Thread 40343227

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>QOTT: Do you have abandonment issues?
>QOTT2: Would you rather date someone with abandonment issues or someone who occasionally abandons you for days at a time

Previous thread, forsaken by our incapability to make new ones in time: >>40339595

>>40343227 (OP)
qott: yeah

qott2: not if i had a choice but i probably don't

>>40343237
it's either/or, you have to pick one or the other.

I don’t have abandonment issues but men really have no attention span these days. They can’t pursue one woman long enough to get laid.

>>40343227 (OP)
>qott
yes
>qott2
someone with abandonment issues

>>40343227 (OP)
>qott
yeah sure
>qott2
im dating someone who treats leaving for a week to visit family with the same gravity as leaving for five minutes to take out the trash, but it's surprisingly fine. i think i'd still rather take abandonment issues.

>>40343227 (OP)
>QOTT
yes :c it's one of my biggest problems
>QOTT2
occasionally abandons me for days at a time. mental illness doesn't mix well. would rather have a guy be avoidant w me than be in the most chaotic toxic mentally ill x mentally ill relationship.

>>40343227 (OP)
QOTT1: I kinda do, not from ever actually having been abandoned because I haven't been before but I've got this weird brain worm that makes me constantly think I will be eventually.
QOTT2: Hard to say, I think I'd give it a try if I liked the person enough.

>>40343227 (OP)
Yeah I'm finding out I do have what seems like abandonment issues
Which is weird to me because I can't really pinpoint a big abandonment moment in childhood
Maybe just parents more emotionally distant than I needed which instilled that subconscious anxiety in me

I think someone else with the same issue would be better than what I'm doing because we'd both be constantly looking to each other for validation and reassurance and be able to be there giving it to each other
Rather than what I'm doing right now which is falling for avoidant people to recreate the turmoil dynamic I haven't healed
Ain't it fucky how you can know exactly what's going on yet it doesn't fix anything

>>40343282
>Ain't it fucky how you can know exactly what's going on yet it doesn't fix anything

Fucking preeeeeeach. Doesn't matter how well I can self reflect and recognise my problems or bad habitd and how to address them, I still end up falling back into them anyways.

>>40343282
yea i feel you, i have some very kinda clear ones from like elementary school where some of my friends' friends would bully me by asking me to come somewhere and then not being there? but im also really scared of being secretly hated and my friends just looking for the right moment to get rid of me, which did also actually happen once in high school. I've gotten a lot better with it though, I used to be completely insufferable. But it takes a lot of just, feeling bad by yourself instead of venting about it bc how do you vent about being scared of being abandoned to the people you're scared of being abandoned by. I know it isn't rational but that doesn't help my subconscious constantly trying to convince me that it is.

i wish this site had an edit option for posts like reddit does :p

>>40343227 (OP)
Idk why i'm still coming on this gen, there are no chasers here. I should just download hinge

>>40343227 (OP)
>qott
I probably do but idk
>qott 2
I'll take someone with abandonment issues I suppose

>>40343322
I chase

>>40343322
hi boston lady

I wonder if there's a chaser named Chase somewhere out there

i would download an app but i hate every photo i’ve ever taken of me

>>40343353
what if he drove a toyota chaser

>>40343349
Not boston unfortunately. Wrocław

>>40343365
Who only ever takes shots with a chaser soda.

>>40343359
Same. Cannot use hinge when I have zero photos of myself
>>40343365
Hmm. Now I want a chaser named Chase that drives a toyota chaser

>>40343365
guy named Chase driving this around and whistling at any girl who could theoretically be trans while stopped at red lights, and buys them shots and soda with his Chase Bank credit card

He's only a true chaser if his name is Chase

>>40343366
Age?

>>40343387
Dear lord stop! I can only get so wet.

abandonment issues are scary

>>40343418
Fun fact if you drink okra water once a day, you will get wetter

>>40343456
*Slyly opens new tab*
Hmmmmmmmm

>>40343417
18

>>40343508
Too young

You shouldn't be allowed to post here if you can't come to a 21+ show

>>40343523
Based

>>40343518
Damn :(
>>40343523
21+ shows sound like an exclusively american thing

i'm such a manwhore

I've never been to a bar. Or a club

>>40343558
the drinking age is 18 where i live but there's still some 20+ or 21+ or even 24+ clubs here bc they don't want literal teenagers there lol

>>40343582
are you sure you’ve never been to a bar?

>>40343584
i’ve never heard of 24+ bars that’s interesting

>>40343523
i wonder if that would increase the quality of posts but probably not because even the older people on this site are freaking crazy

>>40343585
Very sure, I always just get drunk alone or with a few friends. Not in public places. Why do you ask?

>>40343592
yeah there's one in my town bc they realized 30-year-olds weren't ever coming in anymore bc it was all just ppl in their late teens and early 20s. the 30+ demographic pays very well in comparison.

>>40343581
old LB reminds me of Nick so much
When is he gonna troon

>>40343615
what do 30+ people do for fun?

>>40343626
i mean based on the 30yo+ at my work they like clubbing more than most ppl in their 20s.

They do daytime/early evening clubbing for 30+ only at a couple places here that swaps to 21+ after 10pm

>>40343626
Yoga and eating food with a lot of probiotics

>>40343623
i will never troon out. i’m male+ now, roids and all

>>40343634
Oh is this Nick
I thought you were LB

>>40343639
nah, not Nick. not LB. just bigger, meaner, and on more gear

>>40343626
All the stuff I wanted to do in my 20s but couldn’t afford

>>40343227 (OP)
Bros I need help I fumbled so God damn bad. I met a girl on here and basically she said I didn’t have time for her and blocked me on everything. Ngl I’ve been busy with work but idk what to do now. I’m fr gonna join sf I wanna die in war idc anymore

>>40343645
like what?

>>40343626
physical therapy

>>40343631
>daytime clubbing
no way

i fell down the stairs yesterday and my ribs still hurt anons

>>40343644
How much did the gear shrink your balls?

>>40343687
You might need to go to the hospital. I hope you feel better

>>40343668
Living in a city, eating interesting meals, shopping for nice fashionable clothes, splurging on flavor of the month beauty and hair products, going to lots of concerts, taking spontaneous little weekend trips

>>40343720
waow nice anon

how many people here are neets?

>>40343718
thx idk what to do

short wealthy chaser bf

>>40343789
>wealthy

>>40343705
significantly, but it made my tiny dick look bigger

>>40343786
I wish I could help more. If there are bruises around your ribcage you should get it looked at
>>40343789
Someone to recreate this pic with would be nice

>>40343805
>Tiny dick
How tiny

>>40343807
i have some bruising

>>40343789
>Don’t
be a gold digger
>Do
shove chaser faces in my tits

>>40343796
i'm taller than most men

>>40343823
gold digging is just an excuse to date hotter shorter guys because otherwise we'll be just a freak couple

>>40343826
How tall ?

>>40343816
i'll never tell :)

>>40343833
How short would you go?

>>40343227 (OP)
Pretty bad yeh but I hide it

Idk desu

All women are expensive. Find one in your price range
>>40343805
Hot desu
>>40343819
I'm sorry honey <3

>>40343837
1,8m
>>40343847
1,7m

>>40343872
that's probably not taller than most men depending on where u live

>>40343884
if they're 8-10 years and older - taller

>>40343891
wdym

>>40343898
i'm comparing to general population of my area. or maybe that's my brainworms.

>>40343872
My longest relationship was with 170cm, I never thought about it, love medium sized kings

>>40343850
>Hot desu
thanks babe

Do chasers fw frotting?

>>40343923
Of course darling
>>40343934
I sure hope they do

>>40343952
>>40343934
>>40343922
>>40343872
>>40343848
This is Katja Lang (also known as Kat) a loyal and passionate trip from the MTFG thread.
She's in a loving transbian relationship with another male called Mono aka Tess Tukkers

Mono cheated on Kat for a year with another transwoman on Discord
Kat is now coping by posting her pussy (his asshole) shitting on camera and fucking dildos

Say something nice about them.

>>40344004
brother eugh don't post that

maybe don't bring mtfg drama here

hiiii

>>40343650
Why are you lying to yourself
You didnt not talk to her because of work
Youre not preoccupied at work 24 hours a day
Be real so you can do better next time

do they still ban you if you reply to the mtfg spam?

>>40344084
no but they will if you give a (you) to you know who

>>40343785
probably at least 50% of the board

>>40344087
k*t?

>>40344094
yeah

he's so based

>>40344103
>obvious pandering and virtue signalling is le based
Grow up.

total chasers drowning

>>40344091
i would have guessed that it’s higher than that

>>40344121
based. kiss them and make them feel vulnerable and drown them

gm

>>40344121
I want to recreate this picture with someone. Or get facefucked

chasers equal cowards

thumbs up if you agree

just wanna lay like this when my chaser hubby comes home from his job

>>40344169
just wanna lay like that when my tranny wife comes home from her job

Just nutted to twinks showing hole

>>40344179
that's cringe, dude, hella cringe

>>40344190
gay

>>40344196
Partly yeah

chasers need to post hole

my life would be so much better if my hips were like 4 inches bigger and i didn’t look like a man

i think people are afraid to flirt with me in public because i'm too pretty, how can i make the fact that i'm a low self-esteem tranner more obvious to any would be chasers while also not getting hatecrimed for wearing trans pride merch or whatever

i'm ugly as fuck

>>40344246
you'd kill us both
chasers are stupid

>>40344214
i like how he cropped out his hair to hide his baldness

mormerable matoeables

>>40344214
I don't get why redditors are insulting this guy and calling him a pedo

I remember the glory days of cg when chasers posted hole and were good little sluts

>>40344214
You know if he's in a big city he might have actually gotten some action. Maybe even regularly.

>>40344268
it isn't cropped

i will not eat the calories

>>40344262
?

>>40344169
Im gonna come flop on top of you and then you cant escape

>>40344230
>because i'm too pretty
How pretty are we talking here?

>>40344284
what do you think the ideal BMI for trainers is? I'm down to 23.7 after my pre transition peak of 28 but I still think I look so chubby

>>40344324
my BMI was 19 back when i was a twink in hs. during covid i gained weight and went to 23 i think
im 21/22 rn and i want to go back to 19 or down to 18 which was my main goal

Tranners should be half the weight of their chaser

>>40344324
Depends on the person and the beholder. But 19-22 for most people

chasers shouldn't be below 6ft

>>40344344
and a foot shorter

>>40344344
>>40344365
Easy! I've got these covered

>>40344324
weight and height?

>>40344373
5'8'' 150

>>40344371
My 120 pound 4'6 wife

>>40343227 (OP)
>Quott
Yea I'm a bpd demon
>Quott2
Definitely option number 1

>>40344363
yeah the minimum for a chaser is 178cm

trannies shouldn't be over 5'6

>>40344384
110 pounds and 5'5 actually

>>40344323
imo I'm like maybe a 6/10 but people describe me as gorgeous all the time, my friends joke that I'm a beauty queen despite the fact that I know nothing about makeup or fashion, and I have multiple friends who regularly lose their train of thought while talking to me because apparently my facial expressions are too cute and distracting. Strangers occasionally show me drawings or paintings of pretty women and say that they immediately were reminded of the art when they saw me.
so I'm trying to be positive and say that it's because I'm too pretty even though I'm fairly certain it's because of my wide shoulders, lack of curves, and massive brow bone.

>>40344344
Do 260lbs chasers who aren't 90% fat exist though?

chasers aren't real men, they're usually below 6ft, have tiny biceps, and they live with their parents

>>40343227 (OP)
who wants my penis in their butt?

>>40344423
Me!

>>40344406
post butt?

>>40344417
im 6'3, I have biceps (but its all about triceps if you ask me), I don't live with my parents

>>40344428
Chaser btw

>>40344391
Nobody loves a 5'8 giant horror creature like me :(

>>40344432
I'm easy but not that easy I think
>>40344439
same girl

>>40344436
>>40344432
>>40344423
trip on snake

hi again. sorry 2 bother. do u like me today or are you mad at me
>>40343227 (OP)
qott: im not sure.... i sort of. understand being abandoned so i don't really crash out or anything. and i get that people need space and stuff. not sure
qott2: i think i would be fine w being abandoned for days at a time. if that's what they need then it's cool. id prefer if we communicated about it but like i could handle that either way

is the pnw good for tranners?

>>40344433
you're a repper that wants vicious boymoders to run a train on his butt

>>40344436
I hope so

>>40344413
I would never talk shit about you my love
>>40344443
Hi! I love you <3

feeling like this today

>>40344444
The bnwo is better for tranners.

>>40344444
It’s full of transbians and probably even worse than Texas. Most trannies in Texas seem to be transbians and I haven’t been able to find any straight troons here. It’s just as bad as chasergen. Straight men with an agp fetish.

>>40344448
i love u too ....

>>40344417
chasers over 6ft/180cm are usually AGP though, it's genetic :c

>>40344457
Seems like we should just move to Thailand

>>40344444
pwn to own
also wasted
>>40344446
except im not

>>40344344
it’s over … he’s 220 and i’m 140

>>40344470
you're a slut for the bbc (big boymoder cock)

trans beans

>>40344455
trip on you irish gooner

>>40344472
Stop eating then

>>40344446
He's my husband actually

>>40344344
that sounds kind of nice.... i gotta work harder to lose weight

cut trans fats

>>40344448
howimisty ittoes geeim matoeable

>>40344407
237 this morning, not 90% fat. maybe 25%. but i lift like a demon, so whatever

>>40344479
your husband is a slave to boymoder cock

>>40344512
>>40344479
marriage is a scam

>>40344512
No he isn't

>>40344508
Hello! How are you baby?
>>40344509
Hot

need chaser who ignores me

>>40344541
yeah....

>>40344536
keep flirting with me and i’ll pin you to the wall myself

>>40344536
ittoes beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40344534
yes he is, he shares his fantasies about chinese boymoders putting him in a work camp pretty regularly

>>40344541
I'll message back within 3 minutes always and you'll like it and you won't get overwhelmed and ghost

>>40344548
Yes sir ;)
>>40344549
Absolutely so. I still love you!

>>40344541
...

>>40344576
this is dreamy too i think

>>40344457
Fat american with no foreskin blaming his lack of success on muh transbians

the only chaser from here i like does not like me so i should go

>>40344591
don't worry babe, chasers are cowards it's not your fault

>>40344591
how do you know he doesn’t like you?

>>40344579
thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

i don't rly know any of these chasers that ppl are suddenly saying are back like frog or slayershirt or gingeranon or archer.... im so confused i gotta work hard to catch up....

>>40344582
omg hi

>>40344579
>Yes sir ;)
good. brace for impact then

>>40344601
he said it in a cg thread

>>40344606
uhh... so anyway...

>>40344604
I don't recognise frogposter posts here

>>40344604
do you know about snake? he will shove a vape pen in your asshole and looks like this

>>40344604
Frog will folder your pics. Ginger used to post abs idk if he still does. Idk the others
>>40344607
I'm braced sir <3

>>40344610
what did he say?

>>40344604
frog is from before your time but he's still around

>>40344625
not compatible

>>40344406
I'm too intrigued now, care to show me on discord?

>>40344632
he didn’t even say it in dms? what a jerk

>>40344622
>I'm braced sir <3

>>40344619
i don't know him but he's really cute... i like sotce a lot too i feel like im a similar kind of girl to her
>>40344622
thts fine basically everything i post gets foldered im kind of at peace with it. it's okay
>>40344626
i see....

>>40344619
slightly mongoloid

>>40344597
Even wolfman speedo?

>>40344604
snake is 5'7 and an unironic rapist
frogposter is the creepiest man alive
gingeranon is good
idk who archer is

>>40344619
>vape pen in your asshole
what if you stick it backwards and blow?
just a thought experiment

>>40344639
no he soft ghosted me

>>40344640
need this img so bad. when will shadow thegedgehog come save me. please....
>>40344645
i see ...... thank you
>>40344648
yeah this works with most models. the vape would come out of the tip. of course you would have to have a model with air intake at the bottom for this though. anyway

>>40343227 (OP)
>QOTT: Do you have abandonment issues?
Nope
>QOTT2: Would you rather date someone with abandonment issues
Probably not. I am way to distant for that.
>or someone who occasionally abandons you for days at a time
This is normal for people who aren't living together.

>>40344640
Yes sir
>>40344641
You don't want frog to folder your pics. I promise

>>40344651
what does soft ghost mean?

>>40344663
i see .... i will be careful then

>>40344664
it's the event after a hard ghost, which leaves ectoplasm everywhere

There's a girl who I'm hoping wants to continue talking, but she admitted to not checking her messages much. I think I'll just log out of the account for a week so I'm not checking if she messaged back every few hours

>>40344663
>Yes sir
seriously, drop your discord or something right now. matter of fact, here’s mine: douchey
anyone can add me, i don’t really care

>>40344680
>but she admitted to not checking her messages much
This means she is messaging someone else.

>>40344680
i wish i could meet a chaser like this. im convincing myself this is what he's doing every time (he is just ghosting me completely)

>>40344689
or just has things to do, like fucking other people

>>40344680
bad sign

Just checked, i can bench 44lbs while pretrans i could bench 68

>>40344689
for the public record if my messages are slow is it for one of three reasons:
>i caught feelings a little and i get scared to check what u said bcs im too invested (basically 90% of instances)
>i am stuck in a video game and crashing out screaming slurs at my monitor so i didnt notice u message yet
>i got too high and/or fell asleep

>>40344706
>44lbs
its just a bar...

>>40344706
44? that’s cute. i toss up 295 for fun. how small are you?

>>40344721
Not that small, 5'8 and 130 pounds

>>40344638
sure, I would do that. would you post your discord?

>>40344715
I have a 20 pound bar

>>40344738
5’8, 130? adorable. i could curl you for warmups. keep talking

why do i look like a tranny

>>40344587
You have no idea how bad things are over here. It’s literally just transbians. The east coast might be better. I don’t know.

goodmorning,was feeling good and hypomanic yetserday, feeling pretty ehhhh today, scared. How is everyone today? :)

>>40344794
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>there's a prominent GW2 tranny, laranity
>there's a prominent osrs tranny, hanannie
>every ff14 player is a tranny
>there's no prominent wow tranny
Explain?

i bought dysco elysium on steam sale im officially a twitter commie transbian now sorry chasers

>>40344797
Is there actually a way to read your posts?

>>40344802
yeeims abisher soim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40344799
>laranity
she cute but i would get a rhinoplasty if i were her
i would get a rhinoplasty if i were me too

>>40344807
Is this a no?

>>40344814
yeeims unddoestanddoeable onnry somferish levimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

i hope this steam deck that i can’t afford is enough to make me not kms

>>40344802
dont look too deep

>>40344790
East coast is mostly transbians I heard west coast is better

>>40344750
Yeah but you probably couldn't overpower me or pin me down, i'm too strong for that

Guys, how do I stop being a horny little goblin when a tranner posts a pic of herself on here?

>>40344799
woaaa do you think this is my niche. im just getting into it now though so it might take a long time before i can do it

>>40344821
I sincerely wish there was a way to filter your posts.

>>40344826
isnt PNW the most transbian coded place of the united states of america

>>40344831
you don't

>>40344836
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40344799
I play ff14 and im a chaser though

>>40344836
he literally a namefag theres literally a very simple way of filtering him lol
but why would you do that hes a good guy

>>40344837
My theory is the farther from the equator the higher the transbian density. Equatorial trannies pass perfectly or die. Trannies close to the equator pass well and love men.

>>40344845
>but why would you do that hes a good guy
I wouldn't know, because the posts are incomprehensible.

>>40344857
>Equatorial trannies pass perfectly or die.
god why am i not an amazonian tranny

>>40344830
cute fantasy. say that again when you’re face down and can’t move

>>40344859
he doesnt want people to translate and i wont but again dont look too deep you're trying too hard on a simple thing i thought the same when he first started but then i saw ah its just that

>>40344844
i love you but i just cancelled my sub cause i thought all the chasers were on wow. sorry....

>>40343227 (OP)
>Do you have abandonment issues?
No.
>Would you rather date someone with abandonment issues or someone who occasionally abandons you for days at a time
I like time to myself. So probably the latter.

>>40344857
it's over for northern women... im sorry anon....

Ibisher usim tee playimenttoe evim onnry linim matoeable

>>40344903
that's so cool... i tried to get into it but it was way too complicated for me. gotta work harder...
>>40344878
good morning Dom!

>>40344908
ittoes sruckims untilly ittoes wassry greattoeable anddoes thennry sruckim abisher graimicalim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40344912
i see....

>>40344926
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40344832
You could make a "tranny plays wow for the first time" series. Wow boomers love shit like that

femby yearning

goodmorning

>>40344933
should i try it? ive never streamed before

>>40344958
mormerable matoeable

>>40344961
im worried my voice isn't good enough yet though....

>>40344799
its me, im the prominent wow tranny

why are eels so cute but so scary...

>>40345036
allim thinggoeable abisher soim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40345044
woa.... thats profound.... you're right

>>40345060
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

i'm the prominent Wow! tranny cause you say that upon seeing me
>>40345036
are you shivering yet

tremble in your freaking boots

is it okay to be a tranny? like for real?

>>40345103
NO

i need to have long hair again omg why does that thing takes so long to grow aaaaaaaaaa

>>40345105
whats the final solution for the tranny question then?

>>40344908
Good morning. How are you?

i will not let myself have tranny voice, if that means not transitioning, then i won’t transition

i forgot to check for fear and hunger in the steam sale and now the sale ended 8 minutes ago aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I love tranny voice. I prefer it to passing voice.

>>40345011
Becoming a wow streamer

>>40345157
you’ll love me then

mmos are so intimidating, i look at them and see the amount of ui elements and text on screen and my brain turns off. I've never even played runescape.

>>40345157
i hate chasers so much

>>40345181
if it’s a good mmo, it all ends up being streamlined and understandable, but i get the sentiment desu
ive played loads but my favourite to this day still remains as ffxiv

Im about to beat my meat

>>40345083
>>40345090
omg stop they're so scary im gonna pee
>>40345125
im good! im decanting a bunch of skincare into spray bottles to make it easier to use but now i feel like i have to buy a bunch more to fill the spray bottles up .... even though they'll just get used up at the same rate....
>>40345157
is it really okay ... im kind of trying to "do a voice" for the first time and it's really terrifying i feel so stupid all the time

>>40345205
I was doing that earlier

>>40344930
Hello wulfim how are you doing today?

>>40345157
Knowing chasers like this exist makes me so happy that i transitioned before my voice dropped

>>40345210
weeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

I voice mog chasers, pussy ass bitches

Like if my bro was a girl but still kept his voice

>>40345221
What do you sound like

>>40345206
Dont forget to add the green so you turn green

>>40345222
yikes

Work done time to go home

>>40345240
Nice. I'mma smoke weed

>>40345226
please be gentle I haven't voice trained in months
https://vocaroo.com/1bJkeNzfCYwv

>>40345255
Same prolly, I haven't in a bit I'm tryna wane off of it

>>40345227
i have a whole new greenstack im going to be greener than ever before. i genuinely think im going to have to figure out how to colour correct green to look like skin

ok byebye

>>40345267
Yeah too much makes you turn stupid. Should I get wings or pizza?

>>40345266
https://voca.ro/1hIpunypv3U7

today is injection day but i think i will do it tomrrow im scared i hate injection day,......

>>40345280
takim ittoes cheesily matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40345288
cute puppy awooo

>>40345157
HSGP.
>>40345206
You put lotion in spray bottles? I don't know shit skincare, I guess.

>>40345300
i pin 3 times a day, you'll survive.

>>40345300
don't delay!!!! if you do it a day late you'll be even more sad both today and tomorrow!!!! i made this exact mistake yesterday and today I'm literally fine because I did my shot!!!!! learn from my suffering!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40345310
you're welcome by the way.

>>40345300
Shia Labeouf

>>40345305
im still learning....
>>40345307
yea stuff that's like water consistency like skin conditioners and toners and stuff i really like putting in a spray bottle so you can just get it on there with no effort. i usually apply 7 or 8 layers of toner during a normal skincare routine so it just makes the whole process take about half the time

>>40345313
hehehe thank you thank you im very grateful... i don't know what I would do without u

>>40345310
BUT its horible the needle entering my thigh until it reachs the muscle and then holding it for a few secs and then injecting 1ml of estrogen and holding and then removing the needle and then pressing cotton on it AAAAAAAAAA

Fuuuck
Just remembered my dad called me while I was drunk last night asking me to stay at his house for 3 days to watch the dog and I just went along with it
Gonna be fucking bored as shit over there for the weekend now
I have packages coming in and I was gonna record music and see friends

Shoulda just had him drop that dumbass off at my house

>>40345331
Why are you so useless?

>>40345330
that's easy peasy that's one fluid motion. you gotta clear your mind completely when u do it it's like when they do sword training in anime your mind when you do the injection should be completely blank you just do it automatically and emotionlessly

>>40345341
Hi dad

>>40345346
Lol

https://vocaroo.com/12qEJky0WJn6
mog this or shut up chaseys

when will love like this find me...

>>40345330
What's horrible about that? Just think of yourself like a slab of meat.

>>40345331
just ask the dad to bring the dog to you instead and have fun before and after taking them for a walk easy

>>40345357
you sound autistic, bro. and whispering? what, scared you’ll wake mommy and daddy?

>>40345345
Thats how i fuck

>>40345330
You know you can inject into fat instead of muscle, right? It will hurt less and won't leave bruises

Also 1ml? Who sells vials with concentration that low?

please rate my rick impression
https://vocaroo.com/17pYW0LgKO3A
>>40345369
mog this or shut up bitch

question to trannies: how to find people to date as non passing boymoder with tits?

>>40345285
Wings for sure

>>40345373
ERO

>>40345379
i mog you in my sleep, bitch. keep squealing

>>40345374
oh that's a good point 1ml is a pretty big dose. i think she's on something that's more unusual to ppl in other places tho? she mentioned it's sort of regional specific

>>40345387
Thank you, this is the answer I wanted. It's a sign. Pretty and smart.

please let me know how I did with my anon impression
https://vocaroo.com/13bbuZCZCyJ6

>>40345357
Nigga think he batman

>>40345404
JORDAN PETERSON1/1/!//1/1/!!/!//?/

did okay on my phsyics test i think

>>40345403
https://vocaroo.com/1gM6Pu6v9or5

>>40345416
https://voca.ro/1eqOucbrjOf4

>>40345419
so sunny outside very nice to have while studying for lab

>>40345404
>>40345423
I thought you were a tranner...

>>40345440
https://voca.ro/1cQcGDfb5Kkl

>>40345374
>>40345399
yeah its perlutan (algestone acetophenide + estradiol enanthate) im too poor rn for astrovials good injections
also people usually say that it should only be applied intramuscular so idk i will do more research

>>40345440
they are on hrt

>>40345400
:) np I've been craving wings lately, have t had em in a whie

>>40345455
Why can you talk normal but communicate in riddles

>>40345456
oh i use astrovials rn! im a fan! i dont really know much about perlutan but i think basically all hrt ends up working as long as u dont stress about it and just b patient

my teacher is old … he told us to download flash player …

>>40345401
https://voca.ro/1gV14jTMVCKQ

>>40345476
Ibisher woimddoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

this song is so good it did not deserve to flop

>>40345322
That does sound like a lot. Good thing you found a way to streamline it.

why did i look hotter when i just broke up and i was super depressed. how do i cultivate that kind of broken spirit

im eating 5 eggs and 4 sausages

>>40345534
its definitely more convenient...

hello thread

>>40345543
neeims somferish tee breakim thissry womtoiddoeable hearttoeable reettoe nowimenttoe absoluerly soim

>>40345546
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40345546
damn so which tranny got the half orchiectomy?

>>40345559
hemloperable matoeable

>>40345560
one day... i hope

https://vocaroo.com/1j0dN5GH9yJ7
chasers mog this or shut the fuck up

>>40345570
hi! hows it going?

>>40345561
which three trannies you mean?

>>40345576
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40345584
ittoes beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40345623
oh thats nice. happy to hear :>

>>40345559
this is me btw if u care

>>40345634
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

why so much genshin impact stuff?

u ever sense a ghost as u send the message that's gonna cause it. you know when u can just tell

>>40345635
I care!! youre based!!
>>40345638
<3
>>40345640
because its what god wants

>>40345653
idk it's mid and haven't even gave me fomo to do dailes so I would force myself out of bed

>>40345668
honestly i like hsr more than genshin. lately I havent enjoyed it as much as I did years ago

>>40345695
thats so cute

>>40345702
yishuims

>>40345682
tbf it had the base mechanics to be good but in the end it was just number buffing game that was scared of making anything difficult enough for a 10 yo and sticked to a difficulty for a 8 yo. at least the drawings of characters are nice

>>40345729
I mostly like genshin for the story and open world ig. I always found the combat a bit meh. even the new endgame is a bit of a letdown I prefer imaginarium theater. but yea the characters are nice
>>40345737

Trannies would you date this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xnf5miWzQo

will it really be like that till the end of my life..

>>40345729
Bigass fohead

>>40345787
lol

>>40345764
Ofc i would. He was my idol when i was gymrepping at 14

>>40345755
imo story is one of the weakest parts of it with how annoying characters act but hey it was a second gatcha with gameplay after tower defense game
>>40345782
no, you castrate yourself once or twice depending if you cut both balls at the same time
>>40345787
perspective is hard, ok?

>>40345805
>>40345806
fair yea. i did like sumeru and fontaine quite a bit i have to say

>>40345729
lmao gey

>>40345764
im already in love with him but i think he is probably out of my league

>>40345830
isnt that what this thread is about?

>>40345886
I wish I was a weirdo cat...

>>40345876
ostensibly it's for straight men and trannies
but there are a lot of fags here

>>40345764
only bodybuilder that doesn't have bdd

>>40345907
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

Chasers, has a tranny ever made you cry either out of pain or happiness?

FWB and I were having a convo about our past and when we got to mine, I brushed it off as if my shitty past was nothing. She said "I care about you, you should care about yourself as well". Bro I damn near cried into her shirt. Had to excuse myself to go pee and get it out of my system all quiet like. I've mastered the art of sobbing quietly.

>>40345924
a lot of trannies don't pass or sees themselves as guys so it's fitting and if not for the tits I would be trying to get into gay relationship with bi guy by now

>>40345928
Cart this cat is overee covered in SNOG

>>40345977
yishuims

me..

>>40346002
you

>>40345955
that's so cute that's sooooo cute aaaaaaaaaaa that's cuuuuuuuteeee

>>40345991
cat loaf

>>40346002

>>40346020
yishuims

>>40346025
whimsy is the right path indeed

anus sex

>>40345364
transbian

sex gifs

say gex

twinks......

>>40346012
Cute? Dude I blew half a roll of toilet paper on snot. Made it look like I took a massive wet shit and couldn't wipe the brown out. Also she ain't my therapist. Alcohol is.

god i need to find a guy that i can say to him i care about him

hi pls love Marie ok

>>40345955
this is going to make me cry so hard. i want to treat chasers gently like this

straight trans women that yearn to be twinks with a guy or fujo shit in general are the most obvious crypto-transbians

>>40346112

>>40346117
tee worlddoeable refusim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40346123
cope and seethe and dilate

>>40346123
im only into bara and i yearn to be bears with a guy. or a twink and a bear but being skinny is hard. which i like to think makes me hsts but i think it maybe just makes me a fat transbian unfortunately

>>40345955
room temperature iq
>>40346130
you will be in a transbian relationship in like 3 months if you are not already

>>40346123
I wish that but only because I want to be younger and have happy entrance into my 20's :(

>>40346117
hiii!!! that top is rly cute!!! how are u doing today?

>>40346138
bara is more lesbian than anything else. imagined fake unattainable masculinity. says a lot

>>40346123
that may be so, but you're still indian

>>40346117
hi marie!
>>40346124
>>40346123
maybe my neighbors are actually transbians...

>>40346146
thx is my 100 gecs shirt c:
I’m on I got home, took a shower cuz sweaty and then ended up falling asleep for like 3 hrs and now it’s almost bed time lol

>>40346141
How old are you?

>>40346140
i never had feelings for a girl tho

>>40346156
Hi berry c: <3

:p

>>40346166
you'll never be twink 4 twink and you will settle for twinkhon 4 twinkhon. it always happens

>>40346073
okay now this is well and truly gey
disgustingly so

>>40346172
>picrel
>>40346179
it is

i really like this thread in particular c:

is it normal to have hair on ur inner thighs
I have to shave mine

>>40346178
shut up i will be in a twink 4 tranny relationship

>>40346194
if youre a gorilla

>>40346173
would

twinks always win, sorry chaseys

>>40346196
twinks do not want to date trannies unless they are massively repping maybe youre like 17 and dont understand how anything works but get used to it

>>40346161
24 but I spent the last few years or making sure I can't live a normal life for years so I can have normalish life mixed with being non passing tranny by the age of 30+ assuming I would start fixing it now and honestly I don't think I will ever get that old

>>40346091
one day i'll have an emotionally retarded cutie just like you and i'll smile every day

how do I become a twink? I wanna try

>>40346194
yes or no depending on the spot
>>40346196
need

everybody wants to date twinks
tranners, chasers, women, hags, grannies
everybody
nobody wants to date chaseys
get used to it, chvds

>>40346217
arent you on pills?
and u never post face
so u probably are just an ugly twink

>>40346171
yishuims

>>40346191
yishuims

>>40346208
>>40346221
>>40346224
BASED
>>40346210
shut up you seem jealous of twinks youthful looks

>>40346255
i hope your weird bootleg birth control hrt kills you

>>40346240
im not on pills no. I didn't like pills much
>>40346246

>>40346263
LMAO that was a good one tho bc it will probably happen

chasers, you're just gonna have to accept that twinks are gonna cuck you
sorry

>>40346059
Hellllll yeahhhhh

>>40346153
it's not fake or unattainable!!!! you know nothing about bara!!!!!!! it's literally about depicting realistic masculine bodies in a wide range of shapes and sizes engaging with each other in a way that's vulnerable and recontextualises the hypermasculinised form as a site of pleasure, of softness, of intimacy. even the most hardcore bara is fundamentally about undermining the vein of violence that is present in traditional masculinity. the bodies on /fit/ and in health magazines are hard. the bodies in bara are soft.
you can call me anything you want but don't insult bara it's the only path towards an actual equivalent to the feminist movement for men. there is more love and beauty radiating from one panel of a ducka doujin than you will experience in your entire life

I remember being a twink. Then I turned 22.

>>40346311
I love

im actually still a twink im just DL about it

>>40346309
absolute cope masculinity absent of actual men fetishiser, you probably date butch mtfs

im gonna twinkmaxx soon ive decided

>>40346323
i don't date anyone im too busy gooning to bara all day

>>40346282
so trueeeeee

>>40346331
Aren't you a super model or something

>>40346337
>forcefem art
every trip a transbian

>>40346346
good morning sar

Women killed the parts of me they now claim to want

>>40346346
im not a transbian i just like beardless young pretty guys....

>>40346346
please take meds or go to therapy and talk about that breakup

>>40346342
that would be nice

>>40346357
So a pedo?

>>40346356
>Women killed the parts of me
you mean the manosphere told you to do so?

how come trans bean trips do not want smelly skinnyfat brown manlet like me??? why do they want strong slender young twinks??? trans beans??? hello/??.?

>>40346357
you like pictures of a type of man that does not exist drawn for women by women

>>40346371
No I was just baiting cuz bored.

maybe men were a psyop all along...

>>40346368
WHAT LMAO im talking about 18+ guys lol i didnt even use the word "boy" loooooool

>>40346357
you are either a transbian or a pedophile, congrats

>>40346381
you know anon, you could be baiting me... but it's not like i like you or anything stupid

anyway post husbands

>>40346392
pakistani or indian, congrats

>>40346391
>beardless
>young
>pretty
how many synonyms for underage do you want to pack in there

>>40344457
It's the same in the midwest. Nothing but transbians.

>>40346381
it was pretty good!!! i usually avoid using the word manosphere tho u gotta put it in their words. easiest is just mentioning a specific name like Andrew Tate or something

why are the chasers on such a defensive lmaaaaao i didnt even say something bad against them i just said i liked twinks and beardless guys and thats it ?????

>>40346393
You're a fish woman?

>>40346410
bloody basterd why u say u like the twinks? i fuck your mother

wait this is totally unrelated but do you want to see the single greatest music video ever made. insane the number of layers. i can't watch it without it being the only thing I think about for a week https://youtu.be/OH0t-uf83oo

>>40346418
I can swim if that's what you're asking about

>>40346410
He looks like a high schooler

>>40346410
>video of a high schooler
definitely not a pedophile

i for one think it's beautiful to be attracted to guys your own age. more 40+ chasers for bronya to take care of <3

sorry chasers i just like young boys that have not hit puberty its so yucky when they hit puberty and start to grow beards and look like men sorry if this makes you mad uwu

>>40346433
>>40346438
still mogs your twig fizeek

>>40346431
That's not what I'm asking about. I can give you an easier one. How are you?

>>40346419
lmao i love u
>>40346433
>>40346438
you guys are so so so weird

>>40346457
You are trying too hard
>>40346467
I think you are weird

why would wanting to wear clown makeup for fun be female behaviour?

>>40346438
pedophilia is when you're into 18 years olds as a 20 yo

>>40346467
stop posting gay jailbait then you freak

>>40346484
you smell like cowshit and 1000 lbs of spices

>>40346487
You could ask that about most gender coventions. That's just how it is. The answer is where the trend flows and makeup though.

>>40346459
I was fine then got small breakdown and I'm ok now thanks to stream about ufo even if that was boring but it's fun to see guy get scared at subnautica now

man penis

>>40346487
cause makeup is fun!

>>40346491
>>40346484
>I think you are weird
you started calling me a transbian and a pedophile for liking LEGAL AGE YOUNG GUYS just that. i never said i didnt like a guy with a beard or an older guy. i just think that rn, me, a 22 year old tranny would fit better with a 19 - 28yo guy. just that LOL

they’re getting along

how do you help someone with depression?

>>40346511
They're legal officer! I swear! I know the age of consent!

chasers, do you wear mustaches? why not? are you a sissy?

>>40346518
fentanyl

>>40346504
You focus on unusual things. I don't know what this means. It is good you are not breaking down.

>>40346528
I get a little gap in the very center

>>40346270

>>40346518
simperish jisty beeims thre fer themmry orimisty nottoeable absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40346529
i don’t think she does drugs. also that is bad advice

>>40346509
is this real

>>40346521
18yo+ guys??? and i wouldnt date a 18yo guy i think for my age the age range ideally is 20 to 27/28

>>40346518
Help someone else or yourself?
>>40346528
They look bad on almost all men including me. I keep light stubble.

>>40346511
bloody benchod this is a young unwashed boy here in pakistan we all dirty men with facial hair to show we are men

>>40346518
give them gun or get them get meds and therapy plus you just help them day to day while trying to make them as active as possible be it helping you cook or at least come with you to kitchen and talk
tldr make them get professional help and get them out of bed

>>40346514
friendship is so beautiful
>>40346528
what happened to his eye... who hurt him... i have to go defeat them to get revenge

>>40346503
but i just wanna be a clown in the privacy of my own home. do guys not want to be clowns?

>>40346546
someone this time
>>40346549
i want to help her short term. she is starting therapy next week she told me

>>40346546
you just need to put effort
>>40346536
are you low t or something?

why do kiria refuse to date a successful pakistani 35 year old man such as myself. i own many call center business. i can provide for she

>>40346546
I've never seen a moustache i didn't find deeply hot but i also spent a few months flirting with the cybersmith so. i think maybe my taste is a little unusual

>>40346557
they sure seem to enjoy acting like them am i right ladies (extended silence)

>>40346530
I'm watching a guy stream about local ufo guy talk nonsense but because of how boring it was he started playing subnautica the game instead that's all

>>40346556
yoy that was me.... now he wears mustaches so he's safe dw pls

>>40346557
I do not enjoy performance. I can clown around without becoming one.
>>40346562
Check in on them frequently even if they don't ask. Support is the best thing you can do. It will also suck the life out of you. Be prepared for that.
>>40346565
No thank you my face is good and facial hair only detracts from that.
>>40346569
I think far too many men have facial hair. It is the exception but they treat it like the rule. I blame male pattern baldness.

>>40346607
do i keep checking in even if it feels like I’m bothering her?

a lot of weak men use facial hair as a crutch, but that doesn't mean it can't be used to make an already amazing face look even better
some stubble with a mustache is god tier on the right man

>>40346562
make her take meds as well because she may be luckier then me in that regard lol but outside of that just try to make her do things and help her when she can't. I don't remember if I've seen this video or some other one from this guy but he explains how to help someone without enabling them at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcEVntNv9ik

>>40346605
your cause is righteous and your methods are extreme but necessary. ill forgive you this once

>>40346615
Yes. You alone are unlikely to be enough though. Encourage them to continue seeking out support.

>>40346616
https://voca.ro/1mWLEu77FCWI

>>40346616
beards are such an easy hack for weak jawlines. make otherwise ugly men beautiful.

>>40346607
i was reading earlier about how beards were historically pretty uncommon. for stone reason I kinda thought they were the default. im never gonna study enough that chasers won't think im stupid.... everything is so complicated....

>>40346638
wise beyond words, wolpie-spidey
>>40346640
but a young stalin....

>>40346666
yishuims

>>40346647
Not shaving has often been viewed as savage and unkempt. Similar to a man growing out long hair.

>>40346666
isn't that someone else tho? because I don't remember if it's urban legend that this is stalin or if that was a myth about a different person and different picture

nothing wrong with a bit of wild savagery....

>>40346681
i see i see... that makes me kinda sad! i like beards and long hair! but i think that's traditionally more common here? i wonder if that's why we were viewed as savages by the Romans and stuff...

literally men so stuuuuuuuuuuuuupid
MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION they had excessive facial hair, and what are you doing now? shave it? good haircut and facial hair are like +3 points and that's fucking yours and natural. be a man
every hairless man is a cryptotranny for me now sorry not sorry. yes, if you're too lazy to care about hair you're still a tranny fuck you

>>40346395
picrel obvs
>>40346411
real tho also valid answer
>>40346465
recently learned castorice writes poems about mydei and phainon, hoyo literally putting fujos in game I can't T°T
>>40346487
pichu?
>>40346528
fr chasers need a beard check!
>>40346544
holding a crucifix up at the screen rn
>>40346566
pakistan way more based than India ngl
>>40346616
true tho, like some guys can grow a full beard but just use it to hide jawline
>>40346640
_/\_

>>40346705
oh my god is that true about castorice INSTANT god tier. this is the best development since pela's phone case

>>40346704
I'll do what I like.

if men don't keep their beards, then they don't deserve to see my bush

i have no beard and no bush im going to be alone forever

>>40346699
It is pretty much all the Greeks and Romans to blame, yes.

>>40346719
anddoes yeeims shallry leikim whattoes yeeims deeims absoluerly soim

Rubbing my smooth soft body all over a hairy chaser but his face and head are smooth

>>40346748
People seem to have skipped that I have stubble still. It is actually a problem when kissing a lot. I always make women's chin's very red and scratched.

best roman ruler had a beard, deal with it beardless chvds

>>40346528
No
I don't feel like it

>>40346732
>no bush
criminal

I don't prefer beards and sometimes a guy is better looking without it or with partial facial hair

>>40346768
We have reached the image limit so I cannot show you the beardless face of August, the true greatest emperor of Rome.

if a guy is handsome he doesn’t need a beard but if he’s ugly he can use a beard to cover up a recessed chin

>>40346768
Rome lost

>>40346783
mine is too see-thru for me to be keep it if I would be having sex

>>40346793
augustus was sus….

>>40346807
And yet you did not call him Asustus or Augustsus so you lose the argument.

fucking image limit doesn't want me showing you my husbands so please just image hashida itaru
>>40346736
it always is... those damn yaoipedos
>>40346783
im never really sure what to do with it i got rid of it all on impulse but I usually kept it cause I think it's woke... maybe ill just go back to full bush so I don't have to think about it

>>40346822
hadrian wasn’t a coward, he had a twink boywife and did based things, he wins

ittoes wassry nottoe mimery thissry treimicalim absoluerly soim matoeable

The visigothic sack of rome in 410 AD was one of the best things to ever happen

siiigh if only somebody would sack MY rome...

ash-hadu an la ilaha illa allah, wa ash-hadu anna muhammadan rasulu-allah

before anyone accuses me of doing so
no, I am not impersonating wolpie spidey
they’re extremely based and I would never dare

>>40346833
>not a coward
>abandons all expansionist moves
>kills and arrests senators that oppose him
>builds giant baby wall
I'm not convinced.

Tiny pp gf

>>40346862
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40346879
he had to deal with the rowdy nose people first

im bald and russian

>>40346883
hello :( it's average tho

>>40346891
I thought you might mention this. The Jewish Roman Wars were pretty insane. I admire the Jews for their tenacity but lord almighty were they insane terrorists. Some of my favorite history.

>>40346913
they're still going at it, the story keeps repeating itself
the current empire's vassal states are rebelling, no amount of expansionism will save it, build that wall

>>40346933
You are unwell, I hope. Or incredibly naive, stupid even.

got a trendy dessert i saw on xhs cause it looked so good but it's kind of.... a lot of new things im not familiar with.... it's like a glutinous rice pudding with ube and cream and meat floss ... the only thing there I've ever eaten is the cream.... need to work up the confidence to try it it looks so beautiful