https://voca.ro/1lI5J4ryCihm
i would rather die than be seen with you in that.
bottoms only care about one thing:
>>green
>>40361030I have a similar shirt for Calvin and Hobbes or an oversized lettermans jacket that rick ross made for his entourage in 2013. That and like khakis or something?
Ok but like wouldn't the fashionista gays be at least bemused by a maximalist Rodney Dangerfield in caddyshack look? Balls to the wall tacky has to earn some respect for the commitment.
Dubs and I wear the Garfield jacket to the edgy gay fashion show. Trips and I wear it with the Calvin shirt
>caring about fashion
much like lifting weights, at the end of the day, its all about face
gained weight while trying to diet again award
why is it so hard for homos to put down the pizza rolls?
>>40361181Theyโre warm and cheesy and feel good in my mouth
>>40361134do you not own a suit?
you wear a suit jacket and trousers with a pair of loafers and a tshirt under the jacket.
have never seen what designers look like? they don't wear the shit they create.
Just fugged
Some of you havenโt had sex in months and it shows in your mental stability
>>40361181https://voca.ro/1fVoHKKbtCST
bottoms don't self-regulate
>>40361226monks can go decades without. you're just weak and succumb to temptation.
>>40361259Imagine if monk fell in love with you and he had to chose between you and achieving nirvana.
i wish i knew how to make myself unappealing to trannies every time one messages me it feels like i must have made some bad choices otherwise how did i end up as someone who ROOM DOOR OPEN feels they can just drop a location to
>>40361263many are saying this
bottoms are cretins and without a good man to guide them they devolve into mindless zombies shambling from cock to cock
i don't shamble, i strut.
>>40361310cute bottom lifting his top
>>40361331did you ever see that video of the punk doing flips in high heels with a gun
You guys will never understand 1% of my suffering
this guy itโs so rare to see a gay man do something cool https://youtu.be/W47cDTvyxW4
>>40361325bottoms are vessels. Bottoms are like marble, and tops are like sculptors. Tops shape and carve the lines of the marble's form to reveal the beauty within a bottom's soul.
gay guys that know how to fight are cool
https://voca.ro/1ejqZJZQilOb
>>40361325itโs true im at mcdonaldโs and seriously considered sucking off a homeless just to satiate the urge
this is what it looks like when shiza farts
bottoms are straight trans women
i wish trump would nuke an irrelevant but rich country like switzerland so we could get new footage
i got granted access to soulframe preludes
>>40361457we can see here that most are all talk hiding behind a screen
https://voca.ro/17MYAqPQvwIQ
https://voca.ro/1ghYjDgh2GoL
why panties on males looks so hot
https://voca.ro/1oPmtzBMz3mM
apparently the trannies won since all the gays died lol
>>40361795It was 3 minutes not 5
im at my parents beach house
my room is stuffy as fuck and they HATE it when I use the AC but I have it on
they play mind games the whole time and criticize me for every little thing
they don't care that they are rude cuz they don't see gays as people
>>40361895Would opening your window help any? The beaches near me are super cold and comfy during summer, I'd love to be able to live on the beach.
Also sounds like you're underage. At least you'll be able to move out at some point and not have to wry about what your parents think about gay ppl. Hang in there
>>40361911>The beaches near me are super coldcan i come live with you? I assume this must be europe or like nw us?
I can't wait until its fall and I CAN just open the window - I'm going to get a floor fan like the tower kind that rotate - the honeywell is quiet
>on the beach.few miles away - we ain't made of money
>Also sounds like you're underage. oh god i wish im an adult and then some
I don't live here and neither do they. This is just a long weekend. I've actually spend the previous week hiking in the mountains and this is basically recovering, reading my book, and baking.
My grandpa kicked the bucket last year and my abusive parents squandered my inheritance by buying this frivolous beach house. I got a car though so it isn't all bad - nothing fancy mind you.
maybe debbie is right maybe i am a nazi
>>40361937Lol yeah I live in northern California, come on out. I dream of owning a house in half moon bay and never seeing the sun again. I hate the heat but unfortunately I'm a poorfag who has to live in the hot part of the state
God that's so dumb to buy a beach house that isn't even comfy. My dad inherited $100k from his unc and spent it on his new gf at the time so I mean that's even dumber. Ig2g brb
>>40361945shiza redemption arc when?
>>40361975what do you think this has been?
>>40361978recognition of wrongdoing?
>>40361958>come on outI'm mentally opposed to California - if you had said Oregon or Washington I would be THERE.
>and never seeing the sun againthat sounds BASED
I love cloudy days the sun ruins all my pretty pictures.
> I hate the heat me 2
but I also hate navigating in extreme snow and ice cuz I'm a total wuss. I mean I do hike in the snow it's just not my favorite thing.
>God that's so dumb to buy a beach house that isn't even comfy. it's um ok I'm just cursed - they complain they are freezing I am of course in the one room air barely seems to get to
they just got it so its not fully kitted out yet
they had a beach house before they bought nearly 20 years ago and sold ~8 years ago that was smaller and shittier - this is at least a newish home with a NICE fucking kitchen so im here to make cheesecake and brownies and crab cakes and such.
its not like a BIG house - there's way bigger houses just in this little subdivision but its not small either
I'm a mountains person - the beach means nothing to me
>>40361945dont allow yourself to be peer pressured. you did nothing wrong
>>40361946not tonight little mouse
>>40361958norcal and complaining abt the heat?
debaser won and was right to hate certain people
Do any other bottoms have a QOS tattoo to signal they're BBC only?
excuse me! is christian mingle a good idea to try and find a bf? I'd rather get one that is christian right off the bat and I can't use hinge because my phone is too old.
>>40362119do you remember when christian mingle got sued for not allowing gays and a court made them create some random ass new website that DOES allow gays on it
>>40362119You will probably find 100 repressed flamers for every 1 decent guy there but go for it
>>40362135yeah I remember, that's why I wanna use it.
>>40362138are there better alternatives? I'm kind of a repressed flamer myself anyway so maybe it's not such a bad thing.
>>40362144>are there better alternatives?Not being gay and Christian
hi my names barbie and i'm gonna tell you what its like to be a working gurl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etC8i96vNRs
>>40362151not an option :(
The only woman that ever understood me was Larry. The one that got away.
>>40362242JILL ZAAAAARIIIN
Guud morningg
>>40361940Me and my future bf
>>40362170Winter in games is so nice. I miss snow no cap
>>40362292dun morogh is a true gem
>>40362292Me and my future gf :o
I'm crazy tired, heat melting my brain wish I had someone to hold and fall asleep holding while she uses me as comfy pillow, but don't. Think I'll stop posting. Lump in my throat and all that.
i miss bincel he was a superior simp
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I've ordered a 3" diameter butt plug to fill my slutty pussy. I want to be able to be DP'd at any point
ok I guess Christian Mingle it is then, wish me luck bros! this is my first step in no longer being an incel :D
>>40362438will I have to pay for dates? I'm a bottom.
>>40362460Are you pretty? Pretty girls get paid for. Ugly girls split
>>40362479people have told me I'm pretty, I'm mostly concerned because I'm poor.
>>40362394Tops donโt like a loose hole
>>40362340Can't compete with a tranny when you're a transbian. Jfc
>>40361325> bottoms are cretins and without a good man to guide them they devolve into mindless zombies shambling from cock to cockCertain bottoms are, yes. But not all of us. Some of us have dignity
>>40362585I'm going to eat some nice American candies now that you can't afford and think of you luvr
tops are cretins and without a good bottom to guide them they devolve into mindless zombies shambling from hole to hole
>>40362585Hi shiz did you finish your thesis yet?
I lied to the therapist multiple times, but they never noticed or cared that I was being fake and dishonest. I quit going and called them a faggot before leaving. These niggas can't even read my mind.
https://voca.ro/1iW7e9z5Hrmg
>>40362665This is sending me
https://voca.ro/1hXKdpAqnnBJ
I don't need therapy I have my irl friends and anonymous gays on the internet I can talk to
>>40362708hello!
>>40362778Hello gayfren:) im bouta go to sleep
How do I live? Iโm fucking panicking I canโt stop visualizing claws entering my head. I need to remove my skin and my body. Shiza help me.
>>40362791ok night sleep well!!
>>40362394>bottoms ruining themselves for the sake of a chunk of rubber
>>40362798Ty ty hopefully see you tomorrow (:
>>40362793idc im eating dinner
>>40362822Enjoy borscht, radiant Shiza. We live inside a dream xoxo
>>40362778this but i dont have irl friends
>>40362846haha yeah finland is always like sczkczyczkz
twink butt writhing and twitching for my sausage oh yes
spitting barszcz
with my nigga shiza
her real full name
got more letters than
an encyclopedia
i made blue cheese pasta with walnut not borscht
>>40362882Do you like ลledลบ pod pierzynkฤ
?
>>40362882How are your studies going?
Need a severely autistic top bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op7WL58qIDI
I wanna pay a twink to grow a hitler moustache for me. I wanna fuck a chinese hitler sexboy right in the mouth.
i made blue cheese pasta with walnut not borscht
see this ass?
It earned me a Porsche
bad bitch don't even need a best friend
jerk my little boy clit to asian lesbians
(wut) (uh)
>>40362896Why tf do autists always get chad tier faces
>>40362901Did you drop out?
>>40362928Good. I think itโs really important for your success that you finish your degree
ok fine yes i would give shiza a kiss on the mouth, if only to get a taste of that sweet sweet barszczckt
They butchered my gimmick
autism isn't cute sis. the fuck is wrong with you.
Kissing shizaโs soft big ass
>>40362983I spat my ๅๅก everywhere
>>40362987Show us your hole slut
Cheeza I'm sorry. I've created a monster.
My dick is throbbing and I'm stuck at work.
>>40363017Not my problem.
>>40363017Would you use it to raw shiza?
Filling shiza's horny throbbing hole with my ranch dressing
>>40363017you should work from home so i can crawl under your desk
It should be a requirement that every top who wants to post in gaygen should raw shiza before being allowed to post here. This would increase bonding between the tops of gaygen to share this cum dump
>>40362997https://mythipedia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Great_Devoid_(location)
Someone ai shiza's voice singing Wet Ass Pussy.
>>40363056Raw. Next question.
Shiza is actually pretty cute I see why you guys are constantly negging him and sexually harassing him.
>>40363077Sheโs not gonna fuck you bro
Nazi guys are the last fit looking white guys. We should all spread hole for Nazis.
How would you react if you took a poop but the poop was hitler and he did the holocaust? Thatโs what made me gay, actually. And now I suck my boyfriendโs cock and swallow his cum almost every day. Actually, my boyfriend just farted on my tits and then raped my poop hitler.
I've been trying tinder and keep getting single sentence replies... what's the trick here? I'm trying to be a nice boy but they seem to lose interest super quickly
>>40363125many people are not really using to find a relationship
>>40363125try not to be ugly for one
>>40362997what about her clitty?
>>40363108wow gabe is just like me fr that's how i would spend the vacation as well
I think I need to try therapy on account of being all fucked up in the head and sad inside my heart. Maybe my therapist will stab me in the head with a big sword.
I was at the liquor/beer store yesterday. I just finished buying my shit and I was going to leave. There was a gaggle of college-aged girls. They had just finished their purchase, now they were standing loudly and obnoxiously talking about their plans for night. All the while obliviously blocking the exit. One of the girls realizes she is in the way, she moves one step out of the way, I have to snake past her while carrying my case of beer.
Anyways as I am walking past these cute girls, one of them looks at me and says something like "oh my gosh I love your curly hair". But me being an autistic "rizzless" faggot, I am 100% focused on bee-lining towards the door. I pretend I don't hear and just keep walking to the door and I go home.
I keep thinking what I should have said to sound cooler.
also I think if the genders were reversed, and a girl had to walk past a group of men who then complimented her as she walked past that would be problematic right?
I must be autistic. Thank you for reading my shitpost.
>>40363204Post curly hair you hot fagit
I'm just waiting on a friend
Walking along the seafront and looking at all the cute shotรฆ frolicking in their swimwear :)
>>40361007 (OP)need chubby cuddly bear hubby
>>40361325i am a virgin
i need a man to guide me
Agp want fat nerdy guys
Hsts want built muscular guys
Discuss
Boring coddled cuddled little wee men arent you? Piss babies.
>>40363204You should have said "Thank you sis."
>>40363204waow
such a great story!
should have replied 'i know'
>>40363108so fake
autists don't look in your eyes
>>40362882jeez its saturday morning...
fat is someone who fat does
>>40363428he's legit spastic, seen a vid of his mum trying to teach him to cook, he cant say anything
>>40363444damn, myst be gae...
>>40363433i get hungry around noon, not eating anything else today
>>40361341columbians rape female donkeys!!!!! loooool
male donkeys are a faux pas! that be Gae!!!!
niggers......
>>40363465dumb approach, stuffing self with extremely kcal dense low volume food early...
>>40363469i dont use that much cheese, i use blue cheese cause it has a strong taste so a bit is enough, anyway works for me
would u rather have a younger bf with a nice tight hole or an older bf with a well-worn hole?
>>40363487a younger bf with a tight virginal hole thsts for my use only
the idea of dating some used up hoe who has been with a ton of guys before me isn't appealing
no one wants to deal with such baggage
>>40363444>speak>to express a thought via soundsBet I could get him to express some sounds iykwim
>>40363280Weirdo
Children are innocent
>>40363513>squeak >to express a sound via thoughtBet I could get you to express some thoughts iykwim
>>40363280>t. Thomas Mann
>>40363482it certainly doesnt work for you when u scared of the fucking scales roffls
>>403635292 diff things but i dont have anything to show or prove so idc
>>40363532you keep telling everyone that you dont care and dont have to prove anythings as if anyone beliebes that, not even u believe it lol
get real
>>40363538ok big guy what am i supposed to prove
>>40363543that you dont care
drop the trip
leave
>>40363556what does that have to do with anything lol i like being a trip and i have no intention of leaving you go right ahead if you wanna
"i don't care" is the go to slogan of people who make edgy posts on social meteor and then cry their bitch ass in front of their therapist, only to end up taking a fistful of drugs, courtesy of big pharma
never cried in therapy its much much much more boring lol
Need to mull over this more but it saddens me greatly how many men view the world through a lens of violence. Lot of internet tough guys talking only about how cool and tough and how many fights they get in. Like a certain poster we know... They exist IRL too. Mostly a poor person mindset so I don't need to interact as much. Idk.
What are our weekend plans?
>>40363590>What are our weekend plans?gooning (in 4K HD Ultra)
i think everyone has stuff they care about and not care about but what do i know
>>40363596i have tried the cheese
>>40363585you cried on vocaroo though how you dont care
u said cheese and pasta at 11 works for u, it doesnt cause u fat and on drugs, then u said u dont care and dont have to show shit even though u just explained and justified yourself lole
then u ask what u supposed to prove and i say prove that u dont care and u chicken out, oh it doesnt have to do amything with anything kek
IDC looks a lot different!
>>40363610>you cried on vocarooabout what, when
>it doesnt cause u fat and on drugsyeah cuz im menthol not because i ate mac
>and u chicken outyeah cuz its some unrelated shit lol, u saw the oppurtunity to make me piss of but failed the persuasion check, womp womp
>cheese and pasta at 11 works for uon the diet i started yes it works so far cuz im not drinking soda or snacking and im in a calorie deficit
if i have to die right now, i want it to be fun and exciting
not lying on my bed, just waiting. drop me into a black hole or something
>>40363627>failedoh i dont think i did :3
post more wow screens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZhC8DUD_o&t=207
>>40363669https://streamable.com/vryzog
https://youtube.com/shorts/5GQGwxhMCAU?si=RzklOMJipNfqgifM
is there a cure for touch starvation other than like snuggling or whatever
I keep vacillating over whether to hookup with some random guy off grindr, but I'm afraid of STDs even though my body feels like it's aching and craving for a guy to manhandle me and cum in my guts or down my throat and that just feels really unhealthy
I don't have any friends I could ask to cuddle with and my dad is the only guy I regularly interact with and I don't really want to ask if he wants to spoon or anything so IDK what to do
I let our dog sleep in my bed sometimes but it doesn't help at all
should I just bite the bullet and let some dude fuck me just so I can feel human again for a little bit
>>40363714you say touch starvation but it sounds like you're looking to get off
or are those things the same for you
>>40363728I don't want to get off, I want to feel a guy's hands on my body and being held and our bodies touching and his warmth and the comfort of being together with another person
sex is a part of intimacy but it's not necessary, I just don't know how to get the physical intimacy without trading something for it and the only currency it seems men care about is sex
so if I have sex with a guy, then I can get touched and held and once he's finished then we can snuggle and do all the comfy stuff
which is why I mentioned my dad as another way to get that intimacy but without needing to engage in sex, but again IDK if I really want to do that
>>40363596Omg I love cheese!
wouldn't it be hot if your dad dominated u
>>40363779no that would be weird
>>40363782I would hate it
>>40363791if you actually cared you would do something instead of whining like a dumb baby
>>40363807like what though that's the conundrum I'm facing
grindr feels like the only option but I don't want to have sex with a guy just to satisfy some need for intimacy
I don't want sex really, but I probably would end up having sex anyway and that feels bad
plus the anxiety of interacting with guys on grindr and setting up an hookup it's all so confusing and scary
>>40363714how old are you
i feel like this is something you get past when you're like 19
>>40363858you could wear some light makeup or something with a rainbow and go to a bar
if i wear some eyeliner i sometimes get attention from men
>>40363868too old to be a retard like this, yeah
what's the solution?
>>40363875I wouldn't go to a bar bc I can't drink, so I'd just be awkwardly sitting there
I also have no idea how to apply eyeliner either
You guys are so mean to me.
>>40363890socialise anywhere you want but if you don't give away the fact that you're gay you probably won't get much attention from men
that is why i would recommend wearing some nail polish or eyeliner
don't be a weird freak or anything. just try to look appealing
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zoomer feet smell (US version)
>>40363909I could do nail polish I guess I've done that before
I'm also pretty obviously a fag, so I guess I just need to find a place to socialize
scary
>>40363920yeah just go outside and be attractive and sociable
>>40363905you deserve worse, pedogroomer
>>40363928>be attractiveoh no
>>40363996ymmv. you probably can still get laid but will just have to employ some other strategy..
which are the gayest boards?
>>40361007 (OP)ragebait idea: message past partners that you have AIDS
bonus points if you blame them
>>40364002Can I tickle your glans
>>40364002at least my dog keeps me company
>>40364049you just fucking know!
>>40364049what does dog cum taste like?
>>40364057>>40364066why are you like this
>>40364066whats ur fav kind of zoo
Bought this cool jacket today. It's like 22ยฐ in Slovenia and even colder sometimes.
what do you think of my boyfriend
>>40364075hi blood pressure sorry
>>40364109Im just chubby...
>>40364104waist and wrists not tapered...
looks like a bag...
return it son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ayYcsvOWo
>>40364107yes he is part asian yes i love him
>>40364122I got it on sale for 35โฌ and it's my first jacket :P I think it's nice.
>>40364026this happens more often than not, i saw a doco where some guy who was infected by an ex said the ex blamed him but doctors proved that it was the ex who infected him first. such a sleazebag move i wish those faggots get curbstomped
>>40364148it literally doesn't matter if you get hiv anymore
>>40364101dog is realistic but they cum in like 20 seconds
horse is not realistic for me
werewolves are kewl
furry e621 horsedick is probably the most imposing, birds look weird, same for long skulls, they dont work, canines are bordeline
tentacles are kool too
... no favorites, its about context
>>40364157>someone who gives you HIV
>>40364168oh you're talking about furry pr0n
i mean the real stuff
My golden rule for life: Never eat another man's poo
It seems most of you here have failed that. Why do you insert your tongues into the anuses of other men? How does it benefit you?
>>40364136>it's my first jacket ...first day at school?
>>40364168I don't get the birds and reptiles when they lean into slitfucking. Seems like a tranny thing slowly ruining another gay thing. Infinite fox hole will always be close to my heart tho
Don't eat poo.
Eat toe jam!
>>40364177well real animals are just dog and horse
shiza might let a pig mount her
>>40364184I wish I were this cute but white
>>40364177The problem with IRL animals is the hygiene. But like a mastiff pinning down a twink depicted via the written word or an artists depiction will get the job done for me.
>>40364188pig is more diabolical then the others
>>40364179No i just don't wear them lel. I mostly wear hoodies or bunda's.
Next time you put your tongue up your bfs poop hole and touch a brown nugget with your tongue, I want you to reflect on your life choices
>>40364190part of the reason he is so cute is because he is wasian.
>>40364184How do you even see him as a sexual object sis? I can only see him as an ornamental object.
>>40361007 (OP)I kinda hate how anime made me like guys with black hair and blue eyes. It's pretty rare and only occurs in white people.
>>40364210why would he be purely ornamental?
i'd put that ass to work
>>40364221Why wouldn't you date white guys?
>>40364210an oriental object? that is racist.
>>40364222Your imagination is too powerful sis. I kneel.
>>40361007 (OP)is using an app to find friends cheating?
wink
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>>40364234why don't you find him fuckable? he's so qt
>>40364232I'm not white. Well I'm okay with it, but it's not a fetish thing I actively seek out for guys with black hair and blue eyes.
>>40364244What race are ya?
>>40364241No. Keeping good friends is way harder than finding friends.
short haired Chinese women in full make up who happen to have a non functional 3 inch penis do not appeal to me
>>40364248The black hair, black eyes race. Orientals.
>>40364253i know you're not talking about him so wtf are you talking about
>>40364253I love unique sentences
>>40364242For some reason, I want to befriend him first before having sex with him. Which is weird for me, cause I usually have sex first then become friends afterwards.
shiza killing himself after stop killing games fails to save ff14 and genshin impact
>>40364261weird look
link a video where its talking
150 donks
>>40364263Further East of India. Jungle asian.
I installed genshin impact because my friend plays it and i want smth mindless to play. is this the beginning of the end ...
>>40364270do you want a video of him speaking english or korean
i hate that they censor his beauty
It feels like I'm dealing with a straight man with regards to kpop boys. Like sure they look really faggy in their costumes and dances. But underneath all that glitter and glamour, it feels like straight man energy. For some reason, my gaydar doesn't find them sexually attractive even though they're gay as fuck.
>>40364261you better not be asian jane lynch when i show up
>>40364269i dont rly care about either of those
>>40364268he seems like he would be a good friend.
>>40364300that's because most of them are straight. but i get some gay vibes from my boyfriend
>>40364270here he is speaking cute english
https://youtu.be/QOufFqrj2LY?si=pBZkJGtPhSc3tZCo&t=5
>>40364282It's only good if you like the anime boys sis. Or just play whenever your friend logs on. Fun is fun. Don't think too much.
>>40364282I did the same with wuthering waves, but I uninstalled after 10 hours, the gacha isn't even the problem, it's that the fun open world gameplay is locked behind dogshit story quests designed to sell you on underage looking waifus, it's fucking boring and also creepy
>>40361134I suppose it depends on how you look naked. I've been in some pretty ridiculous getups, half of them organized by a hilarious guy who treated me as a model/sidekick/muse from time to time. I always look best in shit of minimal design, but higher quality, but then I suppose most guys do.
>>40364312terrible
do all kpop gooks talks like their face is frozen by botox?...
>>40364360he's like 18 years old in that video and nervous and speaking a second language you BITCH he is talking fine
>>40364312He's decent-looking overall, but severely overdressed from the neck up. Less would be a whole lot more,.