Thread 40361007

i would rather die than be seen with you in that.

gbf

bottoms only care about one thing:
>>green

>>40361030
I have a similar shirt for Calvin and Hobbes or an oversized lettermans jacket that rick ross made for his entourage in 2013. That and like khakis or something?

Ok but like wouldn't the fashionista gays be at least bemused by a maximalist Rodney Dangerfield in caddyshack look? Balls to the wall tacky has to earn some respect for the commitment.

Dubs and I wear the Garfield jacket to the edgy gay fashion show. Trips and I wear it with the Calvin shirt

>caring about fashion
much like lifting weights, at the end of the day, its all about face

gained weight while trying to diet again award

why is it so hard for homos to put down the pizza rolls?

>>40361181
They’re warm and cheesy and feel good in my mouth

>>40361134
do you not own a suit?
you wear a suit jacket and trousers with a pair of loafers and a tshirt under the jacket.
have never seen what designers look like? they don't wear the shit they create.

I killed God.

Just fugged
Some of you haven’t had sex in months and it shows in your mental stability

>>40361181
https://voca.ro/1fVoHKKbtCST

bottoms don't self-regulate

>>40361226
monks can go decades without. you're just weak and succumb to temptation.

i need slavic cock

>>40361259
Imagine if monk fell in love with you and he had to chose between you and achieving nirvana.

i wish i knew how to make myself unappealing to trannies every time one messages me it feels like i must have made some bad choices otherwise how did i end up as someone who ROOM DOOR OPEN feels they can just drop a location to

>>40361263
many are saying this

bottoms are cretins and without a good man to guide them they devolve into mindless zombies shambling from cock to cock

i need baltic bussy

i don't shamble, i strut.

>>40361310
cute bottom lifting his top

>>40361331
did you ever see that video of the punk doing flips in high heels with a gun

You guys will never understand 1% of my suffering

this guy it’s so rare to see a gay man do something cool https://youtu.be/W47cDTvyxW4

>>40361325
bottoms are vessels. Bottoms are like marble, and tops are like sculptors. Tops shape and carve the lines of the marble's form to reveal the beauty within a bottom's soul.

Vtubers should die.

gay guys that know how to fight are cool

>>40361325
it’s true im at mcdonald’s and seriously considered sucking off a homeless just to satiate the urge

morning

this is what it looks like when shiza farts

i dont f*rt

bottoms are straight trans women

i wish trump would nuke an irrelevant but rich country like switzerland so we could get new footage

i got granted access to soulframe preludes

>>40361457
we can see here that most are all talk hiding behind a screen

hontragpoints

Kms

why panties on males looks so hot

debaser won

apparently the trannies won since all the gays died lol

>>40361795
It was 3 minutes not 5

>>40361866
2+3

>>40361872
Me + you = <3

im at my parents beach house
my room is stuffy as fuck and they HATE it when I use the AC but I have it on
they play mind games the whole time and criticize me for every little thing
they don't care that they are rude cuz they don't see gays as people

I want to look like this

>>40361895
Would opening your window help any? The beaches near me are super cold and comfy during summer, I'd love to be able to live on the beach.
Also sounds like you're underage. At least you'll be able to move out at some point and not have to wry about what your parents think about gay ppl. Hang in there

>>40361911
>The beaches near me are super cold
can i come live with you? I assume this must be europe or like nw us?
I can't wait until its fall and I CAN just open the window - I'm going to get a floor fan like the tower kind that rotate - the honeywell is quiet
>on the beach.
few miles away - we ain't made of money
>Also sounds like you're underage.
oh god i wish im an adult and then some
I don't live here and neither do they. This is just a long weekend. I've actually spend the previous week hiking in the mountains and this is basically recovering, reading my book, and baking.

My grandpa kicked the bucket last year and my abusive parents squandered my inheritance by buying this frivolous beach house. I got a car though so it isn't all bad - nothing fancy mind you.

>>40361917
Some day

maybe debbie is right maybe i am a nazi

squeak >.<

>>40361937
Lol yeah I live in northern California, come on out. I dream of owning a house in half moon bay and never seeing the sun again. I hate the heat but unfortunately I'm a poorfag who has to live in the hot part of the state

God that's so dumb to buy a beach house that isn't even comfy. My dad inherited $100k from his unc and spent it on his new gf at the time so I mean that's even dumber. Ig2g brb

>>40361945
shiza redemption arc when?

>>40361975
what do you think this has been?

>>40361978
recognition of wrongdoing?

>>40361958
>come on out
I'm mentally opposed to California - if you had said Oregon or Washington I would be THERE.
>and never seeing the sun again
that sounds BASED
I love cloudy days the sun ruins all my pretty pictures.
> I hate the heat
me 2
but I also hate navigating in extreme snow and ice cuz I'm a total wuss. I mean I do hike in the snow it's just not my favorite thing.
>God that's so dumb to buy a beach house that isn't even comfy.
it's um ok I'm just cursed - they complain they are freezing I am of course in the one room air barely seems to get to
they just got it so its not fully kitted out yet
they had a beach house before they bought nearly 20 years ago and sold ~8 years ago that was smaller and shittier - this is at least a newish home with a NICE fucking kitchen so im here to make cheesecake and brownies and crab cakes and such.

its not like a BIG house - there's way bigger houses just in this little subdivision but its not small either
I'm a mountains person - the beach means nothing to me

>>40361945
dont allow yourself to be peer pressured. you did nothing wrong

>>40361946
not tonight little mouse

>>40362000
about that...

>>40361958
norcal and complaining abt the heat?

debaser won and was right to hate certain people

Do any other bottoms have a QOS tattoo to signal they're BBC only?

excuse me! is christian mingle a good idea to try and find a bf? I'd rather get one that is christian right off the bat and I can't use hinge because my phone is too old.

>>40362119
do you remember when christian mingle got sued for not allowing gays and a court made them create some random ass new website that DOES allow gays on it

>>40362119
You will probably find 100 repressed flamers for every 1 decent guy there but go for it

>>40362135
yeah I remember, that's why I wanna use it.
>>40362138
are there better alternatives? I'm kind of a repressed flamer myself anyway so maybe it's not such a bad thing.

>>40362144
>are there better alternatives?
Not being gay and Christian

hi my names barbie and i'm gonna tell you what its like to be a working gurl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etC8i96vNRs

>>40362151
not an option :(

The only woman that ever understood me was Larry. The one that got away.

>>40362242
JILL ZAAAAARIIIN

Guud morningg
>>40361940
Me and my future bf
>>40362170
Winter in games is so nice. I miss snow no cap

>>40362292
dun morogh is a true gem

>>40362292
Me and my future gf :o

I'm crazy tired, heat melting my brain wish I had someone to hold and fall asleep holding while she uses me as comfy pillow, but don't. Think I'll stop posting. Lump in my throat and all that.

i miss bincel he was a superior simp

>>40362328
>she

I've ordered a 3" diameter butt plug to fill my slutty pussy. I want to be able to be DP'd at any point

ok I guess Christian Mingle it is then, wish me luck bros! this is my first step in no longer being an incel :D

>>40362438
will I have to pay for dates? I'm a bottom.

>>40362460
Are you pretty? Pretty girls get paid for. Ugly girls split

bing chilling

>>40362479
people have told me I'm pretty, I'm mostly concerned because I'm poor.

>>40361457
hi i do boxing

>>40362394
Tops don’t like a loose hole

>>40362340
Can't compete with a tranny when you're a transbian. Jfc

>>40361325
> bottoms are cretins and without a good man to guide them they devolve into mindless zombies shambling from cock to cock
Certain bottoms are, yes. But not all of us. Some of us have dignity

>>40362538
womp womp

>>40362585
I'm going to eat some nice American candies now that you can't afford and think of you luvr

tops are cretins and without a good bottom to guide them they devolve into mindless zombies shambling from hole to hole

>>40362613
True

>>40362585
Hi shiz did you finish your thesis yet?

I lied to the therapist multiple times, but they never noticed or cared that I was being fake and dishonest. I quit going and called them a faggot before leaving. These niggas can't even read my mind.

>>40362665
This is sending me

I don't need therapy I have my irl friends and anonymous gays on the internet I can talk to
>>40362708
hello!

>>40362778
Hello gayfren:) im bouta go to sleep

How do I live? I’m fucking panicking I can’t stop visualizing claws entering my head. I need to remove my skin and my body. Shiza help me.

>>40362791
ok night sleep well!!

>>40362394
>bottoms ruining themselves for the sake of a chunk of rubber

>>40362798
Ty ty hopefully see you tomorrow (:

>>40362793
idc im eating dinner

>>40362822
Enjoy borscht, radiant Shiza. We live inside a dream xoxo

i dont eat barszcz

>>40362778
this but i dont have irl friends

>>40362846
haha yeah finland is always like sczkczyczkz

twink butt writhing and twitching for my sausage oh yes

spitting barszcz
with my nigga shiza
her real full name
got more letters than
an encyclopedia

i made blue cheese pasta with walnut not borscht

>>40362882
Do you like śledź pod pierzynką?

>>40362882
How are your studies going?

>>40362867
>sausage

Need a severely autistic top bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op7WL58qIDI

I wanna pay a twink to grow a hitler moustache for me. I wanna fuck a chinese hitler sexboy right in the mouth.

>>40362889
no

>>40362891
no

>>40362896
hey

i made blue cheese pasta with walnut not borscht
see this ass?
It earned me a Porsche
bad bitch don't even need a best friend
jerk my little boy clit to asian lesbians
(wut) (uh)

>>40362898
lol

>>40362896
Why tf do autists always get chad tier faces

>>40362901
Did you drop out?

>>40362922
no

min roiped me

>>40362928
Good. I think it’s really important for your success that you finish your degree

ok fine yes i would give shiza a kiss on the mouth, if only to get a taste of that sweet sweet barszczckt

They butchered my gimmick

autism isn't cute sis. the fuck is wrong with you.

Gimmique

Kissing shiza’s soft big ass

>>40362939
not really

>>40362983
I spat my 咖啡 everywhere

>>40362987
Show us your hole slut

Cheeza I'm sorry. I've created a monster.

My dick is throbbing and I'm stuck at work.

>>40363017
Not my problem.

>>40363017
Would you use it to raw shiza?

Filling shiza's horny throbbing hole with my ranch dressing

>>40363017
you should work from home so i can crawl under your desk

It should be a requirement that every top who wants to post in gaygen should raw shiza before being allowed to post here. This would increase bonding between the tops of gaygen to share this cum dump

>>40362997
https://mythipedia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Great_Devoid_(location)

Someone ai shiza's voice singing Wet Ass Pussy.

I eated and cheesbruger

so eepy

>>40363056
Raw. Next question.

Shiza is actually pretty cute I see why you guys are constantly negging him and sexually harassing him.

>>40363077
Shush nigger

>>40363077
She’s not gonna fuck you bro

Nazi guys are the last fit looking white guys. We should all spread hole for Nazis.

>>40362981
yeah it is

How would you react if you took a poop but the poop was hitler and he did the holocaust? That’s what made me gay, actually. And now I suck my boyfriend’s cock and swallow his cum almost every day. Actually, my boyfriend just farted on my tits and then raped my poop hitler.

I've been trying tinder and keep getting single sentence replies... what's the trick here? I'm trying to be a nice boy but they seem to lose interest super quickly

>>40363125
many people are not really using to find a relationship

>>40363125
try not to be ugly for one

>>40362997
what about her clitty?

>>40363108
wow gabe is just like me fr that's how i would spend the vacation as well

I think I need to try therapy on account of being all fucked up in the head and sad inside my heart. Maybe my therapist will stab me in the head with a big sword.

>>40363125
zoomer brains

I was at the liquor/beer store yesterday. I just finished buying my shit and I was going to leave. There was a gaggle of college-aged girls. They had just finished their purchase, now they were standing loudly and obnoxiously talking about their plans for night. All the while obliviously blocking the exit. One of the girls realizes she is in the way, she moves one step out of the way, I have to snake past her while carrying my case of beer.
Anyways as I am walking past these cute girls, one of them looks at me and says something like "oh my gosh I love your curly hair". But me being an autistic "rizzless" faggot, I am 100% focused on bee-lining towards the door. I pretend I don't hear and just keep walking to the door and I go home.

I keep thinking what I should have said to sound cooler.

also I think if the genders were reversed, and a girl had to walk past a group of men who then complimented her as she walked past that would be problematic right?

I must be autistic. Thank you for reading my shitpost.

Didn't read

>>40363204
Post curly hair you hot fagit

I'm just waiting on a friend

Walking along the seafront and looking at all the cute shotæ frolicking in their swimwear :)

>>40361007 (OP)
need chubby cuddly bear hubby

>>40361325
i am a virgin
i need a man to guide me

Agp want fat nerdy guys
Hsts want built muscular guys
Discuss

Boring coddled cuddled little wee men arent you? Piss babies.

>>40363204
You should have said "Thank you sis."

>>40363204
waow
such a great story!
should have replied 'i know'

Hiiii

>>40363294
>/cisgaygen/

>>40363158
booo hooo

>>40363108
so fake
autists don't look in your eyes

>>40362882
jeez its saturday morning...
fat is someone who fat does

>>40363428
he's legit spastic, seen a vid of his mum trying to teach him to cook, he cant say anything

>>40363444
damn, myst be gae...

>>40363433
i get hungry around noon, not eating anything else today

>>40361341
columbians rape female donkeys!!!!! loooool
male donkeys are a faux pas! that be Gae!!!!
niggers......

>>40363465
dumb approach, stuffing self with extremely kcal dense low volume food early...

>>40363469
i dont use that much cheese, i use blue cheese cause it has a strong taste so a bit is enough, anyway works for me

would u rather have a younger bf with a nice tight hole or an older bf with a well-worn hole?

>>40363487
a younger bf with a tight virginal hole thsts for my use only
the idea of dating some used up hoe who has been with a ton of guys before me isn't appealing
no one wants to deal with such baggage

>>40363444
>speak
>to express a thought via sounds
Bet I could get him to express some sounds iykwim

squeak

>>40363280
Weirdo
Children are innocent

>>40363513
>squeak
>to express a sound via thought
Bet I could get you to express some thoughts iykwim

>>40363280
>t. Thomas Mann

>>40363482
it certainly doesnt work for you when u scared of the fucking scales roffls

>>40363529
2 diff things but i dont have anything to show or prove so idc

>>40363532
you keep telling everyone that you dont care and dont have to prove anythings as if anyone beliebes that, not even u believe it lol
get real

>>40363538
ok big guy what am i supposed to prove

Hello

>>40363543
that you dont care
drop the trip
leave

>>40363556
what does that have to do with anything lol i like being a trip and i have no intention of leaving you go right ahead if you wanna

"i don't care" is the go to slogan of people who make edgy posts on social meteor and then cry their bitch ass in front of their therapist, only to end up taking a fistful of drugs, courtesy of big pharma

never cried in therapy its much much much more boring lol

Need to mull over this more but it saddens me greatly how many men view the world through a lens of violence. Lot of internet tough guys talking only about how cool and tough and how many fights they get in. Like a certain poster we know... They exist IRL too. Mostly a poor person mindset so I don't need to interact as much. Idk.

What are our weekend plans?

sure

>>40363590
>What are our weekend plans?
gooning (in 4K HD Ultra)

i think everyone has stuff they care about and not care about but what do i know

>>40363596
i have tried the cheese

>>40363585
you cried on vocaroo though how you dont care
u said cheese and pasta at 11 works for u, it doesnt cause u fat and on drugs, then u said u dont care and dont have to show shit even though u just explained and justified yourself lole
then u ask what u supposed to prove and i say prove that u dont care and u chicken out, oh it doesnt have to do amything with anything kek
IDC looks a lot different!

need my ass stretched

>>40363610
>you cried on vocaroo
about what, when
>it doesnt cause u fat and on drugs
yeah cuz im menthol not because i ate mac
>and u chicken out
yeah cuz its some unrelated shit lol, u saw the oppurtunity to make me piss of but failed the persuasion check, womp womp
>cheese and pasta at 11 works for u
on the diet i started yes it works so far cuz im not drinking soda or snacking and im in a calorie deficit

if i have to die right now, i want it to be fun and exciting
not lying on my bed, just waiting. drop me into a black hole or something

>>40363627
>failed
oh i dont think i did :3
post more wow screens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZhC8DUD_o&t=207

>>40363669
https://streamable.com/vryzog

>>40363681
okay :3

is there a cure for touch starvation other than like snuggling or whatever
I keep vacillating over whether to hookup with some random guy off grindr, but I'm afraid of STDs even though my body feels like it's aching and craving for a guy to manhandle me and cum in my guts or down my throat and that just feels really unhealthy
I don't have any friends I could ask to cuddle with and my dad is the only guy I regularly interact with and I don't really want to ask if he wants to spoon or anything so IDK what to do
I let our dog sleep in my bed sometimes but it doesn't help at all
should I just bite the bullet and let some dude fuck me just so I can feel human again for a little bit

>>40363714
you say touch starvation but it sounds like you're looking to get off
or are those things the same for you

>>40363728
I don't want to get off, I want to feel a guy's hands on my body and being held and our bodies touching and his warmth and the comfort of being together with another person
sex is a part of intimacy but it's not necessary, I just don't know how to get the physical intimacy without trading something for it and the only currency it seems men care about is sex
so if I have sex with a guy, then I can get touched and held and once he's finished then we can snuggle and do all the comfy stuff
which is why I mentioned my dad as another way to get that intimacy but without needing to engage in sex, but again IDK if I really want to do that

>>40363596
Omg I love cheese!

>>40363755
tell your dad

wouldn't it be hot if your dad dominated u

>>40363779
no that would be weird

>>40363782
I would hate it

>>40363791
if you actually cared you would do something instead of whining like a dumb baby

>>40363807
like what though that's the conundrum I'm facing
grindr feels like the only option but I don't want to have sex with a guy just to satisfy some need for intimacy
I don't want sex really, but I probably would end up having sex anyway and that feels bad
plus the anxiety of interacting with guys on grindr and setting up an hookup it's all so confusing and scary

>>40363714
how old are you
i feel like this is something you get past when you're like 19

>>40363858
you could wear some light makeup or something with a rainbow and go to a bar
if i wear some eyeliner i sometimes get attention from men

>>40363868
too old to be a retard like this, yeah
what's the solution?

>>40363875
I wouldn't go to a bar bc I can't drink, so I'd just be awkwardly sitting there
I also have no idea how to apply eyeliner either

You guys are so mean to me.

>>40363890
socialise anywhere you want but if you don't give away the fact that you're gay you probably won't get much attention from men
that is why i would recommend wearing some nail polish or eyeliner

don't be a weird freak or anything. just try to look appealing

zoomer feet smell (US version)

>>40363909
I could do nail polish I guess I've done that before
I'm also pretty obviously a fag, so I guess I just need to find a place to socialize
scary

>>40363920
yeah just go outside and be attractive and sociable

>>40363905
you deserve worse, pedogroomer

>>40363928
>be attractive
oh no

>>40363996
ymmv. you probably can still get laid but will just have to employ some other strategy..

which are the gayest boards?

>>40361007 (OP)
ragebait idea: message past partners that you have AIDS
bonus points if you blame them

>>40364005
/fit/

>>40364002
Can I tickle your glans

>>40364002
at least my dog keeps me company

>>40364049
you just fucking know!

>>40364049
what does dog cum taste like?

>>40364057
>>40364066
why are you like this

>>40364066
stop this

>>40364066
whats ur fav kind of zoo

Bought this cool jacket today. It's like 22° in Slovenia and even colder sometimes.

what do you think of my boyfriend

>>40364104
u look fat

>>40364075
hi blood pressure sorry

>>40364101
the mall

>>40364109
Im just chubby...

>>40364104
waist and wrists not tapered...
looks like a bag...
return it son

>>40364107
yes he is part asian yes i love him

>>40364122
I got it on sale for 35€ and it's my first jacket :P I think it's nice.

>>40364026
this happens more often than not, i saw a doco where some guy who was infected by an ex said the ex blamed him but doctors proved that it was the ex who infected him first. such a sleazebag move i wish those faggots get curbstomped

>>40364148
it literally doesn't matter if you get hiv anymore

>>40364101
dog is realistic but they cum in like 20 seconds
horse is not realistic for me
werewolves are kewl
furry e621 horsedick is probably the most imposing, birds look weird, same for long skulls, they dont work, canines are bordeline
tentacles are kool too
... no favorites, its about context

>>40364157
>someone who gives you HIV

>>40364168
oh you're talking about furry pr0n
i mean the real stuff

My golden rule for life: Never eat another man's poo
It seems most of you here have failed that. Why do you insert your tongues into the anuses of other men? How does it benefit you?

>>40364136
>it's my first jacket
...first day at school?

>>40364135
please discuss

>>40364168
I don't get the birds and reptiles when they lean into slitfucking. Seems like a tranny thing slowly ruining another gay thing. Infinite fox hole will always be close to my heart tho

Don't eat poo.
Eat toe jam!

>>40364177
well real animals are just dog and horse
shiza might let a pig mount her

>>40364184
I wish I were this cute but white

>>40364177
The problem with IRL animals is the hygiene. But like a mastiff pinning down a twink depicted via the written word or an artists depiction will get the job done for me.

>>40364188
pig is more diabolical then the others

>>40364179
No i just don't wear them lel. I mostly wear hoodies or bunda's.

>>40364184
no rīçë

Next time you put your tongue up your bfs poop hole and touch a brown nugget with your tongue, I want you to reflect on your life choices

>>40364190
part of the reason he is so cute is because he is wasian.

>>40364184
How do you even see him as a sexual object sis? I can only see him as an ornamental object.

>>40361007 (OP)
I kinda hate how anime made me like guys with black hair and blue eyes. It's pretty rare and only occurs in white people.

>>40364210
why would he be purely ornamental?
i'd put that ass to work

>>40364221
Why wouldn't you date white guys?

>>40364210
an oriental object? that is racist.

>>40364222
Your imagination is too powerful sis. I kneel.

>>40361007 (OP)
is using an app to find friends cheating?

>>40364234
why don't you find him fuckable? he's so qt

>>40364232
I'm not white. Well I'm okay with it, but it's not a fetish thing I actively seek out for guys with black hair and blue eyes.

>>40364244
What race are ya?

>>40364241
No. Keeping good friends is way harder than finding friends.

short haired Chinese women in full make up who happen to have a non functional 3 inch penis do not appeal to me

>>40364248
The black hair, black eyes race. Orientals.

>>40364253
i know you're not talking about him so wtf are you talking about

>>40364253
I love unique sentences

>>40364260
Damn. Indian?

>>40364242
For some reason, I want to befriend him first before having sex with him. Which is weird for me, cause I usually have sex first then become friends afterwards.

shiza killing himself after stop killing games fails to save ff14 and genshin impact

>>40364261
weird look
link a video where its talking

150 donks

>>40364263
Further East of India. Jungle asian.

>>40364274
Ah good.

I installed genshin impact because my friend plays it and i want smth mindless to play. is this the beginning of the end ...

>>40364270
do you want a video of him speaking english or korean

i hate that they censor his beauty

It feels like I'm dealing with a straight man with regards to kpop boys. Like sure they look really faggy in their costumes and dances. But underneath all that glitter and glamour, it feels like straight man energy. For some reason, my gaydar doesn't find them sexually attractive even though they're gay as fuck.

>>40364261
you better not be asian jane lynch when i show up

>>40364269
i dont rly care about either of those

>>40364268
he seems like he would be a good friend.
>>40364300
that's because most of them are straight. but i get some gay vibes from my boyfriend
>>40364270
here he is speaking cute english
https://youtu.be/QOufFqrj2LY?si=pBZkJGtPhSc3tZCo&t=5

>>40364311
>>40364311
>>40364311

>>40364282
It's only good if you like the anime boys sis. Or just play whenever your friend logs on. Fun is fun. Don't think too much.

>>40364282
I did the same with wuthering waves, but I uninstalled after 10 hours, the gacha isn't even the problem, it's that the fun open world gameplay is locked behind dogshit story quests designed to sell you on underage looking waifus, it's fucking boring and also creepy

>>40364312
he looks weird

>>40361134
I suppose it depends on how you look naked. I've been in some pretty ridiculous getups, half of them organized by a hilarious guy who treated me as a model/sidekick/muse from time to time. I always look best in shit of minimal design, but higher quality, but then I suppose most guys do.

>>40364312
terrible
do all kpop gooks talks like their face is frozen by botox?...

>>40364360
he's like 18 years old in that video and nervous and speaking a second language you BITCH he is talking fine

>>40364312
He's decent-looking overall, but severely overdressed from the neck up. Less would be a whole lot more,.