https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0JlqW7UoHY
imagine the smell
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>>40364311
How do I hit on a male friend without making them uncomfortable?
I cant bbelieve how much you guys spend on shoes
I get them cheap at grocery stores and they last long. Wtf. There must be good running shoes for $40 and less. I can't justify $100s paid for shoes. They all get worn out
some of the namefags are still posting in the wrong gen
>>40366893Gay zoomer creeps on straight friend, post #2678643468854
>>40366893they'd only feel uncomfortable if they are straight
>>40366917>buys shoes from a grocery storein your country they sell shoes where you buy food? ewww
>>40366917Yeah but realistically, how long are those shoes going to last? These cost me $100 but they're much better quality than shoes have that price and will last twice as long.
I did get a pair of hiking boots for $42 that were really high quality especially considering price. The brand was Hi Tek
>>40366926they never learn
>>40366917Just look up budget shoe stores in your area. We're not Google Maps.
>>40366943Costco sells clothing so does Fred Meijer and Walmart supercenters
I am once again asking for the best way to meet a christian boy to marry, does anyone have exp with christian mingle? I can't use hinge because my phone is too old.
>>40366917look into barefoot running, humans aren't naturally meant to wear or shoes or play dress up
>>40366919itโs hilarious how dumb they all are
>>40366981leftmost foot is the cutest and most worthy of a tongue bath tho
shoes have caused our feet to suffocate and become warped...its why so many people walk weird and gay with no power...
>>40366981We are not meant to walk barefoot on concrete and hard floors
>>40366973Find hyacinth and made him your bride.
>>40366981Glass, needles, nails, and concrete aren't natural either.
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>>40366917not all expensive shoes are good but all cheap shoes suck, if you do anything in your shoes you notice the difference almost immediately
>>40367011bitch what? we used to live in caves
what do u think cave floors are made of
Where's my trad virgin Christian grindr boyfriend then, hm? I am owed a pure virginal bride despite my 300 STDs and body count in the thou'
>>40367034ooh, is this illegal?
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>>40367052nothing is true
everything is allowed
>>40366917Can I smell your shoes after you've been for a run?
>>40367062i was referencing the new mega hit from British pop star pinkpantheress
https://youtu.be/TFWXqLSr4ZM?si=yfKOYOXdyZ-uQfaP
>>40366997I like the right, its what a natural foot looks like if it's not stuck in a shoe for years. Our feet have been binded by low intelligence human knowlege and now we all have deformed feet.
>>40366997The foot on the right has space for you to put your tongue between their toes
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>>40367075my uncensored reaction
>>40367085color me not surprised at all that you have unironic tranny reaction images ready to go
>>40367047we can tell your ancestors were cavedwellers
>>40367094just like shiza
i wonder if thorny is her alter ego
they both like em young...
>>40366917i have two pairs of athletic shoes that cost $450 each, one $300 pair, a $250 pair, and several $200 pairs
i don't like spending less than $200 on a pair of shoes cause then they're more likely to be shit quality
>>40367094OH NO IVE BEEN FOUND OUT!
lets me bediddle out of here
There was shit on my bf's ass last night
I ate and left no crumbs :x
>>40367117May I sniff your luxurious shoesies sir? >.<
>>40366030Wtf?!?!?
Trump is based
>>40367117Mr Richy rich over here oooh yeah daddy you can pay me for sex.. Oooh
>>40366849 (OP)i went swiming in the ocean today boys was nice
how are you guys?
>>40367130bisexuals don't exist, they're just straight people that want to be a little more quirky
>>40367085The power of the German male. Vgh
>>40367049I actually am a virgin bottom looking for a bf, I want to save myself for marriage so that's why I'm asking about how to find a bf.
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i'm only a non-virgin when it comes to oral
i've never penetrated or been penetrated (hemorrhoid makes this unlikely to ever happen unless a sugar daddy wants to top me so bad he pays to get it fixed)
>>40367158My bad then. I've met a lot of pros that rack up a high body count, and then try to home in on virgins because they're easy to manipulate. I'm a bit jaded at this point. I hope you make it and find your true love friend.
This scene spawned a million chasers
>>40367157ah fuck should have wtaached this shit
hunters hairline is something else...
>>40367120Vidrel but on my balls
>>40367187aww thank you I'll try to keep that in mind, good luck yourself. I'd say yeah I've been very easy to manipulate so far so I'm going to have to be extra perceptive
>>40367130could just as easily be lack of proof reading given the administration
>>40367149Are u on vacaycay? i wish i was at da ocean
>>40367150>they're just straight people that want to be a little more quirkywrong, they're mostly faggots who can't admit they only love cock
>>40367211is this the swedebรถg?
>>40367197Just started watching Euphoria, kinda stupid how nobody bullies her for being a flat assed tranny
>>40367221No theyre straggots who view the same gender as sex toys and always end up with the opposite gender to have easy life oh and they cheat yep
>>40367211nah just very nice and sunny weather here went for a little hike too was good
>>40367243>end up with the opposite gender to have easy lifeMaybe they just want to have kids and be happy?
Good afternoon! How are you? I'm drinking a vanilla iced coffee and it's very yummy indeed.
>>40364104Wow, nice jacket, Anon! I love cool jackets.
>>40367227no we serve cunt here sir :d
>>40367250you so lucky living at da ocean :D
my ex lives on a boat lol
>>40367302what's funny about that?
>>40367241Hollywood land of pretend time init lad
>>40367314All tops need a sturdy reliable sea faring vessel to haul their bottoms out to sea and dump them on their 22nd birthday lol
young tops become old bottoms and vice versa!
>cute 10/10 twink on Grindr
>genuinely looks underaged but insists he's 18
What do
>>40367302my ex doesn't live anymore... :)
>>40367365you know what to do stop being a woman
>>40367365do you have a rope nearby?
>>40367365Ask for his id?
>>40367365Show the lads here xx
>>40367365have you never asked anyone for their id before?
Good evening!
>>40367075I love pinkpantheress!
>>40367197Always had the hots for Eric Dane since Grey's Anatomy and he's like 100x hotter in Euphoria how is that even possible
>>40367261Hello!! I'm good just been chilling at home recovering from a night out lol
>>40367365>insists he's 18Obviously isn't
is grinder good for finding a bf?
>>40367373putting my babies inside of him rn
>>40367385Post-wall bottom seethe
>>40367386Imagine asking a hookup for ID
statistically most hookups are just cuddling and oral
also statistically a third of relationships begin with a hookup
Anime put AGP in my penis weenis and now I'm getting blown out by tarqs and deanos i used to ridicule at school.
>>40367431i have no fucking idea what any of this means
>>40367411>Post-wallImagine being cursed with attraction towards the youngest men possible
>>40367390Wouldn't that be cp if he is actually under 18 too risky
>>40367415come on bro I'm trying here
>>40367417ok I'll look into it ty
>>40367425what do the other two thirds start with? I don't wanna be a slut.
>>40367409>is grinder good for finding a bf?I use mine for breaking up my weed personally
>>40367425>also statistically a third of relationships begin with a hookupFor homos or just in general?
>>40367411bruh you were the one asking what to do to find out if he's 18, id is the most obvious thing
if you want to risk jail by all means
>>40367446Not in my country
>>40367408Sigma males like ourselves only improve with age until we reach the level of Holy Gay Gods. Ligma sigma
>>40367465if they say they are 18 how is that my fault asking for ID is just weird
>>40367408Mcsteamy was always my favorite
>>40367446He can't be nude in his profile pic on grindr. That's a tos violation. Post his face only and I'll tell you if he's underaged or not
Much prefer the other thread I'm chatting in. Gage is too slow
>>40367478It's your fault for not trying to verify it in any way, and comes down to hearsay. "They told me they were an adult" doesn't hold up in court.
Again, you were the one asking for advice, and I gave you the obvious answer that anyone with an above room temperature IQ would be able to figure out on their own. You're the one being weird about it now.
https://youtu.be/0ccB6T6fb4I
>>40367409some have found love on sniffies which is way worst than Grindr.. so you never know
>>40367482>Mcsteamy was always my favoriteHe caused my gay awakening lol
>>40367550Not going to say. Don't want to be followed by gangenners. Too many stalkers and doxers and creeps itt.
>>40367365Take him out for a drink before you fuck. That way you get his I.D. checked professionally and you don't have to ask.
>>40367558did you call me a gangreener?
>>40367365amerimutts so sad... kek
>>40367482for me it was jackson avery
>>40367568wow you are so smart anonie
>>40367478lots of guys look young in their pics and older in person
you won't really know until you meet them regardless, so you just meet them and have fun
>>40367519then go back to your trannygen and stop acting like you're some super secret gay thread none of us care about
>>40367568Doesn't really work in places where 21 is drinking age
>>40367603>where 21 is drinking agelmao
>>40367408>night out lolyou go outside? as a man?
>>40367603just say america
no civilised country forces people to wait until 21 to drink
>>40367613Alcohol makes you age faster.
America is just keeping its freshie eighteenies cute and youthful for longer :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzOX6xu6O1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWmxVTDUrRA
Be real, as a gay man, how would you cope if you woke up and found out you were now female? You'd still just he getting fricked in your holes right? No difference for most of you I'd wager.
>>40367570No only thorny has gangrene itt lmao
>>40367581Litraly me
>>40367631i think ud be surprised how important having a penis is for a fella
>>40367636For a man? Yes.
For a bottom? Who can say?
>>40367631I would be delighted since I now have a much larger pool of attractive men to choose from, along with a universe of simps, I never have to take responsibility for my actions even when I'm at fault, and the most society expects of me is to have a few children.
what's y'all philosophies on barebacking and breeding?
with doxyprep n prep, n the various treatments available now, why isnt everyone going raw?
Nothing beats feeling that rock hard cock twitching around pumping his seed into me. His DNA is absorbed. Our bodies tangled, bodily fluids exchanged, physically and spiritually bonded together. Something about a man giving his most private and special fluid, semen, to the other as a gift of love and a symbolic joining of two souls.
>>40367652i have a bottom
>>40367631a female who still looked like a man? so i'd basically be an ftm without the chest scar ....
>>40367620This. Europe boys are already twinkdead by like 19 cause of alcohol
>>40367661>barebackingYES
>doxyprep n prepDROPPED
pozzing is the hottest thing on earth. it's pregnancy for gay men. you're carrying a lifeform within you, the hiv virus, that comes from another man
>>40367661>why isnt everyone going raw?why do you think gono is becoming incurable?
>>40366849 (OP)>college athletics edition
>>40367602Other thread isn't even on this board. There's other gay males to talk to than on this board ya know
>>40367680what a cute dick
>>40367683oh its some r9gay "boo hoo tfw no bf" bullshit\
kys
>>40367683I know but none of them are that lively, r9kgay seems to be as slow as Gigi and is mostly femboy types and their chasers
>>40367631how hot am i? whats my libido level? does the prostate exist?
imagine all the twinks kids you could abuse! it even sounds boring since theyd be dime a dozen...
>>40367670That's the complete reverse of reality. European gays are generally much better looking and American gays are alkies, druggies, neets, or trannies by an early age.
>>40367697>>40367702Just forget i said anything ok ok ok. I do not want cdc, xan, bucko, these types of subhumans in my comfy thread sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n98dlE77pKc
>>40367705americans are ugly because of corn syrup, food deserts, lack of exercise, american dysgenics, etc.
a european country where alcohol was limited to 21 and over would have the most beautiful twinks on earth outside of asia
>>40367720what makes a comfy thread for you?
>>40367723people say this but then the only really hot posters seem to be Americans...
>>40367680>>40366849 (OP)jesus what a gay sport
do they still wear those faggy jockstraps or is that out of fashion now?
>>40367611>you go outside? as a man?yeaah? You should try it sometime!
>>40367621jumpscared by that indian accent
>>40367739I think a European lifestyle combined with a ban on alcohol for under-21s could produce a nation where at least 10% of twinks last until 25
>>40367723It's called Poland. Even shiza was hot until the vodka and kfc caught her.
>>40367680>latino unc in the back checking out white boy asslol
>>40367726Flirty twinks and teenies.
>>40367755>yeaahwhere did you go? what for? what did you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRAl5p7xVdQ
>>40367769r9gay is asexual tho
and they dont even have shiza!
>>40367757>25Lmao even the top 0.01% genetics twinks last until like 21-22 max you're being way to generous
>>40367802It's not an r9 thread. r9 is a mix of incels and trannies.
>>40367789You're acting like a paranoid lover
>>40367803i lasted until 27, im not that rare but thx
>>40367723You know God hates gay people because white and Asian interbreeding should be the secret to making the perfect twinks, but instead they look all fucked up
it's good things sex is so scary and traumatic otherwise I'd do it way more often
>>40367803this really is a matter for science to address
oxidative damage is the number one cause of aging aside from telomerase depletion
I still looked like a teenager at 27. Felt like a freak and wanted to look like a muscular hairy guy. My pics at 27 look like I'm 17-18, but my grandfather was 6' 4" and 130 pounds in his 20s and still managed to get married and have kids.
>>40367833nah its genetics
>>40367848Oh yeah we NEED to see your feet
>>40367789Wasn't really planned but ended up hanging out with a bunch of friends and their friends etc. One of my girl friends came in from out of town and we got really drunk off fumรฉes blanche lol
>>40367858LOOOOOOL WHO ASKED!?!?!?!?!
>>40367848I'm 31 and a neighbor thought I was 17
last year someone asked if I was in high school or college
looking young sucks sometimes bc I'm not attractive, so I just look weird and end up attracting guys who like people who look younger which is really really creepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh4S4Eft5dA
>>40366479i dont like reading
>>40367854>>40367857Guys I'm being real here and you're being pervy about it. Anyway my grandfather was 26 and married my grandmother who was 18 and that was ok at that time. Now days they would try to kill him over that.
>>40367875wasnt me replying...
>>40367848>>40367876Could almost guarantee you that you don't look as young as you think you do. I see guys lie about their age all the time on Grindr and you can always tell they are actually older you just can't emulate the natural cuteness and youthfulness that eighteenies have
https://youtu.be/2xqNYvV7QXs
>>40367876I feel you. I went to high school graduation for my nephew and was stopped by one of the teachers who thought I was one of her students from 2021. She was asking me about how things are going now and if I graduated college and I've never seen this woman before in my life.
>>40367408Oh fun! What did you do?
>>40367858dont you have boi friends?
>>40367880It's okay I fell for it too
>>40367934I was the one fooling you all :)
>>40367922>>>40367858>>40367931sure just not a boyfriend ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coxvq4gJHeE
>>40367937Omg you sly fox
>>40367943Describe what you're looking for in a bf pls
>>40367943That sounds fun. I'm glad you had a good time with friends. ^-^
>>40367952Thank you, i take pride in my work of trickery
>>40367909>no you don't get it, I'm only attracted to REAL minors!
>>40366849 (OP)Where do I find a man with these qualities?
1. Into breeding
2. 5โ7 or under
3. Cute
4. Rich/has a good job
- mid/cute FTM, 20yo, 5โ7, ass is super fat but otherwise Iโm fit
> inb4 โyouโre a woman a gay would never fuck youโIโm not asking you guys to fuck me, Iโm asking if you know where I should find guys like this
>>40367955>Describe what you're looking for in a bf plsNo clue honestly
>>40367981Ask for Shiza Celery by name.
>>40367981right here! shiza is your man!
>>40367999If we're being honest you sound perfect.
>>40368008>>40368003Can I get one Shinza Celery please
>>40368014please, swedebรถg is lying again
i posted biceps once, she updooted, so she looks for a typical 10/10 190cm 8inches 6figures twunk, like all trannies...
>>40368028you need some beano
>>40367981"Find a man" and "Iโm not asking you guys to fuck me" implies you are looking for a man seeking your attributes for a committed relationship.
At this time, there is no known documentation that this species of life has been found on the planet Earth.
>>40367981> a heterosexual female wants to get pregnant by a wealthy attractive man.Wow, so 'queer', so 'not like other girls' - except your 'IM A MAN' larp IS like every other girl; its an attempt to control others and also mark yourself out as 'different' - an UTTERLY female obsession.
God I hate women more than anything. I thank god everyday I dont have to deal with you cunts. I would neck myself if I was str8
>>40368047gay frogs tussling, the winner sperms all over the loser
>>40368037I'm attracted to muscles crazy I know
>>40368047do you guys think there was any validity to the "turning the frogs gay" meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CKkMnplAHE
>>40368049Brother I didnโt even call myself queer in the post
>>40368077yes alex jones was all out right
>>40368037You're a big hit with the bottoms of gaygen I've noticed
>>40368073so u do know what you want... oh how turntables!
>>40368079doxxx
>>40368134i find it unironically hilarious that people talk to me here
the tighter the butthole the sweeter the melon
>>40367980No I'm just tired of guys that lie about their age and call themselves twinks when they are grown ass men
Do gay metalheads exist? Gay goths? Gay punks?
>>40368160No that's actually illegal all over the world
>>40368077Animals cannot be gay, but they can unwittingly engage in homosexuality from time to time. Animals have no abstract concept of gender, only learned profiles or consistent stimuli for initial interest. For most life on Earth, reproductive acts do not render the degree of sensual reward experienced, if any, by those who do.
>>40368160yes those are the only kinds of gay people i knew for a very long time
>>40368152you can be a twink and an adult, unless by twink you mean minor. you sound creepy
>>40368160>metalheadsyeah
>gothtrannies
>punk punk is dead
>>40368160cute metalheads are a vibe
>>40368186Only cute when in their rebellious teen phase past that it's just cringe
>>40368175where did you learn all of this?
>>40368199Some people play in bands yk. Nothing wrong with having music as a hobby. Preppy gays are hollow superficial idiots luv.
>>40368186i always wonder about the state of vargโs hole thereโs no way it wasnโt used as currency in prison
>ex-fwb is back on the apps
I'm finished
>>40368203There is much documented observation of reproductive habits of animal life, as well as same sex-like attempts being made by individual animals, or individuals passively compliant with such attempts. There is also evidence of some animals engaging in masturbation, or pair bonding with same sex individuals. However they are outliers, and typically only occur at scale when social animals are under environmental stresses, and there is no rationale for believing they are capable of having an abstract concept of gender to form intent based upon it.
>>40368258it's so crazy people follow that retard just because he was max edgy killing his band mate
>>40368258Norwegian prisons aren't depraved rape chambers like American prisons are. The average prisoner in Norway lives better than the average American with 6 roommates.
>>40368271he lives the norwegian dream (welfare queen) in the french countryside
>>40368300Just like me :)
>>40368308he also worships bears, just like youโฆwait a minuteโฆ
>>40368313we could have been soulmates if he weren't so ugly :/
Killer era varg could have every bottom itt dropping panties with 1 look. Don't think I don't know what lies within the heart fartbox of men.
>>40368346When's the last time a man made eyes like that while looking at your hole?
>>40368365Why do you care?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12N1oAEax50
>>40368384Because bottoms say the reverse of what they mean.
>>40368399what if i'm a top
Imagine tweeting this as the entire world calls you out for doing a pedophile ring coverup
Ok that is all gotta go we are gonna watch 28 years later
>>40368431>Ok that is all gotta go we are gonna watch 28 years laterEnjoy the swedish qt in it
>>40368431could that orange gobshite's head be any further up his own arse
>>40368419just squeeze my thighs
>>40368431imagine giving a shit about elon musks twitter
>>40368480The libs have taken over they are ratioing nazis by the hundred thousand
This could have been me. I do this 20 times a day here for NOTHING
>>40368493The would have moved to a different platform if they actually cared, ratioing is actually so fucking embarrassing to care about
Hes like a modern online Paul Revere. If Paul Revere were psychotic and warning about Xenu troops coming.
Can we make a Fell For It Again Award so big that it fits over the entire United States?
>>40368591Twice they voted this guy
How are you people living in america feeling about watching the american dream die before your eyes
https://youtu.be/giaZnIr-faM
This song is mid but the video is pretty cool
>>40368665Cathartic, bloodthirsty, the people are talking about revolution
>>40368591>>40368607You're both fucking idiots, as is every American, every Democrat and every Republican.
>>40368674Why are you still waiting? Just do it
>>40368665It's been dying for a while but the sudden collapse we've been going through over the past six months because of a single retard is staggering.
>>40368680>le both sides!When's the last time a Dem posted/said something as insane as this?
>>40368665What was the dream, getting fat and buying Walmart tat?
>>40368680This guy might be slow
>>40368709Let's be real, is that not the actual dream? Being free to eat whatever you want or consume materialistic things just because you can
>>40368728Hey mods fucking kill this guy
>>40368695>NO FAIR PLAY TEH GAME WIT ME BLUE VS RED GAME !!;;!idiots
>>40368728That's Debaser's dream. He won't admit it but it is. That's why he's fat.
>>40368739I'm behaving i swear, don't listen to this piggy
>>40368755If your dream isn't a post scarcity world, I hope someone kills you for your resources lol
Both political parties are controlled by the collective that created Epstein, pozzed kids with octogenarian jizz, and runs Washington DC.
Vote blue? You still voted for them to run your life
Vote red? You still voted for them to run your life
Gays are hopeless. Get Mateen'd
Is the stay at home boywife just a meme? I can cook and like cleaning if that helps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgFWOmadtKQ
All i want is for ai to take over all jobs so that we can all collectively realize getting universally paid for doing nothing is better
>>40368796You know, bringing up a right wing massacre doesn't help your both sides argument.
All it does is help my argument which is that left wingers should uhhhhh vote harder
>>40368796Both sides people are all closet right wingers by the way and WILL go into alligator auschwitz
Havent cum in a few hours. Getting a little unruly
>>40368798Id like 1 cute stay at home boy wife who wears a flower apron and cooks and cuddles plox.
>>40368779I hope starving Palestinian children fry you on a rotisserie and eat you. Fat Americans should be shipped to Gaza en masse like livestock
>>40368508Nick Fuentes says this every night.
I made garlic soup but it wasn't particularly tasty. I accidentally added too much olive oil so that may be the issue.
So hard to find good footporn :( Too many boring men and oiled up freaks
>>40368846I have a recipe for cream of potato that is simply a dream. Not eating it in 100 degree heat but ygti
Ive been reading that "90%" of the Epstein prostitution charges regarded 17 year olds.
Its still fuel for blackmail, but repeating "child rape" is a deliberately disingenuous lawyers trick.
People who squawk like wet hens over 17 year olds and then shrug when they turn 18 are moral grandstanders and the motives for such theatrics themselves are suspect.
the body builder spammer has moved 1 year lower ._.
i don't like where this is going
people will believe anything shouted at them long enough
>>40368877brits with israel
>>40368877who the hell shouted โyouโre a topโ at you?
>>40368822>flower apron>cuddlesi can bake too!
>>40368877complete woofter. Brits should have to take hrt er summing
>>40368891the english are the lost tribe of dan so their rabid zionism makes sense
>>40368897I love baked goodies but I'm not patient enough to make them. Which treats do you enjoy baking?
>>40368861>>40368898This might be the worst first impression I've got from a namefag all year
>>40368875You donโt need to demolish buildings on your private island to cover up 17 year old hookers. Obviously more taboo stuff was happening.
>>40368920I'm new I've never posted here before are you bent er summing
>>40368938are you actually this slow?
>first impression>im newno shit buddy