Thread 40366849

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0JlqW7UoHY
imagine the smell

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Feet

Labæuxbæux

>>40366863
and toes

How do I hit on a male friend without making them uncomfortable?

I cant bbelieve how much you guys spend on shoes

I get them cheap at grocery stores and they last long. Wtf. There must be good running shoes for $40 and less. I can't justify $100s paid for shoes. They all get worn out

some of the namefags are still posting in the wrong gen

>>40366893
Gay zoomer creeps on straight friend, post #2678643468854

>>40366893
they'd only feel uncomfortable if they are straight

>>40366917
>buys shoes from a grocery store

in your country they sell shoes where you buy food? ewww

>>40366917
Yeah but realistically, how long are those shoes going to last? These cost me $100 but they're much better quality than shoes have that price and will last twice as long.

I did get a pair of hiking boots for $42 that were really high quality especially considering price. The brand was Hi Tek

>>40366926
they never learn

>>40366917
Just look up budget shoe stores in your area. We're not Google Maps.

>>40366943
Costco sells clothing so does Fred Meijer and Walmart supercenters

I am once again asking for the best way to meet a christian boy to marry, does anyone have exp with christian mingle? I can't use hinge because my phone is too old.

>>40366917
look into barefoot running, humans aren't naturally meant to wear or shoes or play dress up

>>40366919
it’s hilarious how dumb they all are

>>40366981
leftmost foot is the cutest and most worthy of a tongue bath tho

shoes have caused our feet to suffocate and become warped...its why so many people walk weird and gay with no power...

>>40366981
We are not meant to walk barefoot on concrete and hard floors

>>40366973
Find hyacinth and made him your bride.

>>40366981
Glass, needles, nails, and concrete aren't natural either.

>>40366993
HEY!!!

>>40366917
not all expensive shoes are good but all cheap shoes suck, if you do anything in your shoes you notice the difference almost immediately

>>40367011
bitch what? we used to live in caves
what do u think cave floors are made of

Where's my trad virgin Christian grindr boyfriend then, hm? I am owed a pure virginal bride despite my 300 STDs and body count in the thou'

>>40367034
ooh, is this illegal?

>>40367052
nothing is true
everything is allowed

>>40366917
Can I smell your shoes after you've been for a run?

>>40367062
i was referencing the new mega hit from British pop star pinkpantheress
https://youtu.be/TFWXqLSr4ZM?si=yfKOYOXdyZ-uQfaP

>>40366997
I like the right, its what a natural foot looks like if it's not stuck in a shoe for years. Our feet have been binded by low intelligence human knowlege and now we all have deformed feet.

>>40366997
The foot on the right has space for you to put your tongue between their toes

>>40367075
my uncensored reaction

>>40367047
That's a myth.

>>40367085
color me not surprised at all that you have unironic tranny reaction images ready to go

>>40367047
we can tell your ancestors were cavedwellers

>>40367094
just like shiza
i wonder if thorny is her alter ego
they both like em young...

>>40366917
i have two pairs of athletic shoes that cost $450 each, one $300 pair, a $250 pair, and several $200 pairs
i don't like spending less than $200 on a pair of shoes cause then they're more likely to be shit quality

>>40367094
OH NO IVE BEEN FOUND OUT!
lets me bediddle out of here

There was shit on my bf's ass last night
I ate and left no crumbs :x

>>40367123
Trip on Yucko.

>>40367117
May I sniff your luxurious shoesies sir? >.<

>>40366030
Wtf?!?!?
Trump is based

>>40367117
Mr Richy rich over here oooh yeah daddy you can pay me for sex.. Oooh

>>40366849 (OP)
i went swiming in the ocean today boys was nice
how are you guys?

>>40367130
bisexuals don't exist, they're just straight people that want to be a little more quirky

>>40367085
The power of the German male. Vgh

>>40367049
I actually am a virgin bottom looking for a bf, I want to save myself for marriage so that's why I'm asking about how to find a bf.

Fucking chao ah gua

>>40367149
hey shallo

i'm only a non-virgin when it comes to oral
i've never penetrated or been penetrated (hemorrhoid makes this unlikely to ever happen unless a sugar daddy wants to top me so bad he pays to get it fixed)

>>40367158
My bad then. I've met a lot of pros that rack up a high body count, and then try to home in on virgins because they're easy to manipulate. I'm a bit jaded at this point. I hope you make it and find your true love friend.

This scene spawned a million chasers

>>40367157
ah fuck should have wtaached this shit
hunters hairline is something else...

>>40367120
Vidrel but on my balls

>>40367187
aww thank you I'll try to keep that in mind, good luck yourself. I'd say yeah I've been very easy to manipulate so far so I'm going to have to be extra perceptive

>>40367130
could just as easily be lack of proof reading given the administration

>>40367149
Are u on vacaycay? i wish i was at da ocean

>>40367150
>they're just straight people that want to be a little more quirky
wrong, they're mostly faggots who can't admit they only love cock

>>40367211
is this the swedebög?

>>40367197
Just started watching Euphoria, kinda stupid how nobody bullies her for being a flat assed tranny

>>40367221
No theyre straggots who view the same gender as sex toys and always end up with the opposite gender to have easy life oh and they cheat yep

>>40367211
nah just very nice and sunny weather here went for a little hike too was good

>>40367243
>end up with the opposite gender to have easy life
Maybe they just want to have kids and be happy?

Good afternoon! How are you? I'm drinking a vanilla iced coffee and it's very yummy indeed.

>>40364104
Wow, nice jacket, Anon! I love cool jackets.

>>40367261
>>40366601
lmao

>>40367227
no we serve cunt here sir :d
>>40367250
you so lucky living at da ocean :D

my ex lives on a boat lol

is this lalo?
>>40367201

>>40367302
what's funny about that?

>>40367241
Hollywood land of pretend time init lad

>>40367314
All tops need a sturdy reliable sea faring vessel to haul their bottoms out to sea and dump them on their 22nd birthday lol

young tops become old bottoms and vice versa!

>cute 10/10 twink on Grindr
>genuinely looks underaged but insists he's 18
What do

>>40367302
my ex doesn't live anymore... :)

>>40367365
you know what to do stop being a woman

>>40367365
do you have a rope nearby?

>>40367365
Ask for his id?

>>40367365
Show the lads here xx

>>40367365
have you never asked anyone for their id before?

Good evening!
>>40367075
I love pinkpantheress!
>>40367197
Always had the hots for Eric Dane since Grey's Anatomy and he's like 100x hotter in Euphoria how is that even possible
>>40367261
Hello!! I'm good just been chilling at home recovering from a night out lol
>>40367365
>insists he's 18
Obviously isn't

is grinder good for finding a bf?

>>40367373
putting my babies inside of him rn

>>40367385
Post-wall bottom seethe

>>40367386
Imagine asking a hookup for ID

>>40367409
yes

statistically most hookups are just cuddling and oral
also statistically a third of relationships begin with a hookup

Anime put AGP in my penis weenis and now I'm getting blown out by tarqs and deanos i used to ridicule at school.

>>40367431
i have no fucking idea what any of this means

>>40367411
>Post-wall
Imagine being cursed with attraction towards the youngest men possible

>>40367390
Wouldn't that be cp if he is actually under 18 too risky

>>40367415
come on bro I'm trying here
>>40367417
ok I'll look into it ty
>>40367425
what do the other two thirds start with? I don't wanna be a slut.

>>40367409
>is grinder good for finding a bf?
I use mine for breaking up my weed personally
>>40367425
>also statistically a third of relationships begin with a hookup
For homos or just in general?

>>40367411
bruh you were the one asking what to do to find out if he's 18, id is the most obvious thing
if you want to risk jail by all means

>>40367446
Not in my country

>>40367408
Sigma males like ourselves only improve with age until we reach the level of Holy Gay Gods. Ligma sigma

>>40367465
if they say they are 18 how is that my fault asking for ID is just weird

>>40367408
Mcsteamy was always my favorite

>>40367446
He can't be nude in his profile pic on grindr. That's a tos violation. Post his face only and I'll tell you if he's underaged or not

Much prefer the other thread I'm chatting in. Gage is too slow

>>40367478
It's your fault for not trying to verify it in any way, and comes down to hearsay. "They told me they were an adult" doesn't hold up in court.
Again, you were the one asking for advice, and I gave you the obvious answer that anyone with an above room temperature IQ would be able to figure out on their own. You're the one being weird about it now.

>>40367519
which one :o

>>40367409
some have found love on sniffies which is way worst than Grindr.. so you never know

>>40367482
>Mcsteamy was always my favorite
He caused my gay awakening lol

>>40367550
Not going to say. Don't want to be followed by gangenners. Too many stalkers and doxers and creeps itt.

>>40367365
Take him out for a drink before you fuck. That way you get his I.D. checked professionally and you don't have to ask.

>>40367558
did you call me a gangreener?

>>40367365
amerimutts so sad... kek

>>40367482
for me it was jackson avery

>>40367568
wow you are so smart anonie

>>40367478
lots of guys look young in their pics and older in person
you won't really know until you meet them regardless, so you just meet them and have fun

>>40367519
then go back to your trannygen and stop acting like you're some super secret gay thread none of us care about

>>40367568
Doesn't really work in places where 21 is drinking age

>>40367603
>where 21 is drinking age
lmao

>>40367408
>night out lol
you go outside? as a man?

>>40367603
just say america
no civilised country forces people to wait until 21 to drink

>>40367613
Alcohol makes you age faster.
America is just keeping its freshie eighteenies cute and youthful for longer :3

Be real, as a gay man, how would you cope if you woke up and found out you were now female? You'd still just he getting fricked in your holes right? No difference for most of you I'd wager.

>>40367570
No only thorny has gangrene itt lmao
>>40367581
Litraly me

>>40367631
i think ud be surprised how important having a penis is for a fella

>>40367636
For a man? Yes.
For a bottom? Who can say?

>>40367631
I would be delighted since I now have a much larger pool of attractive men to choose from, along with a universe of simps, I never have to take responsibility for my actions even when I'm at fault, and the most society expects of me is to have a few children.

what's y'all philosophies on barebacking and breeding?

with doxyprep n prep, n the various treatments available now, why isnt everyone going raw?

Nothing beats feeling that rock hard cock twitching around pumping his seed into me. His DNA is absorbed. Our bodies tangled, bodily fluids exchanged, physically and spiritually bonded together. Something about a man giving his most private and special fluid, semen, to the other as a gift of love and a symbolic joining of two souls.

>>40367652
i have a bottom

>>40367631
a female who still looked like a man? so i'd basically be an ftm without the chest scar ....

>>40367620
This. Europe boys are already twinkdead by like 19 cause of alcohol

>>40367661
>barebacking
YES
>doxyprep n prep
DROPPED
pozzing is the hottest thing on earth. it's pregnancy for gay men. you're carrying a lifeform within you, the hiv virus, that comes from another man

>>40367661
>why isnt everyone going raw?
why do you think gono is becoming incurable?

>>40366849 (OP)
>college athletics edition

>>40367602
Other thread isn't even on this board. There's other gay males to talk to than on this board ya know

>>40367680
what a cute dick

>>40367683
oh its some r9gay "boo hoo tfw no bf" bullshit\
kys

>>40367683
I know but none of them are that lively, r9kgay seems to be as slow as Gigi and is mostly femboy types and their chasers

>>40367631
how hot am i? whats my libido level? does the prostate exist?
imagine all the twinks kids you could abuse! it even sounds boring since theyd be dime a dozen...

>>40367670
That's the complete reverse of reality. European gays are generally much better looking and American gays are alkies, druggies, neets, or trannies by an early age.

>>40367697
>>40367702
Just forget i said anything ok ok ok. I do not want cdc, xan, bucko, these types of subhumans in my comfy thread sorry

>>40367705
americans are ugly because of corn syrup, food deserts, lack of exercise, american dysgenics, etc.
a european country where alcohol was limited to 21 and over would have the most beautiful twinks on earth outside of asia

>>40367720
what makes a comfy thread for you?

>>40367723
>21+
>twink

Zzz...

>>40367723
people say this but then the only really hot posters seem to be Americans...

>>40367680
>>40366849 (OP)
jesus what a gay sport
do they still wear those faggy jockstraps or is that out of fashion now?

>>40367611
>you go outside? as a man?
yeaah? You should try it sometime!
>>40367621
jumpscared by that indian accent

>>40367739
I think a European lifestyle combined with a ban on alcohol for under-21s could produce a nation where at least 10% of twinks last until 25

>>40367723
It's called Poland. Even shiza was hot until the vodka and kfc caught her.

>>40367680
>latino unc in the back checking out white boy ass
lol

>>40367726
Flirty twinks and teenies.

>>40367755
>yeaah
where did you go? what for? what did you do?

>>40367769
r9gay is asexual tho
and they dont even have shiza!

>>40367757
>25
Lmao even the top 0.01% genetics twinks last until like 21-22 max you're being way to generous

>>40367802
It's not an r9 thread. r9 is a mix of incels and trannies.

>>40367757
23 maybe

>>40367789
You're acting like a paranoid lover

>>40367803
i lasted until 27, im not that rare but thx

>>40367723
You know God hates gay people because white and Asian interbreeding should be the secret to making the perfect twinks, but instead they look all fucked up

it's good things sex is so scary and traumatic otherwise I'd do it way more often

>>40367803
this really is a matter for science to address
oxidative damage is the number one cause of aging aside from telomerase depletion

>>40367829
this

>>40367824
:3

I still looked like a teenager at 27. Felt like a freak and wanted to look like a muscular hairy guy. My pics at 27 look like I'm 17-18, but my grandfather was 6' 4" and 130 pounds in his 20s and still managed to get married and have kids.

>>40367848
Post feet

>>40367833
nah its genetics

>>40367848
Oh yeah we NEED to see your feet

>>40367789
Wasn't really planned but ended up hanging out with a bunch of friends and their friends etc. One of my girl friends came in from out of town and we got really drunk off fumées blanche lol

>>40367858
LOOOOOOL WHO ASKED!?!?!?!?!

>>40367868
you asked

>>40367848
I'm 31 and a neighbor thought I was 17
last year someone asked if I was in high school or college
looking young sucks sometimes bc I'm not attractive, so I just look weird and end up attracting guys who like people who look younger which is really really creepy

>>40366479
i dont like reading

>>40367854
>>40367857
Guys I'm being real here and you're being pervy about it. Anyway my grandfather was 26 and married my grandmother who was 18 and that was ok at that time. Now days they would try to kill him over that.

>>40367882
FEET

>>40367875
wasnt me replying...

>>40367848
>>40367876
Could almost guarantee you that you don't look as young as you think you do. I see guys lie about their age all the time on Grindr and you can always tell they are actually older you just can't emulate the natural cuteness and youthfulness that eighteenies have

>>40367876
I feel you. I went to high school graduation for my nephew and was stopped by one of the teachers who thought I was one of her students from 2021. She was asking me about how things are going now and if I graduated college and I've never seen this woman before in my life.

>>40367408
Oh fun! What did you do?

>>40367858
dont you have boi friends?

>>40367880
It's okay I fell for it too

>>40367934
I was the one fooling you all :)

>>40367922
>>>40367858
>>40367931
sure just not a boyfriend ;_;

>>40367937
Omg you sly fox

>>40367943
Describe what you're looking for in a bf pls

>>40367882
feet now

>>40367943
That sounds fun. I'm glad you had a good time with friends. ^-^

>>40367952
Thank you, i take pride in my work of trickery

>>40367959
No shoo

>>40367909
>no you don't get it, I'm only attracted to REAL minors!

>>40366849 (OP)
Where do I find a man with these qualities?
1. Into breeding
2. 5’7 or under
3. Cute
4. Rich/has a good job
- mid/cute FTM, 20yo, 5’7, ass is super fat but otherwise I’m fit
> inb4 “you’re a woman a gay would never fuck you”
I’m not asking you guys to fuck me, I’m asking if you know where I should find guys like this

>>40367955
>Describe what you're looking for in a bf pls
No clue honestly

>>40367981
Ask for Shiza Celery by name.

>>40367981
right here! shiza is your man!

>>40367999
If we're being honest you sound perfect.

I can't stop farting

>>40368008
>>40368003
Can I get one Shinza Celery please

>>40368014
please, swedebög is lying again
i posted biceps once, she updooted, so she looks for a typical 10/10 190cm 8inches 6figures twunk, like all trannies...

>>40368028
you need some beano

>>40367981
"Find a man" and "I’m not asking you guys to fuck me" implies you are looking for a man seeking your attributes for a committed relationship.

At this time, there is no known documentation that this species of life has been found on the planet Earth.

frogs

>>40367981
> a heterosexual female wants to get pregnant by a wealthy attractive man.

Wow, so 'queer', so 'not like other girls' - except your 'IM A MAN' larp IS like every other girl; its an attempt to control others and also mark yourself out as 'different' - an UTTERLY female obsession.
God I hate women more than anything. I thank god everyday I dont have to deal with you cunts. I would neck myself if I was str8

>>40368047
gay frogs tussling, the winner sperms all over the loser

>>40368037
I'm attracted to muscles crazy I know

>>40368047
do you guys think there was any validity to the "turning the frogs gay" meme?

>>40368049
Brother I didn’t even call myself queer in the post

>>40368077
yes alex jones was all out right

>>40368091
sister, kys

>>40368037
You're a big hit with the bottoms of gaygen I've noticed

>>40368073
so u do know what you want... oh how turntables!
>>40368079
doxxx

>>40368134
i find it unironically hilarious that people talk to me here

the tighter the butthole the sweeter the melon

>>40367980
No I'm just tired of guys that lie about their age and call themselves twinks when they are grown ass men

Do gay metalheads exist? Gay goths? Gay punks?

>>40368160
No that's actually illegal all over the world

>>40368077
Animals cannot be gay, but they can unwittingly engage in homosexuality from time to time. Animals have no abstract concept of gender, only learned profiles or consistent stimuli for initial interest. For most life on Earth, reproductive acts do not render the degree of sensual reward experienced, if any, by those who do.

>>40368160
yes those are the only kinds of gay people i knew for a very long time

>>40368152
you can be a twink and an adult, unless by twink you mean minor. you sound creepy

>>40368160
>metalheads
yeah
>goth
trannies
>punk
punk is dead

>>40368160
cute metalheads are a vibe

>>40368186
Only cute when in their rebellious teen phase past that it's just cringe

>>40368175
where did you learn all of this?

>>40368199
Some people play in bands yk. Nothing wrong with having music as a hobby. Preppy gays are hollow superficial idiots luv.

>>40368186
i always wonder about the state of varg’s hole there’s no way it wasn’t used as currency in prison

>ex-fwb is back on the apps
I'm finished

>>40368203
There is much documented observation of reproductive habits of animal life, as well as same sex-like attempts being made by individual animals, or individuals passively compliant with such attempts. There is also evidence of some animals engaging in masturbation, or pair bonding with same sex individuals. However they are outliers, and typically only occur at scale when social animals are under environmental stresses, and there is no rationale for believing they are capable of having an abstract concept of gender to form intent based upon it.

>>40368258
it's so crazy people follow that retard just because he was max edgy killing his band mate

>>40368258
Norwegian prisons aren't depraved rape chambers like American prisons are. The average prisoner in Norway lives better than the average American with 6 roommates.

>>40368271
he lives the norwegian dream (welfare queen) in the french countryside

>>40368300
Just like me :)

>>40368308
he also worships bears, just like you…wait a minute…

>>40368313
we could have been soulmates if he weren't so ugly :/

Killer era varg could have every bottom itt dropping panties with 1 look. Don't think I don't know what lies within the heart fartbox of men.

>>40368335
cringe anon

>>40368346
When's the last time a man made eyes like that while looking at your hole?

>>40368365
Why do you care?

>>40367967
Hehe

Twinks are over rated

>>40368384
Because bottoms say the reverse of what they mean.

>>40368392
enough already

>>40368397
true and based

>>40368399
what if i'm a top

Imagine tweeting this as the entire world calls you out for doing a pedophile ring coverup
Ok that is all gotta go we are gonna watch 28 years later

>>40368431
>Ok that is all gotta go we are gonna watch 28 years later
Enjoy the swedish qt in it

>>40368431
could that orange gobshite's head be any further up his own arse

>>40368419
just squeeze my thighs

>>40368431
imagine giving a shit about elon musks twitter

>>40368480
The libs have taken over they are ratioing nazis by the hundred thousand

This could have been me. I do this 20 times a day here for NOTHING

>>40368493
The would have moved to a different platform if they actually cared, ratioing is actually so fucking embarrassing to care about

Hes like a modern online Paul Revere. If Paul Revere were psychotic and warning about Xenu troops coming.

Can we make a Fell For It Again Award so big that it fits over the entire United States?

>>40368591
Twice they voted this guy

D vs R game!

How are you people living in america feeling about watching the american dream die before your eyes

https://youtu.be/giaZnIr-faM
This song is mid but the video is pretty cool

>>40368665
Cathartic, bloodthirsty, the people are talking about revolution

>>40368591
>>40368607
You're both fucking idiots, as is every American, every Democrat and every Republican.

>>40368674
Why are you still waiting? Just do it

>>40368665
It's been dying for a while but the sudden collapse we've been going through over the past six months because of a single retard is staggering.

>>40368680
>le both sides!
When's the last time a Dem posted/said something as insane as this?

>>40368665
What was the dream, getting fat and buying Walmart tat?

>>40368680
This guy might be slow

>>40368680
Didn't happen

>>40368709
Let's be real, is that not the actual dream? Being free to eat whatever you want or consume materialistic things just because you can

>>40368728
Hey mods fucking kill this guy

>>40367063
Da

>>40368695
>NO FAIR PLAY TEH GAME WIT ME BLUE VS RED GAME !!;;!
idiots

>>40368728
That's Debaser's dream. He won't admit it but it is. That's why he's fat.

>>40368739
I'm behaving i swear, don't listen to this piggy

>>40368755
If your dream isn't a post scarcity world, I hope someone kills you for your resources lol

Both political parties are controlled by the collective that created Epstein, pozzed kids with octogenarian jizz, and runs Washington DC.

Vote blue? You still voted for them to run your life

Vote red? You still voted for them to run your life

Gays are hopeless. Get Mateen'd

Is the stay at home boywife just a meme? I can cook and like cleaning if that helps?

All i want is for ai to take over all jobs so that we can all collectively realize getting universally paid for doing nothing is better

>>40368796
You know, bringing up a right wing massacre doesn't help your both sides argument.
All it does is help my argument which is that left wingers should uhhhhh vote harder

>>40368796
Both sides people are all closet right wingers by the way and WILL go into alligator auschwitz

Havent cum in a few hours. Getting a little unruly

>>40368798
Id like 1 cute stay at home boy wife who wears a flower apron and cooks and cuddles plox.

>>40368779
I hope starving Palestinian children fry you on a rotisserie and eat you. Fat Americans should be shipped to Gaza en masse like livestock

>>40368508
Nick Fuentes says this every night.

I made garlic soup but it wasn't particularly tasty. I accidentally added too much olive oil so that may be the issue.

oh OH

So hard to find good footporn :( Too many boring men and oiled up freaks

>>40368846
I have a recipe for cream of potato that is simply a dream. Not eating it in 100 degree heat but ygti

Ive been reading that "90%" of the Epstein prostitution charges regarded 17 year olds.

Its still fuel for blackmail, but repeating "child rape" is a deliberately disingenuous lawyers trick.

People who squawk like wet hens over 17 year olds and then shrug when they turn 18 are moral grandstanders and the motives for such theatrics themselves are suspect.

the body builder spammer has moved 1 year lower ._.
i don't like where this is going

people will believe anything shouted at them long enough

>>40368877
brits with israel

>>40368877
who the hell shouted “you’re a top” at you?

>>40368822
>flower apron
>cuddles
i can bake too!

>>40368877
complete woofter. Brits should have to take hrt er summing

>>40368902
>>40368902
>>40368902

>>40368891
the english are the lost tribe of dan so their rabid zionism makes sense

>>40368897
I love baked goodies but I'm not patient enough to make them. Which treats do you enjoy baking?

>>40368861
>>40368898
This might be the worst first impression I've got from a namefag all year

>>40368875
You don’t need to demolish buildings on your private island to cover up 17 year old hookers. Obviously more taboo stuff was happening.

>>40368920
I'm new I've never posted here before are you bent er summing

>>40368938
are you actually this slow?
>first impression
>im new
no shit buddy