Thread 40502979

qott: would you fuck your clone? what about your genderswapped clone?

old >>40501226

>>40502979 (OP)
>qott
yes, i'm sexy.

>>40503011
ok rapehon

Broken Bird Chasers <3

Gym done. What should I eat?

>>40502979 (OP)
No. I was very ugly, some say I still am

I might be invisible.

>>40503023
Chicken thigh, oven-roasted potato, salad with fat free dressing

>>40503025
I see you

>>40502979 (OP)
I would let a gender swapped clone fuck me ^~^
Hallo chasers ily

>>40503018
ok but if my clone consents to me, is that just masturbation or a crime of passion?

we have to be on the front page at all times

>>40502979 (OP)
i would have sex with my clone to be nice but i would kill my gender swapped clone to put him out of his misery. unless gender swapped clone means that my close is afab then i would help her detrans and once she was normal kms and let her take over

>>40502979 (OP)
hey I saw this painting irl

seethe, no thicc gf chaserbros

>>40503011
same

How do u know if ur thicc chaserbros?

>>40502979 (OP)
This thought experiment is what made me start losing weight back in the day

>>40503044
We don't need 4 chasergens in the catalog at once
Will you stop when we start getting deleted

i dunno if i post pics of myself anymore i kinda feel ugly, stupid and no more self esteem.

>>40503092
When guys see your ass and thighs and lose all reasoning ability and can only think about cumming inside you

>>40503019
BBC <3

>>40503101
>We don't need 4 chasergens in the catalog at once
yes we do

>>40503111
men can reason normally?

>>40503110
That's been happening to me lately too, probably for different reasons

>>40502979 (OP)
>would you fuck your clone?
No. We would never be able to agree on who should top and who should bottom. I would be curious to see myself fuck in person, though.
>what about your genderswapped clone?
Again, no. The whole idea of a genderswapped version of myself just weirds me out.

>>40503023
>What should I eat?
Whole Beeef Wellington with a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew

>>40502979 (OP)
>would you fuck your clone?
heeelllll no
>what about your genderswapped clone?
ew that's even worse

fucking asshole made new just because we hit bump limit fuck you now i have to repost this:
>>40502958
this stare?
this is my tierlist picture for whatever reason
>>40502942
yeah well fuck 'em
>>40502933
idk ig i see that but i had a femdom fetish since i was like 12 and desu i was never into that
strap-ons, sure, but just not a huge fan of dicks
so im thinking you might be bi
>>40502968
>they must be so inundated with attention
yeah it's this
im an extremely mid to sub-mid tranny and whenever i open grindr i get more messages than i can keep up with
we do get lots of attention, sorry bro
>>40503047
lmfao

>>40503013
>they must be so inundated with attention
Please walk me through your experience on the app vs irl and also how fulfilling your dating life is. Maybe with some insight, I wont feel so deflated. Who approaches you on the app, what's your type, and what makes someone stand out in the sea of messages you receive? i know it's a lot of questions

>>40503126
its frustrating spiraling.

>>40503110
that’s okay, i got you. i’ll post pics anyway and carry the unwarranted confidence for both of us

>>40503162
u luk liek jon seena

>>40503110
My penis and I are big fans of when you post pics.

>>40503173
that's a new one, i usually get bj blazkowicz

Tren really gives you squarehead, that's crazy

dead general

i need clarification still on the rules for the genders swapped clone

join jackbox game

https://discord.gg/RE3px9PE

>>40503162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn0T3s8SMQ8

>>40503179
that's sweet but for now i feel like human garbage

>>40503111
Oh o//o

>>40503219
LMAO BASED! i've never gotten that comparison before either

>>40503221
Why?

>>40503147
>Who approaches you on the app,
idk men of all body types ages and ethnicities
no pattern that i can discern but i also dont care to remember them
>what's your type
im sorry... my type is women
>what makes someone stand out in the sea of messages you receive?
i like it when they can make me laugh but im also just mostly looking for attention so im probably uncommon in that i like a first message that opens with something suggestive about me - but no pictures of you
>your experience on the app vs irl
nobody has ever even once hit on me in person. all of the attention i get is online.
>how fulfilling your dating life is
i just got out of an 8 year relationship so... in general very but lately not at all
>i know it's a lot of questions
i dont mind at all! i love talking about myself
i just hope you find it helpful in some way

>>40503239
i'm a mentally ill transwoman sometimes things just break up stairs and anyway i'm tired of being called ugly by so many random anons.

If I had a trans gf right about now, I'd beat her. I will not elaborate.

>>40503136
bnwo gooner stare

If I had a trans gf right about now, I'd send her pics of me flexing and chugging beers. I will not elaborate.

Thoughts on Black chasers? Would you date one?

>>40503257
Damn I wish that was me

>>40503259
i hate niggers

>>40503257
why doesn't my chaser send me pictures of him flexing & chugging beers?

a future where microscopic nano bots inside my body destroy cancer cells before they form and repair damage constantly, thus stopping aging.

https://discord.gg/xPG2wzW2
Reminder!

>>40503253
dont be silly
frog would never show himself
>>40503277
can i join mr gatekeeper

>>40502979 (OP)
> qott:
Na im not gay anymore

>>40503269
Low T probably
>>40503263
Could be who knows stranger things have happened

>>40503277
why do you always use wack ai art dude

>>40503302
HE'S GAY
HE'S A 4CHAN JANNY TRANNY

can't wait to make a new thread once we hit bump limit!

>>40503313
Can't wait to take a bump once we hit bump limit.

I have never acquired a bag of holding in any campaign ever. I have never given a bag of holding to a PC in any campaign ever.

I'm gonna take a couple benadryl and lie down because I can't sleep without help anymore.

its a purse not a satchel

start diggin in yo butt twin

>haven't spoken to chaser in three days
>finally dms me but i was napping
>'hey sorry im busy can talk another time'

bridgemaxxing soon istg

>>40503240
>idk men of all body types ages and ethnicities
what is your racial preference? presumably white?
>im sorry... my type is women
oh, so all the men don't get a response by default I'm guessing?
>im also just mostly looking for attention
fugg, do you ever meet up with people on there?

perhaps i'm just barking up the wrong tree. transwomen are really attractive to me, but unfortunately i don't appear to be most transwomen's type. so i'm stuck in this situation of being undesirable to the people I desire.

>>40503284
yes
>>40503302
it's the future

>>40503347
Rookie numbers, try 2 weeks

>>40503277
Is this a chaser transition server?

how to i explain and convince my friends and family that my suicide is the best course of action for all parties involved?

>>40503363
yes all of the chasers here become super chasers
VC is active rn

>>40503365
if i can stay alive as dismal as it is you can too.

Its over

If I had a chaser bf I’d send him daily hole pics…

>>40503388
I know why it's over for me, but why is it over for you?
That's an old filename btw

>>40503389
Where art thou?

>>40503361
Pain I’m almost there
>>40503388
Why?

>>40503377
not compelling

>>40503361
i would cry. i actually do want to cry now

i masturbated and nothing came out

I think the oldest file names I've got are DOTA guides.

>>40503409
I have been
Feels kind of fucking stupid but it's how it goes

>>40503410
Let me try babe

>>40503415
no it’s really sore now

>>40503361
>only 2 weeks

>>40503393
>>40503404
The first person I found that I had good chemistry with is gone

>>40503410
Cute

>>40503436
Same
>>40503435
Give it more time and I'll be where you're at now, they're not coming back I can tell
It's just fresh still

>>40503436
Are they gone gone?
But it does happen and it hurts but you will find another it just takes time

>>40503436
if they were the one then they will come back

>>40503410
*poot* *poot* *poot*
chasey save me.... nothing is coming out of my bepis.......

>>40503355
that settles it this man is not frogposter
>>40503354
>unfortunately i don't appear to be most transwomen's type.
do you have any idea why that might be?
>what is your racial preference?
i like most kinds of girls, and by extension most ethnicities
black, white, asian, all fine with me
>so all the men don't get a response by default
no not at all
i try to respond to all of them but generally those conversations go something like
>hey
>hiya <3
>wyd?
>just dicking around on my phone hbu?
>same - kinda bored
>oh i see, sorry to hear that
>yeah. so anyway you wanna meen up and fuck?
>uh no thanks
end of conversation
the only guys who dont get a response are the ones who gross me out with pictures right away
dick pics are fine, it's grindr i expect that. but i don't like seeing their bodies and faces
like i am there for attention and you gotta respond to get that. plus i dont mind sexting dudes or even sending them nudes (i just dont want any in return)
anyway attractiveness isn't a factor it's really all just down to what they say
>fugg, do you ever meet up with people on there?
oh absolutely not
i just want to be told im pretty. moids aren't allowed to touch me

>>40503442
come abduct me please

>>40503423
>>40503454
Later we can get one of those fancy japanese fleshlight things and lube up together and use it so it doesn't make you sore.

>>40503450
They're not gone gone but I can't be with them

>>40503464
that sound horrible. no thank you

>>40502979 (OP)
>QOTT
YES AND YES

ni hao chasergen

>>40503259
black is fine but chaser is probably bad

>>40503460
>i just want to be told im pretty. moids aren't allowed to touch me
>chasergen

I put myself out there before I was emotionally over the last one and ended up ghosting women coming into my DMs
Gotta let myself take more time, that wasn't right

Is it better to give an explanation several days after the fact or just let it rest? Wasn't like extending talking, just some initial stuff. I imagine it didn't mean much to them but was still annoying

>>40503480
She posts butt sometimes so it's okay.

>>40503414
if he said more it would have been nice. im feeling a mix of anger and sadness idk i hate this. i should just be happy he messaged me but thats not enough

>>40503259
>that tranner who ghosted a virgin black guy immediately after he sent his first nude ever
RIP to him
>>40503265
kys

>>40503460
so you’re in chasergen soaking up all that male attention, but won’t let a single one of them touch you? that’s like walking into a steakhouse just to smell the meat and leaving hungry

>>40503480
i am extremely up front about that and do not farm for attention here
sometimes if chasers are asking for lewd photos i do post them however
tryna quit that tho
>>40503486
thank you, anon <3

>>40503490
What's the lore behind this?

>>40502979 (OP)
>qott:
my clone right now? no i'm in a really weird spot where i dont look neither full male but also far from female
my old clone? yes desu i was cute lol someday i will post old pic of me i used to be a cute twink

>>40503490
calm down bnwogooner

No tranny wants a moid to touch them. They only want their idea of a moid to touch them. Similar to those dudes who only jerk it to anime.

>>40501705
Hello

>>40503510
every man ive wanted to touch me ghosted or lost interest

dropping cinderblocks on kittens

>>40503509
According to polcels bnwo is when not racist

>>40503498
mm it can feel like that sometimes
idk what to say i wish i was straight but i just dont like men's bodies
besides everyone knows im a transbian so they dont waste much time giving me attention anyway
one time a chaser flirted so well with me i let him take it to dms...
... only to discover she was an undercover transbian lmao

>>40503468
That’s tough I’m sorry it’s a terrible feeling to feel
Just try to make it through and move on

>>40503520
that’s incredible, you didn’t even get catfished. you just created a transbian feedback loop. nature healing itself in real time

>>40503510
i was literally imagining #him hugging and holding me a few minutes ago

Hello guys

>>40503518
Dropping you off a building

>>40503541
Hi

>>40503518
What if you let go of your need to be hated

>>40503461
Okay but after I do I'm going to take you to the park and we'll get ice cream.

what are trannie sex apps grinder and taime?

>>40503520
>undercover transbian
grim stuff

>>40503547
bad things would happen

>>40503518
Dropping you on my penis

Moids... a bed shitting transbian is too good for us... it's over...

so let me get this straight, sarah only likes cis women and other trannies? how does she deal with the dick on the tranny if she doesn't like it
?

>>40503567
Here is the biggest red pill on the board. Dick is not inherently gendered and it's okay to like gock or mock.

Shart on sheets.... sarahbenchods..... not like this sirs..

>>40503475
am i hideous? why did nobody reply :c

>>40503460
>do you have any idea why that might be?
>not white
extremely noticeable here because most attractive transwomen ive seen on the app are white or asian. both groups tend to prefer white
>not hung
self explanatory
>not a beautiful femboy (for femme appeal) or muscle chad (for dom appeal), just average body with some muscle def
these appear to be the biggest issues.

>no not at all
nice, it's something I guess.

>but i don't like seeing their bodies and faces
does your profile make that clear? desu, i'd be a bit frustrated if i'm trying to meet and there are people on there with no intention to whatsoever. it's easier to talk about variations of food once you've got past the starving stage. I'm still starving.

also what is up with transwomen that only top other transwomen/femme but then only bottom for men? it sticks out to me a lot because an equal sexual relationship give and take both ways is honestly what I want the most

>>40503532
yeah
and man, if only you guys knew who that was
some of you would be heartbroken
btw i fully thought until we talked on discord that this was a man; im not completely off the table
i even developed a pretty intense crush on a guy once about a year and a half ago...
Then he ghosted me :(
also for anyone who cares i do find lesbian conversion pretty hot
js

>>40503582
No and just tired. How Are you?

i really wanna do coke again

Not to be random but I don't understand twinkchan at all sometimes yet I get the vibe that I would click insanely well with her if I could ever penetrate her defenses

>>40503475
Sexo etc.

>>40503585
damn, you’re speedrunning the chasergen experience: crushing on a guy, getting ghosted, and unlocking the lesbian conversion fetish all in one run

>>40503592
My wet dream is that twinkchan gets malware from the sharty and can never post here again.

>>40503590
no auntie don't do hard drugs

Not to be random but I don't understand shrimp cat at all sometimes yet I get the vibe that I would click insanely well with that animal if I could ever fry it some rice.

Crushes are bad don’t do it
All feelings are bad

>>40503618
This don't mean nothing to me man. I'm a demon. Never cared, never will.

>>40503592
it would have been easy back when I had a disc for that
now I’m forever a lone wolf it seems…

>>40503618
I thought I was over crushes but it turns out I wasn't and now I'm over here dooming alone on a friday night

>>40503622
Hell yes that’s the correct way

>>40503630
On and off the court. Straight fundamentals. No funny business. This shit ain't nothing to me man.

>>40503612
it makes me feel not worthless and pretty good about myself tho

>>40503510
i want a moid to touch me but only one specific one fuck all the rest of you guys

This is the internet, it is a silly place.

>>40503544
whag's up

>>40503628
Should have listened to my warnings. Having feelings is bad and ends up hurting

>>40503641
I don't believe you. I think this is all a front for gay tranny sexo.

>>40503641
Name and shame him

>>40503651
No much in in bed and using 4chandotorg
What up with you?

Slow Pulp and Feeble Little Horse type night
iykyk

>>40503664
all sexowith me is gay tranny sexo anon
>>40503666
no
>>40503679
not uch either i'm done work & just posting now. but the shed i post from has too many mosquitoes right now so i'm going to go nap, BYEBYE ANON

>>40503701
I like this. It's a shrimp cat cosplay. It's cool that this animal has become so famous.

>>40503395
Texas :3

>>40503490
He still hasn't responded either : (

>>40503712
More like texASS gottem.

>>40503567
>how does she deal with the dick on the tranny if she doesn't like it
simple
im a top
a bottom's penis is only for overstimulation with like a vibrator or something
maybe i could be convinced to stroke it if they make really cute noises when i do
but otherwise it's just a clit to me
the reason i said i liked straps not dicks is because that was in a context where i would be submissive
i dont really care for being penetrated by a penis, at least in concept
but i am a switch so if i was with a tranny who wanted me to try it then i would
>>40503580
lmao i thought everyone forgot about that
>>40503584
>both groups tend to prefer white
can't think why that would be, sorry
>>not hung
does that actually matter much to straight girls? are we really being size queens out here? im just asking cuz i srsly dont know
>just average body
well that's at least something you could change, if you wanted. more muscle definition is just hard work and gross shakes
>does your profile make that clear?
i dont remember i delete that app for months at a time
im pretty sure i said something like "looking for online only" and they still try to hook up so im betting it wouldn't make much difference if i did
i definitely put "bottom" and still get dudes that beg me to fuck the so i think bronya's right and men just can't read
>also what is up with transwomen that only top other transwomen/femme but then only bottom for men?
bottoming is feminine and topping is masculine idk what else to say
yes i realize that has implications for me
it's also just really hard to take a man seriously as a dom/top after you've had your dick in his ass, id imagine. and a tranny will always want that from a man, even if she's willing to also put up with him being a bottom
>it sticks out to me a lot because an equal sexual relationship give and take both ways is honestly what I want the most
ive met maybe one or two trannies that would be okay with that. one of them prefers that actually

>>40503726
I'm not reading all of that

>>40503711
shrat became a reality

>>40503475
It's you <3. Missed and loved you vani <3

>>40503712
What are your thoughts on the PNW?

use me. its all I'm good for

>>40503724
Hopefully he's seen it and it helps him heal but he's just not in a place to respond to it

>>40503737
Are you implying that this animal, the shrimp cat not the "shrat", was ever fake?

All the people who said don't fuck with trips may have had a point in retrospect

>>40503759
he was part of a dimensional merge, like nelson mandela

>>40503762
why

>>40503603
>the chasergen experience
actually i met Mark on reddit
he dm'd me after i posted on transpassing and he was funny and charming and so, so nice...
i think he was reasonably attractive, too, but it just didn't do anything for me
>>40503625
make a new one you silly little pup
>>40503735
you probably shouldn't unless one of them is a direct reply to you
i cant imagine anyone else cares
>>40503750
no it isn't nonny
you matter
unless this is a kink thing then nvm do your thing

strimp tat

dead thread

>>40503762
Maybe I have had 0 luck with that

>>40503774
friday night all the chasers and trannies are partying and clubing out there

>>40503772
Every one of them was a reply to me. I am pulling the strings here. You are the puppet and I am the puppeteer.

>>40503770
This happened to me once but instead of something cool like nelson mandela it was just left and right being opposites. Now everyone calls me a retard but it was actually me slipping into an alternate reality.

>>40503784
friday night, they’re all out partying and i’m down here in my basement gym doing cardio like the socially maladjusted tank i am

>>40503762
idk about that
a lot of us are already in relationships but the ones that aren't should be fine
just know that if things end badly everyone tends to find out about it somehow
we have public identities and low thresholds for over sharing
>>40503786
oh yeah? make me punch myself in the face if you're so powerful

>>40503791
You shouldn't be doing cardio. You should be powerlifting and then eating a ton to maximize your girth.

>>40503794
You want to punch yourself already. You're just looking for an excuse. Help yourself. I am rick. you are morty. Know your place.

>>40503795
i’m already big, sitting at 227 right now, but i’m cuttingggggggg. can’t be the final boss if i don’t get the definitionnnnnnnnn

>>40503801
You need to gain. You need to be a walking girthquake.

>>40503739
<3 love u too anon

I will hit 300lbs soon
I will be unstoppable

>>40503771
Yeah I want to talk about it but it would be dumb
>>40503775
I had luck and now I don't
>>40503794
>the ones that aren't should be fine
>just know that if things end badly everyone tends to find out about it somehow
Idk how that's meant to help me. Yeah they'll be fine but I'm not

oop I said I wouldn't do this

HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT
https://files.catbox.moe/ou4j0u.mp4

>>40503804
don’t make me post my asscheeks, i’ll end the girthquake debate in one photo

>>40503807
You can go back if you want
>T. cheekily lost 220 lbs

>>40503798
man if you had just waited one more minute...
well it probably wouldn't be any more or less funny to you but i think it's funnier to imply you don't even need to nype anything you just have psychic powers
>>40503808
oh it's you
c'mon man that has nothing to do with it and you know that

>>40503809
You missed.

>>40503808
TALK ABOUT IT i want to know

>>40503808
I fumble everyone it’s what I do
Got to have your thing I guess
>>40503812
Big. Proud of you the 300 is a shitpost. I do want to hit 220 again myself tho but it will take a good wile

>>40503822
>oh it's you
>c'mon man that has nothing to do with it and you know that
I don't think you know anything about me unless she was secretly talking about me to everyone which I doubt
>>40503826
No

https://youtu.be/X1kaz1v124k?si=oGgCB9nj34i6L3Lm

Feck I'm tired

>>40503032
Oki, it's not done yet tho

>>40503811
You're a twig. The ground does not shake with your gait. People still dare make a sound in your presence. You need to bulk. You need to give them a reason to be afraid of your girth. They have to be unable to ignore it.

>>40503823
no i didn't i hit myself square in the cheek
it hurt, too, you can tell by the sound

>>40503835
You missed.

>>40503750
Let’s chat, babe.

>>40503832
BASED AF CHICKEN THIGH ENJOYER
Gonna play that link after this Feeble Little Horse album ends
You're cool, rosewood

>>40503831
oh then it's not you
you just have the same morose aura
>>40503836
i'll show you the bruise tomorrow asshole i never miss

bald men make my gock so hard

>>40503833
you wanted proof? fine. behold: the seismic event

>>40503850
Hank hill looking ass. Gain a hundred pounds and get back to me.

>>40503844
Rude.

>>40503855
say that again while staring directly into these cheeks and tell me they don’t have propane power

lowkey if people were mistaking me for the dude i'd probably take that as a sign to book a psychiatrist appointment ASAP

No foil :/ hopefully the internet didn't lead me a stray

>>40503843
It's just a little clip from koth. It smells gud. And ty

>>40503861
People used to mistake me for frogposter all the time. Really got my ass into gear, hasn't happened in over a year

starting a group ironman w my friends :P

>>40503861
Rude but true

>>40503858
Propane power is why hank had such a negative ass that he needed a prosthetic. He has diminished glutes.

>>40503856
well you're being rude! i hurt myself to make a joke with you and all you can say is it's not good enough!
you didn't even laugh!
if you wanted me to hit somewhere else you should have been more specific - face is face!

>>40503876
good thing mine are on propane power too, except these glutes are max output. OSHA would make me register them as industrial equipment

>>40503886
You're a hundred pounds too light for that.

>>40503871
no rudeness intended the lugubriosity just overwhelms

>>40503865
a real story of courage and triumph

I want to suck his balls

She'll probably never talk to me again. Or, he. Idk.
It's confusing
I miss them a lot

>>40503893
nah bro, been there, carried that. not trying live life as a walking beanbag ever again

>>40503882
He told you to hit yourself. I pointed out that you missed.

>>40503903
You sicken me.

>>40503907
good. i’ll use your disgust as my pre-workout and get even leaner out of spite

>>40503905
I DID NOT MISS DO YOU NOT SEE AND HEAR THE IMPACT UR PISSIN ME OFF

>>40503911
You're only hurting yourself. Your mistakes do not diminish my girth.

>>40503895
True. I just usually don’t get spotted when I’m happy or and simple just not here
It seems worse than it is I think

>>40503914
You missed.

>>40503915
maybe so, but at least my mistakes can still fit through a doorway without turning sideways

I hope to one day not fit through the doorway. I must be huge

>>40503922
Why are you saying this like it's a good thing?

>>40503868
Make a hardcore group so your friends can get mad at whoever dies first

>>40503928
This is based. People like us force the world to conform to us. The world submits itself to our mass and changes to better suit us.

>>40503931
you’re right, it’s a tragedy. i’ll change my ways, become 400 pounds again, and walk into a room triggering both a structural engineer and a seismologist at the same time

>>40503919
AGHHHHHH
NO U!!!¡!¡
>>40503232
sorry i didnt see this until just now
im doing that because this was a transpassing post where i was asking about my hairline
so i had my hair in such a way that my hairline would be clearly visible
i just feel like it's somehow also the best my face has ever looked in a photo, so i put it in passgen and chasergen and it got saved for the tierlist
ig chasers agree that all other pictures of me are worse idk

>>40503940
I have a long ways to go tho I need to start blasting test. Im only slightly above average size

Eat more. Lift more.

>>40503943
Finally you've seen the light.

>>40503958
Why are you turning your trip off, what are you trying to hide

>>40503963
Based

>>40503962
You can start by eating a bag of cheetos and washing them down with a gallon of milk

>>40503963
I need to keep cutting though, I'm 28 BMI

>>40503964
yeah, soon the only light i’ll see is the fridge bulb at 3 AM right before my gravitational pull collapses the kitchen into a new celestial body

>>40503958
fug forgot trip
>>40503965
i post with it off in cisfcg because Im embarrassed to show my gross face in there

Nice. Tastes good

>>40503981
This looks like it would be good with rice

>>40503259
HELL NO

Tranners where to buy lingerie for my agp gf

>>40503519
yes :3

>>40503984
I don't doubt it but anon told me baked potato and I already have it in the oven. I'll prolly make rice for it tomorrow. I'll have some leftovers for sure

>>40503841
there was a bird outside whistling a song and i was like "that sounds like wulfim spiddoes" lmao


>>40502979 (OP)
no, no.

>>40503868
Based... osrs or rs3?

>>40503990
kys too

>>40503971
If I just wanted to be fat I could hit 300 fast. I need to still look ok

All those losing weight keep it up you're doing wonderful we all believe in you, cure that fatness

>>40503998
I just serve most things with rice. I really like it.

>>40504016
Same desu, it really brings a meal together and it's super easy and relatively fast to make

>>40504016
Potatoes are a better calorie ratio

>>40503987
should I expose myself like this...
fuck it
if she's REALLY agp like I used to be, then: https://www.glamourboutique.com/

>>40504023
Not as tasty though

>>40504022
And rice just soaks up any juices from the plate so you dont waste any flavors.

Lmao she does look like joe Swanson

>>40503987
I got skims lingerie and I think it looks really slutty and good but I haven’t gotten a second opinion from a man yet

>>40504026
That's way way to AGP she has a good figure I can't but her fucking cd clothes wtf Sarah

It's not fucking fair. It was real, it shouldn't have ended so suddenly like it did

>>40504039
idk where else to get something explicitly agp
if you just want lingerie in general you can just google that
>>40504032
no it's Weird Al, actually
i seriously think i look a lot like Weird Al it's crazy

>>40504004
osrs
>>40503934
we have someone whos never played b4 and my main is only 1750 total w 200m bank so like im not that good either

>>40504027
>And rice just soaks up any juices
God that's the best part desu. I make a baked tomato chicken sometimes and when the rice mixes with the tomato sauce and chicken juices it's just divine

>>40504051
Iron is fun tho. I just started one and its a fun way to play

>>40504034
This place looks good ty!!!

>>40504051
Awww rs3 is fun too, hope yous have fun on osrs though! Gonna make an iron there too soon

Rose is such wife material holy hell

>>40504063
saved

>>40504067
What does she look like tho

>>40504067
She is
>>40504075
Cute

>>40504000
ohims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40503772
people hated me on the discy
it’s best erased

>>40504097
i have only heard people say exactly the opposite of that
think this one's all in your head, twinkchvd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4wOqhVupY
>Joe's CIA handler thinks it's China
Definitely Israel

>>40504104
these are all lies meant to get inside my head and hurt my feelings

>>40504058
I like to make a specific mushroom cream sauce, sear off a hamburger patty and then roast it in the sauce, then put it over rice. It's culinary blasphemy but I like it.

>>40503162
You look like Devon laratt

>>40502979 (OP)
ill fuck both
im literally masturbate sometime on my mirror reflection

>>40504120
Nah I'd still take you out for a fine spaghetti meal

tfw no blushy crushy tranner gf

https://youtu.be/w2iKNZGOD1k?si=0zIwpCd1pn_HFh2M

>>40504067
id like to think in another universe where im cis i woulda been
>>40504075
like picrel
>>40504123
love these sm. ty shirmpy :)
>>40504129
sounds nice :) id try it and prolly enjoy it. i like burger and have had it with rice more than id like to admit lol. with a muchroom sauce sounds amazing. very yum

sup chasergay, have a clown girl

>>40504120
you are withholding your one-conversation-every-two-months privileges from me

>>40504187
Wow...

Tranner gf who paints my breast red and pastes feathers to me so I can be a robin in the spring festival

>>40504188
>armpit tattoos
That almost makes me gag when thinking of how painful and irritating that must have been.

Isn't it so fucking stupid how dudes are insecure about liking trans women
Like who fucking cares
Why are we so deeply judged for it
Even they think we're fucking gay and weird for it
It's all so odd

>>40504188
Link me some good asmr, need a rec

>>40504187
I'll send you the recipe some time.

>>40504200
But even the trannies hate us for liking them

>>40504200
I dont like them anymore. Im gay now

Why the fuck i was born in a country where being a chaser is unicorn hunter typa shit and even when i accidentally found le heckin passin qt she offd herself from the internet and prolly 41%d (i hope not of course)
Im seething so hard right now i wanna pop benzos, chug a redbull and smoke a pack of cigs to forget everything fuuuuck

>>40504222
That's chill. I'm gay for dudes sometimes but I still mostly prefer women
This makes a lot of them wig the fuck out and discount me howeverbeit

>>40504224
name of the country?

>>40504222
Based

It's so fucking difficult to find trans women in my age range. I'm about to call it quits and start going for cis women.

>>40504228
Steve

>>40504200
> Ohh you like women with big titties you fucking weirdo you only like me cuz of my tits how could you dehumanize me like this
With this kind of logic tgirls successfully prove that theyre indeed real women

>>40504231
why do you prefer trans woman

>>40504228
#1 exporter of fpv drone snuff movies

>>40504239
Nothing convinced me of how valid trannies are like the stupid shit I‘ve had to put up with dating them

>>40504246
Disc of the country?

>>40504226
>>40504230
We dont need women we have us dudes

>>40504200
I've lost long time friends because of that judgement. It hurt, but, were they ever really friends if they drop you over loving someone? Nope. Fuck em.

>>40504242
Oh boy, this question. There's no preference. I'm attracted to femininity, be it in someone AMAB or AFAB.

>>40504154
how about pizza aand spageti……??

2SAD
2SLEEP

>>40504202
amy kay asmr:
>grunge girl gets something out of your eye (pic related)
https://youtu.be/VSfll8JB-rc
>robot overlords inspect you
https://youtu.be/JRdTxJa8w6M
>tiefling shows you magic spells (cosplay)
https://youtu.be/MM3wyLp_Ijg

goodnight moon:
>unintelligible rainy night whispering
https://youtu.be/TJPhZgHUiGU
>hair play and rambles
https://youtu.be/dmqifEw4EoM
>cranial nerve examination
https://youtu.be/RWFfKXBFjT0
>chiropractor roleplay (i play this one when my back hurts)
https://youtu.be/orxvTsPW10k
>glasses fitting
https://youtu.be/Uq-TffHkCcc

sarah lavender asmr:
>moody art student draws you
https://youtu.be/gD2E_vETSKo

latte asmr:
>robot cleaning lady (you are the robot)
https://youtu.be/gtS58bQjAjM
>yeti hair salon (you are the yeti)
https://youtu.be/p-qb5J1VXBY

bluewhisper:
>opening pokemon cards
https://youtu.be/94xQYmAWw78
https://youtu.be/4vmdmWHN0_8
https://youtu.be/RuhzAGWpo5o
>taking care of you in bed
https://youtu.be/WqStAeET9kw

all these are from my bookmarked favorites over the years

>>40504275
Why are you sad, anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46MX865h-kY
They liked this rec
Feelin it

>>40504242
I love that I've been asked this question by EVERY trans woman I've dated.

>>40504275
Dm me

>>40504295
IF YOU LIKE ME YOU'RE GAY
GAY BOY ALERT

>>40504242
This bitch is spiraling

>>40504242
Would you like me if I were a worm?

im sorry none of them are sexual

>>40504290
>no alwaysslightlysleeply
Disappointed in u
Shitpostin but about to deepdive this all

>>40504307
I'm not interested then

I wanna play metal gear again, that game was pretty damn good

would you still love me if I was a wolf?

>>40504307
Sexual """asmr""" belongs in the gulags
Asmr that includes face is already pushing it
The purest stuff is just noises

>>40504300
Pretty much. Definitely an interesting way to start first dates.

Clicker training hypnosis asmr

>>40504315
I don't even love you now babe.
>>40504314
Kept you waitin' huh?

>>40504315
I don't love you now so prolly not tortillachan

My ASMR bookmark folder has a couple hundred vids. They're sounds, not roleplay or talking. Cork scratching is the best sound.

>>40504315
Yes

>>40504319
You wouldn't touch a girl's penis would you anon?

>>40503742
I’d like to move there if the opportunity arose (:

I didn’t want to hear your responses

>>40504315
Yes, and I'd find a way to either bring you back to normal or a way to keep you alive forever.

>>40504310
she's actually the most recent addition to this list ive got funny enough
i just didn't include her because i don't like her recent stuff, it feels like she's leaning coomer-catering-y
>>40504316
i like face a lot because my favorites are roleplays of stuff like repairing you as a robot or being at a salon or going to a medical exam, lots of times the immersion of the costume and stuff helps me
also visual triggers with stuff like plucking and tapping are important to me
different preferences from person to person i reckon
>>40504313
explode now and rot in hell, soulless coomer

>>40504339
Then why'd you ask dumb bitch

Chat is this an autistic way to sit or a bisexual way to sit in a chair ;0

https://youtu.be/NpwW6WxXMyc?si=z35fU5cvZZbRJHYY

meal done and plated! i got lazy and just made a quick salad with some spinach mix and a carrot. im proud of this one
>>40504191
:)
>>40504204
pls do and pics if you have em! i like food pics. that one you sent recently looked real gud c: i know it wasnt yur cooking but still. i really enjoy quaint shit like that

>>40504349
I came to this earlier jsyk

>>40504348
I was just doing a little meme….,,.,

>>40504356
Did u post proof? If not imma need u to do it again just to verify ^~^

>>40504357
I love you

>>40504350
I may make some of my mushroom themed blasphemy next time I get a day off then.

>>40504349
Im sitting th same way. But im bi and autistic so idk

>>40504357
I wanna kiss its little forehead and assure the kitty

>>40504368
Oh. So I’m both ._.

>>40504357
this photo makes me very sad

>>40504335
It tends to be asked in a passing manner. Like asking why I swiped right on her, asking about previous dates etc.. My personal favorite is when I was asked right off the bat if I'm actually OK with hanging out with her in public.

To answer your question, no. I'm not interested in dick. If I was, I'd date men.

>>40504374
It's ai slop

>>40504357
Me every birthday

>>40504361
LIES
>>40504371
>>40504374
dw it’s not real
but this is

>>40504366
nice :)

>>40504382
I guess you need to add water to make it grow.

>>40504382
I would buy this product <3

>>40504372
Idk maybe. I didn’t have to show my autistic card to he allowed to sit that way

>>40504379
oh good thank you
i boomered it and didn't notice

i think it doesn't matter what person has in their pants penis vulva etc
only matter how person fits with you

>>40504400
This is the truth

>>40504400
Well said.

>>40504325
My favorites are all about the sounds. Top faves are mortar and pestle and machete sharpening. Deep bassy scraping sounds

girlpenis >.<

https://youtu.be/n2MtEsrcTTs?si=493dwhvg4JEKp4MG

tfw i have to wake up for work in 3 hours

>>40504422
I could rock you gently to sleep

>>40504422
A mimir.

>>40504419
Shh. We're not allowed to discuss that.

>>40504422
Goodluck and goodnight rose

>>40504436
Yeah you are you just can't be a guy

>>40504422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCqgHLX8Ys

Just get an orchi if you don't want anyone touching it. It can't get hard if you cut your balls off

>>40504271
Spaghetti pizza?

>>40504419
Genis

>>40504419
I prefer a muscular meatrod personally
o////o

>>40504452
Pearl

>>40504412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Se1GisOPo&t=1617s

chasers have small rocks with strange properties inside their lungs that make them become chasers
god told me this
i want to dissect a chaser to locate, extract and study the rocks

perhaps i'll get a chance to do a complete vivisection and see if other gampolith deposits can be found throughout the chaser's body

>>40504448
piksha pleas

>>40504464
You can cut me open as long as you promise to kill me fast

>>40504458
um askshually penises don't have muscle

>>40504464
Pichu I want to explode your ass like Dr. Manhattan frfr.

>>40504469
I hope that cat is named Caesar

>>40504464
I volunteer to be dissected alive

>>40504464
I have a lot of small rocks
But they're not inside my lungs
They're part of a nebulous crystal/mineral collection that was more maintained in childhood and kind of left behind that still lingers around
If you want to assign meaning to all the agate and quartz etc to my organs and parts then go right ahead

The future is women with penises, chuds.
And it's beautiful.

>>40504476
Then what‘s the cock curling machine at the gym for huh

https://youtu.be/KNIZofPB8ZM?si=CZ-nh9aQ_XrDuc70

>>40504433
thatd be nice. to feel safe in someones arms <3. ill try to imagine thta when i fall asleep
>>40504434
the god?
>>40504438
tyty! im sure ill be fine ive done worse :p ive been rawdoggin it too. no caffeine and ive been hella sticking to it. mid day naps have really helped
>>40504446
just gonna finish my food, put it away, put some king of the hill on and head to sleep :)

I'm full of organs :)

>>40504478
what
i get the reference but is this "i want to kill you" or "i want to fuck you"
>>40504482
>>40504475
good good ive noted you both down as volunteers
your request for fast death will probably be rejected.
>>40504484
inhale them all

>>40504494
That's offal

I probably have organs but I never actually checked so I'm just assuming.

>>40504464
Come to bed wifey it's late

>>40504499
Hehehe

my organs hurt a lot today it's my kidney

>>40504498
>probably be rejected
Ok nvm stay away from my rocks

>>40504504
im really warm and overheating tonight
can we cuddle with the ice packs again

>>40504492
I thought that's what women were for

>>40504498
>going to pound town with pichu
>in her ass
>she screams "DO IT" and then I ejaculate and pichu explodes in a cumsplosion like some shit off the Boyz
Hire me Amazon, you bigots.

I thought when I was a kid that I didn't have organs and I was actually a robot

>>40504510
Sure I'll grab them and meet you in bed

>>40504507
What would a haruspex say I wonder

>>40504492
having a cock curling machine in a public gym would be fucking vile

>>40504498
This picture is so real

Cockvoring my local Huss Tuss.

i think im intersex and have funky oddball ovaries

Do the microorganisms that live within my organs have their own organs? I might have millions of organs.

>>40504481
his name is michi until proven otherwise

>>40504530
Organelles

>>40504530
They have organelles

https://youtu.be/3vlAdMeZSfw?si=B_SnXZWzVKwSQHZ9

yall eat the skin in a potato? i like it

>>40504512
I already got in big trouble with the Anytime Fitness staff for trying to use one of the women as a cock buffing machine even though that was clearly not in the rules that they aren‘t equipment.

I have millions of organelles. Are you jealous? you should be. Organlets not even organmaxxing.

>>40504539
Of course is good

>>40504530
We're a conglomerate of cells that live and die and regenerate and shit. Literally ship of thesius ass motherfuckers. But yeah cells have organelles and the mitochondria is the fuckin powerhouse of the cell.

Still contemplating a public revealing crashout
Don't think I'm there yet

>>40504526
ngmi

>>40504535
Little Michi's famous slogan, "Spaghetti. Spaghetti."

>>40504539
always, potato skin is the best part of the potato
from boiled to baked to roasted to potatosaladed to french friesed it's the best no matter how it's prepared

Twinkchan this remninded me of you
https://www.tiktok.com/@zoology3.0/video/7530027848506068246?_r=1&_t=ZM-8yLIb2f1hWI

>>40504551
Public like embarrassing blogposts or real public

>>40504551
Why tho?

Pichu some of these are sexual

is it presumptuous for a tranneroid to wonder if it's intersex or not

>>40504556
sketti sketti

>>40504568
All roads lead to futa, Arisen.

>>40504568
They all want to be. You actually might be though

>>40504567
none of the ones i linked are sexual! or if they are then the sexualness of them went over my head
which ones

Pretending to be pichu‘s doctor and bargaining the results she wants for sexual favors

>>40504555
That pre-workout wouldn't work on me because I am already a sex offender
Also I don't buy fair trade products on principle

>>40504579
You a little husky

>>40504568
Yeah
"ooooh i must be innersex im sooo xxy" is very trancoper
You can just be trans you don't need to be biologically validated. Most xxy claimers were never karyotyped anyway

>>40504584
Thank you.

Why can't you fags be intersex like my japanese doujins?

>>40504593
Sorry I'm just a man

>>40504546
mine was nicce and crispy today. :)
>>40504557
so based as per usual pich, so many people like to take if off. its just wrong to. well ig not in all cases but still its very very yum

>>40504593
I don’t think I’m intersex, just a bit of autoimmune issues

>>40504585
ive spent a good amount of time pondering what it actually means to be intersex and to learn it post-transition. it's an intangible benefit, so what does it actually change? would i feel more valid as a woman, and if so why? *should* i feel more valid for something i didn't decide on and don't control? would i lose connection to the trans world, and would that benefit me or harm me?
in the end getting karyotyped feels like a huge waste of time, effort, and money.
>>40504582
i would want truth.

>>40504615
The truth is that I think you are beautiful.

>>40504620
youre sweet. the negging anon must be too asleep to counter with that photo of me crying after the piercings with a big swollen nose from last sunday

https://youtu.be/n03fU07Fw_U?si=9n_YpFdiP5HKCv-C

ok well i must sleep gn everyone!

>>40504615
I can give you that for sexual favors too.

>>40504629
Goodnight, sweet dreams.

>>40504627
You got more piercings?

>>40504627
Crying girls are hot though

>>40504629
Goodnight sleep well

Ibisher deeim playimenttoe viddoeable graimicalims matoeable howimisty issry ittoes geeims

>>40504634
ya, i got weird high nostril piercings
next up is centered eyebrow piercings

>>40504645
Very cool. I'm not a fan of centered eyebrows but you do whatever makes you happy.

>>40504645
can you face edit yourself again

>>40504644
Hello wulfim speedoes what game are you playing mate

>>40504657
yeah

>>40504636
I cry a lot :o does that make me prettier

>>40504464
>gampolith
lmao

>>40504688
I love her

>>40504711
im glad you like the result of three filtering apps used in sequence
we're all very fucked btw

>>40504697
Yes (show me)

>>40504680
abiottoe facttoeable withintee frienddoeables matoeable absoluerly soim howimisty yeeims deeim

if i ever get a bridge piercing please mercy kill me. something else has taken over and im not me if i get a bridge piercing
anyhoo filtering my pics is fun but it's got me thinking about instagram's impossible beauty standards and the prevalence of filters in practically all forms of media these days and that's too depressing to stay awake thinking about. so goodbye night

>>40504697
It's hotter when she cries
(for sexual purposes only)

>>40504732
That’s a bit personal.. can I show u on our first date instead >~<

>>40504766
The benefits of having a sensitive gag reflex ig ^~^

>>40504756
What is prevalent in "media" is irrelevant. Real life is still real life. Stop consuming media and it stops having power.

>>40503840
ok, what about?
>>40503841
me

>>40504787
yeeims tee yeeims trimenttoeable beeims mimery absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40504787
I fucking love Finland

>>40504756
'nite pich

>>40504784
o-oh... I meant like I would tease you until you started crying and then I would comfort you(sexually)
But that works too... haha...

>>40504776
Fine but I‘m gonna try and make it happen by taking you to Hardee‘s and pressuring you to put out in the Hardee’s parking lot

>>40504786
well, obviously
but i don't go out much so most faces i see these days are on social media or work meetings.
even the c-suite execs at my work filter their faces with ai zoom filters in meetings
>>40504802
gnini sarah

>>40504820
even the 50 year old balding men? nah

>>40504820
Lol business is such a mockery of life

>>40504824
especially the older men, regardless of hair status but including balding ones
they're precisely the ones i had in mind. our chief operations officer has the filters cranked to the maximum

>>40504820
Sounds like a self imposed problem that doesn't really apply to most people. You don't need to worry about the overarching ramifications on society for something you as an individual are doing to yourself. Most of us go outside every day. We stay grounded.

>>40504834
this wasn't presented as a problem i needed someone to solve for me
ive got a good grasp on the situation, it's ramifications, how it affects me and how to mitigate it. i just said it's depressing to think about the social media landscape. i don't need and didn't ask you to try and "fix" this for me

>>40504833
Is this what they look like
why the fuck are they filtering their faces of all people

>>40504834
>Most of us go outside every day. We stay grounded.

>>40504800
yea, I love Scandinavian countries, theyre so beutiful and cold, dreary weather is my favorite. My dream place to live would be either the UK (unfortunately it sucks) or one of those countries.

unfortunately, I'm American, so the best I can hope for is Michigan

>>40504841
I have no interest in fixing anyone. You post, I post. This is a forum, I replied with my thoughts.

do tranners like the smell of chaser cock?

Twinkchan hates me

>>40504809
I’m going to respond by saying car sex is uncomfy and I literally have a bed like what are we doing in a car? And also only order curly fries

>>40504910
I‘m going to respond by stealing your mattress

>>40504917
That’s mean I’m broke and it was like 500$ u wouldn’t make me sleep on the floor >~<

Floor sleeping is based.

>>40504950
I sleep on a shikibuton on a tatami mat and its very comfy :3

>>40504967
That's awesome. Is the tatami mat embedded into your floor or raised up?

Resisting the urge to write baitposts

>>40504978
Here's your complimentary (You) substitute. Consider this a victory.

goodnight chasergens

>>40504997
Goodnight my wife

>>40504999
bah

>>40504997
dreaimicalim offerish beautiflim matoeable anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

>>40505069
>dream of beautiful (something) and (something something something)
thanks I guess probably

>>40505080
plssry deeim nottoe translattoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40505101
you can be a fun puzzle sometimes wulfim. do you write this stuff out yourself or is it automated in some way?

>>40505117
deeim yeeims considdoeable tee computtoeable tee beeim auttoeable matoeable

>>40505127
I mean like are you personally typing your messages or do you have a program that translates english words to spiddese?

>>40505137
Ibisher writtoeable matoeable

>>40505144
WHAT DOES MAATOEABLE MEAN

I'm making a wulfim dictionary. someday I will understand

>>40505158
simperish unddoestanddoeable yeeims selfferish matoeable absoluerly soim

hi guys

>>40505211
hemloperable matoeable Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40505212
hi dr spiddoes how are you?

>>40505222
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

well goony

meow

Good morning cg.
I dreamt i was hugging someone who loved me, then couldn't fall back asleep.
How are the rest of you doing?

Hello is everyone asleep

>>40505516
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim Ibisher deeim wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims anddoes Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40505518
yishuim matoeable Ibisher wishim fer yeeims smilim absoluerly soim

>>40505533
Hope you're doing well wulfim, what are your plans for today?

>>40505553
Ibisher shallry grettoeable allim tee thimggoeables Ibisher shallry wishim fer matoeable absoluerly soim matoeable buttoes Ibisher wellertims matoeable thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim Ibisher shallry wishim yeeims abisher beautiflim wayimenttoe absoluerly soim

>>40505533
I think i'm a bit too early to be able to read you, i'm sorry mate absolutely so. Nice to see you're still able to access the site though i heard brit anons were at risk of extinction.

>>40505591
weeim yettoeable tee seeim matoeable buttoes Ibisher surim iffery anyish wishim tee finddoeable mimery theyimisty shallry deeim absoluerly soim matoeable

im intersex between man... and something more wild... something stronger... somethig more beastly

>>40505647
A man and a cow?