Thread 40630472

QOTT do you keep any lists

>>40626247 (prev)

And then I go and spoil it all
By saying somethin' stupid like, "I love (You)"

i have a list in my notes app of collected reviews and anecdotes on each nearby psychiatric care unit if that counts

>>40630510
lol

>>40630478
i'm laying en bed & i'm eating cherries
>>40630493
based!

>>40630472 (OP)
yeah but they are secret

>>40630499
still listening to Sinatra?

>>40630472 (OP)
i have amazon lists

>>40630472 (OP)
i have a list of groceries

>>40630543
are you a tranner

how do i get a chaser to buy me that dior foundation stick all the rich girls have. im cute enough to have dior makeup right

yes I'm a big autist I have so many lists

>>40630499
(You)

should i… you know?

>>40630581
post your stalker list you know the one.

>>40630580
The fenty one is $20 less and just as good

>>40630564
yes

do chasers say the n word often?

you need to talk to your doctor

>>40630601
Probably

>>40630608
is it rly.... taking notes the shade match will probably b better too
>>40630611
yea its rly hot

>>40630472 (OP)
I keep many lists, which is normal and not autistic

>>40630611
they only do online lol

>>40630627
You just pay more money for Dior because it uses iris oil instead of murumuru

>>40630628
That is a really good habit to keep

>>40630533
maraschino?

>>40630612
>>40630613
okay

>>40630489
Getting weaker.

oh I also have my checklist for playing the original twewy it's still WIP so it's not publicly available but

>>40630628
villagers you what? what did you do to zell????

>>40630610
now you’re on my list

which chaser has the warmest mancunny

>>40630668
the nordic ones

>>40630628
you are one of the cutest

>>40630677
thats ideal ive been watching a lot of redpill hypno i worship nazi cock now

>>40630668
Nils.

all I’m saying is don’t even try to pretend it doesn’t feel good when I kiss it that doesn’t make you less valid that it feels nice and I don’t mind doing it I even like it

>>40630542
heck ya
the fat italian guy at work is very pleased with me

>>40630694
>

>>40630666
animal crossing villagers I’ve met :)
>>40630681
no way! Ty tho!

>>40630667
thats scary!!

>>40630611
The cringe ones do, and they're often the ones that become the tranners that do

>>40630472 (OP)
I have super add so I keep list, and list to remind me to look at list, and list about list.

>>40630581
We twins
>>40630611
Every 3 days
>>40630668
We should test this and make a list

>>40630727
ive never heard a transbian say the n word. ive heard a lot of straight trans women and chasers say it

my chiggas (chasers)

I have a penis :((((

>>40630732
i have a meat thermometer lets do some fucking damage

>>40630727
You're not paying attention then

i am NOT going to bpd at my friend for ignoring me

>>40630705
what is the goofy collage would you happen to be an overweight psych ward inmate with piggy eyes greasy brown hair the appearance of always being moist and go by the aliases of kaylee and kaliaura

>>40630755
I'm proud of you!

>>40630744
haha, that's cool. Me too!

>>40630694
amen brother

i hate homos

>>40630735
>>40630754
meant to reply to this

>>40630744
i see. and how long have these symptoms been presenting

I don't think I'll ever find love :) my best friend and I are both straight but we vowed to become spinsters together if we didnt end up finding boyfriends by the end of the year. Unfortunately they are no longer a themcel and have gotten a boyfriend.im happy for them but I'm sad for myself. oughhh I'm gonna end up so alone and old

>>40630785
Come talk about it on my podcast. Come debate me about this on my podcast
>>40630787
thts true im not paying attention at all i have two youtube videos playing and im fingering myself

>>40630744
same here

>>40630785
(You)

>>40630735
transbians are ex-performative males

tearing chaser foreskin

>>40630805
what are u talkig about. who cares. stop being a retard

>>40630792
are you fat

>>40630812
I love rough sex

>>40630812
You stop that right now!

Wolfchan

>>40630800
it’s not up for debate

>>40630801
do chasers actually want to frot with trannies?

>>40630812
jokes on you I don’t have any

>>40630833
Sure, why not if it gets us both off

>>40630834
are u jewish

>>40630744
Same. We have so much in common we should date
>>40630750
Ok but be gentle

>>40630790
I had a racist dog

>>40630816
? no I look great all my problems are of my own invention, honestly.

>>40630833
if she is into it I am down

NEED a chaser to slobber on my g*ck

>>40630854
to elaborate I'm just horribly traumatized from my life and very anxious. I don't really look anymore. Not for a while because I don't plan on staying where I am.

tranner penises are so delicate. you have to be very gentle with them. or so I'm told

>>40630833
I don't mind, if they like it i'm down.

>>40630871
No. Backhand them

lady behind me in line has the worst breath i ever did smelt and i’m not even facing her.
guess the race

>>40630871
mangling my tranner's delicate flower penis

>>40630871
trvke
>>40630812
farming in chaser foreskin and tying it up like a bag of wind.

>>40630888
that’s considered really rude

>>40630891
(You)

imagine being a cis woman and your ex becomes a chaser, rough

>>40630891
Jim going to keep a list and rank your post. This is 3/mef

>>40630854
>>40630869
nice I like you

>>40630853
>racist dog
got so fucking hard my toes are starting to go necrotic from blood deprivation

>>40630904
She knows what she was getting into

>>40630899
why are (You) doing this to (Me)?
>>40630906
this stresses me out

>>40630898
I’m going trough my evil arc rn
>>40630904
Most of my exes know I like trans

>>40630917
you should do pcp

*SHHHHHLUUUHRP SCHLLLUUUURP SCHLOP SHHHHHHCHCHHHHHLORP*
*GICKGICKGICKGICK*
*UUUUUEAAHH.... UUUUUUUUUULLLLKYYYEAAHHHHKKKKK* <-- vomiting
*ptoooo KAAK KAK... ptooo* <-- getting the vomit out my mouth
^Me sucking gocky wocky until you nut so hard you white out

>>40630815
slur

of course I like her penis lol what dumbass question

>>40630926
Do u have some. Ill do anything for it. Whatever it takes

>>40630849
why do people assume you're jewish if you're circumcised? most christians and muslims get circumcised too and those those make up 300x the population of jews

Virgin chasers are just cuter

where are the australian chasers at
I've still never met one so I don't actually believe they're real

>>40630928
:c

>>40630940
virgin chaser to explore our bodies with me

>>40630940
I have only had sex w cis women if I have never pounded out a tranner (real and true sexual intercourse) can I still be considered a virgin

>>40630937
i'd prefer a jew to a muslim or circumcised american

>>40630941
the only one ive met in here was a real fuckin creep keep an eye out. im sure theres lots of nice ones tho theres good chasers everywhere!

>>40630917
Ok so I’m not sure if she non white women or just women in general ….
>>40630919
It’s a good list
>>40630940
I’m used up I guess

>>40630937
they really don't tho?

i think it's both bizarre and funny that the majority of chasers itt have never spoken to a tranny

>>40630941
please post a vocaroo

>>40630769
thank you

>>40630953
Youll always b a virgin to me
>>40630958
misogynist dog also hot but to a lesser extent. White women all look like men anyway
>>40630962
ive never spoken to one either thats why i relate to chasers more than other tranys

>>40630919
(You) know why. (You) want attention so (You) say dumb shit to get me to (You) (You)

do chasers heal tank or dps?

>>40630977
Would yo u (You) me also

>>40630940
virgin chaser: beautiful king who deserves the world
run-through chasers: ew go away you old whore

>>40630982
The best healers are ex DPS players

>>40630971
is that your way of rejecting me

>>40630982
Bruiser usually, sometimes dps or tank.

>>40630982
they’re all healsluts

>>40630648
I later plateaued at 40 seconds or so
>>40630962
Coconuts, I talked to like thirty trannies at a craft market recently. It was cute and I kissed one

>>40630982
they fuckin better heal or tank im not switching off dps for a faggot

>>40630961
over 80% of americans are circumcised while only 1% are jewish
>95% of africans are circumcised and I guarantee that's not because they're all jewish

>>40630982
If he doesn't tank, he's probably a pussy.

Are you ok with your height matched chaser or tranner size?

>>40630994
Idk... is it ;)

>>40630962
ironically trans women have been nice to me irl and have conveyed interest, but I always get caught off guard and fumble our interactions because I am a massive turbovirgin.

Sarah on her hetero experimentation arc yesssss

>>40631009
5'6 is 70th percentile?? im an orgre

>>40631009
i just cant see myself dating a 6'3 guy :/

>>40631009
Okay but this needs to be separated by demographics

>>40631023
wat

>>40631009
No I am not okay with this. 5'8 short king chasers MUST be matched with 6' tranners MINIMUM

>>40630977
i jus want to have fun conversations wif my thread frens :<

>>40631017
i literally dk but will assume yes
>>40631040
oh hey babe

>>40630971
I do t know because outside of my family, the only women she would interact with were Asian, black and Mexican and she didn’t like them

>>40630982
Tank or support. I find strategy more intresting than skill. Also I suck in general so

>>40631009
if this is true why is every woman I meet shorter than me?

Chaser who has a cross necklace

>>40631053
Then be interesting and nice and have interest in other people's interests like a normal human being.

>>40631043
>dating 6’ tranner
sounds good no wait sounds great
>>40631063
ayyyyyyy

>>40631009
...okay so where are the 6'6" chasers at then?

>>40631001
>americans
yeah most men aren't american or african tho are they

>>40631056
oh so ur just writing me off immediately.... fuck u you nevr loved me (#><)
>>40631058
what kind of dog
>>40631063
Larper

>>40631009
guy i like is 6'3 so sure

chasers what is your heritage?

>>40631009
I’m 6 2 and my dating height range has been 5 1-5 6.
Tall women are rare

Tranner that does her eyebrows and learns hair care for me <3

>>40631093
i already do that stuff!!! i did my eyebrows today!!!!!! tell me i did a goo djob

>>40630989
I've never done anything with a tranny

girls like gay guys but yet HATE when i’m fag
WHY
NOT FAIR

>>40631093
i am afraid of fucking my eyebrows up but they are blonde anyway

>>40631097
Good job puppy <333

Should I start lying and claiming I'm 5'11 instead of 6'3"? could I get away with 6'1"?

>>40631081
this is how it would go irl isnt it
>>40631103
if it helps I love that you’re a fag

>>40631056
uhm
hi?

>>40631107
hhhh i wasnt expecting an actual response... it caught me off guard... thank u anon

>>40631108
>ould I get away with 6'1"?
yes

>>40631093
I tweeze my eyebrows almost every night because I hate them

>>40631009
in another life maybe, my 6'3 man just isn't out there.

the dude is so lucky that he got to touch a black woman's hair without being racist

>>40631113
you’re looking great today

>>40631104
They grow back, it turns out. Plus you can learn about things like tinted brow gel or brow pencils to darken your current eyebrows so they're more visible and feminizing. Just obviously it requires some research and trial to figure out what shade would flatter you and not make you look like a clown

>>40631112
idk i dont rly go outside so much

>>40631009
my chaser is three inches shorter than my match!

>>40631120
And I've complimented you on them on passgen before because it's evident to me

>>40631128
>not make you look like a clown
this is my expectation i'm afraid. same with most lip sticks

>>40631124
Why is this a want?

>>40631143
You're never gonna get good at something without failing. Learn to accept it as part of the process, everyone else does.

You might not be my love, but, baby, I doubt it

>>40631146
it looks like it would feel nice to the touch. what can i say

>>40631120
keep them in good order, ma’am

the females will assault me if i do gay things

>>40631143
you're always gonna look like a clown at first thats just how it is with makeup! you have to adjust to the look of it on your face over time its just how it owrks. every single time i do my brows im convinced they look insane for the first like hour

I feel like eyebrows are really not that complicated or hard and you're all overstating it

>>40630962
tbf, I don't talk to many people.

Should I lie and say I'm 6'0 despite being 5'11?

>>40631172
they're MASSIVELY complicated they change the shape of your face so much even with tiny tweaks its really insane. brows are super super serious they're probably the hardest part of makeup imo

>>40631155
i am practicing and i like my eye makeup now but i don't want to wear some stuff outside where people can see me yet
>>40631170
i feel like feeling insane is normal i fear

brows are too easy

>>40631172
They're pretty easy to start, but there is a high ceiling to really good eyebrows actually. It's one of the most important features for feminizing or masculinizing a face, so it's important to get right.

Should i start lying

>>40631127
i haven't posted myself today
>>40631099
you're not a chaser. you're a woman.
keep saying you're a chaser, though, or i wouldn't be able to do things like point out that you are actually a bit of a whore
not old yet, though

>>40631165
he's 5'11. i think caring too much about physical traits like that is a roadblock to love. the cartoon is funny i love the new yorker

>>40631199
start?

>>40631199
>start
good one bronya

>>40631193
yea idk u gotta just wear that shit out who cares doing it constantly is the only way u get better

>>40631199
never stop lying. always keep them guessing!

i wish i had eyebrows

>>40631160
Are you an older white woman?

I say that because for some reason, older white women should often ask to tough, or just say “I love your hair” and just fucking touch my exes hair.

It was the weirdest fucking thing because it happend super often.

I just spent a few weeks making my eyebrows thinner and thiner until I was happy with them. I hate looking at old pics with my old eyebrows and I think it's the #1 thing I ever did to try to pass. more influential than hrt probably

>>40631210
>>40631211
Everything i say in this thread is 100% true
>>40631219
But lying is bad..

>>40631207
I feel confident assuming but I wouldn’t turn down being proven correct

>>40631193
and that's okay too, it's really really good that you're continuing to practice to get it right because it means once you finally do start going out with it you'll look incredible <3

>>40631224
it's okay sobe. you can have one of mine

>>40631224
draw them on. Goth girls and Latinas stay winning with this number one secret!

>>40631227
rime well spent but also striking eyebrows can be heart melting

>>40631225
no i'ma young white tranny which is why i know to keep it to myself

>>40631227
im gonna go tweeze mine extremely thin rn for no reason. skinny brows are just the best

>>40631230
that's a good fucking response i'll give you that

do you want to keep the natural arch on the top or the bottom generally?

>>40631249
tweeze out stray hairs on the top, thin from the bottom. never thin from the top

being old sucks

>>40631240
You can do it and not be weird, but when you are overly nice (like people would give us free shit and let us cut in line )
It can come off as get out feeling shit.

>>40631249
depends if you're trying to raise or lower the brow. i keep the natural shape of my upper brow more bcs i want to open up my eye contour cause i have teeny tiny eyes i hate and i want them to look big

>>40631232
i'm ok but thank you for the offer anon i appreciate it
>>40631236
it'd look dumb i think. i'm too blonde. also i just stared at myself in the mirror for too long & noticed my lips are asymmetrical so it's time now for me to be insecure about that for ever

>>40631249
Top. Bottom you chip away at to your heart's content. Then carefully chip away at the top ends further from the center of your face so it has a nice taper

i shud shave my eyebrows

>>40631248
it’s fun talking with you

>>40631254
Tell me about it my joints hurt.
I also think I’m dying so there that

>>40630628
I wanna give you a wedgie

>>40631252
>>40631260
thank you
>>40631256
>i have teeny tiny eyes i hate and i want them to look big
god same

>>40631254
You wear it very well
>>40631263
do some sit ups instead

>>40630633
Of course. Everywhere’s else they’ll grab their phones

>>40631270
its suchhhh a struggle right im desperately trying to figure out a way to draw aegyosal without looking like an asianfisher i just want them to look normal... i shld buy circle lenses or something

>>40631255
thank you for your secret black woman hair touching techniques

Eyebrowless, smooth head, just like the judge

>>40631257
It probably will look weird at first, especially with the wrong shade. It requires trial and error unfortunately, but everyone has to do it and I believe in you!

>>40631265
im afraid i don't think i know you, so i can't truthfully say the same

>>40631283
don’t bring him up

>>40631263
Finally you're starting to get it. I love this for you pookie

>>40630965
vocaroo of what?

>>40631288
really? I thought you were having fun just now I think I had you smiling right?

>>40631281
I’m still a rookie I have only touched 3.5 black womans hair.

>>40631295
Your accent, sheila

>>40631295
We just wanna hear your accent

>>40631280
my big thick glasses help to make them look normal

>>40631308
Awww

>>40631285
your belief is misplaced i fear!!! my mom's rocked eyebrowlesssness her whole life i intend to follow in her footsteps

everytime i get the urge to reach out i remembered that i am a gross faggot male skinwalker freak and she is disgusted by me

>>40631330
I should call my mom

>>40631330
just do it you fucking pussy

>>40631338
I should call your mom, too

>>40631308
this is the hack

Calling June's mom and giving her my fratboy chaser cock

>>40631357
giwtwm

>>40631358
IT SHOULD HABVE BEEN M EEEEEEEEE

>>40631319
i'm not that pitiful >:(

>>40631357
love this
>>40631358
June is cute

just shaved my eyebrows off. thoughts?

>>40631341
she hates me for being a pussy

>>40631381
this is smart gonna do this to myself to see

>>40631381
honestly cunt

>>40631381
everybody been knowing this, that's why you push people away so much. Try being a big girl for once and be brave, yeah? Please?

>>40631365
wthhh I was talking about how cute you are not pitiful

Secretly thinking it's kind of sexy that your chaser bf is cheating on his wife with you until he tells you that his wife thinks it doesn't count

>>40631381
u suit it

i had chatgpt prepare this for me

>>40631409
she hates me for being a big girl

>>40631381
This would actually make you look way more female

>>40631422
thats even hotter
>>40631432
can u ask it to generate u if u were black or asian

>>40631297
yes i suppose that is true

>>40631432
cool tone lipstick and cut creased eye shadow and you'd look so fucking cvnty, I'm not even playing

>>40631254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sOQR8z17aI

i wish i was human

>>40631432
this with this makeup

>>40631009
no cause at 5'3 I want him to be even bigger than me than just a few inches

Instead of Bobby Shmurda it's one hit wonder rapper Gocky Sucka, known for his song Gay Nigga

>>40631087
brown, a different kind of brown, and brown but in a european way.

>>40631459
mika?

>>40631454
>>40631445
maybe when i have a real mental breakdown

>>40631457
"I been sucking gock since like the fifth grade"
- Gocky Sucka

i want 2 b prettier but im not going outside enough to get a feel for what makeup and stuff looks good. but im scared to go outside bcs what if ppl think im not pretty enough

i want to scream

>>40631464
Same hemisphere as him

this is me if i were chinese

>>40631466
yayyyy ill look forward to it ~('▽^人)
>>40631471
u can scream if u want

>>40631475
i don't remember how

>>40631472
jefe?

>>40631442
nice I’m glad this was a good day

>>40631452
Good news: you are

>>40631471
Why?

>>40631478
u open ur mouth wide and say the letter A really loud for a long time

>>40631481
both posts are me is why

>>40631471
but no mouth? classic

I want to jump above Pichu with my skateboard

>>40631479
also same hemisphere based on name alone
why are you asking

What if my chudsband is on /pol/. Howe do we set up a pipeline from pol to here

>>40631498
>pol to here
Same thang

>>40631494
knowledge fanatic

>>40631491
for why

>>40631498
You should top rach

i shud stop

>>40631509
You look not racist now, that's hot

>>40631509
You should look like this and get into femdom

>>40631509
ahahahahahaa wattttt

I don't think I should shave my eyebrows

>>40631506
rach has zero interest in my smouldering love for him and im being really brave about it

>>40631504
I am a radical guy that does cool stuff

>>40631522
You're too old for him probably

>>40631521
still cute as hell

>>40631532
He wont even debate me o n my podcast he's scared of my throbbing anarchist cock destroying his weak magatard pussy

>>40631521
striking

>>40631509
real official punished angelmoder
>>40631521
wtf is this never mind i perfectly understand the mentality behind doing this but still wtf
>>40631527
rad, im down

>>40631521
I want to have a MMA match with you

>>40631521
I wanna feed you sugar cubes for some reason

Instead of I got 5 on it, it's "she's got five in me" and it's about bottoming

looking at my actual face after making that feels really weird
>>40631555
lmao

>>40631573
>looking at my actual face after making that feels really weird
agreed + legitimately the best reason ive ever found in favor of making these

i wish i had friends

>>40631580
you look insanely pretty with the brown hair & flannel i must say

>>40631586
Have interest in other people and convey this interest at regular intervals. You will then have friends

>>40631580
fr when did my face get so short and squashed. long midface who
>>40631587
I have to agree I think

>>40631593
i tell them i am interested and they still don't reach out to me and when i make plans they cancel on me :(

>>40631599
midface isnt real tbqhdesu

>>40631602
oh nevermind I'm ugly

>>40631602
This but she also has a penis

>>40631602
I WANT BOOBIES
BOOBIES THAT GET IN THE WAY

I hate pornography

>>40631207
What makes me a whore?

>>40631605
>i tell them i am interested
If I say I love you 10 million times but do nothing else to convey that, would you believe me?

I WANT TO DO AI TO MY PHOTOS BUT >>40627923
VIOLATGES THE CONTENT RESTRICTIONS MY BODY IS NOT A CRIME STEVE JOBS

would you date a hungry skeleton who sounds like a man and is covered in scars?

>>40631587
also thank you, i might go back to boring hair eventually

>>40631580
I will approximate a comically big magnet near your nose

>>40631630
hey that's me too

>>40631620
okay zoomer. Take your manosphere boyslop, extra homoerotic.

>>40631629
The bromyams go crazy

>>40631630
probably. i am very lonely

>>40631630
none f those are dealbreakers

>>40631628
yes. i believe everything a chaser tells me bcs i love them

i want real food so bad

>>40631628
maybe because i am lonely and desperate, but how else do i convey interest other than telling them and asking about what they are up to?

>>40631645
So cook something(?)

>>40631630
Yes, and I will feed her until her thighs and ass jiggle with every step.

i dont want to ai-ify my photos today because i want autumn to be proud of me
so i think im going to play with the warp tool on my face in gimp instead and do it manually instead of giving it to the water-chugging robots

>>40631640
the what

>>40631656
The bronyams

>>40631633
i like the dyed hair too. variety is the spice of life

>>40631641
hi
>>40631643
hello
>>40631653
i don't want to be fat

ai always makes me look totally different and changes the shape of my nose. it's kinda cruel. ffs will save me

>>40631651
i cant eat anything besides soup because of my tooth getting cut out

Telling my tranny I'm giving her ffs but I mean a face fucking scenario

>>40631647
well unless you're already really personable and curious, it's hard to do that with specific people instead of just searching for YOUR people. Generally, you do it by asking them about themselves, zeroing in on particular things they choose to mention to see if there's hidden depth to them bringing them up in the first place, and generally trying to relate and build an interesting conversation out of that. The better you can do that with somebody, the more likely they'll wanna spend time with you because they'll like being in your orbit.

>>40631675
i understand the futility of telling someone brainwormed "you don't need ffs." however,

>>40631662
Im not familiar

>>40631668
hiya

>>40631668
You don't need to be fat, just don't be a skeleton. Most of the fat will go to your ass and thighs anyway

>>40631630
No, I think it would make me feel concerned and a urge to help instead of romantic/sexual attraction

>>40631699
The bronzongas. Your big ol haggises

>>40631691
so they don't want to hangout with me because i am boring and depressing?

Can i come over and do this

>>40631703
i want it to go to my breasts
>>40631706
oh

>>40631709
Ur scaring me anon

>>40631710
idk you or them. Maybe thats the case, maybe it's not and you just need to get out of your own head and just try to have more fun with people

>>40631716
>when you say the wrong thing to bronya

>>40631693
I just think I would be genuinely happier with a different nose, and maybe a smaller browbone. but thanks pichu

>>40631724
i should start drinking again so people like me

>>40631726
Kill you

>>40631720
>i want it to go to my breasts
Well now that you say it, it's not gonna happen. That's usually how it works.

>>40631625
ive seen you shove a shampoo bottle up your ass
and so have probably hundreds of strange men on the Internet
slut

>>40631732
Nah. Drinking slows your brain down, you'll need your whole brain to say and do funny things. Try caffeine instead.

>>40631723
This is why men don't try to compliment women any more. You're humiliating me in front of my friends

>>40631734
wtf why not????

>>40631630
>>40631720
Also, I would be highly concerned on what kind of men (or women idk) are interested in someone so dangerously vulnerable.

I recommend to seek a help instead of a relationship for now on.

>>40631745
I want you to know that this image happened in Ohio.

>>40631746
Everybody knows big tits go to the girls who don't give a fuck about having big tits, and the rest get tiny cone tits (just the way I like em)

>>40631745
IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW U WERE COMPLIMENTING ME

>>40631746
idk but it's true.
i didn't want any growth and now i got D's
cosmic joke, i think

>>40631751
im dangerously vulnerable and nobody wants me

>>40631751
that's not fair
>>40631756
they are small but round
>>40631762
happy for you

>>40631756
is this true? I care too much?

>>40631772
>they are small but round
I love you

>>40631778
the scars are on my face and neck so i doubt it

>>40631773
yeah, the big secret to life is that life becomes beautiful when you stop giving a fuck about every little thing.

cardigan is the type of cutie I'd ask out

>>40631784
I'm not the kind of person who cares about things like that, really. Especially if you have pretty eyes that I'd rather be looking at anyway.

>>40631732
i've postd some stupid webms when tipsy or high on here

>>40631772
You can still find a person that loves you btw. I am just alerting you of possible predators

>>40631807
how

>>40631791
yeah

my therapist ghosted me

>>40631731
huh. i didnt think you would be able to recognize me without name, trip, or a photo that gives it away

not now fag mommy's doing erotic autocollage

Hi Gatekeeper!

>>40631812
By having a healthy socialization with men and women (idk what you are into)

I behave like a robot so I don't have many good insights on how can you get a bf/gf

>>40631820
I usually can't tbf

>>40631825
all the people i see irl treat me like i'm fragile and no one ever looks at me as being capable of romance

>>40631630
Could you like uhhh, voice train?

>>40631841
have you tried being an ounce more vocally horny. Flirting with somebody, mayhaps? I believe in you, pookie! <3

>>40631841
Well, by the small description you gave me you seems fragile.

Tell me more about yourself and your life

What would you do if your chaser told you that the only wet dream he ever had was a completely non-sexual dream where he watched a big tentacle monster in a lab?

>>40631849
lol

>>40631862
What

they said women would welcome me into girlhood
THEY LIED
THEY LIED

>>40631841
i hate that im jealous of this

>>40631818
Good for them

i dont trust anybody whose best or favorite dreams are sexual
my best dreams are going to target and finding bionicle sets from 2001 through 2003 on the shelves again

if your best dream is doing a fuck then youre disappointingly uncreative

>>40631859
Never actually had a wet dream, desu. Is that a real thing?

k i'ma go for a little walk to try and not be completely lazy today its nice outside and a lil rainy

>>40631873
It's because women want autonomy without accountability. They want to be able to do whatever they want but still he seen as being innocent victims.

>>40631870
Take it for yourself. Grab it by the pussy

>>40631877
have to go a long time without masturbating

>>40631870
Who told you that lmao You're like 6'2

>>40631849
i'm trying
>>40631852
it feels gross and i don't know how
>>40631856
what do you want to know?
>>40631873
wanna trade?

>>40631877
Once I did no rap for 8 months and I had my first couple of wet dreams

>>40631859
Hot

>>40631879
enjoy the walk

>>40631885
black girls welcomed me in np i'm 6'1

>>40631877
The only time I've had a wet dream was when I was on meds that killed my libido but obviously my dick still worked when I'd be asleep and I hadn't cum in months by that point

>>40631885
the people on the internet did. they said girls were nice and friendly

>>40631852
Gross

>>40631898
>black girls
Over for mefmoders.

>>40631892
Trip on kanye

>>40631891
sure lets do it

>>40631897
ty putting on shoes now

>>40631891
>it feels gross and i don't know how
You're out of practice, and that's okay. Just ease into it.

>>40631891
>what do you want to know?
Just describe yourself or your life

>>40631884
Maybe a week here and there.
>>40631876
>dreams where I find really cool back-alley retro gaming stores
>games where my childhood friends are just there for some reason
Constantly.

i'm bored

i have crashed the gnu image manipulation programme

>>40631741
No drinking actually will make people like you more when your problem is anxiety and too high inhibitions
Way she goes

>>40631892
>>40631907
I mean I did no fap for 8 months and had a wet dream lol

>>40631904
no u, sexuality is common and can be healthy and normal.

Any Texan girls in?

last dream i had was me getting attacked by two rattlesnakes & my chaser chasing them away

I dont even know how to have sex with a chaser enven if i could

>>40631925
Now imagine how great it'd be if you could inhibit yourself less while sober

>>40631912
is there a guide i can read? i don't think most men want a tranny to talk to them let alone flirt
>>40631913
i already described myself
>>40631925
i knew it

>>40631938
That's okay. I don't know how to have sex.

I don't really dream anymore, idk why

>>40631928
What superpowers did you get

>>40631938
You run towards him and hit him with your forehead as strong as possible several times

>>40631772
>they are small but round
that's honestly more important, anyway, as long as there isn't a huge gap between them. you'll look more normal

>>40631943
Yeah being a normalfag would be really great but it hurts to think about since it's not possible

>>40631957
how much of a gap is huge? they are small so i don't really have cleavage

>>40631957
>as long as there isn't a huge gap between them
nta but it's over

>>40631931
do you live here too?

>>40631946
I mean say MORE about you.

Further you go to your transition and more you improve higher the chances of you finding a good man or woman for yourself. You can get married, have a long relationship and so on

>>40631931
yes

pred eyes

>>40631956
no i know where babies cdome from i mean like sexu for pleasure like chasey does
>>40631947
Awesome

the boob gap is nbd tho

Someone date me please, I'm so lonely

>>40631973
>>40631978
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>40631981
>boob gap

>>40631946
Flirting is hard to explain in general, let alone to trans women who wanna flirt with cis people. But basically you're just trying to have fun with somebody and tell them you find them attractive, but in ways that are subtle enough that they can easily be played off as just you being nice or complimentary. It's a skill, which means it takes time and practice to become very graceful at flirting, but try to remember that the point is to have fun doing it. That should be the main goal.

>>40631980
I know what sex is and I am not gonna tell you

>>40631997
WHY

>>40631964
Your tiddies look great, don't you worry your pretty head

>>40631977
i transitioned late and i'm old and weird
>>40631996
what if i am so subtle they don't get it?

>>40632007
I am evil

>>40631996
fuck. writing that down. Why have girls never told me this?

>>40632010
How old

>>40631964
it's not OVER you could probably just use a ba - like me
>>40631963
you want it to be closer to a V than a U when you look down
mine is a bit of a u

>>40631986
rude and mean

>>40632010
Say more about your history, appearance, life, social life.

A lot of trans women transition in their late 20' and 30' and have long lasting relationships and eventually pass well or make peace with their looks

>>40631979
tard eyes

>>40632023
Move.

>>40632020
Post a picture for reference, babe.

>>40632008
you don't know who i am!
i'm not showing you either!
>>40632020
i don't want that THOUGH
also mine are a \_/ lole

he has to be this many inches or else i won’t feel a thing

>>40632017
i started at 28 and i'm almost 31 now
>>40632020
it's more of a | |
>>40632026
that feels like too much to reveal in the thread

btw, how do you start having a conversation with people?

>>40632031
I want her predator eyes fixated on my cock

>>40632010
>what if i am so subtle they don't get it?
Then they'll just interpret it as you being nice or complimentary. It's kind of a win-win at that point. That said, you can always increase the heat and be a smidge more overt. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it's too much and can create an awkward lull. I think however that if you pay attention to how people react to earlier flirtations should gauge how often or how overt your future attempts should be. If they visibly like it, keep going. If they go cold, slow down or stop altogether.

>>40632043
I always put my blahaj somewhere else when I masturbate. I don't want him to see that

>>40632044
>that feels like too much to reveal in the thread
Ok
If you want to try a relationship start with Tinder or any other dating app

>>40632058
zoomers don't use tinder they use hinge

>>40632046
don’t let transbos near your weiner

>>40632043
I thought you liked girls.

>>40632052
this sounds really hard
>>40632058
i'm sorry

>>40632066
I am a zoomer and I did ok on tinder

>>40632042
I've seen you vocally be insecure about it enough times to know exactly who you are lol
It's fine though, I wasn't fishing for any pics, I know you're a qt <3

>>40631995
yeh is nbd

>>40632076
For what?

>>40632053
he supports me
>>40632071
i’m just saying hypothetically if a man were to eff me it would have to be that big or else i won’t feel nothing

do chasers like tranners that can only eat half a burger

>>40632093
upsetting you

>>40632043
I'm that many but curved, so just lay on your side while I ram it against your prostate. You'll feel that for sure

>>40632096
How big is crowbar's zeenis?

>>40632097
i barely even eat, glp1s are magic

>>40632097
Ill eat your other half

>>40632097
Yes, I like when my girl give her half

>>40631996
I'm really good at this in text but since I am literally socially retarded I can't do it irl
I need the 30-60 second pause it allows to calculate flirtations in my head all sperged up
Then they meet me and I'm the most dry mfer out there
Sometimes they still like me despite

How do I get a chaser to pay attention me and only me

>>40632076
you can practice one me

>>40632109
Lol I'm the opposite

>>40632113
money i think

>>40632099
I am not upset lmao
I am just trying to guide you the best I can. I don't want to offend you in any way. I wish the best upon you.

>>40632125
Don't have any

>>40632113
>only me
nightmare mode

>>40632076
>this sounds really hard
It is at first but every skill is like this, whether you're writing a movie review or pulling a shot of espresso. I believe in you, though <3

>>40632113
Do skate tricks in front of him

>>40632097
No, I like a woman who can eat. Start bloatmaxxing, babe. I need you having a fat ass.

>>40632113
Lose weight

lying on the internet is so fun, I love making shit up

>>40632109
Yeah I'm very similar lol
I'm sure it gets easier to do though, especially once you're comfy

Even my cis petite gf can eat a whole burger gotdam

Snuck 20mg tadalafil in her food and now she's panicking about having a raging election kek

>>40632151
no skateboard... are there any skate tricks you can do without one
>>40632137
i only want him to look at me. i want to be the only thing he thinks about. i think that's normal
>>40632169
im working really really really hard im gonna fast for a few days for you will you proud of me

>>40632176
>my cis petite gf
the heterosexual jumped out of him!

>>40632176
>>40632160
i'm sorry i try so hard

>>40632132
my bad
>>40632145
who do i practice on?


i’m going to be alone forever

>>40632176
nigga why are you here if you have a cis gf

>>40632043
How many inches is that thing

I like to watch gore videos in public transportation with full audio on and without earbuds

>>40632190
3 or 4

>>40632194
Please be a chaser please be a chaser please be a chaser

>>40632186
>my bad
It's okay

You are not gonna be alone forever, to find a relationship you just need to live long enough to find a good person and make it work with him or her.

Try socializing, do hobbies try dates from dating apps.

>>40632184
it's okay, I love you for trying so hard for me <3

>>40632201
NO!

Chaser bf who doesn't care that I'm a boy and strokes my hair and lets me sit in his lap anyway

>>40632186
>who do i practice on?
People you find attractive or want the attention of. You're not gonna be alone forever. In fact, you're probably less alone than you think :)

>>40632208
why do you want me to date a girl so much? also i don’t think my face will do well on dating apps :(

>>40632228
nibbles your earlobe

>>40632188
she says tranners don’t count

>>40632240
hhh. yay

>>40632241
larp

>>40632241
based. I need a tranner wife that lets me keep a cissy girl mistress on the side who doesn't count

>>40632231
if someone i know likes me i wish they would tell me

>>40632234
I don't know if you are straight, bi or lesbian.

Well, if you wanna date someone you have to make you available to people

Tell a cis woman that you're attracted to trannies and watch how fast she ghosts you and assumes you're gay.

>>40632261
trannies will also do this

>>40632261
if a chaser told me he was into trannies I would also ghost him and assume he was gay

>>40632254
I mean that's the thing, right? Most people probably think this. But we have to be an ounce more brave if we wanna get what we want, because what if they're thinking the exact same thing about you?

i can’t feel good alone anymore and i want that back

>>40632261
Most cis women were okay about be knowing I include trans woman (as well as cid) in my dating pool. Most harsh reactions came from other guys I know

>>40632272
Same af

>>40632261
>>40632266
trannies will do this and there's nothing wrong with that

should i get sloshed completely on my own tonight or is that retaarded

>>40632271
wasn’t the case the last two times

>>40632213
6?

>>40632287
It is not conducive to health and good long term habits
I do it all the time anyway

>>40632034
hmm
maybe tomorrow
>>40632042
why not?
>\_/
that's not bad
i dont mean it'll literally look like a V or a U, those are the two unrealistic extremes
>>40632044
that would mean you have a hole in your chest and you should seek medical attention immediately

breath, breath in the air
dont be afraid to care

>>40632290
And that's fine, the world continues spinning. Not everyone is going to like you, but you won't find people that do by wondering if 1 particular person likes you or not instead of simply finding out yourself.

>>40632250
I wonder if it would work in that direction

>>40632287
You should try sobriety for a while longer

my bf's dick is 8 inches no joke. he won't shut up about it, he brings it up in annoying ways. like complaining but he's really just humblebragging. tbch I could do without at least a couple inches of it

>>40632310
i don’t think anyone likes me. i don’t like me so why should anyone else? you just said maybe someone did

i don't rly have anything to offer chasers tonight sorry all I can do is love u 500% and then sit and look at u expectantly

>>40632298
ya around that i guess idk i used the measure app

>>40632323
Not wanting to be annoying or invasive.

But you like it? Or is it too big?

>>40632319
Not with any of these baby trans girls in here who think they'll never be able to compete with a cissy. A real woman who doesn't give a fuck about a side piece is a different story.

>>40632323
huhhh but that's like average right

>>40632338
I said that already

>>40632343
;__;

what is like cutting i can do instead?

>>40632343
I little above average.

The average male dong is 6 inches and the most desired one is the 7 inches ones

>>40632043
Battle

>>40632355
i thought average was at least 7....

>>40632300
i haven't done it in months but i'm kind of scared i'll get sad
>>40632308
cause i'd look weird with BA & it's expensive & it looks bad & & &
>that's not bad
there's four fingers of space between the two
>>40632321
no i've been drinking with my roommate the past few days. also with my dad the other day. also wheni'm living with my dad we'll be drinking together probably every night

if my bf ever cheated on me with a cis girl I would apologize to him in the suicide note

>>40632325
>i don’t like me so why should anyone else?
Because while unfortunate, this is an incredibly common sentiment even when there's evidence proving that it doesn't hold up to be true. Maybe you should work more on finding reasons to love yourself though, the real you, not superficial stuff

>>40632353
Unironically go for a walk

>>40632369
okay

>>40632362
why you bullying?

>>40632340
aw but I like the girls here

>>40632366
probably same yeah. i wouldn't want him to be mad at me

All y'all chasers in tha buildin hate women say "HEEEYYYOOOOO"

>>40632368
what is the real me versus superficial me?

>>40632366
damn girl

>>40632374
I'm not bullying... I'm sorry....
>>40632376
even bronya. even tho I'm really annoying

i’m so disappointed in myself

I suffered restless bullying in school for having a 10 inches penis. My "friend" used to call me donkey dong and step in my junk with iron boots

>>40632366
What if we agreed beforehand that it's okay if I pump and dump random cis girls every now and then to keep them humble and then prove to you every day that you're the love of my life. What then, anon?

>>40632392
Why what have you done

the walk may have been almost too much lol 800 calories isn't a lot of fuel to move around on

>>40632397
is your friend Link?

>>40632365
>four fingers
i can fit like 6, so at the very least it could be worse
>cause i'd look weird with BA
idk i think they can look good
>it's expensive
that's true. but a lot of insurances cover it. mine does (although id prefer ffs)
>>40632366
this is one of the saddest chasergen posts ive ever read
>>40632397
that's so terrible anon
im sure nobody here would bully you if you, say, posted a picture of it
just like for example

>>40632353
pinch yourself. snap a hairtie/rubber band on your wrist. hold your hand over a stove. dip your finger under a steaming hot faucet. try to hold your breath for long enough to pass out. lie in bed and think terrible things about yourself.

why am i like this

>>40632383
That's to be explored, no? Introspection and soul-searching is always a good thing. Things that you love doing, things that you like about yourself, things that amuse you or that you adore. Sometimes it's quick to figure out, other times it's exploring new things and consciously asking yourself these questions while you're doing them or soon after.

>>40632425
What happened to you?

>>40632402
i failed to live my life to the fullest

>>40632378
>>40632388
>>40632417
I think about this a lot too. actually I think about killing myself almost every night to fall asleep.

>>40632423
my therapist suggested the hair band thing too. idk how much it really helps

>>40632436
Hoe, is you dead? No? Then you haven't failed, because you can start doing something right now that's an ounce more 'alive' than what you were doing before

>>40632436
Most people do this. Realizing this is a normal part of getting over. You'll get over it.
>but it's different for me
Not really.

if my bf cheated on me with a cis girl i would fucking brain him with a sledgehammer. get some self respect girlies!

>>40632441
it's not perfect desu. it can hurt really bad for a second but it's not lasting and it doesn't leave satisfying marks.

>>40632448
im too tired.... i don't have it in me too get mad at men about that stuff anymore... it's not their fault...

>>40632448
If I promise to never cheat on you, will you fuck my brains out and then smash my brains out with the sledgehammer when I cum?

>>40632448
he's larping. i think it's a bald manlet chaser

>>40632446
i hurt myself too badly
>>40632447
it’s different for me

>>40632365
why do you want to get drunk?

>>40632390
yeah ofc I like you too you’re fun

>>40632460
>i hurt myself too badly
something something the indomitable human spirit. No matter how broken and bent out of shape we become throughout life, we persist. That is to be human. You can do it, embrace your birthright.

>>40632454
why are you interpreting this as something that has to do with men as a class? it's one hypothetical man
>>40632456
if i'm having sex with someone it's cause i love them. why would i do that?
>>40632462
barely-suppressed magnetic attraction to the bottle of rye sitting on my shelf

>>40632411
eat pls babe

>>40632432
i don’t really do anything i love anymore. i left behind a career i loved and still haven’t recovered i think. i think the mask was a realer person than me

>>40632490
>why would i do that?
For the plot and the insurance money

tomorrow i'm gonna try eating some spam or something

>>40632490
do you need someone to talk to?

>>40632495
Burnout and depression?

>>40632425
cool?
pretty?
funny?

>>40632448
better yet: take cis women's boyfriends from them

>>40632434
im not quite sure but i want my mom even though she's dead and would hit me bc sometimes she was very kloving

>>40632499
Follow your medic orders

>>40632493
i'm eating a bowl of chicken noodle right now its very good and i have a bottle of coke i haven't had soda in like 2 weeks.

i'm a true chaser (only attracted to trannies) so i would never cheat on my trans gf with a cissie.

maiq is a fat little homosexual

>>40632519
the problem with these ones is they'll leave you if you get srs

>>40632514
it'll be day 3 i'm supposed to start introducing more solid foods again around then.

>>40632479
yayyyyy
>>40632490
i don't rly believe in individuals

>>40632497
i care about my moid more than i care aboutmoney
>>40632501
i'm not sad or anything otherwise i'd be half a bottle deep right now it's juust the way i am i fear. or maybe the reverberations of spending all last winter konked off my noggin. i think i should probably just get outta here for a few hours. maybe i will go say hi to the muskoxen
>>40632511
why would i do that?

Do tranners actually like vids of guys cumming with the sound on?

>>40632513
im sorry to go so soon

>>40632513
Thanks for sharing your sorrow. I wish you strength and peace

>>40632532
YES GOD YES

>>40632521
spit!
>>40632527
oh that honestly explains an enormous amount

>>40632506
i guess. i didnt leave because of burnout

>>40632532
YES YESYES YESYES YESY ES YES Y EYES YES

>>40632525
a real chaser would rather fuck a srs pussy than a cis woman.

>>40632528
please take care of yourself nona

>>40632537
sry I think I have the bit of my brain that lets you do that missing its never really been something I've been able to understand

>>40632541
thanks nono. i shall return with muskox images

>>40632518
Im glad hope your tooth situation gets better soon

>>40632482
i broke myself too badly i’m broken and can’t be fixed

>>40632550
ty i'm mostly trying to not dislodge the clot so i dont get a dry socket

i hope she knows that i still think of her

Would any of you happen to know any movies about manic pixie dream girls you would recommend? I have a feeling both the chasers and tranners would know some.

>>40632560
good idea that kind of pain is horrible

>>40632568
my inevitable biopic honestly

>>40632540
>>40632536
i have so many vids of this saved and i'm not quiet either

i will never wear a wedding dress

>>40632576
please please share some

>>40632584
let's get married

>>40632539
I hope you can take little steps to move forward in a positive way and get back to feeling like what you're doing is real and worthwhile.

>>40632587
no i have a small penis

>>40632576
i love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

>>40632532
>sound on
pls like omg plsplspls

>>40632592
I don't care pleeeeease

>>40632551
You say that a lot, don't you? I still don't believe it to be true, however.

>>40632528
because it's hot
sorry dont mind me im a homewrecker :P
>>40632532
every straight woman in the world likes that

i'm kinda dumb still taking my pioglitazone on such low calories probably why i'm so fucking hungry

>>40632592
small is justice

Twinkchan

imagining me happy makes me feel bad

>>40632532
yes i've had a few guys send me them on grindr even saying my name while busting a nut

>>40632599
adding 'get a cis gf' before the first step of my 20 step strategy for flirting with sarah

>>40632608
kind of a cool lyric

>>40632610
I want this so bad I'm gonna cry actually :((((

>>40632592
i actually like smaller ones its nice to suck on and i dont have to worry about it not fitting or hurting me.