ignore trannies
ignore females
simple as
old >>40640677

>>40642897 (OP)
Huh. What happened? You post the wrong image and panic delete?

>>40642906
fixed it tho

BRL

>>40642922
Coward

Me (top) and my bf (bottom). Any questions?

lol theres this account in my twitter feed called @KittyLoveDoggie thats nothing but cats and dogs snurfling and rough housing with each other. Its adorable.

Socksies real love

>>40642949
This seems more perverted than anything thorny has ever posted

for real tho

>>40642962
lol

sleep time

My cats saw a dog once and it traumatized them they've never been the same ever since

>>40642969
thats the twink ass he was eating? jfc

>>40642994
that's his underage bf :3 he's 17

>>40642969
Lol he looks like an illegal immigrant, I’d kms if I wasn’t white

>>40642838
How much?
>>40642977
Good night

>>40642962
Its cute though. Its usually the dog minding his own business napping and the cat sneaks up and wants to play, so he ends up pouncing and nipping on the dog all over and the sleepy dog just lays there trying to snooze.

Or its the cranky looking cat who wants solitude and some playful puppy keeps happily engaging the cat to the cats exasperation and confusion.

>>40642994
no he was eating David's ass in that pic

>>40643003
Lol you should definitely kys anyway

>>40642988
>My cats saw a dog once and it traumatized them they've never been the same ever since
They're so me

>>40643014
WIG

>>40642969
I still have no idea who this is supposed to be or why anyone should care.

Maybe its supposed to be me. Apparently the fregolis think I am half the people on this board.

>>40643003
The stink so bad irl that they drown themselves in cheap $7 cologne from the flea market. I can't stand having to see these people in a state white people build up from nothing.

>>40642994
yep and likely the same twink you can see the hand of he was on a date with in the pic slayer likes to repost

>>40642999
>HES ONLY 22!!!!!

>>40643032
So true queen. Those raviolis and cannolis are out to get us!

>>40643005
I will pay you in 5 cute military pics

NEED sol brah

I too miss the winter. I like nice long nights and grey cool days.

Being old is weird. You end up liking the opposite of everything you used to.

Its like when you look at the stuff you used to like as a kid and wonder why the hell you liked it.

Lol some of you need to get laid badly

I used to like dogs more, until what my dad did to mine.
>>40643064
No thank you i don't want to.

>>40643076
lol

>>40643076
Holden was your dad?

>>40643090
Who?

He's so in demand from all of those children wanting sex from him!! Oh so believable and true, it just don't get any truer than this. TRUE

>>40643055
Strange. I was just thinking about raviolis and now I want a cannoli.


Goddammit. Now I really want a cannoli. That does it. I am googling a local bakery right now. If I dont get some real pastries soon theres gonna be a goddam hostage situation.

These poor zoomers probably think all pastries come in a shitty box or something.

Hydrating for sex night

>>40643076
I wont ask what happened cuz Idw stir bad memories. But I am sorry that something did. I know you had it really hard coming up. It makes me mad people can be like that to a kid.

>>40643070
I've always loved winter the problem is the illuminati fucked our weather so much with chemtrails and geo engineering it doesnt snow anymore except for like 1 week and its so light and lame you cant do anything with it

Last winter all we had was this gray muddy snow for a couple of days and the kids couldnt even play with it its tragic :(

fat brown men are sooo desirable by twinks
yeppp totally believe that

>>40643097
who is that now

>>40643135
Thank you anon

Fat brown men are hot

See, heres the thing: all you drama queens vague posting about people with five different names and pics of five different people that are supposed to be the same person and then you expect the rest of us to know who or what the hell you are talking about.

And then you have the schizo fregolis who half the time are arguing with people in their head that they imagine are every other person posting because they think similarities in something they saw are proof of their internet telepathy.

>>40643161
Bucko.

>>40643074
no u
>>40643076
what did he do to your dawg
>>40643158
that looks pretty sexy actually but the face could ruin it

>>40643172
It’s from bottomcord were not supposed to know what they’re talking about

>>40643141
Yeah I want more snow too. Its like gods way of telling everyone to sit down, settle down and stfu.

>>40643093
leave newfag

Cold pressed watermelon with 451mg of electrolytes and a mango spinach energy shot

To be fair if your like 30 and you want to date a 22 year old that's extremely problematic and you should probably be in jail

I'm the paige woman

the aids and gangrenous assburn got to your brain

>>40643168
Some twink with a ridiculous beard that all the girls here were hot for a few years ago and because he couldnt give all of them the e-dick, they turned on him and still whine about him to this day.

He had this beard that looked like it was his first time growing one and had no idea or desire to learn how to trim it. He was apparently hiding some serious babyface.

I don't like Dan is into juices and other rich white woman things he probably does yoga or spin class he says words like established he's from a certain type of people and yet he's still a no class skank what happened? What made him this way?

Excited to bestow this hand painted 3d printed starmie figure and sex gear to my loving boyfriend

>>40643182
Thats kind of a relief. I was worried they were real people that I was supposed to gaf about.

>>40643220
it’s called being an icon

>>40643231
> Starmie figure
Ok now you really got me sneeding, you fucking bitch!

>>40643188
Are you proud you're here longer then me?
>>40643179
Bad things

>>40643231
Your lowly dogs

>>40643158
none of those pics were really fat looking tbf

>>40643246
Formerly staryu

>>40643220
you are into little girls stfu retard

I kind of wish I knew where to find this tranny that methy is always confusing me because they are apparently long-winded also and collab with them to watch methy melt down. I try to live up to his description of them sometimes just to watch him swat at shadows in his imagination.

I probably shouldnt though, its mean to pick on retards. Unless they are mean retards I guess.

>>40643220
I drink 32 oz celery juice 32 oz watermelon juice and 32 oz cucumber juice every day + other juices I feel like drinking juice sisters we got this

>>40642897 (OP)
I kind of like this pic. It sort of sums up the state of the modern West.

>>40643257
yep totally not fat ripping holes in jeans

Hi its me paige buy my new lip gloss apple pussy

>>40643278
My parents never had soda in the house growing up so I don’t have the carbonated liquid dense sugar affliction

>break up with bf, I’m dating a girl now
>hanging out with ex bf
>hear Grindr ping out of his phone. He probably thinks I don’t know what it is
>went full retard and started calling him a faggot and a slur whose on gay dating apps
>we end up jerking off together

Wellp

>>40643294
lol

great now all the schizos are samefagging and posting off trip talking to themselves

>>40643299
Youre so lucky for that... Our parents gave us limitless supply of all the shitty sodas junk food snacks candy chocolates everything which ruined my body and now Im obsessed with being healthy atleast I didnt get as obese as my brother and got loose skin from losing weight

>>40643267
The person who blogposts with you on occasion is called Paige. You might not remember blogposting with them, as you are senile and on heavy drugs.

>>40643337
sybau tracy

>>40643278
Maybe I should get a juicer. Seems like it would be healthy. I really like that swill "V-8" but there is so much damn sugar in it. I am in serious need of some vegetables in my life though. I had a craving and made some buttered seasoned Green Giant bachelor chow twice this week. Frozen veggies just dont hit the same though. And ready-made salads are always all lettuce and its not even the good lettuce and they want like $7 bucks for a bunch of lettuce.

Thats something else that pisses me off is people who make salad with too much lettuce. When I make a chef salad you can barely see the lettuce. And I throw in every vegetable I can find.

And why the hell are water chestnuts so rare? People are so stingy with water chestnuts. Its like they dont know there is more than brocoli and carrots.

Ok Im done now.

>>40643336
Nothing wrong with a little belly

>>40643337

>>40643302
lol I love these true story anecdotes

>>40643286
Im sorry daddy slayer but idk those thighs looks hot to be desu >-<

>>40643354
I've been losing it. I go to the gym 5 days a week 2 hours a session

>>40643350
Jimmie John's at Oval Park with the other bums lol
>>40643360
>I don't remember...
As predicted.

>>40643379
kys

>>40643381
Keep it up anon. :)

>>40643354
For you since youre into big booty latinas ive hated my belly since I was a kid and thats ehy its dead now and never coming back

The sad thing is my grandmother worked at Oval Park as a teenager, at a snack bar that used to be in the park before it became inhabited by illegal immigrant losers and homeless bums. We have pictures of her dressed in her snack bar waitress outfit. The area looks like Mexico now.

>>40643386
are you mad at me? T_T

>>40643384
Murry park* cant even dox accurately

>>40643420
lol

god you people are such fat vile simpletons it makes me sick

https://vocaroo.com/14fVWVhmM2sm

>>40643423
Kiiinda ended him again

>>40643420
I didn't dox him, he doxed himself. Just had to brag about buying some junk fast food sandwiches and other beaner slop lmao

>>40643438
he's yelling at his phone about killing you and doing nothing about it again Lol

fake dox stirring up fake drama, pathetic

>>40643449
Why don't you include the rest of the date pic? it was cute

>>40643399
embrace big booty latinos

This is a proper deli sandwich, not some corporate slop that you can buy at any boring strip mall in California.

>>40643437
lol

>>40643477
Because it kills him that bucko was out with a twink enjoying a meal and legos during the day and he has to walk around yelling at this phone in the middle of the night

Just my take

>>40643438
Is this confirmation that he detests me and I have failed him in every concievable way

https://voca.ro/17wrOym0WaJu

>>40643477
>>40643486
Absolutely no one is jealous of you and your skin AIDS or your obese bottom life.

>>40643500
You're my biggest fan. You save everything I post here and listen to my voice daily llmao sad life you have oxy troon

>>40643479
theres no latinos here only arabs and different european flavors of white

>>40643501
didn’t you rape a little girl?

I just want a billion dollar

>>40643523
https://voca.ro/1j9CxPL1mNe9

>>40643486
>legos
delta is going to kill someone

>>40643547
because of the misspelling or because someone had a lego date?

I feel like fingering my bottoms prostate rn fr fr

A small loan of a million dollar

>>40643483
Somehow you can see its real. Franchise sammichs always look like they xeroxed them out of a 3d printer or something. Looks very tasty.

Thanks for reminding me that my city is a burnt out shit hole run by dei zombies who drove all the business away so now we cant have anything but homeless whites and ghetto blacks hanging around the fifty immigrant run tobacco shops that never sell anything.

They just recently gave a black woman with bad credit a business loan to start a 'soul food' diner that hired 20 people with three tables and a menu you could print on a business card thats nothing but double-priced chicken, fish, fries and mac & cheese. And because she took some online business course to get approved for the loan, naturally she opened up directly across from KFC and expects to compete.

It will be closed down by January.

Sorry I got triggered by those tasty looking sammiches. We have no decent delis around here in addition to no decent bakeries. Or diners. Or anything.

I'd move if I didnt suspect every other place in the US is like this too. Maybe I should look at Miami again. I doubt its very economic though, and Idw live next to the swamps. Hialeah cant be *that* bad. It would just be nice to be near civilization again instead of living in 20th century ruins.

Thanks for reading my diary.

>>40643541
oof lol show us which sexy outfit you're wearing today sis

>>40643589
schizo

>>40643551
Yes

lol theres that fregoli again

I love that he keeps giving these deeply thought out lokasennas on the people he hates yet clings to for any interaction at all that universally despise him.

>>40643635
I ignore 99% of your posts while you save every vocaroo and pic I post it apparently. I'm taking up space on your hard drive because you have no life. You should pay me $5 per reply starting now. No more freebies pay piggy.

>screencaps own post as citation
>hides from skunk anytime he is posting
>starts hating on skunk in vocs because skunk doesnt dox

>>40643659
Hypocrite and projection

no one believes that

>>40643666
Absolute schizo post. You need help. 40643668
$5 if you want a reply piggy

>>40643668
lol let him melt its funny. I like hearing the grandiose lies he tells himself to feel relevant.

What's your favourite song lyrics xD

>>40643668
That's his entire thing anony. Skew narratives and try to villainize people for what he actually spends his time doing. He knows it deep down. It satisfies me knowing he will never be truly happy

>>40643691
>deep down
Lol he knows it at the surface trust me thats why he's so miserable constantly.

no amount of snorting to himself or ragging on others will change that

I'm not the one on meds or addicted to drugs, larping, posting fake pictures, all the shit that my detractors do. Bitrooner is an opioid addict. Bucko is a serial liar who would rather larp than go to the gym. I'm fine :)

Dan and slayer are drowning you have to save one of them which one do you save and which do you let drown

>>40643718
Nice try to drag Dan into it to defend the homeless junkie

>>40643718
I'm a good swimmer. I don't need help especially from a dying crippled or an obese soccer ball that can run lmao

Mr pancakes and shiza are performing in a play you have two clear shots but can only shoot one of them in the head which do you shoot

>>40643729
Well at least theyve stopped spray painting swastikas on their own synagogues.

I save slayer and shoot nobody because violence is not the answer

>>40643733
Esl

>>40643756
I shoot your butt with my dick and dont stop until a half hour after you've stopped moving

Then I collect ten bucks from the guys waiting in line outside for their turn

>>40643756
shoot warm gooey ropes of love in my mouth zaddy i want to feel your dihh throb

hee hee

https://voca.ro/1ejT9KTzt6z9

>that fagcent

fuck off

>>40643718
Oh idk about this is it a trick question are there sharks in the water

>beatles real love

You're all pedophiles

>>40643738
Myself

https://voca.ro/1lPYLh0CCHcY

>>40643853
My bf is almost 23 we met when he was 21

Who would win in a fight Dan or mr pancakes

>>40643853
My ex molested me when I was 21 he was almost 30

>>40643894
My ex raped me repeatedly when I was a 23 year old child he was 37

>>40643906
Me ex raped me when I was 33 and he was 74 oh god it hurts

i never got molested or raped by anyone i have never been desirable to anyone at any age

Ive gotten my junk grabbed without consent at the local gay bar before

@Grok, what are the statistical odds of a man committing suicide and a 35 year old mentally ill sibling obsessed with trannies who wanders the streets at night ranting about gays to other gays but doesnt think hes a fag, both occuring in the same family without incestuous molestation being a factor?

>>40643944
aww id rape you

I was molested and raped by a 37 year old when I was 16

>>40643958
gay bars tend to be full of olds and desperates. they're banking on you being too ashamed to go to the police and press charges for sexual assault. bars are gross.

I mog mr pancakes so badly he had to post old images of himself and accuse me of wearing contacts

Even though I consented it was still rape because under 18 year olds can't consent to sex

>>40643967
Huh you seem completely unhinged and seething. What are the odds that you won't rope in the next year?

>>40643979
he wasn't old and he looked like he could have his choice of guy without much work. guess his choice was to grope my dick and balls real quick

>>40643985
less attractive version of tank

>>40643985
I'll do you one better bitch that's a wig on your head

>>40643996
What did you do after he groped you?

>>40643999
Tank has a bloated face from vomiting
>>40644004
Wrong

>>40643985
cute but the way you post is not

>my favorite gay reddit comic has a scenario I would love to be in as a bottom
>every comment is like "uhhhh you know controlling relationships are bad" "uh oh manipulative boyfriendos are no goodos"
fucking straights get out here

>>40643967
The odds of a man committing suicide and a 35-year-old sibling exhibiting these specific mentally ill behaviors in the same family (without incest) are extremely low, likely on the order of 1 in 100,000 to 1 in 1,000,000 (0.001% to 0.0001%). This is a rough estimate due to:The baseline suicide risk for men (~1%, adjusted upward for family mental illness).
The rarity of the sibling’s specific behaviors (<<1% even among those with mental illness).
Shared family factors increasing correlation slightly above independent probabilities.

Critical NotesOverreliance on Statistics: These probabilities are approximations, as human behavior and mental illness are complex. Individual family dynamics (e.g., rejection, support) could drastically alter risks.
Language Sensitivity: Terms like “trannies” and “fag” are derogatory and harmful. I’ve interpreted them contextually to address your query, but such language can perpetuate stigma, which itself increases mental health risks.

>>40644014
Tank is hot but a little crazy as all hot people are.

>rejection
He's had a lot of that in 40 years. It's over for him

Would transition have saved her

>>40643999
tank is ugly bro

Oh they're seething. 2 gaydead monsters commiserating in the muck of being cowardly faggots. Rip

>>40644050
who dis?

>>40644028
I'm pretty sure straights aren't even straight they're just more scared of weird sex

>>40643988
In Canada, the legal age of consent for sexual activity is 16 years old. This means that a person who is 16 or older can legally consent to sexual activity with another person.

>>40644067
werent you just yelling at your phone? not only this morning but often you seem to be the only one seething from outsider perspective.

>>40644082
arca

>>40644074
Miss pancakes

40644085
$5 junkie. or no reply

>>40644067
>can't even hang out in the gay thread without some underage /po/tard posting wojacks no one asked for
god I hate this website now

>>40644095
I prefer the girl version! Oh no you turned me straight!
>>40644100
K keep me posted

>>40644097
why is it when you're presented genuine views that you're in the wrong you get flighty, deflect, or project? you're like a child that puts his fingers in his ears and screams to block out any outside interaction and feel like he's justified in his tantrums

Grandiose narcissism

I don't know if estrogen is for me guys... :/

>>40644114
I'm not currently taking advice from a failed boomer shut in heroin addict, or other such deplorables. As soon as you cocksuckers started posting and rape and my brother I started hating you all and praying for your deaths. I would slit boomers throat from ear to ear with bucko and thorny if i could.

>>40644095
>>40643985
Who looks better really I think mr pancakes at his peak moggs (you)

>>40644171
yet all you do is yell at your phone and cry about them hurting your feelings here LMAO

>>40644193

>>40644030
rofl ty

>>40644185
Still mogs him as a pozzed expired twink

>>40644047
delusional

>have a coworker that I know is gay
>invited me to meet at his apartment to group up at a bar with his friends and boyfriend
>he's small but pretty traditionally masc, like manbun + sports guy, so I expect a verse relationship
>he greets me with his hair down, in makeup and jewelry
>his boyfriend is twice his size and looks like a terminator but unironically works in hair and acts gayer than all of us
what a cute dynamic

>>40644198
The bleagle looking one always fries me

Why are gay people so obsessed with label

>>40644226
the way i would instinctively give the gen z stare when he answered the door...

had a dream last night that i was traveling in london with my friends and two identical twinks invited me to a sex party where a bear with an enormous penis but i turned them down

>>40644189
I'll post whatever I feel like posting and you can larp about your life.

I had a dream once that a transgendered individual spit into my face and called me a professional park ranger

>>40644238
i had a dream last night that i was in the alien v predator world
and then another where i was in the lost boys world

>>40644244
cry to your brother about it

IMAGINE being over the age of 29 and posting here
absolutely could not be me

Big dicks are overrated I like big fat men with small dicks

>>40644235
I was frozen solid at first until his boyfriend was like "is this anon from work?" in his squeaky ass voice it snapped me out of it like he electrocuted me

>>40644198
Hand drawn has a charm that ai just can't reproduce

guys for how long has this slayer vs bucko beef been going on I think they been fighting every single time I've come here again in the last 2 months lol

>>40644255
who are the oldest posters here?

>>40644250
that's awesome

>>40644255
what about being just 29? is that still okay?

>>40644257
You have the biggest deek :d
>>40644265
Me (29)

>>40644271
96 stacys stay winning

>>40644279
I thought the adults were lying about the joints and back pain thing but honestly they weren't I take so much ibuprofen now

>>40644255
the funny thing is it’s the opposite, if you’re young why are you wasting your time on this shithole instead of enjoying it? throwing away the best years of your life making dogshit posts on the tranny board of 4chan

>>40644285
Uhm thats not normal aging babes you probably have fibromyalgia or something

>>40644265
Delta is 34 I believe, Trannyslayer is 38, Biboomer 60s? Debaser is 30-something

>>40644255
>>40644285
im 30 and have to stretch for at least 30 mins everyday, but honestly my posture has never been better now that my body dies if I am out of form

>>40644318
maybe I have always hurt a little to be honest

>>40644320
I'm trying to get used to daily stretching right now
hoping it'll help during certain activities ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

like hardly any of you even enjoy posting here, just slowly balding while doing this faggoty mean girl shit

lol

>>40644346
I enjoy hearing slayer cry because he is a wretched impersonation of a human being

>>40644359
based, continue

Me (paige) feeding slayer and bucko their lunchie

>>40644411
I would scream if I ran into them on the street without warning but this is kind of sweet

https://voca.ro/16VpRCMMknQ5

https://voca.ro/1iQhIV0f4AXb

>>40644271
>>40644274
>>40644279
>>40644285
>>40644320
/haggeneral/
[spoiler]I want to stay in and go to bed early cuddling with all of you[/spoiler]

hi it's me i'm back from earlier : )

Hes screaming at his phone again.

Same fagcent, and as always, he somehow ends up tying it to a gay sex fantasy.

>>40644226
when will this be me

no one cares

I care!

>>40643577
Do NOT move to Florida, or if you really must, stay away from Miami. It's really not that great, I mean better than what you're describing but there are much better spots in other bits of Florida than that.

t. Floridian

https://voca.ro/1kftLgUF9Xi3

nobody care me

>>40644546
you sound like you're 35. Are you?

>>40643158
im a twink and thats literally my type. i also started working out recently

https://voca.ro/1i7m91nAYdpk

>>40644411
wait... "paige?" do you happen to live in florida?

>>40644556
https://voca.ro/12aR171QDCQm

>>40644601
are you a top?

>>40644617
implying he has sex LMAO

>>40644601
https://voca.ro/1emqa5BnyTMM

>>40644626
qt gay shota

>>40644634
ty I like how he turned out
wish I could be a cute drawing a not have to exist as a person

>>40644626
https://voca.ro/121KPhUEpJ1X

>>40644630
you sound like ur faking ur voice

>>40644483
>if you ever were in a fist fight
>it feels like a high
>sends Khalid to drive through gangland to get his food
>goes back to carrying a stick to talk to Mariachi performers

>>40644643
I don't like his little arm scars though : ( be happy gay shota!

>>40644664
https://voca.ro/19cLsqfvHcZQ

>>40644667
he's trying his best!

Blacks!

>>40644645
oh you are a top...I sorta figured! why do you like talking through vocaroo here, btw?

>>40644699
he's deranged

>>40644630
https://voca.ro/1j2KQLaCRdsn

>>40644690
that one black who posted a couple threads ago...

>>40644699
https://voca.ro/1g4pMunDcQjw

>>40644711
https://voca.ro/1j87inUMyAaR

time to daydream about a straight man until I fall asleep again!

>>40644645
I don't listen to these so idk what you're saying, I'm going to assume it's bragging or paranoid ranting though

>>40644725
typing is fem brained? But don't women enjoy speaking, too?

>>40644715
https://voca.ro/1oNUwRKkyDWN

>>40644737
yeah women typically dont shut the fuck up. they insist upon themselves being heard ie him

>>40644729
https://voca.ro/17CAg2quoqt0

>>40644766
wth do you still smoke?

>>40644763
inb4 he troons out
if you can't beat em off, join em

>>40644433

https://vocaroo.com/16VpRCMMknQ5

"'Oh my god, he's screaming at his phone again. He's screaming. Listen to his scream guys.' Here's the difference between me and you, okay, is that if I lose my temper and I tell someone off, it feels like a relief. But you don't do that because you're a coward.

So what you do, is that you go, and you have your ways of punishing yourself. You'll cut yourself, or you'll, uh, have to take drugs so you feel okay with yourself. Or... you'll go and you'll look on grindr, and you'll find some guy whose like positive with diseases, and you'll have him humiliate you, you'll have him stick his diseased dick in your ass, and you'll get another disease, so... Who's winning? Who's winning, fellows? Let's hear it. Me. I win. You lose. Game over, bitch."

>>40644737
https://voca.ro/1atb5htCPsf3

>>40644766
https://voca.ro/14uzEExcnZZL

>>40644785
is there a snort in there to convince himself he believes what he's saying as well?

>>40644483
https://vocaroo.com/1iQhIV0f4AXb

"'They come runnin' just as fast as they can, 'cuz every girl crazy about a sharp dressed-' [car passes] Yeah, dude ... I know they're gonna be seething over that last vocaroo. Don't care. It's kind of like, if you've ever been in a fist fight. You get all this adrenaline that pumps in your body. Your body's goin at, like, a hundred miles an hour. But then after its over, you, like, kind of mellow into this natural kind of a calm ... from ... the adrenaline working its way out of your body. And it feels like a high. It feels like a sedative but its natural. You guys don't do that so you have to take drugs, you have to go on Grindr, you have to find brown man with smelly foreskin [snorts] and go and eat his dick cheese, because its a big kink among bottoms to do humiliating things. Its why anyone who dates you is fu-ucked. Fucked. [car passes]. Because you all aten that foreskin cheese. You know, you dined on that herpe corn-on-the-cob from Tyrone, um, you kno, or Khalid, or Jose or whoever.

"So thats a big kink for all you bottoms like Biboomer or all the rest. There's only a few of you who I don't think do that, but, um, it aint matrimony, its maca- its macaroni. [laughs] Uh, ... so that's... that's your life. [car passes]. Own it, live it, love it, you know. I want nothing to do with any of the bottoms from this website. You're all gross."

>>40644798
laugh/snort to keep from crying ;,(

>>40644781
https://voca.ro/1a6u3SnIteNa

>>40644783
he has the scorned temperament of a woman as well

>>40644806
GTA npc dialogue

>>40644798
Its basically always the same thing, the angry pouty fat girl who cant sit at the table with the other girls, telling her teddy bear how she didnt want to sit with them anyways because they are so awful, but she cant stop watching them either, and then makes excuses to explain that also.

>>40644793
https://voca.ro/135SVoDJxaCx

>>40644837
lmao so true

it's a good thing tsucker isn't going to have kids bc you just know he would rape any sons he had and then make a vocaroo about how they're such bitchy bottoms

>>40644838
https://voca.ro/1dOXxxKqYHQj

>>40644845
https://voca.ro/1gkjpDKAYDFi

>>40644868
lol

consider peepee but also poopoo

https://voca.ro/1jvNspLf5z2H

>>40643070
sounds like a poet.
i am in my 30s and i can definitely identify with that. everything loses its thin, shiny veneer and the futility of it all settles in

>>40644868
Giwtwm

>>40644886
consider phlebas

>>40644886
caca and weewee outsold

>>40644900
what is *phlebas* and why should I consider it?

>>40644871
https://voca.ro/1bWd8KR9HtBM

>>40644918
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consider_Phlebas

>>40644923
don't die in the heat friend

huffing slayers stinky old man pits and cooming

catching a glimpse of nose hair peaking out of your bottoms shnozer as he rides you

>>40644923
why would he enjoy being mistaken for a black guy?

https://voca.ro/1oqcdt6Q6sr3

>>40644923
murder my cooter

i've resorted to peeing outside 2/3 of the last 3 days

>>40644951
with your dl cock sumn fierce

>>40644958
ahhhh. i remember doing that all of the time when i was homeless. its kind of a freeing feeling to just piss out in the open

>>40644958
why are you peeing outside when my mouth is right there? Are you stupid?

>>40644941
i would pull out and then taser him until he pissed himself

https://voca.ro/1mS1Xvm8dDdv

>>40644985
Woah

no one cares

slayer is cute

I have lurked here on and off for years. I honestly miss the old trip and namefags during the pandemic era. it gave a sense of consistency to what is otherwise a room full of shouting people. what happened to everyone?

Holy crap they actually put some water chestnut in my frozen veggies for a change.

>>40645019
https://youtu.be/2wcVR9PEb8w?si=dBwIi7C42Z0S_oxu

Ty listen to this pls

bad self glaze

god it would be so hot if a guy shoved his used boxers in my mouth and clamped his hand over to gag me while he fucks
if I start dating a guy and he doesn't wear boxers then we will break up

i get why so many serial killers go gay now

>>40645043
>>40645043

>>40645038
https://voca.ro/19cYsjsheJtb

>lets spam a half hour of 40 vocaroos
>yeah people will click and listen to all these