Thread 40691395

>>40691395 (OP)
shit thread dawg

>>40691395 (OP)
My new soldier mates after they learn my virginal tight eighteenie twink bucci joins them

>people be like: we're headed towards authoritarianism!
and i'm just like, bro that's what they voted for... we're already there.

>>40691429
they voted for it to affect others, not themselves. you're supposed to be sympathetic that the bomb they set off hit them too

>>40691429
and 3 years later, they'll vote against it, you understand how the pendulum works right?

>>40691429
If only it was good for anything. The only people benefiting so far is Israel and anyone who thinks questioning them is some sort of hate crime. Its never been a better time to be a Jew in the US. The government is lining up to suck your dick.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755005865427585.webm

>>40691410
;_;

>>40691501
Post more

For Tim/Jag
<3

>>40691583
When did u save this image nona

>>40691583
Thank you

>>40691510
i have more at home, cant rn soz

Nobody.

Not you. Not him. Not that guy doin that thing over there. Nobody.

me gold, me gold
nobody gets me gold

>>40691612
It's OK Im leaving anyway

cats are shit tier animals and pets

>>40691617
Bye

But seriously- I need more gold.

Maybe that old lady will give me her tooth.

Or I could just wait till shes asleep.

>>40691626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVp7zH3yCi0
wrong

Mine. All mine.

Not yours. Not his. Not theirs. Mine.

mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

>>40691645
can i have some :3

My siblings dont know I have it. My nephews dont know I have it. If they knew, they would want it. But they cant have it. Nobody can have it. Its mine, all mine. I will bury it so no one can have it when I am dead. I will take it with me.

me gold, me gold
nobody gets me gold

i like how feet are main stream now
and you guys say i have no influence
i don't even like feet

I have decided to eat cheese.

I shouldve picked the cottage cheese instead of the colbyjack. Then I wouldve had an excuse to put on the apple butter.

>>40691637
>wron-ACK

A moment to appreciate my riveting content.

>>40691664
That feet jewelry looks so pretty more men should wear it

i don't understand how republicans can call me the tolerant left when i can't even tolerate dairy.

>>40691685
>>40691698
amerimutts cant into cheese

gm brothers
plans for today?

>>40691722
owo thats a penis

>>40691722
i just told you i my stomach can't handle cheese

I sometimes wonder how people who throw gore in threads look trying to engage at parties. It always makes me think of that one fat scruffy guy with the slack jaw and shifting eyes holding his drink by the wall sweating and watching everyone. Usually a black shirt for some reason.

>>40691722
I haven't felt a cock throb and pulsate inside my mouth in so long this goofy video got me bricked sis ;-;

>>40691626
wrong
>>40691685
>>40691698
Looks like rubber??

Pierre Boo is the standard of what a guy should look like at the age of 39 now.

Real tops suck dick and let their bottom paint their face while he rides him

>>40691722
now do the same with ass :3

>>40691772
facts

>>40691762
so brave of him not to use any filters at all at his age

>>40691722
95% of gg's posters look latino

>>40691796
this was him at 18

Jumpscare

>>40691798
am i in the 5%

>>40691823
What did you cover up on your thigh

>>40691823
Cute tummy

>>40691816
here's him 12 years ago
https://www.malemodelscene.net/fresh-faces/aurelio-crespeau-leon-run/

>>40691827
birthmark
>>40691831
thanks anon :)

>>40691823
gross are you trying to look like a pre-pubescent girl or something?

>>40691823
shooped

>>40691843
? what are you on about mate

>>40691851
you look really weird for a male

>>40691762
Like a bogged plastic surgery troon? Let men ripen it's the best thing about them.

Be nice to tranners!

>>40691843
yes he does hes a pedophile agp on hrt obsessed with cartoon child porn

Oh boy I somehow managed to turn this precalc class around. Ended with an A because more then half the class failed LMAO so my B+ got bumped :3

>>40691823
Yeah but you're also a self-absorbed tranny so it's equally disappointing.

I'm a straight a student lmao never had those issues
Some of yall are slow

walk a mile in these lubeatons

>>40691819
have you doxxed me yet bro

>>40691893
You also get an A for Personality because your personality is ass

need my below average chud wiener sucked for real

youd do well to remember personality doesn't decide gpa and bank accounts, ability does

I have respect for kind people that are slow but not educated people that are arrogant assholes

>I respect regard like myself
go figure

>>40691917
personality doesn't impact your bank account?
brother. i got a tough pill for you. you're ability in the workplace isn't worth nearly as much as your ability to play office politics.

>>40691874
>>40691886
not true
>>40691857
what’s that meant to mean

I am regarded high school dropout >.<

I graduated high school early

>>40691938
how do you fail highschool that is unbelievably embarrassing

have fun with that 9-5 office job playing bitch to take home a pound wew

>>40691946
it's like failing basic algebra in college

I never cared about having sex just for the sake of having sex. I just want to be loved by a cute twink. Is that so much to ask?

>>40691956
me but i need to be the twink being loved desu. i never really whored out for the sex i just like it for the compliments

>>40691967
Do you live in Texas

>>40691937
You definitely have a bad personality and you look like a hon.

>>40691946
I became disabled due to illness

Pro-tip to tops. Don't stress over six pack abs if you have a decent face card and are tall. Just work out your arms, shoulders and chest.

>>40691972
no
>>40691985
mhm whatever u say
>>40691991
what illness could be so bad it causes you to fail highschool

DENIAL SEEMS IT HAD TO COME

>>40692005
HIV

Tops don't wash they ass

>>40692026
I literally slip my fingers in my hole in the shower just to make sure I'm clean

Real tops always swallow your load

Not to be controversial but I like cumming

What's your favorite egg dish?

>>40692041
https://youtu.be/qpObCUeOe5Y

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

>>40692059
That's how I sound when I bust too

Yo so recently i did a little post that got quite a few (You)'s when i was celebrating bottoms and i support everything that i said, i love me some bottoms. But i wanna talk to the tops real quick, and i want all of us to remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina and we have to be a little bit more sensitive and cognitive of what were actually diving in to. And its so easy to become excited and just wanna rush in but, you cant do that with every bootyhole. Some bootyholes you gotta eat, some bootyholes you gotta finger, some bootyholes you gotta prepare, you just cannot rush in especially if you got a big dick. Like you gotta be sensitive to the bottom. Like you gotta learn to take your time and i understand especially if they got a fat ass and you been wanting that ass for a minute and they made you wait, i get it. But at the end of the day we gotta be just a little bit more sensitive and remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina, you just cannot rush up in that thing, you gotta take your time. And always get consent. Like just before you have sex like yo is this okay then once you get in and youre stroking before you start beating it up you gotta ask again, yo is this okay. Before you start doing tricks and stunts and fli- yo, is this okay. You cannot just ask consent at the beginning and then just tear that person up. No, you gotta ask consent all the way through. It makes your bottom feel safe, it puts you in a position to where you're able to do your thing better, and it makes the sexual experience that more enjoyable. So get consent, remember that the bussy is not a pussy, alright? And make sure that we give our bottoms the best experience ever, keep them coming back.

Redpill me on the cd4bbc corner of grindr.
Diseases?
Rape?
Cuddles?

dad said im really good with a hammer and that im technically minded :3

also i love holding a hammer i feel like a dwarf lol

I read the whole thing

>>40691956
twinks are mega sluts that need their hole plugged three times a day

how import chinese husband? i will give him free housing in my countryside house

need to find the app those 90 day fiance ppl use

>>40692055
Eiernockerl with tons of green salad :3
and chanterelles with egg :3 also stir fried or roasted leftover bread dumplings with egg yummy yummy ^-^

>>40692160
Forgot pic of eiernockerl

>>40692154
xD

im gonna be like angela and michael

>>40692055
i think egg is kinda mid it just feels like premature meat, good as an ingredient though

>>40692154
Do this

shiza has no excuse anymore why she isn't banging millions of ching chongs already

ive assembled more furniture than prolly 90% of you fags and im just getting started :/

>>40692181
he already looks like a girl before the wig :X im ugly

>>40692055
Deviled eggs
Eggs Benedict
Eggs in a basket
As far as what I make, my favorite eggs are scrambled eggs with ham and cheese.

>>40692204
Sassy black Amish bitch.

i wish i was that tiny and petite life is unfair

Throwing up and pissing my pants to own the libs

Literally the ideal bf

just gonna be me on my farm with my doggo, i will sculpt figurines from wood and take walks in the forest with the dog, dont need no man and no gay lifestyle making me miserable because im an ugly pos

>>40692257
this gif is from straight porn but he did gay porn but idk the name but if you look for russian twink porn you will find him

>>40692274
Thanks. I needed an activity for after work. Will report back once I'm done gooning.

>>40692279
i remember one vid in particular in like tall grass, threesome i think, i used to have porn links saved but not anymore

I hope he looks that bored in all of them. I want him to look at me with that disinterested gaze!

>>40692289
more enthusiastic in the gay vids but still russian resting bitch face yeah

I sneed to get chucked so bad it hurts fuck why do gays have to have so many STDs and why do I have to have so much anxiety about meeting a guy it's driving me crazy

>>40692181
Aww this is so cute. I would hug and love my partner forever if they did this to me :3

>>40692295
It's a slav thing not russian particularly

>>40692310
oh okay thanks for enlightening me boo głupia kurwo przemądrzała

>>40692321
Fuck you cezary.

>>40692321
Blue glupa shitto to you too

>>40692326
mutt from nowhere

>>40692330
I'm purebred.

>>40692346
purely inbred*

>>40692321
you need that bad attitude fucked out of you

you ever jerk off thinking about your bro plowing you?

>>40692362
life fucks me everyday

>>40692257
>>40692274
>>40692279
look for the one he does with this old man, he fucks the man in the ass and cums in his mouth, he looks hella dead inside, for sure a sex trafficking victim

ill sometimes jerk off thinking about my bottom bf plowing me
he doesnt know that though

>>40692326
doxxing isn't nice timur

>>40692359
Weird fantasy

>>40692400
not necessarily, ppl in russia are just really poor so those youths will often do porn for petty cash, no need to enslave anyone in such conditions

Is it cheating to do erotic role-plays with internet strangers that share my fetish and I give them a fake name and I have no intention of ever actually meeting?

>>40692418
shiza and caesar and cezary are all the same name lol

>>40692418
I'm not that flavor of retard

>>40692430
idk but it sure is goofy to erp

>>40691996
twink bottoms in the thread is this solid advice
is six pack abs make or break for you

>>40692430
what is your fetish

>>40692443
Not realizeable in the real world. It's purely fantasy

>>40692427
thats kinda sad

>>40692442
only twink bottoms here are proto troons like rexie or skinny fats lets be honest with ourselves for a moment

>>40692430
yes its cheating, i got dumped for something similar, difference being they knew who i was

>>40692465
russians are fatalists and nihilists so theyre not particularly bitter about it

>>40692460
oh are you the macro guy

>>40692475
Some****

>>40692486
what

>>40692498
Not all Russians are that way.

>>40692500
rape rape rape rape rape NOW!!!!!!

>>40692507
well duh

>>40691762
>>40691809
Who was in the wrong, Nikki or Pierre

i don't want to pay for someone else's healthcare. i would prefer to instead pay premiums not only to cover other people's healthcare but also to pay for some blood-sucking middleman's salary whose sole purpose is to deny me healthcare.

I want an e asian bf but they don’t smell like anything apparently and this is such a turn off desu

>>40692605
if i had a chinese bf i would make him smell like sex heh

>>40692190
this shit was wild i hope all those guys are made fun of by everyone for the rest of their lives.

>>40692500
What was the cream he used? I just need to fix my face redness

Good evening girls how are y'all doing tonight? xxx

>>40692623
drink water wash your face and get an appropriate amount of sun

>>40692637
Hasn't been working for me

do you like feminine male?

>>40692645
fungal infection or allergies, stop believing healthy human beings have to slather their face with product

>>40692623
It's from Village 11 Factory

if youre just curing the symptoms you make the organ weaker and dependent on the treatment, so tired of these jew ran industries

>>40692646
nah

spaceghostpurp

>the two of 'em
>spit-roasting ya
:Q_____

>>40692646
only if theyre as feminine as me

>>40692646
yeah if they aren’t crazy with it

>>40692646
I do like feminine males sis. Small soft boys.

>>40692646
no femininity is revolting

>>40692737
every single gay dude is at least a little feminine though so who do you date

>>40692743
this is bulshit

>>40692743
not really there's lots of men out there, i date fine

>>40692755
nope when i want an actual masc bottom i gotta to go the Bs because every gay dude looks like his mom

Where should I honeymoon? Do I do a resort or do we go to a cool city?

>>40692790
DC

>>40692790
white lotus 'otels

>>40692707
fem x fem

>>40692780
I look like my dad but I'm ugly even though he isn't

>>40692816
whose dick is bigger?

>>40692646
im a femboi uwu i liek me

>>40692813
yes you get it

if i listen to another bitch drone on about something retarded for an hour im gonna blow my brains out...

>>40692653
Its neither

>>40692824
his absolutely it's not even close

>>40692442
shoulders and cock

fem top bf

i could be in a relationship with a bottom tho we would just like do hand stuff, no douching for him on demand just when he wants his prostate tickled

>>40692853
no thx

>>40692844
take him to court for withholding the penis genes

>>40692866
for me not for you nigga

>>40692790
cool city by the sea

>>40692873
we're making fem tops illegal
if they even exist

>>40692872
no I'm fine with it, I like being a bottom he can keep his big dick. I just wish I could be attractive
somebody tried to compliment how I dressed over the weekend and I still feel like shit about it bc I know they were mocking me or at best giving a disingenuous compliment to an obviously ugly person to make themselves feel like a good person

bottoms should have comically large cocks because they will never use them so size isnt an issue

>>40692911
oh it's you
>>40692914
i support this

>>40692916
wat

>>40692924
i support all men having comically large cocks. with my hands and sometimes my mouth

>>40692830
how old are you?

>>40692416
Would you ever let him do it? Tfw no verse top bf

>>40692969
never spent more than a few minutes at a time on this board, whats it like there and in r9gay

I crave him and it's been years I don't think I will ever get over him

>>40692974
yes

>>40693004
get under someone else

>>40693006
why not just tell him. my bf has a thick cock but won't ever use it to fuck me. most i can get is being able to suck it

>>40693021
I've tried that and it only works while I'm actively getting fucked and even then I think about him too
maybe I should just try reaching out to him again and begging him to let me be his friend again
that sounds kind of pathetic though

r9gay really doesn't seem all that different
just more random homophobic insults

>>40693037
that's massively pathetic. don't do that

>>40693037
you should find out where he lives and kill him and eat him

you would know about homophobic insults

>>40693030
ive never bottomed before so i would have to learn the ropes first

>>40693055
?

>>40693076
who better to teach you than your bf who gets fucked regularly

>>40693076
cuteeee need verse top bf I can teach how to bottom uwu

>>40692949
what do u think?

>>40693124
37?

>>40693126
:| just about

evol laer seltaeb

>>40691395 (OP)
look at my chalkboard

>>40693047
red board
no pron
ugly kids

>>40693147
3x0==0...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ryNBItLZGc4
why do latino twinks got such big fucking mouths? i could stick a fist in there

>>40693147
it's actually missing a word, any tips?

>>40693167
so they can suck your whole shit cock and balls

Can you save me? Love me? Take care of me? Heal all my pain?

>>40693216
https://youtu.be/NI6aOFI7hms

>>40693216
your future partner wants the same thing :)

>>40693130
opi

hej hej
>>40693147
I should get a chalkboard. Might be fun for guests and stuff
>>40693221
I love the cardigans!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ypjBAIz0EQ

>>40693216
no one can save you they can only help you save yourself

>>40693221
Love that song. Swede pop should make a comeback

>>40693280
Was left a top or bottom?

>>40693216
You sound like more trouble than you're worth sis. Are you a 8/10?

>>40693289
I think thats that grapist that graped straggots?

>>40693276
wait The Cardigans are Swedish???

>>40693350
you're confusing them with cranberries
I just did the same

>>40693224
the sad part about gay relationships is both men want that but neither are willing to give it and so the relationship dies

Thoughts on chiropractors?

>>40693350
Yeah Nina Perrson was born in Orebro

I want a big hunky guy I can save and take care of

Jews have gone defcon 3 on nick fuentes and my fellow groypers this week. Candace owens, tucker carlson, andrew tate, elon musk, milo yiannopoulos, etc have all taken orders from their fbi/cia and other jewish controllers to defame nick fuentes. This is the real deep state controlling america. Even leftists plainly see whos really in control. Stand with us against israel, we are America first!

came in an asian bussy, call that xialongbao

Christ they even have the most swedish names ever. Can't believe I've listened to them this much without even noticing that
>>40693420
oh I've been there like once.

>>40693412
they're crooks but i always find it funny that people who are suspicious of western medicine will embrace there people with no training who just do random shit to you.

>>40693438
Haha imagine if they leaked Nick Fuentes' feet pics to embarrass him. I would be totally disgusted so I hope they don't do that.

>>40693293
To some I have a very unique look people either love or hate what do you look like sis poster I've always wondered >.<

sup brahs

>>40693420
guys on the bottom left and top left are hot

Feelin ya brah

awakening my third hole

>>40693458
The singer was mad cute back in their heyday. Swedish people can be so attractive. I'd imagine it's like living in a country full of models. I've heard Orebro isn't worth visiting much anymore because of immigrants.

swedish producers and songwriters run the music business, not jews

Meow meow mwoe meow meow purrr mrrrep ekk ekk ekk

>>40693542
>I'd imagine it's like living in a country full of models.
yeah it sucks cuz it means more people are prettier than you are
>>40693549
das rite
>>40693568
OMG

>>40693438
>Even leftists plainly see whos really in control...
and they lov it, their holes belong to Nick

>>40693542
Netherlands is better theyre all tall and hung there

>>40693580
>yeah it sucks cuz it means more people are prettier than you are
I've thought about how difficult it must be to live in Sweden, Norway or Netherlands for that reason. Like I'm a 9/10 in my American city but I'd be a 2/10 in Sweden probably.

>>40693593
I don't think the difference is THAT huge. Plenty of ugly freaks here as well

>>40693568
>ekk ekk ekk
is that the neck breaking?

>>40693593
wouldn't you just be shorter there? if you're good looking you won't magically turn ugly

>>40693583
And they know it. Dutch people are some of the most conceited people I've met, whereas swedish people seem to be extremely nice.

>>40693611
>Non-Europeans become mentally ill from living in Sweden
LOL

>>40693593
i don’t think nords are that much hotter but there is a LOT less obesity

>>40693603
No wtf what dafuq thats the noise kittys make when they watch birds from the window you psycho

>>40693636
this
italy, nordic countries and russia has the least obesity in europe i think

>>40693420
eww she's ugly.. why did women use to pluck their eyebrows that thing? she looks like Mr pancakes the cat

>>40693602
>Plenty of ugly freaks here as well
Those are my people
>>40693606
Yeah I'd be shorter than most women in Sweden and they would use me as a footstool.
>if you're good looking you won't magically turn ugly
You'll turn uglier though. Swedish people look like models without needing facial surgery to shim their nose or improve their jawline. They have the most perfect facial symmetry and proportions of any nationality.

Hiii

https://litter.catbox.moe/992rix.jpg

>>40693657
Slay queen show lower half of face

>>40693642
it was jarring to see, i knew america was fat but i didn’t know how fucking bad it was we need a covid level intervention

>>40693657
Giving Cher x

>>40693657
Omg Yoko Ono

>>40693622
Sweden is so perfect it filters everyone else lol
>>40693644
Nah she's gorgeous. She reminds me of Aurora.
>why did women use to pluck their eyebrows that thing?
People didn't need eyebrows prior to 9/11

Sis posters look like this and act like this

>>40693657
I wish I had gray hair

>>40693679
hot

>>40693675
LMAO

>>40693666
Nuuuu

>>40693673
>>40693675
Haha

>>40693685
For me it started like at 25

so sick of chudai and wataa

>>40693719
he looks like he was in a seminal death metal band

>>40693719
is she Indian?

>>40693701
>For me it started like at 25
My hairdresser yoinked a grey hair from me last time I got my hair cut. It's begun

>>40693719
Need him to play bass in my Burzum cover band

>>40693756
yeah aztec throatslitter kind though not dot or teepee

>>40693755
We almost matched. I went with black metal you went with death. He actually looks like Mike Inez from Alice in Chains

>>40693724
Ella Fantzgerald

>>40693719
she would would never have facial hair. centre parts are so ugly, i don't know why anyone ever does that

what kind of eyes are these/

>>40693798
washed out brown

>>40693806
I mean are they bottom, top, serial killer, wolf, etc...

>>40693798
Rape eyes

hey gays it's me idubbbz wife anisa jomha

>>40693816
mentally ill, the specific variety doesn't matter

>>40693685
He’s unbearably good looking

>>40693833
Hi sisma. I'm a gay male show me your holes might be cute

Brap tuah shit on that thang

>>40693798
pls gay rape me violently eyes

Who's going to make the new? I want a blonde twink edition pls

Twink on twink gay sex

>>40693846
i got onlyfans for that, babe, you can even meet my husband idubbbz there

>>40693884
I wanna rape idubbbz in his throat while hes tied up and fill his lungs with cum how much would that cost

>>40693675
post face

>>40693898
post hole

>>40693896
25 dollars/month, but if you use my creator code CONTENTKEK on checkup you can get 5% off

i have an easier time remembering holes than faces

nooo don't post penis in the gay thread

>>40693678
>Sweden is so perfect it filters everyone else lol
nice filter retarded nigger lover

new
>>40693963
>>40693963

>>40692618
It's almost certainly much worse than that...