Thread 40713392

I love the smell of men’s balls.

FUCK corporate america. All my homes HATE corporate america. Just let me be a lil sexy engineer and I build whatever I want wherever I want. Fucking boomers man. That's how they did it in the 70s but now it's all a scam for bureaucratic roles.

>>40713370
Tfw when no verse top bf whose balls I can drain all his work frustration from when he comes home from work and cook him his favorite meal

>>40713392 (OP)
left is hot

Feet

>>40713437
youre trying too hard tbqh

>>40713411
i love the smell of my own balls too, the euphoria from cupping them just to sniff your hand after

i love showering and being clean ESPECIALLY in countryside

Lana Del Rey elaborates on her lyrics about Ethel Cain, stating that the singer used to body-shame her:

“I didn’t know who Ethel was until a few years ago — when someone brought to my attention the disturbing and graphic side-by-side images she would often put up of me next to unflattering creatures and cartoon characters making constant comments about my weight, I was confused at what she was getting at. Then when I heard what she was saying behind closed doors from mutual friends and started inserting herself into my personal life I was definitely disturbed.”

>>40713448
wdym, im just in heat today

Can we form a separate white gays (hot minority bottoms allowed in but are on single strike probation) only community where the masc ones can build whatever they want and the fems do like TV and clothes and cooking and shit. ideallic 50s larping gay only vibes

I always get just a little freaked out when gaygen posts people that resemble exs and my heart skips a beat until I look closer.

I wonder if many people have that silent gasp reaction like when they think they see "him" in porn.

>>40713469
You have eyes like an imperial Chinese concubine

>>40713463
Ethel cain always seemed like one of those autism trannies that posts on here 4chan

>>40713481
thanks, whatever that means

imagine white males being dominated by asian males..

I want JEB

>>40713498
Anon...

>>40713498
literally does not exist and i would be glad to be shown otherwise

>>40713392 (OP)
I am in awe of the venn diagram spillover between effete feminine twinks and pretty butch dykes wherin it becomes virtually impossible to clock the difference between the two.

>>40713520
tops must obey

i want to punch an asian in the stomach while fucking him

>>40713532
I saw a really extreme one once with fisting and the white guy was getting sounded and assfucked with chains it was very scary

>>40713543
hooooot hot hot

Supposed to go to a project closing party but it's an hour away, I'm frustrated and stuck in the bs meeting, and my aspie work crush isn't even going... Might just drink and masturbate and stay home. Much like most nights.

/lgbt/ is into femboys without a hint of maleness, /fit/ is into masculine women that are disgusting muscular. Who is more gay?

>>40713472
>ideallic
you just had your first strike, nigger, and you are out!

>>40713578
i am jebsexual

I gave you all the clues officer.

>>40713392 (OP)
I should look this image up. My brain is clocking them as latino for some reason. I will get to it later.

>>40713627
yeah and then we raped their asses so hard their entire nation started acting molested

Flipping
Fraying
Fighting
Fucking

Everyone in the room
Let's make up for wasted time

I can't stop, I won't stop
Over and over, inside out
My mind's tripping
Don't give a fuck about how I'm living

Don't wanna think, don't wanna feel
Might not be such a bad idea
If I don't make it home
I'm probably better off alone

>>40713642
lol

>>40713570
type shit

>>40713532
>she doesn't even know van darkholme sama
UNCULTURED SWINE

>>40713622
https://www.instagram.com/denis.kogaj/
i think theyre chinese/russian or something like that

Delta, save me, Delta

>>40713570
>my aspie work crush
invite

delta this, delta that, delta can’t break your back

he's replying to himself lol

Money money this, money money that, profit will make me wallet fat

>>40713662
heh you posted while I was looking. If I am reading the web correctly, its telling me that they are twins of "Kazakh and Korean" heritage. That seems like a great blend. Both are attractive peoples. I think I was imagining they were Argentine or Brazilian, or Criollo, by mistake obviously.

I cant get into my IG rn so I dont quite know what they do yet. But still all interesting.

g2g ty

i want chicken, i want liver, meow mix, meow mix, what's for dinner

>>40713726
Idk if he's gay or just autistic. I can never tell. I sent him a message with a dumb question I already knew the answer to about the party to try and sus out if he was going. He's "got other stuff going on which precludes him from attending" which is the aspiest way to say that but ig he's not going so what's the point

>>40713762
Even better, chicken livers. Tasty, tasty.

>>40713655
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!

Liver is gross.

freshie this, freshie that a teenie drained my sack

Chad!Delta would impale me on his cock, literally walking around with my legs dangling while he brutally fucked me, before burying my face in the bed and railing me until he nuts

>finally finish rehab
>feel more depressed bc it's like losing a group of ppl I care about
very pathetic!

>>40713832
lol

does anyone like to smell their own farts

>>40713832
time to relapse!

>>40713841
****** does

>>40713832
Time to fire up the bong paige. The devil's lettuce awaits

>>40713851
I actually thought about that lol
I'm just going to try to find a job instead actually, that way when I do relapse I'll have money to spend on drugs instead of having to suck dick for it

>>40713841
I'm in fart rehab now.

>>40713862
I actually have some mushrooms that need to be transferred to substrate shortly lol
uh in Minecraft

>>40713872
New business idea: sell mushrooms to other people, make friends and drugs your job. You'll never work a day in your life when you love what you do.

insane troon

>>40713885
becoming a drug dealer is not a business idea... but a good one nonetheless.

>>40713914
Ethel Cain

i want 2 rape n torture gay men and then kill them when they make me bored

need the lateenie

>>40713940
I'm writing a story about a man who shrinks gay men and treats them as his sex toys and then when their body breaks he disposes of/eats them and gets another

>>40713967
Ew I'd rather rape the rapist than that fem freak

>>40713967
how i look with straight acting dl in my bio

>>40713967
We need fem twinks in horror movies

>Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance
That means I'm a fucking genius because I know I'm a fucking idiot. Suck my dick, y'all

>>40713885
that really does sound ideal, maybe I'll move to a state where that's legal and do that for a living

>>40714000
Love it.

>>40713960
>eating your sex toys

Need a haircut

I was thinking of doing a full dose of shrooms instead of microdosing. Then play tetris effect or watch something 3d and listen to music. Or, chilling and floating down the creek would be nice.

>>40713392 (OP)
I remember being a teen twink and having cringy ass borderline dyke hairstyles sometimes like left. Forgot being gay means people want me to look somewhat manly lol

Got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

>>40714039
just wondering, do people think this is attractive?

>>40714033
Vore is a big thing in macro. I'm not a fan since I like to survive my fantasies but hey there's an audience for it.

>>40714086
>do people think big butts are attractive
Yes

>CDC doing drugs and gooning away into an early grave
Only the good die young :(

>>40714086
Yes

>>40714066
I’ve only done psychedelic drugs a couple times but Smash Bros 3d on 3ds all night was amazing.

>>40714086
"gay clothing" is very ugly, shit makes even nice bodies completely unerotic but gays have bad taste so they love gooning over shit like that

>>40714099
That’s a nice ass ass but I’d say a smaller but still fit ass is nicer. I’m white. Only black guys like a big Debaser style Kim K booty

Pork chops, chicken sausages, or eggplant parm for dindin?

>>40714122
eggplant parm sounds nice

>>40714101
Actually I jerked off twice, but I do feel like I need to cum again.
>>40714105
I'd do drugs with my friends and have sleepovers. We'd download a bunch of different movies and stay up all night.

>>40714137
Fair enough. Gotta make my own sauce and I'm gonna try grilling the eggplant rather than breading it. We shall see

>>40714144
50 year old guys don't have sleepovers lol you're funny man.

>>40714112
it doesn't read as gay clothing to me, just feminine

Ideal relationship??

>>40714151
You don't. Horny guys do.

>>40714159
Flip the top and bottom roles, and I'm in

>>40714164
Why so many screens lil bro

just dropping in to ask something
there's a really cute twink who started working at my job recently and he gave me an awkward hello, the last few days I noticed he's carrying a tote bag to work and putting it under his armpit like a complete fag
he has to be gay, right?

>>40714122
Eggplant parm if it’s a good place or you’re good at making it. Easily

>>40714161
Oh yeah that must be it.

>>40714175
i think it works for uber

>>40714177
Not necessarily. Does he have any gay mannerisms? Have you caught him looking at your dick?>>40714186

>>40714159
Bottoms want to use me for my dick. Just like women.

>>40714159
what exactly is the bottom imagining?

>>40714194
he looks pretty fucking gay in an innate way

>>40714159
Only if they are both vers

>>40714218
You’re not ready to be gay if you don’t have the balls to just ask a guy you find cute “are you gay”

>>40713967
THATS A MAN, BABY!

>>40714200
All you are is a piece of meat, top.

I had a nightmare that my boyfriend took me to a party and I was alone on the balcony and then I saw him outside kissing a young 18 yr old girl then when I confronted him about it all his friends laughed at me and defended him then while I waited for him to shower so he could drive me home I walked into the bathroom and his friend (male) was sucking him off through his boxers
It was terrible I feel like braking up with him should I talk to him about it or just block him

Imagine Debasers ample XXXXL booty plapping down on my meager 6.5” twink dick while the bitch moans in heat.

He could literally fuck me to death probably or my dick would snap right off

>>40714228
not very customary in Slavic culture but I'm probably gonna have to after spectating some more
I also look significantly younger than I am and I'm fine with 18-20yos approaching me but kinda uneasy the other way around

that little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
yeah buddy, that's his own hair

>>40714204
Use YOUR imagination, Delta

>>40714245
kek

Reminder that Ethel cain used to torture dogs for fun and admitted to being an animal torturer

me omw home to beat my top husband and take his salary

>>40714164
seethe
>>40714175
>>40714190
i need the two on the left for work, and my lappy on the right i use for personal emails and 4chan using my own internet and not the work wifi. not uber

>>40714255
What's worse is that in the nightmare I was listening to Phoebe Bridgers on the balcony on the lowest volume setting so nobody could hear me

>>40714261
facts

>>40714260
They really tried to cancel her and lost

>>40714255
https://youtu.be/sDsdLfvmNms?si=m-ah8plSLuDgA-82
Does this make me more of a pathetic cuck in the nightmare or what

>>40714250
oh I see it now

bump

>>40714292
him

>>40714261
based. Brats unite

why has texanon abandoned us? why doesn't he bless gaygen with his presence often these days? :(

>>40714321
he got a bf with an ascites fetish

>>40714321
Texanon was diagnosed with HIV a couple days ago

>>40713509
>>40713607
why?

>>40714177
Normalize tote bags not being gay
>>40714313
idk man

bunp

>>40714248
What kind of slav are you?

>>40714341
Damn he twink died hard

>>40714177
Fuck I rly wanna get a Pliage but ugh that would be very faggy idk if I'm ready to pull that off at work yet

ump

hump

I want to be the average, 5’11”, 6/10 straight acting 27 year old employed white top of a cute 18 year old bottom.

yea

punp

I'm spiraling about my nightmare and nobody will help me so I've gone to Reddit you people would rather talk about neo vaginas and Ethel cain

>>40714384
kino. Ryuichi Sakamoto was so handsome
>>40714387
Need a new bag too. Pliage isn't really my style tho but they are nice. They don't look thaat faggy right?

Do you think Ethel cain has had bottom surgery

>>40714417
Whenever somebody wrongs me in my dreams I seek apologies in real life. I can't let this mental stress ruin the vibes in my friendships it's too toxic

>>40714417
Best part about dreams is that they ARENT REAL

Eggplant: salted
Sauce: simmering
Wine: poured
Lube: opened
Towel: down

Nightmares are nature's cop out.

>>40714426
Lol I've done this. Responses range from bemused to dismissive. My future bf will be the one who takes me seriously and is sincere in his apology.

>>40714421
> They don't look thaat faggy right?
If you say so... I think uhm... totes are very faggy. Atm I usually wear a jute tote t it's just not cutting it anymore :/

>>40714431
lol

>>40714452
yeah they look a bit faggy maybe but I also see alot of straight guys walking around with them. Maybe that's just cuz men are just faggy in general where I live

>>40714431
Man of culture I see

I had a dream that I was in an alley with Joe Kovacs and he placed his hands either side of me on the wall behind me and he was so large and so wide. I go to kiss him but he doesn't kiss me back. Then he places his thumb on my chin and smiles, saying, "You're quite bold, aren't you, little puppy?" And then he wraps his massive arms around my slight body and we make out and it's so hot I wake up and immediately go to masturbate.

>>40714459
Yeah that could be... Where I live totes p much equal fags I think. Straights generally wear baggy street style and backpacks.

>>40714428
So you don't think he should apologize dreams are real btw they exist inside reality

>>40714474
My thoughts are real things that exist in reality.

>>40714474
Dreams are meaningless noise.

>>40714478
Yeah so if you even think your boyfriend is cheating he is

I'd be much more likely to believe in God if he wasn't commonly depicted as a old man with a beard who's a humorless killjoy and more of a gorgeous hunk who wanted to control me

>>40714474
bitch you're not Ariene Yeong dreams aren't real also if they were it was your dirty mind that manifested them not your bf

>>40714491
thats just a fat guy

>>40713392 (OP)
We can not under-estimate the power of words.

Words that start with "L" and end with "N". Yes: those words are aphrodisiacs unlike any money ever printed.

It is hidden in the rainbow!

my bottom gives me rusty trombones after I've bicycled 10 miles, pre shower btw

>>40714496
God would be better as a jolly fat guy than a creepy old dude too

I'm obsessed with Louis Hoffmann today... Has anyone seen Lilies not for me? Is it good?

>>40714375
italian genetics be like that

>>40714488
No, that's called manifesting, which is a more esoteric, controversial form of thought. A thought can exist in reality as itself. I can think "I want an apple" and that is a real thought that I had.

>>40714518
id run the fuck away if someone sent me this message

>>40714521
Your thoughts exist outside of shared reality.

another migraine day, feels like someone is squeezing my brain in a vise

come to me yeb…

R8 my pussy

>>40714529
Why I was showing him my plushy and my kitty before and he said
>Wow
This is good right

>>40714532
The synapses firing in my brain to form these thoughts are very much real

>>40714545
10/10 what a cutey

https://youtu.be/94ClEej035s?si=9wNnizLQyz8GsUAK
Chill with me, baby.

dreams dreams dreams hot men hot men hot men I bend over lalala life's good let's share some primitivo and have classic carbonara with fresh basil before making out watching the skies of Florence from a balcony
(I rot in my bed on 4chan all day)

>BOTTOM HAHAHAHAHAA OH NOOOO HAHAHAHAH

How do you respond to this top without sounding pissed off?

>>40714550
Thoughts not in ur brain dummy, they exist on a different plane of reality cant u feel that.

>>40714548
feeling insecure over a dream is an understandable brain but actually airing it out to the person is something you do once as a 13 year old then learn never to do again, you gotta hold that stuff in yourself

>>40714564
All of that sounds ideal to be honest. Except I don't look like a Scottish model..

>>40714574
I need a top with an aggressively Scottish accent that fucks me while taking swigs of Scotch and slapping my thighs with the other hand

>>40714570
There's no other planes of reality but this one though

>>40714574
which is why only hot guys make it in the end

>>40714572
You guys told me it's a good idea

>>40714545
very judgemental eyes

>>40714593
Tell me you've never done drugs without telling me you've never done drugs. Greet the rectangle ppl for me if ur ever in a khole and say hi to them from me :))

>>40714341
yum. me. yummy

Are you self conscious about the look of your belly button

>>40714595
i must not have been here then, sorry
hopefully he finds it cute and endearing

>>40714597
He looks grumpy but is cuddly baby. I miss bottle feeding him.

>>40714545
>>40714580
So pretty! Whats his/her name?
>>40714564
Ok but srsly why don't more guys dress like this? Atleast during winter ya know?
>>40714567
>How do you respond to this top without sounding pissed off?
I'd start crying

>>40714614
He said
>You are too funny
What does this mean

>>40714611
Kind of.

>>40714618
He is Hugo. He was found with dead siblings.

>>40714611
visually it looks fine but there's a 25% chance of there being some dry cum in it at any given moment which may be an issue

>>40714631
he looks adorable in here

>>40714631
omg im dying hes so adorable and sad looking! hugooo

Rate my ass

There are many planes of reality
https://youtu.be/N9XKLqGqwLA?si=XiV3YK9Hvy7tRdN8

>>40714631
Kute

>>40714653
and you are obese in all of them

>>40714604
I've never done drugs except for weed and I'm an alcoholic and there is no god and nothing happens after we die and this is the only plane of existence

>>40714629
he thinks it's a bit odd and doesn't really know how to respond to what you said

>>40714649
Don’t care about ass
Post belly

I love his ears were folded still.

>>40714618
A lot of guys I know dress like this - I'm pretty glad to be European

>>40714649
not enough data

Why is every white gaygen post just. Absolutely devastatingly white? Like, disappear into a snowfield levels of pale. Is it really a meme and you guys truly do not go outside?

>>40714611
I think mine's quite okay desu

>>40714611
lol wtf is he doing in my bathroom

Honest thoughts

>>40714684
In Yakutsk there is little sunshine.

>>40714684
cause dey dont bax dey ass in da sun

>>40714698
Love him and his gf theyre adorable and really nice people

>>40714675
you have no hair at all on your body, timur

>>40714678
Like that? Sure alot of guys dress like that too but the other pic hits different for whatever reason prolly cuz of the sweater and his looks lol
>>40714684
W-what? Like we're pale?
>>40714698
Looks like Master Blaster from that one Mad Max movie with Tina Turner

>>40714684
I want to do this to blobby

Normalise gay

you guys ever consider moving to puerto rico? i’m told they hold elderly women in high esteem

>>40714692
8.9/10 but please prepare yourself hairless for your top.

>>40714716
I do In the common areas, im not a monkey.
Except, in this pic, I shaved a section of my leg and it never grow back. My test is good too so idk.

>>40714720
Yeah I agree it's not on the same level. Original vintage shit just hits different - especially the British heritage love are just mwha perfection

time for squeak..

>>40714735
Thx yeah I should shave again ur right...

>>40714741
its gonna huff when im done with it

In retrospect… there were signs.

Want garlic bread but don't have the energy to bake nor do I want to put on pants and go to the store

>>40714692
stop shaving your belly bb

>>40714720
i so pale

>>40714755
i make squeak with my vocal chords.

>>40714728
I'd rather live in Cuba where it's still 1959. Seems like a good time in Cuba or the Eastern European countries that are really poor, because everyone hangs out together and listens to the Bee Gees and Abba because they're the most current musical reference

Why are white people white?

As a brown piece of poop, it makes me seethe.

>>40714692
Neuron activation

>>40714759
then get doordash. izzy pizzy

>>40714754
Didn't mean to be a downer, your tummy is very flat and pretty

>>40714698
He looks like hes on xtc O.O

>>40714611
I think mine's quite okay desu

Does anyone want to see my belly?

Oops i posted girls. I need to preview pics before I hit Post if I'm going to pretend to be gay.

>>40714772
theres nothing wrong with your balkan genes, bébé

>>40714792
Think we already did >>40714790

>>40714771
This picture is giving me a weird sense of nostalgia. I miss epadunk and drinking kir

>>40714792
you will just troll us with some other guy's pics -_-

>>40714792
Yes

>>40714804
I miss when women thought i was attractive and marriage material. Lole. What's kir though?

>>40714611
No. I've noticed even if it's not unusual looking some guys seem self conscious about it or surprised if I touch it. It's kinda cute

Be nice to Timur or I'm gonna cry

>>40714807
I mix real pics with the other pics lol

>>40714771
They got British written all over their faces

Timur slapped my vagina once and called me a sow

>>40714804
why do you stan winona ryder so much? did you like girl, interrupted? were you pissed that angelina jolie stole all the the limelight in that movie?

>>40714828
thought it was the spice girls for a sec

wait some of you are actually obese?
i thought it was a joke

>>40714826
*tickling you until you pee your pants*

>>40714842
Yeah some of us are obese

>>40714817
Same kinda stuff they're drinking except different brand.
>>40714835
I just really like her she seems really sweet. Some sort of energy about her
>did you like girl, interrupted?
Yes! It was great and beautiful and made me cry a little too
>were you pissed that angelina jolie stole all the the limelight in that movie?
nah. She was great too
>>40714826
puking
>>40714828
>They got British written all over their faces
They're swedish

>>40714826
*poke*

>>40714865
SLUT!!!!

>>40714842
sorry

>>40714865
Doesn't look obese

>>40714865
Just be a top, bottoms like unfit guys

Hell you might want to try getting even fatter

>>40714867
> swedish
ah okay yeah somehow nordic foids overdo the tan look and it's just repelling

fr just learned that vietnam is bordered by three other countries. thought that shit was an island my entire life.

>>40714865
>>40714890
As a bottom I 110% approve of this belly. I'm getting so called 'neuron' activation here.

I don't care if a guy is a little soft. As long as he's healthy looking and kinda cute I'm fine. I like a little jiggle

Do you dance?
>>40714675
Cute cat

>>40714908
Whoops meant to link this post >>40714889

>>40714901
Thailand, Laos, Cambodia?

>>40714914
Yessir I dance a lot

Maintaining my weight for now but I fear the day shit starts going downhill cuz god knows I'm not gonna do anything about it
>>40714890
Its such a timeless look desu
>>40714901
omg stuupid

>>40714918
Oh no whats happening to me... o.o.... -.- i want to be neenja~

>>40714914
I'm Cuban so yes

>>40714918
I wish. China boy was made for it. As soon as they see a fine ass white guy, the chinese male's body begins estrogen production and his boyhole starts ovulating.

>>40714922
The north borders China I believe

>>40714933
timeless like a commie block lol

>>40714901
>american education

>>40714918
I don't want to eat cats and dogs. I barely enjoy civilized people's meats

>>40714924
>>40714936
I'm groovin' & workin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN7he0b0sK8
>>40714944
for sure

>>40714943
yup, i learnt because i saw this picture and want to visit now (right near the vietnam/china border)
>>40714948
australian, but that doesn't make it better because we also fought in vietnam

>Australian
hiii

>>40714958
How can you not enjoy meat? I thought you were masc timmy

I would eat dogs and cats If I was Chinese it's just cultural diversity

>>40714980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcXRWGXFGg8

>>40714998
would u eat my kitty (bussy)

>>40714993
Did you ever realize that Nordic sounds like an Australian saying no dick
>Naur dik

>>40714968
I visited Hanoi briefly and you gotta prepare yourself for the very congested streets. People drive mopeds there like crazy and you have to steel yourself to walk calmly and predictably across a crosswalk so you don't get clipped because the mopeds literally do not stop. They're not all that bitter about Americans as far as I can tell. Apparently they really like John McCain because he did a lot of work repairing our countries' relationship

>>40715010
incredible

>>40714993
Landon?

>>40715016
>>40715016
>>40715016
new gay thread

bump

>>40715091
bbump

yeah

gay gay gay

>>40715155
based based based

i am into soft skinny effeminate gay men who are simultaneously shy and domineering. cute nerds are peak.
he should be merciless during gay sex; yet courteous as can be. bottoms only understand one language, afterall. i need a male who can truly put me in my place. one who can respect me as an equal, despite knowing what i am (sub fag)

yeah im hetero too

i'm squeak

err, i'm not joking.. i'm actually a huge faggot even if i dont act like it

>>40714995
I have texture issues like a little girl

>see genuinely one of the most beautiful twinks on grindr in the morning
>think about what to say
>eh whatever, I'll just go get my morning mango loco and do it afterwards
>lo and behold twink is the cashier at the shop
>noway.exe
>do a double take
>do a triple take
>consider doing a quadruple take but he's already noticed me looking at him and I don't want to look like a creep
>itsdefinitelyhim.jpeg
>scans my stuff
>looks absolutely dead inside like he's so done with this shit
>say thank you, have a nice rest of your day
>doesn't really look at me and murmurs something
Damn

>>40715742
that's gotta suck you should still send him a message on Grindr, maybe hide your face, and show your cock