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Anonymous No.40727292 >>40730198 >>40730199 >>40730879
/cisgaygen/ Halloween Costume Edition
>>40724876

What do you plan to dress up as for Halloween this year?
Anonymous No.40727470
A sand witch. Basically surfer vibes with the zinc nose and a driftwood broom. Maybe a pointy sunhat if I can find it.
Anonymous No.40727989
lilly tino
Anonymous No.40729649
mickey mouse
Anonymous No.40729714 >>40730198
>3.5% swipe rate
>42.5% match rate
is this good?
Anonymous No.40730004
I need a powerful Aryan prince charming to save me.
Anonymous No.40730164
I was so close to being born with blonde hair and blue eyes. My dad and my siblings have all have blonde/blue. I would get so much Asian pussy if I'd just been born like them dammmmmmmm
m
Anonymous No.40730170 >>40730173 >>40730284
Is it worth living past twinkdeath?
Anonymous No.40730173
>>40730170
no
post hole
Anonymous No.40730182
not wearing socks when it's cold... that's erotic
Anonymous No.40730198 >>40730225 >>40730315 >>40730354 >>40730886
What the fuck do you even have to do that's bad enough to warrant your parent beating you? I think the worst thing I ever did was to suck at math and time I got a virus on our computer
>>40727292 (OP)
idk I can never decide lol. Was thinking boxer might be simple enough I just need to buy sweatpants, gloves and a new hoodie. Thanks for reminding me
>>40729714
dating apps seem dystopian to me
Anonymous No.40730199 >>40730440
>>40727292 (OP)
Sister hong
Anonymous No.40730217
i can’t stop farting
Anonymous No.40730222 >>40730234 >>40730257
makeup on men is gross
Anonymous No.40730225 >>40730227 >>40730257
>>40730198
Both my parents would beat us, me and my brothers. My dad was nice enough to only beat us on the legs or ass but my mom would punch or slap in the face. She would use weapons too. If you got her mad you're going to regret it. But that's probably why I'm a top to be fair because of the violence.
Anonymous No.40730227 >>40730232 >>40730236
>>40730225
are you brown?
Anonymous No.40730230
sounds white to me
Anonymous No.40730232
>>40730227
white people beat their kids into the 2000s
Anonymous No.40730234 >>40730243 >>40730449
>>40730222
makeup in general is gross I wish women wouldn't wear it either
Anonymous No.40730236
>>40730227
Sure why not
Anonymous No.40730243 >>40730248
>>40730234
i'm gay, i don't care what women do with their lives
Anonymous No.40730248 >>40730296 >>40730314
>>40730243
it ruins asmr videos they always put on whore paint and it means I can't relax
Anonymous No.40730251
https://youtu.be/KGAAhzreGWw?si=-K0tcV7Rq6uRXOnz
Anonymous No.40730257 >>40730266 >>40730303
>>40730222
I think it can look cute sometimes. eye makeup especially
>>40730225
Jesus. No wonder people turned into cereal killers.
Anonymous No.40730266 >>40730314 >>40730325
>>40730257
My uncle was a serial killer. Lol I'm not joking or making it up.
Anonymous No.40730284 >>40730314
>>40730170
time to troon
Anonymous No.40730296
>>40730248
>asmr videos
yeah i can't relate to whatever that is
Anonymous No.40730303 >>40730314
>>40730257
you would think so
Anonymous No.40730308 >>40730311
I can only relax to unintentional male ASMR. Intentional ASMR is too phony and women's voices set me on edge.
Anonymous No.40730311
>>40730308
Bob Ross time
Anonymous No.40730314 >>40730320 >>40730321 >>40730367
>>40730248
Male asmr is better anyway. Some of them have makeup too tho lol
>>40730266
and now it's your turn to carry the torch
>>40730284
omg I googled her. Every picture looks CRAZY. Good for her tho
>>40730303
I know so
Anonymous No.40730315
>>40730198
It doesn't matter what you do or don't do they beat you because theyre psychopaths and they get off on the powertrip of destroying and letting their frustrations out on a defenceless child "discipline" is just a cover they use to justify it and if they're of the cowardly retard variety to delude themselves into believing they're still a good person
Anonymous No.40730320 >>40730327 >>40730355
>>40730314
you were dropped on the head a child
Anonymous No.40730321
>>40730314
he used knives
Anonymous No.40730325 >>40730343
>>40730266
How many did he kill and how? Requestimg a murder mystery truecrime slayercast ep
Anonymous No.40730326
https://x.com/zachbreechen/status/1956562695089438932
Anonymous No.40730327 >>40730347
>>40730320
the cutest twinks are retarded. as soon as the twink starts talking about differential equations im planning on how i can ghost him
Anonymous No.40730343 >>40730399
>>40730325
I don't know. He never married or had kids of his own, but he was closest to my dad because my dad always defended him when he got into trouble. So when he was dying he confessed to my dad that the rumors was true and he had killed people in southern California and the east coast when he was in the military. He was never caught for any of it. Detectives came to our house and wanted to talk to my dad several times to try to get him to rat out my uncle, but he never gave him up. My uncle was suspect in several killings in southern California when he was still alive but after he died ig they dropped it. We never had to deal with detectives again after that.
Anonymous No.40730345
Murder mystery and makeup mondaaaayyyy sanasa sanasa sanasasa sana... saaaa
Anonymous No.40730347 >>40730356
>>40730327
being attracted to retarded people is a sign
Anonymous No.40730351 >>40730355 >>40730357
>he gives you this look
Wwyd
Anonymous No.40730352
i need this

https://x.com/TaoistMasseurUK/status/1938727055538983053
Anonymous No.40730354
>>40730198
>dating apps seem dystopian to me
it's even worse when you live in a mid-size eastern European city
but I gotta say it's unusual that half of the people who liked me first are 18-20 year olds despite my range being like 18-29, some look so young I feel pretty uncomfortable liking back
Anonymous No.40730355
>>40730320
I'm intelligent tho
>>40730351
His eyes are so creepy what da hell
Anonymous No.40730356
>>40730347
I'm retarded myself. Disabled people need to defend each other.
Anonymous No.40730357 >>40730360 >>40730417
>>40730351
Give him this look right back
Anonymous No.40730360 >>40730369
>>40730357
She mewed for too log
Anonymous No.40730367
>>40730314
>Male asmr is better anyway
I can't relax to a male voice
I dunno something about how my brain is wired
Anonymous No.40730369
>>40730360
KEK
Anonymous No.40730373 >>40730387 >>40730388 >>40730422 >>40730424
Would you date a former straight trans woman, who has sworn off hrt for good, and now identifies as a normal gay man - who took hrt for ~ 5 years and felt the effects were not right for them and they didn't want to be a woman after all?
Anonymous No.40730382 >>40730388
BLUE EYES ARE NOT CREEPY IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS RACISM just because it's against white people doesbt mean it's not racist
Anonymous No.40730387
>>40730373
ok!
Anonymous No.40730388
Todays fit im thinking: Square pattern socks, High rise jeans, Small white tshirt, big blue flannel.
>>40730373
former chuck's woman, now identifies as a normal sneed's man
>>40730382
You're right but that guy had some creepy ass eyes he looked like a skinwalker
Anonymous No.40730397 >>40730402
I was born with blue eyes white skin and brown hairs just because I look this way doesn't mean I'm scary
Anonymous No.40730399 >>40730411
>>40730343
Oh chile this tea finna make your haters crash out good again xD
Anonymous No.40730402
>>40730397
it does
Anonymous No.40730407
Actually you know racism against whites is common place and its disgusting people because white people are a MINORITY in the world and the world needs more of them because otherwise it will be all brown and diversity is important
Anonymous No.40730410 >>40730415
My eyes are just weird. Like a mix of blue and green so it sort of depends on which way you are looking at them. I still catch myself looking in the mirror trying to decide which color they have more of and can never decide, like they are perfectly mixed or something.
Anonymous No.40730411
>>40730399
My haters finna be neva leavin theys house and the kind of people to zoom in 500x on a picture to find a flaw. We ain't sweatin them honey
Anonymous No.40730415
>>40730410
damn, post hole
Anonymous No.40730417
>>40730357
The power of buccal fat removal
Anonymous No.40730422 >>40730455
>>40730373
5 years is crazy bro
Anonymous No.40730424
>>40730373
only if theyre good looking, if youve ruined everything with ffs, hrt tits and srsussy then forget about it, people need to live with the consequences of their decisions
Anonymous No.40730427
I can't see how people can romanticize serial killers like there's no romance in it if you're just one of many it's like making love to a giga manwhore. I'd rather be killed by a guy that's never done it before or is very inexperienced
Anonymous No.40730429 >>40730434
Brown people's are going to say one day where did all the white people go and then there will be no more
Anonymous No.40730434
>>40730429
no they won't
Anonymous No.40730440
>>40730199
this was really clever, i enjoyed it
Anonymous No.40730442 >>40730448
Would you still be gay if you got chinese luxury molested in the pussy?
Anonymous No.40730445
im mr sterlings right hand arm... MAN im mr sterling everything... im his confidant... his best friend... his silly rabbit
Anonymous No.40730446 >>40730452
Reversed image searched a selfie and basically I'm this phenotype which makes me brown which gives me the right to:
1. the N-word pass
2. a white state mandated boyfriend
Questions?
Anonymous No.40730448 >>40730467
>>40730442
>chinese luxury molested in the pussy?
?
Anonymous No.40730449 >>40730461
>>40730234
vanity sends many women and men to hell for simply wearing makeup, fake eyelashes, fake nails, fake hair (wigs, toupees), designer clothes, having muscles..
i don't think people realize how easy it is to go to hell
are you more focused on your physique and appearance or God?
Anonymous No.40730452 >>40730482
>>40730446
sybau up paige
Anonymous No.40730455 >>40730463 >>40730469
>>40730422
I was rooming with 2 other straight trans women in Boston and housing is really expensive there and it was this characterful older townhouse for a wicked good price and they were buying bulk estrogen powder from China and formulating it themselves (we are all chemical engineers) and they would just inject me once a week and I didn't think much about it. I was in a graduate program and I was so swamped with work and school I just didn't pay attention until I felt uncomfortable in my own body and had to stop and move out. It was hard because we really were friends.
Anonymous No.40730461 >>40730525
>>40730449
>i don't think people realize how easy it is to go to hell
we do, religious people never shut up about it.
Anonymous No.40730463 >>40730486
>>40730455
Sounds like a polycule. Have you ever worn diapers as an adult?
Anonymous No.40730465 >>40730881
Anonymous No.40730467
>>40730448
pussy molested gay luxury chinese?
Anonymous No.40730469
>>40730455
that sounds like a fuckin hostage situation kek
Anonymous No.40730472
I talked to a tranny in discord who was in a polycule with another troon who went by Normal. Normal was an obese Sasquatch male rapist. But he had a big dick. Squeak.
Anonymous No.40730478
>.< Squeak my boyfriend wanted a polycule and I threatened to kill myself
Anonymous No.40730480
squeaky clean penits >.<
Anonymous No.40730482
>>40730452
I'm not paige
Anonymous No.40730486 >>40730501
>>40730463
No, I'm exclusively androphilic. One of them I met in college and the other the one I knew from college had met going to another high school from community theater.
They took me to nice restaurants, museums, even the opera once. And more importantly, treated me like family, when my own family has kinda abandoned me. It worked until it didn't work for me and I realized feminization wasn't making me happy.
Anonymous No.40730493 >>40730519
Anonymous No.40730494
I want cum to enter my divk
Anonymous No.40730501 >>40730507
>>40730486
How long have you been off of hrt? Are you cute let's cut the jive talk
Anonymous No.40730507 >>40730515
>>40730501
almost 3 years now
no, i'm like the definition of a 4/10
my charm gets me through life
Anonymous No.40730510 >>40730519
Why do people think harnesses are hot it just makes me think what are you zip lining why do you need a harness
Anonymous No.40730515
>>40730507
I'm glad you're doing better and feel happier in your own skin. I honestly don't know how trannies can starve themselves and then cope with booze and drugs, it seems like an empty life that leads to nothing good.
Anonymous No.40730518 >>40730535
I just think serial killers are pussies. The term has been so glamorized that it doesnt even make sense to call them that. Its only a series to people cataloging victims. When you stop pretending theres some cerebral narrative to it, its just some sperg exploiting peoples trust to be a cruel mega dick. The power to kill the helpless and trusting is not some flex if its just some reject baiting the unexpecting. They dont seem so scary when they meet someone like a cop putting a bullet in their head for a change. Its basically just a wild animal.

Its the way they are depicted I guess. People swoon over these people who usually look exactly the way you would expect a sperg to look. No one is celebrating Columbian or Israeli soldiers or ISIS fags and they murder civilians in cold blood every day. Same with gangbangers and narcos.

Murders of complete strangers are pretty common. You hear about the ones who kill a few. You rarely hear about the equally psycho losers who killed just one. Literal tens of thousands of these assholes every year just in the US.
Anonymous No.40730519
>>40730510
because they see pics like >>40730493
and think the harness is what makes the pic attractive and not the shredded guy. and then you have tons of manatees trying to strap a harness over their moobs
Anonymous No.40730525 >>40730541
>>40730461
would you rather not like to be warned of your impending doom?
Anonymous No.40730535
>>40730518
I can see why God prefers saving them and pedophiles over someone lukewarm who has only sinned a little bit by mostly doing nothing. They have audacity and drive.
Anonymous No.40730538 >>40730542 >>40730549
I don't care about serial killers or pedophiles. People have wasted my life being as cruel to me as they felt they could get away with and I hope everyone gets raped and then murdered.
Anonymous No.40730541
>>40730525
no
Anonymous No.40730542 >>40730548
>>40730538
What happened?
Anonymous No.40730548 >>40730555
>>40730542
It doesn't matter. People are cruel to gays. I don't care at all if some kid got raped or your cousin got executed by a gang. I'm supposed to fake emotions I don't have and that you never had for me when I was in pain.
Pedophile hysteria is the most tedious aspect of modern society.
Anonymous No.40730549 >>40730552
>>40730538
everything in life is about trying to get you to turn to God, why does this keep happening? why me? people are so cruel
but you aren't listening
Anonymous No.40730552 >>40730560
>>40730549
>God
brainwashing bullshit
the collective will wants me dead for being gay
fuck them all
Anonymous No.40730555
>>40730548
Maybe you should try to rest. I don't believe we know each other. I don't know anyone here on any kind of meaningful level.
Anonymous No.40730560 >>40730565
>>40730552
you idolize this "gay" thing..that it has become part of your identity when it use to be just a little tiny voice in your small little boy body that you didn't pay attention to
you focused on it until it became larger than life and now it has consumed you..
Anonymous No.40730565 >>40730569 >>40730595
>>40730560
people have tried to shatter me for being gay
they have put all their effort in to painting me as a bad person
Anonymous No.40730569 >>40730572
>>40730565
which people?
Anonymous No.40730571 >>40730580 >>40730584
Anonymous No.40730572 >>40730583 >>40730586
>>40730569
almost everyone I meet except other gays
Anonymous No.40730579 >>40730585 >>40730599 >>40730640
Are you enjoying being gay
Anonymous No.40730580 >>40730591
>>40730571
i want to bang his chan iykwim
Anonymous No.40730583 >>40730590
>>40730572
It sounds like you're leaving something out of your story, or you're from a repressive shithole country
Anonymous No.40730584
>>40730571
looks stupid as hell, very cringe
Anonymous No.40730585
>>40730579
I actually love being gay I just think most people should be executed for being homophobes and society could repopulate with the remaining 100,000 people.
Anonymous No.40730586 >>40730590
>>40730572
sounds like shit country syndrome. are you american?
Anonymous No.40730590 >>40730596 >>40730613
>>40730583
>or you're from a repressive shithole country
no, theoretical leftist big american city
turns out leftists hate gays too they just lie about it to your face
>leaving something out
people usually blame me for what happened, you would too, you are sick with the disease they have

>>40730586
yes
Anonymous No.40730591
>>40730580
ikwym
Anonymous No.40730595 >>40730598
>>40730565
when your truly "being" yourself you're not caught up in illusory constructs such as "i'm gay" "i'm straight"
you're like a child again with no knowledge of anything
when i'm in deep meditation i forget my name, my illusory identities, and its peaceful
Anonymous No.40730596
>>40730590
I do blame you. You need to be a good boy from now on and sit on my peanits
Anonymous No.40730598 >>40730619
>>40730595
minimizing my suffering won't make me hate you less
Anonymous No.40730599
>>40730579
very much. the only issue is that many other gays are mentally ill over being gay and that makes them tedious to be around
Anonymous No.40730603
mental illness isn't real its something people made up to demonize gays and other social dissidents
Anonymous No.40730605
Nipped that in the bud
Anonymous No.40730607
meditate on my prostate
do not hesitate
Anonymous No.40730609
homophobes would benefit from a lethal dose of morphine
Anonymous No.40730612
>a lethal dose of morphine
yes please don't threaten me with a good time
Anonymous No.40730613
>>40730590
>blame me for what happened
were you sexually abused or something?
Anonymous No.40730616
gay love
Anonymous No.40730619 >>40730635
>>40730598
suffering is illusory and temporary (Hindu and Buddhist religions)
suffering is due to sin (Abraham religions)
Anonymous No.40730623 >>40730638
suffering is due to no bf
Anonymous No.40730624 >>40730630
yup, awooga
Anonymous No.40730630
>>40730624
trip on emo
Anonymous No.40730633
>people starving to death
>suffering is illusory and temporary
Anonymous No.40730635
>>40730619
>just let people walk all over you for being gay
no, murder them
Anonymous No.40730638
>>40730623
true
Anonymous No.40730640 >>40730647 >>40730650
>>40730579
i don't feel any shame over being gay, but being fem is a real boner killer
Anonymous No.40730643
sounds like debbie is awake and angry
Anonymous No.40730644
gey
Anonymous No.40730647
>>40730640
>but being fem is a real boner killer
>wait why is everyone trooning out
Anonymous No.40730650 >>40730656 >>40730659 >>40730664
>>40730640
>being fem
you can literally stop that any time
Anonymous No.40730656 >>40730673
>>40730650
um actually I can't
but you can stop being homophobic
Anonymous No.40730658
Evens sleep
Odds sleep
Dubs sleep
Anonymous No.40730659 >>40730673 >>40730682
>>40730650
you can't change the way your face or body looks, or your personality
Anonymous No.40730664 >>40730673 >>40730674
>>40730650
How? I look androgynous and like a girl naturally and got the petite build of my mom and grandma + I'm naturally faggy in behavior I would literally have to put on a masc act on for the rest of my life which would be even more ridiculous
Anonymous No.40730672
Homophobic here.
Anonymous No.40730673 >>40730681
>>40730656
i didn't say anything about homosexuals. the fact that you think being fem = homosexual is what's homophobic.
>>40730659
you literally can
>>40730664
if you say so
Anonymous No.40730674 >>40730688 >>40730707
>>40730664
begone agp
Anonymous No.40730681 >>40730687
>>40730673
homosexuality is genetic feminization
Anonymous No.40730682
>>40730659
yeah it's easy you just need to
>gym
>grow facial hair
>larp male hobbies
>fake deep voice
>dress in ugly "masc" clothes
>become an alcoholic
Anonymous No.40730687 >>40730700
>>40730681
ok homophobe
Anonymous No.40730688
>>40730674
It's a compliment to us that agp trannies have 49 generals and are so autistic they still have to come talk to us because trannies hate each other
Anonymous No.40730693 >>40730700 >>40730701
The gays having more totally normal discussion as always I see.

I notice tolerance for gays began its nose dive right around the same time they became able to voice their thoughts online anonymously for the whole world to read.
Anonymous No.40730700 >>40730709
>>40730687
acknowledging that gays are a spectrum of feminization is the very opposite of homophobia - which seeks to deny ownership of femininity for homosexual men

>>40730693
t. agp
Anonymous No.40730701
>>40730693
Kys tho
Anonymous No.40730707 >>40730716
>>40730674
I'm more homogay than you will ever be tranny your agpis raging sir
Anonymous No.40730709
>>40730700
stfu
Anonymous No.40730712
tbqh I'd be happiest if I were completely identical to a str8 guy other than wanting to fuck dudes
Anonymous No.40730714
Nurse its awake
Anonymous No.40730716
>>40730707
the funny part is I never claim to be queen of the fems I feel like I'm 6/10 fem and there's flamers more flamey than me - but I'm definitely a flamer and people will go out of their way to fuck with men who are femmy acting (even if it's not 10/10)
Anonymous No.40730720 >>40730726 >>40730735 >>40730889
my hair looks great today...
Anonymous No.40730726 >>40730727
>>40730720
Post hair
Anonymous No.40730727
>>40730726
my cousin asked me to let down my hair and then was like "oh it isn't even that long"
it destroyed me
I must keep growing it out!
Also - I misplaced my brush and haven't brushed my hair out in a week now - I know it's here somewhere just not where exactly
Anonymous No.40730730 >>40730747
He's literally wearing a red bare midriff. Nigga is fruity gay on a level most of us will never comprehend
Anonymous No.40730733 >>40730752
A mental illness where the person has a totally normal, completely natural sexual attraction but for some reason never stops thinking about sex, finds a way to bring it up constantly, makes it a part of everything in their life and is convinced in their bones that everyone else does also and just wont admit it because thats actually normal and natural, not having other interests and motives in life, and that even it its not, then its a born disability and deserves political protection but should never be cured and the logic for it that there is no logic, thats ok and actually a good thing, and people should just stop asking questions.

If we could just think of a name for it...
Anonymous No.40730735 >>40730795
>>40730720
Mine is much prettier and longer than your frizzy broken fried matted birds nest you call hair you fucking BITCH!
Anonymous No.40730747 >>40730762
>>40730730
ayyy lmao ass skull shape
Anonymous No.40730751
>40730733
>40730730
nurseeeee it needs its medication yes extra strong today
Anonymous No.40730752
>>40730733
The Aristocrats.
Ethel cain No.40730757 >>40730761 >>40730778 >>40730784
Am I controversial here or something?
Anonymous No.40730760
That reminded me again of that Advocate poll where gays and lesbians voted against the inclusion of T, but we were forced to include them anyhow.
James Charles No.40730761
>>40730757
Omg HAI SISTER
Anonymous No.40730762 >>40730816
>>40730747
he balded himself gay Chinese
Mr pancake No.40730771 >>40730773
Hi I'm Mr pancakes it's come to my attention that some of you are reading my posts and think that there's something wrong with me well I'm here to say no there's nothing wrong with me at all I'm as healthy as a horse there's a viscous rumor that I have HIV but it is ILLEGITIMATE AND WRONG.
Anonymous No.40730773
>>40730771
a horse you say...
Anonymous No.40730774
Let T stand for twinks and tell men they can't be with a part of this if they need a bra. That would eliminate both fats and trannies in one move. Checkmate.
Anonymous No.40730778
>>40730757
crab walk
Anonymous No.40730784
>>40730757
Ywnbldr
Anonymous No.40730791
If I ran the world makeup and breasts would be banned everyone would be flat chested and babies would all be fed with formula.
Anonymous No.40730795
>>40730735
wtf... okay?
Anonymous No.40730797
Fascinating
https://x.com/uberboyo/status/1956346642438734211
Anonymous No.40730803
Remember that time Lana dissed all the girlies but we had no idea why but none of us said anything back? Lmaooooo not we let Lana walk in the lunchroom & run EVERYBODY pockets wit no weapon & no gang & said not one thing about it. Lmfaooooo. AYO
I fkng love this shit yo.
Anonymous No.40730804
I can't believe famous people like James Charles and Ethel cain post here
Anonymous No.40730805 >>40730815 >>40730840
Fascinating
Anonymous No.40730815
>>40730805
needs some hair
Lana del Rey No.40730816 >>40730823 >>40730825 >>40730828
>>40730762
Poolside at the Marmont, feel the searing August heat
a Darth Vader tranny with plastic tits cries softly to my beat
Anonymous No.40730823
>>40730816
Buffalo bill extravaganza
Anonymous No.40730825
>>40730816
agps larping as hsts should be punishable with death
Anonymous No.40730828 >>40730844
>>40730816
I've never realized before now that his forehead tattoo is some Hebrew text lmao how perfect is that? The beast from the bottom Bible with hebrew written on it's forehead. I want to live elsewhere.
Anonymous No.40730836
I never thought I'd get to live out my crossdressing bottom fantasies but now I can, thanks to Mounjaro! I'll be a petite femboy taking hot big dicks this time next year!!! I'm not gay I'm just not into sex with women.
Anonymous No.40730838 >>40730871
I can't imagine wanting to starve yourself to look like a garrish macabre imitation of a woman. I've always wanted to look like picrel, a warrior phenotype
Anonymous No.40730840 >>40730845
>>40730805
It breaks my heart to see a good deck go unfinished like that. That wood deserves better. They'll be sorry when it starts to warp and buckle in a few years.
Anonymous No.40730844 >>40730849 >>40730852 >>40730861
>>40730828
it reads Gabriel and Ashmedai (jewish folklore demon)
she use to put SoundCloud music up under the name Ashmedaiii
Anonymous No.40730845
>>40730840
lol
Anonymous No.40730849
>>40730844
Disgusting
Anonymous No.40730852
>>40730844
the bible really breaks bisexual autists
if there's anything 4chan has taught me - it's that
Anonymous No.40730861
>>40730844
she still does apparently
https://soundcloud.com/ashmedaiii
Anonymous No.40730871
>>40730838
what do you look like
Anonymous No.40730879 >>40730930 >>40731011
>was going to do shibari over the weekend
>guy cancels for reasons out of his control
>tfw was really looking forward to it
reeeee I'm so sad now desu fuck

>>40727292 (OP)
I think I might dress up as a sexy chimney sweep
Marina !!Cb6rd5bwCZG No.40730881
>>40730465
Handsome~
Anonymous No.40730886 >>40730930
>>40730198
>What the fuck do you even have to do that's bad enough to
I broke my leg once and was crying so my dad started hitting me to get me to shut up
Anonymous No.40730889
>>40730720
Post feet
Anonymous No.40730890
I notice Trump never reads "The Snake" anymore.

I also notice his base seemed blissfully unaware that it was a song written by a Jew and performed by a black that went on to become a black nationalist.

Or that it is one long allegory for interracial sex, notably in its use of Hebrew metaphors for sex like its conspicuously odd references to 'milk and honey'.
Anonymous No.40730891 >>40730899 >>40730901 >>40730905
internet says asmodeus is a repurposed persian demon so I guess jews are originally from Iran?
Sorta explains the rivalry like Iran is the old old country.
Anonymous No.40730899 >>40730904
>>40730891
Persians are indoeuropean and jews are afroasiatic
Anonymous No.40730901 >>40730909
>>40730891
>While there's scholarly debate, it's generally accepted that Zoroastrianism influenced some aspects of Judaism, particularly after the Babylonian exile. This influence is seen in areas like angelology, demonology, and eschatology (ideas about the end times and afterlife).
Anonymous No.40730904
>>40730899
I mean some jews are cuz there's trade routes out that way but I think before they got to Israel ashkenazic jews were in Iran/Afghanistan where there were eastern trade routes - without them being denisovan themselves
persians and jews are far closer than jews and han chinese
Anonymous No.40730905
>>40730891
I dont remember what the mythology was that it was derived from before it took the form of Judaism. But naturally it did come from that part of the world. The very old Jewish mythology is full of stories about demons and monsters.
Marina !!Cb6rd5bwCZG No.40730907 >>40730910 >>40730911 >>40730914 >>40730930 >>40730948 >>40731229
I cried when the car wash people were trying to get me to sign up for a subscription. I told them I wanted a single wash but they kept insisting I get the subscription and I didn't know what to do.
Anonymous No.40730909 >>40730916
>>40730901
>Zoroastrianism
Those are the Sun/Fire magic people, no? I think the Muslims routed them out. All kinds of weird desert people mythology that no one talks about.
Anonymous No.40730910
>>40730907
post hard penis
Anonymous No.40730911
>>40730907
if it's only $10-20/mo who cares..
Anonymous No.40730914
>>40730907
Just pay and leave? Like, "heres 15 bucks now fuck off."
Anonymous No.40730916 >>40730917 >>40730920 >>40730922
>>40730909
they believe in Ahura Mazda (the supreme God) and his divine energy (khoreh) is fire, so they created fire temples all over Persia
Anonymous No.40730917 >>40730942
>>40730916
khoresh is stew, any relation?
Anonymous No.40730920 >>40730942
>>40730916
I see, ty.
Anonymous No.40730922 >>40730926
>>40730916
>so they created fire temples all over Persia
that's actually a big part of old judaism is a lot of the holidays are structured so that you would know which day the holiday was on because they would have lookouts with fires and they would transfer knowledge of when the holiday was or maybe other communication like who was fighting or a new king with fire signals
Anonymous No.40730926 >>40730934
>>40730922
Might explain the roots of the Menorah too.
Anonymous No.40730930 >>40730950
>>40730879
paige!
>>40730886
What the fuck
>>40730907
yeah I get really anxious when sales people and shit try to get me to sign up for stuff
Anonymous No.40730933 >>40730936 >>40730943 >>40730945
no matter how much i jerk off i never feel satisfied
Anonymous No.40730934 >>40730978
>>40730926
I feel like fire temples and comms based around fire would have made sense a lot more (especially to a people who were nomadic traders) 3000 years ago and it's hard to conceptualize now.
I do feel like on a physical anthropology level humans have long been selected for sedentary farmers - outside of Africa - and Jews are sort of this pre-Iron age Bronze age nomadic culture - and certainly not the only one - but the only one that survived and that 3000 + years ago nomadism would have been more common
germans being the prototypical NON nomadic agricultural culture in contrast - though I suppose the vikings were a bit of a nomadic branch
Anonymous No.40730936 >>40730949
>>40730933
At least you don't edit porn loops for screensavers.
Mr pancane No.40730938
Sometimes when I'm petting my cats I pinch their cheeks to make their mouths open it's funny
Anonymous No.40730942 >>40730947
>>40730920
The Yazd Atash Behram is the longest burning flame in Iran. It was kindled more than 1,500 years ago, it is still burning and it has never died down allegedly.

>>40730917
takes a fire to create the stew
Anonymous No.40730943 >>40730949
>>40730933
sounds like compulsive hypersexuality
Anonymous No.40730945 >>40730949
>>40730933
edge more
Anonymous No.40730947 >>40730968 >>40730985
>>40730942
I guess there has to be a practical purpose to the fire - maybe makes sense when everyone is running around on horses and that's the fastest way between places. I mean it's ceremonial but originally it had a boring functional purpose.
Anonymous No.40730948
>>40730907
No is a full sentence diva so is a kick in the nuts
Anonymous No.40730949
>>40730936
i don't watch porn but post one so i can see it
>>40730943
which is what
>>40730945
edging won't help
Anonymous No.40730950
>>40730930
I'm a sales guy myself (but B2B, locked away in some office - only talk to business owners). When these b2c guys try to hit me with their fake attention and amateurish sales technique I put on a death stare, look them square in the eyes and say "no, not interested at all"
The moment you show any hesitance is the moment you loose.
Mr pancane No.40730952 >>40730961
Watching porn is for perverts and incels
Anonymous No.40730955
Say this on vocaroo:
Shohreh Aghdashloo
Anonymous No.40730959
I like cute sales guys its so funny getting them to spill all their bs only not to buy whatever it is anyway
Anonymous No.40730961 >>40730977
>>40730952
hey, you used to hitchhike a lot, did you ever have sex in one of those 18 wheelers
Anonymous No.40730963 >>40730976 >>40730994
is it true that if you don't see the best in yourself you always subconsciously self sabotage
Anonymous No.40730967 >>40731037
sales tactics don't work on my autism
Anonymous No.40730968
>>40730947
both Muslims and Christians thought they were devil worshippers worshipping a false idol and tried to get them to convert...
https://www.persepolis.nu/timeline-letters.htm#ultimatum
https://www.persepolis.nu/timeline-letters.htm#response
Anonymous No.40730976
>>40730963
yes
Mr pancane No.40730977
>>40730961
What's an 18 wheeler
Anonymous No.40730978
>>40730934
I think all hominid groups had to begin as nomads.

Survival by farming is a pretty complex trick. You have to be in generally the same area long enough and surviving already to start to notice patterns in blooms and seasonal weather and sunlight, which means you have to notice things in cycles, which means you have to have some ability to measure the length of time and abstract a future supposition.

The geographic isolation of Europeans created all sorts of selection for abstract thinking besides just complex verbage, symbols and cooperative heirarchies. I was discussing these social patterns with Grok and it said there were similar patterns in ancient northern Asian farmers. Humans adapt, which is to say they learn from repetition. So when they wonder into a region with distinct cyclical seasons, the climate and its relation to food availability essentially trains them.

I myself have mixed feelings about the hominid leap to agrarian living. At first look, it seems like a benefit and promotes (rather insists upon) cooperation and easier living.

But then that complex cooperation results in larger needs for governing cohesion, and then builds systems the people become reliant upon. And as soon as they do, they lose competence in individual survival like hunting and foraging and become dependent on more complex methods that can easily be destroyed by anything.
Anonymous No.40730983 >>40731001 >>40731015
I sucked a guy off in a truck for money once when I was a teenager but that was legal in Canada it's legal to accept money for sex but I don't know if your allowed to buys it but honestly I did this a lot as a teenager and I don't know why pervs want to buy sex from teenage boys it kind of reminds me of buyer's market from Peter Soto's when the girl says men are perverts for liking young girls well the same thing is true about boys
https://youtu.be/ci--roN7qrY?si=xVn9TtuHl6eBzrG5
Anonymous No.40730985 >>40731008
>>40730947
The ability to create and manipulate fire is a pretty flexible technology. Humans were forever finding new uses for it. So its natural that they would consider it an elemental force. We basically did the same thing with electricity, playing with it endlessly to see what we could get it to do.
Anonymous No.40730988
daddy I can’t bottom today my tummy hurts >_<
Anonymous No.40730993 >>40731004 >>40731007
I heard honestly one guy I had sex with for money told me he likes "skater boys" and he kept asking me if I stake board and I said no because I don't skate board but I guess I would have been a better whore if I lied maybe he would have gave me more money
Anonymous No.40730994
>>40730963
Fear of success is a real thing.
Anonymous No.40731001 >>40731025
>>40730983
if he had to pay then it probably wasn't a good looking guy
Anonymous No.40731003
But what's your honest thoughts on prostitution what counts as prostitution and what's just accepting a gift from a friend
Anonymous No.40731004 >>40731025
>>40730993
I knew a skater boywhore he got old pedos to buy him expensive skating stuff and headphones and shih lole
Anonymous No.40731007 >>40731031
>>40730993
how much money did you get for having sex with him
Anonymous No.40731008 >>40731048
>>40730985
No but I mean there was something specific to having publicly visible fire in a high/prominent location
Anonymous No.40731011
>>40730879
You still gonna dress like a fag in front of your dad? Might get some action that what. I'm sure you'd manager to cum before he beats you to death.
Anonymous No.40731015 >>40731018
>>40730983
You don't need to see a driver's license to know if someone is beautiful. If you associate beauty with children, its a you problem.
Anonymous No.40731018
>>40731015
ok pedo
Anonymous No.40731025 >>40731036
>>40731001
I'm attracted to all kinds of different peepole so I can actually perform for almost anyone usually I just like sex type stuff generally
>>40731004
He didn't buy me stuff I didnt go in the public space with him but there was another pedo rapist type guy who took me to see a movie I think it was about the elephant with big ears from Disney the live action one and I was like 16 or 17 I think unless I was 19 and just remembering wrongly
Anonymous No.40731031 >>40731041
>>40731007
600 cad plus he got me high
Anonymous No.40731034
If I'm extraaaaa good from now on do you think Santa will bring me an autistic white twink for Christmas? Or has 8 months of normal behavior ruined my chances already?
Anonymous No.40731036
>>40731025
that's good then. if i was attracted to all types then i'd probably do it too. sex is fun, why not get paid
Anonymous No.40731037
>>40730967
Sales is a scam
Either you need to buy the thing or you don’t
Anonymous No.40731041 >>40731047
>>40731031
600? how long were you with him? that might be better than minimum wage
Anonymous No.40731047 >>40731063
>>40731041
I spent the night there but I only really got paid by him like a few times and he wanted to argue about the money towards the end of it
Anonymous No.40731048
>>40731008
Oh. Well it makes sense, light in darkness. Its sort of a signal unintentionally. It indicates someone is there, or that you have arrived at a special location and are making contact. Especially in the long twilights of a desert.

It does make me wonder; its sort of a binary signal. To communicate anything more complex, you would need more than one fire and it would be difficult to distinguish a cluster from a distance. Which means with a binary signal, an observer would have to be able to decode it based on some other reference like a time of day or day of the week, or other reference possibly known only to themselves, like a military signal.

I am aware some Meso Americans used smoke signals, but I have no idea how. Some places use different colors of smoke to mean different things, like the Vatican.
Anonymous No.40731049 >>40731056
thoughts on men like this?
Anonymous No.40731055 >>40731064
I don't feel bad for saying it because I'll never see him again and it was years ago I wouldn't sell my body now because ain't nobody want to buy it LOL for some reason they are obsessed with skinny teenage twinks and it's perversion really I wish I hadn't done that stuff
Anonymous No.40731056
>>40731049
i think they should bottom for me
Anonymous No.40731063 >>40731074
>>40731047
was it always a money thing or were you in a relationship? and was the sex good
Anonymous No.40731064
>>40731055
I would consider it a perversion if it wasn't what all men desire.. but it's simply what's attractive. Straight men get tired of being with older women and seek out younger thinner women...we're all attracted to what's considered youthful and beautiful even if we don't want to admit it
Anonymous No.40731065 >>40731069
thoughts on montell jordan?
Anonymous No.40731067
which gaygenner is most likely to become a mass shooter?
Anonymous No.40731068
I hope I am not the only one who noticed the irony of Trump meeting Putin in Alaska, an American exclave that belonged to Russia not that long ago.

Perhaps it was foreshadowing.
Anonymous No.40731069 >>40731088
>>40731065
>in his 50's
>black

why of all people is he on your mind?
JΓ€ger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40731072 >>40731092 >>40731154
I saw 2 little kids pulling garbage out of trashcan in bus booth and throwing the trash into the road in front of cars. The adult was sitting on her phone not caring.
Anonymous No.40731074 >>40731078 >>40731079
>>40731063
It was okay it was fun and he was nice but there was an awkward thing that happened that made me not want to go there and he kept showing me videos he took of these other twinks that stayed with him in the past and in one of the videos the boy was crying and saying he wanted to go home but his family wouldn't let him come back or something (I think I don't remember exactly what the issue was) but he recorded him talking to someone on the phone about it while he was hidden around the corridor and I felt creeped out by the whole thing and the fact he was showing it to me
Anonymous No.40731076
But you know what I actually have done creepy things too in my life that I regret and so maybe it's something like that that he will cringe at later
Anonymous No.40731078 >>40731084
>>40731074
lol he was clearly a pedo from day one, odd to feel creeped out after fucking him and taking money for it
Anonymous No.40731079 >>40731094
>>40731074
Everything you have said to describe him screams creep. You were lucky to get away before he got desperate enough to weigh the realization that he had less and less to lose.
Anonymous No.40731084
>>40731078
Omg he told me too that his ex was viewing child porn at his house when he got caught for it and then killed himself I thought that was creepy
Anonymous No.40731088
>>40731069
>Shohreh Aghdashloo
So I was thinking about Shohreh Aghdashloo and I only know here from this drag queen who got really popular 15 years ago doing an impression of a haughty Chloe Sevigny:
https://youtu.be/S-LRITaHUbI?feature=shared

and he mentions that a champagne brunch with tweet, so I played tweet's only hit - oh my on youtube - that I remember listening to in high school on mtv because I am ancient and the youtube recommendation chain took me to a song by dabrat and tyrese that uses the same 1970s disco song sample Montell's second biggest hit - Get it on Tonight also uses
Anonymous No.40731092 >>40731093
>>40731072
How would you describe their socioeconomic reasons?
JΓ€ger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40731093
>>40731092
Idk
Anonymous No.40731094
>>40731079
Well if it's for money sometimes they can be a bit creepy I guess
Anonymous No.40731099 >>40731107
>when you have a pimple in your ear canal
JΓ€ger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40731107 >>40731127
>>40731099
Better then nostrils
Anonymous No.40731111 >>40731117
Why are there so many gay peds
Anonymous No.40731117
>>40731111
there are more straight ones but you only care about the gay ones
Anonymous No.40731120 >>40731124
I am gaydead and glad my sex drive is gone. I cant see how I would ever bring myself to pay for sex. Wheres the sport in that? Wtf would you even do? How do you pretend you arent shaming yourself for trying to cheat nature. Just the idea of being pitied by a prostitute ffs. And paying on top of that. It just doesnt make sense. It wouldnt even make sense if you werent gaydead. If you have the looks, then its shameful to pay because it means you have no rizz game at all, no charm, no nothing. Not to mention diseases and all. I just dont get it and believe me I have tried to.
Anonymous No.40731124 >>40731155
>>40731120
post hole
Anonymous No.40731127
>>40731107
ikr? pretty close though
Anonymous No.40731131 >>40731135 >>40731149
>blocks your path
Wwyd
Anonymous No.40731135
>>40731131
take 2 prep and put on a full body condom
Anonymous No.40731147 >>40731151
Twinks and drinks
JΓ€ger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40731149
>>40731131
Call him in for Baker Act
Anonymous No.40731151
>>40731147
otters and pizza
Anonymous No.40731152
we should bring back the roman empire
Anonymous No.40731154 >>40731170
>>40731072
describe their appearance
Anonymous No.40731155 >>40731162
>>40731124
Anonymous No.40731162
>>40731155
oh hi richard gere
JΓ€ger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40731170 >>40731192
>>40731154
Black
Anonymous No.40731174 >>40731176 >>40731198 >>40731243
>farmers market
>coffee and a book
>musical theater on the coast
>exploring an island
>dinner at a clamshack

Feel like I got a cute day shaping up but I'll prob hate it cuz I'm alone. Need to leave the house to meet people, but nothing is that fun when you go alone...
Anonymous No.40731176 >>40731234
>>40731174
get a sexy farmer bottom
Anonymous No.40731192
>>40731170
im shocked
Mr pancake No.40731197 >>40731204 >>40731211 >>40731217 >>40731225
Am I attractuve
Anonymous No.40731198 >>40731234
>>40731174
>but nothing is that fun when you go alone
take jager with you and then adopt a litter of kitties on your way :3
Anonymous No.40731204
>>40731197
are you ginger?
Anonymous No.40731211
>>40731197
You look like you would steal my organs to buy meth
Anonymous No.40731213 >>40731222 >>40731223 >>40731230 >>40731233
Should I go to my local gay massage parlor tonight and get fingered and facefucked?
Anonymous No.40731217
>>40731197
looks like your hairline is receding but if your hole is as hairy as your face then yes you'd be attractive
Anonymous No.40731222
>>40731213
no. if i can't have that then no one should
Anonymous No.40731223 >>40731345
>>40731213
what kind of massage? turkish?
Anonymous No.40731225
>>40731197
Daddy
Anonymous No.40731228
Getting that itch again....
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40731229
>>40730907
Im sorry to hear that sir. although the subscription is actually a pretty solid deal! especially if they have a subscription-only lane like mine
Anonymous No.40731230
>>40731213
I accidentally ended up at a straight massage parlor once in the more asian suburb of my city - but I just wanted a normal massage and at one point the woman tries to escalate it into sex and I just said no and she dropped it - it was weird.
Anonymous No.40731233 >>40731241 >>40731345
>>40731213
facefucking should be free. he's getting pleasure too
Anonymous No.40731234 >>40731238 >>40731242 >>40731246
>>40731176
But doctor I AM the sexy farmer bottom

>>40731198
Too exotic for me. I want to bake foreign pastries at home without someone telling me how wrong/inauthentic/not as good as their gma's it is. Need milquetoast whitie to fill with my creams iykwim
Anonymous No.40731238 >>40731256
>>40731234
post arms to confirm
Anonymous No.40731241 >>40731248 >>40731345
>>40731233
Don't count on it. I think part of being a whore is being able to climax without enjoyment.
Anonymous No.40731242 >>40731256
>>40731234
uh huh
*writes* does not take criticism well
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40731243 >>40731265
>>40731174
same damn problem here... i have a couple friends at least but one is always hanging with their bf now and the others are just rly difficult to make plans with. i spent some years with zero friends and it just sucks ass, nothing feels fulfilling at all alone
Anonymous No.40731246 >>40731256
>>40731234
Idk how bad to feel for you now that I sense this is flimsy pretext for sex instead being able to enjoy friendship.
Anonymous No.40731248 >>40731351
>>40731241
i'd never pay for someone to facefuck me. much less for them to climax while doing it.
Anonymous No.40731249
>>40731247
>>40731247
>>40731247
Anonymous No.40731256
>>40731238
Nah I don't want you to realize I'm lying

>>40731242
FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE

>>40731246
Isn't everything?
Anonymous No.40731265
>>40731243
All my friends are straight couples. Hanging with one and then trying to make a spontaneous plan for the weekend only to be hit with "oh I have to ask my SO" feels like a brick to the face every time. Some of the wives don't like me either which sucks. She gets her girls nights but is too petty to let her husband have the same? Like refusing to join for a hike, then making him cancel because she "wants to watch tv" together THEN ACTUALLY WATCHES TV ALL DAY NOT EVEN SEX.

Simply don't understand the point of women...
Anonymous No.40731345
>>40731223
It's an amateur place, nothing special.
>>40731233
The men there don't insist on tips but I pay anyway.
>>40731241
As long as I enjoy it without climaxing, I'm the bigger whore.
Anonymous No.40731351
>>40731248
Must be nice to live in a place where you get dick on tap without running covert SDR to avoid getting outed.