Thread 40832089

Chaser + Tranners Forever <3

Last: >>40829673

qott: when was the last time you cried?

>>40832089 (OP)
I’ll find her one day

>>40832089 (OP)
:)

>>40832087
just a joke, idk i just like being a good boy for my bf

>>40832097
2 days ago

he doesn't like me or care about me as much as i do him. kinda wanna die

>>40832097
every other hour

>>40832097
Few days ago but I had som drinks and sleeping pills in me I think they did it

>>40832097
hmmmmmm probably a couple months? just watching a sad show or something nothing serious

>>40832107
wha happun discordia? why u cry?

>>40832097
When one of my cats died

>>40832118
It was a good cry not a sad cry

>>40832110
That’s me but reversed. Big hug

>>40832097
everyday cause im emotional

>>40832097
Like an hour ago lmao but before that was probably a week or two ago

>>40832125
why u happy cry discordia?

>>40832132
Greg Brooks

>>40832097
at the concert i was at last friday. last song made me cry I think.
oh actually no i cried while driving to my grampa's place last sunday because he has cancer and then I felt silly about that when I met him because getting treatment for it had made him like de-age by 10 years, he was sharper than i'd seen him in ages.
oh and actually I did also cry last night when someone was a slight bit mean to me because i'm a baby and get tears in my eyes when someone is being the slightest bit snappy at me but I usually try to hide it

>>40832097
I have cried every day for the past month or so

>>40832089 (OP)
i'm 36, muscular, but have been putting on some chub. the extra chub for some reason has had young tranners flocking to me. take the muscle fat pill, lads.

>>40832144
what's wrong baby girl?

i miss all the old trips

>>40832151
I hurt myself so I have put a few lbs on
Still single as shit tho

>>40832151
Do not take this pill please

>>40832151
post pics right now or you're lying.

>>40832160
But aren't you glad you have me now

>>40832165
no you always bickered with me; but i’m glad you’re doing well

>>40832160
Who?
I want the list so I can be disappointed in not on it

>>40832089 (OP)
Me on the left + my goofy twinkhon wife on the right

>>40832097
>qott: when was the last time you cried?
I don't cry. The chaser's job is to be strong and provide a shoulder to cry on for his gf, not the other way around.

>>40832162
i've plowed 3 hot young tranners in 2 weeks, all under 25.

>>40832097
This week has been the closest I've come to crying in my adult life. I miss the boy like you wouldn't believe.

>>40832153
I'm a man
I'm working through trauma for the first time and it is fucking my shit up but they say that's normal before it gets better. Plus compounded by the loneliness of losing someone in the middle of it
Feels wild to be like this, I'm not used to it at all

>>40832168
i miss strawberry, she was kind; haven’t seen her for a while, not super active anymore so i might just be missing her

>>40832173
That's icky though. Keep the pill but other guys should not

>>40832177
Is that nils?

>>40832160
I only miss the one

>>40832173
Doing this would change my outlook on life

I miss quartet girl

>>40832188
whooooooo, she may be in the audience now

>>40832186
yeah

>>40832180
Oh idk I got back today

>>40832178
>I'm a man
nah u good. i gotta do the same, just been putting it off

>>40832203
Oh ok hi sobe

>>40832226
you wish i was sobe i am in fact a much lower quality person

Question from a chaser: Why do most trans/femboys/whatever have some of the greatest asses and thighs I've ever seen? The average mtf I've seen has had a better body than most women, and it's pain when you're a "straight" man. Either get on my dick or stop tempting me online.

>>40832231
Oh sorry I assumed because of nils

>>40832151
dad bods are hot dont listen to meta attracted jeeps

>>40832236
you're gay

>>40832236
you're straight

>>40832236
I don't agree for the most part, but some of them are really hot

>>40832163
>>40832241
Nta but is this really what trannies want?

>>40832252
she said dad bod, not FAT FUCK it's giving late child support

>>40832252
keep its sfw but yes

>>40832252
your titties are bigger than mine

>>40832236
This is patently false
>>40832241
Ofc the fucking ruski loves babushko vodka guts
>>40832252
That's what the russo wants yes

>>40832243
>>40832249
Ultimately I don't care, I like people that look feminine and I want to fuck, it's as simple as that.
>>40832250
Could be sample bias? Either way the hot ones are hot and afabs can't compete.

>>40832236
No one is straight in this thread.

>>40832258
>late child support
yeah, cause he's a dad, thats a dad bod, its mens mental health month lets not press unrealistic and harmful stereotypes on them...

u can do it with trannies tho they dont have any feelings, EXCEPT ME

>>40832278
men dont deserve mental health

I find picky trannies hilarious

I got so emotional when some fag pretending to be trans asked me how I felt, in the end the dude was just looking for an excuse to jack off, but that made me wonder how did I get to the point that my future gf must be trans

>>40832269
ofc the jeep(dodge hellcat in ur case) wants to be in a twink4twink relationship to fulfill its fetish

>>40832294
You think >>40832252 is hot ur a gross bitch

>>40832258
>late child support
Lol based to honest
not that I'd ever be dumb enough to knock up a cissy
>>40832300
Do not talk to her that way

>>40832151
i will overlook your desire to date significantly younger women to focus on the virtue of your messaging. every time a guy says he's going on a cut i punch a hole in my wall

>>40832309
I'll talk to the Z bitch however i want

>>40832252
YES PLEASE I WANT THIS I LOVE YOU

halwa kansei now I have to figure out how to make it look cute. it's the same theory as a zen garden right how hard can it be. <-- clueless

can't stop listening to that drake song where he's on the verge of tears about being embarrassed at cheesecake factory ive never listened to drake by choice before but the emotion in his voice is so beautiful. he loves that place

>>40832313
You should not address a princess
>>40832314
You can have it to be honest

>>40832313
das rite sista PREACH

i transheart racist trannies. it means they’re built for big Aryan cock

Bronya thoughts on Skepta vs. Devilman at Lord of the Mics 2?

>>40832344
lol if it's between me and Veronika I think we might not be particularly compatible. treat her right!

>>40832375
None but I love you

Im jerkin my tiny white pecker again. Not sure if anyone cares.

>>40832097
I haven’t cried since I was a child. Men shouldn’t cry

>>40832377
Why's that?

one chaser bf who will tuck me in and give me a forehead kiss when I'm feeling sick please!

>>40832411
Goodnight my flower :*

>>40832405
I'm not looking for something casual, I'm not interested in chuds, and the thought of dating a guy that chases teenagers is too depressing to even process
>>40832402
don't say sad things like this. it's okay to cry

>>40832411
I am willing to provide, assuming sex is involved.

>>40832419
We're certainly not in the same country anyway but to correct the record I am looking for anything casual and as I said when I posted that picture I am not the anon talking about teen trannies.

>>40832429
good luck on the chase regardless!

im not looking for anything im here to chitchat

>>40832429
>>40832432
I am NOT looking for anything casual I meant.

>>40832417
>my flower
!! <3
>>40832421
not when I'm sick you could get infected I think it's the flu!

Where is my fat bastard chaser

>>40832451
I am right here

>>40832252
FUCK ME RAW

>>40832454
YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU FAT BASTARD!

>>40832458
Only after marriage.

This but straight trannies vs transbians

im still jerking my tiny white pecker. just wanted to let everyone know

>>40832138
Babi, let daddy protecc you ily you

>>40832445
That's why I doggy style exists, your mouth is pointed away from me and minimises the risk.

>>40832499
Hope you're enjoying it

Nosering = entire personality is trauma dumping

>>40832508
thank you. i really am. it feels soooo goood

>>40832252
Im not a tranny but damn, the body hair makes it 100% hotter, I’ll let you hit every night after your workout.

>>40832089 (OP)
Literally the ideal tranner-chaser pairing

>>40832495
seems pretty accurate! they're both important members of the ecosystem but people only value one because it provides something of value directly to them

>>40832524
Seriously this picture seems artificial it’s so good

Hi, im a chaser, can i have a free sex please with a cute transwoman please

>>40832524
#IStandWithEhthelCain

>>40832529
thas how the world works

>>40832524
honestly yeah I hope I find a guy who looks at me like that one day

>>40832522
>after your workout
do trannies think that's the physique of someone who works out?

Whenever I’m on a diet all I think about is PB&J sammitches with a huge glass of milk

>>40832532
If this works let me know, I'm after the same thing.

hmmmm i definitely did it kind of wrong and I only had walnuts instead of pistachios but I hope it still looks okay... i tried some and it's really good... do u want some anon

>>40832524
im the tranny on the left btw

>>40832544
Your left or my left?

>>40832537
i think it rules that you're illiterate and for what it's worth I do not care what men do when I'm not there that is absolutely none of my business. whatever makes you hot is a-ok with me

WOOOO Discordia vocas are hitting hornygen

>>40832563
please spare her dignity at least a little anon... give it a couple minutes to see if she prefers to samefag it herself and then link the post directly to maximise engagement... we have etiquette here

>>40832537
I do workout.
>>40832522
Are you cute?

anyone got a marie update? how is my fav internet tranner?

>>40832541
Same kinda. When I fast, half the time my thoughts are filled with food and they get extremely loud. Then, it feels like my mind is self harming itself. Been fasting kinda often for years but I never get fully used to it

i wanna get chicken sandwich for lunch i think

>>40832592
I want to eat your ass for lunch

>>40832592
what's the optimal chicken sandwich setup I'm still kind of speccing into them. obviously pickles mayo lettuce but what else ...
im craving it now maybe I'll order popeyes it's fine cause it's high protein right

>>40832580
yeah it's like this right. sucks. im just cooking constantly to cope with it. huge piles of baked goods everywhere. freezer full of soup and pasta bakes. fresh bone broth every day. everyone I know is eating great except me :')

>>40832613
brioche buns, pan seared chicken, sriracha mixed with japanese mayo 60/40, pickles, tomato and thas it

thas da goat

>>40832613
also if u wanna order popeyes and get more protein get 2 of their grilled chicken patty instead of fried and remove one bun and cheese

>>40832631
oh fuck that's hot the tomato in there is inspired maybe I'll just make exactly this. wish i kept kewpie in stock the price keeps going up ... but it's so good....

>>40832623
is this supposed to be sarcasm? im not amused. if you were a princess and i was a head maid in an otome isekai anime, i would bully and beat you until you self harm

>>40832635
i do not care how pro ana I get I am never ordering grilled chicken from popeyes sorry it's the principle of the thing. I'll get an extra patty in your honour though LMAO
people love that one bun thing but it just feels depressing to me fasting is honestly preferable than eating food that doesn't spark joy but I guess it's different for everyone. i think I'm also a hardcore victim of those sad keto burgers with no bun im never going back to that

>>40832650
I'm already a princess in an otome isekai anime but ive yet to see any evidence I should promote you to head maid... go scrub the ballroom chandelier...
and no it's not sarcasm I was being real and vulnerable... I'm sorry...

>>40832639
get the roma tomatoes specifically they are less moisture and more fiber and dont sog up the chicken that much, and they taste great

>>40832653
idk grilled chicken is nice, its good and filling, u could also not remove the buns but instead change all the sauces for mustard and it will be around the same calories too

>>40832662
My life reincarnated in another world with only a vial of estrogen to defeat the demon king

>>40832669
i see i see... taking notes
>>40832670
it happened to me!

>>40832580
I remember once I went on a 1k calories diet and walked 5 miles a day. I would watch muckbangs like they were porn

>>40832662
oh. i see. why do you cook a lot then? do you eat a lot on your non-fast days? or do you cook for others? for some reason, the only thing that maintains my weight perfectly is the torture method of fasting every other day

>>40832613
>>40832631
I wanna rail both of you then have you two make me chicken sammitches

>>40832676
literally me

>>40832676
this is just my life </3

Since I play pokemon on emulators anyways I start out each game with all 3 starters

>>40832683
>>40832685
Don’t do it. It’s not worth it slow and steady is better. Like fr I started losing hair and shit and I it fucked my test up

>>40832698
I'm trying to gain weight lmao

>>40832687
Failmale coded. Would own and break you into the petplay gf you're destined to become.

>>40832676
oh god you have no idea how many mukbangs I'm watching. it's 24/7. im gonna either have to buy a third monitor or reduce the amount of screen space I'm using for furry porn
>>40832677
nah I keep it pretty light but cooking is the only thing that helps me manage the hunger... im involved in a lot of mutual aid groups so a lot of it goes to like food not bombs stalls and soup kitchens and stuff. the rest I just give to neighbours or friends or family
>>40832679
imagine the migraine you'd get from the two of us fighting about every single step of both processes

>>40832698
I don’t do the 1k diet and running stuff. im the fasting otomepilled person. fasting is the only thing thats helped me maintain my weight

>>40832687
you are NOT escaping samsara like this bro. learn to be content with what you have and free yourself from desire
anyway if that's what you want just play romhacks that don't change anything other than making all Pokémon catchable right?
>>40832708
Suddenly I do this also

Ppl treat me like a slave on hg, what the smegma man

bronya do u know where i left my nds stylus? i cant seem to find it

i think you left it in your butthole

>>40832757
Did u check Ur pee hole. otherwise you can borrow mine i always lose them so I have a bunch of them in every colour. i like trying cute combos with the different systems. my current favourite is a pink one with the grey 3ds xl it's just so effortless and stylish

>>40832730
You will be added to the harem, and since you're a tripfag you receive priority breaking. Now get the collar on.

>>40832766
it's not in my pee hole bronya, but when i was a kid and was learning to read, i was playing ocarina of time on the n64 and when i beat the shadow temple my brother deleted my file when i went to bed and he set the name of the new file in that slot to fag and it made me cry

>>40832755
Get back in there until every req is fulfilled NOW

>>40832777
hehehehe ez.... another epic bronya manipulation win.... men are like chess pieces to me...
>>40832778
this is genuinely so fucked up I got emotional reading this i would have cried for months

>>40832787
It's not exactly manipulation if I'm still getting what I want, now be a good girl before I put you in the cage.

>>40832798
... okay ><

>>40832783
I CAN'T. My body won't let me. Its too cringe. I can't play a character like that.

>>40832809
Hi, hello Hey *paws at you* *paws at you* rawr xD :3

>>40832869
I made you cringe, im happy, i love being an annoying pest to you :3

>>40832869
You dont look like that though. You look like IShowSpeed

>>40832883
Who?

>>40832869
dont post tranime its not sigma mango...

>>40832888
>tranime
Only ever heard this twice, one a chechen now a Russian

Just emailed Discordia my 'Vocaroo Sexy Slave' script

>>40832925
Received the deposit but I'm not making the audio. -50 bucks fag

>>40832917
so will u stop posting tranime kai cenat pls

>>40832505
i am now strongly regretting how i worded that

honestly I respect the dignity but personally I will never turn down a gig. i gotta work harder to train my voice if my niche is doing the jobs nobody else wants to I'll pride myself on it

i think gay men might be superior to anyone else

>>40832941
i hate these because the butch always mogs the fem I just need one win... please... for the culture...

gay men are not real tops are men bottoms are women

>>40832946
this is true

>>40832941
Rape it is then, rape it is

>>40832947
i like how the Testo Girl has like a well thought out smouldering expression while the Estro Girl looks like she just heard someone fart really hard in a echoey room
>too late, i have already depicted you as the hapless Estro Girl and myself as the prepared and effortless Testo Girl

>>40832954
i am deeply confused by everything here but most of all by the name of the file

>Be me, male chaser
>Browse various threads/reddit posts/whatever
>Tranners predominantly either want other tranners, big dad bod dudes, or jacked chads
>Look at myself, cis twink
>mfw

>>40832953
when i said gay men i was thinking about only sufjan stevens and no one else tho

>>40832964
would you let me watch you bottom for another guy

>>40832960
its real. i am like this.
>>40832964
oh there's loads of girls who like twinks don't worry about it just try and be as hot as you can be rather than trying to fit some particular body type. im cheering you on!
>>40832965
thats okay liking one gay man is automatically way better than most of the trannies on this board
>>40832969
oh i also want to know this actually

>>40832964
>Be me, male chaser
>Look at myself, cis twink
They know you're going to troon out or you're repping.

>>40832976
i rly like specifying cis twink. im tired of all these chasers that didnt even try to be transmascs

>>40832960
It's why you should have let daddy protecc you even if it's cringe, now i will rape you into submission

>>40832983
im so happy this image of me caught on its a real personal favourite

>>40832980
not cis twink is just a woman

>>40832964
>>40832969
Hooked up with a couple with this dynamic once. Got the impression that twink wasn't into it but he fagged out hard. Was kind of shocked they just continued to date after that.

>>40832969
I'm a top, so no
>>40832974
That's actually positive, thank you. I've tried to bulk up in the past but I really struggle to put weight on.
>>40832976
Definitely not going to troon out, and I have no idea what repping even means

>>40832990
yeah yeah we get it you're a chud

>>40832997
yh

>>40832983
you're trying to do something by sending me the bronya good morning kitten image little do you know it was actually me who inspired it with a significantly worse one that actually looks so bad that I can't get myself to post it
>>40832989
it's honestly incredible like the expression is so good it puts it way above every other picture in the same genre.

>>40832991
wheres my fag twink :(
>>40832994
damn, that makes you like 28% less appealing

>>40832989
You're such a rapehon on this pic it makes me want to get raped by you

>>40833000
you can tell it comes from a place of real knowledge of this genre of human
>>40833003
rape yourself im busy

>>40833000
I dont care, i want to rape and i will rape (You)

Not a cis twink, not a chad, not a fub, not a bear
I'm a bit like this, pussy is crawling all over me

>>40833019
so jewish?

>>40833019
How did you get this picture of me?

https://litter.catbox.moe/9d4y5r03s4wu507n.jpeg
thread needs more toilet selfies

>>40833019
im pussy :( i love you

so faithful, so few
so pardon and done
and when we receive
we give a change at last

and when we are dead
we all have wings
we wont need legs to stand
and when we receive
to see a change at last

chaser who lets me drop a brick on his nuts

>>40833020
No but I apparently look like a Jew, I'm literally fungus bro
>>40833024
Stop crawling on me like all the other pussy, it's stifling
>>40833022
We're brothers dude we will never be big

and so i go to hell

I hate jews and Bronya is the jewest jew of chasergen, fuck you Bronie

>>40833035
Are you shitting them?

>>40833038
this looks even more jewish

>>40833040
yuh twin

>>40833040
im uncircumcised im going to- do jewish people believe in hell? fuck i need to ask my rabbi i suck at this
>>40833038
i cant resist u im sorry

>>40833043
no im dropping a masonry brick on his balls from a great height

>>40833051
This you britbonger ? Got a loicense for going to 4chan and jerkit ur peanit ?

>>40833065
What

>>40833055
Just don't make it to high. We all know you might pass out from shooting all those bricks.

>>40833044
>this looks even more jewish
>Bad Moons
Yeah you might be right
>>40833051
I'm trying to get more sinewy while keeping my pot belly wish me luck
God gives the biggest bitches to his smallest soldiers.

i saw a sign in the sky
seven swans, seven swans, seven swans
i heard a voice in my mind
i will try, i will try, i will try
i will try, i will try, i will try

>>40833074
i believe in you!!!! you can do it anon!!! ill be cheering you on ok

>>40833068
*just don't get to high

None of u ever reply when i meow at my monitor

>>40833068
why would i pass out from dropping bricks

>>40833092
wait chasers are autistic too right do u guys meow randomly as well or is that a girl thing

i do not meow

>>40833103
u could if u wanted to

i am not autistic

>>40833093
Shooting bricks = missing the shots horrendously
Then physically you already underperform.

>>40833065
ok i've been thinking about the loicense meme for ages, i always assumed it was abt like hot work certifications and chainsaw certifications and shit like that, but turns out it's actually just americans misunderstanding the concept of a TV license? which is weird because the UK isn't like nearly the only country to have that. and it's not a license in the sense that you have to train for it, it's just money that goes to the parties that make public TV and maintain the broadcasting network. the US just funds the PBS and NPR with taxes and donations instead of charging just those who access them, it's not really that different a system.

>>40833105
yes u are

when he took the three disciples to the mountainside to pray
his countenance was modified, his clothing was aflame

>>40833113
also i find it incredibly funny that blind ppl get a tv license for half off like oh you're just getting half of it so you pay half price

>>40833116
no da doctar said im not

>>40833113
OH IS THAT WHY THEYRE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE LOICENSE yea i dont pay it nobody does. i wonder how much they spend sending increasingly threatening letters LMFAO you get ones in red envelopes and shit that say like RESPOND IMMEDIATELY OR DIE
i dont know anyone who's ever actually been visited i wish they would visit me it seems so fun
>>40833128
i dont believe in doctors if i say ur autistic ur autistic

>>40833122
I want to rape you and make you my trans gf

>>40833130
no im not autistic u cant gaslight me cyclop

>>40833132
anon girls generally dont like it when u rape them
>>40833134
im not gaslighting you im just telling you factually that i know with 100% certainty that you are autistic

>>40833104
i dont want to
>>40833106
no i have good aim, ur nuts will be powder
>>40833113
i knew how tv licenses worked already bc im so smart :)

>>40833130
Can i bury my nose in your crotch to know how you smell like ?

>>40833137
girls like when u rape them i think imho

>>40833139
sure as long as you promise it is an entirely academic enquiry. i am scared of sex but i could never be afraid of science

its scientifically important that i know what bronyas boobies taste like. and i need to really know. like i have to taste them for a good long while

>>40833143
I need to do research studies on you by putting my 1 inches cock in ur ass it's purely for science

>>40833155
>>40833157
i will require a full experimental proposal from both of you before anything proceeds. i will not allow extermal variables to confound our research

>>40833167
behold. a sabre-toothed tiger

>>40833130
yeah apparently so! i thought it had to be either about those work licenses or shit like fishing and hunting licenses (though those are a thing in the US too) but nah it's about the fucking tv license lmao
it kinda intersects with the whole knife ban meme thing but knife laws are similar in most western countries and also some US states and also Canada, saying you can't carry a knife in public if you intend to use it as a weapon/don't have a good reason for it (like construction or fishing or opening boxes for your job or whatever)

>>40833172
oh yea i guess it makes sense they wouldnt really get the stuff about knife crime here thats not surprising to me

>>40833161
idk how to do that im just trying to get some fat titties in my mouth :(

>>40833181
i knew it...

>>40833183
I will marry you and kill you to get your inheritance you blob, big fat blob

>>40833183
pleeeassee plleasseeeepleeeeasseee pleeasee

It sucks when you're busy and your tranny is a neet so you can't talk to her as often as you'd like

>>40833191
yayyy okay i want a traditional catholic wedding and we're gonna need minimum 100 guests for my side alone. wedding cake im thinking three tiers with pillars, largest of which is fruitcake as is traditional and then im thinking a saffron and cardamom layer in the middle and a lemon layer on the top. i have a place in mind that makes them. for accent colours im thinking seafoam and baby pink. for flowers obviously lilies and hyacinths, and we'll pair them with baby's breath but not in a pretentious way. wait you're fine wearing a kilt right i forget foreigners might be weird about that. im not marrying someone in a fucking yankee suit. then for the reception there's a gay bar i like that has a function room where they dont care what you do. i will allow you to select a napkin shape for me to approve or deny.

>>40833198
):<

i wanna slurp on her balls like a soup dumpling

i wanna slurp on a soup dumpling like its her balls

Goodmorn:) sorry bout last night

>>40833250
gluten morgen! no shame no regrets

>>40833250
What happened last night?

>>40833252
Very real! Just happiness!
>>40833255
Cringe drunk posting. Big headache, but overall good :)

>>40833314
there's a saying here that shame is a muscle you gotta good and truly embarrass yourself at least once a day to keep it trained and healthy

poopin

>>40833347
awwww i was hoping this would be another feed and seed edit from the file name
i'm still yet to appear in one i think

Does the knowledge that I'm setting up a VPN on mobile to play the Japanese version of the lesbian horse game that's three years in the future compared to the global release make you want to fuck me less? or more?

>>40833364
They added a yandere horse. I'm a yandere horse. i can't wait three years for peam

>>40833347
pedogen

>>40833364
I've never been interested in fucking you

>>40833364
MORE
>t. bottom chaser

>>40833023
Repost it, you dumb pale girl

>>40833395
Ok but could you try and suspend disbelief for a minute for the purpose of academic inquiry. Imagine your ideal tranner. hung, 5', anorexic, 14. if she was doing that would you like her more or less
>>40833421
a win is a win regardless

>>40833461
damn i’m only one of those things :(

>>40833461
Strawman alert. My ideal tranner is 24, unhung, 5'10 and chubby and the best part about this is that she's real.

where is marie? i need to jerk off to marie

>>40833461
My ideal tranner is 35, has eye bags, long unkempt dark hair and wears nerdy/band shirts and sweatpants, she's starting to put a bit of weight on in a thick kinda way not obese kind of way.

>>40833476
i’m only one of those too :(

>>40833486
oh 2.5 of these. i’m doing better

>>40833486
Based. Are you also in your thirties or do you just prefer older women?

>>40833484
i wish i didnt delete my marie folder after feeling bad about her during one of her last mental breakdowns

>>40833502
>marie folder
Nigga you need to go outside more

>>40833476
Damn she sounds hot as fuck can I get her number
>>40833475
im just making up a guy to get mad at please do not worm about an imaginary tranner who does not exist that would be pathetic even for this thread
>>40833486
bro me too. i hope she's out there somewhere

>>40833494
I'm 26 but I've always had a thing for older women as far as I can recall, not really in a mommy way, but I tend to always have an easier time to talk and bond with more "mature" people.

>>40833504
hey i went outside today

>>40833506
don’t worry! i’m only missing the immutable things from your list!

PSA for my fellow chasers:
Do not expose yourselves, do not expose preferences, trannies will ask questions to mask their reasons to deny you and insult you, no matter what you do, you're not what they look for, this is by design, they're not attracted to you, and they're not attracted to men

>>40833491
Tbf it's more of a vibe kinda thing it's not like she has to be exactly how i picture her in my mind otherwise I'd have to date an ai chatbot

>>40833526
Retarded advice

>>40833526
sorry :(

>>40833526
I will keep being genuine and honestymaxxx whatever the outcome, I'm doing it for myself not for Srussy

>>40833529
okay well my hair isn’t dark, i’m not chubby and i’m not 35

>>40833506
>i hope she's out there somewhere
That's exactly my problem, she's not out there, she's at home chilling, and I wish I could be chilling at home with her.

>>40833526
Brother I like men and their interest especially when they talk my ear off about em so I can hear their nice voices :) stop being insecure or find better trannies

>>40833549
The band/nerd shirt and being overall a very comfy nerdy girl that listens to something else than taylor swift or whatever's on the radio does a lot for me already tbf.
But it's not like I know you.

love to pull my mickey to 30 yo trannies with big cocks!

They call me the Rosewood choker

they call me the bronya plapper

>>40833450
https://litter.catbox.moe/adr3za7x8fdhmqw8.jpeg
im not dumb!!

>>40833526
for what it's worth I would love for chasers to expose themselves, ideally in as public a situation as possible

>>40833553
yeah that's real.... hard to meet people who aren't all that social when you're not all that social either
>>40833634
Nobody calls you that

they call me the dead pope francis

>>40833634
Hey bronya plapper what's up g

Good morning chasergen. I'm very excited right now! How are y'all?

I know the only way to actually make bronya mad

discordia is a massive 2 faced bitch btw
truly 1 of the WORST tripfags here me thinks

>>40833687
Telling her she's a brit has worked pretty well for me.
Oi'm havin' a bosh
Bish bash bosh

>>40833707
With you and Veronika in the race she could only ever be top 3 to the most retarded people on here anyways.

I have a question for my fellow chasers, are you just looking to fuck trannies and have casual sex or are you like me and actually looking for relationships?

I want to be number one on every top three list!

>>40833712
ok but why am i bad?

>>40833722
You're top 1 on the people I would put on my lap and poke at

>>40833726
Not bad, just retarded.
Like, plain old stupid you know ?

>>40833722
can i be number 3

>>40833735
oh ya im like um ditsy lol >_<

>>40833739
Top 3 of the people you'd bash the skull of with a big rock as an act of mercy before shedding a tear.

>>40833730
Poke? What are you poking me with baby?
>>40833739
Even better. Number 2!

>>40833720
I'm looking for a casual relationship

>>40833649
I would but I hate the amount of hair on my body. I'm really considering getting laser just to be smooth. Also I'm part of average cock gang so I've got nothing spectacular about me besides my spectacular autism over military shit, history, cooking and video games. Oh I guess hitting the gym has gotten me a little more muscular.

>>40833748
>What are you poking me with baby?
I thought you were supposed to tone it down ?
I would've poked you with my fingers but if you're like that probably something else too.

>>40833755
You said cooking? I'm ready to marry you

>>40833758
You're right. I will not horny post today!

>>40833685
Good morning Aura, glad you are excited. Something good happen?
>>40833760
Yeah, I'm from the South, so I enjoy cooking—especially desserts and the like. I've also recently gotten into making cheese.

>>40832089 (OP)
excellent image.

>all twitter cutting communities i was in got banned
fuck my stupid cutter life

>>40833720
Both.

>>40833747
i am grateful
>>40833748
woah... even better than i expected

>>40833636
You're dumb and cute and made to be manhandled and held forever afterwards. I want to see tears in those beautiful dark crybaby eyes

where is wulfim? im worried about wulfim. is wulfim ok?

What's that one girl that slept with 1000 men in one day. I'll be the trans version of her
>>40833770
Yes something good happened, I don't work today! Also, never ending cheese!!!!!!
>>40833779
Stop cutting
>>40833789
You're worthy!

>>40833793
this is what i look like when i cry...
https://litter.catbox.moe/pejnghi9qecv3siy.jpeg
>>40833806
yayy :)

>>40833806
>What's that one girl that slept with 1000 men in one day. I'll be the trans version of her
No you wont. You're not allowed to, as my future wife
>you're future husband

>>40833796
I locked him in my basement and I hooked him up to an automatic estrogen dispenser.
I will force-fem him and only release him into the wild when he's fully become a passoid.

>>40833806
>nooo dont cut
>nooo dont drink
>nooo dont get high
u ppl r no fun fr

>>40833810
Trannakin Skywalker on Mustafem when Obi-Wan cut his pp

>think I have the office to myself for a bit
>fuck it, i'll play some music before people come in
>https://youtu.be/XpYGgtrMTYs
>start autistically lip syncing
>forgot janitor comes in earlier than me
>the whole time he could see me lip syncing like a retard through the office glass pane while he was cleaning the bathroom across the hall

>>40833636
You look like an abused kitten. I'm not a broken bird chaser and I don't even know if you're even broken, but this picture activated my protection instinct. You trannies tend do to that a lot to me.

>>40833821
You gotta thug it out around those parts son.

>>40833810
Makes you look even more beautiful. I want to fuck you deeply and lovingly, sweat all over your pale body, and feel you cry into my shoulder from pure happiness

>>40833831
gay and retarded

>>40833814
Yes sir!
>>40833821
Okay babe

>>40833806
She made so much fucking money from that, but she's going to be known as that girl for the rest of her life. Dating options would be grim.

Glad you don't work today, that's pretty cool. And yeah, cheese is fun to make, but not easy. You need special ingredients and shit, not like making a cake. I enjoy watching this one nice old Australian man on YouTube whose entire channel is making cheese and even has the steps.

>>40833830
>trannies tend do to that a lot to me.
Okay i just found top 2 of the people i'd bash the skull of with a big rock as an act of mercy before shedding a tear.

>>40833821
those other things are fun tho. whats fun about cutting
>>40833825
i dont remember that in the movie...
>>40833830
i need to be protected its true
>>40833832
crying from happiness is good. in that pic im crying from sadness, which is also good

>>40832177
He's with ozzy now. He's in a better place.

>>40833842
>whats fun about cutting
playing with my blood lol :3

>>40833708
I know what makes her truly upset

>>40833821
Did you got banned from this board lol ? Was wondering yesterday

>>40833845
If you want to know the effect that what you say has on non retarded people think about a scat fetishist answering
>playing with my shit lol :3

>>40833840
Don't worry. I will not sleep with 1000 men. Also, make me some cheese baby

>>40833845
ru in middle school
also have you ever heard of a lancet

>>40833856
Suck my dick aura, you cheap whore

>>40833852
oh nah just 2 depressed 2 post lol
>>40833855
what??
>>40833857
no im unemployed
also no i have not heard of lancet

>>40833856
It'll be ready in a month. I'll be sure to cut it up and feed it to you like you're a Roman Empress.

You can have 100 men, as a treat

>>40833869
Im your favorite sniffer btw, you drunk slut fag :3

>>40833687
No u don't!!!
>>40833662
Fuck u
>>40833708
Fuck u
>>40833779
Fuck u

Once again asking chaseys who they think the hottest tranner is so I can mimic her personality and get ffs to look like her
>>40833865
I am not cheap. $1000 for me to suck your dick!
>>40833877
Yayyy thank you baby!

>>40833855
I don't know why but this made me bust out laughing.
>Hey what you doin over there?
>"Playin with my shit, throwing it on the walls"
It's like two monkeys talking

should i open this today

>>40833662
nothing much dawg, u?

>>40833755
ppl are soooooo insane about their bodies you are not a Roman statue you are a living breathing organism that has to move through the world and respond to its environment. Do not rage against your vessel

>>40833884
Broseph.

>>40833884
the other chasers will hate to hear this but the answer is pichu

>>40833855
>>40833885
i look like this and say this and people still want to have sex with me being a cute girl is the best

>>40833900
bazed

>>40833897
not what you would expect the bronya plapper to say but ok

im completely incapable of activating the protective instinct of the chaser. i am immune to broken bird chasers they can tell I'm invincible. this should be a win and yet

>>40833906
i look like this and have all these traits

>>40833905
honestly this is exactly what I would expect one of my simps to say. we are a pichu fanclub first and a bronya fanclub second

>>40833905
i dream to graduate to be the pichu plapper

>>40833893
Who?
>>40833897
She's pretty
>>40833906
Woahhhhhh!

>>40833906
>>40833914
Now make them kiss

>>40833891
Yes, but think about how it'd be if I DID look like a Roman statue! I'd be hot AND autistically nerdy—apparently, the best combo in a man, instead of average and autistically nerdy. Which is fine, don't hate myself or anything.
>>40833900
See, this is why you're my favorite Bronya

>>40833909
No you look like a faggot with bang

>>40833841
Except you. This tranny activates my sociopathic tendencies.

>>40833842
You don't need to be protected. You need to be cuddled and loved.

>>40833920
That's the thing. They never will.

>>40833923
hey panty :3

>>40833906
is this about me or am i just being a >textbook narcissist
>>40833912
>>40833915
bronya cuck? cuck bronya? this is unexpected
>>40833926
yay :)

>>40833935
I don't know who you are so probably not.

>>40833938
im pichu

>>40833907
Bronya is the famed tomboy transgirl with shitposter energy. All other transgirls literally can't compete. Step it up

>>40833945
Just kidding. You're the tranny that looks like a young David Dastmalchian.

>>40833931
Hi slut how are you today on a scale to "Wheeeee" from "Whooooo"

i got too tired of roblox now im traveling the mojave with my pal twinkchan.. or audrey.. im not sure i cant tell them apart

ILY pichu <3

>>40833955
whee bc im sad 2day

Pichu. Bronya plapper loves you

>>40833950
idk who that is

>>40833968
You're better off not knowing.

i dont wanna b a mom
i dont wanna b a mom
i dont wanna b a mom
holding my baby cousin the other day DID NOT make me wanna b a mom

>>40833956
>Playing New Vegas in Russian
It's so over, the commies are still in America

Also I guess the memes are true, New Vegas and Hearts of Iron (or other strategy games) makes men into trans girls.

Though I guess it's not 100 percent because I'm not trans.

>>40833974
You are probably the least suitable person on earth for being a mother

>>40833962
It's the other way around tho, but glad you've got that reference would pet you to show how proud i am of you mi amor

I'll be nutting inside your butt

>>40833982
i agree and just knowing i would make a bad mom kills me inside
>>40833984
uh huh

>>40833988
Aura kill yourself

>>40833980
im bad with mods so i downloaded a modpack that my friend recommended me and its in russian only so thats why its in russian

also no i only played new vegas after i trooned out, and i never tried playing hoi4, seems too complicated

>>40833991
You should play some vidya slut, you know you want to

i like to play noita. im gonna play noita today

>>40833998
You probably stink and will be a transbian in 2 years, russian whore

>>40833995
Frieren is an anime btw

>>40833991
I mean, even animals with their instincts kill their young accidentally. So you wouldn't be the worst.

>>40833988
Fair enough, modding isn't super hard, but I've had years of experience. Hoi4 is also one of the easiest Paradox strategy games to learn. It's only overwhelming on your first few games. I hope modding Fallout 5 will be easier than New Vegas

>>40834005
not really
i dont really wanna do anything honestly but i ran out of sleeping pills lol so i kinda just have 2 b awake ig

>>40834013
nevah ill have a loving hubby in 2 years
and i dont stink i just showered..

Aura

>>40833988
my place or yours?

>>40833922
All men are autistic this is true. but don't push yourself too hard... the emotional battlefield is more brutal than the physical one...
>>40833927
they will. im choosing to believe it. and I'll be there stroking my clitty
>>40833935
it's my destiny I've accepted it
>>40833949
right right I'm totally that stereotype but guys seem not to go for it so much... maybe it's played out?
and i mean. it's not like i don't want to be protected every once in a while. not that i need it or anything!!!!

oh and I got a bunch of good gacha pulls on JP horse simulator but not the yandere i wanted... this sucks... the account is too blessed to reroll but what's the point in a meta acc with no waifus...

>>40834018
>Eastern European trans gf calling me a NATO Dog while dressed in East German Camo or a Soviet Uniform while pointing a Makarov at me.
I have a new need.

>>40832097
two days ago i laid in bed and got sad before falling asleep

>>40834014
Its also the name of the elf magician that is the main character, you fuck

>>40834029
aww does kitten need a cuddle?

>>40834016
Huh?
>>40834020
Hey so, how did you get this picture of me?
>>40834021
In my car
>>40834031
I see. Never watched the anime, didn't know that

>>40834017
We should go on a date at the beach and eat ice cream

>>40834033
no i need plastic surgeries and other procedures

>>40833796
We got him banned again. Talk to that retard on discord.

>>40834028
thats really specific anon u sure this is a new need?

thread sux 2day im gonna go get drunk
later nerds

>>40834047
this is the first time we've ever been in complete agreement LMAO

>>40834044
Feliz jueves !!!!! *Ahora to puedes marchar starts playing*

>>40834035
>In my car
will you call me after?

>>40834025
>Don't push yourself too hard
Thank's Bronya, I won't. I just have a goal I want to reach. Not gonna kill myself over it.
>Guys seem to not go for it much
I would totally go for it if I lived near you.
>Good Gacha pulls on JP Horse Simulator
I've heard that the pity on that gacha is uber bad but all the girls are so cute.

>>40834035
My bad I was responding to ZOV but your comment flashbanged me and I pressed yours by mistake.

>>40834047
It's not new, I was lying. I've always thought Eastern European girls were hot and had a specific fantasy of an East German/ Soviet spy trying to turn me into a traitor but falling in love instead.

>>40834049
Goodbye drunk slut, dont forget to moan my trip as you jerk off :)

>>40834056
Oh chasey. You are a pump and dump

>>40834025
>it's my destiny I've accepted it
ur so based

Cringe overload from this thread

>>40834016
idk i just cant bother doing that, and strategy games are too hard i dont like them, i do like bloons td 6 thats kind of a strategy game right?

>>40834058
dont call me zov i have a name

>>40834063
You've hurt me to my core.

>>40834053
feliz martes. thats a good song i like it i listened to it often years ago

I am 113 pounds of pure muscle

>>40834075
>tower defense flash game that was made for 8 year olds in 2005 is the peak of zoomer strategy gaming
What did they do to your guys brains. Its like all of you

>>40834087
its good and not painfully hard and the monkeys are funny and cute, i hope the add a discordia tower next update

i need to buy my makeup and skincare products i made my research and got a list of not-bad and not-expensive products but im scared of pressing "buy" and when the products arrive they're bad ;___;

>>40834099
No dont be sad you're so sexy ah ah

>>40834075
>Bloons td 6 is a strat game right?
I mean, I would agree that tower defense is a strategy game. Simpler but still strategy.

>Don't call me zov
I'll call you you're full name when you beat Bloons td 6 on it's hardest difficulty.

>>40834083
How does it feel knowing any man in here can bench press you?

>>40834091
>Discordia Tower
She calls the balloon a fag and it explodes. Super Discordia fires slurs at the speed of light

>>40834118
its too hard :( you're mean now i hate u

>>40834123
This is not mean, this is light teasing. And I agree the hardest difficulty is just stupid.

>>40834123
Im sure you're a filthy souls player and your crotch is very smelly

>>40834118
Kinda hot desu. Although I doubt EVERY man here could bench press me

>>40834099
there's always gonna be some hits and some misses! but you can do a lot more with a bad product than no product at all, right? it's all good practice at the end of the day!

>>40834134
i torrented elden ring last year, played 30 minutes, couldnt get through the first boss on that horsie and, cried and left

i do like playing some games on the hardest difficulty like fallout here, just no soul games i hate them with a passion

>>40834132
noo its mean

>>40834141
If a man can't bench press 114 pounds, they're an automatic boymoder.

>>40834151
Ok Veronika, stop pouting. I'm sure you're the best bloons 6 player ever

>>40834058
hehe thank you I'm flattered
the girls are soooooo cute right? yeah it's a spark system rather than a pity system. nikke and madoka are the same so I'm used to it but it's objectively way worse for sure. there's no issue with that stuff as long as you swipe hard enough though!
>>40834151
SOOOOO MOE faildaughter chud femcel veronika is insanely cute your whole schtick just came together in one moment of blinding light that's so beautiful

>>40834159
IM NOT POUTING but thank u

>>40834151
nta but your not supposed to be able to beat that first boss right away. you come back to that guy later

>>40834165
???
retarded game

>>40834162
whaa

I played dark souls 3. I loved it but will never play a game like that again
>>40834159
Do it then. Lift me!

>>40834151
You should suck my dick as i play games, russian hon

>>40834142
true... im just a bit penny-pincher..

>>40834179
nah i play da games and u pay for me rent and me food, and me no hon u dirty western degenerate

>>40834162
THEY ARE! Though Nikke is much more generous.

>SOOOO MOE
I know right, Veronica a cutey

>>40834176
Headed over right now to bench press this nerd. Then I'm gonna squat you!

forcing aura to play dark souls 1 at knife point

>>40834185
>Veronika
>Not a hon
>Call me degenerate
X to doubt

i beat dark souls and dark souls 3 and bloodborne and sekiro. i didnt beat dark souls 2 and elden ring and i never played demons souls

>>40834188
How much can you bench?
>>40834196
Is it good?

morning

Everyone's so mean :')

>>40834206
>How much can you bench?
I started not too long ago but my regular bench is like 180 and my one rep max is like 200. Not the best but my goal is 225-230

>>40834199
nah im cute and im not a degen, i think

>>40834188
The only good gacha game is Arknights

>>40834211
Giod morning baby
>>40834226
Ily btw
>>40834227
I don't know anything about lifting weights. That's impressive to me

>>40834231
If you're really cute you would be my wife >:(

>>40834239
You're rapehon coded, i hope you know that, slut

>>40834226
nobody asked you, richard ramirez

>>40834241
sorry no my heart belongs to somebody else..

>>40834252
Who the fuck asked you?
>>40834256
The serial killer?

i had dreams of female sleepovers

>>40834234
I tried Arknights, but I have a three gacha policy. I play three gachas only at any point in time, and right now they're Nikke, GFL2, and Azur Lane.

>>40834239
The beginning weight for bench press is wherever you can handle, but I started at two 45-pounders and the bar, which goes to around 135 pounds. That tends to be the "Standard" weight for average male beginners. For women, it's usually lower at like 100. I'm proud of it currently. Thank you for saying that

>>40834231
You do sound cute, and I like your video game choices. So that definitely translates to looking cute

>>40834206
>Is it good?
Yes it is good my sweet beautiful pea pod

>>40834264
I have no clue how you can manage three one already feels like a lot

>>40834170
>retarded game
It's an open world for fucks's sake you can go everywhere, anywhere, if someone is too strong right now you can come back later.

>>40834264
I can't even lift 70 pounds. I didn't think hrt would make me weaker because I was already weak but I think it did :(
>>40834268
I might play it. Some day. Maybe

>>40834272
I have a lot of time on my hands being deployed overseas. Also, I've been playing all 3 for a whil,e so I have a rhythm. It helps that I really like the girls in them.

OooOooH you will fuck the boat women!
Oooohohoh You will fuck the gun girls
And you will fuck the cyborg women Ooohohohoh

>>40834256
You been calling me that for like 3 years now anon funny to see your still here. I don't look like Richard ramerez tho maybe like a young estrogenized Richard tho I'll give ya that. Btw I asked and you responded. Goteem jkjk har har

>>40834280
i like when line and i go on line and i press mouse button and boom boom and i win

>>40834264
do my games pass? + genshin

>>40834181
virtuous!
>>40834188
oh yeah I was talking about this in here nikke is just the best gacha on the scene right now and it's not even close. no idea why I don't play it it's just miles ahead of everything else
>>40834234
this is true also
>>40834264
i always try and keep it down to three but it's impossible... right now I'm doing ummm let me count. madoka umaJP genshin hi3 wuwa and hsr makes... six? hehe im kind of a loser huh it's hard not to feel a little proud

FLIGHT BOOKED, SEEING CHASER IN TWO MONTHS :DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>40834287
Well, I was reading the HRT guide and it did say that loss of muscle mass is a possibility. But you could easily get more muscle so you're not the meme of the femboy (trans girl in your case) trying to pick up the jug of milk saying, "Holy fuck can someone please help me!" while crying.

>>40834300
Not a bad Steam library, Veronica. I approve

>>40834312
Well, you did tell me on Discord that you can't really play Nikke due to certain reasons, like the anti-cheat crashing your game.

>>40834324
wrong letter

>>40834337
Yeah, I'm super used to writing Veronika with a c cause I have a family member with that name. But as I said before, you have some real winners in there.

>>40834298
this is the first time i’ve called you that

>>40834358
okay u are forgiven thank u

hey cg have u ever been arrested?

>>40834381
I'm a good boy

>>40834316
you guys are NOT SHOWING ADEQUATE EXCITEMENT right now

>>40834381
almost

posted tit pic not banned :(

>>40834324
Perhaps I should work out
>>40834387
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>40834387
i'm excited about shooting myself

i wish females weren’t so scary

>>40834387
im reallly happy for u, thats sobe right?

>>40834374
It's not buddy :) stop acting coy

>>40834316
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! I HOPE HE'S REALLY NICE AND YOU TWO GET MARRIED!!!

>>40834400
You should Aura, go for bad bitch energy.

>>40834403
Sad again today? Hope you feel better

not feeding my cat until someone posts gock

>>40834324
yeahhhh it's a pain but I already play a bunch of stuff on mobile so I should just suck it up and play it there. but it feels nice on desktop!

>>40832989
asking to post it while you were vanned was maybe my biggest stroke of genies yet

>>40834400
ur pie went cold :(

>>40834440
I'll get in that
>>40834453
I took a nap and when I woke up I saw that cursed ass image and immediately went back to sleep

>>40834445
Desktop is 1000 percent better than mobile in my opinion. So I feel that pain
>>40832989
Lol, did you post that while high out of your mind or tired as fuck?
>Hello discord chaser, send mommy Bronya the Nitro or she'll be VERY MAD >:(

>>40834479
neither I'm just an extremely talented character actor

It was all going so well... WHY IS SHE NOT RESPONDING??? WHAT DID I DO??? WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is anyone else here in the getting drunk before lunch club

>>40834487
True! This place is so funny to me, like all the terms and such. If you asked the average person what a hon is they would look at you weird. Rapehon gave me a chuckle.
>>40834488
Because trans girls sometimes get sad or have stuff going on. She'll respond at some point. Or they're here, shitposting and kek-ing.

>>40834464
:(
no one wants meffy’s pies

>>40834264
That sounds ... suspicious to say the least.
135lbs is definitely not the average starter weight, i know 6'5 college football players who struggled to do a good set of 8 reps with clean form at 135lbs.
In a few years they were able to breeze through 315 but except guys who worked in construction or had a past in other sports I haven't seen many able to clean rep multiple sets of 135lbs on their firdt day to the gym.

>>40834513
LMAO it's a classic. i like that it implies the way more interesting concept of a rapepassoid which I feel has the potential to be the concept for the new American Psycho

if you had a tiny clone of bronya, would you torture it?

>>40834543
Can a /fit/bro translate this for me I feel like there's beef going on but i can't understand it... what's the tea...

>>40834548
A clonya?

>>40834543
Well, that's what my bro who I work out with told me (for reference we're in the army and he's a personal trainer on the civilian side so I just trusted his words.)

>>40834548
Yes. I would put it in a big jar and slowwwwwwly slowwwwwwwwwwwwwly fill it up with cum

i'm an alcoholic who has fallen over every hurdle life has thrown at me

>>40834595
u can do all that and still come in first!

>>40834595
lotsa people like that. no biggie

>>40834562
it's posts like this that make me want to become the bronya plapper

>>40834610
what the fuck

>>40834544
Fucking rapepassoid lol
>>40834553
No beef here, I just didn't add the context that I'm already in the army with a very physical job. And it took me a bit to do 135 past like 2 reps. So my correct starting weight probably should have been like 125-130 but I was just getting encouraged to do 135 by my bro as anything lower is bitchmade boi weight.
>>40834607
I keep telling y'all she's best girl but you don't believe me!

woah my pichu detector is going wild rn

>>40834603
>>40834604
it's been happening for too long. i can't recover. i need to die

>>40834532
I'll eat the pie though!

>>40834603
Meffy smelly stinky ew

>>40834637
https://youtu.be/FveF-we6lcE?si=2JDZqQBR6hMFaggE

>>40834607
and yet you demote me to second fiddle in your first five posts... you're so cruel to the ones you love, anon...
>>40834610
Is this real
>>40834622
i see.... im disappointed I figured /fit/ would mostly be people accusing each other of roiding all the time but it seems to mostly just be people being like 'yeah im on roids.' which is for lack of a better term extremely sigma

guess i'm gonna post on /fit/ later and see if that gets me banned

>>40834637
RUDE

okay im back into roblox

>>40834624
yeah sorry that's cause of me

My stomach hurts. I think I need to vomit. I hate doing that

>>40834666
Go shower, poopyhead

>>40832097
>qott: when was the last time you cried?
last night

good morning thread

>>40834667
Leave those kids alone

>>40834674
hello sarah, what happened last night?

>>40834659
I mean, we have a few dudes on steroids like this tiny Asian dude. His arms got BIG. And I have played around with the idea but I like being emotionally stable and I don't want my balls and cock to shrink. With him it's not an issue as he's already small. So I'm fine with being natty

>>40834678
I got kicked out of walmart

>>40834675
im rekting those kids is that what u old people say? rekt?

>>40834680
wha? i need more detail here

>>40834670
BECAUSE OF MY PIE????

will i get drunk enough to do it today? stay tuned

>>40834688
They kicked me out of walmart

I've been spending some time thinking about what perfume my ideal chaser would wear and I've come to the conclusion it's something like this. This post is for nobody I just had fun deciding and I needed to announce it. I love fragrantica so much www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Tiziana-Terenzi/Spirito-Fiorentino-52197.html
>>40834679
LMAO yeah I have no opinion either way I don't have a particularly good idea of the side effects. but if these weight loss injections are even remotely comparable I imagine it's the fuckin trenches

>>40834697
what did u do lmao

>>40834690
Lmao no. I think it was the food I ate earlier

>>40834381
yes

>>40834670
it appears my hexes are working

please help

i feel so bad for cishons

>>40834711
Please stop. How do I get you to stop?

>>40834680
Girl, why did they kick you out of Walmart? Is it cause you were throwing rocks at the couples again?
>>40834701
Not the Bronya attracter 5000! Need to order some stat!

>It's the fuckin trenches
You have no idea lol.
>>40834711
Stop casting hexes, that's fuckin weird

>>40834624
beep beep beep beep

>>40833720
If she passes I could marry one

>>40834715
thank you for your solidarity it's hard out here
>>40834724
but how will I smell it through the screen...

>>40833796
He came in here and said f n's and got banned

How to make adam's apple go away?

>>40834746
swallow it

Reality show where all the terminally online trips are forced to touch grass

>>40834742
I'll just fly to every continent with it on until I'm approached by a trans girl who says I smell good and assume it's you.
>>40834746
Can't you have an operation where they shave it or something?

i miss strawberry so much bros...

>>40834752
It won't go down
>>40834758
I think so

>>40834548
I would do this to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9rIBE0KM-w

18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES I LOVE YOU <3

>>40834762
You don't even know what she looks like

Got called racist in chasergen last night lads

i will only pay for her ffs once we're married

I miss rick…

>>40834756
yeah sure whatever babe as long as I can keep training these horses on my phone you can do whatever you like with the other hand
>>40834746
i mean when I was like suuuper fat it covered it up? but i never notice them on other people. i think I'm just stupid though i can never really tell what gender and stuff people are I just go off context clues like if they're trying to sleep with me or not
>>40834758
they're all me :)
>>40834762
i was literally thinking this five minutes ago i wish I talked about fountain pens with her more she had really interesting opinions

Negging club sends the 5 ft 6 French incel known as panties sniffer to rape and murder bronya but she ends up overpowering and raping him instead

ffs = forced feminization surgery?

where are the bodies rick?

>>40834774
Tell us what happened lad
>>40834780
you know for a fact I'd turn that poor kid into the hottest trip this board has ever seen in 30 minutes flat

>>40834780
panties sniffer is short but he makes up for it with raw power

>>40834702
>>40834724
I was being racist

>>40834790
I unironically think he'll be pretty cute when he troons out

>>40834764
try harder
>>40834783
need

>>40834774
Why did they call you a racist last in Chaser Gen Anon?
>>40834777
>There's a Bronya on every continent
They're gonna have to fight to the death for the best Bronya, aren't they? The world will be a dark place.
>>40834790
That's just a fact
>>40834793
How racist?

Trying to figure out if I'm hot enough to find out if I genuinely like aphex twin and still be sexually desirable
i keep hearing shit on tiktok and being like oh that fucks actually what is this and then finding out it's aphex twin and spending an hour sitting on the floor of the shower questioning who I am

>>40834777
I guess I should gain weight then
>>40834798
Yes ma'am

>>40834797
i think everyone's cute once they just accept it and go all out! anyone can be a cute girl with a little work some of us are just better at accepting it than others
>>40834805
why would they fight .... every bronya is the best bronya. we have a groupchat where we send messages so depraved and disgusting they would instantly mindbreak the strongest opticsfag this board can muster

>>40834678
i don't want to talk about it
also Walmart kicked me out
apparently you're not allowed to be racist in there
wtf i thought this was America

>>40834806
is there something wrong with aphex twin?

rick’s body….

>>40834825
how's your relationship?

>>40834807
if you wanna then go for it! the body is a weapon etc

Gangbanged a transgirl at Manchester pride and got a UTI fml

>>40834825
go do your math homework bitch

When will I finally get my feminized chud...

>walk out of bedroom
>walk back into bedroom
Oh my god the smell

>>40834381
no
>>40834670
same
>>40834713
with what?
>>40834783
wouldn't that be nice...
>>40834839
ive been out of school for almost a decade lol
>>40834834
fantastic

>>40834836
I'll consider it
>>40834837
If any chaser is wondering you can gangbang me and you won't get a uti

>>40834848
???

>>40834776
its probably my fault always is

>>40834850
I thought you were a pure Christian girl

>>40834848
What have you been doing in there?

>>40834857
She's maybe the horniest poster here.

>>40834746
don't its so hot babe

>>40834827
i don't know!
>>40834837
good for her!
>>40834848
this is realest thing ever posted in here. i recommend a reed diffuser and HEAVY shock ventilation

>>40834850
Solo gangbaging aura

>>40834855
no it's my fault, I gooned too hard

>>40834771
I found her twitter she like a hotter version of aubrey

>>40834855
He runs from any real commitment or interest

>>40834849
dying