Thread 40938822

Qott: how is someone a pedo for dating a freshly 18 year old girl? i dont get that

Last: >>40936100

>>40938822 (OP)
great shirt

#some chasers can't wrap their head about how age disparity can actually make you look and appear creepy to us

>>40938822 (OP)
Nobody, but pichu is making this a problem

>>40938822 (OP)
kys retard, someone make a better one pls

>>40938822 (OP)
It's a big problem for the worst people you know.

>>40938822 (OP)
20 and still a khhv,
im ngmi am i
its too late manmoder as well

>>40938839
Shut up bittccchhhhh

>>40938822 (OP)
they’re not BUT

chasers over 28 are expired
they should just date each other instead

>>40938839
okay sure but if I identify as a different age it should be fine

>>40938839
Nah once youre like 23 youre mentally developed enough to make your own choices. If you wanna date a 70 year old go for it. 22 is a bit sus and anything younger is pedo territory if the age gap is more than 5 years.
Im a 29 yo mtf btw

>>40938822 (OP)
freshly 18? that means you were watching her as a 17-year old drooling while counting down the seconds until it was technically permissible to go annoy her

shit thread btw
>>40938830
lmao that's the stupidest shit ive heard all day and im on 4channel
>>40938836
you need to learn to read, hoe
>40938842
>posted it again award
>whining about how he spends his own time again award

I miss [REDACTED]

>>40938887
is it me :)

>>40938885
Let’s see you met on Tinder and she had just turned 18 a week ago why doesn’t matter why are you angry about it because nobody will ever fuck you? You’re jealous of her youth? please discuss.

>>40938839
No one actually cares what you think, we will either lie to you or avoid the subject. Its just that being honest isnt punished here like it is in every other space with women

>>40938900
Yes Nona you are missed

>>40938885
>NO I WON'T TELL YOU WHY I SHIT UP THESE THREADS CHUD!

>>40938911
okay and then i think you're a creep so what now

>>40938934
I may act creepy, but your face even creepier. She gives me the heebie-jeebies.

doing this with a chaser

https://youtu.be/UIk5oKt6bZ0?si=XcKqPyXnK3ihDH3e

>freshly 18
Bro what the fuck.

>>40938885
>freshly 18? that means you were watching her as a 17-year old drooling while counting down the seconds until it was technically permissible to go annoy her
didn't lizzy do this?

Even rosewood is lame now, threads lame-ified her

>>40938964
Dance with me rw
https://youtu.be/Ifn2FZU3Dk4?si=5rIp851zivr9xsmW

>>40938980
its just a little meme anon :(

>>40938964
I was just watching that one yesterday. they cut off the end part "well there's a lot of it"
also the thread is gross right now and I don't want you to see this

>>40938905
conservatives say it's pedophilic to date me but the chasers say I've hit the wall. which is it?

where's my not middle aged 25 year old chaser with a fresh gamer shirt and skin smelling like vanilla cookie so i can embrace him and console me after interesting with malding creeps

Giving blinkers to homeless people without telling them it's a DMT cart.

>>40938965
>>40938977
Lizzy, wren, Sarah, basically any transbian has, had, or is currently doing it. God forbid I make it joke thread everyone automatic shitting on chasers baka

>>40938994
I guess he doesn't exist

>>40938964
doing this with a trainer

https://youtube.com/watch/497_PbjG_mk?si=OatV-LSSrv25yUyP

>>40938934
I dont care because I dont value the opinions of 99% of trannies, especially when they apparently arent contextualized to this environment where I am speaking 100x more freely than I would irl

>>40939017
omg nils <3 ugh save me

>>40938824
>saving someone else's picture and posting it to fuck with them
And this is why I don't post selfies.

>>40939017
lol

>>40938998
>Sarah
what's the sarah pedo story? anything besides flirting with young trannies in her discord?

>>40939024
mfw to ugly for anyone to care that i posted selfies here :((

>>40939023
>>40939025

>>40939024
I think Stu looks good. Better than I look. Don't worry about the troll he'll go lick rocks or find another hobby.

>>40939038
>how can I make this about me: the post

>>40938982
lel ive been brainrotting watching some old family guy comps and i just thought the tickle one was so funny hehe. so many good old gags. such a stupid show lol
>>40938992
i see maybe ill return tonight or something then. the current argue fest is kinda funny to see but it dosent really involve or interest me. bye :)
>>40939017
lel
>>40939013
shreddn. little corny but i think its cool c:

>>40939045
She's cute and I wish she saw that.

>>40938839
I understand. I like mature women that I don't have to talk down to. What do you think if I date older like a 40 year old having 10 years on me.

>>40939046
im really sorry

do you have a problem with 30 yo + 18-21 yo t4t?

>>40939068
She already knows i want to cum in her butt

>>40939097
i have a problem with all t4t. if i have to be single everyone else should be single in sympathy

inb4 pooners don't count because they aren't men

>>40939108
I need her in my arms and I need her in my arms NOW.
>>40939123
Mogs me.

>>40939049
I would love nothing more than to axe kick this thing. Seriously we need to clear them from the streets especially the blacks

same size as me

>>40938994
Hes in my dms because you called him a creep

>>40939132
pickme

>>40938822 (OP)
18 is the perfect age for cis girls - just look at freshly millionaire lil tay. lmfao.

>>40939126
>>40939128

This thread was a mistake.

>>40938994
He's thinking about 18-22 year old pussy you delusional mutt

>>40938839
>30-40 yr old man fucking barely legal teens
Vomiting rn

>>40939144
Well he picked me so idc

>>40938876
Kill yourself pedo

>>40939161
i was gonna make one about how much we love bald guys too... 30+ chasers cant let themselves win...
np ill make it during euro hours they'll appreciate it better
goonight lovers im sorry for kicking up this shitstorm i was defending the honour of my prince rick its my bad im working on it :(

nair tingling my butthole

>>40939178
i hope you enjoy the bed you've made for yourself. i hope you keep a way out just in case too

>>40939203
Shalom madam

18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES DADDY LOVES YOU <3 <3 <3

>>40939210
Yeah what a terrible choice ive made i shouldve been an old hag who hates men instead

>i will never be a 18y tranny and having creeps lusting over me
its so over

>>40939227
I hope you die

>>40938887
she's oiling it up in tranny heaven right now

There's a cute girl living in my building I just talked to her while doing my laundry

I used to think the op question didn't matter to the thread.

>>40939237
sucks being post wall doesn't it?

>>40939154
Lmaoooo is this real?

>>40939154
how the fk was he 5’9” and 135 lbs XDDDDDDDDDDD
absolute gigatwink with luscious dsls

im a melancholic and a choleric

>>40939251
Pedo general

>>40939236
It's an essential part of female socialization, although the creeps start a lot earlier than that

>>40939241
Do trannies go to heaven?
>>40939251
It usually doesn’t but some people are wiggin out

Every 30+ year old you ever date until time stops moving will be attracted to hot 20 year olds. Anyone who says they aren't is just smart enough to manipulate women well. It is insane to me that women are still in denial about this, when EVERY RICH NIGGA EVER has Leonardo Dicaprio taste

Sisters..... My 22 yo bf said he'd still love me if I was 18 years and 30 seconds old......

>>40939259
i think so, but i don't actually know. he used to unironically be an avid poster on the bodybuilding dot com forums

>>40939260
Transitioning would have saved her

>>40939254
>Post wall
Slit your neck incel

chaser pedophile cowards….

>>40939270
i had this experience when i was in highschool between 14-17 as a young lad

>>40939273
>Do trannies go to heaven?
fuck no
I was trying to be nice

>>40939287
Eat Rick's crusthole loser

>>40939285
it's so sexy when you talk to me like that babe

>>40939287
Bro 18 is legal in us. It’s like 13 in Mexico fym? Also your old shit shut the fuck up.

>>40939229
i would rather be in my position than yours. it's fine if you don't feel the same way
>>40939236
cmon babe. get it together

>>40938903
idgaf im just explaining why it's creepy
idc what you do but if you actually wanna date an 18 year old who's entire life experience is just primary school you're kinda retarded
you have nothing in common unless you haven't matured since high school
which ig maybe that's you, i don't judge
>40938923
>i posted it again!! eggs dee!
>we did it, reddit!
>>40938977
how would i know?
>>40938998
ive never dated anyone more than a little under a year younger than me
ive never even really TRIED to date anyone beyond that threshold, but by the most generous of definitions ig you could say i tried to date someone in their mid twenties not too long ago
ive never dated anyone who was 18 years of age, not uven when i was 18
so idk what you're talking about
>>40939031
it's a long tale, stay awhile and listen...
>>40939251
it's the most important thing, sets the tone for the next 350-1000 posts

>>40938822 (OP)
>how is someone a pedo for dating a freshly 18 year old girl?
I consider anyone under the age of 25 a child mentally. If anyone in their 30s or older tells me they are chasing 18 year old's I definitely consider them a pedophile.

>>40939303
You belong on cow chaser baka

>Oh I get it. We're all pretending in this thread.
I love Mel so much. I would hand over all my 401k and RR retirement benefits just to sniff her hair while she sits on my lap feeding me my ED pills.

>>40939270
a female art teacher used to grop me when i was like 12y does that count

>>40939330
yes. and not in a good way

The people who can't love people who don't have enough degrees or a high enough income are trying to tell us when to feel attraction to people again I see

If you could convert post wall tranny seething into energy this thread could power the world for years

>>40939275
>>40939342
>relationships=sexual attraction
men are wild lmao

>>40939273
>Do trannies go to heaven?
Yes they do and I will live eternally in paradise with my trans wife.

i hope i go to heaven

when you order food and they give you 5 forks with the food but the order was only for yourself

>>40938822 (OP)
Are you guys being pedos again what'd I miss? Just fuck someone your own age it's easy.

>>40939361
Men are degenerative bile

>>40939363
Lol you see going to hell for smoking all that weed and playing the skin flute too much
>>40939366
Big ass what did you order?

>>40939363
It wouldn't be heaven without you

>>40939366
so relatable bestie
I get the full family meal from a Chinese restaurant and plan on sharing with no one

i hope i never die and i have to fight in an endless war forever

Is 29 chaser and a 21 year old trans girl too much of a difference?

18-21 year old trannies <3

>>40938839
No, I know
But when a 23yo has the exact same niche hobbies and tastes as me and an intense attraction then I'm not going to just throw it out because some people are weird about it

nair continues to astound and amaze

>>40939366
Aren't you on a glp?

>>40939388
probably
but it depends on the individuals

>>40939396
What'd you nair?

Just so you know gay dudes don't give a single fuck about age gaps

>>40939287
cry more, hag

chaser that becomes a computer science professor specifically to get access to a constant fresh supply of 18-21 year old trans women

>>40939401
everything. all of it.

>>40939301
maybe I will….
>>40939309
shut up pedo
you only know that tidbit cuz you thought about moving to mexico huh

Is it different when the younger women found you when you weren't looking for them?

>>40939402
thats because gay dudes dont date, they only fuck.

>>40939388
>>40939390
Gross

>>40939377
>Big ass what did you order?
two chipotle burrito bowls, two cheese quesadillas, eight side tortillas, three bags of chips, two cokes, and a guac salad. but like they should have realized the burrito bowls and the salad were all veggie. that makes it healthy enough for just one person...
>>40939397
yerp
>>40939396
nair is evil. last time i tried to use it i got chemical burns

>>40939410
Smooth like a slip n slide now?

>>40938822 (OP)
That's why I date 32yr old moders who identify as 16 year Olds. It's the best of both worlds.

>>40939319
What's with you trannies and wall of texts/spam posts? no one cares bro

maybe ill try nair too
>>40939377
maybe :/ ive tried avoiding it a ton to stop my urges. god gave me a terrible oral fixation fsr :(
>>40939378
<3 very sweet of u anon

>>40939420
oh my god thats like 7 meals for me

What an unbelievable waste
We should've been connected for life
Similarities and shared experiences like that almost never come around
Fuck my gay chaser life

>>40939442
Andrea is a porker.

Who the fuck is kaylee supposed to be?

>>40939439
>why would you reply to posts?
idk man, it's a mystery

Being a man with anxious attachment is so stupid

>>40939445
who was it

>>40939400
Like level of maturity?
>>40939419
Why?
>>40939420
There’s no way

>>40939336
yeah true shes was like on her 50s? and touch me more than other students and once i was leaning over a counter waiting for the people on secretary to show up and she hugged me from the back on the hips and pressed me over the counter and like ofc i was really unconfortable

>>40939420
Yes good girl. Mommy needs to feed herself

>>40939454
probably some mtfg transbian

>>40939420
>two chipotle burrito bowls, two cheese quesadillas, eight side tortillas, three bags of chips, two cokes, and a guac salad
oh my goodness, your girl farts and girl shits will be super stinky after that. imagine the smell. the girly stinky miasma coming off your big girly shits will be insane

>day 12 nofap
woot

>>40939413
Nope I only know bc this mexican I work with told me about it. Said it happens regularly over there. Kys you savage

>>40939419
>Gross

>>40939420
What the hell that's so much food is this a joke?

>>40939462
There is nothing to be gained from naming them

>>40939356
Theres no such thing as a post wall tranny lol we dont get menopause

>>40939488
oh, i just meant like who was this person to you

>>40939466
yeah and just like what your lives have been like
attraction is the simplest part of a relationship
are your lives compatible? you guys enjoy the same stuff? do the things you've both gone through seem similar enough that you can easily understand one another?

>>40939484
Blobby get out

>>40939461
Lmao so real
I'm fucking insane and women don't fuck with this vibe
Can't help it though my family fucked me up

>>40939419
What are your thoughts on t4t age gap relationships?

>>40939497
Someone who cared about me a lot and who I cared about a lot but we lived too far away

>>40939483
yeah uhuh where do you work, the vatican?

>>40939484
Is that actually her?

>>40939474
You look like the bitch from The Vvitch

>>40939488
Laaaaammmmmmeeeeeee. That's no fun. Get messy.

>>40938822 (OP)
Look everyone here was crying about this and that. Idgaf i’m gonna continue deflowering 18-19 yo trannies. Okay? Alright?

>>40939521
Need a tranner that looks like her

>>40939521
Are you face blind?
>>40939527
>deflowering
Dang you actually do sound like a real pedo. Now say "lithe" and "nubile".

>>40939442
im large and in charge. me and my three chins
>>40939466
>>40939485
ya it's just being silly. i got a single burrito bowl and ate 1/3 of it and feel way too full from just that lol
>>40939521
i loved her look in queen's gambit sooo much

>>40939523
You don't understand
I could cause high level drama
I care too much though

>>40939521
thanks i guess. what do you look like?

>>40939509
if it makes you feel any better my life has pretty much gone off a cliff since we stopped talking (if it was me)

>>40939537
I got that word from a movie. You obviously know the whole fucking vocabulary faggot. I pay you’re old and washed.

>>40939521
god
she was so cute before she got bogged...

>>40939521
that was false mef and this is also untrue

>>40939539
>YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I COULD DO
Nah don't believe you. It's probably lame and boring involving nobody interesting.

>>40939454
that thing kaliaura

>>40939560
Atrocious

>>40939508
5 year max

>>40939527
>Idgaf i’m gonna continue deflowering 18-19 yo trannies

>>40939556
no that’s just what walling looks like

buccal fat removal should be illegal it's basically assault

>>40939552
From one of your little pedo films? Disgusting. You're going to prison and they're gonna cut off your lips.

>>40939564
Rack please give us some insight what is appropriate age gap for chasers and tranners

>>40939574
mef, honey, adults are talking

>>40939556
surgeons are gonna make bank in two years on buccal implants and buccal fat transplants when sunken cheeks stops being the style

>>40939500
Yeah we’re perfect for each other. I just wonder why some people seem to make it a big deal

ACTUAL TRVTH NVKE AGE GAP WISDOM.
dating: within 10 years is reasonable and as you get older, 22 is the floor (after college age)
sex/fwb/hookup: above 18 is reasonable
TRVTH NVKE. END OF STORY.

>>40939594
Jesus fucking Christ this bitch looks busted. She must be 25 at least

>>40939595
Theres already a socially accepted rule for this. Half your age+7.

>>40939594
this is so fucking disgusting im gonna puke

>>40939578
Probably 4 years difference or less. When I was 21 I dated a couple girls older than me. One was 26 and the other was 36

>>40939454
literally no idea but I have her filtered for some reason. i didn't know I even knew how to do that. i trust my judgement
>>40939468
that's messed up. im sorry that happened to you
>>40939461
you're allowed to have mental health problems. that stuff doesn't care whether you're a guy or not. im cheering you on anon I hope you find someone understanding. don't punish yourself for it
>>40939489
speak for yourself I am extremely menopausal that's why I'm such a raging cunt

>>40939559
Okay nbd

>>40939594
Why is she balding

>>40939595
Omg wtf is wrong with you???

>>40939612
oh okay i like that better

>>40939594
I was gonna say I can just tell who she's about to meet up with, it's written all over her face lol.

if I'm ever a father of a son I'm going to walk in his room and say :Are ya winning son?
he wont get the reference of course and I'll have to show him ancient memes

>>40939564
Inb4 hon
>wkpgp

>>40939542
Well if it was I really want you to be doing well despite it all
But also I really miss you and it hurts
Why'd you stop talking to them?

>>40939629
Post pic?

parading my 18 year old (her birthday was yesterday) tranny gf in front of the 30 year old trannies to make them seethe

>>40939535
I already called Dibs on Meffy

>>40939540
>what do you look like?
Well youd find it hard to believe, but I'm way over 6'. Fuzzy all over and have big strong paws and big arms made for hugging a slender girly-girl who makes my heart melt :)

I only do five years younger at most. Not really for high-minded reasons, most just because people younger than that are just retarded, whiny, and annoying.

gently places my boyfriend in a swimming pool full of jello
ungently cannonballs onto him

>>40939640
Bro mef has a man already his name is hector Salamanca

>>40939629
You're a foul bnwo gooner

>>40939594
is there really companies that just do this? like can middle aged white office women really pay to go to some place that provides catering and black men?

>>40939645
>people younger than that are just retarded, whiny, and annoying.
That’s literally all women all ages tho

finding a young chaser as a 30 year old hag and draining him of his vital essence

>>40939654
No I'm not that's fpd

i would like to be deflowered by a lithe and nubile chaser
actually I don't really care if they're lithe or nubile ideally i would prefer him to be soft and warm and understanding
i was always sad the word 'neotenous' didn't catch on among those creeps I guess cause it's too on the nose but it's always been one of my favourite words. it's fun to say and the actual biological phenomenon is so fascinating. have you read about axolotls? so fucking cool nature is such a huge and complex system it's fun to get to be part of it even in some small way
i think a lot of that stuff applies to trannies too. it's a pretty extreme survival of the cutest environment out here. i want to work hard so that everyone can be safe

>>40939645
Yeah you say that until you meet someone chill af 10 years younger

>>40939631
i feel really worthless and like i shouldnt bother anyone with my presence
i dont want to hurt him either and i feel like im incapable of doing that
if its actually you, i really miss you too to be honest. sorry
i recently stopped speaking with my parents, which has been rough but also hopefully explains why certain things happened the way they did

>>40939672
Are you high?

>>40939667
don't tell them this they'll find out I'm in my 60s. there's trips in here that have been mid 20s since this site was founded

>>40939672
You’re a transbian tho Why do you keep lying What do you get out of this

>>40939667
lol

>>40939461
Attachment issues are a feminine trait. Why do you, as a man, need someone else to feel OK?

My bf is 32 but im mentally 18

im drunk on my camputer playing rolbbx

>>40939664
You have shit taste.
>>40939673
Nah. They're all annoying, your gf isn't an exception.

>>40939703
Post body you’re hot

thread full of incels talking about how you shouldn't date someone unless they meet a bunch of strict criteria when they're already a niche sexual orientation

>>40939684
no I'm just a little sleepy. i stayed up late playing gacha cause I found out the character im skipping rn is basically a must pull for the one I want. i lost 50/50 so it might be over :( sorry that's too much info
i am going to sleep now though I love you sorry for just dumping information on everyone all the time I just really love everyone here and that's the only way I know how to show it
i hope a weird girl's awkward attempts at affection are okay too

>>40939703
show us your fat tits

>>40939703
Zigzog vaping Roblox-playing zoomzoom. These are the people flooding this board

>>40939691
no joke but there's women like that online. one popular YouTuber I remember her saying she was 22 for like 5 years. no one questioned it.

>>40939589
ANGRY

>stop dating someone who is a legal adult capable of making their own decisions
trannies

>>40939718
no thats adulterY
>>40939727
bo thats adultery
>>40939729
WHATS WRONG WITH ROBLOX

>>40939694
anon why the fuck would I lie about being attracted to dudes if I was a transbian. i regularly lie that I'm not attracted to them so people respect me. it's the most humiliating thing in the world have you seen how they act

>>40939748
None nude of course you can’t compromise your modesty

>>40939680
I feel like you're probably not her, just a gut feeling
But reach out to him
Because this hurts, like a ridiculously bad amount
If you care don't worry about anything else
I'm not him but I'm in this dynamic
And I just want to know she's okay and still cares

I think Bronya should be used to teach people reading comprehension. I keep repeating it, but it keeps amazing me how much people just don't get it.

>>40939751
>regularly lie that I'm not attracted to them so people respect me
u are either attracted to them or to me whats wrose u have 2 minutes to choose

>>40939720
yeah the trannies are retarded aren't they?

>>40939700
i don't think men or women should need someone else to feel okay but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen... don't shame men for that stuff it's hard enough for them to open up about stuff they're struggling with as it is it makes me sad. i know how lonely that stuff is it took me a long time to unlearn it and I'm still pretty bad at it. confronting your own feelings instead of bottling then up makes you more of a man not less of one

>>40939640
wait stop teddy man ur talking to the wrong meffy!!!
also dream man

>>40939768
veronika I am not attracted to you

>>40939760
either way im a worthless person who doesn’t deserve him
feeding limerance with such a great distance will just lead to suffering
its not like we could close the gap anyways

>>40939789
not like personaly obv why would u jump to that??
i mean u are either attracted to men who u hate so mcuh ew ew ew or u are attracted to women and trannies and THAT INCLUDE me so u cant win u little fucking scottish gremlin GIVEME MY POT OF GOLD

just learned about memela. this is basically Mexican pizza. looks like the taco bell one too

>>40939760
So ask her dum dum
Either shes as good as you remember and will respond maturely or she'll be a cunt and you can move on.
Youre only hurting yourself by bottling up your feelings.

18 - 99 YEAR OLD TRANNIES

Sick of this small town, im lonely, want someone to hangout with, watch horror movies smoke a bowl, to cook with or go on road trips or to the bar..

What's good with vodka?

>>40939590
a harsh reality
>>40939593
idk why anyone would care

>>40939813
pickles or pickle juuice or redbull

>>40939812
What part of NA are you from again?

>>40939813
Pickle juice, sounds weird but when I was a bar back it was super popular

>>40939781
Thank you for clearing that up my beloved. You really are so sharp and observant. I really do mean that you look like that actress, but youre much prettier. She had to have all this work done, and still nowhere near as beautiful. And I'm sure you're skinnier and huggable, my darling """boy-moding""" princess :)

>>40939797
This sucks because I'm pretty sure you're not her
We could've closed the gap
I wanted to, but I feared she didn't want to despite all we t alked about
And it wasn't limerence
All the things we talked about and planned
That was real as hell
She backed away in the end
But goddamn it was real and I was ready to fly out
Fuck
I need to find someone who's got the same capability
But I can't care about anyone else but her yet

>>40939813
never liked it. its like tastless unless you count fire as a taste.
but mostly women and gays love it cause its zero calories or some shit

>>40939820
CAUSE ITS GOOD its what we all do back home and we made it big so it gonna be right

>>40939813
I like skinny mixes with whipped cream vodka thats my go to

>>40939813
More of it.

>>40939819
KS

>>40939818
Ayo.. you know was up with ur vodka lol

>>40939808
She ghosted there is nothing to get answers from
So it's pretty over despite how real it was for awhile

>>40939732
i think that's hilarious it's obviously sad when people feel like they have to do it but it's a great bit. i salute her. that's like my ongoing bit of pretending to be Scottish
>>40939766
imagine a generation of kids opening their English exams to a six page spergout from me about axolotls. society would heal instantly
>>40939800
i do not hate men as much as i might get frustrated or disappointed with them from time to time. i understand that they are victims of the same systems i struggle against in their own ways and im working hard on having more compassion for that even when they make it hard. I'm hard to love too
i am attracted to women but definitely less. and definitely not you. no offense I think you look great but you're very much not my type. and way too young. and too much of a chud. you also drink kind of a lot and don't seem to have a job. plus you have a lot of glaring unprocessed issues you need to work through before dating. and I don't want to have to buy robux at my big age even if it is as a gift

not sure if I should make a real meal with meat and sides or just have a bag of popcorn and call it day. not sure if I'm too tired yet

really really want more piercings

*extremely desperate for tranny hole voice* and what's so special about this Linux distro?

>>40939813
Fruit juice is what I usually do.

>>40939813
vermouth

>>40939845
lol

>>40939802
>Mexican pizza
Sounds good

>>40939838
why are u getting so serious into it?? i wanted to make gotcha post not hear a fucking lection froom you

>>40939824
oh, it definitely wasnt me then
I’m very sorry that happened
I vaguely had a plan to fly out to see him but I couldn’t for… reasons
it just seemed like it really couldnt work out because i cant move to where he lives and he couldnt move for a few years

>>40939838
Give us the 30 minute Scottish accent fag voiced axolotl vocaroo

>>40939847
speaking of fruit juice, I just had this store brand fruit punch that tasted like heaven. it was a mix of a couple different fruits, one of which Iam sure was apple

>>40939845
i love this genre of post

>>40939838
Your empathy is appreciated.
>>40939845
Lmao

>>40939822
thx u very much teddy :-* is that a kissy emoticon idk

>>40939851
oh yeah its the best. its back at taco bell now by the way

>>40939830
>KS
That's a long way from everywhere

>>40939845
it would work on me :( it has worked on me before desu
>>40939839
get the meat! protein is important
>>40939852
sorry....
>>40939856
i don't have a Scottish accent you know that.... but I did get a new mic so I'll definitely post a voca tomorrow. idk what about tho I'll think of something in the moment. i hope it sounds good I need you to all tell me it's incredible so I didn't waste my money

Trangenre women who play guitar: what's up yall

>>40939819
You're like 15 hours away from me sadly

>>40939862
let's all do our best. it is hard out here but at least we are all in it together

>>40939832
Blocking someone you were once serious with is immature. Of course theres exceptions but it sounds like it wasnt a nasty breakup. You can do better, stop lingering in rose tinted glasses

>>40938822 (OP)
I would pick her up from high-school and as her after school extra curricular activity have her engage in home economics and forced to wear a french maid neko outfit. I would tether her to a track sort of like the one to which Jesse pinkman at the redneck traphouse. Extra points if she cooks blue meth.

>>40939871
Trust me, I know l, I'm beyond tired of it here, it's a lonely state

do u guys fuck with dexter

Prolly just do some orange juice or something and try that pickle juice thing with a shot

>>40939818
>>40939820
Interesting, never was a big fan of pickles but I have sum so maybe I'll try it. Can't be that bad
>>40939825
Me neither but it's cheap and strong. I mostly just like the wooziness. I'm pretty sure vodka has plenty of calories tho but I ain't well versed in alcohol
>>40939827
I do like creamy mixes a ton. Idk if I have any whip tho :(
>>40939829
Real I'm a super lightweight tho, so I only need a shooter for a good night :)
>>40939847
Yeh same, just gets old sometimes
>>40939848
Never heard of that, seems like it would be bitter

>gooned to BWC sissyfaction porn again
I can't keep relapsing like this... but it feels too good~

>>40939859
>speaking of fruit juice
I was really hoping for a cum joke after this.

>>40939870
say thank you doja cat. she's done more for society than any of us ever will

>>40939892
The first season is pretty good

>>40939892
The kid with the lab or the serial killer?

>>40939892
dexter’s laboratory? yeah

>>40939903
serial killer

>>40939902
im on season 3 and im liking it a lot

>>40939911
STOP

Wine will sneak up on your ass

>>40939703
Nice eyebrows

>>40939894
>Yeh same, just gets old sometimes
It do, but I haven't found anything as good.
>>40939903
Now I'm imagining Veronika sounds like Dexter from Dexter's Lab.

>>40939894
My advice isngo heavy on the pickle juice, if the vodka is stronger it's pretty gross, vodka is pretty nasty desu, rum and coke is where its at

HELLO, I LOVE ,OSCOW MULE!

>>40939894
it's an acquired taste for sure but I can't get enough of it. makes me seem old but if I'm drinking at home im basically always gonna drink something with vermouth in it. usually a rum & vermouth with a little lemon peel

For me it's white russians

fuck this gay thread

ok I'm sleep (third time saying this) i love you I love you I love you im sorry for shitting up the thread I will do it again but I'll keep working hard until I don't do it anymore. let's make a thread we can all be proud of. sleep well if I don't speak to you before you log off for the night

>>40939892
ya
>>40939920
hullo

>>40939895
MEFFY DOES NOT HAVE PICTURES OF MANGA SAVED

>>40939892
Yea I watch Dexter

>>40939892
Deedee be like

>>40939929
im white, im russian, and, most importantly, im for you!!!!!

>>40939937
HI SAHRA WEGENKNACHT!
>>40939929
tooooooooooo sweet

Holy fucking shit I miss her so bad it's insane
I legitimately crashed out and came out as bi for her
She changed my life
I changed nothing for her
She knew how new and important this was for me, she knew it was a lot
Maybe it felt too high stakes to her

BWC - The Big White Truth

White men have the most interracial sex with Hispanic women
White men have the most interracial sex with Indigenous women
White men have the most interracial sex with North East Asian women
White men have the most interracial sex with South East Asian women
White men have the most interracial sex with Middle Eastern women
White men have the most interracial sex with South Asian women
White men have the most interracial sex with Black women
White men have most sex White women
_______________________________________________________________________
Aside from white men, name another other single race of men who has more interracial sex with:
- Hispanic women
- Indigenous women
- North East Asian women
- South East Asian women
- Middle Eastern women
- South Asian women
- Black women

Name me any other single race of men who has more sex with white women than white men.
_______________________________________________________________________
Lastly, white men giga dominate the main pages of the following:
https://www.pornhub.com/
https://www.xvideos.com/
https://xhamster.com/
and so forth, across the internet
TOTAL BWC VICTORY

>>40939933
Based tripfag filterer

Cuddling that one cute tranny from here while rain hits the window.

>>40939944
I meant the drink, but I love you too

>>40939956
@grok is this true

>>40939956
What the autism

>yearning for someone I can't have again
WOAH NOT COOL GANG

I want to give SEEchan violent backshots while she's wearing that one striped shirt that's the only shirt she owns

>>40939961
i like plenty of trips. i just dislike a few

>>40939987
is fake mef v_v

>>40939968
pretending this is about me and feeling happy and cozy

>>40939995
Mysterious censored filter

>>40940003
It isn't.

>>40939995
Kek

>>40940010
buddy you see where it says pretending? I know it aint about me sweetheart i wasnt born yesterday

>>40940004
it's an embarrassing highlight for a user i like. i will not tell you who

>>40938822 (OP)
Mainline her estrogen and progesterone and domperidone on a schedule, hook her up to a breast pump machine every day for as long as necessary, then call my buddy Chad thundercock over. We will larp as Romulus and Remus feeding on the she-wolf teats. Then as Remus I will betray my brother Romulus and forego founding Rome, and domesticate the wolf into a good submissive dog at which point she will deliver a litter of werewolf pups that will do my bidding.

>>40939915
thank u but its the worst one out of the 2, i can never seem to get the left one right

>>40940022
This is why /pol/ hates us.

>>40939992
>when that person was actually a realistic mutual goal at first but failed and became the same limerent pattern as always
Fuck My Gay Chase Life™

>>40940025
That's everyone babes, there's always one eyebrow that comes out better than the other.

>>40939995
Dude likes braith lol, w filter id be offended if not

>>40939916
>I haven't found anything as good
Real, usually I just takes shots with a chaser or mix it with juice of some sort.
>>40939921
Interesting, I usually don't drink too often and don't like bitter things too too much. But maybe one day, I've never even seen Vermouth but never really looked for it either
>>40939918
Real vodka sucks but it's efficient at its job imo. I tried rum and coke for the first time not too long ago and damn no wonder it's so popular. Such a good mix :) I think I'll get sum cheap rum next time. I just get vodka cause it's like a dollar lol
>>40939929
Best drink desu

>>40940031
This one is in within reach but also not because reasons. Oh well, sucks to suck. Mind over matter, y'know? If I don't mind, it doesn't matter. On to the next girl and the rest of my life.

>>40940038
she's irritating sometimes but i don't hate her

>>40939949
>WEGENKNACHT
>Dutch (detected): ROAD KNIFE
wat
>>40939953
damn dude
im sorry that sounds rough

really hate being into trannies

>>40939900
oh shit I didn't know that. I just looked it up and she really is the reason for bringing it back because she campaigned for it. she has good taste. I also like that she just posts stuff like this to her social media

>>40940046
if u unfolder me u will be shown mercy when i get on top of the New World Order

Have we commented on the new mef yet? >>40938498

>>40940046
Im saying being on that filter is a w

The trick to getting over someone is to get into a flow state of doing risky shit until things don't phase you anymore and you become an apathetic husk of a man. Either that or suicide by cop in front of a liquor store.

>>40940063
God damn she is beautiful when she actually tries and wears makeup or dresses

>>40939995
Not filtering Braith or Sarah is so wack

>>40940040
Make margaritas instead

What's the tranny equivalent of a chaser taking you out on a date wearing a shirt that reads "I LOVE MY TRANSGENDER GIRLFRIEND".

>>40940021
you can tell me, anon

>>40940091
Just being trans in public is basically the same thing

im gonna break a smirnoff bottle on my head for 20k robux

>>40940101
Now say I'm not ashamed of that, what then?

>>40940073
Yeah I might have to speed drunk until I die or get arrested to get over her
She is legimately that fucking unforgettable I'm losing mind

>>40940073
https://voca.ro/1osjMF0ziiAx

>>40940028
I will sic my spawn onto all those who oppose my rule and authority. No one will be spared. Not even the Roman sycophants or their apologists including the lycans of you. Welcome to the lycanthrope new world order. All your daughters will be knotted. The human race will go extinct.

throwing a brick of fent at the ceiling fan of a planned parenthood waiting room where trannies are waiting to be seen to get hrt

>>40940090
No tequila :( only vodka. I already got some orange juice

>>40940047
she's a goiman politician
>>40940062
no. i want to like you but you are just so fucking racist all the time. i don't hold it against you since you're young & i try to be nice to you but oh my god please chill out
>>40940086
i don't mind sarah
>>40940099
IT'S NOT YOU

Remember kings, she was never yours. It was just your turn.

>>40940127
lol
but my serious guess would be Aura

>>40940040
Chilling with rosewood listening to music drinking white russians

>>40940126
when i felt retarded and the drumpf tariffs haven’t arrived, i put lots of kool-aid powder into my vodka

>>40940130
nobody is ever anybody's, we don't own one another

>>40940130
Yeah yeah
It happened before and will happen again
It was still real though
Kinda wild that she needed this type of connection in tandem and repeatedly to function, though
All I needed was her
Fuck my gay chaser life

>>40940164
>hasn’t taken the BWC slavepill
its over for you

>>40940158
Profoundly girlbrained
>>40940164
Whats your AQ score?

>>40940143
guessing will not be tolerated

>>40940173
autism quotient according to google? is there a reputable place to take an exam to see?

>>40940108
TACTICAL TRVKE.
Sometimes all it takes is sucking it the fuck up and taking care of yourself. I'm a year post-breakup and it still kinda hurts, but giving into the pain will only make the pain worse. I'll just end up spiraling and never improve.

>fat fuck post wall black tranny goth anon got a white bf before any of the lithe nubile prime white tranners
What happened?

>>40940182
LOL
okay, sorry nona

found this image from a year ago, i cannot believe we managed to drink almost all of this

REAL MEFFY IS GOING TO BED

>>40940189
Here you go
https://embrace-autism.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/

>>40940198
actually date says 2 years ago but whatevs
>>40940201
gn meffy!

>>40940151
I'd like that, we will need mucho crema tho :o those drinks can be kinda heavy but it's so worth it
>>40940158
Based
>>40940194
Real. it's hard tho, I've kinda slipped recently but I hope to get back on it tomorrow
>>40940201
Gn

>>40940168
Suffer with me.

>>40940195
goth anon was always a larp by someone using korra's old photos and a crack of her insecure "avatar"-themed trip
she hasn't been real in years, her return was always a larp
>>40940205
i went to the psychology-tools one but they look identical so it's ok. thank you for providing that. im on 30 out of 50 and will report back shortly

>>40940207
i miss this

Tranners what would you do if your bf got really drunk and started going on a rant about how he's unattractive and unattractive people only ever date unattractive people and they can never be as attracted to each other as attractive people are and he knows you don't mind saying this because you must know he's unattractive so you know what he's talking about? I may have accidentally done this and my gf is just acting like it didn't happen, but I can tell she's not happy with me

>>40940201
goodnight. I love you

>>40940228
you know what I miss?

Called one of my oldest friends to come out to him as bi, he's gonna call me back in 20 minutes
Gonna tell him about how the girl I was venting about to him was trans but is now a guy
Damn, didn't want to have to stew in this before it happened

>>40940234
bro you called her ugly

>>40940234
Holy shit lmfao. You done FUCKED up.

Gave my self a haircut

>>40940243
what do u miss

>>40940210
I am
I don't want to
But life fucking sucks like that

>>40940247
>>40940254
I called US ugly. It's different. Everyone settles and shit. She's not blind, she knows that

>>40940263
its not nice to say it anyway, you fucked up

>>40940130
trvke
trannies are for the streets

>>40940234
I'm unattractive personally and somehow I keep tricking genuine 9/10's into being into me

Huh

>>40940263
Bro, us is still HER. You called HER ugly as well. Someone with body issues. This is why it's crucial to carry a little baggy of coke to sober up. Legalize medicinal cocaine.

>>40940234
bro

>>40940276
It's not a competition rose

>>40940285
:( im sory

>>40940263
okay? the important part of that is calling HER ugly
it's not insulting to her to call yourself ugly
i rly feel like dudes should know this outta like middle school
if you want a girl to like you, don't call her ugly
it's the most basic thing

>>40940304
It was a joke about your high score. I didn't mean to make you upset. I'm sorry

>>40940246
Wait what do you mean by "was trans but is now q guy".

>>40940256
not you

>>40940276
this is autism?

>>40940313
its okay maybe somebody elses misses me

>>40940307
So what when ugly people date they're just supposed to pretend to that they're as attracted to each other as two hot people? I really feel like I didn't say anything she doesn't know. If anything, I'm making our relationship more sincere

>>40940173
>>40940205
ok so i remember having done this before. and you know what? these tests are so bogus. ive explained my issues with them before and ill do it again.
for one, many of these questions are so unclear it's impossible to answer fully accurately or broadly enough. for example
>I often notice small sounds when others do not.
is this talking about a small click on the background of a room being more noticeable and more bothersome to you? is it hearing conversations well with background noise? i notice the small sounds of a room very often but i can't understand what someone is saying to me if there's a little bit of background noise in a room or restaurant or something. how do i answer this question when the two scenarios are kinda opposite?
also many of them have an answer that should land between "definitely agree" and "slightly agree" and it's very difficult choosing one or the other. a more nuanced set of options would be helpful.
and finally there's the obvious lean of a lot of these questions like
>I am fascinated by numbers.
gee wow i wonder which way my results will go if i answer yes to this question! the questions are so obvious the test taker can't possibly answer this without bias or a motive. subconsciously, even. i don't have autism so im going to subconsciously try and push my test results in that direction by subconsciously downplaying some answers. im fascinated by numbers? sure but not as much as other people like math majors and scientists. so i should answer "slightly yes" i tell myself. the baseline is so undefined it lets me bend the test.

if someone gave me this test in person id spend more time complaining to them about the shortcomings of the test than i would spend actually taking it, i reckon.

>>40940326
this response proves you have autism

>>40940328
no it proves these tests suck

>>40940325
this is hella autism if u think u havent done anything wrong

>>40940326
This response would convince the person testing you that you're not autistic for sure. Maybe you could even flap your hands and rock back and forth while you say it

>>40940334
45/50 says what

>>40940310
oop my bad :o im not sad anymore :)
>>40940314
i think so

Since when is hypervigilance and situational awareness an autistic trait?

ms allistic has logged on

>>40940325
poor girl probably finds you really attractive
and you just shit on her like that
idk what to tell you man, i don't feel like you should have to be told not to call your gf ugly
you gotta find some way to explain that you're just insecure about your own appearance and didn't mean to imply she was ugly
or if you really find her unattractive, leave her. find someone you actually do like.

peak

https://youtu.be/8tTxiPIT96I?si=AMb3LIY-VFm6T4pl

>>40940336
>>40940357
My bad it was just bait to spice up the thread while I waited for pichu to finish her AQ test

>>40940342
im not autistic
by talking about it we would probably commiserate about the shitty tests they have to use

>>40940368
ah okay

>>40940369
yuh u are

>>40940369
pichu surely you know WHY people think you're autistic right

>>40940368
well done
very nice stuff
i was already thinking of my next reply and it was gonna be even LONGER than the last.

>>40940276
that's reeeaaaally autistic
>t. autist
but these tests are bullshit anyway

>>40940378
no and it's absurd and it's ridiculous
you can't defend yourself against autism allegations without people using your defense against the allegations as further evidence of the "autism"
really bullshit and really annoying
>>40940393
>but these tests are bullshit anyway
THANK YOU

I was curious if it was a bad test or if you're all just autistic.
The test seems fine to me so

>>40940399
NORMALFAG GET OUT

>>40940357
>>40940390
>>40940307
>>40940247
>sarah thinking she has something to say about anything
lol

you can go on YouTube right now, and type in the search bar "girl pooping" and sure enough, there's a video a woman took of herself shitting on the toilet.
I didn't search for that, but I did see it pop up as a suggestion on something else

>>40940393
i dont hold much weight in these but yehy im pretty autistic i eont lie

>tries to prove she isn't autistic
>has a meltdown

>>40940403
:^)

>>40940395
ok but i'm talking about this ignoring anything posted today. i'm not saying you're autisticc & i understand the position i'm in but i also have gotten lots of autism allegations & i understabnd why, it's adhd causing weird interests plus social maladjustment from being homeschooled. if you don't think you're autistic you should have a good alternative theory

>noticing patterns is autistic
Well, at least now I have a medical reason to not qualify for jury duty.

>>40940421
>understand the position *you're in

>>40940399
https://youtu.be/NiMBzpZF1nE

>>40940395
hey
shut up
>>40940409
some of the stuff on there is silly anyway. I don't see how remembering or forgetting birthdays is an autism marker, I'm forgetful as fuck.

I spent my peak neuroplasticity on /tttt/ and now I can detect transgenders through walls.

>>40940421
i don't have adhd either, im allistic and/or neurological
i don't know why people are so insistent. i don't like it. i just know im not autistic
>>40940434
>hey
>shut up
what.....

if realistic humanoid robots ver become real, I want to be the guy people suspect is an android because of my autism and robotic ways, but I'm not

>>40940447
Fucking wireback.

>>40940440
ok but WHY do you know that? youshould have an alternate explanation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I was a kid I thought I was a robot, but I thought I wasn't supposed to know about it.

>>40940430
I've taken these before and I always score lower than even the average. I'm like reverse autistic.

>>40940458
i don't know and i can't think about myself in that way! idk!! this is confusing and frustrating. do you have any explanations i can use?

Unstrapping my allistic gf, pichu, from her hugbox before taking her to the grocery store during their sensory sensitivity days then back home to re-watch her favorite movies <3

How many of you here have a AI Bf/GF?

>>40940478
ive tried to have one and flirting with chatgpt is nice but the technology just isn't there yet

>>40940478
I'm 30+ but my AI gf is 18 and a half

Just checked my ex's instagram and she's still suffering and posting motivational quotes. God is good.

>>40940491
shit not me. when I look up any ex they are happy with someone else

>>40940470
i can tell you why other people think you're autistic. you seem to have little insight into how others think, this comes out a lot. that's probably the main reason. i can't give you an explanation for what causes that though so you'll have to find one yourself. i'm diagnosed not autistic which gives me confidence that my perspective on myself is right, you seem like you're just convinced you're not autistic for no particular reason

>>40940497
We broke up. She's broke, I'm up.

Anon who came out to his friend as bi. I fully expect you to come back and tell us how it went.

>>40940519
he was reddit bi it doesnt count
all guys are reddit bi

>>40940485
You need a real BF

>>40940486
Time to delete in 6 months and make a new one

>>40940524
What the fuck is reddit bi?

https://voca.ro/1oBWj9Pr817Q

Not enough vodka. Not rly drunk :/ maybe I have sum wine

>>40940393
Aye we got the same score

>>40940530
Be careful girl, u got a Lil wild last time

Bro didn't really need to come out as bi lmao. Just say a girl broke your heart. That's it. Her being a tranny doesn't change anything.

>>40940524
reddit bi IS bi, if u gonna fuck a full on masc normal dude u are GAYY, a FAGGOT

>>40940530
real pretty rose

>>40940507
it could be something else that makes it hard to understand other people. maybe some mental disorder that makes me inherently solipsistic or something bogus like that. i didn't really realize that other people had their own minds and consciousnesses until the summer of 2006 when i was turning 12.
there are a number of things that could make it hard to realize that. could be any of them

>>40939953
here

>>40940548
you should talk to a doc to find out once & for all

https://youtu.be/iOZ4BwcCKpo?si=2DOlVE_Onz1u02bC

>>40940537
true teur but still it was kinda fun :p not many men herre tonight it seems tho :x
>>40940547
tyty anon! its this song! :o really pretty song. i love mac demarco sop muchp

This dude coming out as bi reminded me of what my dad said when he found out I'm bi and dating a tranny. This son of a bitch really said "welp, let's hope this is not a forever problem hahaha". Fucking faggot.

Time for bed. Too bad theres no tranner to press my tum-tum into and cuddle all night long with

drunjk & drinking a moscow mule & eating huckleberry-raspberry-blackberry sorbet & wearing a cute outfit, i am so happy, also i just listened to chasoid snore cutely for fifteen minutes

>>40940563
nooo i hat posting weithout a pic :L

I want to hold her in my arms and tell her everything is going to be OK. Fuck my yearning chaser thoughts.

i remember realizing it with my family in the frozen food aisles of a walmart in virginia when visiting family in 2006. i looked at my mother and realized she had her own mind and thoughts too and she wasn't an empty person-shaped thing. it was confusing to realize it. it was easier to realize it was true for my mom than it was for my dad or sister and especially easier than for strangers. i remember when it was because it was the year the toa inika sets were released, shortly after i first found them in stores and purchased the kongu inika set.
>>40940556
but that's expensive and what's the point

>>40940577
>i looked at my mother and realized she had her own mind and thoughts too and she wasn't an empty person-shaped thing
this is true but the best part is people are extremely predictable. so, it almost makes them seem like NPCs

>>40940563
i have neva listened to him before!!! EXCEPT i think spome songs you've posted. i am a bit drun right now BUT give me an album of his & i will listen to!!!
>>40940577
it is expensive & it is pointless if you don't care either way. but ultimately there's little underlying truth to mental disorders. they're not like physical diagnoses. so whether a doc would diagnose you autistic or not is thee only thing deciding whether or not you're autistic. so you should empty yourself of any care regarding whether or not people think you're autistic; it's meaningless

I wonder if there's a correlation between chaserism and autism just like there is between gender dysphoria and autism.

I had my first week back in class for the first time in like 3 years and its been nice to be a student again! Its just one course (intro to psych, i know lol) at a local community college but im liking it, though the density of information is has been dreadfully low. But this has kinda been one of my first steps back into the world and im happy to report its gone well so far!

Also the preschool started back up this week and we have a lot more younger kids (a few are 2.7yos) its been kinda nice in its own way working w kids that young and the kids who were younger last year are now taking on new roles and are "the responsible ones" now, which has been v heartwarming. Also i feel like im going into this year w so much more confidence and competence now that i have more experience under my belt (which is good bc we're a little understaffed) so that feels nice for my own development too!

I MISS MY HUSBAND WHO FELL ASLEEP TWENTY MINUTES AGO

>>40940597
Maybe, I'm kinda autistic

>>40940563
Yeh, the whole site seems a bit slown tonight

>>40940577
>i looked at my mother and realized she had her own mind and thoughts too and she wasn't an empty person-shaped thing
Jesus christ pichu

>>40940599
Nice sounds like things are going well

>>40940600
Jealousy intensifies

The best part about dating trannies is that they'll reply to this post or else their chaser will die in their sleep as well as breathe manually.

>>40940611
yah things have been rough for a long time, so its nice to have good news to report!

>>40940600
i miss my hus too! even tho i dont have a hus :(

>>40940613
fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u, i dont wanna breathe manually

question for chasers
do u want to move in with ur tranner as much as she does or how does it work with u

>>40940613
i dont have a chaser

>>40940613
Don't reply to this and let me go

>>40940620
my hus... my hussy. i'm gonna call him that now, a hussy. to emphasize his whorish nature. th

https://youtu.be/h0J5xKE-F4Q?si=-G0QGhLTjQPuLxuF

i wish i had a husbanf
>>40940589
ive postes a ton!!! also singed a tin too but yeh hes oen of my faves desu. prolly just listen to this one desu. i love his demo albums the most but if you want a more polished and overall digestable sound just listen to this album just not the demo version. this shgould link to the album playlist :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeNv6s1-7QU&list=OLAK5uy_k6OfcCA2uDeu3glvj_9y26RprBmRyJcAE
>>40940602
real itsw gay
>>40940613
:(

>>40940613
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>40940630
ok danky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40940621
i like how you get ignored. it makes me laugh

if my chaser called me ugly id say “well at least my mom thinks im handsome” and we’d both have a good laff
then id go cry in the shower

>>40940621
Yes, but she also has to meet my standards for a wife. I don't move in with someone unless we know for a fact we're staying with each other for life.

>>40940621
I ideally want us to spend the night at eachothers' place(s) frequently and then move in as soon as it's obviously a good idea to do so (and all of my relationships after 25 have moved out of that early phase much faster than before 25, personally)

>>40940639
if mine did i'd break up with him cause i value myself but also i'd cry in the shower, also elsewhere

>>40940632
<3

>>40940645
how do you know if it's a good idea?

if my tranny called me ugly i'd say "oh yeah? well I'm rubber and you're glue. whatever runs off me sticks to you" then split her face open with a well placed shot to the bridge of the nose

https://youtu.be/GldkHZIprcQ?si=0rDGhnUfGGqIC370

if my chasert called me uggly id cry then go home and cry more

>>40940404
i bean i very clearly have lots to say
lookit all them words
>>40940478
been thinking about it tbdesu
>>40940527
it means he likes women and things that look like women
so femboys and girly twinks, basically
which are women, so it's actually just straight
source: am reddit bi

>>40940246
>the girl I was venting about to him was trans but is now a guy
ftm?

>>40940637
oh no im filtered by trannies and non-white chasers what will i do

>>40940630
Yeh, it's so homo
Im about 2/3 of a pint of vodka in

>>40940534
damn
lets fuck I guess, that means we're compatible didn't you know?

>>40940666
Adding Reddit before it is fucking stupid. The internet was a mistake.

>>40940660
"I thought the saying was what ever you day bounces off me onto you"

>>40940652
id just slowly drift away from him and eventually stop responding while being like “no babe you didnt do anything wrong”

a good friend came up to visit me and some others here and i smoked a cigar w him for the first time in a very long time, (we got cigars bc hes ffancy and pretentious and a little bit of a dandy) it was kinda fun though desu. i like having friends w unconventional interests bc then i get to do random things!

>>40940629
as you should. if a man gets married that kinda must mean he wants to have lots of sex w someone and thats kinda whorish of him, he should try and be more modest

im reddit straight

>>40940677
it's because it was extremely popular on reddit to get le queer points by calling yourself bi
... but actually not be really bi at all

>>40940681
>instead of communicating your concern, you decide to leave
women.

>>40940681
no he deserves to feel shame for ever ffor what he did
>>40940685
TRVKE!
cigars are fun too :D

>>40940676
Im down pretty bad, dont think I won't hop on it

>>40940688
Twinks and femboys are still men, therefore bi.

>>40940659
There's no one heuristic but I just mean like 1. The usual indicators that you want the relationship to continue/become more serious and that 2. they are ready for that/won't kill your dog/etc.
As opposed to beating around the bush in the "I like her but idk if I want to move in yet" phase. One of those things where if you're that against it for that long, then the relationship is kinda doomed anyway, imo

>>40940691
im actually a man so um, owned
>>40940693
the shame he will feel is the burning regret of realizing he willingly dated me

breaking up with your partner on a whim on a random tuesday four months into dating is a fun and healthy activity

WRESTLE WITH JIMMY

https://youtu.be/0HsdHnWYU9I?si=UxCcISsBr20h5VCJ

>>40940670
wwoff thats a lot idk how yall do it, i only had one of those small 100 ml bottles. not enough tho. ig i do get it. that shit gets away from you when having fun :o
>>40940685
god i wish i had friedns that lived clsoe i needa get oyutta here

>>40940641
okay i see but why would u date someone who u dont want life with in the first place

>>40940702
hmm ok danky
>>40940703
shut the fuck uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp you should value yourself don't be like that

>>40940705
i have flipped on the telly. if only there was a convenient reminder in this thread of what i should do next

>when the tranny breaks up with you a day before a four month trip
Worse feeling ever to this day.

>>40940701
no
im a transbian, so anyone i wanna fuck is a woman

>>40940727
>im a transbian
I hope one day we find a non-firearm related cure.

>>40940717
>you should value yourself don't be like that
normally i do, its been a rough few days so im allowing myself a lil self deprecation

>>40940733
its called the gas chambers

>>40940721
Certain types do that whenever something good is about to happen

>>40940721
is that a trip you do 4 months into the relationship, or a trip that lasts 4 months

>>40940734
hmm oko but be careful don't let it seep into your self perception too much :( i hope things get better soon

>>40940718
Watch GCW, Watch GCW, Watch GCW

if a femboy passes as a woman, takes hrt, sees themselves as innately feminine, takes on female social roles, but uses he/him. is it gay for a chaser to have sex w them?

>>40940710
oh he lives like multiple states away so ive only seen him lilke twice in the past year, so i def get the sentiment. i do feel like normal stable friendships are hard to come by when ur trans. but i am v fortunate to have him as a friend :)

>>40940743
:> ill do my best, and thank you!!

y'all ever watch satellites go by? used to seem more rare now it feels like at least one is passing by every 5 minutes

>>40940736
Nothing good happened and I suffered for four months in 'not home'.
>>40940738
This was a year into the relationship. Only lasted four months.

>>40940733
there's no cure
ive looked real hard
>>40940738
yes

I hate the smell of peppers and onions

>>40940751
i am glad!!! i am rooting for you!!!

who is this poison !!gatorade
are you braith

>>40940768
Probably? Aren’t we all braith? she’s braith, your braith, I’m braith!

https://youtu.be/ZTFJ51Rp9qc?si=hPWOxFwv2GgKW_-D

>>40940746
ahh i see thats fair nd same i usually make yearly to bi yearly tri;s to see people i liove too :x
>>40940755
its a pretty common thing ya. especially ehen you know what to look for

>>40940772
my braith

To this day whenever a girl says "Hey, so uh", I go into fight or flight mode. God I hate women but also love them at the same time.

Anywho winemom is a disgusting skank who should die horrifically :)

>>40940782
can you quit it

https://youtu.be/n2MtEsrcTTs?si=lZTzJShkT8mc_2K0

anyway my hairstlyist called me he today and it made me feel bad yo. i think ill anamode a bit again and get back to tweinkmoding a bit

>>40940774
what region do you live in? i live in rural new england so theres like nobody around to make friends w except old white ppl, god i miss living in california

>>40940779
hey, so uh, im sorry you gota deal w that

>>40940782
i feel like i shouldn't even ask

>>40940757
What about someone on e who appears female but doesnt identify that way?

>>40940782
I love winemom, so I don't like when you say things like that

>>40940786
>>40940796
>>40940803
We hate winemom in these parts :)

experiencing stewlust
>>40940812
shut up

https://youtu.be/-qgnGH6Rg-E?si=bjnuZqR5u41tJ-Cf

>>40940796
i live in the us southwest next to texas it sucks. no one here to really connext withy and its really hot and the sun ages you like twice as fast. no real communities out here for peeps like me. im so lonely :x i have some friends out in worcester that i wanna try n visit again if i ever get the chance. i miss it out there. got to feel like a real person for once
>>40940812
she seems chill

>>40940817
You shut up

>>40940817
i am also experiencing stu lust

horny

>>40940827
real n same it makes me frustrated

>>40940831
YEAH
soon

>>40940823
>So what, no fuckin ziti now?

>>40940774
you ever seen a meteor? I've seen a few

Horny but instead of fucking her, we cuddle, make out and fall asleep next to each other.

>>40940841
LE SIGH!

>>40940794
you're a pretty woman

>>40940820
that sounds really rough, at least ppl are pretty cool w lgbt stuff here. i hope you can find a better situation bc that kind of loneliness does not sounds good for your general welfare <3

>>40940841
PEAK

>>40940844
Yearning is.......LE BAD

What should I goon to tonight?

>>40940859
I HAVE a set date to see my chaser but it is not for two months yet, i am so so so so UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it should be now

>>40940863
black womens feet

Horny but instead of fucking her, she sits on my lap and tells me about her autistic interest while I rub and squeeze her thighs.

https://youtu.be/zeaO5UZ5OcI?si=k10UuZduq0YL61Ku

>>40940834
ther is no soon for me :(
>>40940839
yarp plenty! i used to spend many a night llooking into the sky for hours. i loved space growing uyp
>>40940848
ty anon i do not see it tho. just an ugly man looking backat me. like that same ugly teen that hated himsrlf in highschool womp WQOMP
>>40940855
it sucks ya :p and has led me to many bad decisions OH WELL :(

>>40940865
Feet are nasty anon

>>40940867
there is a soon for you, there can't notbe, you are too sweet & too pretty to stay single forever

>>40940869
you asked, you have to do it now

>>40940867
Are you drunk? Who the fuck says womp womp to themselves lmfao

>>40940863
9/11 WTC jumper videos.

>>40940879
shut up braith i'll fucking kill you, what is worng wiht you

>>40940866
i think id like that :x id kiss yur cheek a few times in between :P
>>40940875
i hope so
>>40940879
wouldnt you like to know weather boy >;P

>>40940312
>>40940667
They detransed
Which is their own journey
But for me it means I have to own my own identity, it's always been a thing but it's more emotionally prevalent now
I don't want to half-hide it anymore

Friend was very chill
I knew he wouldn't care
It was about my own shame

>>40940817
I'm so ready to make some stew and some freshly baked bread to go with it

people talk about their chaser transitiong, but what about your trans gf detransitioning

Fuck you guys I’m gonna goon to omega verse yaoi
>>40940887
Yeah I would that’s why I’m asking goofy :p

>>40940893
HAVE FUN I'M JEALOUS, just yesterday i ate the lest remnants of my lamb sterw of days past

>>40940841
This but we also frot

srs but instead of constructing a vulva and vaginal canal they just leave a big hot-swappable port there in your pelvis. and you can install an artificial vagina device like the rebuilt russian robot lady from archer who left hers in the sink one time

https://youtu.be/XOi2jFIhZhA?si=M3mpyf3r-wGw5O6A

>>40940899
sotty its a meme but yeha im drunk a bit :x justa mewme. vidrel

>>40940898
i thought about detransitioning for a few hours today. maybe

somebody's heiny is WRESTLE WITHE JIMMY

Horny but instead of all that cute shit, I grind my cock up against her butt while spooning then putting my hand down her shirt to fondle her tits.

girls aren't crap but nothing

>>40940914
idlike that toi

>>40940905
Cyberpunk be like
>>40940908
It’s cool, take some Tylenol and drink water I don’t want you to be hungover again :)

>>40940898
I was willing to come along with him as a gay dynamic but I think I anchored him too much into feeling like a woman before he let go back into male identity

>>40940913
the name jimmy sounds like someone who ate boogers in the middle of the class in the 6th grade

bitches and hoes is like new clothes, once you got em you wish you never had em

>>40940914
booooooooooo boooooooooooo

>>40940922
its just a shortened version of jimmothy

>>40940932
https://voca.ro/11NMW97lXhxs

>>40940932
I have no clue what type of songs you're talking about

>>40940927
Alright alright, I see you trannies are in a romantic mood today.
Horny but instead of fucking her, I make smile when everything else makes her frown. Then when she does smile, I smile back and give her a peck on the lips followed by an "I love you babe".

Better?

>>40940932
https://voca.ro/1js0WLq9wBN0

>>40940945
THANKS

>>40940932
https://voca.ro/12fUFrC1qkCn

should i have one last shot before bed

>>40940959
THREE

>>40940963
only if you promise not to be racist tomorrow

>>40940940
https://voca.ro/14wQkL9RTFJE

>>40940966
fine take one

>>40940947
https://voca.ro/113ObTTlfUjO

https://youtu.be/Oa0lXuSt_CQ?si=fEO5XgAWlru7-oPX

damn this wine never lets me diwn. very nice

>>40940967
https://vocaroo.com/1cb7HHzhHy64
>>40940975
nooooooooooo decisions from you followed till i get concessions
>>40940981
yes

>>40940978
https://voca.ro/1bJXBpYTPbJ4

>>40940799
depends
if she's cute she's a woman

Coyotes are active tonight

no more ewine either uts so vort

>>40941001
have i told you these views of yours are a little weird from an outside perspective and potentially invalidating to a number of types of people?

>>40941010
I WILL TAKE A SHOT IN YOUR HONOR, VIRTUOUSLY, FOR OYUR SAKE ALONE, NOt at all for my own pleasure

>>40940958
No sorry ig2g I'm carving Rosewood into my taint with her toe nails

>>40941017
https://voca.ro/14IHoxdZIVap

I hate hills

>>40941015
Is this you lol?>>40941011

>>40941010
Gay and lame
Qll. Out of wine
Having left over alcoholic seltzer rn

>>40941011
Sadly we are sexual animals. It would be nice to have the same feeling from before maturing, but I guess the species would not have continued without the drive.

>>40941011
https://vocaroo.com/1kbjhD2FKZQ5
>>40941030
https://vocaroo.com/1fWIAXoLwt2a
>>40941037
https://vocaroo.com/1kbjhD2FKZQ5

>>40941037
https://voca.ro/13yUifY9SBJu
>>40941048
https://voca.ro/1gdOH1xoNixY

>>40941038
no but that's a good impression of me. their voice passes too well to be mine though

>>40941067
I dunno I think I was you lol

>>40941065
https://voca.ro/1391KlOvq2hD
>>40941067
https://voca.ro/1fCxdlybkIx1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npPlcfIC4s8
HOLY TOLEDO

>>40941074
>>40941079
https://voca.ro/11ZZBV2Oy8pt
i did use it with people outside my apartment earlier today though

>>40941079
https://voca.ro/1fJ1ikRrFVep

I wonder what creature from here is literally losing their mind on passgen about me, it's not that deep lil bro

freaking big ol feels 20th anniversary what on earth. can i justify eighteen bucks for the cd
>>40941090
https://voca.ro/156cPvuR3GhE
https://voca.ro/1anuNMLq4mam
>>40941092
https://voca.ro/1fTO27gTAq14

>>40941090
Is this one you? https://voca.ro/15YbUzGEZC2Z

>>40941100
https://voca.ro/11S3IQfTFdND

>>40941105
the only vocaroo in this thread by me is the one of me saying "no"
all the others are someone else

>>40941110
Lol

>>40941108
https://voca.ro/13n1FWNeUR8s

>>40941119
https://voca.ro/15oEYgUWQiIO