Thread 41323041

Cont. from >>41321406

>>41323033
I haven't had a dog since i was 6 years old. I just don't like the idea of hurting animals. Kill yourself you fucking pansy.

imagine inviting your bros over for fifa and you just turn around and see this >>41322901

>>41323054
Ok I assumed it happens in italy or something but non sexually

>>41323067
i'd kick them out. you can't come to my house and make out without including me

Didn't the dog ehisperer teach dogs by pooing them? Like why do you have to fry your dog if poking them and making annoying sounds works?

>>41323084
this closet case

>>41323073
I'm from scandinavia but my dad is greek. it probably is more usual in southern europe. but I have fully swedish friends whose dad calls them things like honey and sweetie. so I think fatherly love is normalised here too.

>>41323073
I grew up in the midwest and my family showered together, it wasn't too bad. It makes the shower less scary too, because you aren't alone uwu

>>41323092
Who is he?

>>41323100
>my family showered together,
...Like all of you? Were you poor?

>>41323100
what age did you first get buttfucked

i would never poo on my dog

24/7 troll never stops because he bought 4chan pass and he's gonna use it
mods wont b& him, since he paid them money

>>41323110
ben cohen. rugby player and ewhore

>>41323073
I kissed my dad on the lips once accidentally when trying to kiss him goodnight, it was uncomfortable and tasted like beer

>>41323070
it's like talking to a Chinese room sometimes

>>41323110
No, we had a nice house if anything, I usually showered with my dad, and sometimes my sisters as kids, my mom showered in the morning so she normally didn't.

charlie squirt... the most evil gay... finally dead

>>41323094
Yeah I think only retarded American's view things like that as inherently sexual
>>41323100
But what about kissing like on the lips

>>41323130
paige please

no reason? really? i can think of about nine off the top of my head. no reason? are you fuckin' retarded? just because you don't do it doesn't mean there's never a valid reason.

Would you keep mulatto wrestler Kaden Russell as your slave?

>>41323141
please what

>>41323130
> kiss him goodnight, it was uncomfortable and tasted like beer
Kek

>>41323153
tragic hair

>>41323114
24 was the first time another man did it.

>>41323140
No I don't think I've ever kissed my dad, that's not very normal in the usa afaik.

>>41323100
seems weird, like i can just imagine someones parents being very liberal and naked around their kids, and then their kids wondering what daddy is doing with mommy and then a young brother reinacting what they see on their sister or brother...how dangerous it is...a slippery slope of abuse

I want to get into SPH but my dick is just too big so I can't relate

delete paige

>>41323165
being naked around your kids is millions of years away from fucking in front of your kids
what is wrong with americans why are you like this

SNIFFFFAAAAAAA

>>41323171
It's not the biggest ever, don't worry. There are better men than you. Besides I won't even put that thing inside me cus it won't comfortable.

>>41323181
oopsaaa

In egypt I saw young guys and boys holding hands as friends I thought that was sweet

>>41323165
Um, ig, maybe... But like, I think if you're being raised woke and libtarded you're not going to want to hurt your sister??
Also my parents weren't having shower sex in front of us, wtf?
But they also told me about sex in like 3rd or 4th grade.
I think someone who was gonna do that probably can't be saved by ideology, you have to be like antisocial or something...

>>41323121
Oxycontin grandpa was dumped by an ESCORT. lmao let that stink in. dumped by a hoe who takes money and snacks for sex LMAO

i don't like creepypastas to be honest, they aren't really scary

>>41323153
not for sex
>>41323181
she's genuinely so funny I can't hate her

i don’t even know what characters you guys are talking about anymore it’s like seeing folie a deux for posters

>>41323199
>Stink in
Lmao, because when my cat (stinky baby) is like staring at nothing I ask what she's stinkin about.

Also, I think I need to burn sage in this corner :x

>>41323214
why would you try to keep track

>>41323227
it was kind of interesting to watch people descend into madness over posts but now it’s simply impenetrable gibberish

>>41323191
why doesn't every ufc fighter do this?
instawin

>>41323203
they're not supposed to be scary unless you're 12

>>41323219
I think i lov your cat

>>41323230
i think it was always impenetrable gibberish. besides none of these people are real, it's all larps

>>41323263
he could sit on my dick just like this

>>41323254
he thinks mascbot spams guys to personally harass him or something i don’t think it’s a larp

Is this the thread to whore yourself out or should I look for another place

>i don't think you should do that because it's mean
thank god you're not involved in geopolitics. clearly crying will stop putin.

>>41323271
Post sole

>>41323271
This is the thread

>>41323177
why do u hate me

>>41323278
Eh I’m more of an amateur buttslut

>>41323290
You're both trannies that hate trannies.

>>41323294
Then this is the thread for you

>>41323307
but I'm not a tranny

>>41323269
we'll have to disagree. i think it's like 3 people here beside me but it's not like i can prove it

Nathan Yahoo is gay.

>>41323320
Did you take estrogen?

>>41323346
does that matter

>>41323219
have u seen conjuring 4? ur fucked, not in the literal sense

>>41323239
She is capable of becoming bipedal. Miss Pancake might conquer the world one day, your words of affirmation have been noted.

>>41323363
So you've taken estrogen before and you have a girl name. Just be honest.

how to cope with knowing that someone you care deeply for seemingly has no care for you
especially when it's love, and you used to be in each other's lives a lot, and thought you would be together forever

>>41323400
it's because I'm so hyper masculine though

>>41323364
I don't watch scary movies, the last one I saw was the gudge in like 7th grade and it scarred me.

I do keep this bundle of sage handy, though! And I have the orthodox study bible app if that will help :x

well i have a boy name and im not on hrt so

>>41323420
shiza isn't a guy name and you have food in your fridge that's been there longer than the time you've been off tranny meds

>>41323420
why u always lying? u never quit hrt

>>41323419
can u go outside when its dark or do u need a handler?

its locktober
get those faggots BRED

jumpscare!

>>41323451
I wish my bf would breed me and we could start a family and raise kids together and I could see their father's face in their expressions and smile at life

>>41323401
by moving on

>>41323431
this time is fr sorry

>>41323429
shiza = caesar = boy name

>>41323419
dick stroking hands

are you close with your siblings? do they know your sexual history?

>>41323473
>shiza = caesar
massive jump

>>41323472
and if you can't?

>>41323502
...bud... buddy... are u doing the file renaming by hand?... chatgtp can write u a script and shit...

there is any gay porn featuring south sudanese men? like they are the darkest (to the point some look blue) and tallest people in africa (comparable to the dutch) and they already got modeling contracts in america and europe like c'mon I want to see the enderman bbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgCT28eHj2c

>>41323504
https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Caesar_Anthonio_Zeppeli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJeQWZqCpU&list=RDVsJeQWZqCpU
dumb fucking retarded simpleton retard halfwit

>>41323446
>A handler
I feel safer with someone else, yeah. What if someone tries to take my phone?

>>41323468
Ok pooner

>>41323515
texanon if she didnt have ovaries and xx chromosomes

>>41323490
Nobody knows my sexual history

>>41323502
Tits ripe for sucking

>>41323517
fix your botfly infestation

>>41323518
if it ends in the letter a, it's a girl's name. simple as

Shiza looks like she eats Little Caesars. Kind of hefty if you catch my drift

Shiza LOVES little seizures

Shiza once outpizzad the polish Hut

>>41323537
Joshua

>>41323564
sounds like some afab theyfab enby name

>>41323564
that's Jewish it doesn't count

>>41323537
Catilina

>>41323502
>outie
DICUSTENG

>>41323511
then you don't want to

>>41323570
>>41323574
True

>>41323517
the insides of their holes must look neon pink in contrast to their skintone

>>41323620
men like this are the worst. they'll walk around looking like this then you offer to put some penis in them and they have a meltdown

>>41323607
I can't not love him, I can't help it
how do I want to

my name is ________ and I live in ________

>>41323637
>how do I want to
somebody not wanting you is enough for most normal people to move on. it's a self respect thing

>>41323640
buck, fuck

>>41323640
Fuck, buck

How do i live without you
I want to know
How do i give without you
If you ever go

>>41323646
ok but I love him in the way that nothing he does could stop me from loving him
it's a constant, like breathing or the horizon. I couldn't stop it from happening any more than I could willingly suffocate myself by my own hand
it's like family, no matter what you still love them even if you don't like them. he's infinitely meaningful to me, and that love infinitely precious.

>>41323667
You have ocd and autism paige.

>>41323420
Do you pass as male socially?

>>41323667
>I love him in the way that nothing he does could stop me from loving him
that's mental illness ma'am. you can't be fixed

>>41323678
among other things desu
also the autism isn't diagnosed

>>41323684
it's true love, modern society is just so jaded and cynical that it refuses to not pathologize beauty

I love him like a mouse loves cheese
I love him like bubonic plague loves fleas
Every breathy breath i make is for he
Every poopy poop i take is for thee

>>41323667
beautiful, poetic

imagine doing all this for someone who wouldn't spit on you

>>41323726
Paige likes being spit on tho

is paige the one that cums blood

>>41323681
he barely passes as human

how do we make Paige attractive? is that even possible?

>>41323781
beer

>>41323681
obviously?

>>41323763
Ya. Mtfg tranny that is in love with a gay guy who doesn't talk to her.

>>41323799
It isn't obvious, having heard your voice and seen your pics. You also complained about having breasts.

>>41323781
It wasn't meant to be. He's too autistic and only has male nerd hobbies.

>>41323819
ppl being confused sometimes is a completely different thing

>>41323775
sex

>>41323827
can't defeat the xy ribcage and shoulders smdh

>>41323781
this the best they can look

>>41323839
He was hot 20 years ago

>>41323829
luckily they'll stop being confused as soon as you stop speaking

>>41323848
??? nigga it literally happens most often over my voice

>>41323844
you say that like this isn't 1000 times better. plus they can grow a beard.

>>41323827
Damn

>>41323871
nobody wants to see this bro

>>41323868
its the eyes, they look drugged, like they're a meth addict

>>41323871
testo and muscle would change this face alot

>>41323524
sis....... be afraid...

>>41323895
disagree. if their hole was hairy i'd put it in

I have been an active poster in this gen for years and I am a transman.

>>41323905
cats protected the bottoms from the darkness!

>>41322868
Elijah Wood in Flipper (1996) but I was a young boy when I saw it and umm like damn he was so hot back then...

>>41323844
Dude could get some primo boy pussy looking like that

>>41323925
ohlala ! quelle surprise!!!!

>>41323925
is your hole hairy?

>>41323925
Lil doods are bros too

>>41323844
what was the prompt

I'm having pizza for breakfast and loving life atm

>>41323948
Which one?

>>41323957
modern mens hairstyle (age 25)
get rid of double chin
get rid of glasses
smooth out under eye area
give them a smirk

>>41323967
post nipples

>>41323969
ask me how i know you're not gay

>>41323972
make their chest, shoulders appear more muscular

>>41323985
not my gen but god i love girls

oof...

>>41323993
post hole

>>41323994
is he a father or does he just look that old?

straight people literally do not understand nuance

>>41323994
right is very plappable

>>41324009
we call it "gay death"

>>41323925
lmao post zippertits sis

>>41323994
he looks great? yes he looks like a handsome grown man and not a young boy but he's a lot hotter now. btw are both or one of those twins gay? I saw a gif of one blowing a banana while making eye contact with the camera

>>41324008
Did it make your dingle tingle m8

>>41324040
>I saw a gif of one blowing a banana while making eye contact with the camera
as an adult or...

>>41324042
prob made it retract so far into his body it's now an srs wound

>>41324010
For thousands of years life was short, violent, and had little value. Men were supposed to pass on their genes by age 16-20 or risk never passing them on, and you expect nuance babe. Sheesh

>>41324061
screm

>>41324055
it was from a youtube video I assume (never actually watched any of their vids)

>>41323994
omg not this again...
get fucking new material for your yous

you're either with me (masc) or against me (fem)

>>41323994
unflattering pic
still looks good imo
https://www.instagram.com/jackharries/?hl=en

>>41324042
god no

>>41323975
P in v yeah

>>41324003
i'm ftm

>>41324073
oh they're youtubers. i thought they were only fans whores

or is he the other one?
https://www.instagram.com/finnharries/?hl=en-gb
still decent

>>41324084
post body

Americans look like this and then worry about someone else aging prematurely. Absolute state of them

>>41324089
so...

>>41324086
>only pic with a female is his sister
hmmmmm

>>41324110
“I’m da bad guy. Duh”

if you could time travel to any decade between now and the 1950's, and live out that entire decade (10 years), at this current age of yours, but you won't age in the current time, you'll come back from those 10 years to now as you are now.

Which decade would you pick to live in?

I'm torn between the 60's and 90's.

>>41324051
sad, many such cases

>own a bajillon $ home in one of the most desirable areas in America
>kill all your family and yourself anyway
Really tired of these freaks man

https://youtube.com/watch/GdBcgJI_2gk?si=W4XLdlnhej_y08V-

>>41324143
80s
Why the 60s for you?

>>41324148
good. more rich people need to die

>>41324143
80s when white music still mattered and rap didn't exist

>>41324154
Sex, drugs and minimal technology. Why you pick the 80's?

>>41324143
The 50s or 2000s

>>41324158
My grandmother is worth 50-60 million and been miserable her entire life

>>41324159
the 80s is literally considered the golden age of hip hop rofl

>>41324118
he could be doing anything with that cucumber...

>>41324148
speaking of psychos
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2d2me0eljo

>>41324162
The culture/music/nightlife seemed fun around that time

>>41324168
skill issue

>>41324169
NWA was like the only rap band

>>41324171
Whoaa that's crazy man. Mu talks about this guy all of the time. Their ex drummer just got a huge gig with foo fighters.

>>41324184
mc hammer, ll cool j, beastie boys, will smith believe it or not, run dmc, public enemy, de la soul, the list goes on for a while i hope you get the point

>>41324184
nta but there were lots more artists grandmaster flash, run dmc and beastie boys are just the mainstream ones that first pop into my head
you saw lots of other genres starting to incorporate rap into their songs
all those cheesy and predictable rhymes at the same tempo etc

>>41324143
what do u mean by live? just do shit, experinces only? no paradoxes? which county?

timeframes where the zeitgeist is that of positive progress probably...
50 is repression
60s in germany is good but gay isnt
70s economically not good, depressive
80s is ok but aids
90s is grudge and aids and no more soviet ziggers so... 90s lul
2k is dotcom and stable till banks
10s is niggers

BOYS BOYS BOYS

>>41324168
your grandma looks pretty

>>41324192
used to quite like them but then that gobshite went and ruined all their music

>>41324221
gold digger

>>41324240
I would love her for her personality only

>>41324240
she lives modestly
that's the golden rule of being wealthy

Diane Keaton died :(

>>41324248
that's dumb as shit. only rich people's good for nothing dependents think that

Hi

>>41291397
Me too, though I do like finding new interests

>>41291357
I'm sorry. I like your sense of humor, Timur :)

>>41291364
Oh I'm sorry about that! I've never been there before. I'm having a kale Caesar salad from Trader Joe's. Thanks for asking!

>>41291366
I'm the same way :(
The bouncing back and forth thing

>>41291388
People tell me they like talking to me and they like my personality, but it feels so bad from my perspective, that I can't imagine how anyone could find talking with me enjoyable.

>>41323871
thats paige? she looks like piratesoftware lmao

do i have to say i'm gay to people if i have a bf, or can i say i'm bi?

>>41324272
What difference does it make. Do what you want to

>>41324272
say you're bi

>>41324272
dont be a baby. did u grow up in tennessee or something

>>41324287
He should say he’s straight and sees his bf as female

>>41324143
The 50s when everyone dressed and behaved nicer and to live under fascism or socialism (depend on what of my parent's country I live in) or the 2000s when the internet wasn't shit yet and people didn't have phones

>>41324258
so many actors this year

some of yall be 30+ and insecure about being gay lmao like who hurt you

>>41324258
another case of the mandela effect
i remember her dying about 30 years ago in a car crash in france

>>41323775
>>41323844
>>41323895
Who is this sexy cumbeast?

>>41324329
that was princess diana

>>41324329
Princess Diana was an inside job

>>41324317
a bigger issue is being over 12 and still 'figuring out their dating goals'

delta would u sit on an anons face if they lived near you? i wish i could be smothered by that hot ginger ass

>>41324272
Tell them you're a perverted and a subhuman and your bf is your experimental era before you find a gf

>>41324202
>>41324209
What about kool and the gang?

>>41324364
probably not

>>41324390
would you sit on an anon's lap while he plays with your tits

>>41323871
why do you save pics where I'm trying to look as gross as possible...

I wonder if squeaky got a bf

>>41324390
what if i became friends with you first uwu

>>41324349
You would know, those were your people that did the job!

>>41324394
u seem like u would like that lol

Would you reply like this to a guy who wouldn't leave you alone?

https://youtube.com/watch/Vmtw0jFkl74?si=REdV-1l-P_vAJUfk

This is so cringe. I'm pressing Buy Now btw

>>41324423
imagine if you could block people who you don't want to talk to

>>41324423
He's straight and fucking a girl tho

>>41324423
this is me with delta whenever he finally gets some

>>41324405
Accidents happen anon.. accidents happen

>>41324441
I beg you to not google delta's wife on the archives then

I need to preggy him with my spermies

>>41324461
wha?

https://youtube.com/watch/4cgyZtTadZA?si=aar6b8-pI7FajBPs

Lmao

delta wwyd if i did a cum tribute of that pic u posted today or yesterday whenever it was

Dangerous gaygen topics (do not research without using Tor and at least two VPNs):
>Tinea holdenensis
>Holden's basement
>Tankanon's girlfriend
>Delta's wife
>Sissy's Entity files
>Cersei's abortion
>Boxcord VIP server
>Doxanon's doxx

>>41324496
tankanon had a gf? what a bummer :(

>>Tankanon's girlfriend
>>Delta's wife
lol

>>41324496
Can't be arsed about any of this. What guitar should I get? I'm thinking of buying one

>>41324517
a big black one

>>41324521
GLPC black beauty 3 pickup? With bigsby vibrato or no?

all you can eat buffet but its every tripfag bent over spreading hole

>>41324527
vibrato obvi

>>41324493
be disturbed

>>41324534
Gucci

i am 28 and hate being old
i really don't want to live much longer

>>41324528
*starves*

>I'm 81 and live in my RV for half the year. I didn't save enough for retirement, so I stay afloat by 'work camping' and DoorDash driving.

Don't be like this. Get a job with good benefits.

>>41324538
post pics when you get it

I feel if anyone makes it to 70, we should automatically retire them and give them a free place to live.

>>41324547
What's your dick like?

>>41324547
what is work camping?
ps: none of those benefits will matter in 20 years. you're never getting that pension bro

>>41324547
lul at this point rob a drug cartel, kill maim burn

>>41324547
>81
has to be a larp. i actually lived like this at 23-24 while i was homeless i just slept in the car and did doordash. i actually made enough to afford rent if my ex didnt waste all of our money constantly

>>41324570
Can I spank your ass

Arch Manning is so ass

>>41324572
your ex lived in the car with you?

>>41324585
yes lmao we both slept in the same car and i just parked mine next to his

>>41324581
id be into it if u knew how...
and i wasnt starving and cockdead...

>>41324597
where did you have sex?

>>41324606
in the car lmfao. it was a bit sus and illegal but we got away with it

>>41324272
I would say bi because saying I'm gay wouldn't be true!

>>41324612
slut. post hole

>>41324597
>>41324612
lmao wtf I never even imagined such a scenario before

15 million vacant homes in america
only 770,000 homeless people in america


seems like this problem could easily be solved but they'd most likely ruin anything they touch

>>41324642
kill all the homeless?

>>41324613
Would you say you're a lowly junky bipedo tranny that wishes to do coke off a tranny dick then since it's what you are, a prisongay?

lol

>>41324547
If you're real I want to fuck

>>41324626
sometime i miss him but he was so toxic to my family i couldn't even talk to them he wouldn't let me because he had beef with them and was afraid of them influencing me. they did things to wrong him but he always got back like x4 it was never balanced that bothered me a lot it kind of ruined my feelings for him a bit. shits weird idk. i suspect he might have had some mental shit going on that was never diagnosed

>>41324674
which mental shit do you have

>>41324681
acute larpitities

>>41324564
>>41324669
it's an article, I'm not 81
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/im-81-live-rv-half-170701067.html

>>41324685
post hole for assessment

>>41324683
Do you collect cans so you can get the Pfand

I often find myself shutting out the world, where I close my eyes partially or fully and I kind of just sit and dream. People ask me if I'm tired.

>>41324681
idk the only thing diagnosed is autism lol

>>41324710
basically yeah (((
no wait u mean if i return them? i do
i have a plastic bag where i put all the plastic bottles and bring em back to aldi every other week
do u not?

how to find friends in germany?

>>41324730
Stand nude in front of a refugee camp with cheeks spread

>>41324642
but anon, that would be bad for the capitalism and such

>>41324730
go to bath house or fetish club

>>41324683
not a larp altho maybe i should go along with it being one so u creeps dont try and doxx me somehow

>>41324713
do you have any plans for your future?

delta continuing to suck capitalism's cock as usual

>>41324738
but I have a (non-german) bf and don't really have fetishes apart from the regular bottom stuff like rape and hard drugs

>>41324739
looks like a fun way to freeze to death

>>41324685
You're a monster why would you cocktease like that, how would you like it if someone larped as your fetish in front of you?

>>41324750
well you're out of luck

>>41324740
No, but I have desires

>>41324753
it wasnt that cold only like 20 degrees fahrenheit. GD survived like -30 or -40 or some shit while he was homeless

>>41324757
um which part activated your fetish button

>>41324739
I want snow

>>41324746
bitch please

its also a lot easier to stay warm when you are snuggling with someone it really wasnt that hard. i think the worst case i just had to wear two layers to sleep

>>41324771
It's snows in your town?

That's the face he made when they stabbed him in his doodoo maker. Guy was a real sicko. I was just reading about him, he liked prepubescent kids and infants. Disgusting!

>>41324796
Literally who are those?

>>41324785
it was snowy for one day last year

>>41324812
>>41324812
>>41324812
>>41324812
>>41324812

>>41323030
>>41323030
>>41323030

>>41324796
cool hair tho

>>41324730
u only get colleagues

>>41324766
i don't know what that is in sensible intelligent units but i'll take your word for it. i don't sleep outside ever

>>41324739
n1ce!

>>41324778
sleeping in clothes? any you're not even alone? blasphemy

>>41324855
its not much colder than what u need for snow basically

>>41324767
I need to fuck very old sad men

>>41324862
i think i had the windows cracked lmao. we were worried about carbon dioxide buildup