Thread 41377497

Conundrum Edition
QOTT what is more important than your tranner?
>>41374657 (previous riddle)

well?

>>41377497 (OP)
>Previous QOTT
my family, i have terrible nightmares about them abusing or hurting me. In some my dad murders me while my whole family stands by and watches it happen.

how do i find a boyfriend who will call me a cute boy but still gender me correctly and treat me like a woman

>>41377497 (OP)
These memes are cute

How's everyone doing this fine Friday?

>>41377510
hi Cordy
>>41377519
that guy is homeless

>>41377532
hey thanks

anyone from Ohio and willing to date a chaser?

im posting this image again bc i like it an i want the world to see

>>41377535
im doing okay, im feeling better from my week long cold so far this morning. also i've been playing the new battlefield and its p fun ^o^

>>41377538
which guy is homeless?

>>41377549
sure as long as it’s not rick

>>41377554
the guy who posted the voca

would you date a tranny with a deviated septum if her nose looked normal

>>41377567
Why wouldn't I?

>>41377557
nta, but i feel like the rick hate is overblown at this point. i always thought he was nice but naive so he was teased by trolls

>>41377579
lmao ok rick

i wish chasers were attracted to girly boy he she things that still have light facial hair

>>41377594
im not rick
>t. tranny

>>41377595
when you say light facial hair do you mean like that invisible until you’re up close kind that tranners are always worried about or like an actual beard and mustache

>>41377606
the first one...
but u can still feel it if u rub my chin its scratchy Dx

>>41377576
because one of her nostril cavities is HUGE and the other is TINY and she MOUTH BREATHES at night (no snoring)

>>41377602
>i'm not rick
>t. tranny
those things are not mutually exclusive

>>41377602
>claims to be a tranny
doesn’t disprove you are Rick

>>41377538
>hi Cordy

why do ppl always accuse me of being someone else are all trannys rly that similar :c

>>41377557
what's wrong w him? he msgd me and seemed ok compared to some of other weirdos on here ive talked to

fuck these new captchas

>>41377616
even cis girls have that sometimes what’s much more concerning is your typing style

wich one of u psychos is the hair flaps individual??

>rick and rach enters thread
>good vibes instantly gone and schizoposting commences
i hate /b/

>>41377634
wat why D:

>>41377620
that goes for most chasers here. Most of them are reppers
t4t love is the only acceptable relationship for most trans girls
come home sisters.
>>41377623
we're all anonymous. rick isn't real, i pretended to be him for a month to piss anons off kek

>>41377644
this poster is also rick

>>41377617
Idk I would have to date her for a while to make up my mind

>>41377637
>>41377653
rick and rach aren't real. they're names used by a collective troll group known as the Trollstigators

can someone tell me what's wrong with rick should i unadd him?

good morning lovers!
>>41377636
chu and I are obsessed with hairflap anon the lore we have so far is that they are a repper, presumably with a brutal hairline

>>41377653
>>41377657
This is true, I've impersonated multiple trips here or would go off-trip, pretending to be chasers lol

>>41377655
rly

>>41377679
Good mornyan bronyan >:3

>>41377678
are you new?

>>41377678
he's a vile shitposter

>>41377684
Yeah might take a few years to reach a conclusion

>>41377679
good monring!

>>41377680
>>41377657
>>41377634
>>41377644
it's true all these posters are me, we are ai

>>41377678
If you're seriously not trolling now rick is a larp character who uses pictures of a gay guy

>>41377687
kinda, he was never around when i posted b4 and took a break and came back

>>41377685
it is morning once again. let's go for the god run today I can feel it this one is WR pace

>>41377678
just search any of his trips in the archives
>rick
>rageanon
>muscleanon
it’s a wild ride, probably one of the most mentally ill people on this board

>>41377696
pretty sure that anon is just rick baiting

>>41377699
don't forget TheSniffer that's my favourite Rick incarnation

>>41377703
im not :/ im a tranner we talked for a lil bit in dms and now im scared

>>41377707
true

>>41377697
how old are you out of curiosity

>>41377697
>>41377678
the rick baiting got everyone lol

>>41377716
i dont want to say in case ur him now lol

>>41377719
i'm not him. anyway suit urself

>>41377724
24.....

>>41377719
you should leave. t4t, every anonymous chaser here could be rick, you don't want to take that chance. We found out recently that Steve was actually another ricksona

>>41377728
where are you from?

omg stfu please
rick and rach should go back to b. actual freaks

>>41377734
east coast

>>41377552
Which class do you main in bf?

>>41377728
12 year age gap between u and him. he'll tell u 6 tho

>>41377679
yeah i think the same thang too xdd
ive seen them in so many threads just randomly lashin out and neggin tranners bein super into "omgg hair flaps hair flaps" wich is super weird and specific but at the same time funny maybe they just want a big hug :c

>>41377740
annie...? :(

>>41377748
they seem to not understand how bangs work even remotely. the famous quote is that bangs are just one layer of hair. which totally makes me want to pamper them right I want to help cut their hair and do their makeup so they don't have to be scared anymore it's totally cute... i will save all reppers

Having some candy.

>>41377636
the guy on passgen? yeah it so weird

>>41377679
>they are a repper, presumably with a brutal hairline
Can we crowdfund her hair transplant?

>>41377771
If there's not at least 1 unhinged psycho in passgen it means the world has ended

>>41377741
support, i love running and diving around to revive ppl plus i like the lmg

>>41377774
i would totally contribute i want everyone to feel good in their body

i want to hug and pet a doggy :<

>>41377777
what a waste of digits
this is a poor omen, the mandate of heaven is lost, lgbt has fallen

>>41377797
Ngl hugging and petting my doggies is fire

i filtered passgen

>>41377801
i miss mine

>>41377802
insanely virtuous and enlightened

>>41377782
I usually go engineer and either pocket a tank or hunt for them
>>41377784
I didn't know you were in the new pokemon game

when her hole twitches

Another good day to move on

>>41377784
Bronya,

In the previous thread I raised a novel and under-discussed topic in today's gender conflict. It would appear that lesbians are far more willing to date short women than women are to date straight men. I believe this to he the case even taking into account the general tendency for men to be shorter than women. As a leading expert in the field of being a lesbian, we would appreciate your comments on this new and developing matter.

Best regards,

Incelposter
Partner at Pseudposter Houellebecqposter LLP

>>41377819
I don't think you've moved on

wish i knew more philosopher names so i could filter them all
philosophy is so cringe

im off deodorant for 2 days now, who wants me

>>41377758
yeah its sooooo frustratin readin them its like they are so convinced they are right even tho whats they say is sooooo dumdum and i feel like they havent seen another human for a while so they just dont understand how humans look like anymore aaaaaaaaaaaaa i hate readin them
also pleeeeeease save them i feel like u would make them the happiest thang in the world if u did their hair or invite them to a hair salon and then they wouldnt post dumb stuff here anymore
>>41377771
yup he post in almost every thread too tryin to neg tranners

Perks of dating me: you'll get a lot of puppy and doggie pics

Eating cereal out her pits sloppy style on off deoderant for two days day

>>41377831
i feel like philosophy doesn't have to be cringe either, it's just that so many people make it cringe---especially when they use it to make themselves as "better" than an other who doesn't know what they do.

>picrel is unironically who philosophy bros see themselves

>>41377810
LMAO yes this is me. I haven't even picked a starter yet I fell asleep trying to decide last night... I'm taking today off to get blasted and lock the fuck in
>>41377823
i.... don't even know how to respond to this... the beauty standard for women is being short... the beauty standard for men is being tall.... of course that's how it is....
>>41377862
picrel is me I fear
>>41377836
MEEEEEE

>>41377830
Yes, but it's a good day to

>>41377862
yea i kinda side eye it cuz most of the ppl i see talking about it harp on about idk living the good life or they're beating u over the head with some dead guy's name or some shit and then u look at them and they're some miserable basement dweller like why would i ever take life advice from u or take ur word that u know how the world rly works

>>41377862
I say this as a bit all the time, but I'm so serious when I say that the problem with most people you run into who read philosophy is that they're early to mid 20 something year old men at the oldest. They just aren't capable of being humble. It's the same as like debate bros. They're just in a very annoying demographic, and then they've read some philosophy or a bit about politics on top of that.
>>41377867
You left the lesbian question completely undressed.

>>41377882
>undressed
Typo but funnier so I'll leave it

the hardest part of transbianism is the constant extremely niche tasteful gatherings and curated functions. I'm blowing off an "intention setting ceremony" this weekend and I have a moon viewing looming next week that I don't know what to bring to. what's an appropriate gift for a moon viewing. do you think people will be drinking do you drink at a moon viewing

ftms with no top surgery should go topless more

>>41377888
the lesbian in question should always be left undressed, tbf

>>41377882
i don't get it lesbians are generally attracted to classically attractive women right? isn't that to be expected

>>41377898
this looks like a minor why are u posting this

altho I don't really have a preference for taller or shorter girls personally height just hasn't ever really been a big site of attraction for me in either men or women. just how im wired I guess

>>41377905
wow your transmisandry is showing

>>41377847
what cereal tho. this is important
>>41377867
im not even that smelly rn, i would disappoint you

i dont like people and i don't like being a person
i would rather be an idea

Today I will fast
I wonder if that will make the crashouts better or worse

bronya very close friend, who understands a man need a finger up his butt every now and again, for the sake of mental health

>>41377901
I guess then I'd ask why they're willing to date taller women. I feel like my heart just isn't in this one. Maybe I'll post better bait later. I'm sorry for letting everyone down.

>>41377926
Thinking of u so hard rn babe

All my gf's have been shorter, but a really tall gf would be cool, I can just see it being the last thing I give a fuck about, her butthole aesthetics are far more important

>>41377926
Good to see someone else gets it.
I want to be elastic like a cartoon character

>>41377921
he's 20...

>>41377921
i used to be a transmisandrist
my first interactions with ftms were as a baby tranny, being told by ones on reddit that trans women were agents of the patriarchy, not real women, etc etc cringe late 2010s online "discourse"
i hated ftms for a long time after that
but i've come to see that as a hideous reaction to being mistreated by a few internet losers
it's funny how being a victim of bigotry can turn u into a bigot urself
i'd be lying if i said i didn't still reflexively feel mistrustful of them but i try to remind myself it's not fair or rational

You anons have won, you completely ruined my reputation and life. I know posting this will make the trolls that tormented me fill with glee. Perhaps I want to make your day better in knowing that you've defeated me. There's nothing for me here in this thread.
>inb4 you'll be back
nope, I'm done with this place, my name is tarnished and lies and rumors spread about me have acknowledged as fact.
To the people that hated me, please rejoice in knowing I will never come back to this thread.

I hope every chaser finds love, I hope every tranner finds love.
Sorry for shitposting and trolling when I did.
I genuinely wish you all the best and godspeed

>>41377955
What if her butthole is ugly the first time you see it but shes a 10 otherwise

>>41377955
rate my butthole aesthetics pls

>>41377965
meant for
>>41377905

>>41377937
a regular and thorough prostate examination is very important to evaluate your overall condition, of course
>>41377938
LMAO it's okay it's okay they can't all be hits don't beat yourself up we can try again later I'm proud of you for trying regardless

why do so many of you pretend to not care about things that literally everyone cares about? it's just weird

>>41377967
i used to be a transmisandrist and I'm still a transmisandrist now. part of the ship part of the crew my misandry is trans-inclusive in all cases

>>41377993
i cant tell if ur joking or not Dx

>>41377971
love how nobody cares, get fucked rick, nobody likes you. I hope you are alone forever. I hope your miserable for the rest of your life

im just an andrist

>>41377971
Rick i want to see your cock

>>41377979
and clearing out the claggy pipes

>>41377998
i am absolutely serious but my misandry in general is relatively mild I like men quite a lot I just discriminate against them in hiring or medical situations

>>41377989
Like what?

>>41378008
they'll be claggy for sure this time of year... I'll do my best... this should only hurt for a little...

>>41377867
awareness is the first step

>>41377879
more than just the conditions of their lives being questionable, taking up this hobby/interest of thinking deeply about the human condition to be superior to others, is so inherently cringe and icky

>>41377882
the people really need more humility. what ever the topic of the week is, everyone is suddenly an expert who went to youtube college or facebook university or xitter academy and fully believes they know and understand something better than actual experts. like its okay to not know something or to admit you belief is guided by intuition or whatever bc that's normal; deciding your an expert and only entrenching yourself further in whatever position because that's what you first decided is dumb. i think this is actually a feature of a deeply anti-intellectual society, one where everyone decides they can be an expert on everything out of the information their algorithm feeds them.

Why do people hate Rick? Can someone give me a rundown on the lore?

>>41378014
gosh, such a friend

Tranny gf who calls me a dork <3

>>41378023
You're a silly cute dork <3

>>41378020
he was a shitposter

Wait, whats rick's deal? I've been dming with him but I didn't know about all this stuff... should I block him?

>>41378009
that's fair. they should be denied clothes in some scenarios too, so they can't sneak weapons

>>41377729
I've been found out

>>41377552
Yea colds suck, at least you're getting over it now :-)

>>41378030
I like shitposters

>rick: please talk about me pleeeease
>everyone: okay

>>41378020
it would take too long to tell the whole story

>>41378046
What's up roach how's the racist sexpesting been

>>41378059
Put your name on bro

>>41378059
lmao

>>41378054
we all got time, tell it

>>41378040
exactly like it's just basic safety precautions idk

>>41378054
Im listening

>>41378046
oh my god you're back post that cute princess wand of yours for me I've missed it
>>41378052
I'll do anything for Rick

sigh... im never getting ntr'd am i...

>>41378088
Please don't rile up the sissies, broyna

since rach is planning on having multiple children to "save the white race" do you think his future kids will ever find his sissy crossdressing nudes?

>>41378109
Is rach even white? He looks jewish or arab

>>41378111
arabs are considered white in the US census

>>41378018
>i think this is actually a feature of a deeply anti-intellectual society, one where everyone decides they can be an expert on everything out of the information their algorithm feeds them.
Your lips to God's ears. But maybe your lips could also go on my lips ;)

>>41378113
woke America

Someone just posted a pussy pic in a gay thread... I'm scared...

I spilt my coffee ah not very demure not very mindful

>>41378147
>demure: reserved, modest, and shy (typically used of a woman).

>>41378165
are you okay

>>41378168
i'm fine gwurl hbu

>>41378165
I thought they were trans based on writing style

has anybody seen rick?
I miss him so much

lol I’m not so insecure as all that

>>41378178
no idea they're a new trip but used to post in mtfg so could be?

>>41378165
namefag chasers are the gayest posters on /lgbt/ and you can't convince me otherwise

>>41378179
right here babe

>>41378179
this is for you

inshallah i will have a bf b4 this time next year when i live in california (best place in US)

>>41378116
;3

>>41377510
where is the picrel from?

>>41378106
let me rattle the bars a little I'm going crazy in here there's nobody for me to take snide potshots at anymore the gayboy in me needs it for enrichment

>>41378187
i agree except for steve, who actually seems normal and not like a repper at all unlike the other chaser namefags/trips

did everyone forget stu...

a perverted tranny boymoder freak like me is going to die alone cause every man into me is a psycho

>>41378201
>where is the picrel from?
371194 nhentai , page 5

>>41378218
>perverted tranny boymoder freak
Need her so bad

>>41378220
i read yaoi w fem bottoms to self insert

>>41378189
you don’t smell like rick…
>>41378192
I am not little, I am very big

>>41378216
certainly not see here >>41376639
>>41378218
I’d like to take your psycho test please
>>41378236
in a metaphorical way

moved my puter closer to my chair
now i have a footrest :)

>>41378052
She's very trans coded isn't she. Gym and roids are her coping mechanism.

>>41378201
this is why women choose the bear.

>>41378254
feet mentioned

>>41378218
thank you for the source i was also desperately trying to find it LMAO i bow down my knowledge of yaoi leans way more towards bara I'm no good at the JS stuff... need to research more
there are good men out there even when it doesn't feel like it, I promise! and dating isn't everything there's lots of other ways to be happy. im cheering you on

>>41378258
why post this
i can't even filter it, i can't just filter every post with feet or mentioned
actually maybe i can filter feet that might be a good thing

>>41378251
oh, yay :)

>>41377898
>>41377965
he's so hot

>>41378274
you’re gonna miss out on some great posts about iambic pentameter

>>41378274
You won't be able to see how tall people are

>>41378261
545903 , this is peak seme uke yaoi for a depressed tranny w a bad track record for men like me
>>41378251
>I’d like to take your psycho test please
no thanks i dont think i can ever trust a man again genuinely. im just gonna be an incel monk tranny in the Himalayas

>>41378279
watch it mister ur on thin ice after what u said abt my typing
>>41378282
maybe for the best, it only makes me sad

>>41378257
i have so much patriotism for california RAAHHH, i am firstly a california b4 i am an american

wahhhh I love my life so much I love being a dreg and a leech on society I love staying in bed all day and posting on fourchan i know i can't do it forever but let me enjoy it just a little longer.... heaven like this is too perfect to quit.....

>>41378274
foots mentioned

>>41377972
I can't do it
>>41377973
I need a fresh look but from what I remember, you're good, smooth, not blown out or Hemorrhoids up

>>41378283
WOAAAAA wait do you come here often can I ask for recs around this time in future these are god-tier

>>41378283
what happened?

>>41378289
same i kinda miss california at times
was kind of depressing there but so is everywhere when ur a tranny
some finns don't like me that much for being a pisshead american who doesn't speak finnish that well
makes me feel like i don't belong
at least in california i was just another freak...

im trying to use my time as an unemployed loser to make progress on coding projects ive been kicking around for a while
im gonna finally learn how to use netcat

based finns

>>41378300
not rly i only post on here when i want to kill myself or something rly bad is happening. i used to post more but idk :/ i dont trust anyone here at all

>>41378301
see >41377742

I'm trying to use my time as an unemployed loser to get shredded
It's going okay

>>41378307
You should rub their cocks with your big feminine cheeks

>>41378286
>u
>abt
Oh No
>>41378289
love this

>>41378319
that's rough... i hope you can find some peace the world is a scary place. there are a lot of bad people but there are good people too I think. just maybe not here lol

Jerkin off to Stu

>>41378324
thx for showing me i need to add an optional s to my cock filter
>>41378331
i thought u were cool >:(((

Jerkin of Stew

>>41378319
:(

>>41378321
U should post tummy cutie <3

>>41378343
If i was a Finnish guy i would shame you for not speaking der mutter tongue and make you do submissive sex things just saying.
>Filtering 'cock', 'cocks'
Bit agp that

>>41378343
I have to tease you a bit from time to time

>>41378297
fresh look for you
https://litter.catbox.moe/bquemh6q0s3yr77h.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/ee0saqf5edf1h8ai.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/luztiqky0fo3mmci.jpeg
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>>41378337
everyone should do this

>>41378354
>i would shame you for not speaking der mutter tongue
>der mutter
>der

>>41378364
Ja mutter speaksies. Come on I'm also from California i can barely speak English let alone a European language.

minä puhun aika hyvä suomea ja ymärrän paremmin kuin minä puhun mutta joku suomalaiset ei tykää että mun suomea ei on sujuvaa :(

Stu is a male incel sex pest.

>>41378389
See, Finnish literally looks like Indonesian

>>41378389
Perkele

>>41378393
Good so am i. Incel sex pests stick together

>>41378362
asshole flashbang

I have to work on my Finnish impression. I just sound like Dracula half way through

>>41378389
Hyvinhän se sujuu.

työssä oli vaka vanha epäystävällinen mies joka ei tykkää minua :<
nyt aina ajettelen, kun tavatan uusi ihminen, ajeteletko että minä olen epäkohtelias jenki kusipää?

>>41378400
You are a desperate prison gay incel.

Trans gf who sounds like the hydraulic press guy

>>41378333
yeah idk i give up hope i've had only bad experiences irl and online. I feel like im choking to death when guys irl try to kiss me and i dont want to reciprocate and they r so pushy and try to guilt trip when i am scared to do anything even tho i reveal personal secrets about why im scared and they should be understanding. I thought guys online might be better because they r more like me but idk :/ they r worse they just lie w no way to check if they r lying or not

>>41378422
yöö shüd sitty öñ hïs pp und writhe (.ᴖ.)

>>41378428
lmao

>>41378424
I'm not desperate or prison gay. Desperate is meeting strangers from here.

idk i feel like a half breed who doesn't belong anywhere

>>41378452
you belong with me, friend

>>41378452
You mixed?

>>41378464
i have an american dad and a finnish mom
all my good traits came from my mom and all my bad ones from my dad
that asshole...

>>41378471
american dad is a show on tv

>>41378476
Coming to TBS and FOX! Finnish Mom! starring Seth McFarlane, Seth McFarlane, Seth McFarlane, and everyone who is in every single one of those shows every time

Think I'm gonna jerk off

>>41378482
seth is preddy based :p

>>41378471
Your butt definitely came from your mom, unless your dad is stacked back there

I dont know what freudian nonsense happened but i get flustered when i see trannies talk bady about ciswomen. Sometimes i browse TERF/Anti threads just to get my kicks in.
It's very shameful and bizzare.

dad butts,..,,

>>41378494
oh

>>41378362
Yeah, that's a really aesthetic hole, you were blessed when it comes to skin pigment. I want to tongue you're ass so that basically makes you a 10/10 on everything else

I'd fuck Roger from American Dad and I'm not afraid to admit it

>>41378500
kinda based

i want to tongue you're ass

there’s a pic of rach’s body without the angle fraud. he looks like a guy with gyno that had a botched bbl. the proportions are seriously fucked.
it’s absurd that he brags about being so strong when it looks like he’s never lifted a day in his life.

>>41378511
He mogs you. Rach mogs.

>>41378498
yay :)

>>41378511
Please don't contact me about this again, thank you.

wwhy did roach electrocute a dog???

>>41378497
Ik its gross. I also got spoiled bc i used to have a weirdo freak tranner e-fwb who was into same stuff.

Tbh i think that's weirder than poop or smth. I really dont like being a freak.

>>41378364
thank you for this my eye also twitched reading it
>>41378424
I am a desperate prison gay incel
>>41378440
i think that's an okay conclusion to come to too! you don't need to live a life with men in it at all these days and it can be really healing to choose not to even if just for a little while

I keep watching masc on twink porn and getting put off that the tops have gay face and gay voice
I might be retarded since I'm watching two men fuck and judging one for being gay

>>41378541
i want to try dating women again but i feel so incompatible w women outside of friendship. just feel like a freak for liking women at all

>>41378546
I only watch the faceless stuff because I'm a fag but I'm also not some faggot

Trannies crave my BAC (big autistic cock)

https://youtu.be/QC14MD6KFlA?si=8RjCiy8ZHzOsuxmK
pbs youtube channel so good
i used to love watching nova when i was a kid
esp the episodes abt life history

>>41378546
you are most certainly retarded for this but I think it's kind of cute you'll work through it eventually
>>41378550
even just friendship is okay! you don't have to be dating at all! but yeah a lot of people on here seem to suffer a lot with guilt or shame around being into girls it's a little surprising to me it seems difficult :(

>>41378563
thank you for posting this!

>>41378563
Yeah it's incredibly good! I watch it all the time. Eons and Spacetime are both great. Fuckin love Nova though, they're doing an anthropology series right now if you didn't know, just called Human

>>41378560
i do :( and im sorry. i hope you know you are not just a larger than average set of genitals to me but also a complex and sociopolitically charged set of diagnostic criteria

>>41378546
if you’re trans or a chaser I think it makes sense actually

>>41378566
that sounds cool i'll check it out c:

Do I have gay face. it's established I have gay voice at this point I think

>>41378563
oh what the fuck not available in my country

>>41378567
There must be some kind of new tylenol based slur you could use instead of this

>>41378574
Yeah you looked incredibly gay in that pretrans pic, it's impressive

>>41378574
You look very gay but I disagree that it's gay face. I don't think you have gay face, you were just an obvious fag

>>41378576
I've been thinking of importing some Tylenol to see if it really does boost my powers I have a factorio save that needs a little TLC. maybe I can just synth it myself
>>41378581
noted.... thank you
>>41378588
oh I guess that's true it's not an isolated example right like I was actually just living as a faggot

Is it really better to boof prog? My friend told me it makes no difference. She's been on HRT for 7 years meanwhile I've been on it for 3.5. Note too tho that she's also a transbian, so take that into account too.

no one ever talks to me

>>41378596
>I was actually just living as a faggot
Yeah exactly. It's also harder to tell with non-Americans though honestly. You all look a little gay to us

are people done with me

>>41378574
your face passes, your voice does not

a lot of wonderful conversations to be had with a person who just dooms and posts their asshole online

>>41378603
I will talk to you whenever you want my friend, or am I no one

>>41378618
That is not what she was asking lmao

Gay kissing bronyas gay lips and her gay face

rick hasn't posted his asshole in a while, he's slacking

Bronya's lips are very gay, unironically

>>41378641
Nah all the gay is stored in the eye squint she does

>>41378621
youre someone :)

Japanese tranner Lick's Asshole

Fall colours are the best

>>41378622
nevertheless I cut to the chase as it were
>>41378650
do you ever enjoy reading?

>>41378657
yeah but i dont do it very often

>>41378657
Gay face and passing are unrelated concepts though and she wasn't asking. I think she also knows about her voice lol

>>41378663
What do you like to read, when you do?

>>41378597
Pls respond

>>41378679
you should try asking in hrtgen

>>41378673
idk books?

>>41378679
I'm not tranny but my understanding is it'll bypass some of the processing by the liver so you'll get more of the straight shit you need

>>41378685
yes but, importantly, which ones or what kinds?

>>41378706
i dont know what kind of books they are

>>41378712
lol why do you always talk this way to me

>>41378712
stu's last name is pid

>>41378688
common misconception
this only rly works with prog suppositories
the stuff they prescribe for oral use isn't gonna be any more effective if ur putting it up ur butt

>>41378684
Hrtgen is dead.

>>41378684
most chasers here are on hrt tho

>>41378746
I sort of figured that went without saying. Don't shove "for oral use" pills up your butt for fun lol

>>41378749
Yeah I take roids.

Putting it up ur butt is more fun tho ;(

>>41378753
estrogen is a steroid hormone

>>41378747
it's easy to bring back to life, it constantly happens

>>41378737
im sad rn for unrelated reasons ur nice to me tho, ty
>>41378743
it is

>>41378775
Your last name is actually pendous :)

>>41378780
thats a lie

I was at a gay sauna last night and this thin trans girl with small but noticeable tits was with this group of 20-somethings and she was being fucked in a sex swing

>>41378780
it’s actually D’Muffin (she’s from French nobility)

>>41378787
terrifying

>>41378775
I want bully you until we both cum

>>41378783
Oh, guess I was misinformed

>>41378787
as naive as it sounds, I can’t really imagine being in such a place and seeing something like that in front of me

>>41378787
While her boyfriend was home writing love poetry for her lol. She's getting railed by 6 dudes while he's trying to find a word that rhymes with demure.

>>41378800
based

>>41378787
Trannies are either >>41378800
Most people can't. It's end stage faggotry

gorny

>>41378800
I didn't know what to do, they looked like a friend group and I'm just a fat chaser so I walked away awkwardly

>>41378832
I suppose what I meant was, I can in no way imagine putting myself into such a place

the G's are disgusting

>>41378832
Maybe they would have liked a FUB. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, anon

>>41378841
gnomes? goblins? gnolls?

>>41378842
no trans girls like fubs anon

>>41378618
What
>>41378641
I want filler but will that make them less gay. I hate having no upper lip. im totally scared of it blocking my lymphatic drainage Though
>>41378679
im a transbian so I figured my reply wouldn't be helpful :( but it's significantly more bioavailable when boofed because it bypasses the liver which will metabolise it into a chemical that makes you sleepy

>>41378841
You realize Rick is 100% G and spreads his nasty brown hole online hoping men want to fuck out?

>>41378855
how autistic are you that you don't realize her posts about rick are just bait?

>>41378787
when will it be my turn (literally whenever I want im just lazy and scared and honestly just not that interested)

>>41378860
I post here like once a week

>>41378855
>>41378860
yeah, I'm literally having sex with Rick rn

>>41378852
trvke

>>41378832
I would have been screaming NO COME BACK but I Don't Look Like That THOUGH
>>41378852
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU stop spreading fub fud i love and cherish them forever

>>41378630
why do you bully rick?
isnt his life hard enough?

rick mogs

>>41378873
You're not gay. Go away.

gonna make cacio e pepe i want to be stu so bad it makes me look bdd

>>41378853
You have a thin upper lip, but it's very bow shaped. I feel like that's an ideal outcome for native Anglostanis

>>41378853
wait, since when is it ok to talk about specific HRT administration methods on /lgbt/? i thought that was an hrtgen thing. not trying to be a janny but last time someone posted detailed boofing advice their post got nuked and there was a mod warning about "providing unverified medical advice."
just feels like we're gonna get the thread purged if we're not careful.

>>41378886
You can cacio on my pepe anytime you want babe

>>41378885
I'm a gay twink, I'm just not a hedonistic promiscuous biomass of deadly diseases

When's mef coming back? I need to know if she ever learned how to clean her penis

>>41378853
I spake fair enough

>>41378794
what... what made you think to say that?? *hides boner cutely*
>>41378799
there are a lot if lies going around about stu, be careful
>>41378886
if you really want to be me you have to do a bad job. strangely enough i seem to do better with pre graded romano even tho they say not to use it

>>41378889
Look at this nerd

does my voice pass https://voca.ro/16HhV0pRFbth
>>41378889
woaaaa is that true I provide unqualified medical financial and legal advice on here constantly I'm in BIG trouble
>>41378892
mmmmnh I'll grab the grater <3
>>41378898
every day I come on here and have to deal with someone posting about how they're Not Like Other Faggots. grow up this shit is so 80s

>>41378898
You only like trannies and women dude. Flip off

>>41378889
oh ya getting the thread nuked would be a terrible loss. truly

>>41378898
you’re a cute girl, tomboy tho ye be, and mi amor no less

>>41378898
Dude, friggin flip off, I'm being so for real right now

>>41378218
The performative self-loathing is genuinely more off-putting than the boymoding.

>>41378911
>every day I come on here and have to deal with someone posting about how they're Not Like Other Faggots
sounds like you're jealous of people who can control themselves
>>41378912
I've never been with a tranny thoughbeit :^)

>>41378911
>https://voca.ro/16HhV0pRFbth
u should hide in an alley and do that

>>41378911
It's always the same meows. You have no range

>>41377971
Let's deconstruct this performance, shall we? It's a fascinating piece of work, really. You open by immediately framing yourself as the victim, the tragic hero whose reputation and life have been "ruined" by the faceless "anons." This is a classic tactic to elicit sympathy and frame your departure as a consequential event, rather than what it is: one irrelevant poster leaving a website. You then perform the act of magnanimity in defeat, "Perhaps I want to make your day better," which is just a transparent attempt to claim the moral high ground and paint your trolls as sadistic ghouls who will "fill with glee." The "inb4 you'll be back" is a weak attempt at preempting the most obvious and accurate response, trying to lend an air of finality to a tantrum we've all seen you throw before. The final act, the well-wishing, is the most pathetic part. "I hope every chaser finds love, I hope every tranner finds love." You're not a saint bestowing blessings upon the unworthy; you're a narcissist trying to write your own closing monologue, to exit stage left with a tearful, sympathetic salute. You've crafted this entire post not as a genuine goodbye, but as a last, desperate bid to control how people perceive you. The reality is, nobody's day is better or worse for you leaving. You're not a martyr. You're just a guy who posted too much and needs to log off. The sheer, unadulterated narcissism required to think this post was necessary is the only truly remarkable thing about you.

>>41378902
you KNOW she didn't
>>41378904
i just thought it was funny how unprompted it was I don't give a fuck about passing I never have that's cuck shit
>>41378888
I see I see... yea apparently the strongly defined cupid's bow is a trait from my mom's side I guess I got lucky. im worried it makes my philtrum look longer I've been crazy about that shit lately I'm shrinking it like 50% when I edit my pics i gotta get over it i literally didn't even notice it was a thing before someone posted it's like gendered or whatever
>>41378908
damn.... I wonder if it's the cornstarch they coat it in?
>>41378927
jesus christ genuinely what decade is it. do you not think maybe some people are more sexually active because they chose to be not because they couldn't restrain their compulsive lust. this is literally the stereotype of the gay man as lust-crazed and inhuman from the Reagan admin like what are we doing nobody even talks about that stuff seriously anymore

The tranny you're crying over is getting gangbanged in a sex swing every night

>>41378951
Lmao

>>41378879
don't lie to me you say fub but you realy just want someone 6'7" and 10lbs overweight at most

>>41378936
I'm really insecure about this I've been trying really hard to work on some new ones. ill keep training hopefully they'll be novel next time
>>41378932
I do it walking around in public a lot I'm at the point in my crossdressing where I just forget I'm around other people sometimes

>>41378946
maybe thats it. ill put less water and more pasta in the pot next time so its extra starchy

i finally got ice cream :)

>>41378951
this would actually be really good incel bait if it weren't for the fact that most of us are sexually inactive shut-ins

gleen

>>41378959
You don't know who you're dealing with son

>>41378960
how do u just do things idgi. im scared to do anything

>>41378946
you should care, it is within your grasp

>>41378959
i mean 6'7 is average male height

charlie sheen

>>41378946
>what decade is it
OMG IT'S LE CURRENT YEAR, GROW UP. Love is love, chvds, let people enjoy their filthy poop gangbangs where they spread diseases and get dehumanized
>they chose to be not because they couldn't restrain their compulsive lust
it's all a choice, and I'm not saying otherwise. If you fall so easily to the carnal desires, then you are no better than a wild animal
>the stereotype of the gay man as lust-crazed and inhuman from the Reagan admin
stop acting like a stereotype and people will stop treating you like one
and stop talking about based Reagan like you know anything about american politics

>>41378965
strawberry flavour?
>>41378964
woa.... i believe
>>41378959
what are you TALKING ABOUT are you a newfag are you not familiar with my posts. I want a fat guy and I don't care about his height. I've talked all of my exes into getting sleep apnea diagnoses like i am very much about it

>>41378980
you can do what you like, as long as it is good

>>41378946
The most beautiful, most elflike transwoman you've ever seen but with a horrible smell wafting up from her pants

>>41378991
no snickers ice cream bar idk i wanted some peanut

I was playing a game that just came out called sunken engine. its a ship repair/ cleaning game with a lot of mechanics and like lovecraftian elements. It was fun but after an hour and a half I stopped but my game didn't save </3

>>41378988
*checks watch*
Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to learn about the good life from a middle aged woman who spends 12 hours a day on 4chan

MY BODY, MY CHOICE
CHVDS
>gets AIDS
>gets monkeypogs
what the fuck, I can't believe the CIA would infect our gay cummunity with such deadly diseases! OPEN THE BATHHOUSE BACK UP

>>41378997
>peanut
no no banan

>>41378981
why the hell would I care about that I love being a tranny
>>41378988
>based Reagan
i need to lie down in a darkened room this can't be happening to me. this can't be real. I hate this website so much

>>41379000
Checked and that sounds pretty cool you may like this short story
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/te.aspx

>>41379000
u dont sail ships u stay in the lower deck in shackles

>>41379005
we are no longer friends

>>41379004
I mean straight people were full of rot too before we got cures for everything. AIDS just isn't curable

>>41379012
oh if you are saying stealth is not worthwhile then I heartily agree

>>41378991
it will work perfectly and the cheese wont clump up and i wont put in too much salt and something new will go wrong and ruin the meal
>>41378994
i cant tho im scared

>>41378980
just do things little by little. i used to be a full on hikki. for me i started out by going to the supermarket every month then every week then every day and just wandering around. i like the supermarket. then u can practice like talking to people or actually buying something and stuff. one thing I don't like about the supermarket is all the brands I get stressed out trying to pick one out of 7 identical versions of the same product with slightly different sizes and prices

>>41379022
monke don’t say such things
>>41379028
it’s fine you just let yourself go and you can do it

>>41378946
>I don't give a fuck about passing I never have that's cuck shit
hell yeah

>>41379003
you don't even have a watch, certainly not a based watch like mine. My ex boyfriend gave it to me. We never had sex ONCE. It was such an amazing relationship. I miss him
>>41379012
>i need to lie down
careful with the rapid weight loss, don't wanna get the beetus
>>41379024
what makes you think I'm not against hedonism and lack of self control from any other group of people?
it just so happens that the gays are one of the few groups that openly celebrates it

>>41379037
nope its done i will ignore u from now on...

>>41378995
she is a goddess who accidentally incarnated onto earth to me trying to understand what's going on in her mind is as impossible as her trying to understand ours

>>41379046
You mostly talk about being mad at gay people so I just figured

NEVERMIND IT SAVED!!!! i opened the game to get back to where I was and the continue button worked this time

>>41379033
i go to the grocery store often but i feel uncomfortable standing around looking at things so i just try to get out as soon as i can. i will go again tomorrow bc the store i went to today didnt have the beer eui said to get
>>41379037
its not that easy tho!

>>41379058
nah, I've openly and equally shit on drug addicts, stereotypical gays, cucks, cuckqueans, polyfaggots
I don't know why you'd think it's a hate thing, I just want things to be better, but hedonistic cunts don't care

I think the worst thing that's happened culturally in my lifetime is that being online has stopped being weird. You only spend a lot of time online if you're extremely fucked up, and being online makes you worse. The only cure is logging off, and most people won't because they're just the kind of person who spends too much time online. This is only harder for stupid people to discover today as having a social media presence becomes a requirement for entering the commentariate, becoming a public intellectual, etc. This, along with the increased popularity of the internet, has created the "socially normal internet weirdo" who at a meta-ideological level thinks the same way as an incel or an accelerationist but who can't achieve self knowledge because they're distracted by small achievements in life, like having a degree or a job of a spouse. This phenomenon completely explains the twinkchans of the world and at least 80% of posts on X the Everything App.

i meaaan dawgy is lk right about hyperpromiscuity being rly bad
all it does is literally make it very hard for people to find love and lasting relationships
and spread stds of course
studies have shown that for both men and women, the likelihood of ever having a happy and lasting marriage is lower if they've had a lot of previous partners

>>41378991
What's the fattest guy you'd be with then

>>41378997
that sounds so good...... i want to eat peanuts I wonder if I have some. I've been thinking of buying them in bulk and shelling and roasting them myself and just dressing them in whatever I want. could get some vinegar powder or something. could be cool. idk I think the lesbian in me compulsively makes me need to homestead I don't really have any desire for manual labour that's easily done in a factory at scale
>>41379026
to me it's like. people primarily gender me as female which is convenient. outside of that I know what I am and don't really need any external validation of it. you know what I mean
>>41379028
if it's edible it's a successful meal you gotta lower your standards for victory to 0 that way you're always winning
>>41379046
yes yes whatever idk what your problem is I guess it's just standar repper / babytrans syndrome. bummer i hope you grow out of it
>>41379076
maybe try and linger a little bit! check out an aisle you don't usually go down! it's good it builds more confidence than you would think

>>41379076
my recommended beer was weihenstephaner hefeweissbier, it's a very good one for someone who doesn't like beer that much because wheat beers are smooth and easy and tasty

>>41379103
It's basically like if you were homeless but thought your life was great because you were the only homeless person who wasn't fent, and also you could only become a celebrity if you'd been homeless

>>41379102
I don't know that there being multiple targets means it's not hate thing. But it doesn't really matter

>>41379076
Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives.

>>41379109
my take is transness is itself hot on a woman

>>41379106
what are you talking about am I supposed to have a guy I can point at as the fattest possible man deserving of love. I want a guy who treats me nice and works hard to communicate with each other you know what I mean there's a lot of factors outside of appearance right. but yes I tend to go for guys who are bigger than the conventional beauty standard. i like twinks and stuff too! idk appearance is not such a big deal I'm more looking for an emotional connection body types that are attractive are more of a porn thing right

I want a slut gf!
T. 20yo chaser

>>41379114
>smooth and easy and tasty
I am the Hefeweizen of chasers (jaegers)

>>41379128
that's really great I'm not really going to like live my life around something like that though you know what I mean. like that's valid but I'm not really gonna operate around what's attractive that seems kinda exhausting

Bronya's future husband is the guy from the NORF FC meme

>>41379135
Five bucks this is a tranny in five years

>>41379109
>yes yes whatever idk what your problem is
you shouldn't worrying about my problems, they're mine to deal with, and you have no experience with them, they aren't even problems, your ass doesn't even have a job, never had a job, all you do is play gacha bullshit and seek out other earthly pleasures. You're so disconnected from what it means to live in a society. Shut your bitch ass up and stop masquerading like an aloof little based doll who tries to care about others. Worry about yourself first. You ain't a part of any of this. Get a fucking grip, boneyard. I think your weight loss pills are making you cranky. Or maybe you forgot to take your SSRI's

>>41379144
I think we’re just talking across purposes

>>41379134
>I want a guy who treats me nice and works hard to communicate with each other you know what I mean there's a lot of factors outside of appearance right
Extremely femalebrained and all it means is Must Be This Chad to Ride.
Lol

>>41379135
im a slut where it counts (emotionally) but you're a little young for me come back in a couple years

>>41379146
Trannies have been saying that to me since 5 years in the past.

none of you said goodmorning back to me so now i have to have a bad morning

i thought twinkchan and bronya were friends :(

>>41379146
real unfortunately

>>41379109
the grocery stores here arent very big but i will try to explore lol. and try not to feel awkward standing in an aisle looking at the food. bc thats literally why everyones there lol
>>41379114
thats what i looked for but they dont carry that brand. i also wanted to get a bockbier bc it sounds funny
>>41379121
i unequivocally agree with this

>>41379169
Gmorny

>>41379172
lmao

>>41379156
Ok....!
Sorry for not being old and seasoned Ms.Bronya.

>>41379150
LMAO maybe you're right
>>41379155
yes yes whatever go back to your containment board
>>41379149
yabai you're seriously mad about this im glad you're at least crashing out about it explicitly for once instead of taking cheap shots and then running away when someone is like "???"

it is friday evening and there is no cute trans gf to sit on my lap and hug. what is this shit

>>41379169
Good morning

>>41379121
ok im trying to figure out what this means actually. are you saying that words arent hot enough to be as good as actions?

>>41379135
>20 years old
We got a fresh one for Sarah

What do you consider a fetish? Is being a chaser a fetish?

>>41379165
t. tranny
>>41379175
right right like looking at the food is the whole point. check out the bread you can get really good bread there right. god I wish I had bread rn
>>41379179
don't worry about it I'm sure you'll make a strapping chaser when your time comes let's keep doing our best

>>41379146
according to my research pretty much all chasers 18-23 are reppers. i've seen it happen a million times.

>>41379172
only woman in this gen I would consider a friend is Pichu
>>41379180
>ur so mad and crashing out cuz you typed two sentences at me lol
ok dude, go take your ozempig and try to preach at others about being a part of society while being a lazy NEET

>>41379194
at this point, I just want to hug and be intimate with an mtf gf

>>41379194
it's complicated right idk there's lots of scholarship on the topic but I haven't really found any answer that was all that useful to me. i think if anal is a fetish then chasing is probably also a fetish but if bareback isn't a fetish then chasing probably isnt

>>41379199
i would go to a bakery for bread. i should go to a bakery, when im here with my family my dad would buy brötchen every day for breakfast

>>41379204
Sorry

>>41379188
Macbeth says this to himself as he ponders about killing Duncan, he means that thinking about it too much (in context of the play, talking about it too much) is making him lose his courage to do it

>>41379209
okay ill do my best!
>>41379222
that sounds like heaven.... i haven't eaten a good brötchen in forever here the roll culture is totally like soft and floury which is good but I miss the crunch

>>41379216
I'm trying to figure out if being a misogynist and straight means you have a woman fetish

sex fetish

twinkchan is so based

>>41379251
trip on twinkcham

Ok so do girls dont like younger chasers in generals or is it just Ms. Bronya..?

>>41379230
damn ive been outed as someone who buys books but doesnt read them lol. i remember the line about macduff being from his mothers womb untimely ripped tho
>>41379234
i should definitely buy rolls soon. in ny the rolls werent too good but i could get good bagels

>>41379261
what do you mean by young? 24-29 is ideal

>>41379270
well shit, I'm 27. so I have to find my wife before 30

my pcp i chose specifically for trans care didn't know what "srs" meant.........

>>41379279
at least im getting electrolysis now.

>>41379270
I'm twenty.

>>41379302
repper.

>>41379279
They gonna give you that Walmart discount pussy

>>41379242
LMFAO I think so I think for sure. i think being straight full stop is a woman fetish why not love is love maaaan
>>41379261
there's definitely a trend of girls that prefer older but I think most trannies want to date around their same age. my phone always autocorrects tranny to granny I think grannies don't want that at all I think they want the hot young pool boy. as they should!
>>41379266
ny bagels... they say they're so good cause of the bacteria on the baker's hands from the subway... they're legendary

If you saw all of these books lined up in a row like this would you assume the owner actually read them or they're just for display?

>>41379276
i believe in you

>>41379305
hell naur. FFS im more lenient esp bc of price. But for srs I'm getting that ultra premium designer dr min jun coochie

>>41379313
I would assume they are for display, given the copies the owner has chosen

>>41379313
I'd believe the left half of the shelf was read and portions of the right half

how are you a teenager and chasing? like have you even kissed a cis girl yet

>>41379326
probs porn addiction + being reppers. every young (18-23) chaser in the chasergen discord ends up trooning out

>>41379313
normies, who like books, would usually question you first about it in order to make conversation. most normies think making assumptions is rude. shithead judgmental retards like myself would think it’s just for display or some hand me down books

>>41379313
I'd believe it, a lot of chasers I've spoken with seem to enjoy the homosexual non-sexual camaraderie that Tolkien wrote in his books

I wonder what portion of people were first introduced to the concept of trans people on a porn site

>>41379276
u can do it anon!! you're still pre-expiration date. old enough to avoid falling into the repper range and young enough to not fall into the old depressed loser range (30+ chasers). we need more men your age here.

would you believe me if I said I've never seen yarichin bitch club. i wish I had someone to watch it with I've been saving it forever
>>41379313
i would use the complete works of shakespeare to cave in their skull and then my own

>>41378511
Post the pic lol

>>41379341
I learned about it in school and memes. They used to be called attack helicopters and bullied to suicide like Frank Wolf. Now, they’re goddesses with fat cocks and you get exiled from society for messing with them

>>41378534
I found a spicy video of you Twinkie :p
I might have to post it in the trap thread lol

no way the jewlover is back

>>41379326
>like have you even kissed a cis girl yet
No. I dont really talk to people irl a lot and transgirls feel more approachable online.
Sorry if thats soft transphobia or anything. Not the intention

>>41379360
>Memes
Man how old are you

>>41378787
livin her best life waow

>>41378210
I found a video of you running around your house, I posted it in the trap thread lol

>>41379360
feels like when those weirdos who hate jewish ppl post stuff seething about how they're so wealthy and powerful and intelligent. bow down peon it's total tranny victory forever

>>41379342
>>41379314
thanks, that's just the encouragement I needed honestly. I'm behind on some things in life, so I'll do my best.

>>41379366
the only video I ever sent someone was me squirting milk from my tits, so that'd be a surprise
well, sexual nature of course
non sexual nature I'm pretty sure I sent a video of me making horse sounds with the split coconuts, but the chaser I sent that too thought it was cringe

>>41379384
Okay what now. what should I do

>>41379354
Mommynya, are you familiar with American "cowboy" style recipes and cooking videos? White conservative American culture generally views cooking as extremely feminine, but by invoking the mythic-historical images of the cowboy and the frontiersmen, white conservative men can allow themselves to enjoy cooking in a not gay way. You can even see them larp as cowboys in the comments sometimes!
https://youtu.be/oNiZk6P8yoY?si=kX4t25yNkCxzs3cQ

>>41379340
>the homosexual non-sexual camaraderie
the lady doth protest too much

>>41379396
You want me to post it then? I'm sure chasers will love it lol

>>41379396
>the only video I ever sent someone was me squirting milk from my tits, so that'd be a surprise
Please be real

>>41379408
I'm not protesting, that's the ideal situation. God bless Tolkien
>>41379410
I'd rather not be posted on /b/, but you can do whatever you want. I don't really care
>>41379412
I'm sadly not lying

i'm gonna start losing weight strting nnnnnNNNOW
i wanna be cute again i'm too fat

>>41379397
I guess go eat dinner, farmer John just filled your trough.

why the fuck is roach back? i thought he was finally gone

>>41379423
I could devote myself to fixing you lol

>>41379423
Damn, I'll marry you

>>41379435
>rach comes back
>rick comes back at the exact same time, literally within 5 minutes of each other
>after having been gone for a while
sussssss

>>41379423
Well I can't post it here, too spicy lol

>>41379444
What did you get banned for?

>>41379407
oh my god i watched a little and my jaw literally dropped the men are not okay. i think it's okay if their little larps make them happy but I hate that they feel like they have to do all this in order to just enjoy cooking. cooking is literally gendered masculine in a lot of places here because of celebrity chef culture it's all very strange to me. i still can't adjust to American ideas of race either it really is like an island from the rest of the world

>>41379440
there's nothing to fix, I'm not broken
>>41379441
you won't, I'm flat as a board. God gave me the milk glands but didn't give me fat tits

>>41379276
im mid 30s and met my late 20s gf recently
there's plenty of time
>>41379423
post it gamer
>>41379444
post it in the eternal trap thread

>>41379434
who is farmer John....

>>41379452
Superior cowboy coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-IM4iVurVg

>>41379455
taking hops and drinking beer + breast pumping will make them bigger

>>41379340
I used to have a bromance, I miss that dude

>>41379449
Telling someone they had a nice ass

>>41379454
this just makes me wonder if one day there'll be voiced based search engines the same way we have facial ones now

>>41379466
i wanna be camping and wake and drink cowboy coffee, i think i'd be quite content for a few minutes

>>41379460
Your daddy

>>41379410
Are you sure it's not just a random brown twink?

>>41379471
probably

>>41379455
Still will. Plus it's not like you're just your milky tits

Sucks!! That women are into older guys only but ig to each their own.

roach either is lying about having found a video of twinkchan to make her upset because he's a dog retard or he found a video of someone else & he thinks it's twinkchan because he's a dog retard. curious which it is

>>41379482
I'll post it now I guess lol

>>41379456
I shared it with one person, so why would I post it publicly
just do your best to imagine a very jewy long haired girltwink smiling at the camera, spraying it
>>41379468
I'm allergic to beer
I have debated buying a breast pump though

>>41379455
>you won't, I'm flat as a board. God gave me the milk glands but didn't give me fat tits
Just like a wolf

>>41379490
I am also curious

>>41379488
look at it this way man: time fucking flies. use the time you have now to work on other shit. you'll be an unc soon enough

>>41379494
that's fuckin hot

>>41379452
Yeah I figured you like that. Lots of cooking is gendered masculine in the US tbf. It's not a white American thing in general. If you're a white liberal urbanite man, there's a solid chance you have an interest in cooking shaped by celebrity chef culture and the numerous cooking youtubers more or less downstream from J Kenji Lopez alt.

>>41379471
https://voca.ro/1bOWcJ4k6Ne8

>>41379456
>mid 30s
congrats man, wish you all the best

>>41379504
Every suburban dad is waiting for grilling season

>>41379466
see now this makes sense to me this is the full larp it's like a period cooking thing there's ones of ye olde english maide too. but it's weird how it's like. current. the American mythology seems to really want you to believe there are still cowboys in the same way there were cowboys in the early days it's confusing to me
>>41379488
literally not what anybody said please lock in the women here are older than you so they are not looking to date someone your age. you need to find someone your age. atta boy see that wasn't so hard good luck I'm sure you'll find someone cute

well farewell

>>41379456
>has a gf
>is lurking the trap thread on /b/ and asking people to post a lewd video
why are chasers scum

>>41379504
oh my god can we talk about j Kenji lopez alt are you following his divorce. the houseboat. the brand deals. im glued to it he's the most divorced man ever

>>41379521
i should download hinge probably

>>41379521
dont believe everything you’re told on the internet. i lie all the time

lol

>>41379513
oh rightttt yeah grilling is masculine for sure right the butches always insist on doing it at lesbian BBQs. they're always terrified of spiders though so we have to find someone brave enough to drag out and set up the grill for them it's so cute wahhh I want it to be grilling szn already

>>41379509
ty ty
>>41379521
women look at other guys and read erotic novels. why can't I have a little bit of stimuli while we're apart?

>>41379513
White conservative American men (arguably all American men regardless of race, class, etc.) are incredibly gay and weird about cooking in a way that men from incredibly sexist countries, like West African men aren't gay about cooking. I didn't mean to cover all of the territory in two posts. You could probably write a book on this.
>>41379528
I didn't even know he was divorced. qrd?

>>41379540
You're so naughty Twinkie, where did you get that cute swimsuit lol?

>>41379544
you're a scumbag and you're old. kys grandpa

>>41379553
jew on jew violence is crazy

>>41379547
>White conservative American men (arguably all American men regardless of race, class, etc.) are incredibly gay and weird about cooking in a way that men from incredibly sexist countries, like West African men aren't gay about cooking. I didn't mean to cover all of the territory in two posts. You could probably write a book on this.
As a more charitable follow up, chili is an example of a not-gay food that men are allowed to be passionate about cooking heterosexually in America

>>41379560
fuck you where you breathe zoomer

>>41379547
Meanwhile I'm an American man and made myself a big pot of minestrone soup with my own stock as a base because I felt like eating good soup. I also like baking bread.

crazy though, it does look like me (with a tan)

>>41379507
hm. well...
like you said, that'd still only find the source audio perhaps, by doing a text search. but as for matching the actual voice, with a sample the search engine never encountered... that'd be interesting

>>41379569
you're cheating on your gf bc your old limp dick can only stay up that way. i hope your arthritis gets worse

>>41379518
Ookkk. Sorry for being a stinky incel. I'll just get busy so i can be a great partner five years from now!

>>41379582
>you're cheating on your gf bc your old limp dick can only stay up that way. i hope your arthritis gets worse
what are you yappin about ya pimply little shit?

>>41379582
leave the unc alone

>>41379580
I'm a wizard with that shit lol

>>41379595
die chaser scumbag

>>41379561
I found one of you too cry baby lol

rach is on an entirely different level of creep

>>41379504
https://voca.ro/1nHM7i5ADlpG

>>41379581
https://voca.ro/1bgW9l3QSusx

>>41379547
Kenji qrd https://voca.ro/11kJlYoOBtoH
>>41379562
I love chilli i want to meet an old American guy who is passionate about his chilli recipe I think that's cute
>>41379576
I love minestrone soup it's perfect for this time of year right
>>41379581
oh!!! oh!!! I studied this!!!! we're totally working on being able to identify a speaker based on training data in novel samples! the application is like, taking notes for a meeting with annotated speakers from a recording. it's still in its infancy but like yes the way it works is basically you build a model of the internal cavities of the different speakers that produce a vocalisation and then predict which like voice machine so to speak is most likely to have produced the new waveform. it's soooo awesome I hope they don't use it for evil

i am a crybaby and its okay im very mature with my emotions

>>41379603
Just like a pimple on the left... somebody says somethin and you don't like it. and you don't like it, right? is that what it is... ya little pimp. Fuck you where you live pal!
>>41379599
twinkchan do be lookin like a twink in the face

How hard is it to cook homemade ramen? Just got my paycheck and i wanna live it up

>>41379633
>Just like a pimple on the left... somebody says somethin and you don't like it. and you don't like it, right? is that what it is... ya little pimp. Fuck you where you live pal!
You type like an indian

>>41379617
It's so good, plus I made it with a bunch of stuff from my garden or stuff I found on sale, so I got like a gallon of soup for like $2-3

>>41379631
YAY HUSKY hi wolf spiderr

only woman in this gen id consider a friend is krissu

>>41379610
You're so right lol

>>41379617
I did some googling in your absence, and I can't tell if literally any of this kenji lore is true lmao

>>41379645
overwhelming husband material energy radiating from this post it's blinding im too ashamed to even reply to you

Where's all the usual bags that dwell here?

>>41379644
fuck you where you breath!
you type like you hon

no I be looking like that in the body too

>>41379658
i believe it and that's what matters

>>41379667
You could get it

>>41379668
It would be funnier if it's true. There's definitely something going on

>>41379667
how bad are we talkin?
if you keep soliciting rick I can see why isn't he a gay bottom?

>>41379663
husky :)))

>>41379683
right right

>>41379695
i love huskies so much thank u for showing me :)))

>>41379660
It's alright you can reply, I'm more of a hermit than a husband

im gonna clean up these posts, whatever it takes

>>41379134
I'm like 2.5 of this guy would you date me

>>41379679
You would want that BBC

>>41379706
like laozi... that's so beautiful!
do you usually eat seasonally or did you just happen to be craving minestrone? around this time i always start craving some ridiculous soup thats way too much work to just make casually. i wonder what it'll be this year probably solyanka
>>41379726
totally if you were nice and we were emotionally compatible

>>41379686
I’m a lateshit
it’s not bad, but I’m no fertility goddess
I have a big bum and decent hips but das it

>>41379739
do you ever post pics of yourself

>>41379664
oh i thought this was rav i was confused why she was talking like that

>>41379760
yeah all the time!

does anyone want to hit me until i cry

>>41379762
Rachberry

wow without all the tripfaggotry this thread only gets posts in little bursts every ten to fifteen minutes or so

>>41379766
can i see?

>same 6 tripfags in here
>bfags are back
Alright im out ill chase elsewhere

>>41379775
check the archives i dont want to risk a ban right when im at the peak of my game

>>41379767
From the back?

im here too but i dont tripfag anymore. also im not here all the time anymore either i just come here say morny and chat a bit and leave. i think im developing an eating disorder btw

>>41379742
>I have a big bum and decent hips but das it
that's all you need for success and maybe ffs
you're not ugly you have a solid foundation face wise

>>41379790
:< im sorry sobe that's rly tough

>>41379698
I'm going to keep it a stack, as soon as the gender stuff gets brought up, alarm bells go off for me. He and his wife are both rich. One of the most things people do online is project normie social dynamics onto rich and famous couples. I think it's dumb to read the typical "wife out-earns husband" dynamic into that, and lots of people in foodiesnark clearly have an axe to grind about that topic. My guess is maybe divorced, if he's divorced, it probably had to do with addiction, and he definitely kind of lost it for some period of time.

Hiii wulfims <3

>>41379783
what archives? why would you be banned?

>>41379797
im not her lol but this is good bc i dont want to be remembered. but im not her lol but anyway i got to lost 3kgs already so its working. i just need to keep the focus p.p

>>41379801
https://voca.ro/1o3Ax2kTJ8N5

>>41379798
right yes i do think the relapse -> divorce narrative is just more logical but people seem very convinced based on the timeframes of his posting. idk we probably won't ever know the details. i thought the divorce at least was confirmed at this point?
>>41379802
you can get banned at random for posting any kind of image in here, even behind a link :( it'll be back in full swing now rach is back too. sux

>>41379809
oh i thought only sobe said morny soz
wait does that make u berry :<

to lose. god i will never get the cambridge advanced certificate lmao

>>41379813
how far back do i need to go

>>41379794
not really, I'm not gonna do anything to my face because my big features distract from my long midface, thanks for the advice though. I like who I am, I'd rather just focus on things I can passively change

>>41379739
My taste goes seasonally, so right now I'm craving things like minestrone and I'll probably do some butternut squash soon. Maybe something with potato.

>>41379817
dont beat yourself up!!!! ur doing good!!!!
>>41379824
ummm no idea just filter by image and it shouldn't take that long! have you not used archives before? i end up mostly posting on anon lately but there'll be ones on trip for sure

>>41379828
You have a cute face

>>41379815
i say gorny

>>41379838
i use 4chanx but i mainly lurk sorry im dumb. i just wanted to see you and get to know you a bit

>>41379828
that's awesome. wish more girls were like you and liked themselves. guess its just not in the cards to for everyone

>>41379815
no im the brazilian. and if u still dont know its even better lol p.p no need to sarry sorry sobe and berry are two sweet girls!!!

>>41379843
hehe oh yes thats right
gorny sobe
i guess its noon in america
gonoon
>>41379860
:0 piggy!

>>41379866
gorny marie :) it's one but i still haven't really started my day yet. also i'm pretty sure that's not right re the other anon either T_T

>>41379840
yea, a cute girlytwinkface
>>41379853
we all have imperfections, it's all about accepting them and knowing how to deal with them or how to get around them
hopefully they'll get there with age, not many do though, social media has done untold damage to many generations, it's not limited to just young people

>>41379850
go on archived moe, enter the tripcode in the corresponding field, check only with images

I for one could

>>41379830
mmmmm a potato this time of year.... need to start wheedling my local butcher's for duck fat they already think im a freak for constantly buying livers. im trying to cut down on animal product consumption though....
i definitely want to up my gourd / squash / cucurbit game in general i feel like i just default to roasting in something sweet and spicy or MAYBE a soup and it feels like im not giving them the chance they deserve... they have lots of potential i dont want to waste it when they're so seasonal
>>41379850
dont worry about it! lurking is virtuous right im always getting lectured for not doing it enough. yea there should be some in there if you cant find it let me know and ill post or something anything for u
>>41379860
LMAO i knew it was you but it felt rude to point it out. i hope ur hanging in there feels like food stuff just comes with transition sometimes its so lame

Coffee :)

>>41379878
>we all have imperfections, it's all about accepting them and knowing how to deal with them or how to get around them
>hopefully they'll get there with age, not many do though, social media has done untold damage to many generations, it's not limited to just young people
im used to saying girls, but my age demographic is around 27+ and they still have the same issues. explains why you see a lot of women bogging themselves in their 30s-40s to look like a blowup doll

>>41379877
Dx im not beating the dumb bitch allegations
thats ok its friday its basically the weekend
got any halloween plans :0

Why do people treat you badly for no reason

>>41379908
theres always a reason! but that reason is very often absolutely nothing to do with you so theres no point even thinking about it just keep it moving ig. but sometimes its a whole bunch of things and some of them are your fault and some of them arent and its complicated and it sucks

>>41379885
okay i found it you're a total babe wow