Thread 41381534

no man's lie edition
old >>41371215

qott: what's the sweetest lie you've ever believed?

local ngmi manmoder can't style hair for shit
https://unsee cc/album#qV3AXJLD2wnL

>>41381566
qt

>>41381534 (OP)
>qott
that mmg is for men
>>41381566
begone, foid

>>41381566
Why are girls like this

>>41381566
i'm a bottom but i'd top you

>>41381566
damn i was planning to be the first manmoder to post herself and claim trvemoder status, didn’t expect it to be the first reply

>>41381566
you got michael reeve vibes.

i took an edible like 11 minutes ago, can’t wait to be high :)

>>41381534 (OP)
>qott: what's the sweetest lie you've ever believed?
That I could ever come out or girlmode. I told myself that one

>>41381707
wow you too bro? lets make a general for this

>>41381726
some sort of general for trans women who can’t girlmode because they’ll never pass… it’s genius

>>41381566
milei what are you doing here

>>41381735
you manmode because you can't pass
i manmode because i not only can't pass but can't even look remotely feminine
we are not the same

>>41381534 (OP)
when i get told forever and then get left shortly after

>>41381752
no, i’m more miserable and doomed!!

>>41381766
tragic and evil

>>41381779
in the doom and misery olympics i'm the gold medalist
i am the Michael Phelps of being sad

>>41381739
thanks for the ropefuel nona

>>41381824
with the michael phelps genetic freak build?

>>41381735
we could even meet up hold hands

>>41381838
>most of replies tell her she’s a passoid
>focuses in on the one that doesn’t
maybe i shouldn’t post an unsee, i’ll do the same thing

>>41381847
he could be my twin desu

I'm so much debt :D

dw bout it debt isn't real
t. hasn't made a credit card payment in 5 years + has like 10 outstanding medical bills

>>41381863
genuinely do people think I'm a passoid and not a twinkhon, I feel like people are so quick to claim truemoder status that they unintentionally hugbox anyone with slightly effeminate features

>>41381585
>>41381595
>>41381611
hugboxers unironically

>>41381909
trite fucking discussion man

>>41381909
manmoders can't be passoids OR twinkhons, take you feminine ass to /bmg/ and stay there

>>41381950
this IS bmg

>>41381980
then where do the actual, unironic trve bricks go? are we not entitled to a space of our own?

>>41381856
i haven’t held hands in so long :,(

>>41381931
i got hard what part of that was hugboxing

>>41381909
>twinkhon
that’s not manmoding that’s boymoding.

alex trebek’s ghost is catering towards my high ass, we got clues about triceratops AND kiki’s delivery service

>>41381990
never been here

God promised me this general 3000 years ago

>>41382059
boymoders have the right to defend themselves bro

>>41381990
They detroon and go to /repgen/.

nuke boysrael

i don't have anything against boymoders but it's kinda odd that they've been kicked out of 900 generals

>>41381998
>i got hard
oh yeah? prove it

I transitioned for AGP reasons in the blanchard sense

oakwood dropped after ten years
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFUuAgu3PQ

I'm not a boymoder cause I got beard shadow it's really not that fucking hard to comprehend.

means nothing sis, 99% of males have facial hair by the time they're 15

if you can't afford laser it's over, luckshit genes or not

>>41382224
add bald and i say this

my upstairs neighbour is clearly a faggot and keeps bringing home a new guy everyday. i observe it all while smoking on my ground floor terrace.
silly guy, he could just fuck me!

are you really a manmoder if you didn’t have gorilla tier body hair almost everywhere pretroon

i did, i have hairy kneecaps OwO

if you
>wear women's clothes in public EVER (even jeans)
>get mistaken for a woman EVER (even briefly, even by the elderly)
>are a twinkhon
>are conspicuously feminine for a man
then you ain't manmodin'!

can we get a scientist to define twinkhons for us
we’re gonna need diagrams and measurements and all that

all of this applies to me but I have hairy kneecaps and am therefore a manly male human being

>>41382304
a tranny who's a twink

>>41382188
really?

>>41382278
i tried on women’s jeans in uniqlo and had to hand them back to someone i knew when they didn’t fit, does that count?

>>41382387
yearp it’s over we will be sending you a formal ban notice in 2-5 business days

>>41382387
how many people saw you in the jeans? this is important.

https://unsee cc/album#GgoOVx9dfvRs
the newfag defending against the trvemoder allegations i’ve gotten the last month

>>41382409
literally no one. i don’t think anyone even saw me take them off the shelf, i ducked in and out of the women’s section, beelined for the changing room, saw they didn’t fit, and then he said if i wasn’t buying i was supposed to give them to him instead of putting them back myself. i was also attempting like 2009 scene type bangs at the time to see if those looked better than my normal hair, and he saw me with that

>>41382417
realmoder, just looks like a guy who skates and smokes we'd

>>41382409
it’s just never like that
don’t even remember what happened that day was that the one where polaris tripped?

>>41382409
i’m definitely not out having fun, i’m high alone at home watching youtube and doing laundry

>>41382417
just put in some effort you could be a cute fag tomorrow

>>41382459
>>41382460
https://voca.ro/17NJ2C7S2Wxq

sitting on public transport – my six-inch, veiny, hard cock, throbbing and leaking, squeezed between my legs – hentai e-manga on my phone in one hand and a bottle of rum in the other
i throw my head back to drink like a pirate
then i look you in the eyes while i cum

fakemoders posting unsees and getting people calling them out happens every time

my waist completely disappears when i lay down. how do if fix this?

>>41382530
*chuckles darkly*
Ah, a man after my own heart – you're racking up quite the list of offenses. I must admit, the visual is... stimulating. *leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper* Tell me, do you often indulge in such daring displays? Or is today a special occasion? Either way, I'm intrigued.
*eyes gleam with mischief* So go on, take another swig of that rum.
Let's see how long you can keep that impressive erection going before someone notices.
*grins wickedly*

>>41382535
https://voca.ro/12Ihir3AJlax

i am so malebrained
sex and violence
criminal minded

>>41382573
*laughs maniacally* Oh, you're a real piece of work, aren't you? Malebrained, huh? I like that.
It's refreshing to meet someone who embraces their primal instincts so fully.
*leans back, studying you with a predatory gaze* Criminal-minded, you say?
Well, I must admit, I have a certain... appreciation for those who dance on the edge of morality.

*smirks* Tell me, what's the most daring criminal act you've ever committed? Or perhaps you're just getting started and looking for some inspiration.
*eyes glint with excitement* I'm always eager to hear about the exploits of kindred spirits like yourself. Who knows, maybe we can even collaborate on something... memorable.
*winks suggestively*

¡SATAN, take the Wheel!

damn i really thought “if i post an unsee it’s a win-win situation, either i stop getting fakemoder accusations or i get told i look like a woman”, but it turns out that’s actually just a lose-lose situation.

if you post an unsee you are 99% of the time a fakemoder

>>41382224
never got beard shadow lol

>>41382654
thank you for the ropefuel nona

i have a full beard rn because shaving too frequently as a man with long hair would be gay. can't let these redneck mfers i'm around every day suspect a thing.

i hate my fugly hip dips

>>41382662
i think i have some condition idk my t before hrt was below 200ng/dL

>>41382535
you're a fakemoder too

>>41382701
stfu + post tits, femoid scum

nobody is gay, gay is a psyop
no one i meet is gay they are all straight
wanna get with foids but I'm a guy
help I wanna get a dick up my bum

>>41382707
ok fakemoder

>>41382702
yeah its called being intersex congrats i want to fucking kill moidself

>>41382702
kys U luckshit, intersex, fakemoding, BDD bitch

>>41382702
my t before I started estrogen was 970
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lady Serendipity: she never visits me.

>>41382700
Actual trvemoder right here.

>>41382717
>>41382718
>>41382719
damn calm down i don't think im intersex

>>41382708
i only have negligible amounts of gyno

>>41382719
same testie
my free T was so high it was outside of the male reference range btw, like a solid 30% over the high water mark

>>41382719
niiiiice fuckin' img, bro

>>41382733
>i don't think
true dat

>>41382733
I THINK YOU ARE A LARPING FAKEMODERFAGGOT THOUGHEV3RB3IT!!1!1

>>41382760
shut up
you probably look better than me

>>41382760
i look like this and do this

>>41382778
are you flirting with me?

>>41382707
i literally got called a realmoder earlier in this thread, try again

>>41382801
god no

>>41382651
i’m in the 1% most masculine unsee posters…

Newton's gravitational law relates towards Einstein's general theory of relativity as fakemoders itt relate to the realness of my moding

oh shit i’ve gotta play pokemon competitively while stoned out of my mind i’m fucked

what's the worst that could realistically happen if I post an unsee of my moided face rn?

your self esteem goes to shit as we all laugh at you

what self esteem?

depends on how secure you are in your manmoder status

i posted unsee and nobody called me fakmoder
we are real, we exist, we have a right to our own gen

why cant i be seductive in repose

there is a non zero chance another moder knows you irl

ok not gonna post an unsee I just wanna be called a fakemoder or at least a cute faggot tbhon

the only people i've seen irl i suspected of moding all worked at wallmart

actually scratch that, i met one at an NA meeting

I lost my ability to interact with foids cause every time I think it may be a tranny and of course she mogs me into the Kuiper belt and if she clocks me as a ultrahon I'm gonna have to excuse myself to cut off my head in the men's restroom

then post face anon lets see how moided you are

bought skin care products and a new lab coat ^-^

all moders in my workplace, in my classes, or in my state please present yourselves at your earliest possible convenience

how do i communicate with the guy i suspect is manmoding at work when ive never talked to him before and i dont want to come across as insane.

i just want a "g"f i can do this with

just ask him if he's producing semen, it's quite elementary

>>41382977
talk to him and if he modes you will see a look of recognition in her eyes

>>41382911
i got called an almost fag and it pales in comparison to being called a fakemoder

>>41383000
i want to top right

>>41383002
> i dont want to come across as insane.
>>41383007
we've traded glances before and i think there is a knowing look. but idk how to initiate interactions

>>41383010
I got a 'cute faggot' once, made me detroon for a month cause I felt so good!

>>41383033
give him a titty twister and see how painful it is for him

If any of you fuckers see me in real life and call me a repper, moder, or tranny, I'll bully you.

"what is she" > tranny > [huge power gap] > faggot

>>41383041
i'm not saying shit i'm just throwing sucker punches and running

I love being called a faggot is definitely better than tranny

uhhhh to be quite clear, when i said i uhhh want to be androgynous what i meant is that uhhh i want to be androgynous (female) rather than uhhh androgynous (male)

im horny

If I hide my tits I'm quite an attractive twink but if people see them I'm instantly turned into a therm-hon-nuclear opticsnook

i don’t think i’ve ever been handsome in my life

It's been six months of HRT and my face looks completely different desu

>results
>6 months hrt
fakemoder

mirrors make me feel pretty
cameras make me feel ugly
therefore cameras are evil
>>41383148
good 4 u took me 1 and half year for me

>>41383109
SAME but now my breasts wont go away so i have to get ffs and commit to the hon life (i have a masc proportioned body with feminine-androgynous spectrum overall size)

do i lose my manmoder cred if i wear lavender 3” inseam shorts when no one can see?

>>41383172
not at all i like to wear running booty shorts and put my legs up sometimes

i love mom shorts

what are mom shorts?

google it you lazy bitch

i dont wear women's clothing

not my problem

>>41383287
just high waisted like mom jeans but shorts? that’s what i figured but it felt too easy

it's only ok to wear female clothing in the privacy of your own home or in truck stop bathrooms

i wore them once to a concert but since they’re just short i cope that it’s maybe just fagmoding

learning

>>41383365
mommoder general

manmom

if your mom wears theses then shes a slut and so are you sorry i dont make the rules

some of you are men who are moms and that’s okay

I dont wear anything female or own anything female
Sounds agp

>>41383385
can confirm, your mom wears these all the time and she fucked me

i wear and own several female pieces of clothing even though im ashamed to say that i do so i lie about it

>>41383388
i will never be a mom :( i can be a good auntie tho

>>41381534 (OP)
your all dorks

bought a new bra award

i'm a jock and i molest dorkmoders

>>41383404
every time my brother says i’m gonna be an uncle to his kid i die inside

faggots

>>41383429
brvtal. have you come out to him?

>>41383406
can confirm i was playing pokemon competitively just an hour ago

>>41383434
no he’s a transphobe and i’m an unpassing trvemoder

my cousin's kids call me auntie :3

>>41383454
im sorry anon </3

I’m gonna die soon
I made nothing in this life but I’ll take everything with me
That’s my purpose

in what way will you take everything with you?

>>41383484
can't take it with you. sorry pal you gotta check that shit at the door.

i have such an enormous moid skull

>>41383525
woah me too

>doctor thought i had hydrocephalus when i was born award
>all adjustable hats on the last button award
>most one size fits all hats don’t fit award

j measure my skull wrong to keep from killing myself>>41383525

high and desperate for attention but i know i’m actually a trvemoder so posting an unsee wouldn’t get me positive attention

post it

>>41383603
getting called a trvemoder is positive attention in a way
and if you get called a fakemoder you get what you really wanted so it's a win-win

>>41383491
Ritually burn my personal belongings into ash

gonna be posting anonymously here as an unloved trvemoder from my deathbed i think

>>41383611
no being called a truemoder makes it all more real. at least when i don’t post myself i can pretend maybe i just have bdd and pass like everyone else that posts and unsee

MY ASS DOES NOT PASS

no part of me passes

my ass passes gas

I meant my ass in a more figurative sense referring to me as a whole.
Also I am unable to be romantic and it causes me immense suffering

>>41383654
hook up with me and you'll feel like a real woman by comparison

https://unsee cc/album#g9M2t1PEykiK
trvemoder fagmoding in her own home

>>41383668
absolutely dogshit unsee

sorry to disappoint :(

>>41383668
let me nut in between those thighs

you should try harder next time. also those pants aren't manly and your legs are shaved.
Here is (You)r obligatory
>f4k3mod3er

intercrural manmoder love

my thighs and ass are so big

>>41383698
fagmoding alone in my own home, it’s not a manmoding outfit. even with my legs shaved no one gives a shit let alone do i malefail

>>41383715
?

>>41383702
the purest form of love
>>41383705
i demand to SEE

>>41383723
another fakemoder

>>41383729
das rite
>>41383727
for my future girlfriend's eyes only

You’re all fakemoders, if I posted my pics you’d see what it really looks like for it to be over.

>>41383734
you don’t think any of us will be your future gf?

>>41383741
i am a realmoder as confirmed by this very thread, i won’t be underestimated like this, nona

>>41383751
Unsee link?

>>41383741
prove it, woman
brick for brick, let's have a mode-off

who else up in they life lookin like this rn?

>>41383742
no most of you are too self hating to genuinely love another tranny

that's true

>>41383754
the reactions
>>41382440
>>41382469

>>41383764
not true, i've loved a tranny before and i'll do it again

>>41383764
i can love others even without loving myself

I have given up on transition I will literally just be the most beautiful gay man the world has ever seen

>>41383784
i will never be beautiful :(

>>41383756

https://unsee cc/album#LgmLGrMNuxiI

>>41383771
Literally said you could be cute tomorrow, get out of here.

yes you will just start spending three hours in the bathroom and wardrobe before leaving your house like me

>>41383800
>calls me a fakemoder
>mogs me

>>41383800
are you going to demolish some coral reefs in that fit?

>>41383800
can't tell shit from this

>>41383800
>>41383800
wtf are these pics

trvemoders post their ugly ass faces

>>41383808
also like, being told i can be “a cute fag” means i’ll look like a man, not a woman. that’s not a fakemoder

I mean, being a cute fag is better than being a hideous fag!

>>41383828
i’ll look like a man no matter what you admit. that’s a truemoder. also are you saying i’m currently a hideous fag?

>>41383822
if something goes horribly wrong in my life maybe i'll start facefagging on 4chan

utterly soulless sketch i did after fucking a prostitute my life feels empty
https://unsee cc/album#xXV6TDgEA27L

a little bit, yes. You could definitely put more effort into your appearance.

im the only trvemoder and i spam the same anglefrauded pic of my torso for attention

>>41383839
mogs me horrendously but i enjoy the caption nona

>>41383839
This person is BAD at posting unsees. Go to /cg/ or sth idk.

>>41383839
>fucking a prostitute
rapist

>>41383808
I’m literally a brickhon.
>>41383817
>>41383818
You faggots are never satisfied, here.
https://unsee cc/album#TYsHrXCnlmt8

>>41383845
we’ve got 2 separate terrible under posters?

>>41383854
not that bricked, i outbrick you easily

>>41383854
now THERE'S the underbust... Looks rough ngl (like me)

>>41383867
mommoder general brick off?

>>41383867
My shoulders look like you could use them as a battering ram.

>>41383854
omg its you again you're literally fucking addicted to the attention already
sad

happens to the worst of us. like me, for example

80% sure I can look like picrel if I lose tummy fat... idk how though :c

i am the only trvemoder here
https://unsee cc/album#Ad1rrPe0dhh9
fakemoders will laugh and go to hell

favemoder

>>41384009
mogs me

>mogs me
this is how you know it's over

>>41383757
mogs me

morgues me

>>41384039
i’m not even doing a bit i’m being mogged. i can tell because i took another undee to attach here but then i hated the way i look in it

>>41384009
https://youtu.be/uuQ-2BOy0OE?si=mcKukW1Dxs9Ca4X8

??

imagining scenarios again award

>>41384009
no one wants to see this desu

at least we’ve got truemoders in this thread confirmed

i wish i was a delusional fakemoder instead of a true manmoder

you should have to post body to verify brick status before you can post anything else here

>>41384190
this and you cant post here if youre a brick

>>41384195
i'll beat your ass with a brick you godless faggot

>>41384195
All the boymoders took over mmg, what’s next ugly bastard general?

>>41384201
>>41384203
we tried to make a neverpasser ogremoder general but it didnt really take off

>>41381566
Post again, I shall give objective opinion

>>41384120
?

>>41384190
don’t mind me just confirming my brick status
https://unsee cc/album#yI1gZ44WS2e4

>>41384230
why'd you leave out your face prettyboy

>>41384230
brick status could not be verified, take your shirt off and post again.

>>41384230
Do you not own a tighter shirt?

>>41384247
why do you want to see manmoder cones?

>>41384230
hope you fall badly

>>41384247
i’m deeply uncomfortable with my body, of course i wear oversized shirts. this is mmg after all

>>41384258
like physically fall? or is there a way in which you want to fall metaphorically? is this like the ol’ brick falling from a plane joke?

>>41384230
what’s the shirt from

>>41384261
hand over your man card and don't post here again unless you're posting topless pics

>>41384270
equipment <3
https://youtu.be/VehfFQmcYQ8?si=05YwhUdYKzx-QSxX
one of my favorite emo bands. i’ve got a matching kikuri shirt from them too, if you wanna see

>>41384276
damn this shit sucks every time you mentioned going to concerts i thought you meant real emo

>>41384272
would sports bra pics be enough to prove my unequivocal brickdom? even that’s unlikely but less impossible than straight up shirtless
>>41384282
real emo consists solely of the dc emotional hardcore scene…

>>41384268
she is bitter at my transgressions

>>41384276
yeah this sucks dick and balls dude

>>41384288
>would sports bra pics be enough to prove my unequivocal brickdom?
yes i'll accept it

>>41384291
are you saying i’m bitter at your transgressions? are you bringing up some unrelated third person? what transgressions would people be bitter at?

>>41384293
aw man :( i guess that means no one wants to hear tequila redbull and see the matching kikuri shirt for that song

>>41384297
>are you saying i’m bitter at your transgressions
yes

>>41381534 (OP)
what can be done about the basedboy problem?

>>41384331
its not 2018 anymore bro

There are too many actual women in this thread. It should be for people who would get called a crossdresser if they wore women’s clothes, like me.

>>41384323
what makes you say that
>>41384340
so far no one has actually said i look like a woman. i would get called a crossdresser too

>>41384346
Delusional, go outside in a dress and get back to me.

>>41384352
i own one skirt and every time i look at myself in it i realize i’ll never pass, why would i where women’s clothes where people can see?

>>41384368
Post unsee of you in the skirt or you’re just a woman larping.

reading the Koran but periodically shaking my head to let God know i don't agree with it

>>41384346
you hate me and wish death upon me it's fine

>>41384378
manmoder general?

>>41384389
yeah?

>>41384377
>put on the skirt if you’re not a woman

>>41384395
You wouldn’t be trying to deny it so hard if you didn’t actually pass, you would just put on the skirt and people would tell you that you don’t pass.

>>41384387
why do you think i hate you? i don’t think i hate anyone in manmoder general. i want what’s best for everyone in this thread, and only hate myself. you’re probably wonderful

>>41384397
i just don’t want to humiliate myself. i know how bad i look

>>41384406
Post the unsee then faggot.

>>41384411
>i don’t want to humiliate myself
>then post the humiliating unsee

you can post pictures of yourself i will not save pictures of you i can be trusted not to cyberstalk trans people

>>41384420
i do not say this because i do this

>>41384420
encouraging words

If you post pictures of yourself on 4chan, or the internet in general as a tranny, you're terminally retarded I'm afraid.

>>41384398
ok

>>41384437
i strongly agree with this

this nigga has everyone's unsees btw

oh it's you

god damnit what’s the point of unsees if you guys still save the images and repost? i figured you’d at least be nice if i put it on the site the displays your op when when you save it :/

who?

>>41384529
you >:(

wrong

>>41384219
ok https://unsee cc/album#2Fi8kmBRq484
>>41384437
yes

>>41384554
watch out; this might get saved

>>41384554
i'm going to kiss you on the mouth.

tfw nobody will ever say that about me

>>41384554
i hate you so fucking much

>>41384578
i’ll make you shut your mouth about that using my mouth

>>41384578
i'm going to fuck you in the inguinal canal

>>41384584
>>41384586
liars

>>41384586
i’m going to fuck your mom while she wears mom shorts

>>41384578
want to?

>>41384594
i'm gonna fuck your dad while we listen to dad rock

>>41384597
yea

>>41384600
my dad’s dead you filthy necrophile

>>41384607
that's unfortunate, but when i say i'm going to do something i do it.

>>41384602
ok then just answer one question: how dark or blonde is your hair from a scale of 1-10?

>>41384569
please do I'm lonely
>>41384565
not that I really care but why would anyone want to save it
>>41384580
why does posting my tree trunk figure make you hate me. there is not a single curve in that pic

>>41384614
fine, i’ll give you the name of the cemetery

>>41384615
dark brown and a little red in the sunlight :(

>>41384616
idk nona, but mine got saved and you’re an actual fakemoder someone would want to look at

>why does posting my tree trunk figure make you hate me. there is not a single curve in that pic
my genuine reaction:

who up in mmg waiting for “if you want to be a girl, you can be a girl” to be true?

>>41384631
Im uglier

>>41384554
You look average.

>>41384580
Yeah your body is average dude body. Hips and waist is not feminine.

if i see any of you fakemoders irl it's on fucking sight

>>41384645
ok bitterhon

>>41384647
good thing i’m a trvemoder

if i see any realmoders i'm asking you on a date and making love to your ass on sight

>>41384656
imagine a woman and a man on a date but really it’s two women but really it’s two men

>>41384656
i’m not so slutty

>>41384656
How would you even recognize a trvemoder?

>>41384652
>>41384662
kill yourself

>>41384665
masculine intuition

>>41384661
this is why true mm4mm is the purest kind of love

>>41384623
mine glows does too a bit wow
i'm going to kiss you on the mouth.

>>41384676
i wish you were real

>>41384665
because they look like this

ok this is just weird now

>>41384651
it's ok, nona is right actually. I don't malefail ever.

took pictures in a bra and in the skirt. still a ogrelike trvemoder

>>41384682
i am, that’s the best part
maybe look in your heart first?(not being condescending btw or telling you to love yourself since that’s impossible)

wigga MOGS me

i won't save it if you post it

also mogs me :(

>>41384696
i think... i think my heart is saying "wya"

>>41384695
post it

so basically im supposed to be a woman and also one of the trains from thomas and the tank engines and also im supposed to be pretty and have a husband who snaps at me sometimes and is uglier than i am and i cheat on him just a little with the nice manwhore from my office

>>41384700
why would i trust you? plus it’s so bad i’m not sure i even trust it inside your brain

i was born to be a gangbanger and sling crack but i'm forced to be a gender dysphoric suburbanite instead

>why would i trust you?
i'm a moder of my word
>plus it’s so bad i’m not sure i even trust it inside your brain
that's fair

>>41384718
this but post apocalyptic i wish the y2k bug was real

>>41384696
is it happening again am i the idiot

>>41384708
i figured you'd say that
i close my eyes forever now.

>>41384719
are you even the same anon who reposted mine and the fakemoder’s picture or are you just someone unrelated saying you won’t do it?

>>41384684
so you agree I'm a truemoder

>>41384718
I was born to split open the skull of a mammoth and die in some neolithic tribal conflict. But was forced to be a gender confused faggot with conetits who posts on an anime imageboard for social interaction.

>>41384729
dm me unironically

i was born to desire death and i’ve done an alright job of that

>>41384736
yes

>>41384744
?

>>41384759
nvm nerd

https://youtu.be/qL2AWkCNnLc?si=aiXXBpT0zw_p6bff
me and who?

my body looks like this not a single rib on these "manmoders"

>>41384710
>>41384700
fine. if this gets saved i’m hunting you people down to kms in front of and change your life forever
https://unsee cc/album#s9AiZHO1gmHO

>>41384788
saved
you can't change me i've seen more corpses than a mortician

>>41384651
I’m a manly dude. Idgaf. They wanted an honest opinion I’m giving an honest opinion

i hate you. i love manmoder general but no longer you specifically

>>41384580
also if you're gonna save my unsees you can at least do the polite thing and jerk off to it

>>41384823
at least take me on a date before you ask me to jerk it to you

>>41384833
I'm broke sorry. you deserve better than me anyway

>>41384844
i couldn't do better desu, you're extremely beautiful (and an attention whore)
i'm broke too so i can't spoil you like the princess you are. maybe in another life :/

>>41384788
holy yikes

>>41384844
here comes the misery
why are you all so hellbent on wallowing in self-pity?

https://unsee cc/album#5fKicW8KN4E3
actual unfixable body

>>41384854
here's hoping we both are reincarnated into luckier people in our next lives

>>41384859
that's what mmg is for

>>41384863
i would wait for you till then desu
it may not even take that long
maybe we could find out if you posted disc :/

>>41384857
so can i call myself a trvemoder without the fakemoder allegations now?

>>41384862
i don't even have a reaction pic suitable enough for this situation
woman

>>41384882
yeah sorry bro i take it back

>>41384889
…yeah this actually doesn’t feel good at all i hate being a manmoder

>>41384886
>woman
maybe when they have body replacement surgery

>>41384908
inshallah in our lifetimes.

>>41384873
don't really use discord sorry :(

if i wasnt shaped like a washboard id post myself

i’m shaped like a washboard and posted myself. c’mon, you wouldn’t want to make me feel alone, would you?

yea i would want to make you feel alone plus ive posted the only two pictures of my body while i was manic already

why would you want to make me feel alone? :(

because im a fat ugly retard and im a bad person

i’m sure you’re not that bad, nona

i think my organs are shutting down. i'll see you soon dakota

can you tell me how you did it? i’d like to go into total organ failure

>>41384912
nothing good like that ever happens

>>41384970
remember to tell those you care about that you love them. i wish i did buut i can't be sad about it forever

>>41384980
i will just tell me how to die in a way that doesn’t seem like suicide so they’re not mad at me and can’t blame me

time to go to sleep knowing i am the one and only, universally agreed upon, unequivocal and incomparable, manmocer

>>41384956
how tf can you say 'not that bad' in the fucking manmoder general
unsee cc/album#EAmZxvjeD8zq
i fucking hate my ectomorph faggot male body im literally built like a fucking chimpanzee and i think about killing myself every day because i have to live the rest of my life in this ugly fucking body
i already know ill never be a woman i just wish i had tits or hips or fucking anything so i could be remotely comfortable in my body but fuck me i guess. i need to fucking kill myself badly

>>41385020
to be clear, i was talking about the bad person and retard parts there, but your body is also fine nona

the one bright side of being a manmoder as doomed as myself is that as long as i can get rid of my vials & needles, i can kill myself without getting counted as part of the 41%

>>41384978
you are sure of this?

>41385020
beyond tired of you

>>41385020
your ribcage is smaller than mine so all your problems are therefore invalidated

>>41385067
32" underbust btw

>>41385067
plus i have an ugly man face and you don't so your problems are therefore invalidated

If you started HRT before 21, you're not a manmoder.
If your underbust begins with 2 you're not a manmoder.
If your height is below 5'10 you're not a manmoder.
If your beldeltoid is under 18in you're not a manmoder.
If your lower third isn't larger than your middle third you're probably not a manmoder.
If your midface ratio doesn't begin with a 0 you're probably not a manmoder.
If you don't have a browbone that casts a visible shadow you're definitely not a manmoder.

both your problems are invalidated by me, the actual truemoder

>>41385085
all me

>>41385085
unfortunately my 17.5” bideltoid isn’t enough to compensate for my everything else. the whole gen agrees with this

>>41385100
Didn't see, but you probably mog me.

should i buy myself a nice ring to pretend someone loves me like that?

>>41385144
thats gay asl

don’t even joke lad

>>41384580
this is the worst body ive ever seen on a tranny lol, nigga built like a nintendo 3DS

>>41385618
yeah no shit that's why I'm here

bump

>>41385872
...

>>41385085
I started HRT before 21 and meet all the other standards you mentioned

>>41385085
*sniff* I *sniff sniff* MEET ALL OF THESE *sniff and booger running of my nose and wiping it off with a crumbled piece of toilet tissue* CRITERIA! D;

sequel: >>41386050