Thread 41588690

Can you guys tell stories about malefailing? I'm a depressed manmoding gorillahon and living vicariously through these stories makes me feel better.

Ty

>>41588690 (OP)
i hope autumns doing ok. havnt talked to her in fucking ages. since like july 2024. cute art.

very often when i go through security at the airport i get flagged by the scanner machine and they are always confused on if the man or woman should pat me down. they usually decide on the man but its still funny.

years ago i was mascing it up i was in a sweater and a leather jacket and i went to the voice clinic at my hospital clinic to get help with voice training. after checking in i went to the bathroom and there was a female janitor just inside the boys bathroom. she said the women's room is over there and i sort of smiled at her. she then proceeded to physically bodyblock me and repeat that's the womens room while pointing. i sort of scampered over to it and just washed my hands bc im not a woman and don't want to like intrude

i had some friends and friends of friends over the eclipse years ago and one of my friends told me after the fact that her friend who came thought i was transmasc

I was waiting for restroom at restaurant…the men’s and women’s are right next to
each other. Girl in front of me enters women’s restroom, turns and waves me in. “There’s two stalls in here”

>>41588737
this isnt the win you think it is

>>41588698
lol
I don't like airport pat downs. Regardless of it's a man or woman, it feels humiliating, degrading, and I always feel a bit violated after....
>>41588720
oof
>>41588737
kek
>>41588763
:0

a janitor at DFW told me i was in the wrong restroom once. also got catcalled by some frat guys which i guess could count

most of my malefailing stories come from middle school lol, hrt hasn’t undone puberty yet. the most interesting one is
>be me, 13 or so
>at a kinda grimy dive restaurant with my dad and brother
>head to bathroom to piss
>i’m washing my hands as a middle aged dude opens to the door to the bathroom
>he sees me, steps out a bit to check the sign on the door, walks in
>”are you sure you’re in the right bathroom?”
>assure him i am
>”oh okay. i used to have long hair back in the day too”
should’ve been a youngshit :/
anyway, my two malefailing stories since getting on hrt almost a year ago
>picking up groceries for my mom
>she orders them to be just put in her car, and they’re under her name
>i pull into the spot, text the store to let them know
>as the guy comes over to give me the receipt and start loading up the car, he calls me ma’am
probably had that loaded up and didn’t change when he saw me. or i misheard, i had my earbuds in
>at the grocery store for instacart
>just a couple bags of chicken nuggets
>get in line
>i’m behind an older woman with a normal cart full of groceries
>as she’s nearing the end of her cart, she says “i feel bad, the poor girl behind me only has 2 things”
made my week <3

>>41588803
i hate them too, but its not the end of the world. i hate other parts of flying more

>>41588690 (OP)
well one time i went to the dentist and gave the receptionist my clearly male name and she said to "have a seat right over there" miss
in all fairness she couldn't see my face that well because the sun was behind me

>>41588690 (OP)
i came out to my younger sister when we were out snowboarding together. the lifty said “you girls have a good ride” and we laughed about it once we were out of earshot, and then i told her actually he wasnt wrong

>>41588803
I love when men pat me down. They dont seem to check ID so I get away with it.

>>41588690 (OP)
I'm still in college and our dormitories don't allow members of the opposite sex inside, and there's a security guard who sits outside the dorm building. It's happened a few times that the guard has yelled "ma'am where do you think you're going" and then i have to assure them i live inside the building

>>41588690 (OP)
>be 2009
>be me 14 yo
>emo 5'2 105 lbs
>long dark hair

>walking to school
>little girl outside asks, "Dad, is that a boy or a girl?"
>at school we're playing basketball for P.E
>P.E teacher takes me aside in the middle of game to tell me that im literally shooting the ball like a girl
>she explains the method im using is how they teach small children and prepubescent girls who haven't formed upper body strength yet
>she teaches me how to shoot a ball correctly

>try to date emo girl
>she loses interest once she realizes how faggy i am
>SHE ENCOURAGES ME TO DATE OTHER BOYS
>we keep in contact

>get thrown in mental hospital for being emo and dicing up my arm
>bored and playing cards with other kids
>building house of cards
>suddenly my house of cards falls
>proceed to scream exactly like a fucking girl
>they dont even treat me like a boy after that

>get in trouble and end up in juvenile hall on first offense for misdemeanor cause 'merica
>one of only 2 white kids in unit
>we watch movies there a lot
>one night we're watching the breakfast club
>one black kid calls out my name every time someone address Ally Sheedy's character
>Ally Sheedy says in the movie that she "drinks vodka, lots."
>kid says "Dayum, anon."
>everyone laughs

>they bring us to court a dozen at a time
>there's always at least 4 or 5 girls with us
>they generally try to keep the boys and girls as separate as possible
>guards take us up the elevator to court 4 at a time
>they let me ride the elevator with the girls to avoid repeating a trip due to odd numbers in group
>female guard jokes i look harmless
>all the girls laugh
>boy makes fun of me waiting outside of court saying i look like a girl
>one of the girls from the elevator says he's the one sitting with his legs crossed like a girl
>he goes quiet

asking me to be a boy wasn't fair. putting me in the boys unit was wrong. if i went on hormones at 14 like i wanted my voice never would have fully deepened.

>>41588794
i mean thinking a boymoder is a transmasc is kind of a fucking insane W

>>41588843
>be me 5, or so
>"dad mom i wish i was a girl"
>beat within an inch of life
>be me, 8 or so
>crying praying to god that i wake up as a woman
>"dad mom i wish i was a girl"
>beat and humiliated
>be me, 13 or so
>"today i will rep till 22"
>starts hrt at 22
>hon freak
>circus clown freakshow attraction in public
>be me, 25 or so
>probably dead from shotgun shell to my skull
thoughts?

>>41589266
cute, was she cool about it?

>>41589769
All those people working at the ward juvy and court should be buried alive. Just how it should go

i went to the bathroom during a break and the professor told me it was the mens room. did a deep voice and told him i knew.

>>41588816
dfw mention

>>41588816
ughhh like ugh i guesssss i could like count that or like whatever..... ugh.....

>>41588690 (OP)
its easy to malefail in my shithole bc people assume you're girl if you have long hair and ur short. Happened to me before HRT.

>>41588690 (OP)
don't worry it just sort of happens, here are some I remember

>on subway going home from work
>pre everything
>girls chitter chatter and one asks the others what I am and they say I'm a girl
>awkward moment as I wait for the door to open and can't escape

>multiple times at the grocery store
>pre everything
>kids being obnoxious
>maam, lady this and that please give us stamp things to get the toys
>umm wat

>go with neighbor to a clothes market
>pre everything
>he starts trying on a jacket
>stall guy says 'looks good, what does ur wife think?'
>huh wife...?
>looks at me
>another stall
>guy at stall calls me she
>me and my neighbor are confused

>walking home one late afternoon
>pre everything
>guys sitting outside a cafe as I walk past
>otherwise empty street
>they start cat calling
>suddenly feel very vulnerable and rush home

3 years hrt zero malefails

>>41589801
yep, i think she mostly just doesnt care all that much. we arent super close so its not like it had some huge impact on her social circle or whatever and i mean i was already autistic anyway lol so my role as the shy weird older sibling hasnt really changed

I hope all boymoders go bald

>>41588690 (OP)
been asked if im a school girl on the bus + ony of boys in the group that went near me said "isnt it s girl?"