>>24495873Well I said it because the Bible wasnt allowed and I was trying to still dodge the question for comedic effect. But I honestly do appreciate it - the Didache truly is something great.
It's like an ancient handbook for the church - some takes one might disagree with, but with much applied wisdom. "How should people be baptized? Water dunk and Trinitarian formula, but if there's not enough water then sprinkle'. 'How to receive travelling Christians who decide to stick around?' Well if they have a trade they should work, but if they don't, give them something useful to do. 'How much should you give to your pastor?'' Give them the best of everything, and judge the amount by feeling. 'The Bible doesnt specify how often we should break bread; how often should we?' Every week, idiot, and make sure everyone's holy enough to receive.
Read the following bangers and judge for yourself.
"You shall not hate any man; but some you shall reprove, and concerning some you shall pray, and some you shall love more than your own life."
"For if you are able to bear all the yoke of the Lord, you will be perfect; but if you are not able, what you are able that do."
"and every prophet who teaches the truth, if he do not what he teaches, is a false prophet. And every prophet, proved true, working unto the mystery of the Church in the world, yet not teaching others to do what he himself does, shall not be judged among you, for with God he has his judgment; for so did also the ancient prophets."