Thread 23517145

>knock her up
>she can't pilot anymore
There, I just saved the lives of hundreds of pilots and the lives of millions of Irish.

>>23517145 (OP)
So she not only comes back after 9 months, but also got a heir.
Also she probably could just get an abortion lmao.

>>23517145 (OP)
>Implying her hormonal rage wouldn't just make her a genocidal maniac filled with infinite bloodlust
Kek
Clearly never knocked up a broad

>>23517145 (OP)
How are you gonna convince Char to do it though?

Clearly I am the ONLY person on /m/ who seriously cares enough about our brave Federation soldiers and the pale drunken Irish to take one for the team. Where is my goddamn Nobel Peace Prize?

>>23517157
Clone Char, brainwash the clone to fuck her, never tell Char or her it's not Char. If Char finds out then blame the Federation and try to drop Konpei Island on Side 3 as a distraction. Also, gas it. Konpei Island I mean, not Side 3. That'd be barbaric.

>>23517201
I'm sorry which Metal Gear Solid game is this the plot to?

>>23517205
>Amuro is on call as the resident tech advisor
>Calling him will get you extensive explanations on new technology
>Rarely will it be relevant to the mission
>But it always goes on way longer than it should
>He sends you deliveries via Haro

>>23517232
>Every gadget includes a camera

>>23517154
Wars in Gundam are notoriously short. You would have three months tops to get back into shape after giving birth no way that's happening.

You've obviously never watched a Tomino show.
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>she can't pilot it
says who? her newtype fetus probably could too

>>23517705
Let's assume the fetus has fetal alcohol syndrome and can't pilot shit.

>>23517145 (OP)
>Pulls a 007 to sneak into her base to knock her up with the power of UNDERSTANDING.
>Some months later.
>Her maternal instinct to defend her baby kicks in so hard that she becomes some Godlike, Newtype pilot that can solo most battles.
>Even her unborn child awakens as a Newtype in her womb and helps her shoot Space Magic lasers from her Qubeley's funnels.
>Starts winning so much that she unifies space under her banner and turns the UC continuity into After War Gundam X by dropping a colony on every major city.
Congrats, OP. Thanks to you we don't have to suffer through Unicorn again.

>>23517407
>never watched a Tomino show
That's a good thing

>has pregnancy cravings
>wants Chik-fil-A breakfast
>it's too late by the time you pull up
>colony gets dropped and millions of people die because they cut off chicken biscut sandwiches and hash browns at 10:30 a.m.

>Knock up Haman

I'll stop you right there, the answer is no.

>>23517802
You don't want to put her out of commission as a pilot and wait on her and and foot and be at her beck and call for 9 months? Shame on you.

>>23517809
Given how Zeon usually works, the kid would probably double-cross her and kill her from the womb

>>23517813
Realistically it will just give her gestational diabetes and some real nasty stretch marks.

>>23517145 (OP)
That would have to happen like midway through the Gryps Conflict for any effect. If you forgot, Haman doesn't do much piloting in ZZ until the last 5 episodes. The colony drop still happens whether or not she can pilot a mobile suit.

>>23517822
>nasty
Pleb.

>>23517145 (OP)
>imply her body wouldn't have a way to abort your parasite

>>23517145 (OP)
I volunteer for this arduous undertaking. No need to thank me.

>>23517809
Maybe all Fa needed were bigger tits...

>>23517205
>>23517232
Now I really want a Kojima written Gundam.

>>23517145 (OP)
You didn't come up with this and he'd also have to creampie Mineva

>>23518136
That's just Gundam Wing.

>>23517154
>but also got a heir.
Nah, she would smother it in a postpartum hysteria

>>23517145 (OP)
Didn't stop Marbet

>>23518142
Nah, Wing isn't even that batshit insane, plot wise.

Char's unwillingness to step into leadership positions and unwillingness to compromise his autonomy and make himself vulnerable single handedly let the earth sphere into disaster
He just needed to have sex with Haman and steer her onto the right path as the sub leader of Axis

>>23517145 (OP)
Who the hell would do her? A butch lesbian? Ew..

>>23518194
>He just needed to have sex with Haman and steer her onto the right path as the sub leader of Axis
So he just needed to be the bottom then, since Haman's a top

>>23517154
I will just pump another baby into her then whenever she feels the warlust

>>23518367
This. Haman would never tolerate doing doggy style. Tell that other anon to forget about it.

>>23518432
>Not happening

>>23517279
>explains to you at LENGTH the different camera settings and functions
>you can have a thumbnail of first-person mode in third-person mode and vice versa
>he gets really upset and confused if you try to disable it

>>23518450
>implying she has a choice
>implying she would want to stop you in the first place
Like most women in UC gundam, knocking them up would fix them.

>like haman back
>she stops liking you
yjk she's a fucking bitch like that

>>23517145 (OP)
Why do you want to create a newtype ubermensch?

>>23519010
Is being a Newtype genetic?

>>23518183
Maybe not, but there is an absurdity in Wing for how many times people or factions change sides. The funniest to me is Treize who was literally at war with the Romefellers and then immediately assumes control over them right after because he feels like it

>>23518155
I subscribe to this

Reminder that Haman is a good mom and wouldn't smother her baby in a fit of postpartum rage.

She would probably smother the baby's father instead.

>>23519220
That's not a face a brat should be making, she needs correction for the sake of Zeon's continued survival and future or whatever she said when she was proposing to Char

why can't hamanfags just disappear out of existence? They can't understand women for shit and their cumbrained stupidity has long stopped to be funny

>>23519389
women are pretty easy to understand, the problem is understanding itself. mass literacy was a mistake

>>23519389
Why is /m/ incapable of having harmless funny threads? Like its a joke. Calm down. This board has no sense of humor.

>>23519467
>its just a joke bro i didn't actually want haman to put on latex and whip me haha

>>23519389
>understanding women should turn you gay!
Nope that's just your exclusive problem

>>23519530
YOU'RE RIGHT IT WASN'T A JOKE THAT SOUNDS AWFUL, HAMAN! IF YOU PUT ON LATEX AND WHIP ME I WILL SUMMON A DEMON TO HAUNT YOU!

>>23519579
anyone want to interpret that scene? why was haman scared of judau's stink eye

>>23519582
Remember when her and Scirocco were blasting Newtype ghost projections at each other in Zeta but now Judau scares her? What in the goddamn.

>>23519589
Haman got complacent after the Gryps Conflict because with the Titans destroyed and the AEUG crippled from the battling she figured she'd have no real opposition left and could just relax and drop as many colonies as she wanted.

>>23519530
It's not a joke, of course I want that.

>>23517145 (OP)
fetus deletus

>>23519732
Mashymere...

Who tops here and why? Quote Tomino in your answer.

>>23519908
It doesn't matter in zero-g.

>>23519931
You can't have sex in zero G you won't be able to get a boner.

>>23519938
how about you back that up with a source

>>23519908
Neither because Haman isn't Nanai.

>>23519978
I found this.

>>23517145 (OP)
All Judau had to do was fuck her brains out and she would have folded. She wanted it super bad but since Judau is a fucking eunuch we got what we got.

>>23519998
A man who can summon a psychic demon ain't no eunuch. You calling Dozle an eunuch???

Haman's pussy isn't fleshy enough for char.

>>23520013
Back that shit up with a source or fuck off.

>>23520019
We all know Char's type

>>23520033
>be aryan
>lust over brown girls
what causes this

hot pink pubes

>>23519987
The absolute state of Nanai's pussy

>>23520204
Desire to conquer, mostly. It's less about their brownness and more about being "other". Same reason yellow fever is a thing. And it's not something limited to white dudes either, "other" women are often seen as exotic the world over. Basic human instinct really, conquer the other tribe, take their women, and see them driven before you.

>>23520309
Thank you Anon who I assume is British.

>>23520313
The british are an inversion of that, they want to see their women taken.

>>23520372
Thank you Anon who I assume is Indian.

>>23517145 (OP)
>ultra motherly instinct haman
That would not end well at all.

>>23517145 (OP)
Haman is too old, she has no eggs left.
Why do you think Glemy was using clones!?
>>23519908
Gravity clouds your judgement, there's no "top" or "bottom" in Space, much less when we get NewTypes involved.

>>23520469
>Why do you think Glemy was using clones!?
Because he himself is a gene baby just like his sister?

>>23520721
>just like his sister?
>sister
Huh?

>>23520724
Both puru and glemy are gihren's gene babies

>>23519579
Judau strikes me as the type who'd try everything and anything at least once.
>>23519589
She wasn't ready for it. She knew what she was up against fighting Scirocco, all she knew about Judau was his aura felt similar to Char's and Char was never that potent of a Newtype. She's not the only one who gets freaked out in that scene either. Puru has a mini meltdown, Beecha and Elle are freaked the hell out, and even Glemmy senses a horrible pressure. Scirocco never projected his ghost over an entire city.
>>23519998
If Judau was a little bit older the conflict would have been done in episode 22.
>>23520724
Glemmy and the Purus are half-siblings.

>>23520469
She's 22 in Double Zeta.
>>23520766
>If Judau was a little bit older the conflict would have been done in episode 22.
Nah, he still would be like "the older people in charge shouldn't just cause all of the grief and destruction".

>>23520900
Ten years TOO OLD

>>23520905
Ah, you're one of those. Ew.

Giving Haman what she wants is exactly the kind of mistake that makes everything worse. Feddies gave her a whole Side and she ordered a colony drop the day after. Maternity would just turn her into an even more psychotic bitch she already is

>>23519126
My favorite is when Quatre hears about how great pacifism is and decides to go to the Sanc Kingdom to help them not fight and immediately throws a guy out of the cockpit of a mobile suit.

>>23519998
>Judau is a fucking eunuch
He's a teenage virgin. He doesn't understand the signals she's giving him.

>>23517154
Being pregnant is a powerup in UC. Marbet and Beltorchika were saved by their babies.

>>23521008
Why didn't Uso or Oliver impregnate the rest of the Shrikes to keep them alive?

>>23520910
But the sex, though!

>>23520749
They actually cloned loli Hitler the absolute madmen

>>23520910
giwtwm

>>23520906
Looks like that one Anilist shitposter has arrived. Hunker down everyone.

>>23521087
Judau could've had sex at any moment just by asking Elle.

>>23521347
Judau has way more respect for Beecha than Beecha has for him

>>23521365
That's why he should have banged Beecha instead

>>23521365
I was sincerely flabbergasted that up to the fucking last episode Tomino had Elle throwing herself at Judau, right in front of Beecha no less.

>>23521112
Haman imitates everything Char does, right down to trying to date others who are way younger than her.

>>23517145 (OP)
Sound strategy OP. Just one problem:
>Haman will never fuck your virgin ass

/thread

>>23521415
Beecha was just a needy brat needing correction all along
>>23521432
She knew what she really wanted, her mistake was settling in the first place

>>23521148
>Anilist shitposter
Who?

AkumatsuT...probably

>>23521625
>her mistake was settling in the first place
This. Standards must be held up. Fight for judau's love.

>>23521432
ZZ is perfect

>>23520766
Scirocco's NewType "pressure" was passively strong enough to make Char miss multiple shots on a capital ship with the Mega Bazooka. It's silly that she would act in that way in ZZ. She could be shook, sure, but not break like that.

>>23523868
Judau's pressure burst was totally unexpected and Haman's mind was anything but focused in that precise instant. That is totally different from what was happening with Scirocco, when she was set in full battle mode already

Guys are putting more thought into the writing of ZZ than the writers of the show ever did.

Haman in ZZ was going on about some nonsense of creating a Neo Zabi family as her legacy but what did that entail exactly? Get Mineva knocked up ASAP, when she has a son get knocked up by him ASAP and then have the future Zabi family be her descendants?

>>23525253
It's easier to defend that she cried because Judau rejected her again. Yep It's that simple.

>>23517154
Well another baby it is then!

>>23521008
>Fuala goes to kill Marbet
>Senses Marbet's unborn child
>Has an aneurysm because the concept of pregnancy is so foreign to her it might as well be alien

>>23521058
Marbet would've killed Oliver out of jealousy.

HAMAN KARN LOVE! HAMAN KARN LIFE!!!!!!

>>23528395
It would've been a much better sacrifice than what he actually did

>>23517705
>you fool, you planned to make me unable to pilot but now each funnel is controlled by my unborn heirs!
>uhh doesn't your quebley have like thirty-
>I was on a LOT of fertility drugs. I'm not counting on Char being up for another round, he barely survived the first.

>>23520204
Lalah was putting the newtype link hex on any young newtype boy that got into range. I don't think they got an option to decline.

>>23525255
we live in the future, grandpa, you don't have to keep circulating the same vhs screenshot from 2003

>>23518926
GLORIOUS

>>23531400
VHS screenshot got the soul.

Why the fuck do I love these two so much? Why can't I just be normal and ship Char and Garma?

>>23517155
what does the frog have to do with anything?

>>23517145 (OP)
>marry Haman Karn
>get her pregnant through loving, bed-breaking sex
>give birth to a kid and call him Char Karn II
Universal Century saved and Haman gets to be happy.

>>23521517
>trying to date others who are way younger than her
Nothing wrong with that.

>>23545507
That is the most cucked shit ever.

Imagine her doing some Metal Gear Solid shit where she gives you a shot to override your sperm with Char's and you're shooting out little Deikun swimmers.

>>23517145 (OP)
But could you save America from Japan?

I always thought Kamille x Haman was some crack ship that was randomly thrown in that Haman gag manga.
Reading the novels has enlightened me.

>>23545533
>not the electric zeek
shigga higga

>>23545612
Kamille thinks about his mother during the aborted mind meld with Haman. Its interesting how "mature" Haman is supposed to be for her age when at her heart she is a very selfish and immature person crying over a man who doesn't love her.

>>23545612
Kamille seemed to have a severe case of mother issues in Zeta novels. I find it mildly hilarious how he thought about Rosamia at the end

>>23545612
Holy shit my knees are melting
Kamille knows exactly what's good
I need mommy Haman...

Haman's children are all the people of Zeon.

>>23517145 (OP)
>saved the lives of millions of Irish.
why would you want to do that?

>>23547103
Because they would die off anyway after 0083 ensured an eternal potato famine. It just takes time for them to finish eating each other.

>not one but TWO Haman threads
Not enough! They should change the board to /hm/ for Haman!

Lalah could have saved Haman by being the older sister she needed.

>/a/ had a whole thread up about the WFM AU school manga
>I can't even find raws of this months OL Haman
God has to hate me for a reason.

>>23545631
Maturity doesn't entail immunity from flaws or traumas, you can be a mature person and still be in a very childish denial about something.
Haman was undeniably mature given she was not only being an adoptive mother to Mineva but also Zeon's supreme leader on nearly all matters of importance, and she ended up being surprisingly competent on both fronts.
It's kinda like Kushana, she couldn't get past her childhood trauma and yet young as she was, she was already an accomplished military leader, a strong independent woman and a heroine to her people, both are voiced by Sakakibara too.

>>23548979
I think both her and Char are immature people who both end up leading Zeon for selfish reasons. They dont lead Zeon because they believe in Zeon Deikun or any actual lofty ideas about Newtypes. Haman leads Zeon to get Char back, as soon as he dies in ZZ she is just basically walking though life enough to let Glemy almost win, and in CCA Char is just leading Zeon to get back at Amuro.

They are two sides of the same shitty coin. Char hates himself and thats why they will never work out.

>>23548988
Get a better coin

>>23549195
No, too much has been invested in Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum Drag a Rock on a pier over here.

>>23549833
it's literally her name
ham on can
ass on ass
double ass ass gattai that's how much ass she has

>>23517201
Oh, so that's where full frontal came from.

>>23519995
So this is the real reason Char's mad about gravity?

>>23520204
It's the smell.

(You) can't fix her.

It's a shame that Amuro and Haman didn't interact. It would be funny if they did.

>>23553596
It would end in sex. Amuro loves his strong ladies and will steal Char's woman a second time for the love of the game.

>>23553631
Amuro is passive to women, Haman would rape him than the other way around

I just think that Haman is hot

>>23558200
Mashymre...

sexo

>>23553733
Amuro is too much of a nerd for Haman, she only likes jocks like Char or Jewdough.

Haman has had enough of this gay shit.

>>23518138
so double price then.

>>23520905
based Char.

>>23518367
>>23518442
Haman is clearly a sub though.

>>23545640
Amuro and Char also have mommy issues. Is Judau the only emotionally stable newtype?