Thread 23563697

would you join the feds?

I'd hide the thread.

>>23563710
It's okay, gays are welcome too.

Fuck off glowniggers

Kill feds hang Biden.

>>23563697 (OP)
No.

>>23563697 (OP)
Yes

>>23563697 (OP)
If I join do I get a free Marasai ?

>>23563697 (OP)
Yes especially the Titans draft to Spacenoids

>>23563845
Do I get my own Puru if I join Neo Zeon?

>>23563697 (OP)
Yes.

yes if I was a little war orphan and she molested me every night

Yes, but for Mirai, not Matilda.

>>23563904
If you pass the piloting and assholery exams to bump up to the titans, yes. Otherwise you get a shoddily refurbished GM"II" with the pilot seat's headrest missing.

>>23564643
made for hotglueing

>>23563697 (OP)

Sure, why not. If the doujins are correct you not only have the Fed girls, but also get all the Zeek girls as sex slaves after their iteration of Zeon inevitably collapses from infighting and backstabbing. Win-win.

>>23563697 (OP)
>live on earth
>life is total fucking squalor, fucking zeeks keep annihilating every settlement i try to flee to
>never been to space, figure shit's too fucked on earth
>join the federation thinking i'll get an opportunity in space
>a bunch of grunt bullshit and nearly getting turned to paste by the fucking shockwaves from zaku guns
>finally end up in a mission that takes to orbit, apparently we're going to a side to try and shore up some influence up there
>take the first opportunity to go AWOL once there
>run into some weird bitch who mumbles under her breath at me about some incomprehensible bible shit and tells me to "beware"
>not a problem as i'm not a christfag
>sneak into a refugee transport vessel, already thinking about finding a new life on the moon and maybe getting a job with anaheim or something since i saw some shit in the hangar bay one time
>decently long trip, wondering how the fuck long it takes to get to the moon
>the refugees aren't refugees, they're fucking zeeks in disguise
>we're heading to some asteroid (???) instead of the moon
>hear something about a doberman jockey
>suddenly everyone starts panicking
>something about an anvil taco, i don't speak zeek
>why is there a fucking dom in space
>everyone starts screaming and praying with like three screeching SEIG JOHN on top of their lungs
>hear an explosion
>just wanted to get out of this fucking war and find a cute moon gf

>>23564194
Yes but she will order 66 you if you don't defect to Glemy's faction.

>>23565410
>take the first opportunity to go AWOL once there
This is where you fucked up.

>>23563697 (OP)
Yes.

>>23563697 (OP)
Anon she's a married woman.

>>23565939
Just bc there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

>>23565933
Bio-Haro has a taste for human flesh

>>23564194
Hand out Purus like candy.
Heterogeneousfags on suicide watch.

>>23563697 (OP)
Ew no, Zeon 100%
>char, gato, ramba ral - literally sex machine men

>>23566467
Is that a de-bullpupped EM-2?

>>23566474
Not really? Not sure either.

https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Mobile_Suit_Gundam:_The_08th_MS_Team#Zeon_Assault_Rifle

>>23566485
Yeah, think it's just the grooved... whatever that part at the front is called. Feels like "foregrip" isn't right.

Hamon or Matilda /m/?

>>23566504
Puru.

>>23565939
Every dude, Amuro included, still wanted to fuck her.

>>23566374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faNw-GXefqQ

>>23565939
Just call her mommy, problem solved

>>23566573
Hello Chief Denim :)

>>23566374
>Putting in Gato but not Delaz

>>23565926
That's fine. I'll play along then pull out with her when the civil war engulfs both sides. Will have to work overtime to help her overcome her conditioning but with any luck we'll make it to Jupiter and become space pirates or something

>>23566559
THE SCENT OF A WOMAN NOT A PURU.

>>23566606
Puru is woman enough.

>>23565939
Weren't they about to Mary?

>>23566358
Hnng, thick puru thighs/legs

>>23566467
>kickass mobile suits
Yeah a whole dozen of them for the whole earth theatre. The rest of the troops get a standard tank if they're lucky and a GM ground type if they're unlucky

>>23567028
Yeah, they were engaged, but they both died before they could get married.

Feddie sluts

How about Christina?

>>23566358
glemy could have gotten all men of axis to betray haman if he only gave them a puru wife in exchange

>>23567323
Was he interested in Leina too?

>>23566358
Puru thighs are a miracle of the universe.

>>23566374
Zeon really is for fags huh

>>23567387
That they are.

>>23567397
Maybe for the old fogeies of OYW, but not with Neo Zeon.

>>23567295
I thought so, if Woody died first Amuro could save Matilda and marry her, and possibly have a good happy life

>>23567397
Appreciating men of power for their sexual prowess and might is for those who truly understand the finer things, not flailing around limp wristed like those feddie degenerates. Somebody should drop a colony on you

>sieg Zeon faggot

>>23567406
I prefer the newer consumer friendly model

>>23563697 (OP)
on one hand, piloting an Asshimar would be fun as fuck. On the other, I can pilot a Gouf or even a Gouf Custom or flight type if i'm lucky enough, maybe even a Kapool

>>23566605
Purus leg lock their prey to prevent them from pulling out.

>>23563697 (OP)
I can't say I'm a big gundam fan but from what I can tell the Federation is the least schizophrenic faction. Zeon is pretty crazy, and the remnants/successors are even worse. Everyone else tends to be even weirder.

>>23571505
They were pretty schizo in the Gryps War but as a general rule you'd be right.

>>23571509
There is literally nothing wrong with killing spacenoids.

>>23567591
>Martian Purus
Based. The one in your pic is a boy, though.

bump

>>23571509
The Titans was right about spacenoids

>>23576365
That's not how clones work.... Proofs?

>>23563697 (OP)
I just want to pilot a Gelgoog. If the Feds let me in an aggressor unit then we're cool. Otherwise I'll go put up with all the Puru-fuckers.

Though for my state-mandated Puru I'll wait until she gets some tits first.

>>23581931
>I'll wait until she gets some tits first.
this upsets the puru

>>23581940
And then she killed by some dude in his 20s who was seething over a 16 year old not wanting him.

>>23581946
Legally an adult for several years past under neo zeon law.

>>23582223
Char Aznable told me, "If she bleeds, she breeds." He says Lolita is an instruction manual!

>>23581886
Diana (right), a defective clone of ReZeon supreme leader Alicia Zabi (left), was born with a y chromosome but still looks much the same. The other mars purus pick on him for this reason.

>>23582271
>diana(male)
Can't argue with that I guess. He looks like he has breasts still though.

>>23582271
that's cynthia, not alicia

>>23563697 (OP)
Fuck no, I'm joining Cima Fleet because sexiest woman in all of Gundam.

>>23582668
>Cima joins Earth Federation

>>23582671
Then I'm totally on board.

>>23582676
Sorry no war criminals allowed in the titans. We don't want those with experience and would prefer to train our own from scratch.

>>23563697 (OP)
lol no
I’m Zeon for life

>>23582668
>>23582676
She's be alive in the GQuX timeline wouldn't she?

>>23582290
>that's cynthia, not alicia
Right. Sorry, I'm a little rusty on my AoZ stuff.

>>23576365
>is a boy
out of ten!

>>23563697 (OP)
SEX

>>23582701
Unless the zeeks themselves put her on trial and given how hypocritical the Zabis are they might've done that.

(Never mind that Cima and rest were duped into committing warcrimes under false pretenses).