Thread 42248100

Ponyduel me unless you're a pussy

What, exactly, is a "Ponyduel"?

>>42248111
Two ponies fight out to the death much like the Gladiators in Rome.

>>42248111
I'm guessing its like a soi duel

>>42248111
[x]dueling is competitive game where users quote one another with images of [x]
it originated from soijak party as soidueling but i've seen it in at least two other fandoms as well

Hay that pony is pulling out a Glock!

>>42248121
>quoting each other
What is the point of this duel?

>>42248114
I hate that I know where this is coming from.

>>42248134
fun is the point
i've had fun when soidueling but ponies have much more exploitable content
you can win with quality images or lose if you take too long, use generic filenames, or have boring images

as a bonus you will expand your pony folder

>>42248145
I think it would set a bad precedent on this board.

>>42248100 (OP)
You are too weak, Dashie!

>>42248155
too bad, i was hoping it'd catch on here too

Have I achieved unc status at the age of 20?

>>42248184
what does that mean, I'm scared

>>42248111
>what exactly is a ponyduel???

>>42248204
>>what exactly is a ponyduel???

>>42248184
>Have I achieved unc status at the age of 20?

>>42248184
bruh aint no way unc can't ponyduel :skull:
also fuck jannies for banning me a complete day after i made a post

>>42248211
>>>what exactly is a pony duel???

This thread is nothing but a sharty bunker.

>>42248213
>bruh aint no way unc can't ponyduel :skull:
>also fuck jannies for banning me a complete day after i made a post

>>42248215
>>>>what exactly is a pony duel???

>>42248155
>I think it would set a bad precedent on this board

>>42248216
*this board
start nooooticing

I'm getting too old for this shit.

>>quoting each other
>What is the point of this duel?

>>42248216
>this thread is nothing but a sharty bunker.

>>42248216
>This thread is nothing but a sharty bunker.

>>42248224
>I'm getting too old for this shit.

Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248237
>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248237
They/them? Happy pride month!!

>>42248239
>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248242
>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248237
>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248240
>They/them? Happy pride month!!

>>42248244
>>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248250
>>>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248184
zoomerGODS taking the board as our own

>>42248255
Always has been. Millenialcacas are fleeing to Discord as we speak.

>>42248184
anon, over more than half of the people who use this board are zoomies

>>42248253
>>>>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248257
GEEEG the poncacas are going to the 'cord

>>42248264
Luv me some frog postan on the 'cuck.

>>42248263
>>>>>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248269
b-but... muh oldfag board cuwtuwwwwe! what about the 4cc? nooooooooo!!

>>42248268
>>>>>>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248274
>>>>>>>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248272
>4cc? Never heard of it, I'm just here for the mares bro

wtf is this thread

>>42248283
>wtf is this thread

>>42248283
it's aryan gemerald thoughie

>>42248280
nooooo newfag doesn't have a secrit club scarrrf!! GET OUT NEWFAG WE FULL AND UH YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN LIKE WHOLESOME RAINBOWSHINE!!

>>42248277
>>>>>>>>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248283
>wtf is this thread

>>42248289
>>>>>>>>>>>Called it out, they can't help themselves.

>>42248281
i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248292
>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248293
>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248298
>>soiteens actually like ponies now

>>42248297
>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248298
ponies are sharty culture doe

>>42248303
>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248304
ponies were definitely /qa/ culture, not sure about sharty though

>>42248283
>nuiponi sees a fun thread for once that isn't the same forced 24/7 mare spam on the catalog (arguably the worst thing on here right now) or same dead general
>"wtf... how can i enjoy this???"

>>42248313
ponies were only part of /qa/ in that it was leebait.

>>42248315
yikes sweetie, if it aint about human black men fucking ponies then it isn't /mlp/ culture

>>42248317
God I love fantasizing about myself being fit and desirable.

>>42248312
>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248316
>holy shit, is that a... FILLYFIDDLING GENERAL #5786445655
>MY NUTSACK IS SWOLLEN EDITION!
>i've been so excited for this one anons!

>>42248319
>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248316
nuhuh pony threads were up for hours sometimes
btw is coffee good for you?

>>42248315
Sorry, I don't interact with basedniggers.

>>42248320
kek it's actually like this

>>42248280
checked, 4cc retards are faggots who don’t even like ponies doe (80% of their threads never actually show the /mlp/ soccer team in a match)

>>42248155
>looks at the catty now
shit the man was right

>>42248321
>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248320
Here is my modest proposal to better /mlp/. We need to get rid of all generals:
>OPG/PTFG
Discord Troons ERP generals. Need to go.
>TF2
Gay ERP general. Need to go.
>EAW/TFHG
Offboarders and dead games. Need to go.
>All single character generals (sun, moon, aj, glim, rd...)
Only post a shitty image bump when >10. Need to go.
>Flutterape, RGRE, AIE, My Little Progress
Just corpses at this point. All the good ideas and greens have been made. Need to go.
>Fimfic
Very gay circlejerk. Need to go.
>PPP/CHAG/AI 'ART'
AISlop. Need to go.
>Mindcontrol, Casual sex, Submission, Pregnancy...
Fetish threads. Need to go.
>/Create/
Sold its soul with a shitty rebrand. Need to go.
>CYOA
Dead. Nobody care. Need to go.
>jdb/canterslut
Fetish threads and EQG. Need to go. Other EQG generals too.
>merch
Consoom the thread. Need to go.
>/mppp/
No Woona. Need to go.
>etc.
Only then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, can /mlp/ start anew on solid ground.

>>42248349
>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248312
notice how the chamber is already full of gas before lee pressed the button

>>42248353
Based as sin

>>42248353
>Here is my modest proposal to better /mlp/. >We need to get rid of all generals:
>>OPG/PTFG
>Discord Troons ERP generals. Need to go.
>>TF2
>Gay ERP general. Need to go.
>>EAW/TFHG
>Offboarders and dead games. Need to go.
>>All single character generals (sun, moon, aj, >glim, rd...)
>Only post a shitty image bump when >10. Need to go.
>Flutterape, RGRE, AIE, My Little Progress
>Just corpses at this point. All the good ideas and greens have been made. Need to go.
>Fimfic
>Very gay circlejerk. Need to go.
>>PPP/CHAG/AI 'ART'
>AISlop. Need to go.
>>Mindcontrol, Casual sex, Submission, Pregnancy...
>Fetish threads. Need to go.
>>/Create/
>Sold its soul with a shitty rebrand. Need to go.
>>CYOA
>Dead. Nobody care. Need to go.
>>jdb/canterslut
>Fetish threads and EQG. Need to go. Other EQG generals too.
>>merch
>Consoom the thread. Need to go.
>>/mppp/
>No Woona. Need to go.
>>etc.
>Only then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, can /mlp/ start anew on solid ground.

>>42248355
>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248365
>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248360
it's a holding button

>>42248362
>tamers
forced hay, will never be a crystal

>>42248369
>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248353
you've named all the shitty things
but then what will fucking remain?
should we just burn 4/mlp/ to the ground?

>>42248378
Reinstate April 1st 2025 /mlp/

>>42248100 (OP)
Thanks for the free pony images, faggost

>>42248387
>Thanks for the free pony images, faggost

>>42248376
>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248283
babies quoting others as they have nothing original to say ^:)

>>42248391
>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248392
>babies quoting others as they have nothing original to say ^:)

>>42248378
That's why we need some type of reset on the board. You would think that the time they accidentally wiped the catalog off every board earlier months ago that some new life would grow, instead it's back to the half of the catalog being either shit or dead, living off page 10 bumps, general that are forced or not cared for, unfunny mare spam, and the occasionally crystal thread that pops up that's actually funny but gets shat up because people are so used to hay threads that they don't know how to act

>>42248392
>babies quoting others as they have nothing original to say ^:)

>>42248396
>That's why we need some type of reset on the board. You would think that the time they accidentally wiped the catalog off every board earlier months ago that some new life would grow, instead it's back to the half of the catalog being either shit or dead, living off page 10 bumps, general that are forced or not cared for, unfunny mare spam, and the occasionally crystal thread that pops up that's actually funny but gets shat up because people are so used to hay threads that they don't know how to act

>>42248392
>babies quoting others as they have nothing original to say ^:)

>>42248396
we need to build a new /mlp/ based on sharty model:
-closer cooperation between admins and anons
-more technical availability, like optional IDs, multiple images in one post and sound media
>instead of threads lasting for days for some circlejerk shitheads, there will be many slide threads that will last for few hours typically
>allow raids and dox
>promote /mlp/ specific slang

what else?

>>42248408
HIIIIRRROOOOO ADD THIS NOOWWWW

>>42248408
You can't just allow doxxes, they are illegal. That's like saying: At my house, murdering and raping people is allowed.

>>42248408
tsmt

>>42248408
Add rape features.

>>42248415
this Anon lives in alabama, next to the sister fuckers house in faggotstreet

>>42248415
>noooo that's against the law and that's... le BAD!
>pedos and EPIniggers have rights for privacy too!

>>42248114
Gladiators were professional athletes and entertainers, they didn't fight to the death.

>>42248418
HIIIROOOO! MOOOOT! DO THIS

>>42248415
pony raid and trolling would be very crystally though, although they probably wouldn't allow it desu

>>42248426
what skeletons do you have in your closet? is sans in there?

>>42248415
>That's like saying: At my house, murdering and raping people is allowed.

>>42248434
>invent new /mlp/ specific language
>crystally
i kneel

At my house, murdering and raping people is allowed.

>>42248415
>At my house, murdering and raping people is allowed.
I say this

>>42248443
this unironically i want to ditch this millennial mating ground

>>42248443
>>42248446
it would be so much better for everyone
oldfarts on 4chan would get their peace
sharty's leecopycats will calm their nerves
and us ponteens will get a home

>>42248457
This is how the roman empire ended though

>>42248463
just because it was big doesn't mean it was good
4chan is years in decline and a last few nails to coffin would only do better, just like the roman empire

plus our board will be the eastern roman empire

Let's get to work. I call idea guy.

>>42248393
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248437
I got tons more mlp related ones, these are a work in progress however. If you got any to add or suggest then say so. You WILL start using these when best fit to do so

>New Word Replacement - Definition or what it is replacing

Crystal - a good thing
Boulder - "mid" or in the middle. not good or bad
Hay - a bad thing
Haber - replacement for "shit" or "horseshit". worst of the worst
Crystally - good
Bouldery - mid
Hay Stacky - bad
Habery - shit
Donkey - a chud
Mare - pony (already has been around)
Stable / 'table - /mlp/ board ("It's on the stable/'table)
Horse(Fucker) / 'orse - /mlp/ user
Nuiponi - replacement for "newfag"
Book - replacement for "bump". ("booking this thread" or just "book")
Truthboom - "truth" and "rainboom" combined
Mariant - "mare" and "variant" combined.
HWABAC - from the phrase "he will always be a crystal" (use this on the highest of mares/content)
HWNBAC - from the phrase "he will never be a crystal" (use this on forced mares/content)
Golly - used to express confusion or doubt (might change due to it being related to cozy glow) ("golly, explain")

>>42248525
Literally the dumbest thing I've ever read.

>>42248543
don't worry nuiponi, you'll get it eventually

>>42248543
Gallop to the 'cord Donkey

>>42248525
>Crystal
approved, crystallard. crystal empire will also be a thread full of crystals
>Boulder
not sure that will catch on
>hay
needs more thought
>Haber
i don't know what that word is
>donkey
up for discussion
>mare
not sure i understand
>stable
approved
>horse
not approved
>nuiponi
nupone sounds better to me
>book
bump is imageboard culture doe
>truthboom
crystal idea
>mariant
won't be of use so it won't catch one
>hwabac/hwnbac
obviously approved
>golly
i'd love to implement the word, but won't gain traction in this use, it should be used for surprise or something.
how about "twi" as in making her explain

>>42248525
Also ponydueling, since that's what this thread was supposed to be about

>>42248525
i dont care if its ponified sharty lingo, crystal is kinda cool

>Thread with last bump 16+ hours ago still up
You don't need to make a new board, you faggots could just take this one.

>>42248576
golly? twi? marge?
whatever, what thread?

>>42248591
>>42244730

>>42248595
that seems like general /pol/ly slop, probably not even written by a zoomer

/qa/ won
soot lost
the sharty lost

>>42248121
>soijak party
Stopped caring right there.

>newfag don't know the pasta
Oh no no no...

>>42248525
get rid of hay and make boulder the opposite of crystal, makes the most sense
>>42248558
josh haber is the guy responsible for most of everything post season 6, using haber as a replacement for shit seems like it would fit well
>>42248434
tsmt, ponies still make some people's clitty leak so this would be fun to do

>>42248280
>>42248315
so are millennials mareposters or are they the oldheads hating on zoomer mareposters?

>>42248430
im sure the roman emperor when he watched wanted at least one come out dead

>>42248636
oldfarts will tell you millennials are the honest to god mareposters
nupones will claim they are the crystal saving the stable

so we summon the "Forbidden one" here?

>>42248658
literal who

>>42248658
who? grug or norre?
those are the only basedteen namefags i remember hearing about
grug HAS been starting a lot of failraids against /mlp/ recently, but the lack of striped porn and hatred against ponies might indicate that this is actually a norre thread
i need a professional [thing]faghater to help me out on this

some quick edits, will probably do more higher quality ones later

boulder mariant

>>42248672
Nate S. Norre

>>42248706
>>42248709
absolute crystalards
but i realised the ponspeak will have to come smoothly one word by one, lest it will be forced boulder

now, how to convince the oldpones used to nothing ever happening since 2012 to adopt something this zoomery

>>42248525
literally the most crystal thing i've ever read

>>42248730
start with crystal and boulder and just hammer it into their heads, it’s what rewatchers did with the word mare back in 2021 and it worked for them

>>42248640
Commodus perhaps, but he was a degenerate even by Roman standards.

>>42248114
i hope this royal guard is ok he looks like hes suffering

issa crystal?

>>42248940
Reminding myself here to make of these for crystal and boulder once I get the chance
>>42248986
Needs some work but I see the vision

>>42249020
even doe this isn't a raid and we're just having fun

is this good?
u.pone.rs/KAvnYbUl.png

>>42248100 (OP)
en guarde!

>>42249100
>en guarde!

>>42249106
What the fuck is that?

>>42249106
what

>>42249106
>>en guarde!

>>42249187
yeah that wasn't (us), just one guy
if you don't believe me check /raid/ on the sharty
>>42249196
>is everything that isn't on repeat for the last several years on /mlp/ a raid?

>>42249209
>everything that isn't on repeat for the last several years
ironic coming from a sharteen
you lost the spark of /qa/ years ago

Reminder:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42141826/#42141988_103

>>42249217
>you lost the spark of /qa/ years ago
we know anon...
us basedbronies will save the party though

>>42249229
nhnb is alright but mlpol is a hellhole. boards are in order:
/pol/ with ponies allowed
complain board
sfw random
occupied equestria circlejerk
/g/ but boring
/sp/ but boring
schizo /r9k/ trying to sound optimistically
tranime
/mlp/ but nsfw, actually somehow worthwhile

>>42249209
>Come to my honeypot with malicious JS dude
See pic above >>42249187

>>42249250
>honeypot even though 4cuck is as the most mainstream imageboard the most watched one
>malicious js code even though any modern browser isn't vulnerable against local port scanning
>cryptomining even though my GPU usage is the same
>fingerprinting... yeah, that's a good feature and it's useful for me
i guess on 4chan you can enjoy your paid pass or something

>>42248525
Golly

Most of these are garbage, too many syllables. “Gemmy” slides out the brain so much more easily than “crystally”

Holy shit.
Shartycucks are pathetic.

>>42249020
>>42249355
Just make the /glim/ general yourself man

>>42249229
>mlpol
kek

>>42248298
Can’t speak for anyone else but I used to be a regular here until I wasn’t, mainly because there are only so many times you can come here before it gets stale. I get that the ponies and autism are supposed to keep you in, but I genuinely believe that for most autists here it’s more of a connection to 4cuck’s oldfag board culture rather than ponies, which is why every other pony site is dead as shit

>>42248443
This, so much this!

>>42248443
the jarty was shut down though

never forgetti

>>42249976
No one says this.

i planned to upload a video with sound or a file bigger than 4 MB without using a website that accidentally hosts 'p, but that didn't work
so i instead wanted to put multiple images in one post, which didn't also work for whatever reason

i'm sure hiro will be curious about the possible improvements to 4chan though

>>42250003
Honestly from going on /poner/ I fell out of love with the concept of multi-image posting pretty fast. All it does is make it easier to spam, it doesn't add much of anything to any sort of discussion.

>>42250013
>Sweetie Drops walking in to see Lyra Heartstrings getting her holes filled in by a random stallion from the street

>>42250006
/poner/ feels too much like an image sharing board rather than discussion, but i've never seen the multiple file feature abused
i actually love mlpol's ASPnetchan, it's just to /pol/ly for me

>>42250024
>holes plural
sounds like a tentacle monster to me

>>42250027
you ever heard of hoofing?

>>42250027
>tentacle monster
>lyra sees a stallion with a tentacle cutie mark and goes in lust thinking about all the tentacles that stallion has hidden
damn hentai stallion

>>42248100 (OP)
Ponypussy me unless you're a duel
>Wha- I'm not. Wait what?

>>42250006
>>42250025
its users that use features like shit, on /mlpol/ side, threads are hardly image spam unless its some archiving thread, and multi image is mostly used to avoid multiple posts. meanwhile in /poner/ it quickly turned into porn and other mindless pony dumping. And if no-one feels like discussing in image dumping thread, it easily turns into image dumping only like what threads on /wg/ are.

aryan bvmp

bumpo
>>42249240
I visited mlpol once during the 'cuck shutdown and saw they had foalcon threads, doctooooosss ohhhmygod how is this saving the white race

>>42251238
their most active thread was an interracial fetish thread btw

>>42251238
they're not saving anything, they're playing doll house with wannabe nazi ponies as if they wouldn't go to showers along with jews

>>42248231
how is this still up a day later?

>>42251375
The one that you made? ok retard

>>42251385
Going into the showers with Jews would be the first time they've ever been in one DOHOHOHO

>>42251851
GEG

>>42251862
>GEG

>>42251864
>>GEG

>>42248184
Ay no way bruz just said unc. Sybau in shiet
:wiltedrose: :low battery'

ponies are cute

>>42248490
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248322
Nice ass!

>>42248283
Janitors pet faggots from an off-site buttfuck party.

>>42248100 (OP)
total /mlp/ janny death, may he slip on a vidya butts thread and die

Quality thread

Jesus, this thread is pure cancer.

>>42252602
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42254413
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42251385
>as if they wouldn't go to showers along with jews
I mean both do need shower and delousing.

>>42248121
originated on /qa/ actually, lurk moar newfag.

>>42255336
it actually originated on some random fag's discord server, but they used gigachads instead of basedjaks

i liek this

Kill yourselves cocksuckers

up

я тeбя люблю флaттepшaй

>>42255837
Fuck Timmy gon do?

>>42257160
hey is that a drone above you

May this crystal thread stay alive

>>42252351
>ponies are cute

>>42257549
>Shartyniggers are also bbc spammers
I'm shocked! Well not really that shocked

>>42257944
ywnbaw thoughbeit

>>42254975
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42259206
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42259266
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm done. i forgot to ponyquote. i lose

>>42248100 (OP)
>>42248164
>RD and PP tongue fighting duel

Awful thread I love it

perhaps the best thing soiteens gave us

perhaps the most among us sus impostor gave us

>>42251932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhKB78Cm_44
*distant chirp*

>>42261958
ponies love the taste of salt.

Shut this soicuck shithole of a thread down

>>42262385
/qa2/ lost

>>42248100 (OP)
>>42248283
Gemmy thread so glistening it could lead like a lighthouse the condemned out of the 'cado dimension.
>>42248304
What if the pony is a 'zelligsona thoughever?

>>42248706
Make a 'zellig edit o algo

>>42261958
DOCTOOOOOS are you the same guy from /g/?

>>42263015
since jannies are jannying out, here's the image in a link:
https://u.pone.rs/zzFGKMTu.jpeg

>>42263099
>Weird Al pov
cursed digits

uppeys

>>42262385
>Shut this soicuck shithole of a thread down

>>42248114
is he ok?!

Kill yourselves shartbags