Let's see what's on /mlp/
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>>42252766 (OP)
>"Hello, anon..."

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-eez anon, how'd you fit so much up h-
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>"ANON!"
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ATE ALL THE EGGS!!!?!?!?!"
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>*crunch crunch crunch*
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DOES SHE HAVE IT!? SHE SAVED IT!
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>"we fucked ponies..."
>"and we BECAME them-"
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-atashi wa, utahime da yo, watashi wa, uso janai y-
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-entacle porn, NTR, pony scat, pony spit, pony vore you name it, I goon to i-
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"I WONDER CAN BIGMAC GIVE ME AN-"
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>"ALWAYS, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU!"
>"MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU!"
>"AND LIVE IN HARMONY-"

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>-Celestia you're trying to seduce me!-
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>"--walking day by day in the spirit of God, blessed that we do not have to die, but that we can grow more, and more, and--"
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>click
>-aranteed delivery in 30 minutes, or it's free, and I'll even throw in a biiiig kiss, just for you, Ano-

>>42252995
>It's not delivery, dumb cunt. It's DiGiorno.
>*click*

>It's muffin tiem!!! Who want sa muffin!!!!

>COZY WAS A FRIENDLESS FOAL ON THE STREETS OF EQUESTRIA
>TILL ONE DAY SHE TURNED EVIL AND DECIDED TO OVERTHROW CELESTIA
>NOW SHE'S BEEN STONED, UNSTONED, FORCED TO REFORM AND SENT TO LIVE WITH A WASHED-UP MAGICIAN DOWN ON HER LUCK, DOOT-TO-TOO
>IN HER TRAVELING CART, DOOT-TO-TOO
>WHILE ALSO HELPING HER DO HER MAGIC TRICKS THAT SHE HATES, CAUSE IT'S ALL JUST LIES AND CHARADES
>COZY ALSO PLANS HER DEVIOUS ESCAPES
>IT'S UNICORN TRICKZ 4 KIDZ!

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>C̴̫͉͕̃̂͐ò̸̠̩̙͗́͑̒ ̵̰͈̙͕̻̜̺̘͇̳͊̈́̓͆͝͝a̷̡͍̱͔̬̬͇͑̍̀̃̊̿͊̕ ̷̜͎̟̆̾͌̽͝͝ẗ̴͈͇́͒̿͠ḩ̴̢̛͇̳̘͇̘͎̉̉̾à̶̺͕̦̒̑̈̇͜ ̸̪̩̎͝ń̷͓͓͇̖̞̘͆̈́̍̀̀ă̴͍̥̐̏̎̉̆ ̵̡̛͇̘͙͚̺̆́̋b̴̧͖̥̠̥͌̎̾ĥ̶̤̊͂̋̓͌̈́̾̍͝r̶̟͇̘̊̉̀e̸̡̢̧̨͕͇̺̘̿̋̈́̕ừ̷͖̈́͒͝g̵̼̘͇̱̜̜͇̘͒́͂̇̋̾̚a̶̩̥͙͖̬͋͛̐ͅi̵̛̟̪͗̉͂̀̒̕r̴̢̳̗̤͆̽̔ę̷̧̖͔̺̗̮̀͛̾͛̈̋́̚͜͝ ̵̳͈̝̙͎̯̱̩͖̥̈́̀ȁ̷͉͉̥̖͙̩͈̇͋̐̊̂͘c̸̥̃͐̽̄͑̃ẖ̸̡̗̜̩̮͈͉͝ ̶͚͔̯̪͗̀͛̿̚e̴̦̦̣̮͔̙̗̜̱̒͌̓s̸̗͍̃̀̕͘ͅã̸̧̖͇́̓̄̀͆͝ṋ̷̺̍́̐̍͊͜ ̷̢̳̥̙́̋̊͋̂̊͑ā̵̗̟̬͚̖̐̂ ̸̡̖̬̤̫̇̋͆t̶̯̋̌̌̉̇͊̌͋̆̚h̶̻̟̼̘̙̰͎͈́̊̍a̸̛͉͍̓̚̚ ̵̧̧̘̹̥̱͔̫͈̋̈́͝a̶̰͕̙͚̟͍̻͐͜ǵ̷̱̠̰̟̖̻̜̟̻̥̒̈́̈́̆̀́͐̈́͘ ̷̨̫̯͇͕̄à̷̧̝̺͉̺̣͍̰͌̽̌̿̈̎̚î̴͙̻̮̫̼̓͊̃c̶̢̛̰̼͒̿̽̍̑̋́̄ḩ̵͈̣͚͈̯̏͜e̴̠̙͂̔̓̇͌͊̿a̷̛̼͙͌̂̾̂̊́d̸̛̛̼̪̪̣̺̠͍̗͇̀̽͊̈́̿̈ȟ̸̭͈̙̺̄ ̴̶̷̨̡̰͚̗͙̘̫̩̦̥̞̞͇͖͓̪͚̘̜̳̏͊̈̈̑͊́̈́͌͘͜͝g̵̢̭͙͍͕͈̫̰͌ų̸̨͍͓͓͇̱̼͋̈̓̑̀̕r̷̡̽̈ ̵̨̧͚͉̰̖̉̍̀è̸̱̝̙̝ͅ ̵̛͓̠͇̥̙̱̏̇͊̆̐̉̌Ḯ̸͕̺̟̟̮̞͛o̶̡̡͔̥̱͇̩̬͠s̶̤̝̦̬̹̽̿͆̂̕a̸̫̼͖̜̪̦̺͖͇̳͐̽ ̷̫͖̖̮̘̔̆̊a̷̧͎͇̝͕͉̓͆͊̈͜ń̸̨̧̨̹͈̜̬̫̍̿̃͐ ̸̞̘̒̽͛̈̓C̴͔̖̳͎̼͇͚̥̆̐̉̿̿̄̑̈́̚͝ȓ̵͙̙̻̙͇̺̂̈́̆̉̂̃͆ị̶̧̤̀̈́̒̈́o̵̡͚̼̗̼̻̰͕̽̎̀͛̿͗͠s̵̢̡̖̮̟̯̎d̴̮̗̾͒̓̎̌?̴̞̮͚̣̍̿̓͐̐̌͒̈́͠ ̸͇̙͚̾͐̄Į̸͖̙̬̣͔̠͚̀͛̏̐̏͆͠ͅś̶̛̙̈́̃̓̓ ̵̨͕͇̼̈́͂e̸̟̣͉̪̫̙̿͘ ̵̘͈͉̭̣̳̏̽͋͗͜͜͠ͅa̷̢̬̯͙͝ṇ̶̺̣̮͊̏̈́́̾̉ ̸̡̞͍̖͇͓̠̮̦͛̍͆͘͠͠͠t̷͇͛́-̶̡̡̺̻̤͚͐́̐͊̈́͊̈́ą̵̢̙̝̥̘̰̈̏̾͝ͅn̶͛̒́̉̄͒̈́͝ͅ-̷̡̠̟̖̬̦͖̺͐c̶͎͓̐̆̾̌̓̋̉ř̷͎̬̦̒͋̎ì̴̛̛̱̊͒̂̀̓̾͆͝ö̸̦̳̝͈̯̹̺̙͓̜́͂͆͂̚s̴̠̪͈̦͈̏̎͂͂̑̈͊͊̀d̷̡̧̹̗̞̻͙̮͍́͝ ̷̝͚̪̭̺̬̞̻̊̌̏̊̎͝ͅa̸͈̦̩̬͚͙̖͌̾͆̊̓͛̏̕̚͝ ̴̻̰̦̼̤̙̼̺̮̞͌t̸͔̼͉̣̳̂̈̐h̶̡̡̝̭͚͙̗̀̾a̸̢̗̹͍͙͈̱̖̿͠ ̸͉̉̒̔̕̕͘ä̷̙̙̹̖g̶̤͙̪͉̫͍̤͎̬̽̈́̇́̍͜ ̶͖͍̽͌̈́̈̇͝à̵̹͖́́̐̑̑̒̓̄͂i̴̛̝͙̇̊̒̈́̽̆̔̌c̸̠̬̘͙̃̀̄̄̄́͐̈h̵̢̠̺͈͇̮͒̓ȇ̶͖̞̟̽̇̉̽̍̓͌̚ả̷̝̪͇͑͘͠d̸̨̖̦͖̥̹͒̆͂̍͜͠ͅh̵̢̖̳̼̮̼̗͇̊̓͜ ̸̸̶̛̩͖̙̗̼̻̺̜̪̺̣̭̫͖͉͈͇̃̎͛̒̆̀͂̆͋̀̂̓̒̔͆͆̏̋͑̏̆͠ͅa̷͓̦̎̌̀̔̑́͒̄̚͝ņ̵̢̖̹̮̞̤͓̈́̄͂̚ ̸̦̫͓̙̫͈̒́̆̄͂͛̕͝͝A̷̧̡͕̼͙̰̬̒͗̾̇̾̆͂̏͘t̷̰̠͖̱̠̙̒́̇h̶͔̠̹̯̭͛͑͐͑̐͠͝͠ȧ̴͕̆̈͒̈́͘͝r̶̩̭̘͎͎̎̈́̄̔̂̄͆͆̉ ̵̱̩͓̃̏͋̎͌̐̇͒̕ą̶̜̪͒̈́̓͛̍g̷̝̮̱̜̹̃̽́̈́̄̆͌̈̀͝ù̵̦͈̳̱͇͉̮̞s̸͉̽̈́ ̷̧̗̯̻̙̼͙̭͙̀̾͘͜ȁ̷̡̹̱̑͗̈́͆̈́́̓̚’̴͚̠̰̰͍̖̺̑̀̏ ̸̥̓̀̐̌͝͠M̸̡̞͙̯̹͕̪̪̯̀́̔̆̃͘h̴̯̔̀͐̒͗͋̊́̔i̴̛͔͔̮͚̒́͋̿̑̎͝c̷͇̍͌͗̄̄͝.̷̢̧͈͍̺̯̌̀̆͠͝͝

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>*sluuuuurp*
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>*sluuuuurp*

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>I'M A PONY, I'M A PONY
>I'M A PONY, I'M A PONY, I'M A PONY
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>>42252766 (OP)
>insert random pedophilic post about 2 fillies from the show here

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>>42253073
NO SLURP DONT DO IT DONT KILL THE SMOOTH THREAD A ONOMATOPEIA WAR WILL BEGIN

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>~and the societal effects of the Eponavirus pandemic are still evident to this day~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd1zw-hw8H0
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>Despite all that white Rarity you sure are one black stripe away from being starting to sound like a stupid, stinking, fucking ZIG-
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>Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie, baker and party planner extraordinaire
>One year ago, I got really hurt in a freak icing accident, so my best friend Twilight Sparkle made me into a cool robot pony!
>And if you thought I was full of energy before, wait till you see me now...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asMWMWrQvlQ
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>For real life?!
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>ffffzzzrrttt
>"Fluttershy was last seen getting into the passenger seat of this vehicle, and the last reports we have of its location were on the outskirts of Ponyville. If you have any information on where Anon has taken her, please-"
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>BUT IF WE ARE LIVING IN THE LIGHT, AS CELESTIA IS IN THE LIGHT WE HAVE FELLOWSHIP WITH EACH OTHER, AND THE BLOOD OF LUNA HER SISTER CLEANSES US FROM OUR SIN
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>...
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>*SLUUUUUUUUUURP
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>*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
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>Á̴͍̜̺̻͎̀̽͠Ą̷̧̛̺͓͆̃͗̋̾̈́̔͆͌̈́̈͗͝A̶͍͎̺͔̜̘̘̎̇̏͌͑͛̄͋̋͘Ä̷̡͉̼͚̦̙̘͋́Ą̶̰͙̼̪̰̗̹̈́A̷͕̗̿͋̈́̋̔̌͛̊̾̾̑͘͠Ả̵̡̢̰̀̾̀̓͗̎̓͝A̶̛̩͆̒̉͐̃̃͘͝͝A̶̧̛̫͎̦̫̩̭̐͒̇̽̑̾̀̈́̍̚͝Ä̸̤́͗͊͋̌̑̕Ą̷̠͔͙̭̞̹̍́Ą̸̧̧̦̤̘̰͚̣̳̮̮͛̄͋̎̾̋̌̀̕̕͝A̵̫͚̽̈́̀͜͜Ã̵̼͔̪͓̪͕̠̗̞̳̈́A̴̖̭͈̤͗A̶̡͎̗̝͉̺̘̥͍̿͜A̶̧̛̘͙̙̫̘̳͈̱̱̖̿̾̑̌́̋̏͂̐͘͘͝͝͠A̵̡̡̻̼̪̣̮̳̪͓̙̬͑̾̈́̇̂͂͂͘͠Ă̶̢̛̗̟͖̜̜̱̝̩̜̾̐̄͑͂͂̊̕͝A̷̛̯͉̼̘͕͈͍̟̫̫̦̙͙̽́́́̈́̊͂̃̕͜Ä̸̼̰̩̫̘̩̥͈̋̂̒́̓͂̀́̂̚͝A̷̛̠͆̕Ą̴̭̭̗̮͈̯͉̦̭̯͎̼̃͒
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>TWENTY-TWENTY-TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO GOOO
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>>42253306
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Anon, you can't switch channels when you're fighting /tv/

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>"But Celestia's ass just keeps getting bigger."
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>"So Fluttershy, what's your reason to take home this years title of Miss Equestria?"
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>>42253153
Wow

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>YOU BETTER GET READY TO DIE~
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>>42252803
Too adorable

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>"And next on out travel is the Everburping Cave major entrance. Locals commonly refer to it as the Tartarus Gate for the unpleasant smell of organic matter decomposing at the bottom, manly composed of leaves. Days without wind followed by thunderstorms will often ignite the accumulated gas within into a giant fireball thats is described to be "as terryfing as terrific". The tourism from this spot accounts for roughly a third of the town's income. While filming, our team captured what appears to be one of many practisers of radical sports trying ignite and surf the blast. She have to be fast since nopony can breath down there..."
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>you don't have time to make breakfast. breakfast to g-
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>>42255054
>its another, anon posts b&thro drawn by a tranny episode

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>-BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERSHEDGERSANDCLIPPERSANDHEDGERSAND CLIPPERSANDHEDGERSAN-
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>ATTENTION EQUESTRIAN WORKERS
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"HI, PRINCESS LUNA HERE TO SHARE WITH YOU THE MOST IMPORTANT PRODUCT I HAVE EVER ENDORESED!"
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>"Uh just one more thing, Princess. Can I call you Princess? Because I found that receipt for the wedding cake and that fancy dress you said you loved so much, and your hoofwriting doesn't match hers at all - the real Princess' that is. Also, I coulda sworn I heard you singing about how you could care less for the dress."
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>"Hi Nonny!~"
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…wait what the fuck

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>"My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is what I like to call "the Season 4"!"
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..Think I'll keep it on this channel, haha.

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>she killed her mother at the age of 9. No pony knew at the time, as she came from overseas
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>”what episode of g1 is this? Is this even g1? Eh forget it, I don’t feel like watching it anyways.”
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>I WILL DASH FOR YOUUU
>WHEN THE RAINBOWS ARE GONE
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I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
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>>42252994
...wait return to this channel!

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>"We're gonna be talking about the PENIS!"
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I eololtyly promise, it'll be eololtyly fun!"
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i love play minecwraft and build with brown bricks
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>>42256602
>Equestria is our dark world
It all makes sense now

>>42256602
>rap-[PATCHED]

>>42252766 (OP)
Cause we are the Pony Teens,
Make the homies say ho,
And the girlies wanna scream!

>>42257807
Had to hold myself back from posting him in the /v/ threads

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>It's called clopping, dad! its something every brony does!
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>"I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMEICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FREAKING CHANGELINGS GAY!"
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>...I'm in your house...
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>"But, like... if Berry's over here, then who's..."
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>"...and now a message from our sponsors."
>"Introducing MARES. With this revolutionary product, you can lubricate your mares with ease, wherever you are! But don't just take our word for it, listen to what out customers have to say!"
>"My mares used to get stuck on all kinds of obstacles, refusing to move. Now with with this simple and effective-"
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>Alright contestants! How many times has Anon came inside Rainbow Dash in the past thirty minutes?
>(I guess you can say the sky's the limit on this one, folks!)
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>>42258007
Surely he's not subject to GR15?

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https://youtu.be/q0Gdgb63OQQ?si=cG2ak6pOXpjPmsk8
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>>42258747
Oh ok :) wanna watch a movie?

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>"This human was trying to rape an pony well human what do you have to say"
https://youtu.be/TvqiGU6VPDs?si=n8xbPlbnKPO784h3
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>>42252766 (OP)
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>Yup, them ziggers sure put in a hard days work with the right motivation

>>42257105
It's the most fun you can have while using an app

>Start your animation career today with AnonCoach(TM)

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>"And we're now showing you scenes of downtown Ponyville where there has been fiery, but mostly peaceful protests."
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>>42263924
hey wait a minute why are they all zebras

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>"-Sparkle ignored the flight attendants' warnings and continued offering her manifesto to all passengers. She was subsequently ejected from the airship for littering."
>"Aaand in lighter news, the annual Pinkie Pie Cocaine Cake Festival starts-"
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>>42264068
ZIGGE-

>>42263924
So peaceful...

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Do you or a loved one suffer from chronic pinkie pie brain growth syndrome?
Signs to look for include but aren't limited to, hop skipping, laughing at puns when they normally wouldn't, and occasionally breaking the 5th wall or 6th wall breaking the boundary of space and time
>TV flickers as the ad changes slightly to a more party themed ad
Then your a super duper person and are invited to my birthday party! Don't forget to bring your party hat!
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How it feels to brush your teeth
Stimulate your smile
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>“And I’d like to think… that maybe Equestria will be better after Princess Celestia’s dead, but the fact is, it’s gonna get taken over by her idiotic sister and Twilight’s doofus sister-in-law, and the rest of her stupid family!”
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AAAAAAAAAHHH
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