>>42483831
>>42483848
I am so fucking needy right now it’s fucking crazy. If a pony did this shit for me, I’d (clumsily) start putting the moves on her. Like fuck it, I’m trying to get me some fucking cuddles+ tonight. It’s like 90% confidence anyway, right? My love of ponies has gotten pathological these last few days. I should be asleep right now, but I’m lurking this shithole in the middle of the night so I can blogpost about how much I fucking need a pony. Fucking help.

>>42279878
My parents don't really know because I kind of left them in the dust. My dads off somewhere waiting to croak from alcoholism and my mom is isolated and manic depressive and wont accept help. Both did drugs pretty heavy.

But as far as my new family like friends and what not. Everybody knows. Ive become known as the eccentric crazy guy. I Contracted overseas, I build old cars and trucks and I have a huge collection of bought and built guns. For a lot of people, the pony thing doesn't stick out because it gets drowned out in all the other shit.

I'll say "Fluttershy is best pony" right before I launch a huge fireworks ball from my homemade black powder mortar. Then I'll open up about some conspiracies.

>*click*
>"-Sparkle ignored the flight attendants' warnings and continued offering her manifesto to all passengers. She was subsequently ejected from the airship for littering."
>"Aaand in lighter news, the annual Pinkie Pie Cocaine Cake Festival starts-"
>*click*