Thread 42573832

EMERGENCY MEETING edition

>We're doing another weekend Euro anon meetup.

We want to book the venue for EHM 2026, but we need to pick a date.
The venue is outside Prague, Czechia.

May 1-3 collides with Griffish isles con, so avoid that if you want to include UK anons.

VOTE: https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQXbe3ne

It's happening again!

>>42573832 (OP)
vote if you love mares

>>42573858
Yeehaw!

>strawpoll
Now this is the quality I've come to expect!
IDC which weekend you choose, it's far enough that I can arrange things so I can be there.

I'm so going this year, Griffish or not.

Aw hell yeah

can I come?

>>42574182
Who's stopping you?

As a bong, both non may 1-3rd dates are acceptable.

I would love to come, but I don't even know how my college schedule will look that far ahead

>>42574811
Just cancel your college. No more scheduling troubles.

bump

>>42574811
bitch how is one weekend going to affect your education just be smart lmao

>>42574811
It takes place on a weekend, Nonny. Depending on where you live, the Summer semester might have barely started that month, so you won't have to study for exams then, do you?

My partner lives in Prague, she's not an anon but this is an excuse to hang, would it be a mistake to bring her along?

>>42576472
>hey y'all is it okay for me the normalfag to bring my foid xe/xerfriend

>>42576472
>bringing normie femoid into specifically /mlp/ pony meetup
No, it's not okay and would be a mistake. Let us have our spaces and keep your normie friend hangouts in other spaces.

>>42576472
>long distance discord "partner"
>she
yeah nah

>>42576479
Time to ruin the meet

>>42576484
Would it be better or worse if it was he, because then it would be GAY

>>42576472
>she's not an anon
Sir, this is an anon meeting. I recommend you leave her out of this, then visit her afterwards.

>>42576472
Is she a mare?

>>42576604
she *could* be a mare

>>42576472
Is she cool with sitting in a hot tub with 15 naked Anons?

>>42576666
>6666
>>42547816 is Satan's work

Looks like the date is settled for May 8-10, we'll try to book that.

>>42573832 (OP)
Do I need to be able to speak any Czech to survive in Prague or can I get by just by shouting and gesticulating?

>>42577354
Make sure you can Czech the digits, should some get gotten during the event.

>>42577354
Make sure you know the word piwo.

>>42577354
I managed to get around in Prague just fine by speaking german

>>42579285
Ok, grandpa.

>>42576472
Oh is this like at that one hotel party at mf where one actual woman and two trannies whored out for a bunch of anons?

>>42579502
>actual woman

>>42579502
absolutely

How fucking freezing cold will it be this time?

>>42577577
>piwo
no, it's pivo

>>42577354
Kinda depends on where in Prague, but you should be fine with English for the most part

>>42577354
Mind you, the event is innawoods, all you need to do in Prague is buy beer and get on a bus (or wait for someone to pick you up).

>>42582189
What if I want to speak with the trees?

>>42582216
just say "oh yoooooo"

>>42582189
If there are enough people going to Prague using public transport I would likely be able to get us a bus that would go straight there. That would, however, require a decent time sync, since going for more than one round trip (Friday there, Monday back) would cost a lot in diesel.

>>42582519
What kind of distances are we talking about? Can you get a uber or something without fear for your kidneys around there?

>>42582537
It's about 45 km by car, but getting an Uber is pretty wasteful, since you can get within about 1-2 km using public transport and at that point someone can just pick you up. I'll write down instructions for the public transport etc. at some point.

Are there any actual horse farms nearby (please respond) [serious]?

>>42582546
There is a ranch with plenty of horses not too far (10 min car, 1 hr walk, 40 min public transport + walk) which we could absolutely visit

>>42582555
Awesome! Are there any JTRHNBR mares or fillies there?

>>42582562
From the pictures I can access without a Facebook account it seems there's mostly big horses, but maybe

>>42582541
>since you can get within about 1-2 km using public transport
Oops, my brain was still in full america mode from mare fair.

>>42582562
>JTRHNBR

The what?

>>42582555
Please, discuss it with the farm owners beforehand this time.

>>42582672
>He doesn't know

>>42582719
as one of the Czechs, I absolutely refuse to communicate with the farm owners

>>42582719
I think it will be acceptable to just show up and fondle the horse pussy

>>42582189
OH BOY! Can i get a ride from the suicidal Lunafag again?? TAKE ME TO EQUESTRIA GOOD SIR

>>42582719
>>42582725
I'll see what I can do

Absolute cheapest barebones flight from england is £255, fucking rip off

>>42583757
Which airport? You can get a Ryanair from London for like £50

>>42584126
>book Ryanair
>end up paying 200 bucks anyway for luggage and fees

>>42584292
You wear all your clothes

>>42584292
You don't need any luggage, just book another $50 seat for your waifu plush.

>>42583757
That sounds about right for me too, cheapest flight is 210 euros and it's the only at that price, the others are around 280 to 320.
Don't care though, last year was amazing, I want to fuck around with you guys again.

>>42584126
East midlands, flying out of Manchester brings it down to around £175. Fuck going down to londonistan.
>>42585406
I'm really tempted to go, went to MF this year and it was an absolute blast. Been to UKPonycon in the past and it was kinda meh, EHM seems fun since everyone's 'on-board'. Certainly expected flights to be a bit cheaper though.

Would any other bongs want to meet up the night prior and head out on the same flight? Saves me going to another country on my lonesome and inevitably getting lost/stabbed/eaten. We can get in touch closer to the date, this is more to check interest.

I know nobody, should I go?

>>42586262
Do you *want* to know somebody?

>>42586266
Is it going to hurt?

>>42586273
Only the first time and only a little.

>>42586262
yeah

>>42586262
I bet that famous hacker Anonymous will be there. You know him, right?

I'm considering joining, driving all the way from the north of Denmark.

I am considering joining and driving from baltics. Any tips for a 13 hour long drive?

>>42586316
You can stop at my place in Warsaw if you take me with you.

>>42586458
Its way too early to plan that out, but once shits confirmed, i'll ask in thread if anybody needs a lift for split fuel money or a place to stay for a night.

>>42585813
I'd be down if you're not too far from nottingham

bump

>>42586316
Oh a fellow Baltics chad. I'm definitely planning on flying there though

>>42586897
Oh, not far at all. It's a date, then!

>>42587606
No homo, right?

>>42585813
I'd be interested

bump

so where IS the purposed venue? east north west south of prague? Whats the capacity?

>>42573832 (OP)
I voted for April 24-26 purely because it's slightly less time to wait

>>42588367
Cool, but may 8-11 is already selected as the date.

up

>>42588277
south
~50 people

>>42590422
>75 votes
>50 people max
uhh

>>42590448
75 votes from 40 voters, its multi choice poll

>>42590448
Better be quick.

>>42590457
I am a retard.

>>42588012
Papa is back with the milk!

bunp

>>42587611
Yes homo.

>>42585813
Whereabouts you planning to fly from? I'm assuming London, but just thought I'd ask since I'm up in the north east

>>42591506
That'd put three of us north of Birmingham, so it'd make more sense to head out from there or Manchester, depending.

>>42591543
Ah nice one. Don't need to sort it until it's a little closer like you said before. I'm definitely up for it

You got a loicense for that pony mate?

>>42592037
In fact, I do.

>>42592179
>Sex: Mare
>Snowpity: No
YOU ARE NOT A MARE! FAKE MARE!

>>42592037
I dont need a license. I inherited the ability to own a mare after marrying her.

>>42585813
I'll probably be going from one of the London airports.

Bump

How many attended year?

>>42593635
*last year

Oh, and will the new venue have sauna / hot tub?

>>42593635
28 (we were full)
>>42593651
sadly no

>>42593726
No sauna or tub?!
Dhis is nod :DDD ad all anymore!

>>42593726
How will I make bronies drink my asshole water now?

>>42592401
I assume it means "Sex (with): Mare"

>>42593726
>no sauna, pool or tub
Why even fucking bother

>>42573832 (OP)
Prague? FUCK YES

>>42593735
>>42594711
Bring a kiddie pool

>>42594746
just to be perfectly clear its not in Prague
It's ~45 km south of it

>>42573832 (OP)
Hows living spaces going to be, is it like a barracks kind of thing?

>>42595111
zug zug

>>42594914
this but unironically
do we have water access?

>>42595172
Who needs water?
>CAPTCHA = P0G P 2

>>42595172
Perhaps
I can try asking the venue if need be

>>42595188
ok but don't cum in it

>>42595233
if we have water I'm buying a shitty €200 blowup pool that can fit like 12 anons

>>42595257
The blowup pools here seem to be quite cheap actually. I could get a 3.66m x 0.91m pool for about €60 that seemingly doesn't suck

>>42593726
We're not taking the venue with the creepy owner after all?

>>42595111
4 separate chalets and a big main building.

>>42595770
Which of the beds are suitable for sex with lifesized plush?

>>42595785
Any kind of lewdness is not permitted at this venue

>>42595770
Bagsy top bunk

Dealer anon here?

Just in case, I might take my "camper hatchback" on the journey. Mattress in the back.

>I will probably leave the continent a few weeks before EHM
My fucking timing. It'll be HomeEHM again, then.

>>42597098
Damn. Maybe we can do a video call, like between Mare Fair and Galacon?

>>42597346
and exchange slurs?

Bump.

>>42596144
what about horsing around?

>>42598360
No. No horseplay either.

I have absolutely no social skills nor do I know anyone I could go with, what would be the reason (You) think I should attend?

>>42599067
So that I can watch you spill your spaghetti in real time.

>>42599085
only if you take photos and post them to the thread

>>42599067
Unless you literally shit yourself when spoken to, you'll be fine. If you do shit yourself, go to Mare Fair and wear a diaper. There's always a way.

>>42599067
The fact that you're asking this means some part of you wants to go.
This is the only time and place where you can act irl like you do on the board.
Also you will be forced to sleep and eat and hang out with others 24h so you're bound to socialize.

Boop

>>42599244
Well yeah, I do want to go but Im fucking autistic around people

>>42599790
Man the fuck up. I'm unironically autistic (diagnosed with aspergers in high school) yet I made a lot of frens at MF, just consider you're around your own kind and that you literally can't be too cringe.

>>42598360
Fillysex only

>>42600162
There will be no lodge 13.

>>42599790
Last year there were few people that did not interact with other much but still had fun. I knew like 3 people out of the 24 and I still talked to all others and had fun
So yeah come and have fun, you can always just keep taking pictures and post on the board to laugh about the other autists
Or if you want, post your contact info and we can talk beforehand so you'll know at least someone

>>42600556
How do you know they had fun if they didn't interact???

>>42599067
You're not alone with that. That's a good reason to.

>>42599067
If want to come, even if you are unsure, go for it. Otherwise you will never know what you missed. Besides, we're all friends here, just by using the same board.

>>42600898
No! i hate you, faggot.

>>42600846
Because they want to go again this year

up

>>42601934
It was over before it even began.

>>42602088
Never

>>42599790
Being autistic about ponies with other ponyfags is the entire appeal

>>42601934
>>page 10

>>42601934
How do I get pony to look at me like this?

>>42604027
Show her your massive 2 inch human cock and 5 minute stamina.

1 month until PonyCon Holland!

>>42604308
>Trannycon
Nah, I'll pass

>>42604837
We know Anon, you already said that. Should the rest of us pour one out for you?

>>42594934
i am just excited it´s within my country this time

I should be able to bring freshly brewed cider by the time of the meet.

i am not letting this shit slide...
boomp

>>42605208
oh boy, I can't wait to try some

>>42605054
... were you at the last EHM?

>>42605054
What? There's more than one chrysalisfag in Europe?

>>42606812
There's only one real one, the others are impostors.

>>42607010
>imposters
>in the emergency meeting thread
Very sus...

>>42607114
>emergency thread
>sus activities
It was SOS from the start.

>>42607010
black sus

Don't die, fellow horsefuckers.

>>42608203
desu there is not much to discuss right now, trust the plan

>>42604308
I wish they'd trade time slots with some early con like Epona Fest. Zeist in autumn is pretty miserable.

>>42608203
Oh boy, 6am.

Burger here. I'm not coming to Europe anytime soon. I just wanted to mention that everytime I see this thread's OP I think it's clearing its throat.

Thanks for reading, enjoy the meetup.

>>42609978
Thank you fren. Try not to die from diabeetus or getting shot.

OH FUCKIN SHIT I was bussy lately and missed the thread
Are there still places left? Whats been happening?
(Yellow van suicide driver btw /) xd)
EHM 25 was amazing, I wanna again! ^^

>>42610048
Don't think we have a signup for spots yet. Just us musing about it all after the date was settled.

>>42609834
Is that a fucking slinky I'm seeing on that Linky?!

>>42610239
Yes :)
>>42609674

bump

So any pics from the last years meetup?

>>42611185
yeah, here's when we payed the mares a visit

>>42611762
you guys look like you smell worse than american anons

>>42611766
said a stinky unwashed neet burger

>>42611185
Last year we've had couple of anons who kept updating the thread regularly with cringeworthy pics

>>42612133
>cringeworthy pics
Those are the only pics worthy of keeping. Raw emotion. Unfettered autism. Unadulterated cringe.

do you guys care if im brown? the last two meetups i had planned fell through because they found out i was brown and cut me off

>>42612558
How brown? German brown? Jeet brown?

>>42612558
Ass towards mecca 5 times a day kinda brown?

>>42612572
>>42612582
average for an african american

>>42612588
You'll have to fight the other african american for the spot if he decides to come that year as well.

>>42612558
You mean cut off at pony meetups? Or are you also a furry

>>42612558
we had two darker anons last meetup and I doubt anyone cared
If you're actually civilised and like ponies and not a retarded faggot who is going to nigger shit up then I doubt anyone would care for your skin colour
Except for Wolvan of course

>>42612558
Post hoves

>>42606767
no, i was not but i was lurking last ones threads and decided to go to this one, so this was a very nice surprise

>>42582887
>>42610048
reminded me of this
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/484282/drive

>>42610048
I'm still having nightmares of that trip...

>>42582887
OH YES SIR!
Get in! :D

>>42612558
This >>42612985 no one gives a fuck about your skin color.

>>42612588
>>42612985
Culture matters, not the colour of your skin.

>>42612558
Are you a gypsy?

>>42614851
>Pikey horsefucker
A daring synthesis

>>42614532
Tell me more about your wild ride.

>>42615344
His ride is too wild for you, traveler. You better go to a driver that offers milder rides.

>>42615344
Come and you shall see for yourself :P

>>42614467
I feel honored

>>42613605
My gosh I absolutely adore this pic
She is so hot <3

>>42615520
>Come and you shall see for yourself :P
I will

bump

>>42615520
>>42615804
Oh no, the moonfags are multiplying

Will we get the real PrinceWhateverer this time?

>>42617861
Im coming

>>42617861
We got prince at home. That should be enough.

>>42617166
Speaking of, what are the counts of waifufags/favoriteponyfags per pony?

>>42617939
NTMF but I'd hope Luna has the most for very obvious, completely unbiased reasons.

>>42617939
no rari fags last year, if i remember correctly KEK

>>42617957
Europoors have bad taste

>>42617957
There was one

>>42617939
applewife supremacy

>>42573832 (OP)
I'm going to tie it

We will drink these in Czechia once I'm done with them.

>>42617957
based, may actually go there then

>>42617939
I know of at least one other ponkfag that was present

>>42617939
Every one of us is a Flutterfag

>>42619822
Is it me?

>>42620007
Yes

>>42619772
Looking forward to it, love me some home made cider!

>>42615520
you´re getting me kind of interested. is it gunning it highway speeds on fucked up winding and twisting backroads nearly understeering into a tree every other corner kind of wild? if i end up driving there instead of taking the train i might want to meet up with you and try to keep up

>>42619772
oooh now my already peaked interest is even more so!

Hijacking thread related, but, anyone going to PCH later this month?
Also my only option for hotel is a two beds room so.. the offer's out there.

>>42620591
I've been too spoiled by three day cons, so much so i have a hard time justifying two day cons now.

>>42620591
>PCH
I will be there.
>spoiler
When a PCH thread gets posted, do immediately ask whether any anon who reserved a couple Figi rooms has an empty bed to fill, it could save you some dosh.

>>42620634
Good to hear, thanks, discordfren

>>42620527
Oh its definitelly the backroads drifts, im not even that keen on high speeds
Rarely go over 110kmph even on highways
Also big van feels wobly on uneven roads and turns, so maybe the feeling is amplified for passengers kek

>>42617166
We will be in the milions! We will take over the world!
>:D
(I luv Tia too tho :3)

>>42620922
that sounds pretty fun too
i look forward to meeting you and seeing what kind of shenanigans you can get up to in a vw multivan

up

>>42617166
Yes
>>42620922
>Rarely go over 110kmph even on highways
Whats the limit on highways in Czechia?

>>42622725
>Whats the limit on highways in Czechia?
130kmph
In poland its 140

Now that Mare Fair is being moved to Czechia, how many Americans can we fit into 1 horse stable?

>>42622909
>In poland its 140
And on unpaved dirt roads it's about 160.

>>42622968
about 3, give or take

Speaking of PCH, i got some stickers for cheap (~12 euros for 50 but they sent 76 for some reason) quality seems alright so i'm gonna order some more. Anyone has any particular ones that they want printed? either for PCH or EHM.

>>42623596
"Animal man go home"

For the PCH special

Having anxiety of missing the signup because it seems like so many anons want to go and there are not that many spaces

>>42623596
BASED

>>42623638
me too anon hopefully I can get a place this year

>>42622979
On unpaved dirt roads its whatever you want it to be, there are no police or radars there

>>42623974
LUNA TAKE THE WHEEL

>>42623981
VROOM VROOM

>>42623596
greenman go home so we can shitpost with it

>>42623825
What a handsome fella

>>42623624
Wonder if I'd get banned if I handed it to the furfags
Guess I should wait till Sunday evening

>>42624714
>greenman go home so we can shitpost with it
this

>>42623981
Was gonna send a pic of her behind the wheel but i cant seem to find it... so grab this instead LoL

Shes like
>eeew no the purple one!

>>42625868
ah yeah I remember when you flipped over the van, that was epic

>>42624714
>>42625860
If everything works out with shipping.
These will be available at PCH

>>42625943
>Anon's Etsy shop pictures were something else.
>"Thousands already sold", "millions of users have [the item] in cart, don't delay order today" said his page.

>>42625947
have some more quality shop previews

>>42625892
Oh fuck off xd

I have no idea why 4chan is a retard and did this

>>42625992
You're the retard newfag, Anon. 4chins has stripped metadata including rotation data for ages. Use paint, it actually rotates the image unlike your phone editor that just edits the rotation metadata.

>>42625994
How the fuck do I use paint on my phone?

>>42624714
>>42623624
will print some of these for sure, any other suggestions?

>>42626125
>phone posting

>>42626125
What do you mean how?

>>42625994
Well i know that, it just didnt make any sense why this picture would have originally been upside down....
Maybe my phone is a retard actually

bump

>>42627234
You made the photo with your phone "upside down". Camera in the phone has its "default position" when it's not rotated and it's usually when you hold the phone horizontally and the camera lenses are on the left. If you hold it when the lenses are on the right they actually see the image upside down and the software adds the rotation data that flips it around, just like it does when you do photos in portrait. When 4chan removes that data it flips the photo back to what the camera actually seen and captured and it's upside down.

>>42628059
Oh so it actually saves it upside down and rotstes it afterwards?
I always thought it just saves it the way it should be from the begining
Odd but that wold explain the problem
Well thx for explaining

>>42628456
It shouldn't really be a "problem" since literally only 4chan ignores the rotation

bmpu

Anyone at ponycon uk right now?

>>42629136
No

>>42629588
Guess it's just me then

>>42628018
Man the beach shinanegans was such a fun time
Too bad it was so cold that we couldn't swim :/

>page 10
not dying on my watch

>>42629731
>we couldn't swim
Speak for yourself, it was surprisingly warm.

>>42629731
Honestly, it wasn't the fact that it was cold, the problem was the FUCKING 30 CM OF WATER DEPTH, calling that a beach/river is an overstatement.

>>42629136
There's an applefag around, with a filly in his bag.

>PRE-REGISTRATION TIME

If you want to register for the event, send an email to:
register@ehm.horse

This doesn't guarantee a spot yet, but will put you in the queue for news and actual ticket sales.
Please do not use meme emails like derpymail and cock.li.

The chosen date is May 8-10, venue is secured.

>>42631451
woooohoooooo!

>>42631451
Hell yes

>>42631451
sent :^)

>>42631451
We don't have to dox our real info on this, right?

>>42629136
Yee

>>42631451
Enjoy your 150 TB of bee pornography

>>42631642
You will have to make a bank transfer to pay for the ticket at some point so yeah.
Unless someone can vouch for you.

>>42631642
But right now we don't need your dox, just an email. Tickets will not be sold openly, you will receive a code to order when the sale starts.

>>42631769
>what is Revolut

>>42631801
>revolut
stop forcing it onto everyone faggot

>>42631807
Why? I get €70

LETS GOOO

>>42631451
Its happening

>>42631451
hypaaa!

>>42631807
Well, which free fintech bank would you pick?

>>42632334
How should I react when me approaches me in a forest at night?

Ok, the amount of registrations we got already is crazy. Y'all will get a reply later today.

>>42633724
I know some of us are very capable car sleepers, if that helps.

>>42633724
I have replied to all the emails so far.
If you didn't get it, ur fucked.

>>42633889
Got mine. Now, I just need to work out how to fast forward six months.

>>42633644
You knock yourself out, duh.

>>42633889
Got it, excited!

Up

>>42633724
Giddy up

>>42634814
up up

bump

Good Morning Sirs

>>42636820
Comfy as FUCK

>>42636820
I SLEPT BACK THERE!

>>42636820
I gooned right there

>>42637604
Gooning to mares of course, right anon?

>>42636820
Based Apple flag

>>42637616
Fillies actually

>>42637659
Still better than stall*ons

>>42637673
Stallionfags need to be drowned

I goon to creatures. You will never find out who I am.

>>42637830
Your beak is showing.

>>42633724
>>42633889
Spill, how many niggers going?

Emergency bump from across the pond

>>42638454
(You)

>>42637700
Kiddie pool will be of use then

>>42638855
Thanks amerifren.
>>42638454
I'm racist as fuck in normie life I need to live to afford poni-poni, but couldn't care less about skin color if we both appreciate mares and laugh at same stupid jokes and memes.

>>42639371
Culture over skin color. I'd rather hang out with a black dude that shares all the same values, knows how to have fun, get shitfaced and enjoy pony with the boys, than a white native that has converted to islam for whatever braindead reason.

>>42637623
There was also this

>>42637870
I am bringing my life sized Gallus plushie.

I'm expecting the Blizzard employee to have lost at least 15kg and shaved his head.

UP we go

>>42639582
please do
holy shit
I love griffons so much

What should I bring with me besides my pones?

>>42640360
An actual mare.

>>42640360
Pony plushies
Pony merch
Pony food
Pony porn
Pony games
Pony music
Pony videos

>>42640360
Condoms.

>>42639371
(You) misinterpret my question, what I'm asking is how many anons have applied?

Let's give another bump, though I'm not sure why we're keeping this one alive since there's no news probably for good while?

>>42641519
For the pre registration, so anons who missed it or aren't decided yet have the mail at their disposal
Though I guess we can stop bumping the thread over the weekend and let it die. A new one with actual registration and ticket sales will be made later in the year or next year

How many registered so far?

>>42637830
>You will never find out who I am.
A faggot

>>42641562
>and let it die

never

>>42641618
So here's the thing: we already have over 47 registrations, which is over capacity.

The venue says we can set up tents if we need more people. Car sleepers, this is your time to shine.

>>42641890
>Car sleepers, this is your time to shine.
I could do that.

>>42641890
Euro Horsefucker Camping

>>42641890
>Car sleepers, this is your time to shine
I know of a van faggot who'd camp in there
Might join him if he promises cuddles

>>42641890
I'll confirm as one, that I'll do the car thing.

>>42641890
I could sleep in my car if needed

>>42641890
Can we build a second venue?

>>42641890
I'll share a bed with wolven, I'm pretty sure he was scared of me at MF but I'll prove to him that I'm gentle

>>42642167
And if that fails you can try chloroform

>>42642167
Good idea. Maybe we should all share the bed with wolvan. So he doesn't get cold.

>>42642167
>wolven
There's more than one of those?!

>>42642185
Imagine a hundred little screeching wolvlets.

>>42642206
...huh? Are you implying people don't normally hear a hundred tiny, screeching Wolvans during their waking hours? Just me?
I have tinnitus and hear a loud, high-pitched CRT tv-esque screeching 24/7.

>>42642255
24/7 of pure fully reee'ing.
Must be quite chaotic. Can relate.

>>42642185
I SAW A FLOCK
OF WOLVEN

>>42641890
I can setup a tent for myself so I can sleep with my wife in private.

>>42642476
Do not plap in the tent circle.

For some reason feels to old to attend.
36

>>42642642
You wouldn't be the oldest, but pathetic spikefags are not welcome.

>>42573832 (OP)
>3500km away
Sad. Everything is far away.

>>42642642
At 33 I just don't give a fuck. Be who you want to be, not who some others think you should be.

>>42642694
Self-esteem issues I guess.

>>42642689
Kazakhanon?

>>42642734
No, canary islands

>>42642642
>>42642694
What I wouldn't give to be this young again

>>42641890
>Car sleepers, this is your time to shine.
Its alright I can share a bed with someone, they just need to put up with a lot of tossing and involuntary cuddles

>>42642845
You will be fed and you will be happy.

>>42642642
>36
37 here

>>42642775
EHM 2027 on canary islands?

>>42642775
More like can'tnary islands, amirite?

>>42641962
vanfag here
this is acceptable and preferred

>>42642642
>>42642694
>>42642965
Time to host a bingo panel I guess...

>>42643090
What would we put on the EHM 2026 bingo card?

any /fit/fags? would be fun to get a group together for some hungover running

>>42643150
I'll join.

>>42643150
I'm down

>>42643150
Strength is more my game than cardio, I'd be up for a short run but would rather have an arm wrestle

>>42642642
The only factor worth measuring is whether or not you're a wizard.

>>42643205
Uhhh...

>>42642968
We're racking up the islands we have to visit

>>42643205
Nta but I will be a wizard by the time the meetup rolls around

>>42643090
Unironically, i would love that kek

>>42643090
Bingo with background mares

>>42643015
VERY rude post
>>42642968
I wish

>>42643095
>more than 2 dudes in the same bed/tub
>more than 5 dudes in the same bed/tub
>flabbergasted normalfags
>cars honking at us
>horse stable visit
>porn openly shown
>plushiecon
>deep fryer
>racism

>>42644653
that's not a bingo, that's the EHM schedule

>>42644653
Reminds me I need to sew identifying straps for my mppp plushies.

>>42644570
This is a great idea! Everyone gets a randomized bingo card with background mares and we watch episodes until someone gets five in a row.
hard mode: bingo card has only names and not pictures

>>42643205
That's a bad factor.

>>42644676
>identifying straps
Anon, you should be sewing entire outfits for your filler

>>42645323
15 outfits is gonna be a bit of a project

>>42644662
But only for day one

I hope you faggots are watching the anni aswell

>>42646346
what's an 'aswell'

>>42646513
Im already drunk, meant to type as well, faggot

>>42646686
drinks are sips, don't die

>>42646830
stop me

>>42641890
oh yeah we´re breaking out the old army fieldbed with this one, lads. I´ll gladly take my tent to spare rooms for those who are used to a higher standard of comfort while sleeping

>>42644662
I laffed, thanks anon

Linky lurking on page 10

ATTENTION

>>42652480
Ya got my attention. What's up?

bump

I know you guys are mostly autistchads but i feel like i should mention this because i noticed it with a lot of euroanons at mare fair. please cut your fucking hair if you have a bald patch, dont think for one minute it looks good if you grow it out on the sides, it doesnt you look like a fucking child molester, please just shave it all off, i like hanging with you guys but when youre there with your plush and that god awful hair i want to kill myself

>>42655094
Fuck you

>>42655094
That's what autistic hats are for

>>42655094
no

>>42655094
You're an autist lol

>>42655094
they hated Jesus because he told them the truth

>>42655094
Stop projecting your insecurities on us.
The only balding anon in Europe is the Pink Ugly Bastard and he's too based to care.

>>42656778
What about shaving whole head?
It's like this image fails to recognize option on purpose.

The cider batch is beginning.

>>42657253
>What about shaving whole head?

>>42657347
reject hair
return to baby

>>42657345
>food prep in a carpeted room

>>42657356
It's gonna ferment anyway.

>>42657345
remember to pasteurize the must
also tiny baby knife lol

>>42657400
Appropriately sized knife for the apples.
Also I treat the juice with metabisulphide instead. I've done it like this for years.

>>42657345
guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue

>>42657640
No I don't, but go on.

>>42657345
Mmm ohyeaaa!
Based

>>42657640
Honestly it looks pretty comfy to me, dudes surrounded by his toys and that's based.
Wthat are you some kind of women?

>>42657675
>>42658561
The fucking screen on the wall is tilted ffs, this is not ok.

>>42659252
Yeah that'd piss me off, I assumed it's on one of those tilting brackets though

>>42655094
i am not fucking going bald at 19, i´d much rather just rock the Raoul Duke cut once it gets bad enough

>>42659573
>>42659252
It's on an extending bracket, turned a little to the right. Perspective is a pesky thing.

>>42657253
Okay Mr.Clean

>>42656778
Non of those are bad, they're receding sure but not bad. Anon is taking about where it's entirely bald in the middle with long thin hair on the sides.

>>42659735
huh so thats where that really tall brit whos at every eurocon gets his fashion inspiration

bump

>>42660064
He's literally cosplaying as the main character from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

>>42661661
LoL the hugeass bucket reminds me too much of my summer car
Good luck Anon! Try not to make vinegar (and not make us all blind kek)

>>42662699
There's only a blindness risk if I distilled it. I'll end with about 40+ liters. Really good harvest this year.

>>42662721
We're not making Applejack?

>>42663055
Can't be arsed with a distillery setup. Instead you can partake in 80 bottles of cider.

>>42659901
>>42657347
I'd pick Aka-san / Mr Clean over r/beard every time.

>>42663068
you could freeze distill some of it

>>42663111
I have some homemade ice jacked applejack, now aged about 7 years. It's like buck to the face. Too bad I can't bring it with hand luggage.

>>42663152
>Too bad I can't bring it with hand luggage.
cram it

>>42661661
Rumpabump

>>42664261
Are you adding flavours, or will it all be pure?

>>42664261
that has to be the most retarded or the most genius airlock design I've seen

Tentbrobump

>>42664866
It's not sealed for ferment yet yet. Still adding sulphur and pectase before the yeast Covering the bubbler hole until that's done is fine.
>>42664751
Just pure. I like experimenting, but I reckon I want what I know just works this year. Last year i added more sugar and it tastes like a soft mead.

>>42664866
That piano is obviously integral to the breath-takingly elaborate air lock system you see there. It's... a sound barrier, you might say.

bumpa

>>42660064
>>42662308
you´re telling me there exists a britbong Hunter S. Thompsonfag? well that´s fucking neat, i´d like to meet him, seems like an interesting character.

>>42671236
He's usually staff/volunteer at ukponycon, I don't think he's a nor/mlp/erson though

>>42672242
m8 he's like the only writer for Horse News who's still alive

>>42655094
honestly? already did that, but it's a good advice to fellow fillynappers

>>42642642
216 here; as long as they don't know you're Abraham Lincoln it will be fine, unless, of course, you are the other Abraham Lincoln. You would be surprised to see how often you not find Abraham Lincoln while not being Abraham Lincoln, man