Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:57:56 PM No.42280073
>Please stop saying dumbass things! You aren’t even making sense!
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Thread 42280073 - /mlp/ [Archived: 929 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:04:31 PM No.42280086
>>42280073 (OP)
Plapshie mmmmf plappa-plap
Plapshie mmmmf plappa-plap
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:18:41 PM No.42280119
>>42280073 (OP)
I'm just saying, when I was a kid, I thought babies were made by mixing guy pee and girl pee together. And so I was like, "where's the baby when a guy and a girl both pee into the same toilet?"
I'm just saying, when I was a kid, I thought babies were made by mixing guy pee and girl pee together. And so I was like, "where's the baby when a guy and a girl both pee into the same toilet?"
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:09:14 PM No.42280213
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:40:21 AM No.42280878
>>42280073 (OP)
BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!
BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:23:58 AM No.42280936
>>42280073 (OP)
Celestia is worshipped as a motherly sun-bring deity, but when she was born it would make sense for her name to match her standing; thus, a Romanized Praenomen commemorating her birth during the morning light, and a feminine version of a Nomen commemorating Faust. It would then make sense for her to list her many titles as apart of her Cognomen, slowly becoming her Nomen as time wore on; Titles I can fathom would include: Separate titles for her takeover of each respective tribe, her modern name in title form, a title to commemorate her moving the sun, a title to commemorate her mother's ascendancy to godhood---for various political reasons---a title to commemorate piety---and before that a more modernized version of her Praenomen---a title to commemorate her duty to the sun, titles to commemorate her eternal tribunehood, and consulship, and a title to commemorate her mother-like nature regarding the state. Now we move on to true Cognomen, titles gained through military action and deeds, one should commemorate her defeating the three tribes, and thus conquering them, another to commemorate her destroying the Alicorn Cult---whom worshipped her as a god---permanently, and a last to commemorate her military actions against griffons. Now we move on to more modern titles, those garnered during the medieval stage of Equestrian history; From a human standpoint these would make most sense to be Greek names, but the Byzantines had a great desire to be named Christianly, so one must decide in their own fanon whether a monotheist cult replaced the Alicorn Cult after it's destruction within Equestrian history. I am in favor of this---to make the name longer---thus begins Celestia's monotheistic names---Due to the differences in the Byzantine court and the Roman court, Celestia would only be referred to by her Greek names, as her Roman ones are extremely heretical---Early monotheistic names to replace her Praenomen, her title to begin her Nomen, a Greek version of her original Praenomen and Nomen respectively, her title to commemorate her being, 'born-in-the-purple,' and then various monotheistic names beginning with, "Theo," to commemorate her various duties to the monotheistic God which exists in Equestria. Finally ending in her title, now become name, similar to, "Caesar;" But since Caesar is technically Celestia it would be a mesh of the two names/titles, thus ending her Greek name.
Due to my autism it is my belief this is Celestia's full name:
MATER NOSTER LVXIA FAVSTIA PRINCEPIA VNICORNIAE IMPERATRIX PEGASOPOLIAE REGINA TERRAE CAELESTIA EQVESTRIAE SOL ESTIA RESTITVTOR SOLIS DIVI FILIA LVCIA PIVS HELIOS MAXIMVS TRIBVNICIA POTESTATE AETERNA IMPERATRIX AETERNA CONSVLIA AETERNA MATER MATRIAE VNICORNICVS PEGASVSICVS EQVINICVS MAXIMVS OPTIMVS AVGVSTA MARIA PONTIFEXICVS MAXIMVS GRIPHICCUS MAXIMVS OPTIMVS ANASTASIA BONIFATIA BASILATRIX THEODORA FAVSTINA PORPHYROGENITA THEODOSIA THEOPHANO THEOGNOSIA THEOKTISA THEOPHOBA THEOPHYLAKTIA CAELESTIA
Celestia is worshipped as a motherly sun-bring deity, but when she was born it would make sense for her name to match her standing; thus, a Romanized Praenomen commemorating her birth during the morning light, and a feminine version of a Nomen commemorating Faust. It would then make sense for her to list her many titles as apart of her Cognomen, slowly becoming her Nomen as time wore on; Titles I can fathom would include: Separate titles for her takeover of each respective tribe, her modern name in title form, a title to commemorate her moving the sun, a title to commemorate her mother's ascendancy to godhood---for various political reasons---a title to commemorate piety---and before that a more modernized version of her Praenomen---a title to commemorate her duty to the sun, titles to commemorate her eternal tribunehood, and consulship, and a title to commemorate her mother-like nature regarding the state. Now we move on to true Cognomen, titles gained through military action and deeds, one should commemorate her defeating the three tribes, and thus conquering them, another to commemorate her destroying the Alicorn Cult---whom worshipped her as a god---permanently, and a last to commemorate her military actions against griffons. Now we move on to more modern titles, those garnered during the medieval stage of Equestrian history; From a human standpoint these would make most sense to be Greek names, but the Byzantines had a great desire to be named Christianly, so one must decide in their own fanon whether a monotheist cult replaced the Alicorn Cult after it's destruction within Equestrian history. I am in favor of this---to make the name longer---thus begins Celestia's monotheistic names---Due to the differences in the Byzantine court and the Roman court, Celestia would only be referred to by her Greek names, as her Roman ones are extremely heretical---Early monotheistic names to replace her Praenomen, her title to begin her Nomen, a Greek version of her original Praenomen and Nomen respectively, her title to commemorate her being, 'born-in-the-purple,' and then various monotheistic names beginning with, "Theo," to commemorate her various duties to the monotheistic God which exists in Equestria. Finally ending in her title, now become name, similar to, "Caesar;" But since Caesar is technically Celestia it would be a mesh of the two names/titles, thus ending her Greek name.
Due to my autism it is my belief this is Celestia's full name:
MATER NOSTER LVXIA FAVSTIA PRINCEPIA VNICORNIAE IMPERATRIX PEGASOPOLIAE REGINA TERRAE CAELESTIA EQVESTRIAE SOL ESTIA RESTITVTOR SOLIS DIVI FILIA LVCIA PIVS HELIOS MAXIMVS TRIBVNICIA POTESTATE AETERNA IMPERATRIX AETERNA CONSVLIA AETERNA MATER MATRIAE VNICORNICVS PEGASVSICVS EQVINICVS MAXIMVS OPTIMVS AVGVSTA MARIA PONTIFEXICVS MAXIMVS GRIPHICCUS MAXIMVS OPTIMVS ANASTASIA BONIFATIA BASILATRIX THEODORA FAVSTINA PORPHYROGENITA THEODOSIA THEOPHANO THEOGNOSIA THEOKTISA THEOPHOBA THEOPHYLAKTIA CAELESTIA
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:26:31 AM No.42281045
>>42280119
When I was a kid I didn't know that the vagina was a thing that existed and I saw a connection between kissing and the existence of pregnancy so running on child logic alone I managed to figure out what a blowjob was and the only part I got wrong was that it does not in fact lead to pregnancy!
And I guess because I knew that the huge scar mom had was from me getting removed maybe I thought that all babies had to be surgically removed?
When I was a kid I didn't know that the vagina was a thing that existed and I saw a connection between kissing and the existence of pregnancy so running on child logic alone I managed to figure out what a blowjob was and the only part I got wrong was that it does not in fact lead to pregnancy!
And I guess because I knew that the huge scar mom had was from me getting removed maybe I thought that all babies had to be surgically removed?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:23:41 PM No.42281719
>>42280119
I thought that girls also had penises. I got in trouble in 1st grade for drawing a woman peeing from a penis
I thought that girls also had penises. I got in trouble in 1st grade for drawing a woman peeing from a penis
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:15:07 PM No.42282008
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:19:35 PM No.42282175
>>42280073 (OP)
Why the fuck were they filming the smoke Dash?
They were dancing in the street Dash?
Why were they dancing after the planes hit!?!?
Why the fuck were they filming the smoke Dash?
They were dancing in the street Dash?
Why were they dancing after the planes hit!?!?
