This is a public Service Message. DON'T FUCK BATS!
The moment she has you in bed, she considers herself legally married to you, and Equestrian Law supports her assertions, yada-yada-yada, you all know the drill by now.

>"Guess who!"

put corks on your bat's fangs so she doesn't bite your cock

>>42290747
Wow. Racist.
I'll bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

>>42290747
Batpone can retract her fangs so as not to damage your penis. Though, she might leave them out just a little for nibbles.

>>42290779
Bat ponies know better than to puncture the skin, because then your dick goes all soft and flaccid and you have to heal for at least three weeks before sexy fun times can resume.

Sex with a bat

>>42290740 (OP)
Is it illegal to turn a mare I have a crush on into a bat to get her to be with me?

>>42290846
Penalties are severe for unsanctioned use of transformation magic.

>>42290846
Extremely. After Nightmare Moon they barely made it legal again to be a bat.

>>42290908
That's why bats are so anxious to expand their population.
The Lunar Wars all but wiped them out.

>>42290745

Do batponies give off pheromones?

>>42291330
>"Come closer and I'll let you have a sniff, sweetie."

>>42291486
They just smell like piss.

>>42291496
Wow. See >>42290755

>>42291496
mmm marepiss

>>42290846
Wait, they can turn ponies now? We are fucked

what if I want to boop a bat instead of fuck one

>>42291585

>>42291650
Yes. Yes, I would. Passionately. Next question.

>>42291664
"Would you like to come upstairs?"

I bought some mango scented cologne because of bat pony autism

>>42291552
That's exactly what I'm asking! If I can get the mare I have a crush on turned into a bap, can I get fucked?

>>42292498

Lauren Faust's departure ruined the franchise.

>>42290740 (OP)
bat in belly very good source of food

>>42293870
Different bats have different favorite fruits.

>>42291496
So Kirin beer

>>42294331
Wow. Rude.

>"Hey, Anon!"
>"Wanna... fool around?"
>high-pitched giggling

>>42294611
nah, you two look sorta off, so imma pass

>>42294611
I enjoy seeing these two together even if it’s ai slop but they look like theyre being held hostage here

>>42294611
>aislop
fuck off pajeet

>>42294617
>>42294655
>>42294664

>>42294711
Go shit on someone else's street, poojeet.

>>42294611
>camera is behind couch
that's a pretty poor angle for porn
unless the fetish is obscured penetration, in which case, based.

>>42294711
these two are definitely changelings

>>42294721
check for a bellybutton
changelings hatch from eggs so they dont have one

>>42295410
>antibellybuttonfag is a changeling operative trying to memoryhole belly buttons to aid changeling spies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-sILk8bJhk

>>42294149
Which one likes kiwis? Which one likes pineapples? Which one likes persimmons? And how can I meet them?

>>42292498
This is what late stage bat pony addiction looks like. Batters beware.

>>42292498
Eat du Toilet or Eau du Parfum (or however the fucking French spell those: I am probably missing a bunch of additional unnecessary vowels and an x or two or three)?

>>42295960
>Sword and Olive Branch cutie mark
So, this bat pony's talent is warfare and peace-making? Or, securing peace by preparing for war?

>>42295960
What a qt!

>>42290740 (OP)
AHHHHH

>>42296007

>>42297654
i told this bitch to stop getting breadcrumbs all over the sofa

>>42297666
>satan trying to deprive bap of fruit sammiches
Nice try

somethin somethin biting the hand so it'll feed you
now give mango

>>42294711
I need to breed these two bats

>>42294711
I need these two bats on my face

>>42299300
>>42299360
News Flash and Lucky Roll are both pure mares. You may snuggle them and snuggle only

Invading their future mates' houses is the bat mares' readaptation of the swooping tactic from their "ancestors" (pegasi).

>>42299687
baps are crafty, and change tactics often
recently theyve been laying traps for hoomin targets

>>42299964
uuh is the one on the left okay?

bap sex

>>42299607
I got pills for that...

Bat is dangerously low.

>>42301027
She's mid-swoop
Its her first time, thats what the safety pillows are for

what the bat looking at

>>42301152
she's looking at the note her hubby left for her that morning (she can't read)

>>42301152
your mom

>>42301257
The batucation system is outdated, underfunded, and ineffective.

>>42299687
>swooping Pegasi
I wish.

>>42301964
Would you rather a bat mare insert herself into your house or a pegasus mare take you into hers which is way up in the clouds?

floofabat

>>42302045
>do you want to clean up stray feathers, or do you want to clean up sex juice
Easy question

bat bump

>>42302562
are you implying pegasi have vagina feathers?

merry bat

goth bat pony? goth bat pony!

>>42303702
Where did all of my fruit go?

>>42290740 (OP)
I am one of the few Romanians who thinks it's hot for Romanians to be called vampires due to my goth tastes ... however it does get pathetic and retarded to have your culture not only dictated but even brainwashed by a foreign writer.

>>42303048
No, their feathers tend to shake out and shed during (ahem) vigorous exercise, while bats dont have the same problem

>>42302045
I like both, but I do have a slight preference of feathers over leather.

What should she do?

10

need bat pony tier list

>>42305088
Murder people

>>42305088
She should eat fruits instead of cake. Batpony is not for cake.

>>42293877
True but we got enough to launch into eternity

>>42306046
It’s got strawberries. That cake is for batpony.

bap

its too late
youre already married

>>42307886
I am ok with this.

>>42307886
But dear bat, I already have a waifu.

>>42305088
Share the cake with someone.

>>42307886
>>42307987
>and this, your honor, is why I involuntarily have two waifus

>>42307987
>I know! I'm your waifu!
*sits down on your lap and starts grinding*
>And my kids are gonna be your daughters.

>>42308566
But I want to have a son...

>>42308633
If a bat pony mates with a non-pony species, the offspring is female 90% of the time. So it's possible but you'll likely need to have like 10 kids for a decent shot at it.

>>42308712
well.....shit

>>42308712
>10 foals
Let's go.

>>42308633
How would you raise a bat pony son? A colt born in a human town would have like 7 sisters, 90% of his pony peers would be female. And we all know bat fillies tramatize human girls and attatch themselves to human boys starting in kindergarten.

>>42309189
How is that a problem for him? Surely he'd find a mare when they're so many willing candidates around.

>>42308783
>>42308942
>Come on. You're man enough to give me a son, right? If I have 7 kids, that's a fifty-fifty shot! Now call me your waifu.

>>42309221
>Now call me your waifu.
Okay. How are you, Celestia my dear?

>>42309194
Likely die early from sexual exhaustion.

>>42309221
>no eyelashes
Sorry, I'm going to need proof this isn't a trap.

bap?

>>42309189
Who said anything about a bap son? I want my son to be like Count von Count, he's cool.

>>42310041
Fuck it and see if it gets pregnant.

>>42310041
Do you have an impaired vision? Horse sheaths and balls are impossible to miss.

>>42310160
All bat males are like Count.

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>>42310121
blueberry bap

>>42310598
You can just go to sleep. They will rape you either way. Staying awake won't help you one bit.

>>42311180
leathery wings typed this post

>>42311354
Shush.

>>42311449

>>42310160
You realize bat can only produce more bat, right?

Bat

>>42311657
Makes more bat, yes. They are reproduction experts.

>>42311777
Lucky Seven confirms it.

Does garlic keep bap away? Does silver?

>>42312324
not supernaturally, batponies just have the palates of children (fruit diet) and will gag when offered anything with a strong taste like garlic. they're like autismos who can only eat chicken tenders

>>42312324
>garlic
If you throw it hard enough, but then they'll just get to you in your sleep.
>silver
Yes, you can bribe them to leave you alone. But it's a subscription model, not something you can just pay once and forget forever.

>>42290740 (OP)

>>42311645
Is the mare on the right a bat or an earth pony with fangs and slit pupils because she's half-bat?

>>42290975
Wait...is that chub or is she preggo?

>>42312504
>Pink wings
The color is unusual, but she looks 100% bat to me.

>>42312584
Think he meant the green mare in his pic.

>>42312584
Where in this image do you see pink wings?

>>42312661
>>42312915
Oh, I thought he meant the image he was replying to and not the one he posted.

>>42303761
>Romanians are called vampires
That's... not what I've seen happening

Gee, I wonder who made this thread...

>Bat on 10

>>42313672
Don't act innocent, you're either Ai-kun (in which case thank you for your service) or you know his work. In either case, bump the thread all you want

>>42313672
On the internet, you never know who sits on the other. It could be a bat pone for all you know.

The bat pony knows what you're thinking about doing to her

>>42314773
>The bat pony knows that you're thinking about doing her
Fixed that for you.

Bumping with muh dick

>>42314773
Keep walking and not notice her because batponies are dumb?

>>42315182
Do you think you're capable of sinply averting your eyes? Body language betrays alot, and what you don't say can be far louder than what you do say.
Bats have better hearing than (you), also

>>42314773
This batpony is not particularly hot or interesting as a design, is spammed way too much, and is the self-insert OC of a guy whom I find pretty boring.
>lol newspony bat will interview you!
>haha sometimes the interview will be sex haha
Meh. I don't really see why she's reposted so often, there are plenty of good bats, somehow this OC has become semi-spammable. Especially the AI guy just made one model with her and and lucky roll and that's all he ever generates now, not a single other bat, just these two.

Lucky Roll is at least more appealing-looking, though I also don't understand why the AI guy is spamming her too.

>>42315793
I think that's because she was pushed by /opg/, of all places.

>>42313672
A gooning femboy?

>>42315793
To be fair, at this point being a newspaper pony is more character lore than anypony else gets in these threads.

>>42316302
Probably.
I hope they die from syphilis, whoever they are.

>>42315793
>the batpony isn't hot
Lies
>I don't see why she gets posted so often
More lies
>AI kun
You shut your whore mouth, AI kun is pure
>why is AI guy spamming
That's not AI kun, thats someone else. Read the room

>>42316516
>pure
My argument is that AI kun has two ponies in his model and it's gotten boring. Retard. Orthogonal to purity.

>>42315184
>Grenade CM
Should I be worried?

>>42317200

>>42316543
Ha ha, you called hum AIbkunbtoo!

Well that was a fail
"AI kun too" is what was supposed to have appeared.
Quite embarrassing

>>42315793
this is an impressive list of being wrong

STOP BUMPING THIS SHITTY THREAD AND LET IT DIE ALREADY

>>42317515
Nice reverse psychology to keep the bat thread alive.

>>42317515
But bats are cute.

>>42317515
Okay.

Bap

>>42318782
Bap

>>42318854
Wouid breed.

>>42319459
When a mare looks at you like that, you know how this is going to end.

>>42290740 (OP)
That’s not a mare.
It’s a twink.

>>42319839
I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is female.
Simple as.

Anon! Look at her butt!

>>42319579
>how this is going to end
it'll end with several mangoes missing from my kitchen and me booting her out the window.

>>42320035
>Hur hur. She probably just wants a mango...
10 years later, your home is filled with 9 bat pony fillies. 80% of the under ten population in your town are now bat ponies.
Now your eldest daughter is looking up at you like this. Unlike he mom, she does just want a mango.

>>42320118
I want a filly daughter so much, bros...

>>42320186
Would you be able to handle one?

The invasion has begun.
>https://tantabus.ai/images/49509
Prepare your penises.

10

crossover to the /emo/ realm

>>42321263
>Emo nurse
Does she grab the razor?

>>42321263

>>42320804
>tantabus
Pass.

>>42320593
I'd give her so much love.

>>42320804
>liking aislop
>ever
Feel free to unalive yourself with extreme prejudice.
I don’t even care whether you livestream it or not.

>>42322284
>Asking that when the blood is already flowing
A bit too late to consider asking, don't you think?

>>42322534
You're missing the subtext, its a domination thing. The idea is that (you) tried to tell her no once and she did anyway, and you liked it, and she's gloating

>>42322780
>trying to make it sound cool when we both know she bit her tongue on accident
Nice try

>>42322780
As long as it's not coming from my dick, it should be fine.

>>42324191
Yeah, real bat mares know better.
See >>42290827

>>42324271
Fair enough.

>>42312504
Bat

>>42325954
Cutie.

>>42325954
>I don't bite
The blush says otherwise.

>>42322284
Awfully sassy for someone in plapping range.

Bap does gopnik squat on desk. Wat do?

>>42290740 (OP)
Do bat ponies show up in the main show much, so far I've only seen them haul around princess Luna's chariot. I want to know more about them

>>42327274
That's pretty much the last time you see them. That can't stop us from creating all kinds of batpony lore and stories.

>>42327300
Neat, I kinda want to make a fan fic where one of my OCs needs a special plant to make a remedy for one of the townsponies but the plant only grows deep in this forest that nobody is brave enough to enter because there are rumors that bat ponies live there. Not believing bat ponies are a thing, she gathers the trio to go on an expedition to retrieve this plant. During the expedition they run into a town of bat ponies. Not exactly sure how the interaction would go since I don't really have much to go off of

>>42294611
>>42294711
>poop

>>42327300
There were also some ponies with bat wings in Luna's alternate future, including Rainbow Dash. Make of that what you will.

>>42327322
Here, I'll make up some lore for you.
Bat ponies only exist in isolated enclaves anymore. A thousand years ago, shen the Lunar Rebellion occurred, many bat ponies supported Princess Luna. Of course as we know, the conflict did not end in their favor, and bat ponies were ostracized and banished as a result, their numbers decimated by the vengeful.
They managed to survive, primarily by hiding. There are small communities here and there. As with their ancestors, they tend to build in large caverns, and as a result of their past, they are highly resentful and distrustful of outsiders.

There you are. Go nuts.

>>42327539
YIPPEE!!!

>>42327371
>>42290846
Luna loves transforming normal mares into bat ponies. She wants her subjects to all be nocturnal, coom-brained degenerates. Turning a once 'pure' celestia-fearing mare into a bat pony who wants to break into people's houses and breed as much as possible is the most satisfying thing in the world to her.

She would love to turn your waifu into a bat pony.

>>42327267
give kvass

>>42327996
Kek. Probably the correct response.

>>42327835
Slander. Luna isn't some kind of slut.

>>42328165
No. But your waifu will be.

>>42328176
>Celestia will be a slutty bat
I somehow doubt that a little bit, but okay.

>>42328313

>>42328313

>>42328365
>>42328393
>Sun horse of the day becomes nocturnal
This doesn't really check out.

Bap is T-posing to assert her dominance.

>>42328739
>“No! Don’t go into town! Stay with me instead!…pleeeease?

>>42327267
Why does the bat behave like a russian?

>>42328523
>>42328393
Not only will she be a bat pony, but she will be max coom-brained. She'll think about degenerate sex constantly and her number one goal will be breeding more bats.

>>42327322
Just start writing, Anon. Maybe the story will come to you as you go. I do that sometimes. Sounds like you've got a good premise going.
>>42327371
I'm gonna have to look into that. I feel like it's a shame that batponies were not a bigger part of the show. So many lost opportunities.
>>42329323
Bap is in Stalliongrad doing a report on epic beat crop for that year and corresponding borscht festival. She knows inability to do gopnik squat is sign of being western spy. So, she does gopnik squat. There you go.

>>42328739
even when not there the remnants of news flash invade

>>42329404

>>42329582
she needs to lose about 50 pounds, what a fucking lardass

>>42329713
The chonky thighs are the appeal anon, what are you gay?

>>42329753
that's way past chunky. how does she even walk with those?

She lost all her money to her crippling gambling addiction :(

>>42329927
Delete this. NOW.

>>42329798
On all fours!

is this thread just posting the same two ocs repeatedly? is there seriously no other bat ponies anyone likes? or is it just a guy shilling his oc

>>42330010
post your OC then, big guy

>>42329927
NIGGER

>>42329582
I wish News Flash would interview me

>>42330010
ok fine, points if you remember her from a previous thread

Bat is getting low.

>>42330010
My favorite bap barely has any art so...

>>42330781
This could have something to do with her low profile.

Don't ask stupid questions.

bat but smol

>>42331703
What if cheese slice (not melted, so that it is safe and won't burn her) is thrown on to bap?

>>42331731
Probably something like this...
>https://youtu.be/P9Ch4aNZE4c

>>42307886
How do you feel about Wires Crossed anyways?

>>42332143
Who?

>>42332537
This bat pony, she gets posted here every once in a while,

>>42332671
>trans-coded oc
No thank you.

>>42331703
Smol baps a cute

>>42332880
Ugh, do I want to know?

>>42333612
pride flag color scheme

>>42333969
That would be a lot of ponies. I prefer to believe it's the square muzzle, more typical for stallions and absolutely beloved by furniggers because they only love dogs.

>>42333980
"Wires Crossed" sure sounds like the name of a trans pony

>>42330010
as someone who really likes both lucky and news, I just think they pair up nicely together

>42333646
>Gollynigger pukes out the worst post in the thread
Every time.

Sex with a bat

>>42334693
Makes more bats.

>>42290833
Sauce??

>>42335423
https://twibooru.org/3353296

>>42331703
You can't breed with a mare of that size.

>>42327267
>Pajeet gens his natural posture of streetshitting
pottery

>>42335787
That's more of a russian squat than anything else, bro.

>>42336350
>Brown cope
You missed the poo going in the loo just like your '''''''desk''''''' is a floor.

>>42290740 (OP)
Kee translator with sound?

That zigga is obsessed with Indians that he doesn't even know about a known Slavic stereotype.

>>42336688
Can you blame him? Other boards' mods protect trans and demon-worshipping Indians.

>>42311645
In a fit of rage I once said I would kill the bat's foals. I could never, I love the bat.
I can't browse this thread without feeling shame for the monster I let myself become.

>>42336725

>>42336807
I love my daughter!

>>42328393
>Horny Celly bat
No one could survive that. She'd shatter a pelvis in seconds.

>>42336725
Uh huh. Everyone everybody talks so big. "I'm not going to let a bat pony take advantage of me! I'll shoot her if she breaks into my house! I won't raise her foals! I'd kill them first!"

Then they get raped into submission and see their first daughter.

Remember to thank your wife for making sure all of your kids are bats.

>>42336725
>Daddy? Do you ever wish I was a human like you?

>>42337106
I wish to have a human son... but he wouldn't be as cuddly and fluffy.

>>42337136
Eh, colts are better.

>>42337136
Sorry, but her womb had other plans. Have fun raising your son, bro.

Man, I wish I knew if Batdesu was hot or not irl so I could imagine deep dark twisted sexual aussie vb longneck fairybread Heartbeat and Dandelion lezzing out sex sexua fantasies involving her or some shit because she did not outright hate my guts for sexualizing her oc's many years in the past

Any mothniggers out there? I wonder how our residential vaginas are doing, like that one Nukey onahole slime something or the one that had the cool slither the sky dragon statue I liked her too much, I wish her life is nice she deserves happiness and had nice tits

>>42337619
Well, rather than deep dark sexual fantasies I am just wishing they have an ok life wherever they are, no matter what.

They could be a raging bring color hairdo feminist fantasygender, but still I'd wish them godspeed for the future and all good things in life out of a few positive moments many years ago. Genuinely many years ago

>>42337602
Would still pamper my little guy with icecreams and mangoes.

Bat is distressed, these rules are too harsh

>>42337602
I've seen some anons on this board have weird shitfits about the idea of having a colt instead of a filly. Never understood it myself, I'd love to have a pony son and teach him all about mares and mind rotting vidya games.
I assume it's a sex thing for the filly-only anons, can't deal if your child isn't fuckable.

Those pony bats are o-so tight
Having sex both day and night
They rest for a minute, maybe three
Then they're fucking every anon that they see

They don't care about condoms, plan b, no, nothing
'Cept bringing about your pelvic destruction

Fuck the bats! Fuck the bats!
Fill their wombs and fuck their ass!
Fuck the bats! Fuck the bats!
Fill their wombs and don't look back!

>>42338223
The 90% filly lore is mostly so bats can spread as fast as possible.

>>42338366
9 mares on 1 colt means they have to form harems at some point though.

>>42338663
That's the ratio produced from human x bat. For bat x bat it's a fifty fifty split.

>>42338195
Why would you rut in a museum anyway?

Quick reminder on bat pony reproduction:

Bat ponies can reproduce with most intelligent species. Batness is extremely dominant and the result is nearly 100% bat pony. Only bats are coming out of that thing. Bat pony DNA is so dominant, the offspring is 90% skewed to the gender of the parent, it being hard to 'donate' your x/y chromosome.

They were potentially created by Luna in hopes that all ponies would become nocternal eventually. However, bat ponies tend to be low-iq coom-brains so it didn't work. The other ponies, basically no other intelligent species are dumb enough to fuck the bats.

Instead, bat ponies are a very small minority in Equestria, living in small colonies in remote locations.

When two bats mate, the result is obviously a bat pony. The gender ratio is 50-50.

Young bat mares leave home in search of a mate. 90% of the time this ends up being a male bat pony. She'll live in the shadows, choosing a mate, slowly stalking her future husband... until eventually she makes her move, barging in, attempting to rape him and loudly declaring that she's his new wife now.

Historically, only male bat ponies have ever been into this. If a bat mare tries this with a pegasus stallion (it happens sometimes) she'll get shut down hard. Her instincts won't let her leave her new house, but typically her new pegasus (or whatever) family will keep her around as a friend-zoned 'crazy aunt' who lives in the attic. She will die a virgin.

Bat stallions have no idea why everypony else doesn't like having a crazed mare barge in and immediately get pregnant. They see flirting with, dating, trying to seduce, etc, girls as pathetic and comical. If you're a real stallion, one will come to you!

Enter humans. Due to recent shifts in their society, human females 'choose the bear'. Their males are downtroden and desperate. So when a bat pony girl flies in, declares she's his wife... he's often desperate enough to just go along with it.

Bat girls rarely get to interspecies-breed so this excites her reproductive urge and she often produces 6-12 foals. Again, bat pony genes are intensely dominant so the kids are all bat ponies and 90% female. It's an accomplishment to even put a kid of your own gender in her womb.

Because bat pony females massively outcompete human females at reproduction, human cities tend to become bat pony cities very quickly. This is compounded by bat fillies tending to 'groom' human boys but that's another story.

There's a period where the bat population is massively skewed female, but once bats are the vast majority in an area, they go back to bat x bat breeding and the gender ratio becomes 50/50 again.

Fearing a bat takeover, various governments have implimented polices that accidentally made the situation 'worse'.

It's possible for a bat stallion to have kids with a human woman, but they see talking to girls are demeaning, prefering to just wait at home for one, so this very rarely happens.

Any questions?

>>42338366
True, but not just bats, I see the same sentiment elsewhere on the board too

holy shit bat thread
i lost all of my art again if anyone remembers true song post her please

i bought this tablet 2 or more years ago and never used it and i also basically haven't looked at a small horse in about that same amount of time

>>42339473
>futa
No.

>>42339611
the person involved in that isnt around anymore there was interpersonal drama + most of her drawings were on the bat pony thread from me personally so i think you just looked up the name
i never drew futa personally and almost all of my art is sfw and true song is mine entirely now

>you now remember sweet velvet spam
used to post little star, true song, other bats sporadically but true song was the main
trying to remember's other bats i remember heartbeat(?) >>42311645
there was a trap bat as well, grey with white hooves and don't remember the mane/name?
one that got drawn as a satyr but i dont know if that was >artists fetish or if she was one, was standard issue bat colours
peach or peachy who got groped a lot
also i remember the first few threads i visited there was a black bat with a pulse line cutie mark that people were talking about because the artist was probably autistic or something
there was a big spreadsheet with bats+owners+threads/sites they first showed up in but last i checked a few years ago it was gone

>>42339408
>Any questions?
Yes. Where can I find one?

>>42339951
That's not dessert, that's a condom! Dumb bat.
Waiter! I want chocolate cake!

>>42339687
I think I have a few of those images lying around on my other computer, of True Song. Will need to check it once I have showered I've been working outdoors in the sun trimming a hawthorn fence while hung over. Sadly that's the only kind of hung I am but it si what it is

Thanks for the anime music recommendations way way back ages ago

>>42339951
>bap using a condom
Changeling detected

>>42339987
oh shit lol amazing, always neat when someone still has stuff saved, like i said i lost everything again (laptop hard drive died, thought i had backups somewhere but i was looking recently and couldn't find shit)
TRUE still puts out songs so i listen to her while drawings bats sometimes, something about her ballad-esque ones brings out the bats
i still have elegant/etc bats on the mind when i draw bats on my own despite the lewd imagery here
was looking through the archives and forgot i drew most of this stuff

Bat propoganda:

What do their wombs have in common? Neither will ever give you a human son.

>>42340021
Sadly could not find anything, only a few bat images saved on this ancient desktop but none of the images I was remembering. I was afraid that was the case

Same thing happened to me, my laptop that had my most up to date bat image folder with lots of images of various bats saved from the threads, did a die and all those files were lost (this happened after I dropped out of the pony fandom as well)

I know I had some files, like True Song doing a twirl on one hoof, but all of them are lost. I was thinking I had my bat folder on my external hard drive, but turns out it's the same one as on this desktop, I was supposed to replace it with the laptop folder at some point in the past but never got to it apparently

>>42340037
laptops fucking suck dude

>>42340039
Yeah, there goes about 50% of images of my own bat oc I had at some point. sadly I am sorta tied to them at the moment due to general poorfaggotry, but maybe someday I'll have a good pc again

I remember this image would inhale deeply

>>42340049
fortunately i saved up to build a pc a while ago so it's nice to have something strong (and hopefully reliable), also means i got to install more hard drives
i remember drawing a few pictures of filly proto-true song

>>42340067
Also inhale deeply

I did it!
I found 1 image!
I knew I had to have something. No idea who it is as I seem to have just saved it as prettybat but she's pretty and a bat

>>42339989
>I ate your condoms. It's dad time for you, buster!

>>42339845
Bat girls generally don't like places where they might be found. In cities they tend to stay in back alleys and abandoned buildings. But more often they live in less travled parts of forests and wildeerness.

It's best to avoid these places altogether to avoid 'picking up bats'.

She will likely see you long before you see her and if you're not lucky she'll follow you home. The bat girl will likely start stalking you at this point, often times secretly 'living' in your house for a little while.

This is usually your last chance to get rid of her. Catching her and drawing attention to her early enough will usually humiliate the bat girl back into hiding. If you notice her you must not turn a blind eye. If you let her stalk you too long, learn all about you, get comfy in your house, then you're going to wake up with your new wife lying next to you in bed, bragging that she knows all about you. There's no way to get rid of her at that point. You'll end up raising bat pony foals for sure.

Your oldest daughter turns 18
>Dad, I don't have a hubby yet so I'm gonna go live in the woods. You'll see me again when I have your grandchild.

>>42340246
I have a better idea for that, my dear...

>>42340246
Well hopefully you know how to build a small warm hut to keep yourself safe during winters. Also keep that in mind that mangoes do not grow there, you have to sustain yourself on mainly berries. Just be safe out there.

>>42340391
>hopefully you know how to build a small warm hut to keep yourself safe during winters.
Surely, you would have taught her how to do this?

>>42340395
Would have been kinda dumb if you have been married to a bat mare for nearly 20 years and you don't know the various specifics of other human-thestral relationships and how do they start.

>>42340215
NOOOOO DON'T MILK MY COCK WITH YOUR HOT BAT PUSSY NOOOOOO

>>42340403
All of those survival-esque camping trips, deep into the woods, with your bap wife and bap daughters... They weren't just family-bonding fun, they were also essential to prepare your daughters for their future.
Baps are /out/ists confirmed.

>>42340391
Well her mom spent several years in the wilderness. There's no way she hasn't taken her daughters out 'camping'.

>>42340434
You son when your wife is planning a new camping trip.
>Daaaad! Camping is for girls! I don't wanna go in the forest. Can't I just stay home? I'm never gonna need this stuff. The girls always get what they want. Can't I just stay home and play video games?

>>42340446
It's better to have the full family in the forest. Family bonding is important for fillies and colts alike.

The bat is so fucking mad at me
She hasn't seen my dick once, but my tongue has been all over her ponut and nothing else
No she's not getting plapped, I'm having donut for every meal

>>42340566
The bap is going to leave you, at this rate.
You have to give her the dick.

Bat bomp.

>>42340684
>baps ever moving out
If this happened, you know people would be doing it

>>42341217
It would be the nuclear option.

What does the world have against suicide anyhow?
Why is wanting to die such a bad thing?

>>42342156
ugly ass oc

>>42342156
She's so pretty! I love her!

>>42341482
>implying you can just drive baps away by refusing to plap them

>>42342391
Yes. If you will not plap the bap, the bap will plap you.

>>42342156
Cute rapist.

>>42342156
I think she's trying to tell me something. I wonder what it could be.

Damn, bat is sinking fast.

Posting my bat

>>42343388
The dress looks pretty good on her.

Fast board recently.

>>42343086
Let it die.

>>42343929
Never! Bap is for forever! Bap is eternal!

>>42343929
>Wanting to start a new bat thread before the old one hits 500
Why?

>>42344286
Because the current one barely makes it to 500.

>>42344286
Because OP is a trannyfafggotnigger.

Now with wings lol

>>42344704
This one makes more sense.

>>42344351
The bug pony thread has been up since the 28th of last month and only has 400ish replies. I see no reason to treat the bat pony general differently.

>>42344890
Correction two months ago

>>42344902
Well the bat pony thread won't make it to 500. The bats will NOT breed.

>>42345567
I will breed the bats. Also, besides mangos what are the bats' other favorite fruits?

>>42345569
They like bananas.
>>42291330

>>42345586
>They like bananas
Hue hue, cock joke.

>>42345569
Just like with changelings and humans, once you cut all pretense it turns out that bats enjoy everything with sugar in it. The difference is subtle: bats typically prefer their carb sources to be crunchy, bugs are straightforward no-bullshit syrup-slurpers, and apes like to mix their sugar with milk for some reason.

>>42345567
Bats need to breed

Bats need to sneed

>>42346085
>"Nice try, sister."
>"But this is what a real mare looks like."

She's pretty assertive.

>>42346437
>bat succubus
sounds dangerous

>>42345722
It's not a joke

>how the bap looks at you, through your bedroom window at 2 am

Head empty
No thoughts

>>42346849
Spread the word.

>>42346849
Don't worry, I look kind of like that too at 2 am.

>Bat on page 9

>>42348545
For a moment I thought this was a kirin, due to the streak in the mane.

INT: 1

>>42349004
Still manages to outcompete your species.

>>42349154
...by MAREING human men.

>>42349004
>>42349157
>Oh, wow! Your 130 IQ is soooo much higher than mine. I'm a big dummy at 80. I'm sure you have no problem using your smarts to get a girlfriend.

>What? No GF? Guess you're gonna raise my bat foals, then ~. Maybe their IQ will be 90.

>>42349193
>130 IQ
Celestia I wish lmao. It's more like 100. At least it was the last time I took an IQ test.

>>42349203
It'll be 130 compared to your new family. She'll think you're a fucking genius.

But it's okay. Individually bats are dumb but a group of bats is smarter than a group of humans. It's easier to trick one bat than one human, but easier to trick a million humans than a million bats.

baps aren't dumb they're just silly and whimsical

https://files.catbox.moe/50n83y.png Drew Mosina today

>>42349347
Hot. Gladly would make a fuckton of bat fillies with her.

>>42349154
It's not a competition when there is no fight to begin with.

Your genes don't stand a chance against this.

>C'mon, say it with me. "I'm glad the kids won't be human. Especially my son."

>>42349574
>Kids
Just say foals. Sounds better anyway.

>>42349587
>You didn't say the line.

>>42349574
that looks like a stallion...

>>42349752
I'm pretty sure that's a mare.

>>42349686
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in bat.

>>42349752
Then your kids will look like stallions.

>>42350432
Neat.

What have I said about playing out to page 10?

>>42351732
You get gangbanged by bats if the thread swoops low?

>>42351989
No, thats what was promised, to which I said "I fucking better!"

>>42352330
>Page 9
Well, it hasn't happened so far.

>>42351877
Peppermint bat.

Damn it, up.

>>42352843
Shortcake bat, actually.

>>42352843
>>42354492
She probably has a very sweet personality!

>>42354781
Congratulations, this joke was just the icing on the cake.

>>42352768
Guess where the thread is now.

>>42355553
She looks like she bullies human girls.

>>42328739
Anon why don't you train your model on any other OCs
There are many good bats, you could generate a ton of variety, or multi-bat orgies, and stuff

>>42329927
now draw her as bossmanjack

>>42355619
Well maybe human girls shouldn't be talking to boys. They need to focus on their career.

>>42355968
Because I live to cause you pain.

>>42356529
Incorrect

>>42355619
That's based.

*boop*

Bat up.

>>42356304
They do that anyway so no extra effort required.

>>42358475
Well yeah. The filly wouldn't have been born if that weren't the case. But now that she's here, she's gonna exacerbate the problem and drag down the fertility rate of human women.

Bat fillies are a positive feedback loop, you see.

>>42358544
>Bat fillies are a positive feedback loop, you see.
Emphasis on positive.

>>42358520
>Bat in a maid costume
Top unf.

>>42358544
>"Ghosts could be real", she said, "I've never been in this house before". The stale anon neet-musk felt good against her chestfluff. "I HATE GHOSTS" she thought

The bat cycle.

Feminism creates girl bosses who 'need a man like a fish needs a bicycle'
This leaves some men desperate enough for a bat pony to move in and breed
Bat fillies are born and raised in human society (instead of the woods)
Young human girls get hissed at by bats when trying to talk to boys at a young age. By highschool, older bat fillies constantly make fun of them for showing interest in boys or straight dating... and guys tend to side with the bat who was their childhood best friend.
Many young women grow up traumatized around guys. Feminism and society assures them that men are the problem.
More women become childfree girl bosses, allowing more bat ponies to give birth instead.
The next generation has even more bat fillies in it.

repeat until...

>>42359373
...and then there's maredom fetish bats raping human men.

>>42359373
>Replacement of 3dpd with bat mares due to batpony positive feedback loop.
Sounds good to me Will the 3dpd ever learn or will they just keep doubling down? In the end it doesn't matter since men will prefer a bat mare over a 3dpd, once they've seen how good bat marss are.

>>42359388
It's not rape if their pupils turn into little hearts, ask any lawyer

>>42355968
just4u
>https://tantabus.ai/images/54870

>>42359551
we need more AI bats pronto

>>42359434
That's the feedback cycle. You're born a human girl. Life is hard and you get bullied by bat fillies. The femosphere reaches out to you, telling you that bat ponies are working with men to oppress you, that you don't need them, that being alone and surrounded by cats is a 'good time'.

Maybe you can't have a family, but you can have a career, right?

And the bat ponies are more than happy that you aren't reproducing.

>>42359373
>>42359678
Ok but why don't bats make stallions that can breed human women?
Whores can remain whores but I'm sure there are some genuine femtruecels out there that did nothing wrong, and deserve to have a state-mandated bat bf. It would be unfair to brainwash them all into the feminism cult when it's not their fault.
Plus it'll make bat conversion twice as efficient.

>>42359694
It does happen. The main thing is that bat stallions won't approach females. They see it as demeaning, that one should come to them so that rules out 90% of women.

The ones who really want families though will likely be able to get one by approaching a bat stallion. They are incredibly 'easy'.

Buuuuut the woman in question will only give birth to bat ponies so this only takes the family-oriented women out of the gene pool.

>>42359558
I thought this thread hated AI slop.

>>42359953
NTA, speaking personally, I'm really mostly tired of AI having like 2-4 drawing styles and every single image is in this "AI style". I'd say I'm looking forward to AI getting better, but it feels like it has also stagnated for the past like 2+ years by now, so I don't know if and when it'll get better.

But the thing is, it's not like this thread has drawfags sitting in it either. So it's either AI art of repost the same ancient bat images for the thousandth time or just empty text bumps.

>>42359694
I'll believe it if there's even a single female here willing to say she'd breed with a bat pony.

>>42340143
found a picture compilation with her in it

>Bap licks (You).
>Claims you're hers now, because she licked you.
>What do?

>>42360511
Lick her back

>>42360511
Dick her.

>>42360511
>Shrug shoulders and accept it.
>Kiss her and take her home.
>Live happily ever after.

Of course you realize, this will only encourage copycat behavior.
Let a bat mare lick you and you’ll never get her out of your pants.

>>42361617
noooooooooooo not a pretty mare who loves me and fucks me silly noooooooooooo fuck haha

>>42361617
The solution is simple, just don't wear pants any more (in your house).

>>42338223
Nah, I am simply a misandrist. Raising a son into a decent pony would mean:
1. Having him fail as a male because the male social role os inherently evil
2. Way too much effort

>>42340446
He needs it, cause if he is anything like his father he's going to be a tranny.

>>42362445
Since when is male evil? Have you ever read a book? Women don't, THAT is evil.

>>42362445
mysoginists:
>women are evil!
>a daughter? of course I'd love her and I'd raise her well, my own daughter obviously wouldn't be evil
misandrists:
>men are evil!
>a son? eww, it'd be so much effort to not have him grow up inherently evil as all males are, I don't want a son

huh

>>42362445
>because the male social role os inherently evil
I see it's crackpot o'clock again.

https://files.catbox.moe/v5er9n.png Never ever sit down with a bat in the park at 3 am

>>42363361
Is it possible to sarcastically sit down with the bat?

>>42362909
fuckeverybodyists:
>people are evil
>friends? who needs 'em

>>42363927
I subscribe to this. Unironically, I have no friends and feel fine.

Would you suffer with your bap waifu?

>>42364636
Been there.
Done that.
Got the bumper sticker.

>>42364690
>Not been there, done bat
One job!

Bap tries to be sexy for (You).

>>42294611
>>42294711
Love you anon for this, it feels like I posted it with the same vibe and forgot. I did gen those though, so maybe it was me....heh

>>42365341
Ooh yeah, that's a would.

>>42314451
Im Ai-kun and you are very welcome.

>>42313672
Someone BASED.

>>42335787
lmao you are still at it??? hahahaha

>>42317274
I took a break from 4chan and genning in general. On a gaymen fix atm. Sorry Anon-sama. Normally posting my art gets me to post more and respond in kind but on hiatus. Detoxifying my brain.

>>42365413
>Detoxifying my brain.
Can't blame you for that.
More Anons should probably do that, but then the bots would probably just take over.

>>42365536
>but then the bots would probably just take over
Sometimes I feel like they have already done that. The tone of the board has shifted a lot in the recent weeks and I can't shake the feeling that bots have something to do with this.

>>42365586
its another reason for detoxifying from here. we are beset by antagonistic bots set to destroy the fabric of /mlp/. fuck it, it had a good run but I don't spend 24/7 here anymore and don't think I will unti somepony fixes the problem of the bots. Some real moderation would be nice...

>>42365341
UNF

>>42365341
Bap is successful.

>>42366079
The melon rocker.

>>42363927
Same
>>42364150
Feeling fine with it does not make it ok, quit being selfish with yourself and go meet someone at the local library.

>>42365413
>apologizing
There's no need. Take all the time you need. I'm quite content with your work on mlpol

10bats

The bat requests lots of head pats

>>42366162
>quit being selfish with yourself
what did he mean by this

>>42366898
Does the bap deserve them?

I want to try bat soup.

>>42367781
bat soup ingredients:
>diced mango
>mango juice
>mango puree
>shredded mango

>Bat ponies will be the majority within her lifetime.

>Hey, did you know that crime drops propotionally with the percent of bat ponies in an area? Like 50% bat ponies means crime is cut in half. 90% bat ponies means 90% less crime.
>Almost like...

>Oh! And poverty too.

>>42367938
This is what happens you don't count bat rapes as crime.

>>42367958
It's not rape if he got hard, silly.

>>42367958
It doesn't count toward the statistics if it isn't reported.

Bampiru

>>42366236
>I'm quite content with your work on mlpol
best bunker site deserves more content. when I am in the mood again I will dump some more lewd on it. any specific requests? or dealers choice? i am kind of defunct on ideas atm so if you have a detailed request that would be ideal.

>>42367224
Clearly, that post was typed by leathery wings.

bap has been pacified

>>42368686
Fair, but there's always "the time Lucky and Newsy got drunk", and for that you have my thanks.
Ngl, my recommendations involve tentacles o_O (/d/-related)

>>42369256
>Ngl, my recommendations involve tentacles
That sounds fun, I love consentacles since I consider myself a bit of a /d/eviant too. Fork it up tell me what you want, I will try to satisfy your values through friendship and ponies.

>>42369358
Well
The underlying theme would naturally be Lucky, Newsie, and whoever (if) else.
And like a bad case of Evard's Black Tentacles,... whether from a book, an object, ouiji, dominoes, etc.

You asked Xp

>>42369375
How about I add Zajice's succubus bat pony. This seems her lane. Maybe if I can get Lucky and Newsy being tricked into summoning a portal with tentacles coming out that could work. I have the idea now just making it happen is the trick, lol. But I think I have all the lora's to make it happen. Just need to do it.

>>42369403
You mean Lilith?
>>42346437

>>42369403
>>42369439
Beggars can't be choosers. Lilith is a fine pony, but any bat would suffice. (Preference for bats)

The thing about the imagined dynamic between Lucky and News is that they'd likely be constantly egging the other on, daring the other a little bit further.

>>42369439
yea
>>42369468
I posted some on poner. They were all not what I wanted AT ALL. And had some other technical issues plague them but hey its something at least.

/back to super extra mega lazy mode

im so rusty, im sorry for the slop x,x

where's flesh-gpt to berate me when I need it.

>>42367780
Of course she does! Yes, maybe she did some mischief. But, it was harmless and everpony laughed afterward.

>>42369499
Thank you poner-fren

>>42369403
>>42369468
Lucky, News, and Lilith content sounds kino

>>42369793
This looks like a dude.

Bump the bats. (Sexually, of course.)

>>42370424
I already did.
>>42364724

>>42370448
Good start, but that alone won't make any foals.

>>42369403
A succubus is NOT a bat. It is designed to TRICK you. Batlovers beware!

>>42370513
As long as she's equine, you wouldn't notice the difference.

>>42370878
that's not a bat...

>>42370975
lol yes she is, she is what the original bat thread called a thirster IIRC. There was another unicorn bat pony that cause controversy too

mixed race NOT welcome, pure bats only

RACE WAR NOW!

How do bats feel about mangosteens?

>>42372064
Eeee vey

>>42372077
lol

>>42372064
I could see some desperate incel horndog trying to stick his dingus in that.

>>42372064
Like taking a bite.

I would rather fucking die.

>>42374013
That's not healthy.

The bat has reluctantly accepted that the only action she's getting is between her ponut and my tongue

>>42374229
Seems a bit gay to never give her the dick, don't you think?

The bat is almost at 500.

Sex with every bat mare.

>>42375206
at the same time?

Now the bat is post 500.

Bump.

>>42375880
Bumps don't work like that, honey.

The bat is dying

>>42375961
It's been dying.
Make a new thread.

>>42375988
No.

>>42375927
Bump.

>>42376540
It's past the bump limit dumbass.

>>42376540
Bump

>>42376653
Bump.

>>42376653
Double dumbass.

>>42376655
Triple dumbass.

What areypu doing this close to the edge??

Oh, nevermind. We'll meey again someday

>>42376660
Bump.