Twily's Death Edition

Previously, on Showmare Does Magic: 42213945

>plap
>anon shows off some trixie themed trinkets
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdkD3jdNHXw&t=2649s
>trixie performs a never before seen trick https://www.fimfiction.net/story/564117/1/sexier-short-stories-with-particularly-pregnant-ponies/trixies-baby-trick https://www.fimfiction.net/story/564117/8/sexier-short-stories-with-particularly-pregnant-ponies/trixies-baby-trick-the-sequel
>trixie beating cheerilee at her own game of
>boast busters made no sense
>honorary previous episode: >>42189578
>an old draft of boast busters where a completely different character with no name appears is the most definitive proof that she has a penis
>firsthand account of a disappearing blowjob act >>42247424
>trixie is better than rainbow dash (so awesome!)
>the chemical composition of the universe is glimmy gas
>trixie's ass
>more reddit screencaps
>anon and glimmy abuses trixie

This episode: What would Trixie's dynamic be like with each of the mane 6?

>>42305823 (OP)
first for Trixie is worst mare and ugliest

fuck me
Previous thread>>42213945

>>42305823 (OP)
She has a good soul, and a very sharp snowpity.

Triskellion

>>42305823 (OP)
4th for the cute and funny Trixie

>>42305823 (OP)
>What would Trixie's dynamic be like with each of the mane 6?

>Fluttershy
i think fluttershy would latch onto Trixie's confidence and become more confident herself, but only when she's around Trixie. They'd get along great.
>Rarity
They'd constantly subtlety insult eachother, like an episode of game of thrones with margaery and cersei. they would both love it though and would never take it too far. they would actually be good friends, but they'd never admit that to anyone.
>Twilight
those two just can't see eye to eye, everything is a fight. there is no hate between them but there is genuine dislike and a lack of understanding, complete opposites that don't work together.
>Appuljack
Trixie would use the apples for props in her magic act, and apllejack would get really annoyed by it. this is all they would do if left in a room together.
>RD
the two that would get along the least, lots of competition to truly be the greatest, constant raising of the stakes and head-butting. the rest of the mane 6 cringe at their behaviour.
>pinkie
they would just talk at eachother and rarley truly interact, trixie would proclaim her own greatness and pinkie would just be pinkie

>>42306435
>2 out of 6 of the main characters trixie would get along with
this your girl?

>>42306453
Nah, she'd get along with all of them. Whether they'd be friends though, is another story. Although a few episodes in the show were about the M6 being vastly different yet still friends, so anything is possible.

>>42306435
>>42306435
>Fluttershy
Trixie said she didn't like the pony Starlight was becoming in abu, which is basically Fluttershy's personality. They would get along but only because Fluttershy is easy, she gets along with everyone. It wouldn't be anything deeper than that I feel
>Rarity
Once Rarity gets over the rat's nest comment, yeah they'd be tight. I can see them having a respect for each other's craft
>Twilight
Sadly they were one episode away from having their relationship be mended completely and that episode never came because the nuwriters are fags. At least they played Dragon Pit together and shared a group hug
>Appuljack and Pinkie
Tracks. The most Trixie ever said about Pinkie was that she's "weird" so she's pretty indifferent. Theatrical magic is also antithetical to AJ's whole honesty thing.
>RD
I'm conflicted about this one, she was the first to heckle Trixie but also they have a shared love for cool shit.

Comfy draw thread delivery

>>42307951
>artist:moonatik
Ew.

I love love LOVE this mare

cookiexsie

She's learning...

>>42308680
her ass is not reading

>>42305823 (OP)
Dude why did Trixie murder Twilight Fish that's not very nice.

>>42308959
She's probably read a lot about magic tricks and pyrotechnics. Why wouldn't she read a book about summoning snakes.

>>42305823 (OP)
Hey, thanks for the mention in the OP. I'll give you guys a sneak peek at my next Trixie story, planned for a different anthology.

>>42308686
Trixie saved Equestria, by wisdom and knowledge, not by force but using a simple spell. I saw the giants of titanium freeze, and kneel before her, under her command. The few who resisted died instantly before falling on the ground. I now know what terror means.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ

>>42309342
More preggers??

>>42310076
please no more preggers

trixie has the same hair as fluttershy. It would appear that fluttershy uses conditioner and a flat iron on her hair to make it look fuller and give it a wavy look while trixie doesn't seem to use anything but probably combs it. You can literally tell that her hair is dry as shit and probably has a lot of dandruff. Trixie's hair also seems to be more straight than fluttershy's but that could be just because fluttershy takes care of her hair way more than trixie does and you can also see some breakage as well around her tail. I also put a depiction of trixie at the bottom if she used a as much makeup as Rarity does for comparison.

What kind of music would Trixie be into? I've always liked linkrel and wanted more but I have no idea what genre it might be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjhvNFPfFk8

>>42310288
this is slander, Trixie has velvet smooth hair and DEFINITELY has no dandruff, my tail is perfectly fluffy and she has NO breakage at the tips, it's just styled this way on purpose to differentiate her from other ponies

>>42310288
Her tail only looks like that because of the sheer amount of sex we have on the daily

>>42309342
This arouses me on so many levels.

>>42308659
Trixie would eat raw cookie dough

>>42311788
she would not

>>42311788
>raw
I could see her family cutting slices of it and roasting them on sticks like they were marshmallows when she was growing up

>>42312343
Okay smart guy, what does she eat then?

>>42312469
The cheapest, greasiest, least healthiest thing she can think of just because she can.

>>42312508
god, this mare is so beautiful.

what does Trixie smell like?

>>42312805
wet dog and farts

>>42310458
Is gothic waltz what you're looking for

>>42312805
good

>>42308565
That's my wife youre talking to

>>42305823 (OP)

>>42315841
What are they gonna do to anonfilly!?

>>42315841
WEW LAD

>>42315865
they're going to make her regret being an earth pony

bump

bump

>>42318770
One mudpony double unicorn glazed sandwich coming up

>"Looks like Trixie wears this human shirt better than you can, Anon"

>>42319951
do not open this can of worms

The Goofy and Gooberish Trixie

>>42319951
i would kill to sniff her gross smelly cock

>>42320607
What does something that doesn't exist smell like?

>>42310288
trixie and fluttershy are the most feminine characters in the show to me

>>42321942
That’s cuz Trixie’s tranny and she needs to overcompensate for her former manliness by being the most girly girl she can be.

mooom! they're calling Trixie a tranny again!

does anypony have a drawing of Trixie striking a pose while being surrounded by a ton of magic energy and lots of wavy particles and encircled by a deck of cards? It was a sketch, I've tried using different tags on derpibooru but to no avail.

>>42322751
it looked a bit like this

>>42322764
I have the image but this made me laugh so you have to draw another one before I post it

>>42322734
"Anon had to choose between you and me, and he chose me! Your human chose me, so ha! I win!"

>>42322913
she's so full of the liters of soda i forced down her throat i hope she burps in my face

>>42322890
alright I guess, give me a second

>>42322890
have two for the price of one

>>42323389
stupid mobileposting me

>>42323393
Based deliveries anon. Here it is

>>42323430

>>42323439
oh hell yeah, thanks anon, I was thinking about the second one

>>42322734
living the dream

>>42322913
was looking for some vector inspo and found the post abortion version

>fireworks day
>no fireworks posted in the dedicated pyrotechnic pony thread
For shame

>>42322913
Did Twilight fuck her with her purple marecock and get her pregnant?

>>42325396
think fast, chucklenuts

>>42325396

>>42326683
>>42326688
Seeing her this happy warms my heart
>trixie having a mini ursa minor familiar

>>42327882
She'll never be this happy again. It's all downhill from here for her.

>>42327990
We can never truly go back to childlike joy, but we can get close

and one more Tricksay for a good measure

The amount of fireworks is satisfactory now. Thanks, team

what ever happened to trixie eating pinecones

>>42329109
I don't care for it, seems like one of those "you just had to be there" lolrandumb memes.

>>42329109
I remember it, but I'm not sure how it even started. Was fun during the S1 times though.

>>42329991
From the archives
https://trixieeatingpinecones.tumblr.com/

>>42329995
I've missed it somehow, some of these drawings are really cool, might make one myself to contribute to the cause

>>42329109
I would pine her cone if you get what I mean

Someone's killing off threads again.

>>42331682
Who would do such an evil thing

>>42331772
I don't know, but just look at the catalog sorted by creation date. Over twenty of the threads made in the last twelve hours are worthless, and some still don't even have replies.

Anyway, more Trixie.

>>42333153
What's the cunt totem pole like? Off the top of my head:
>chryssy
>commie glimglam
>gilda
>rainbow
>trixie
>rarity
If we're including fillies then golly is above glimmy and diamond tiara is below gilda

>>42333153
my condolences hope you find a better wife soon

>>42333194
yes this is accurate. in fact trixie and rarity are my favorite pones because i like the modest purple horse and the annoying loner blue horse very much.

bumb

Trixie no!!

>>42333194
Gilda and dt should be above commie glim since they're actively unprovoked cunts that harass and belittle others out of nowhere.

>>42335422
Trixie's about to open a dark fountain

>>42335655
dark world trixie would go fucking hard

I made some time to start a Trixie themed build in ER after doing one for DS2 and DS3 earlier this year, this is how it's looking so far. Strictly keeping it at level 100 until I somehow get stonewalled by the later DLC fights and anything post-fire giant (I hate how easy it is to tank and steam roll everything otherwise). Keeping it light roll literally goes a long way in giving much needed distance to mitigate her ass melee attacks and into decent ranged DPS.
Lore-wise it would make sense to use a lot more consumables since she amasses her own magical item hoard in the show, but stuff like glintstone scraps are too reliable and spammable on their own.
>EQG Trixie
I don't like jaundiced girls but it's the only way to make the character model more interesting to look at. She can at least pass for a Nox

Making a gimped build is the only way to make this shit game any fun

>>42336180
nice infographic, that took some work,
why do you think the games shit?
It's the only fromsoft game I got burned out on and still haven't finished, I think it was because of the bosses, exploration was the most fun I had in a souls game, apart from the dungeons but you can ignore those
you can't ignore the stupid fast, button reading bosses though, maybe I was supposed to use the summons but that felt like cheating so I never bothered,
in previous games I could learn the bosses just by fighting and after some time I'd beat them 100% of the time
but in er they always had some weird ass combo I'd waste all my stamina on and then get punished or button read into oblivion so it kinda became a game of chance

>>42334316
fucked up my homunculus again

>>42334758
Floppyxie

>>42336180
I used a very similar build starting out but branched into forbidden magic like black flame to represent her alicorn amulet powers. Was using Elden Ring Defuckenated, gives minor FP regen, fixes a lot of QoL issues like item farming, lets you summon anywhere, etc. Highly recommend.

>Nuclear option
Good god yes, only summon Snips and Snails when all hope is lost.
>Spark Aromatic
Wait wait wait don't do this man, don't do this to yourself! They fucking suck! The bit isn't worth it!
>Whip
Way more fun than it was in Dark Souls. Loved dual wielding it with the magma whip, plus idk if it was basegame or the mod but you could enchant the whip. Bloodflame Blade on a big fuckoff whip was hilarious.

Damn I actually love Elden Ring and talking about it makes me want to replay, maybe with Convergence instead of DF

>>42336248
The game is a glorified boss rush after your first playthrough because there's nothing stopping you from running past every obstacle to the next grace. It makes every subsequent playthrough feel pointless since you're not forced to engage with the level design using different builds (unlike DS2, but that game has issues with enemies being too simple). The only difference builds make is how fast you can kill the bosses, which doesn't feel that stimulating when you have to hold back on using your entire arsenal if you don't want to cheese them. I particularly don't like how attunement was shafted in favor of collectable memory slots which make using spells a low commitment. There's nothing stopping this Trixie build from equipping op spells with mimic tear and halving the difficulty of every fight.

tldr Level design sucks, different builds have no meaning, having to make your own difficulty is gay game design

Anyways it's fun making themed builds so here's one for other horses
>>42337190
>They fucking suck! The bit isn't worth it!
She's an entertainer, not a fighter
and seeing enemies perish to sparkly farts is entertainment

>>42339257
Who is Trixie texting?

>>42339318

>>42338282
>Glorified boss rush
Man idk bout you, I actually like fighting every enemy and collecting loot and wandering around. I don't install Elden Ring because I wanna beat it fast, I install it because I want to take Trixie on a meandering journey to godhood.

Personally I don't have strong feelings about either spell system, my issue is that the UI and equipment system is still ultimately DS1. Melee users have 6 weapon slots across two buttons to worry about, meanwhile mages have potentially 12 spell slots on one fucking button. Same problem with consumables but at least you have the pouch- letting you assign spells to the d-pad or that pause menu to quickcast would've solved a lot of problems imo.

>>42339324
Trixilee? A bold ship but I approve, though only if Trixie is on top.

https://youtu.be/jwVrZYyUquE?t=1264
https://youtu.be/kMk3NUiM6mM?t=2150
I noticed this aspect of Trixie's personality. It seems like she doesn't like when people are left out.

>>42338282
ok I gotta get into it properly, I remember knowing ds1 by heart, every item and interaction but I couldn't get immersed into elden ring this much for whatever reason, maybe because I got older, I need to give it a chance again

How can I be self-employed like her

>>42339964
It's as easy as being able to walk through the wilderness of a fantasy world while hauling your entire house the whole way

why is it so hard to find a picture of trixie in a badass suit of armor that isn't impractical as fuck

>>42338282
>>42336180
hi fellow souls autist, I like trixie too

>>42341280
>wedding.png
Whose wedding are they attending?

>>42341330
Me and Sunburst

>>42305825
fpbp

>>42339528
Good to know she will at least pity fuck me

>>42342394
"The existence of the Great and Powerful Daughter proves Trixie has fucked at LEAST once!"

>>42340860
draw one yourself! if it turns out shit you can just post it in /bale/ where nopony will laugh at you

>>42343012
What the french toast is that?

>>42343421
toothpaste my nigga

>>42343888
>poxyboxy

>>42345284
>Letting yourself hate so much Trixie art because of irl faggotry

>>42345284
life gets so much sweeter when you just go on derpibooru and look at all of the cool new drawings without wondering it the artist is a tranny or whatever you're having an issue with

>>42345534
>>42345635
NTA but you know maybe things wouldn't have gotten this bad if you fags weren't so lax about these things, if you let a dog shit on the carpet are you going to clean it up or just let that dog continue to shit on it?

>>42345653
don't car, barrage of a thousand rockets

>>42345653
Like nice art, but shit on the artist is what I do. Separate them a bit.

>>42343012
I shat bricks

>>42345284
i don't think I've ever seen an artist whose art can either be really good or really shitty at the same time.

somepony asked for armored Trixie

>>42346805
Oh hell yes

>>42346805
Drawings like this make me wish some of the mares had fuller hair instead of always just the strip down the middle.

If mares didn't share the exact same model, I imagine Trixie being from the shorter stock

>>42347085
Trixie had a full set of hair in her baby sitter days before she got afflicted with mare pattern baldness

>>42346927
found one more, I think I saw a third one drawn by the prince himself but I can't find it now
>>42348484
they did her dirty in some drawings, I prefer when they switch up the hair a bit, >>42348301
this one is really cute but I can't get over the norwood 7 combower they gave her

>>42343760 What are your thoughts on Trixie possibly playing a significant villain role in Lauren's original plans? The way she was handled is already a waste by giving her no independence from Glimmer and being absent for the majority of FiM's first half, so having any bigger role in the story is cool. The only part that bugs me is if Trixie would've fallen under Lauren's aversion to reforming villains if her sole reason for being an antagonist remains just being jealous of Twilight. On one hand yeah it's retarded to try redeeming the personification of chaos and disharmony, but a friendless version of Dashie would have been apt for a redemption arc. You don't have a show's tagline be "friendship is magic" and not reform at least one antagonist through some bonding.

>>42349655
every episode should be about Trixie being awesome, it would be called Trixie is magic or something, my little Trixie sounds kinda weird but I'd live with that
but seriously I don't mind how FIM treated Trixie, although some solo episodes would be nice, there is so much potential in showing her life as a wandering magician showmare
If they actually wrote her as a recurring villain they probably wouldn't redeem her and we would get less cute Trixie content so I'm fine with this timeline

goodnight bump

>>42351016
Any angle of Trixie is automatically the best view in the house

>>42351284
I gotchu anon

page Tenxie bump

>>42352122
unf trixie belly

G3 Trixie.

G3.7 Trixie

>>42351284
>>42353481
Trixie demands bigger and better resolution phoneposter anon

>>42354219
Four plappable mares, but one is infinitely more plappable than the others. You might even say she's great and powerful.

>>42355082
What did Starlight see in her?

>>42355392
Great and powerful love

>>42355522
Agreed

>>42355392
Someone that appreciates her assets

>>42356224
Glimglam, those fat rolls are very counterrevolutionary, I thought you were an anti-cutie-mark commie cultist or something?

>>42355392
My dick. She likes to watch.

>>42357812
I can't describe the emotion she's showing but I feel it rn

>>42346266
The ugly stuff is more offensive than the troon flags and whatever he did over marefair

>>42358339
did he draw something especially ugly during marefair?

Bump

>>42358889
From what I remember he went on a rant about nazi's and racists on shitter after it ended. probably more that i cant remember.

>>42359743
Yep, he then came to the board and acted like he wasn't upset and told people to cope and seethe, the usual.

>>42359785
Never checked the threads but sounds par for the course.

What type of drunk is she?

>>42361331
Frequent

>>42361374
>>42361331
And sexually

>you thought to yourself
>you didn't take this mare to be so rigidly austere when you offered
>that came as a shock, you figured she was experienced
>but after enough times seeing you partake, she takes you up on it
>it started with two fingers
>two became three, and it kept going until she reached her limit
>that's all it took to get her loose

>"Paaaah~!" *clank*
>"Are you gonna finish that...?!"
>you were busy recoiling from her ability to finish so many glasses to answer before a pink aura enveloped your drink and swiped it from under your loose grip
>you watch as she downs it all in one chug
>she even suckles the ice you added for more
>one of the cubes fall to the wagon's floor
>this was a blunder on all counts, an expensive one
>this was supposed to be the night
>and the showmare isn't enough glasses deep to forget about the reason for why
>you go place your hand on her back
>she groans
>"Assistant Anonymouse..."
>the fact she's using your title reaches your soul
"Y-Yeah?"
>"..."
>"Trixie's glass is empty."
>those words were not the expected ones
>they came with a sense of relief
>however you were conflicted between your employer not reaming you on the spot and a regret that this recent slump isn't eliciting more from the showmare
>nonetheless, you do as your boss says
>she recites some opening act in hums and motioning in her hooves as you get up from your seat
>the strong stuff is stored where most of her antique trinket collection used to be, it's better for her to uncork this one right away
>you take one look at the label then back at her
>you try to remember when you stopped seeing the mare that needed to take an edge off

>live action MLP movie announced
who would you cast as Trixie?

>>42363079
>Implying humanized

nigga that's nuts

>>42363737

>>42363737
>that was too quick, anon

>>42363737
Actually she's eating pine cones

>>42360334
yeah she sucks what about it

>>42359912
What's with unicorns and spontaneously growing caterpillar eyebrows

>>42360334
That's not what happened. She didn't threaten to kill herself, she actually tried to.

>>42366139
Wait what? What episode again?

>>42367056
No Second Prances.
TLDW: Trixie befriends Starlight, partially out of wanting to piss off Twilight, but also actually likes her. Twilight constantly fucks with them because she's no better than Trixie despite her pretending otherwise, Trixie blurts out how she was doing this to get at Twilight. Starlight leaves, Trixie cries, Trixie proceeds with a stunt that she knows will get her killed without Starlight to assist her.

>>42366040
Magic

>>42365526
Underrated ship

>>42366719
>>42367056
>>42367153
>>42367238
Four different flaggot posts in a row

Trinxie

>>42305823 (OP)
Thread theme...
>https://youtu.be/TOSZwEwl_1Q

>>42368788
Nice but I prefer this rendition
https://youtu.be/EpnYZs5XYqM

>I see two lovers looking over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
>Are they contemplating a double suicide? This means their love will end in hell.
>I couldn't stop laughing.

>>42369176

>>42368788
https://youtu.be/dDO-Kk9956g?si=3MLR_tctG2hjjnxq

>>42339466
>I don't install Elden Ring because I wanna beat it fast
I don't try to beat it fast either, but the majority of the enemy ai getting shutdown by r1 spam doesn't make me compelled to do every single encounter, especially when they drop aggro after a bit of running. I'll clear out a dungeon for a bit before it gets stale, which happens pretty quick since the combat hasn't significantly changed in a decade. If there was a way to implant the roleplaying autism gene into my dna I would in a heartbeat
>only summon Snips and Snails when all hope is lost.
Didn't think it would ever come to that before Jori proved just now that a solo act wasn't gonna cut it

>>42369202
Not gonna lie.
That album cover looks pretty gay, dude.

>>42369428
It represents Trixie's godlike hand strangling Rainbow Dash for stealing her fries

>>42366719
>tfw never going to physically drag Trixie off a stage show just so she doesn't hurt the baby
Why live

>>42369749
Because Trixie is love, Trixie is life

>>42369202
based

>>42369181
What happened here

>>42369639
I wanna draw this

>>42372107
Please do

Strand type Trixie

>>42371498
Trixie choked on a pinecone

>>42373793
God that would go hard. Imagine trying to navigate Equestria's fucked up cartoon wilderness while making sure not to break your various potions, bombs and trick items while Die Hardmare (Twilight Sparkle) tries to scam you into rebuilding Ponyville for free.

>>42375756
If Trixie and Twilight had spent more time together, what would their friendship have been like?

>>42375816
A holy maretrimony

>>42375816
Goku and Vegeta

>>42375816
Sonic and Knuckles (the characters not the game)

>>42372846
I only post in /bale/, so don't expect anything good.

>>42370611
I love this piece

>>42377253
there's more where that came from
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/Jayeaaaaa

>>42379700
holy shit she is so powerful and great in this gif

>>42379700
Marejestic as fork

>>42379700
mine doesn't do that, at least not when I'm looking

>>42380766
You are simply not worthy enough

>>42381224
what the Trixie

>>42373793
>Trixie arrives at the letter "A" in the word "Apploosa" on the map

>>42381741
Silicon valley magic is different from stage magic

>>42382324
>>42383061
Cocklust eyes

>>42383138
that's your pony name?

https://youtu.be/DA_jIAhJTFw

How would you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>42385070
Kiss her.

>>42385070

>>42385070
I think if trixie called me stupid but looked at me that way I would blush and melt into a puddle

>>42385089
>rape
Doesn't sound mad at all

bump

>"Come. Lie next to your great and powerful goddess."

>>42387980
Balding

>>42387980
i have this picture without watermarks (dont know how or where)

>>42388137
Why? It's not that intrusive. They could have at least left the patreon link in the corner.

>>42388132
Trixie is NOT balding
its that her natural main growth pattern is like a mohawk
but as you can clearly see her mane is quite full, long, and luxurious
furthermore Trixie is well groomed and smells nice
do NOT make this mistake again

>>42310938
I like dog/cat stretches

>>42388132
>>42388462
I wish they let the ponies have fuller hair. I know the mohawk hair makes them seem more similar to real horses, but it just doesn't look as good.

>>42388273
I dunno. I'm assuming based on the file sizes that the first one posted was something they posted publicly and mine came from their patreon. I dunno i just lurk trixie threads and save what I like.

>>42389900
>Trixie sees now that you are balding too. Our battle will be legendary!

I should have more artwork of Trixie to share with you soon, but bump for now.

>>42390233
kek

This character gives me a boner

Stumbled upon this while trying to search for something else

>>42392892
There should be an MLP skin mod for bloons tower defense 5 (the last flash one)