I wish I were Anonstallion and had a cute autistic family like this one

>>42335665 (OP)
based!

>>42335665 (OP)
I wish I were your anonmare.

>>42335667
that would be gay because you're a guy

>>42335667
but you can be my daughter anonfilly, I not going to fuck her anyway

>>42335667
but I think you can be my daughter anonfilly though, I'm not going to fuck her anyway

>>42335665 (OP)
Me too, I want to start my own family in Ponyville and be your autistic neighbor

>>42335665 (OP)
any greens or fics with that premise?

>>42335725
The only problem would be finding Anonmares. Would they be native to Equestria or would they simply appear with us when we got there?

>>42335762
The form you take in Equestria corresponds to your conduct on /mlp/. If you only ever make good posts and good content, you get to be Anon. If you're a relentless shitposter, you're going to end up as the little faggot. Most of us will land somewhere along the intervening Anonstallion/Anonmare spectrum.

>>42335771
I'm fucked

>>42335762
It doesn't really matter as long as she loves me.

>>42335771
>Doomed to eternal filly
RELEASE MEEEE!

>>42335665 (OP)
>>42335725
Our Town, but it's made up entirely of Anonponies

>>42335794
I'm not sure I want to live alongside anons.
I want my family and I to live in Ponyville alongside nice and friendly Pony.

>>42261072

>>42335806
took you long enough

>>42335665 (OP)
R*pe

>>42335813
Sorry, I was too busy jerking off to sissy hypno porn

>>42335815
no

>>42335815
Ripe, like Anonmare's unwashed panties

>>42335815
Rope, like the kind you use to keep the pantry locked so Anonfilly will stop eating so much and lose some weight. Annoying little fatty.

>>42335665 (OP)
Why no Anoncolt?

>>42335665 (OP)
Anonpony genes are so strong that any pony that reproduces with one will have all their foals look like a anonpony. Soon in many generations there shall be only anonponies all around Equestria.

>>42336450
I knew anons where all niggers

>>42336548
bit crazy to call yourself that unless you're from africa

>>42335665 (OP)

>>42336450
autism epidemic

>>42335732
>>42335794
There used to be a long running general about this. I wish I could remember the name.

>>42336763
desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41718145/

>>42336763
“Everyone on this board has been transported to equestria” was the premise, iirc. There may have been an image that lets you pick a race and traits for points, or maybe that was another thread?

Ah-ha! https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27230663/#27230663

t. samefag

>>42336777
Oldest occurrence: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/11437772/#11437772
Newest occurrence: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36258859/#36258859

>>42336229
They haven't gotten around for another foal to see if they get a colt.

>>42337008
They should get onto it then and make 10 more foals!

>>42337116
They will. A whole battalion worth of foals will come out of the anonfamily.

>>42337398
Damn, could a whole army of Anonponies take over Equestria?

>>42335665 (OP)
I dont need anonmare to do that. I'm gonna marry linky and we are gonna have an autistic family anyway.

>>42337833
based linkychad

>>42335665 (OP)
So do all Anonponies have the question mark cutie mark including their foals and grandfoals?

>>42338493
yes

>>42335794
I imagine Anon Town would probably be the most racist, fascist, homogenous town in all of Equestria. They would make Nazi Germany look like kids on the playground

>>42335794
>>42338737
>Wake up in Anontown.
>Make conversation with Anon, Anon and Anon on the way to work.
>You can't tell anyone apart, but it hasn't stopped certain groups from making their own identifiers.
>Mainly, the waifufags.
>Many have taken to decorating their saddlebags with the cutie marks of their Best Pony, but some have taken it a step further.
>Two unicorns once walked into the local bar both wearing a cape and magician hat and declared a magic duel to claim the title of "Great and Powerful." Magic's still banned indoors thanks to them.
>A bunch of Dashfags in the early days actually banded together to create the local weather team, which was a stormy disaster at first since not one of them actually mastered flight yet.
>Recently, there was talk of a Nightmare Moon cult that kidnapped and sacrificed some random non-Anon who strolled into town one day, but Moonfags wouldn't go that far, right?
>Right?
>Finish up things with your quartet, laughing it off as you go off on your own down a secluded path.
>While trotting, hear a rustling in the bushes off to the side.
>Obviously can't be anything good, so you back up. Or at least, you try.
>Bump into somepony that wasn't there before, and before you can turn around to see them- a green hoof is around your neck.
>Panic mode instincts kick in, but bucking your assailant off is an intense struggle.
>So much that you don't even register the cloaked Anonpone walking out of the bushes, until there's a knife levitated up to your throat.
>Oh fuck.
>Stop struggling and open your mouth to try to plead, but their voice cuts you off before you even begin.
>"Sun. Or Moon."
>Double fuck.

>>42338893
kino green

>>42335815

>>42336450
Why are the anongenes so overpowering of other genes?

You can choose to be not autistic in Equestria, you know that right?

>>42340119
Autism

>>42338893
>>"Sun. Or Moon."
Twilight

>>42340360
based

>>42340264
Is Autism really that strong?

This a secret Aspe supremacy thread?

>>42341105
Anon's is

>>42261072

>>42341144
How is Anon's autism different to other types of autism?

>>42341342
Horse pussy

>>42261072

>>42341395
buy an ad already

>>42341399
I'm pretty sure Milky guy bought all slots for the next decade

>>42338893
Moonie is best, Sunbutt is overrated.

>>42342082
>that shit you just said

>>42342082

>>42341413
wonder how much money he wasted on that

>>42340127
nah i'd be super autistic and spread the autism around to ponies

>>42343127
Bit rude to make ponies suffer with autism, Anon.

>>42343490
skill issue on their part to not enjoy it as much as i do

>>42335684
That's fine. My parents fucked up. You could probably raise me to not be gay, trans and retarded.

>>42343490
In Equestria you'd probably not suffer that much with autism. Ponies are so kind and understanding, they'd just think you're quirky and find you something to do that you're good at.

>>42335805
I'll make sure when we go to Equestria to find where you live and be your neighbour, Anon. ;)

>>42343918
I hope you'll never be MY neighbour, don't want to hear any screeching from your house whenever do you something there.

>>42335815
>censoring rape
coward

>>42341391
unff

>>42338493
Obviously, we're all Anons down here and we shall bear the symbol of Anonymous on our cutie mark.

>>42338893
>That's a complicated question, it depends on what you mean by that...
>"Sun or Moon."
>It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that the Sun and the Moon being above implies, to some degree, that the Sisters' powers are...Well we can get into the semanticalities...
>"Sun or MOON?"
>The very notion of picking either one can be rhetorically whittled to the nub of its very meaning. I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this, would you be interested in reading some of my literature?
>"NO!"
>The knife falls to the ground as they lose concentration, their hooves grip their head as they angrily tug back their cloak.
>It's an Anon.
>Ah, so it was me all along, now I understand what's happening in here, I just need to go through the black door!

>>42346127
ok but still sun or moon, anon?

>>42346698
moon and star

>>42338893
>"Sun Or Moon."
>rape

>>42338893
"Heart."
>Cadance flies in and rapes my enemies to death

>>42346937
god i wish i was one of the anonponies getting cadence'd right about now

>>42337737
Nope, not even a army of anons could defeat a powered up Alicorn.

>>42347295
same

>>42335684
Can I be his sister? I'm an only child, and I've always wanted a younger sibling.

>>42346127
kek

>>42347607
yes

>>42343504
>>42347607
I will rape my green wife hard every night to get her pregnant, so you guys can be born as my anonfilly daughters

>>42347691
What if she rapes you first?

>>42347699
I'm going to put her on her place if she tries to

>>42347770
The two of you will have a rape-off. In fact, that's a common sporting event in (You)r Town

>>42347792
unf

>>42347792
Is it who >rape the fastest wins?

>>42347770
>implying
You ain't strong, nonny.

>>42346937
Damn your enemies are lucky!

>>42348897
I will be big and strong a anonstallion

>>42349797
and my cock will be huge

>>42341391
Ah, true. Can't beat that.

>>42347233

>>42347691
Thanks, dad!

tranny thread

>>42347691
>>42350565
wholesome anonpony family, made from the purest >rapes

>>42350790
yeah, I will truly love my wife though, but she needs to understand that I have my needs too

>>42347233

>>42350825
Yes, the >rape needs is quite unbearable in the pony instincts, but hey! more foals :D

>>42335794
One hell of a autism town that'd be

>>42352185
Indeed

>>42352185
More like an asylum of all kinds of subhumans

>>42352742
yeah you'd fit right in

>>42352185
>>42352726
>>42352742
you will all be anonmares

>>42352795
no u

>>42352778
I'm weird but not a subhuman, I'm not like anyone here. I just come here to watch the circus.

>>42352811
you don't want to rape mares?

>>42352811
>I'm not like anyone here
>he says this while on the /mlp/ board
you cant be in denial for so long

>>42352811
>I don't like the show, I only watch it to see how BAD it is!

>>42352823
Believe it or not, I don't browse /mlp/ for the porn and being a scritching faggot.

>>42352838
I've never said that?

>>42347233

>>42352865
Hey look, the seething tard is back. Are you going to come out of the closet about the fact you're trans and thats why you hate anonfilly so much?

>>42352859
You can stop lying now

>>42353178
This is a blue board. If I was seeking to watch and talk about porn and generally goon, I would simply go elsewhere where I can straight up find and do it. This board is meant to be a place for simply discussing pony and have fun.

>>42347691
Every single night?! Wow.

>>42354358
Of course. That's her role as my wife after all.

>>42351739
Yeah, I'm going to have a lot of rape-born anonfillies and spread the autism all over Equestria.

>>42354506
What about some colts? Got to have some successors of your >rape empire.

>>42354654
That would be nice too, they can train with their sisters.

>>42354671
>Incest
You are no longer based, Twirapist

>>42354671
You are super based, Twirapist

>>42342907
No matter how much, it's based for forcing janny to see it everytime he goes on

>>42355897
janny likes milky
it's the mods that hate her

Twilight fag are all niggers

>>42356209
Pretty sure janny is deleting milky for "NSFW" even if literally nothing NSFW is showing. such BS

>Anon Village
>Mane 6 somehow pass through because shenanigans
>they find their effigies
What dk

>>42356685
I will claim Twily as my second wife

>>42356685
>every single Rainbow Dash effigy has a white liquid coming out of the foal making hole

>>42356707
Who's first?

>>42356713
>"And this is our spirit of speed, Rainbow Dash."
>"Aw yeah! At least they got ME ri-"
>"She's also the spirit of fertility, as she ensures our little swimmers reach the egg at mach speed."
>"What."
>"Her unwashed pubic musk is also a pungent aphrodisiac in legen-"
>Dash is already gone.

>>42356730
kek
>As dash speeds away, the crowd of anonponies scream "COME BACK DASHIE WE JUST WANT TO COME INSIDE!"

>>42356685
>>42356713
>>42356730
Which is the spirit of >rape?

>>42356796
You know how Greek deities had different epithets and 'forms/aspects'? Aphrodite Areia for example. Celestia Molestia, Rape-Queen.

fag anon is my comfort character

>>42356838
I'm convinced that Greeks extincted because they where all faggots

>>42356878
You do realise the faggotry in greece is a small minority right? The real Greeks are straight and reproduced for another generation and so on.

>>42356844
Narcissism

>>42356887
Maybe because they are ashamed of this faggot past

I remember we talked about something similar months ago
>Anonfamily (Anonstallion, Anonmare, Anonfilly, Anoncolt) move into Ponyville
>They pretend to be a family as a cover story for why two adults are living with two children
>This backfires, as the nigh-identical looks of Mare and Stallion make people assume they're closely related.

>>42356971
And then it turns out they where 2 faggot who kidnapped two children and raped them on a daily basis.

>>42356971
checked and it was around 2 months. Time flies, huh?

>>42356723
Anonmare

>>42357047
K-kyaaah!

>>42335665 (OP)
cute anonfamily

>>42357095
What

>>42356887
based greek flag

>>42356971
sadly no proper green from that prompt :^(

>>42358455
It's the only legitimate one.

>>42356707
Um! Um hey, Dad? Could you put me into Twilight's womb instead? Thanks.

>>42359001
Be the change you want to see in the world, Anon.

>>42356984
unf

>>42359406
A cute alicorn anonfilly? Of course

>>42360325
>Alicorn Anonfilly
you're going to release a weapon of mass destruction onto Equestria

>>42360776
>Uses her alicorn level magic to bring an Earth computer connected to Earth internet to Equestria
>Spends all day shitposting, gooning, and trolling /mlp/ with IRL pony pics.

up

>>42335665 (OP)

Aspe supremacy?

>>42361853
What does a spanish town has to do with this

>>42360776
Alicorn of Autism
kek

>>42363243
Anonfilly would be the strongest alicorn with that shit

>>42363243
>Alicorn of the tism
For our tards and those who wrangle them, I'll join the Anonguard!

>>42364083
I'll join as well, sounds chaotic enough to be fun.

>>42363243
Just by being near this alicorn you either gain autism or it makes your autism worse.

>>42364083
>Princess Anon, protected by her army of Anonfillies

>>42365558
Anonponies*

>>42335665 (OP)
very based

>>42359406
Say what now anon

>>42335665 (OP)
>had a cute autistic family
Why would you want to curse your family with autism? Just be fucking normal!

>>42367364
nah i'll make everypony autistic by FORCE!

>>42367905
Evil bastard

>>42368480
>:)

>>42367364
I like green

>only way for an Anon to make it to Equestria is for an Anonstallion and Anonmare to procreate
That explains why more of us haven't made it over. All the >rape posts wouldn't stop the average 0 experience from freezing up as soon as he's in position. Or worse, feeling too embarrassed to do it again

>>42369011
He should hurry it up and >rape asap. The line is getting bigger!

>>42369011
>be Anonstallion
>or Anonmare, take your pick
>both sitting on the edge of the bed, red in the face, and unable to even look at each other
>only the occasional cough or "So..." would break the silence
>"AARGH, come on, you two!"
>the door swings open and an exasperated Twilight steps in, trailed by a green filly with the most shit eating grin a pony can possibly make
>"I understand it can be a bit awkward to do under surveillance, but this is the third time we've tried this and you can't even touch each other!"
"Well it's tough," Anonstallion defensively replies. "I barely know him in the first place, and he's just sitting there not helping."
"Me!? You're the one with the dick, shouldn't you be making the first move?" Anonmare retorts.
>"Maybe he can't get it up anymore," Anonfilly says while nudging Twilight's leg
>a pillow thrown by Anonstallion flattens her
"It works just fine, you've all seen it."
>Anonmare buries her face in her hooves
"Not canon," the filly says muffled under the pillow.
>Twilight is rubbing her temples in frustration
>it seemed like an amazing research opportunity when the three came to her and explained their situation
>beings from a far off world being reborn in Equestria and from each other? How could someone like her not want to figure out what was happening?
>and how could someone like her not be upset at how much her efforts to figure out the process were being stonewalled by the ponies that came to her for help

>>42369848
kek nice

>>42369848
lmao, please continue this one

>>42369011
Does it make a foal every time or do other races get born?
>Anonstallion calling Anonmare a chicken fucker when he gives birth to a green griffon
>All the anonfillies and anoncolts saying cucked and roastie in the background
>Twilight takes notes aggressively

>>42369848
topkek
continue please

>>42369848
>"Well then how about you both get to know each other better? You've been in Equestria long enough to have a foal, yet it seems like you hardly know each other's names."
>Twilight's suggestion illicits some grumblings from the two ponies, though not all together rejection of the idea
"I say just booze them up. That's how they ended up with me in the first place," Anonfilly says lifting the pillow off herself
>"That'd be immoral, Fil. Though MAYBE if the control case doesn't result in another from your world making it over we can consider it to recreate the circ-"
"Can we not just use a turkey baster or something!?" Anonmare suddenly blurts out. "Just have him cum in a cup and I'll work from there!"
>Twilight is surprised, but also visibly confused
>very confused
>she looks over to Anonstallion with a look that begs for explanation about what she just said
"Oh, um, on our side there's ways to make babies without needing the parents to actually have sex."
>Twlight's face undergoes rapid changes from deeper confusion, to contemplation, to realization and curiosity, but she recomposes herself to focus on the issue at hand
>"(Ahem) Well, we can look into that later. Right now I do think it's a good idea for you to get comfortable with one another if you're bringing another foal into the world. Especially since your first is a little..."
>she glances at Anonfilly, who's now batting Twilight's tail like a cat playing with a toy
>"...peculiar."
Anonstallion rolls his eyes "In our defense, we're pretty sure he was like this even on Earth."

>>42370261
>>42369848
>He doesn't want to rape everything and everyone in his path
Not a real anon

>>42370270
I'm pretty sure most Anons just want to come inside rainbow dash than be a serial rapist leaving no mares without a foal and we just got the most normalfag Anon as the stallion. lole

>>42370261
Fil is a cool nickname. When Twi eventually forces them to breed (for science, of course), the next ones can be named Fill and Filly.

>>42370441
Are the colts going to be called Col and Colt?

>>42338737
Be you Earth poni, Pegasus, or Unicorn, the shouts of slurs from your fellow ponies in windows and doorways is the first thing to greet all travelers to this town.

>>42370786
They are all going to called Phill.

>>42370903
Every single one of them? Why Phill?

>>42335665 (OP)
Good for you, I suppose.

>>42370261
>"'He', 'him'. They were all males in their honeworld," Twilight thinks to herself
>"It was the only constant between them. They each say they're from different parts of their world.
>Even their ages are so wildly different. The filly claims to be older than her father!"
>she shakes her head to clear out that mental minefield and turns her attention back to the bickering trio
>"Okay, okay. We can try a few things to make the process easier for you. Within reason." she takes a seat between the two
"Such as?" they ask in unison
>"Uhhhhh," she realizes she hadn't actually thought of any suggestions
>"Mood setting music and candles?"
"...Eh, why not?" Anonstallion shrugs
Anonmare just snorts in embarrassment
"How about blindfold? Then they can pretend they're doing it with someone else?" Anonfilly suggests, this time being met with one of Anonmare's pillows to the face
>Twilight sighs. "I need help."

>>42372515
Blindfold anonmare, gag her, and tie her to the bed. Anonstallion does the rest.

>>42372515
heh nice.

>>42372515
>Twilight had called in just about everyone she knew for any help or advice they could lend
>it seemed whenever one of them was making progress the other would protest
>but a clearer picture of the two was starting to come through
>Anonstallion, sometimes just Anon, was the sentimental type. Much more open to doing things romantically
>he was practically entranced with the way Rarity described an ideal evening that would lead to making love
>really he seemed to like everyone's ideas of a perfect date before copulation
>"Except mine," she thought, remembering how her idea of a quiet evening spent reading books to one another was met with collective eye rolls
>Anonmare, seems to prefer Anonymous, was much more reserved
>the best anyone had gotten her to agree to was keeping the lights low and the music loud
>basically, do as much as possible to keep her checked out of the situation
"Or," she said once "just do it when I'm not expecting it. I'm sure he's thought about, too."
>that took everyone aback, as did Anon's inability to deny the accusation
"Yeah, come on, you have to have made some posts about doing it, right?" Fil had added with her usual instigating glee. "You'd be doing what a bunch of us would kill to do."
>she certainly had a way of making sure she was the only one in a room having fun

>>42374389
interesting

>>42374389
>just do it when I'm not expecting it.
So good ol' >rape

>>42374389
>just do it when I'm not expecting it

>>42335665 (OP)
That's adorable, I suppose.

>>42376511
Thanks

humanized anonstallion and nonamare have a child together and live happily ever after

>>42376550
>humanized anonstallion

>>42376550
>humanized
>EqG post
get out normalFAG

>>42376645
>>42377161
>not getting the joke

>>42374389
>a week would go by with more doomed attempts
>attempts 4 and 5 had ended with their meticulously planned dates to get them more comfortable with each other devolving into more bickering and yelling
>5 was somewhat more successful, if only because they were pretty liberal with the restaurant's wine
>though as a result their language got particularly colorful. And loud.
>they are not allowed back in that restaurant
>attempt 6 skipped the date and had employed nearly all their requested aides
>blindfolds, music, light inebriation, even Anonstallion's request to make Anonmare, quote, "smell like Rainbow Dash"
"I promise, it's less weird than it sounds. Just let me have this." was his best attempt at giving an actual explanation for it
>hopefully she never figures out why we really had to borrow her bed sheets
>and yet despite all that preparation and how close they got, it still ended in failure
>in hindsight, however, maybe the blindfolds were too much. Not letting them see what they were doing meant they could see what they were DOING
>nor did the music let Anon hear Anonmare's protests about what he was thrusting into
>or rather between in this case, as it were
>"Fil, I think I'm about ready to give up," she said to the filly while going over her notes
"Honestly, you've been over complicating things. Let me take over from here. I promise she'll have little disappointment or two in there by tomorrow!"
>it was a bad idea, of course, and she knew it
>but she was so fed up with it all she simply said
>"Fine. Just don't tell me what you're planning."
>and with a nod and smile that could almost be mistaken for innocence Anonfilly trotted off to do Celestia-knows-what

>>42377584
Oooooh, wonder what the filly will do, paint anonmare and put fake wings so she'd look like Rainbow Dash? Could work.

>>42377584
>Filly builds a rape rack

>>42364083
I'd sign up to be a anonguard, sounds like a good job to have compared to what we got over here.

>>42369848
>>42370261
>>42372515
>>42374389
>>42377584
You know this is kind of reminding me of panda breeding in captivity and how they can only do it if they see other pandas having sex
This makes me think the only way they'll be able to do it is if they see other ponies doing it
Fluttershy probably has some material for them to look at as she is the only panda breeder in equestria

>>42379094
>"Fluttershy, you NEED to let them watch you get plowed by Big Mac."
>"It's the only way!"

>>42359406
Say this to your actual irl dad

>>42379101
>"Princess Celestia, you have to let the anons watch you have hardcore lesbian sex with your sister! It's the only way they can mate!"
>"I understand, for the sake of the anons I must do this!"
>Celestia gives Luna bedroom eyes
>Luna flies out a window and to the moon
>"Well I hope they'll fine with just me and Cadence."

>10bump

>>42379101
>you have let them see you lick his balls, Fluttershy
>h-his balls?
>it's the only way, Fluttershy
>you have to jerk him off while you do it. jerk him off, hurry! it's for their future, Fluttershy! jerk him off!

>>42380473
The anonponies are going extinct in equestria. I'm sure Fluttershy will understand and cooperate.

>>42377584
>Twilight returned the next, ready to pack her supplies and give a polite 'Goodbye, sorry I couldn't get you two to have sex.'
>when she knocked on the door to the Anons' home she was answered by Anonfilly, looking particularly proud of herself
>"Oh, Fil, hi. Just came to do a final check up. Are your parents here?"
"Yep. Judging by the time, they should be finishing up about now."
>"Finishing? You mean...?"
>Anonfilly nods and holds her head high as though she just solved world hunger
"Oh yeah. They've been going at it since last night. Ain't that right, neighbor!?" Anonfilly shouts to a mare raking leaves next door
>she quickly turns away and pretends not to have heard her
>"But how?" Twilight asks. "We practically handed them to each other on a silver platter. What did you do to get them-?"
>Anonfilly raises her hoof to stop her
"It's better I just show you. Come on in."
>She follows Fil into their house, immediately being met with a mess comparable to the aftermath of one of her own disastrous magic experiments
>"Gosh, what happened in here?"
"The hardest fucking I ever saw, that's what."

>>42380665
reaching the peak, let's see what the filly did to get 'em to do it!

>>42380533
Oop looks like they've been saved from extinction now, truly a life saver that wee filly is.

>>42380665
best green of the year
please bin it after finishing

>>42381437
archive*

>>42380665
>"The hardest fucking I ever saw, that's what."

I'm dyin, good job lol.

>>42335665 (OP)
Hope your dream comes true, anon.

>>42347233

>>42380665
>Anonfilly leads Twilight to the kitchen, guiding her around a minefield of stains on the way
>Twlight is desperately trying to keep her hooves off the ground by the time they reach the kitchen
"Alright, check this out."
>Fil opens one of the lower cupboards she can reach and starts pulling out bottle after bottle of clear and colorful liquids
>"Are those...?"
"Aphrodisiacs? I think so. While you guys were doing all that date stuff I went out and asked everyone I could for anything that could help a stallion and a mare make a foal."
>Twlight recognizes some of the label types on a few of the bottles. Some are from actual clinics, some are over the counter 'remedies', and one even seems to be the kind Zecora uses
>"How did you get all of this by yourself? Some of these need prescriptions."
"Easy. I just did this."
>Anonfilly walks up to Twilight, clears her throat, and looks up at her with the biggest puppy eyes she can
"Excuuse me, my mom and dad said they're having trouble finding a little brother for me and I want to help them, but I don't know how. Can you help me?"
>"Awww, of course I'll help," Twilight scoops up Fil, "I'm sure we can figure something out for-- wait."
>she realizes what's happening and looks down at Anonfilly with a stern look
>she's met with the smuggest mug she's ever seen
>"You're a very naughty filly," she scolds Fil and sets her down
"I'm RESOURCEFUL. Anyway, once I got all of this I just as much of it as I could into their food and drinks yesterday after you left. And just to make sure Anon wasn't going to pussy out I out my real skills to work."
>she digs out a sketchbook from the cupboard and passes it to Twilight
>the unicorn opens it up to a random page, takes one look at what's on the page and quickly closes it
>"You drew that!?" she's completely red in the face
"Mhm. Pretty good, huh? I just asked Anon to look over it for any critique and after five minutes he was squirming in his seat trying to hide his boner. You should have seen his face, it was hilarious."

>>42382059
devilish

>>42382059
>drawfags retain their clopmaking skills after fillyfication
Dear God...

>>42381805
Thank you, do you want to be my anonmare?

>>42382203
No, i'll be the little colt if I am forced to

>>42382059
>Fil retains their power of lustful arts and gained the power of innocent filly antics with that devious mind.

I kneel

>>42382059
KINO, is the lewd drawings all rainbow dash?

I (Anonstallion) love my little chud daughter (Anonfilly)

>>42382059
That's pretty smart of anonfilly, now her parents have gone to town, whew! Let's see what scientific mumbojumbo Twilight will make as a result of the new Anonpony getting in, eh?

>>42382059
>Twilight did not need to be assaulted with this many mental images
>"Okay, okay, okay! I get it, you did what we couldn't. I'll admit, it was probably a mistake to go about this from purely a pony point of view."
"Don't sweat it. This was my hail mary before locking them in the hallway closet and keeping them in there until they boned."
>"You're starting to make me wonder if it was a good idea to do all this and potentially bring more ponies like you into Equestria."
>Fil responds with a laugh
"What, don't like the one-in-three odds you've seen so far?"
>Twilight is not amused
>"Speaking of the other two-in-three, I take it they're resting in their bedroom? I would have thought I'd at least heard them by now."
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me."
>Anonfilly runs over and opens the fridge, pulling out yet more colorful bottles
>Twilight at least knew for sure what these were. Energy drinks in all sorts of flavors, the kind she'd seen in stores in Manehatten and Cloudsdale
"Come on, we gotta make sure they haven't dehydrated themselves" Anonfilly starts heading down the hall with her forelegs barely holding onto a jumble of bottles
>Twilight follows, still watching her step but also taking in just how much of a disaster zone the place had become since yesterday
>the few photos they had on the walls were on the floor, the bathroom door was wholly off its hinges, and the bedroom door had a huge dent in it where it had been forced open with excessive force
"Uh, you mind getting that for me? My hands are kinda full."
>"Shouldn't we knock first?"
"I know for a fact they're not going to be in any shape to answer or open the door themselves."
>Twilight takes a nervous gulp and uses her magic to open the door, giving it a small bump with her hoof when it was having trouble opening
>the scene that they uncovered left them both speechless
>Anonfilly: HoryShit.png
>Twilight: DisgustedEddieMurphy.gif

Sorry for the delay on this one, 10 hour shifts fucking suck. I wish my job was fucking an apprehensive mare

>>42347233

>>42381437
>>42381456
Both can be done

>>42383620
no worries, it's all good!

>>42383617
Let's see the crime scene aka the sex scene. Must be a nightmare in that room!

>>42383617
They were going quite wild, eh?

>>42383617
>Equestria is not meant to behold these kinds of sights
>nothing in the room was left upright
>even the bed was lopsided from having the legs on its left side broken
>but the worst of it was the puddles. Eveywhere
>but the WORST of it was the source of the mess
>Anonstallion and Anonmare were layed out next to each other on the bed, barely keeping themselves from sliding off it
>the good news is they were still alive. Their heavy breathing made that clear enough
>the bad news is they were absolutely drenched
>where one fluid ended on them and another began, no one knows
>were the scene not such a sensory shock Twilight would have shut the door, but now could only stare in disbelief
"Whoooaaah, that stuff actually worked."
>Anonfilly takes the first steps into the room, navigating the moist spots to the best of her ability to get to reach the exhausted pair.
"Hey, open up. You look like you need a drink." she sets down the pile and waves an orange bottle in front of the green ponies' faces to get their attention.
>She pops open the bottle and starts slowly pouring it into Anon's open mouth
"Twilight, help me out here." she points to Anonymous
>"Huh? Oh, right." Twilight responds, snapping back to reality from sate of shock
>she makes her way to Anonymous' side, wincing when she felt a damp spot beneath her hooves
>she also has to turn her head away for a moment when she gets there and sees that the two are still leaking
>"Just stay calm, Twilight," she thinks to herself as she levitates as purple bottle to Anonmare, "You're making history here."
>she looks over at Fil, who's already opening a second bottle now that the first was completely empty and excitedly recounting to Anon what she saw them doing
>"Just hope it's the kind of history that doesn't get you banished from Equestria."

>>42384960
God damn that's gotta be one hell of a session worthy of many foals coming out for Twilight to inspect

>>42384960
>They have to do this every single time they want to bring an Anon to Equestria
Might as well build a dedicated >rape room

>>42385802
that would be cool, but it would require a lot of anonmares

>>42384960
Huh, neat!

>>42384960
>"So, how do you feel?" Twilight asked nervously
>after having helped Anonmare drink, then eventually guzzle, a few energy drinks she assisted her to the bathroom to towel herself off
"Like I need to take a cold shower. Forever."
>by now two of their towels had been soaked through and tossed out the window. A third was now being put through it's death march
>"Well, at least the hard part's over now, right?" she gives am awkward laugh
"First, no. Carrying the first foal was tough enough, now I have to do it again. Second, that ended up being Fil, and I know for a fact he's not the worst kind of person that could have been brought over. And third,"
>she casts a very serious gaze at Twilight
"now he has a taste for this. I've seen it in his eyes."
>"F-for what?"
"For ME!"
>Twilight backs up against the wall in surprise
>"But that's good, isn't it? If you're already living together and raising children then you can start getting closer to one another and be a family."
"I didn't ask to be a baby factory when I got here, Twilight. Maybe I would have liked keeping my dick and balls. Maybe I would have liked to settle down with a nice mare and give her children. Instead I get to be the pearly gates through which another guy is going to pass through to get here and potentially live the way I wanted to."
>Twilight is seriously taken aback hearing all this
>"I-if you didn't want another foal, why did you go along with the plans?"
"Because I was sure they wouldn't work." Anonymouse slumps over. "Those rape jokes were just that, jokes. He didn't seem the type to actually do it. But I guess the joke's on me."

>>42386885
>"So, do you want to call this whole thing off?" Twilight asks after a moment to let Anonmare calm down
>she snorts and picks herself off the floor
"Too late for that now, isn't it? No, we're balls deep in this now so we may as well see it to the end."
>she finishes wiping off the last non-dried on wet spots from herself and chucks the towel out the window
>Twilight places a hoof on the glum mare's shoulder
>"That's very brave of you, Anonymous. And don't worry, I'll make sure you get all the help you and Anon need during this. You won't have to worry about a thing."
"...Really?"
>"Whatever you need. I'll even take Fil off your hands for a while when you need it. It's the least I can do since I was the one pushing you to this in the first place."
>A bit of light starts coming back to Anonymous' eyes from Twilight's kindness
"...Thanks, Twilight."
>after a moment, she takes her first good look around, finally taking in how she and Anon had wrecked the place. The bathroom door being off the frame made it easy to look out into the hall and what was left of the living room
"Maybe we should start with a clean up crew."

>>42387169
>we're balls deep in this
haha, Anonstallion certainly was in Anonmare for quite the time

At what point do we find out that making more Anonfillies is actively killing Anons on Earth to whisk their souls away to Equestria?

>>42387252
>casually typing away on /mlp/ making a shitpost
>as you are about to click on the submit button you suddenly fade to black and the next thing you know you're suddenly in some mare's womb
That would be something, alright.

>>42387252
>>42387572
I wish that would happen to me.

>>42387252
>>42387572
>>42387591
Imagine feeling piercing pain, losing consciousness and waking up in Equestria in some hospital

>>42337833
FUCK YOU NIGGER LINKY IS MINE ONLY MINE

>>42337833
>>42387795
who would win, Anon or Anon? Winner gets Linky.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42388304
>>42387795
>>42337833
Rolling to get Linky as my pet.

>>42388362
>pet
faggot

>>42388372
Oh don't you worry, I'll treat her well. She's going to love every second of living with us.

>>42387169
>Meanwhile, back in the bedroom
>Anonstallion's leaning against the bed while his legs are still recovering
"-And then you carried him from the couch to the dining table, with ONE leg!"
>Anonfilly was still excitedly recounting all the things she saw the older ponies doing during their drugged up rampage
"Fil," he tries to stop the filly while holding his head
>she does not
"I didn't get a chance to sketch it very well since you pretty quickly moved him against the fridge, but THAT I did get-"
"FIL, please! Not helping!"
"Oh, sorry."
>the filly just lowers her voice a bit
"Anyway, that was pretty cool since I'd never thought about a pony bending back like that. I'm for sure using that more often in my art."
>Anon groans in annoyance
"Not what I meant. I'd like to not think about how everything I just did I technically did to a guy."
>confusedfilly.png
"That's your main issue? Not that I basically forced you two into a drug rape doujin?"
>her question is answered with a crusty pillow to the face
"That's it's own issue, which we'll get to. I just don't want to think about how twice now even when I had sex with a woman it was actually a guy."
>Anonfilly thinks for a moment and sits down next to Anon to offer a reassuring pat on the back
>or at least tries to. The pillow is stuck to her face
"Dude," she says in a muffled voice, "you did it. You lived the dream. You raped a mare. Like, do you know how jealous I am of you right now? How jealous EVERYONE would be of you?"
>it's not a terribly uplifting speech, but Anonstallion can appreciate that she's trying
"And all you can think about is guys!?"
>inhale
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
>Anonfilly is thrown against the wall, pillowside first. Naturally it sticks there

If Anonmare isn't willing for a third, Anonfilly is ginna have to step up

>>42388687
kek, Twilight's research on this is gona be one hell of a thing to explain to celestia

>>42388687
>the next few weeks were thankfully pretty calm
>the Anons' house was put back together, at great compensation to the cleaners and repair ponies that had been brought in to handle the aftermath
>Twlight had even ordered them replacement furniture for what couldn't be fixed
>though maybe the crib was a bit much
>it's not like Anonfilly was any worse off just being put in a blanketed basket
>surely the fact she had been running around gloating that her parents had impressed a future princess with their 'raw sexual power' was just something she would have been doing anyway
>surely
>there had been some tensions between Anonstallion and Anonmare for a few days
>Anonmare had made sure that her hind was never facing Ananstallion
>Anonstallion could barely make eye contact with her
>eventually even Fil had had enough of it
"You know, you two are the ostensibly the adults here," she said during another silent dinner. "Shouldn't you do what adults are supposed to do here and talk out their issues? We're not on Earth anymore, you know."

>>42389863
>inb4 you start making Anonmare act like a chick over some mild rape

>>42389894
Your honor, it was only a mild rape. 4 out of 10 at most

>>42389863
Anonponies develop faster than normal ponies, so in 2 or 3 years Fil will become Anonstallion's next rape toy.

>>42389863
This is both horrifying and the greatest thing I've read in weeks, thank you for making this

>>42390021
This is a good point, actually. Have the Anons been in Equestria for years now, with the adults having only had sex once in all that time? Did Fil get to suck on Anonmare titties?

>>42390036
It's probably my disdain for infant roleplay making me biased, but I imagine that first a foal is born and is a normal infant, then when it's old enough to be sapient an Anon gets put in it

>>42390021
I wonder, if a anonpony have a tumble with a normal pony does the foal still be a anonpony, anonpony but with different colours depending on the mare/stallion and still has the ability to take a Anon's soul from earth into the foal?

>>42390477
No, anonponies have weak genes

>>42390477
If it's
>rape
it makes an anon. If it was actual love making then it's a normal pony

>>42390582
lmao

>>42389863
"Fiiiiiiiine."
>the two older ponies say in unison
"Me first," Anonmare says
>she balances her fork on her hoof to point at Anonstallion and squints at him
"Yes or no, are you planning on raping me again?"
>the bluntness of the question catches Anon off guard
"Wha- no. I didn't want to do it the first time. Or the second."
>Anonmare continues glaring at him for a bit, but relents when she can't discern any dishonesty from him
"Alright," she responds. "I guess we can put this all behind us once this whole experiment's done."
>she drops her fork into the bowl of salad in front of her, once again giving up on trying to use it without hooves or hoof magnetism
"And, if we're getting things off our chest, I guess I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing if I had been the one that lucked out with the dick."
"Well, yeah," Anonstallion says defensively. "I didn't really make the choice myself both times. The first was the alcohol we spent our first paydays on and the second time was HIS fault." He points at Anonfilly
>Fil just nods in agreement and places a hoof over her heart
"And I promise not to put an ungodly concoction of fertility drugs and potions in your food anymore," she says, and wryly adds, "which you can both make sure I don't do by learning to cook yourselves. I can't be the only one here that knows anything about food beyond using a microwave."
>her 'parents' just look at her with quiet annoyance
"Just a suggestion."
>she returns to her meal and lets them continue their conversation

>>42390771
lol I love the fact that the filly can do move than the anons that is his parents

>Be Anonfilly
Hell yeah
>Your anonparents were both useless NEETs and you're the only one who can even somewhat function as an adult
Hell no

>>42390771
They can't cook but their wee foal can? Whew neet parents I tell ya.

>>42391598
If it's like how Filly can still draw then I imagine he was the only one of the three that could cook when human

>>42390771
"My turn then," Anonstallion continues. "Do you have any issues with me bringing around any mares I hit it off with?"
>Anonfilly stifles laughter, having already seen Anon's attempts at wooing some of the local mares
"No, why would I have a problem with that? In fact, you should do that. Find someone else to unload into. Hell, I'll help you do so." Anonymous offers
>the stare each other down for a moment
>and give each other a firm hoof shake
"Square?"
"Square."
>Anonfilly raises a hoof to ask a question
"No, you can't drug the mares he brings over. They're going to tell the police." Anonymous answers before she even says anything
>Fil's hoof droops down
"Ugh, you guys are as lame as my real parents."
>she's about to take another bite of her food before she suddenly realizes something and shoots her hoof back u
"Oh, oh oh oh oh! So should I tell the neighbors that you guys are getting a divorce so they don't think it's weird you're bringing chicks over when you already have a me?"
>Anonstallion gives her a disappointed look
>Anonmare buries her face in her bowl

>>42390771
I hope he breaks his promise, I want to see anonmare being raped again.

>>42392190
Anonstallion is wanting to get frisky with the mares, it seems!

bump

>>42392190
haha very nice

>>42392190
>hatchets buried and gentleman's agreements made, the next weeks go by much smoother in the household
>Anonmare does eventually have to tell Twilight to calm down with all the baby furniture and supplies
>"Well, I think we just need to be prepared," she had explained
>"You two had (ahem) done a very thorough job, so it's probably not out of the question that you might actually be carrying a few foals," she said, flustered at having remembered what she saw that day
>it was here that Anonymous really noticed how much more noticeable the baby bump was compared to the first time with Anonfilly
"...Alright, keep the baby crap coming."
>Anonstallion's attempts to get a girlfriend, or at least a one night stand, were gradually growing from 'desperately stumbling' to 'managed to get a date before spaghetti overflow'
>Anonymous and Fil had taken turns being his wingmen
>the former was actually helpful, even having quickly come up with the excuse that the two pursue an alternative lifestyle when they were asked if the two weren't already a couple with a child
>the latter was much less so
>the worst of it was when she shouted at a group of mares passing by
"Hey, any of you ladies looking to get your butts rearranged!? This is your guy right here!"
>the mares were gone in a cloud of dust
>Anon is ready to dunk Fil into the river
"Maybe they're going to get friends to join." she said to him with a grin

>>42393961
Why are the mares running away? Such charisma coming out would make any mare faint in love!

>>42393961
Oh anonfilly, sabotaging any attempts for mares. lol

>>42394340
Is this true?

>>42393961
>weeks to months
>as much as she wanted to deny it, Anonmare's pregnancy was starting to have some noticeable effects on her moods
>at first it wasn't anything to worry about. A more jovial day here, a quieter day there
>but eventually it started getting bad
>very bad
>some days she would wake up so angry that Anonstallion and Anonfilly would have to hide to avoid being needlessly yelled at, or worse
>but today? Today was different
>Anon had been at work most of the day, helping haul carts and wagons of materials from the local quarry
>it was surprisingly easy work, owing to his earth pony strength, and certainly paid well enough
>on his way off he'd even managed to chat up a cute orange mare
>his spirits were high as he came home, finding Anonfilly eating her lunch outside
"You look pretty happy, Mr. Wagie." she said as he walked past
"Just a nice day is all," he responds
"Don't say that too soon, dude."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
>Fil just takes a bite of her sandwich and turns away with a smirk
>knowing he's not getting any more info out of her Anon heads for the front door, now a bit concerned
>there didn't seem to be anything wrong when he opened it and found the house just as it was when he left, clean (enough) and warmly lit by the sunlight coming from the windows
>he was starting to think Anonfilly was just trying to mess with him, until he took a few steps inside
>the door was suddenly slammed shut behind him
>when he turned to see why he saw Anonmare, having kicked it shut and staring at him wide eyed and intently
"You're late." she said

>>42396141
Late? Late for what?

>>42396354
for rape

>>42396392
Ah, so it's Anonmare's turn now

>>42396670
a >rape for a >rape

>>42396392
UNF

>>42396141
"Uh, late for what?"
>there wasn't anything planned today
>in fact there hadn't been for a while. Hard to do a lot of stuff with a pregnant mare in tow
>there wasn't even any of Anonfilly's cooking waiting
"You usually get here half an hour earlier." Anonymous says still staring right at him
"Well, I started talking with one of the mares placing an order at the quarry. Trying out some of the advice you'd been giving me."
>Anonmare nodded, but didn't break unblinking eye contact
>Anon was taking some steps back as he was talking, Anonymouse matching his pace forward
"Good, good. Getting yourself a squeeze, huh? Someone you can call up anytime you need to shoot a load?"
>Now Anon was getting worried
>his steps back were getting wider and he was having to move around furniture, but she kept following
"That's the plan, right? There's no problem with that." he says as he climbs over the couch to try and put something between him and Anonymous
"Nope, none at all," Anonmare answers
>she slides the couch out of the way with a single hoof
"You can get as many as you want. Get every mare in town if you want. No one's counting. No, the problem is I'm getting nothing."
>everything Anonstallion tried to use as a barrier was being swiftly brushed aside
"I tried getting a nice mare of my own, but no luck. Bad luck, I thought, we got a town without any gay little mares. But I can't just flip a switch and turn off the urges, now can I?"
>Anon is trying to say something, anything, that can get him out of this situation, but she just talks over him
"So eventually I swallow my pride and accept that I'm going to have to use a stallion for this. You want to know what happens every time I try to get one?"

>>42397285
>pregnant rapist
Dead GGGGod

>>42397285
UNNFFFFFFFFF
this is the best thread I've ever made

>>42397285
>cornered. She's managed to herd Anon into the kitchen, and the only out is past her
"They take one look at this," she motions to her belly, now very clearly expecting, "and say some stupid shit like 'Aren't you married?' or 'I'm not into that'," she says in mocking tones, "and run away with their tails between their legs. Now, remind me, who's fault is this?"
>Anon is sweating bullets
"F-Fils?" he answers nervously
>her face doesn't change, but the feeling of anger coming from her is palpable
"On the bed. Now." she says
>it's now or never
>Anonstallion makes a break for the door, but find himself face down on the floor after just two steps
>looking back he sees Anonmare caught his tail under her hooves
"Still got some energy in you? Good. Let's put it to use."
>she grabs onto his tail with her teeth and starts dragging him to the bedroom
>Anon is about to give up hope when the front door opens and Anonfilly steps inside to see what's happening
>he's about to ask her for help until he sees her grab her sketchbook and run to hold the door to the bedroom open for Anonmare
>no one could help him now
>nothing could save him
>not even the neighbors that could hear everything

>>42397388
I see this as an absolute win.

>>42397388
>Anonmare gives up and decides to >rape Anonstallion
Quite the change, but I guess they are a couple now, even if it's forced with >rape lol

Anonmare's gonna rape Anonstallion into a loyal horsehusband

>>42397388
Guess it's going to be a anonfoal factory in there, eh?

>>42397745
With that i'm sure Twilight will finally find out how all of this works to get Anons souls into the Anonfillies and Anoncolts.

>>42397388
>all things considered, Anonstallion's torment was fairly short lived
>not in terms of duration. He was stuck in that room for the rest of the day and most of the night
>most of the next day too, but mainly because he was too exhausted get a passed out Anonmare off of him
>rather it was short lived because it only happened twice more due to it being the last months of the pregnancy
>unfortunately the last time happened to coincide with Anon's first successful date
>one moment he's getting ready to plant a kiss on the mare he'd met at the quarry, the next he's being dragged away again
>he did manage to secure a second date as he was going so it wasn't a total loss
>once the last weeks of the pregnancy rolled around Anonmare was too bedridden to be able to do that again if she wanted
>didn't stop the mood swings, though
>Twilight's concerns had been justified. A check up at the hospital proved that Anonymous was, indeed, carrying multiple foals
>three to be exact
>the news would normally have been cause for celebration with the expecting couple so the staff was very surprised when Anonmare started practically strangling Anonstallion
"THREE!? You put THREE more of him in me!?" she pointed to Anonfilly, who was eating a bundle of well wishing flowers Twilight had brought for them
>"They just express their excitement in their own way." Twilight explained to the concerned nurses
>by now they were at the point where both of them wanted the babies to be out and have this whole thing be a series of memories they can mutually agree to talk about as little as possible
>a wish that was granted on, of all days, Hearth's Warming Eve
>neither of them appreciated that bit of poetic payoff for their plight that Equestria itself had seemed to give them
>especially not Anonmare while she was having to relive childbirth three times in a row

>>42398043
Whew, three more anonponies into Equestria. Nice!

slidefag is active again

>>42398043
quite the reaction for the nurses to see Anonmare react in such a way which I dont blame anonmare at all as it is a shocker to hear.

>>42398043
More three anons are going to die lol

>>42398043
Wonder what Twilight will find out with the research with triplets.

>>42398043
>three foals
>two colts, one filly
>one very tired mare
>and one very interested unicorn observing the delivery and jotting down notes as the doctor and nurses were working
>all three seemed healthy. Nothing out of the ordinary aside from all having very similar green coats and black manes and tails
>"First, let me just say congratulations," Twilight says to the couple once the work is officially done and the foals are bundled up in Anonmare's forelegs
>"All three little foals came out perfectly healthy. Second, don't worry, I've ensured you're all covered for finances while they're growing up so you can focus on taking care of them."
>Anon is listening intently, while Anonmare is still too dazed to do much besides hold onto the babies
>"Now, as for the matter of bringing more of you over. If it works the way you said it did for Fil then we'll need to wait a year or two to see if they," she searches for a fitting word, "wake up here."
"They'll think they're having a dream at first," Anonfilly, technically now Anonfilly the Older, says while looking at the foals, "until they realize they're not waking up and their hands really are hooves now."
>"Right. So just a year and a half or so of taking care of regular infants. You can handle that, right?"
>Anon is a bit apprehensive to answer, but figures that the two of them handled one well enough and having Fil around to help would make things that much easier
"Yeah, I think we can." he nods confidently
>and so they did, surprisingly so
>they'd learned their lessons the first time around and were able to navigate a second parenthood like pros
>Fil was even much more helpful between her usual hellraising, though whether this was some genuine care on her part or just a long con she was playing was anyone's guess
>even Anon's now girlfriend was willing to help out when needed. She took this whole situation quite well, actually. Something about having her own family quirks
>and then the day finally came when one of the foals, a colt, truly woke up
>Fil was the first to notice when she went to give the three their lunch and noticed he was staring very intently at his limbs while moving them around slowly
>she brought the two older ponies to see and help get him through the shock of realizing what's happening
"Hey, hey, don't worry," Anonmare said to the colt, "Yes, this is real. Just take it easy."
>and the colt looked up at them and said his first words
"Why do I have a dick?"

>>42400180
>Anonfilly the Older
I like it. Since they'll all end up Anonmares and Anonstallions, it makes sense that they'd use rudimentary surnames and titles

>>42400180
>A femanon gets reincarnated into a colt's body
What a twist!

>>42400180
>"Why do I have a dick?"
lmao

https://ponepaste.org/11239
And here's the paste of what's here thus far, with all the typos and errors fixed up. I'm sure this could be continued for a while longer but I'd need to think on it to see what else to add