"I'm not doing it."
>"Nonny, buddy, you have to! My magic is never wrong about this."
"Still not doing it, Candy Ass."
>"Come on, give it a chance, please? I promise that you'll love it."
"He was a dude! I'm still a dude! I'm not gay!"
>"But the two of you are so cute together, you need to do it. And SHE is a perfectly fine mare. Think of the cute foals."

>"Nonny, come oooooon!" Cadence whines. "She's sopping wet already and waaaaaaiting-uh!"
"No."
>"Pleeeeeeaaaase! I'll let you have any one thing from the treasury if you dooooo."
"Still no."
>"She's soaking into the sheets! You have to stop her with your diiiiIIIIIiiick!"
>he shakes his head in refusal
>"I can't eat my pizza if I don't watch you two fuuuuuuuuck-uh!"

>"Anon. I didn't tell you this, but you and 'Mare need to skip town."
"Shining, what the fuck are you talking about?"
>"She's never had anypony reject her matchmaking this hard before. It's rare a stallion says no to a date, and I've never seen one turn down a mare in-season."
"She drugged him! He said he couldn't help it! Anyway, I think she gave up after last time."
>"She's been baking some sort of powder, and keeps mumbling something about you two being 'scared of love.' She asked Twily for help. Twilight. For love help."
"Shining, have I told you that you're the best friend a man could ask for?"
>>"Hey, Anon! Lovebutt gave up! She sent us an apology pizza, with extra parmesan!"
"MARE! NO!"
>"What's a 'man'?"

"I'm not doing it."
>"Nonny, buddy, you have to! My magic is never wrong about this."
"Still not doing it, Candy Ass."
>"Come on, give it a chance, please? I promise that you'll love it."
"He was a dude! I'm still a dude! I'm not gay!"
>"But the two of you are so cute together, you need to do it. And SHE is a perfectly fine mare. Think of the cute foals."