Thread 42481712

Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!
Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.
Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.

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https://ponepaste.org/11238 - Silver Platter in Canterlot
https://ponepaste.org/11228 - Anonfilly in kinderquestria - Complete!
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>>42414357

>>42481712 (OP)
This mane six looking thoroughly asian

Beginning of thread question:
Would you become a pony and go to equestria if your family gets transported to equestria as well

>>42481746
This raises two questions:
How far reaching is the family definition?
Do they stay human or do they become ponies too?

Probably would though.

>>42482095
Let's say immediate family and they remain human in equestria and you become a pony

Why do you faggots keep making low quality bait?

>>42482216
What's troubling you, Anon?

>>42482235
The janny's hotpocket addiction

>>42482239
I think the meatball ones are yummy

>>42482466
Has Twilight discovered the cure for autism?

>>42482689
Like 90% of Equestria is autistic. lmao

>>42482973
Those are just the ponies that used to be bronies.

>>42483255
So most of Equestria are bronies?

>>42483341
they are very good role-players

Does Cozy Glow getting turned into a changeling queen by chrysalis count?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/577284/coronation-day

Here's your invitation to talk about yourself, anon. What's your preferred pony form? Assume that you're being given the opportuniy to become literally anything that's Equestria-compatible. What're you opting for? Unicorn? Pegasus? Alicorn? Something else entirely?

>41888761
And here’s the other half of the lovely couple! Thanks for your patience.

>42474419
>42474446
Thank you kindly!
>42475527
I’m glad you like the art – your appreciation is retribution enough!
>42477699
>42477701
Absolutely! My clownery cannot be contained. And no need to worry about reference images; I can find what I need.
>42476969
>42480777
Checked, appreciated, and noted for more G1 TFs to come in the future.

>>42482689
depends how you define cure
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41380-023-01959-7

>>42483450
No but seriously, check this out. It's a wild ride and very well written.

>>42483500
Based bat

>>42482306
I hope you're not eating those as a pony.

>>42483500
could you do G3 Pinkie pie?

How would human Fluttershy react to meeting pony Anon?

>>42484384
goodness gracious how horrifying

>>42484583
>horrifying
How so?

>>42484583
>horrifying
How so? Won’t she show you all kinds of love and affection and give you all the attention you need just because you’re a talking pony creature?

>>42483465
i wish i was a changeling
>>42483450
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>42483465
I made myself a whole OC self insert. Im an earth pony stallion by the name of Sterling Sprocket a dam worker in the town of Neighagra Port. I love my job, my town, and my good friends Ruby Blossom and Fury Spark. Equestria is a scary place for a former human, im too scared to venture far from town

>>42484685
not that, THIS

>>42484852
Maybe the new queen will make you her heir.
(Fan art for the story I found in the comment section of it.)

>>42484852
You want to be a changeling?

>>42485534
He wants to be a changeling.

>>42483465
Pegasus stallion also made a.self insert OC and can't stop daydreaming his life and au

>>42484898
what in equestria

>>42486068
Tell us a bit more about your oc. I love OC stuff, did you make an OC fan fic?

>>42486433
I was on this thread a number of times and I don't want to shill top hard because feels kinda cringe.
He's a faggy frustrated artist who after making a lot of odd-jobs around Equestria stays on Ponyville and become a newspaper comic drawer and lives in a solitary treehouse in Everfree Forest.

>>42486452
Some extra lore

>>42486452
>>42486458
Im not much of an artist but i am a fairly decent writer.
My OC is an apprentice to the operator of the hydroelectric dam. He loves machines and fixing things. He earned his gear and wrench cutie mark helping to save the town
https://ponepaste.org/11129
I want to make a sequel to this where Sterling finally decides to venture out from Neighagra Port

>>42485534
did i stutter?

>>42487036
Did you chitter?

>>42483465
Random
complete surprise

>>42483465
Unicorn mare, I yearn for the wizard tower
>>42486630
No offense, but I do wish less of us picked gear/lever themed cutie marks. It's almost a stereotype at this point...
Need more engineering CMs that represent the other cool aspects of mechanical, though I will admit those are harder to translate to a graphic than gears are. Here's a little engineer mare I threw together as an example, tried my best. (She's too assburgered to know that tail wraps are for whores)

>>42483465
If I said I wanted to turn into an alicorn stallion, would I have to become an alicorn Shining Armor and keep getting airsick?

>>42486630
Could it be you didn't indicate anything about his colors, mane style or design in general? Didn't have the time to read it full yet.

>>42485189
cute

>>42487332
Gears and wrenches get the point across very well though. It just makes sense from a graphic perspective. Hell, on the topic of overused cutie marks: seems like half the ponies in ponyville have some variation of flowers on their flanks

>>42487867
It deserves a rewrite. I noticed alot of problems with how the story flows lack of details here and there. I also didn't have a concrete idea of what i wanted my OC to look like probably a generic tan pony with curly brown mane. If i had some time I'd actually draw something up and see what i like. Accessories are definitely going to be a saddlebag overflowing with tools and my favorite hat. Once i get something pretty close i want to commission something

>>42487484
the perfect pony to become

>>42488335
This looks as if V from cyberpunk 2077 teamed up with Rainbow Dash. LMAO

>>42487484
Without context this is hilarious.

>>42488429
The context is >>39901807
>Anon waking up in the body of sapphire shores

>>42488436
love to see a version of this with Twilight or Starlight.

>>42488436
The source is dead.

>>42488483
Use 4chanX.

>>42488335
Elevator guy should have also gotten transformed

>>42488582
It's been a very long time since I read the story. Should I remember who elevator guy is?

Anyone got any Sunny Starscout Tf's?

>>42488620
Yes

>>42488056
Flowers are cute though, nothing cute about a cutie mark in engineering. It's like the quintessential stick in the mud CM, you see the world as it is in a mathematical sense and stop ponies from doing stupid shit; and nopony likes to be told they're doing something stupid. The gears likely wouldn't be over-used if less bronies were autistic, but telling a brony to be less autistic is like telling a pig not to stink. You have all of physics as a toy, and you pick gears, and not only you but EVERYONE ELSE TOO. I'm sick of it, for the love of Celestia i am BEGGING you to put a turbine or a fluid coupling or a set of locomotive wheels on your ass

>>42488588
>It's been a very long time since I read the story. Should I remember who elevator guy is?
My memory is haze too. I think it was Discord pretending to be human. It's when he finds out everyone is returning to pony

Am I allowed to have a Spiral cutie mark or is that part of the Electronics/Cogs cutie mark syndrome

imagine only gaining Princess lunas Butt. and anything you do to it...she feels and you can see her reaction when you put on a mlp episode with her in it... what would you do and what would be Luna's Reaction?

>>42488701
Funny post. I'll have to put some thought into it then something with water and a turbine would probably be very fitting for my OC

>>42488489
I don't know what that is.

>>42488862
I think that'd be great! I miss being in university and seeing a professor's eyes light up with childlike joy whenever we got to a subject of their specialty

>>42488625
i love that orange mare

>>42489245
I miss my science classes. Being able to shoot the shit with professors that were just happy someone gave a shit was the best

>>42488767
Oh yeah Rarity was a guy.
He suffered the worst fate

>be Anonstallion
>or Anonmare, take your pick
>both sitting on the edge of the bed, red in the face, and unable to even look at each other
>only the occasional cough or "So..." would break the silence
>"AARGH, come on, you two!"
>the door swings open and an exasperated Twilight steps in, trailed by a green filly with the most shit eating grin a pony can possibly make
>"I understand it can be a bit awkward to do under surveillance, but this is the third time we've tried this and you can't even touch each other!"
"Well it's tough," Anonstallion defensively replies. "I barely know him in the first place, and he's just sitting there not helping."
"Me!? You're the one with the dick, shouldn't you be making the first move?" Anonmare retorts.
>"Maybe he can't get it up anymore," Anonfilly says while nudging Twilight's leg
>a pillow thrown by Anonstallion flattens her
"It works just fine, you've all seen it."
>Anonmare buries her face in her hooves
"Not canon," the filly says muffled under the pillow.
>Twilight is rubbing her temples in frustration
>it seemed like an amazing research opportunity when the three came to her and explained their situation
>beings from a far off world being reborn in Equestria and from each other? How could someone like her not want to figure out what was happening?
>and how could someone like her not be upset at how much her efforts to figure out the process were being stonewalled by the ponies that came to her for help

>>42489952
>"Well then how about you both get to know each other better? You've been in Equestria long enough to have a foal, yet it seems like you hardly know each other's names."
>Twilight's suggestion illicits some grumblings from the two ponies, though not all together rejection of the idea
"I say just booze them up. That's how they ended up with me in the first place," Anonfilly says lifting the pillow off herself
>"That'd be immoral, Fil. Though MAYBE if the control case doesn't result in another from your world making it over we can consider it to recreate the circ-"
"Can we not just use a turkey baster or something!?" Anonmare suddenly blurts out. "Just have him cum in a cup and I'll work from there!"
>Twilight is surprised, but also visibly confused
>very confused
>she looks over to Anonstallion with a look that begs for explanation about what she just said
"Oh, um, on our side there's ways to make babies without needing the parents to actually have sex."
>Twlight's face undergoes rapid changes from deeper confusion, to contemplation, to realization and curiosity, but she recomposes herself to focus on the issue at hand
>"(Ahem) Well, we can look into that later. Right now I do think it's a good idea for you to get comfortable with one another if you're bringing another foal into the world. Especially since your first is a little..."
>she glances at Anonfilly, who's now batting Twilight's tail like a cat playing with a toy
>"...peculiar."
Anonstallion rolls his eyes "In our defense, we're pretty sure he was like this even on Earth."

>>42489956
>"'He', 'him'. They were all males in their honeworld," Twilight thinks to herself
>"It was the only constant between them. They each say they're from different parts of their world.
>Even their ages are so wildly different. The filly claims to be older than her father!"
>she shakes her head to clear out that mental minefield and turns her attention back to the bickering trio
>"Okay, okay. We can try a few things to make the process easier for you. Within reason." she takes a seat between the two
"Such as?" they ask in unison
>"Uhhhhh," she realizes she hadn't actually thought of any suggestions
>"Mood setting music and candles?"
"...Eh, why not?" Anonstallion shrugs
Anonmare just snorts in embarrassment
"How about blindfold? Then they can pretend they're doing it with someone else?" Anonfilly suggests, this time being met with one of Anonmare's pillows to the face
>Twilight sighs. "I need help."

>>42489961
>Twilight had called in just about everyone she knew for any help or advice they could lend
>it seemed whenever one of them was making progress the other would protest
>but a clearer picture of the two was starting to come through
>Anonstallion, sometimes just Anon, was the sentimental type. Much more open to doing things romantically
>he was practically entranced with the way Rarity described an ideal evening that would lead to making love
>really he seemed to like everyone's ideas of a perfect date before copulation
>"Except mine," she thought, remembering how her idea of a quiet evening spent reading books to one another was met with collective eye rolls
>Anonmare, seems to prefer Anonymous, was much more reserved
>the best anyone had gotten her to agree to was keeping the lights low and the music loud
>basically, do as much as possible to keep her checked out of the situation
"Or," she said once "just do it when I'm not expecting it. I'm sure he's thought about, too."
>that took everyone aback, as did Anon's inability to deny the accusation
"Yeah, come on, you have to have made some posts about doing it, right?" Fil had added with her usual instigating glee. "You'd be doing what a bunch of us would kill to do."
>she certainly had a way of making sure she was the only one in a room having fun

>>42489967
>a week would go by with more doomed attempts
>attempts 4 and 5 had ended with their meticulously planned dates to get them more comfortable with each other devolving into more bickering and yelling
>5 was somewhat more successful, if only because they were pretty liberal with the restaurant's wine
>though as a result their language got particularly colorful. And loud.
>they are not allowed back in that restaurant
>attempt 6 skipped the date and had employed nearly all their requested aides
>blindfolds, music, light inebriation, even Anonstallion's request to make Anonmare, quote, "smell like Rainbow Dash"
"I promise, it's less weird than it sounds. Just let me have this." was his best attempt at giving an actual explanation for it
>hopefully she never figures out why we really had to borrow her bed sheets
>and yet despite all that preparation and how close they got, it still ended in failure
>in hindsight, however, maybe the blindfolds were too much. Not letting them see what they were doing meant they could see what they were DOING
>nor did the music let Anon hear Anonmare's protests about what he was thrusting into
>or rather between in this case, as it were
>"Fil, I think I'm about ready to give up," she said to the filly while going over her notes
"Honestly, you've been over complicating things. Let me take over from here. I promise she'll have little disappointment or two in there by tomorrow!"
>it was a bad idea, of course, and she knew it
>but she was so fed up with it all she simply said
>"Fine. Just don't tell me what you're planning."
>and with a nod and smile that could almost be mistaken for innocence Anonfilly trotted off to do Celestia-knows-what

>>42489971
>Twilight returned the next, ready to pack her supplies and give a polite 'Goodbye, sorry I couldn't get you two to have sex.'
>when she knocked on the door to the Anons' home she was answered by Anonfilly, looking particularly proud of herself
>"Oh, Fil, hi. Just came to do a final check up. Are your parents here?"
"Yep. Judging by the time, they should be finishing up about now."
>"Finishing? You mean...?"
>Anonfilly nods and holds her head high as though she just solved world hunger
"Oh yeah. They've been going at it since last night. Ain't that right, neighbor!?" Anonfilly shouts to a mare raking leaves next door
>she quickly turns away and pretends not to have heard her
>"But how?" Twilight asks. "We practically handed them to each other on a silver platter. What did you do to get them-?"
>Anonfilly raises her hoof to stop her
"It's better I just show you. Come on in."
>She follows Fil into their house, immediately being met with a mess comparable to the aftermath of one of her own disastrous magic experiments
>"Gosh, what happened in here?"
"The hardest fucking I ever saw, that's what."

>>42489974
>Anonfilly leads Twilight to the kitchen, guiding her around a minefield of stains on the way
>Twlight is desperately trying to keep her hooves off the ground by the time they reach the kitchen
"Alright, check this out."
>Fil opens one of the lower cupboards she can reach and starts pulling out bottle after bottle of clear and colorful liquids
>"Are those...?"
"Aphrodisiacs? I think so. While you guys were doing all that date stuff I went out and asked everyone I could for anything that could help a stallion and a mare make a foal."
>Twlight recognizes some of the label types on a few of the bottles. Some are from actual clinics, some are over the counter 'remedies', and one even seems to be the kind Zecora uses
>"How did you get all of this by yourself? Some of these need prescriptions."
"Easy. I just did this."
>Anonfilly walks up to Twilight, clears her throat, and looks up at her with the biggest puppy eyes she can
"Excuuse me, my mom and dad said they're having trouble finding a little brother for me and I want to help them, but I don't know how. Can you help me?"
>"Awww, of course I'll help," Twilight scoops up Fil, "I'm sure we can figure something out for-- wait."
>she realizes what's happening and looks down at Anonfilly with a stern look
>she's met with the smuggest mug she's ever seen
>"You're a very naughty filly," she scolds Fil and sets her down
"I'm RESOURCEFUL. Anyway, once I got all of this I just as much of it as I could into their food and drinks yesterday after you left. And just to make sure Anon wasn't going to pussy out I out my real skills to work."
>she digs out a sketchbook from the cupboard and passes it to Twilight
>the unicorn opens it up to a random page, takes one look at what's on the page and quickly closes it
>"You drew that!?" she's completely red in the face
"Mhm. Pretty good, huh? I just asked Anon to look over it for any critique and after five minutes he was squirming in his seat trying to hide his boner. You should have seen his face, it was hilarious."

>>42489978
>Twilight did not need to be assaulted with this many mental images
>"Okay, okay, okay! I get it, you did what we couldn't. I'll admit, it was probably a mistake to go about this from purely a pony point of view."
"Don't sweat it. This was my hail mary before locking them in the hallway closet and keeping them in there until they boned."
>"You're starting to make me wonder if it was a good idea to do all this and potentially bring more ponies like you into Equestria."
>Fil responds with a laugh
"What, don't like the one-in-three odds you've seen so far?"
>Twilight is not amused
>"Speaking of the other two-in-three, I take it they're resting in their bedroom? I would have thought I'd at least heard them by now."
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me."
>Anonfilly runs over and opens the fridge, pulling out yet more colorful bottles
>Twilight at least knew for sure what these were. Energy drinks in all sorts of flavors, the kind she'd seen in stores in Manehatten and Cloudsdale
"Come on, we gotta make sure they haven't dehydrated themselves" Anonfilly starts heading down the hall with her forelegs barely holding onto a jumble of bottles
>Twilight follows, still watching her step but also taking in just how much of a disaster zone the place had become since yesterday
>the few photos they had on the walls were on the floor, the bathroom door was wholly off its hinges, and the bedroom door had a huge dent in it where it had been forced open with excessive force
"Uh, you mind getting that for me? My hands are kinda full."
>"Shouldn't we knock first?"
"I know for a fact they're not going to be in any shape to answer or open the door themselves."
>Twilight takes a nervous gulp and uses her magic to open the door, giving it a small bump with her hoof when it was having trouble opening
>the scene that they uncovered left them both speechless
>Anonfilly: HoryShit.png
>Twilight: DisgustedEddieMurphy.gif

>>42489981
>Equestria is not meant to behold these kinds of sights
>nothing in the room was left upright
>even the bed was lopsided from having the legs on its left side broken
>but the worst of it was the puddles. Eveywhere
>but the WORST of it was the source of the mess
>Anonstallion and Anonmare were layed out next to each other on the bed, barely keeping themselves from sliding off it
>the good news is they were still alive. Their heavy breathing made that clear enough
>the bad news is they were absolutely drenched
>where one fluid ended on them and another began, no one knows
>were the scene not such a sensory shock Twilight would have shut the door, but now could only stare in disbelief
"Whoooaaah, that stuff actually worked."
>Anonfilly takes the first steps into the room, navigating the moist spots to the best of her ability to get to reach the exhausted pair.
"Hey, open up. You look like you need a drink." she sets down the pile and waves an orange bottle in front of the green ponies' faces to get their attention.
>She pops open the bottle and starts slowly pouring it into Anon's open mouth
"Twilight, help me out here." she points to Anonymous
>"Huh? Oh, right." Twilight responds, snapping back to reality from sate of shock
>she makes her way to Anonymous' side, wincing when she felt a damp spot beneath her hooves
>she also has to turn her head away for a moment when she gets there and sees that the two are still leaking
>"Just stay calm, Twilight," she thinks to herself as she levitates as purple bottle to Anonmare, "You're making history here."
>she looks over at Fil, who's already opening a second bottle now that the first was completely empty and excitedly recounting to Anon what she saw them doing
>"Just hope it's the kind of history that doesn't get you banished from Equestria."

>>42489984
>"So, how do you feel?" Twilight asked nervously
>after having helped Anonmare drink, then eventually guzzle, a few energy drinks she assisted her to the bathroom to towel herself off
"Like I need to take a cold shower. Forever."
>by now two of their towels had been soaked through and tossed out the window. A third was now being put through it's death march
>"Well, at least the hard part's over now, right?" she gives am awkward laugh
"First, no. Carrying the first foal was tough enough, now I have to do it again. Second, that ended up being Fil, and I know for a fact he's not the worst kind of person that could have been brought over. And third,"
>she casts a very serious gaze at Twilight
"now he has a taste for this. I've seen it in his eyes."
>"F-for what?"
"For ME!"
>Twilight backs up against the wall in surprise
>"But that's good, isn't it? If you're already living together and raising children then you can start getting closer to one another and be a family."
"I didn't ask to be a baby factory when I got here, Twilight. Maybe I would have liked keeping my dick and balls. Maybe I would have liked to settle down with a nice mare and give her children. Instead I get to be the pearly gates through which another guy is going to pass through to get here and potentially live the way I wanted to."
>Twilight is seriously taken aback hearing all this
>"I-if you didn't want another foal, why did you go along with the plans?"
"Because I was sure they wouldn't work." Anonymouse slumps over. "Those rape jokes were just that, jokes. He didn't seem the type to actually do it. But I guess the joke's on me."

>>42489986
>"So, do you want to call this whole thing off?" Twilight asks after a moment to let Anonmare calm down
>she snorts and picks herself off the floor
"Too late for that now, isn't it? No, we're balls deep in this now so we may as well see it to the end."
>she finishes wiping off the last non-dried on wet spots from herself and chucks the towel out the window
>Twilight places a hoof on the glum mare's shoulder
>"That's very brave of you, Anonymous. And don't worry, I'll make sure you get all the help you and Anon need during this. You won't have to worry about a thing."
"...Really?"
>"Whatever you need. I'll even take Fil off your hands for a while when you need it. It's the least I can do since I was the one pushing you to this in the first place."
>A bit of light starts coming back to Anonymous' eyes from Twilight's kindness
"...Thanks, Twilight."
>after a moment, she takes her first good look around, finally taking in how she and Anon had wrecked the place. The bathroom door being off the frame made it easy to look out into the hall and what was left of the living room
"Maybe we should start with a clean up crew."

>>42489989
>Meanwhile, back in the bedroom
>Anonstallion's leaning against the bed while his legs are still recovering
"-And then you carried him from the couch to the dining table, with ONE leg!"
>Anonfilly was still excitedly recounting all the things she saw the older ponies doing during their drugged up rampage
"Fil," he tries to stop the filly while holding his head
>she does not
"I didn't get a chance to sketch it very well since you pretty quickly moved him against the fridge, but THAT I did get-"
"FIL, please! Not helping!"
"Oh, sorry."
>the filly just lowers her voice a bit
"Anyway, that was pretty cool since I'd never thought about a pony bending back like that. I'm for sure using that more often in my art."
>Anon groans in annoyance
"Not what I meant. I'd like to not think about how everything I just did I technically did to a guy."
>confusedfilly.png
"That's your main issue? Not that I basically forced you two into a drug rape doujin?"
>her question is answered with a crusty pillow to the face
"That's it's own issue, which we'll get to. I just don't want to think about how twice now even when I had sex with a woman it was actually a guy."
>Anonfilly thinks for a moment and sits down next to Anon to offer a reassuring pat on the back
>or at least tries to. The pillow is stuck to her face
"Dude," she says in a muffled voice, "you did it. You lived the dream. You raped a mare. Like, do you know how jealous I am of you right now? How jealous EVERYONE would be of you?"
>it's not a terribly uplifting speech, but Anonstallion can appreciate that she's trying
"And all you can think about is guys!?"
>inhale
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
>Anonfilly is thrown against the wall, pillowside first. Naturally it sticks there

>>42489990
>the next few weeks were thankfully pretty calm
>the Anons' house was put back together, at great compensation to the cleaners and repair ponies that had been brought in to handle the aftermath
>Twlight had even ordered them replacement furniture for what couldn't be fixed
>though maybe the crib was a bit much
>it's not like Anonfilly was any worse off just being put in a blanketed basket
>surely the fact she had been running around gloating that her parents had impressed a future princess with their 'raw sexual power' was just something she would have been doing anyway
>surely
>there had been some tensions between Anonstallion and Anonmare for a few days
>Anonmare had made sure that her hind was never facing Ananstallion
>Anonstallion could barely make eye contact with her
>eventually even Fil had had enough of it
"You know, you two are the ostensibly the adults here," she said during another silent dinner. "Shouldn't you do what adults are supposed to do here and talk out their issues? We're not on Earth anymore, you know."

>>42489992
"Fiiiiiiiine."
>the two older ponies say in unison
"Me first," Anonmare says
>she balances her fork on her hoof to point at Anonstallion and squints at him
"Yes or no, are you planning on raping me again?"
>the bluntness of the question catches Anon off guard
"Wha- no. I didn't want to do it the first time. Or the second."
>Anonmare continues glaring at him for a bit, but relents when she can't discern any dishonesty from him
"Alright," she responds. "I guess we can put this all behind us once this whole experiment's done."
>she drops her fork into the bowl of salad in front of her, once again giving up on trying to use it without hooves or hoof magnetism
"And, if we're getting things off our chest, I guess I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing if I had been the one that lucked out with the dick."
"Well, yeah," Anonstallion says defensively. "I didn't really make the choice myself both times. The first was the alcohol we spent our first paydays on and the second time was HIS fault." He points at Anonfilly
>Fil just nods in agreement and places a hoof over her heart
"And I promise not to put an ungodly concoction of fertility drugs and potions in your food anymore," she says, and wryly adds, "which you can both make sure I don't do by learning to cook yourselves. I can't be the only one here that knows anything about food beyond using a microwave."
>her 'parents' just look at her with quiet annoyance
"Just a suggestion."
>she returns to her meal and lets them continue their conversation

>>42489994
"My turn then," Anonstallion continues. "Do you have any issues with me bringing around any mares I hit it off with?"
>Anonfilly stifles laughter, having already seen Anon's attempts at wooing some of the local mares
"No, why would I have a problem with that? In fact, you should do that. Find someone else to unload into. Hell, I'll help you do so." Anonymous offers
>the stare each other down for a moment
>and give each other a firm hoof shake
"Square?"
"Square."
>Anonfilly raises a hoof to ask a question
"No, you can't drug the mares he brings over. They're going to tell the police." Anonymous answers before she even says anything
>Fil's hoof droops down
"Ugh, you guys are as lame as my real parents."
>she's about to take another bite of her food before she suddenly realizes something and shoots her hoof back u
"Oh, oh oh oh oh! So should I tell the neighbors that you guys are getting a divorce so they don't think it's weird you're bringing chicks over when you already have a me?"
>Anonstallion gives her a disappointed look
>Anonmare buries her face in her bowl

>>42489998
>hatchets buried and gentleman's agreements made, the next weeks go by much smoother in the household
>Anonmare does eventually have to tell Twilight to calm down with all the baby furniture and supplies
>"Well, I think we just need to be prepared," she had explained
>"You two had (ahem) done a very thorough job, so it's probably not out of the question that you might actually be carrying a few foals," she said, flustered at having remembered what she saw that day
>it was here that Anonymous really noticed how much more noticeable the baby bump was compared to the first time with Anonfilly
"...Alright, keep the baby crap coming."
>Anonstallion's attempts to get a girlfriend, or at least a one night stand, were gradually growing from 'desperately stumbling' to 'managed to get a date before spaghetti overflow'
>Anonymous and Fil had taken turns being his wingmen
>the former was actually helpful, even having quickly come up with the excuse that the two pursue an alternative lifestyle when they were asked if the two weren't already a couple with a child
>the latter was much less so
>the worst of it was when she shouted at a group of mares passing by
"Hey, any of you ladies looking to get your butts rearranged!? This is your guy right here!"
>the mares were gone in a cloud of dust
>Anon is ready to dunk Fil into the river
"Maybe they're going to get friends to join." she said to him with a grin

>>42490003
>weeks to months
>as much as she wanted to deny it, Anonmare's pregnancy was starting to have some noticeable effects on her moods
>at first it wasn't anything to worry about. A more jovial day here, a quieter day there
>but eventually it started getting bad
>very bad
>some days she would wake up so angry that Anonstallion and Anonfilly would have to hide to avoid being needlessly yelled at, or worse
>but today? Today was different
>Anon had been at work most of the day, helping haul carts and wagons of materials from the local quarry
>it was surprisingly easy work, owing to his earth pony strength, and certainly paid well enough
>on his way off he'd even managed to chat up a cute orange mare
>his spirits were high as he came home, finding Anonfilly eating her lunch outside
"You look pretty happy, Mr. Wagie." she said as he walked past
"Just a nice day is all," he responds
"Don't say that too soon, dude."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
>Fil just takes a bite of her sandwich and turns away with a smirk
>knowing he's not getting any more info out of her Anon heads for the front door, now a bit concerned
>there didn't seem to be anything wrong when he opened it and found the house just as it was when he left, clean (enough) and warmly lit by the sunlight coming from the windows
>he was starting to think Anonfilly was just trying to mess with him, until he took a few steps inside
>the door was suddenly slammed shut behind him
>when he turned to see why he saw Anonmare, having kicked it shut and staring at him wide eyed and intently
"You're late." she said

>>42490005
"Uh, late for what?"
>there wasn't anything planned today
>in fact there hadn't been for a while. Hard to do a lot of stuff with a pregnant mare in tow
>there wasn't even any of Anonfilly's cooking waiting
"You usually get here half an hour earlier." Anonymous says still staring right at him
"Well, I started talking with one of the mares placing an order at the quarry. Trying out some of the advice you'd been giving me."
>Anonmare nodded, but didn't break unblinking eye contact
>Anon was taking some steps back as he was talking, Anonymouse matching his pace forward
"Good, good. Getting yourself a squeeze, huh? Someone you can call up anytime you need to shoot a load?"
>Now Anon was getting worried
>his steps back were getting wider and he was having to move around furniture, but she kept following
"That's the plan, right? There's no problem with that." he says as he climbs over the couch to try and put something between him and Anonymous
"Nope, none at all," Anonmare answers
>she slides the couch out of the way with a single hoof
"You can get as many as you want. Get every mare in town if you want. No one's counting. No, the problem is I'm getting nothing."
>everything Anonstallion tried to use as a barrier was being swiftly brushed aside
"I tried getting a nice mare of my own, but no luck. Bad luck, I thought, we got a town without any gay little mares. But I can't just flip a switch and turn off the urges, now can I?"
>Anon is trying to say something, anything, that can get him out of this situation, but she just talks over him
"So eventually I swallow my pride and accept that I'm going to have to use a stallion for this. You want to know what happens every time I try to get one?"

>>42490009
>cornered. She's managed to herd Anon into the kitchen, and the only out is past her
"They take one look at this," she motions to her belly, now very clearly expecting, "and say some stupid shit like 'Aren't you married?' or 'I'm not into that'," she says in mocking tones, "and run away with their tails between their legs. Now, remind me, who's fault is this?"
>Anon is sweating bullets
"F-Fils?" he answers nervously
>her face doesn't change, but the feeling of anger coming from her is palpable
"On the bed. Now." she says
>it's now or never
>Anonstallion makes a break for the door, but find himself face down on the floor after just two steps
>looking back he sees Anonmare caught his tail under her hooves
"Still got some energy in you? Good. Let's put it to use."
>she grabs onto his tail with her teeth and starts dragging him to the bedroom
>Anon is about to give up hope when the front door opens and Anonfilly steps inside to see what's happening
>he's about to ask her for help until he sees her grab her sketchbook and run to hold the door to the bedroom open for Anonmare
>no one could help him now
>nothing could save him
>not even the neighbors that could hear everything

>>42490012
>all things considered, Anonstallion's torment was fairly short lived
>not in terms of duration. He was stuck in that room for the rest of the day and most of the night
>most of the next day too, but mainly because he was too exhausted get a passed out Anonmare off of him
>rather it was short lived because it only happened twice more due to it being the last months of the pregnancy
>unfortunately the last time happened to coincide with Anon's first successful date
>one moment he's getting ready to plant a kiss on the mare he'd met at the quarry, the next he's being dragged away again
>he did manage to secure a second date as he was going so it wasn't a total loss
>once the last weeks of the pregnancy rolled around Anonmare was too bedridden to be able to do that again if she wanted
>didn't stop the mood swings, though
>Twilight's concerns had been justified. A check up at the hospital proved that Anonymous was, indeed, carrying multiple foals
>three to be exact
>the news would normally have been cause for celebration with the expecting couple so the staff was very surprised when Anonmare started practically strangling Anonstallion
"THREE!? You put THREE more of him in me!?" she pointed to Anonfilly, who was eating a bundle of well wishing flowers Twilight had brought for them
>"They just express their excitement in their own way." Twilight explained to the concerned nurses
>by now they were at the point where both of them wanted the babies to be out and have this whole thing be a series of memories they can mutually agree to talk about as little as possible
>a wish that was granted on, of all days, Hearth's Warming Eve
>neither of them appreciated that bit of poetic payoff for their plight that Equestria itself had seemed to give them
>especially not Anonmare while she was having to relive childbirth three times in a row

>>42490014
>three foals
>two colts, one filly
>one very tired mare
>and one very interested unicorn observing the delivery and jotting down notes as the doctor and nurses were working
>all three seemed healthy. Nothing out of the ordinary aside from all having very similar green coats and black manes and tails
>"First, let me just say congratulations," Twilight says to the couple once the work is officially done and the foals are bundled up in Anonmare's forelegs
>"All three little foals came out perfectly healthy. Second, don't worry, I've ensured you're all covered for finances while they're growing up so you can focus on taking care of them."
>Anon is listening intently, while Anonmare is still too dazed to do much besides hold onto the babies
>"Now, as for the matter of bringing more of you over. If it works the way you said it did for Fil then we'll need to wait a year or two to see if they," she searches for a fitting word, "wake up here."
"They'll think they're having a dream at first," Anonfilly, technically now Anonfilly the Older, says while looking at the foals, "until they realize they're not waking up and their hands really are hooves now."
>"Right. So just a year and a half or so of taking care of regular infants. You can handle that, right?"
>Anon is a bit apprehensive to answer, but figures that the two of them handled one well enough and having Fil around to help would make things that much easier
"Yeah, I think we can." he nods confidently
>and so they did, surprisingly so
>they'd learned their lessons the first time around and were able to navigate a second parenthood like pros
>Fil was even much more helpful between her usual hellraising, though whether this was some genuine care on her part or just a long con she was playing was anyone's guess
>even Anon's now girlfriend was willing to help out when needed. She took this whole situation quite well, actually. Something about having her own family quirks
>and then the day finally came when one of the foals, a colt, truly woke up
>Fil was the first to notice when she went to give the three their lunch and noticed he was staring very intently at his limbs while moving them around slowly
>she brought the two older ponies to see and help get him through the shock of realizing what's happening
"Hey, hey, don't worry," Anonmare said to the colt, "Yes, this is real. Just take it easy."
>and the colt looked up at them and said his first words
"Why do I have a dick?"

>>42490020
>note jotting, taking readings, adjusting nobs and dials
>Twilight's ad hoc machines whirring and glowing, giving out information only she seemed able to parse
>seated at the center of it were three small green ponies, each looking around at the machinery with varying levels of annoyance
"Are we almost done yet?" one of the three, a colt, chimed up
>"Almost. I should be getting the last bit of information any minute now," Twilight replied, showing not an ounce of surprise at how such a young pony was able to speak so fluently
>at least none anymore. She was more than a little weirded out by it when she first met them after receiving word from Anon that they had started awakening their 'human' selves
"You promise this is the last time we have to do this? I didn't think being in Equestria meant having to be your guinea pig," the filly of the bunch added
>"Cross my heart."
>Anon, Anonymous, and Fil were seated close by, watching and talking amongst themselves
"You guys think they're taking this well? I think Cole's barely keeping it together," Fil whispers and subtly points to the other colt that hasn't spoken up yet
"Well, it's not like everyone was just going to be okay with suddenly leaving their old life behind. We gotta show him some support." Anon says
>a ding chimes out from the main console Twilight was looking over and starts printing out a long paper trail
>Anon and Anonymous take that as their cue to get the colts and filly off the padded bedding
"Thanks, dad," the younger filly says after being placed on the ground
"You don't have to call me that, you know."
>she blushes, still unsure how she's supposed to address the older ponies
>meanwhile, Twilight is loudly pouring over the paper, bringing it over to the cork board she's set up with all the information and ideas she's written down
>more pins and red thread are placed on it as she reads and adds yet more scrawls onto the board
>after a moment she steps back to look over the whole thing
>"I see, I see..."
"Got something?" Anonmare asks her, trying to make sense of the chaos on the board
>"Hm... Nope."

>>42490024
>she looks back and forth between the board and the Anons
>"I've run every test I can think of and used every spell I could find, but nothing strange comes up from any of you. As far as I can tell, you're all normal ponies."
"Normal? We're all basically clones," the second colt finally speaks
>in fact, now she actually had less stable ground to work with since the one of the few common thread between them was now broken
>a female. An actual female specimen!
>...in a colt's body
>"We at least now know for sure that when you two mate more beings from your world are brought over in your childrens' bodies."
>everyone else in the room looked at each other with pensive looks, clearly more hitched up on the implications of what Twilight just said than she is
>"I guess we'll need to move on to the next part of the experiment and see if the same thing happens when you reproduce with native ponies. Now, I'm sure if I put in a formal request we can get some volunteers for you to choose from and-"
>Anonmare's hoof covers Twilight's mouth
"How about we hold off on that for a few years, huh? I'd like some more time before having to push out another kid."
>"Oh. Right, yes, sorry," the unicorn says with an awkward laugh. "We should focus on the new arrivals, anyway, shouldn't we?"
>the two mares look over at Anon and Fil arguing with the younger children about who has the most authority in the house
>Anon naturally says he's the oldest physically and made the rest of the them so it should be him
>the more lively colt were claiming that since Anonymous was the oldest on Earth it should be her
>Fil, naturally, saying it should be her for no reason other than she's the one that's been actually keeping everyone fed
"I need to focus on keeping them from killing each other."

>>42490025
>Twilight says her goodbyes for the day, promises to come back tomorrow after some consultations, and heads back to her room at the local inn
>all the green ponies let out a collective sigh of relief now that all the noise, prodding, and questioning was over for the day
>all except the glum colt
>he was still quiet and just looking down at himself
"Hey, you doing alright there? Need to get something off your chest?"
>Anonstallion is the first to offer him some emotional support. His 'sister' follows suit
"Yeah, something wrong? You can tell us. We're all in the same boat."
>the colt looks up at the two then at everyone else in the room
>a tear wells up in each of his eyes as he lets out his frustration
"Why'd I have to be born as a stupid anon pony!?"
>Anon and the filly are caught off guard, thinking his trouble would have been deeper than just his appearance
>Fil and Anonymous, though, find it hilarious and burst into laughter
"Maybe you shitposted one too many times," the other colt asserts. "At least you got to keep the right parts."

>>42490029
"And why here in some no-where town? Why couldn't you guys have been in Ponyville?"
>the colt continues venting out his frustrations at the situation he's been placed in
>Anonymous and Fil are still laughing among themselves. Anon and the filly exchange looks of slight annoyance
"I mean, it's not like this was an ideal situation for us either," Anon says. "It's going to take some getting used to, but give it a chance at least. You're here at all. Isn't that good on its own?"
>evidently not as the colt just keeps rattling off complaints
>Anonstallion facehoofs and decides to just let him get it out of his system in peace and turns his attention to the other two recent arrivals
"How about you guys? Holding up any better?"
>the other colt shrugs
"Compared to him, sure. It's just a lot to take in still, and it looks like you guys are still as much in the dark about this as we are."
"I'm alright," the filly chimes in. "Just wondering when if, you know, I get to be a normal pony here or..." she trails off
>seems each one's worried about a different part of all this
>it reminds him of when he and Anonmare first showed up just outside town and all the confusion they went through during their first days
>he remembers what helped them at least calm down a little and start figuring thing out
"Have you thought of names yet? We can't just keep calling you guys 'Hey you' and you don't even seem to like the name Fil gave you." he says to the still complaining colt
>this snaps him out of his ranting for a moment
"Huh? Oh. Yeah, no, that name sucks. Give it to her." he points to the other colt
"Me? Why would I want it?"
>the two are sent into a flurry arguing and eventually fighting over who gets saddled with the name Cole
>or maybe they just needed an excuse to let out some anger
>the younger, still unnamed filly watches them tussle with Anon bwfore turning up to him
"Actually, I was hoping you and Anonymous could pick a name for me since you're now, uh, my parents."
>Anonstallion looks down at the filly and sees her looking away in embarrassment
"You're really set on this normal pony stuff, huh?"
>she nods
"Alright, we'll think of something then. Just gotta figure out how ponies chosoe names for their kids."
>he pats her on the back as they turn their attention back to the fight. Anonmare and Fil are now betting on a winner

>>42490031
>once things settled down they all had a roundtable discussion to decide on names
>Anonstallion and Anonmare named the filly World Walker. It wasn't a great name, but she seemed to appreciate that they tried
>the grumpier colt stuck with the name Cole since he couldn't think of anything better for himself that he felt like sticking to (and because he lost the fight)
>the other colt seemed to prefer the nickname Anonmare and Fil had given her, Kiddo
"Just until I figure out what I want to do here. Not gonna pick out a name yet and risk it being totally off about what my talent ends up being."
>when Twilight returned the next day she seemed particularly puzzled
>"I''ve been sending letters about your situation to Princess Celestia for a while asking for advice. She was a bit vague at first, but with this newest batch of data we've come to an agreement."
>everyone seated around her leans in closer in anticipation
>"The best thing for you to do now is to just live your lives. There doesn't seem to be anything more we can gleam until you're ready for the next tests, and you seem to have already settled into living in Equestria pretty well."
>the green ponies all look at each other, mulling over Twlight's suggestion
"So we're really really stuck here, as we are now?" Kiddo speaks up first
>"I'm afraid so. Maybe there's a way to send you back, but this is the first time any of you have asked about it, so we'd need to start looking through magic reco-"
"Oh, no no! No need for that. I was just making sure. I'm alright staying here."
>Cole raises his hoof to get Twilight's attention
>"Yes, Cole?"
"What about making me look different? I'd like to look like anything else than what I am now."
>"Oh! Um, maybe there's some ways to temporarily-
"Does that mean I can be a filly instead?" Kiddo interrupts
>"W-well-"
"Can I be older at least?"
"What about being a pegasus?"
"Can you take me to Ponyville with you?"
>the two back Twilight into a wall as they fire off question after question at her
>she looks over to the older ponies for help, but they're having their own conversation and don't notice her distress
"Looks like we're going with your plan, Walker," Anonmare says to the filly that isn't harassing Twilight
>she's clearly overjoyed, clapping her hooves
"Just don't get kicked out of school on the first day like I did," Fil adds

>>42490034
>the days go by and things settle into their new norm
>Kiddo follows Fil's footsteps often joining in her schemes and causing his own brand of trouble around town
>Cole is usually not far behind, yelling at them that they're being too crass or going against the rules of the show
>and Walker just seems to enjoy every moment she's in Equestria, staring with wide eyed wonder at everything Anonstallion and Anonmare had gotten used to as everyday life
>her willingness to play her role in her new home seemed to also bring out some latent fatherly instincts in Anon that he just hadn't had the chance to use with their first kid
>you'd hardly be able to tell there was anything strange about the two as a father and daughter if the older filly wasn't seemingly always around to make some rude remark about them
>and, as much as she'd like to deny it, Anonmare had also been affected by her time here
>she'd often be the one bringing the household in line when needed. She could even get Fil to behave when she was being too much of a nuisance
"Jeez, did getting railed so many times finally flip your switch to full woman mode or something?" FIl once said after getting chewed out
"Let's see you stay the way you are after having to take care of 4 kids. Bet you'll be begging for help once you have even one." Anonmare retorted, skirting as much as she could around the fact that being a mare meant having a mare's hormones
"Nuh uh, I'm not gay like you guys. I'll be eating mare pussy every day!"
>their shouting match is just one of many that the neighbors have had to grow accustomed to
>similarly, the family got used to Anonstallion's girlfriend, Meadow Prancer, being around much more, especially once she moved in with them
>it became a pretty crowded house, but it was still standing
>and despite the odds it kept standing as days and weeks became months and a year
"Come on, come on! We gotta get there before the castle replaces the library!"
>Cole burst out the door dragging a luggage bag three times his size

>>42490035
"Slow down, Cole! That place isn't going anywhere yet."
>Anonmare steps out of the house with her own travel bag
"Okay, everyone, last call to make sure you packed everything you need."
>Kiddo and Fil follow, Fil saddled with both of their bags since she's gotten tall enough to carry them both
"Pretty sure we do," Kiddo replies. "It's not like we need a lot. Definitely not as much crap as he's bringing with him." She points to Cole's barely held shut luggage
"He really thinks he's getting autographs from everyone in Ponyville." Fil says with a snicker
>Cole naturally gets defensive
"Don't act like you weren't thinking the same thing when you guys first went out there to ask Twilight for help!"
>Anonstallion and Walker are next out, Anon carrying the lion's share of baggage and helping a very noticeably pregnant Meadow Prancer out of the house
"No, we had much more important things to worry about at the time. Just like now."
>"Can't blame him for being excited, right? Little guy's had his heart set on this for months." Prancer says, closing the door behind her
>the group make their way to the train station, happily waved off by the neighbors. No doubt they're looking forward to the peace and quiet
>getting themselves loaded onto the train is an ordeal unto itself with the kids' usual arguing and tussling now being confined to train cabins, but eventually all their bags are sorted, their beds are claimed, and they're chugging down the tracks eastward towards Ponyville
>thankfully, watching the land go by from their window seems to be enough to keep the younger bunch seated in their bed, talking among themselves about what they want to do when they reach their destination
>Walker seems especially hopeful that their visit will last long enough for them to take part in Nightmare Night
"Sounds like we're going to be there a while longer than planned," Anonmare says from the adults' bed, knowing Anon's going to cave in to Walker's request as soon as she asks
"It might do them some good," he says, thinking it over. "Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky and Luna will scare Fil and Cole straight."
>"If they don't get us run out of town first, that is."
>the three share a good laugh, Prancer having to adjust herself when the baby kicks
"I hope we're not cutting it too close." Anonstallion helps her get in a better spot
>"I'm sure we're fine. All you have to worry about is if she'll be green or orange."
"Not yellow?" Anonmare adds
>Prancer thinks for a moment
>"Maybe, actually. But I'm still betting it'll be a coin flip between green like you or orange like me."
>Anonymous and Anon look at each other then back at her
"What's got you so sure about that?" Anon asks
>"Weeeeeeell..." a bead of sweat rolls off her forehead as she looks around nervously
>the two are looking at her pretty inquisitively and moving closer as she forms her answer
>"I guess there's really no point in not just saying it, is there? I'm like... you..."
"...Huh?" they say in unison

>>42490036
>Prancer is much redder in the face as she continues
>"I can't blame you guys for not noticing. I did a pretty good job covering up the signs, huh?" she lets out a nervous laugh and fidgets with her sandy yellow mane. "O-one good magic dye job really does wonders for a g-girl's looks."
"What color was your mane before...?" Anonmare asks
>"Black. Like yours."
>realization washes over Anonymous' face as she pictures Prancer with her own mane
"No!" she says, in as much a whisper as she can to not alert the kids
>Prancer nods, not able to make eye contact
"What? What's going on?" Anonstallion asks, still not getting it
>Meadow Prancer can only stammer and make nervous noises
>it takes Anonmare glaring at her to finally spill the beans
>"I'm wasa/mlpol/userandendedupherelikeyouguys." she blurts out as quick as she can
"Huh?"
>"I'm like you two, but from /mlpol/."
"...The april fool's board?"
>she takes a deep inhale. "Sure, let's go with that."
"What about your cutie mark?" Anonymous points at her mark, a tree with some flowers at its base
>"Most of it washes off, actually. It's just an exclamation mark, like your question marks. You're not mad, are you?" she asks Anonstallion
>he doesn't answer right away
"No. If I can't be mad at Walker for wanting her own identity here then I can't be mad at you."
>Prancer sighs in relief. "Thanks. I promise, that's the only skeleton in my closet."
"Hey, I have a question." Fil speaks up.
>At some point she'd come over and started listening in on their conversation
"If you're like them, shouldn't there also be another guy that showed up here with you as a stallion?"
>"Oh, right, him. He split off to try and do his own thing early on when we got here in a town further east. And by that I mean he tried to act out a rape post and got himself thrown in jail."
>Fil's starts laughing and the older ponies slowly join in, alleviating the tension that had built up from their conversation
>it seems this bunch is going to be alright

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>>42481746
No, I'm terrified of them knowing that I like ponies.

>>42484685
No. Fluttershy only respects real ponies.

>>42490465
What would make Anonpone not a real pony? And why would she have this sentiment to begin with?

>>42481746
Do we keep the same family dynamic or are we all gonna Anonfilly?

>>42490169
serious filly!

>>42490651
The rest of your family remain human you become your desired pony form, the family knows it's you though

be honest, you have wanted to become one of them at some point

>>42483500
can you do Opposite fluttershy?

>>42491431
Can I use my newfound pony magic to turn them into ponies?

>>42491555
yes but it will be very painful

>>42489135
Google it. Or use your favourite /mlp/ archive to look up old posts.

>>42488701
>nothing cute about a cutie mark in engineering
Lies.

>>42483503
Could we have a Torque Wrench TF please Show Style?

>>42488709
Woo, more new Five Score art.

>>42489971
>hopefully she never figures out why we really had to borrow her bed sheets
OMFG I'M DYING! LMAO

>>42491342
cute!

>>42488729
What's your special talent? Spiralling?

>>42492331
DRILLING

>Anonstallion calling Anonmare a chicken fucker when he gives birth to a green griffon
>All the anonfillies and anoncolts saying cucked and roastie in the background
>Twilight takes notes aggressively

>>42492093
Admittedly this could be from my own experiences, mechanical engineering tends to attract more guys than girls; and while I appreciate the form of some guys, I have attempted to date one before and it didn't go over that well. I find more feminine vibes to be attractive, both in myself and in my partners. That's not to say that female mechanical engineers are unheard of, but spatial intelligence is statistically very much more of a male-brained thing so a lot of them are tomboys (and thus are generally of both high quality /and/ high demand).
>TL;DR it depends on a lot of factors imo

>be me
>Gain Lunas Ass
>Slap Ass and hear Luna Yelling on the TV thinking a pony did it
>I have a Voodoo Luna Ass on me

>what do i do?

>>42492661
>>what do i do?
Masturbate violently during the pilot

>Be Anonfilly
Hell yeah
>Your anonparents were both useless NEETs and you're the only one who can even somewhat function as an adult
Hell no

>every pony has some kind of quirk or plain autism
>if you have that, you get your cutie mark right after the change
>if not, your mind "adjust" and then gets butt tattooed

>>42488776
Sensually rub her cutie marks.

>>42489589
Imagine being a pony and having Twilight teaching you pony science.

>>42489950
Sex with Shining Armour?

>>42492988
Imagine having to relearn physics because cartoon physics are real

>>42493030
ah yes, Professor Pinkies Guide to Equestrian Physics and Logic

"I'm not doing it."
>"Nonny, buddy, you have to! My magic is never wrong about this."
"Still not doing it, Candy Ass."
>"Come on, give it a chance, please? I promise that you'll love it."
"He was a dude! I'm still a dude! I'm not gay!"
>"But the two of you are so cute together, you need to do it. And SHE is a perfectly fine mare. Think of the cute foals."

>"Nonny, come oooooon!" Cadence whines. "She's sopping wet already and waaaaaaiting-uh!"
"No."
>"Pleeeeeeaaaase! I'll let you have any one thing from the treasury if you dooooo."
"Still no."
>"She's soaking into the sheets! You have to stop her with your diiiiIIIIIiiick!"
>he shakes his head in refusal
>"I can't eat my pizza if I don't watch you two fuuuuuuuuck-uh!"

>"Anon. I didn't tell you this, but you and 'Mare need to skip town."
"Shining, what the fuck are you talking about?"
>"She's never had anypony reject her matchmaking this hard before. It's rare a stallion says no to a date, and I've never seen one turn down a mare in-season."
"She drugged him! He said he couldn't help it! Anyway, I think she gave up after last time."
>"She's been baking some sort of powder, and keeps mumbling something about you two being 'scared of love.' She asked Twily for help. Twilight. For love help."
"Shining, have I told you that you're the best friend a man could ask for?"
>>"Hey, Anon! Lovebutt gave up! She sent us an apology pizza, with extra parmesan!"
"MARE! NO!"
>"What's a 'man'?"

>>42493180
>"Anooooon... where are yooooooooou?"
>How? How did she keep finding you?
>You knew she'd try to catch you at the train station
>It was the perfect place to throw her off your scent
>A pair of ticket stubs for Appaloosa with your names on 'em, left on the station bench
>So why was she HERE, in the Canterlot library?
>Looking in between the bookshelves?
>Why is she getting CLOSER to your hiding spot under the front desk?
>Your only hope is that this librarian mare keeps her sweater-wearing mouth SHUT
>"I know you're in heeeeeeeereeeeeeeee... I can SMELL it..."
>What is she, the Lovehorse or a fucking bloodhound?!
>At least Mare got away, thank fuck he noticed Candy Ass out the window first
>With how long she's been looking for you in here, you bet he's halfway to Manehatten by now
>Probably trying to hit on that Coco mare agai-
>"FOUND YOU."
>>"EEEEP!!"
>No way
>That fucking moron
>He was HERE?!
>You can't help but peek out at your attempted rapist by proxy in sheer bewilderment
>You don't like that face she's making, it's the same one Twilight made when she found out you and Mare had no magic
>You also don't like that she's trying to pull Mare off the top of the bookshelves
>"Get! Down! Here!"
>>"Eh! Dun! Whnnh!"
>You realize that this is the perfect opening to escape
>Sacrifices must be made
>Especially if they're too stupid to escape
>You give your best shushing motion to the librarian (damn these unwieldy hooves) and scramble out the front door
>You beeline to the train station, maybe you can make it to Manehatten instead
>No way she can find you in between all of those ponies
>Just buy one ticket, and you're basically home free, for real this time
>One ticket is all you need
>Everything's gonna be fine, until you remember something
>Just one slight tiny problem
>Mare has the bits.

>>42493189
"No big deal," you think to yourself. "I can just hitchhike my way there. Ponies are nice enough to give me a lift."
>it's just a bit further and you'll be able to catch a ride on a wagon heading out of town
>and it's getting darker so you'll have the cover of night helping you
>is what you would have thought if you hadn't remembered it's 4 in the afternoon and there wasn't a cloud in the sky as you dashed out of the castle
>you look up to see what's casting a shadow and only see a vague shape covering just enough of the sun from hitting you
>and it's growing bigger
>and pinker
>it's her
>you push yourself to go as fast as you can go, but you soon realize trying to outrun a diving alicorn is futile
>you take one last look up and see Cadence staring straight at you and carrying Mare with one leg
>she seems to be screaming, but all you can hear is the wind being cut through around them
>and the panic alarms in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMWfKylHszc

>>42491557
But can’t pony magic also turn people’s minds off like Sombra did? Or at least as some kind of anaesthesia?

>>42492911
>if not, your mind "adjust" and then gets butt tattooed
Mental changes mentioned.

>>42491189
Lol

>>42489952
>"Not canon,"
That got me. "Your dick is not canon" has to be the most /mlp/ insult I have ever heard.

>>42491502
I have not.

>>42490038
Good story, very fun

Here is a random story that might not be finished at sum point. Was based on an image last thread, here is the story
>be me
>normal kid barely a brony, living a good life
>early teen, chilling out with friends, playing video games and watch shows.
>one day, bored as hell, scrolling through channels and looking up for shows to watch
>see this cartoon about ponies and fantasy.
>it wasn't the modern one, this show was from decades ago.
>My Little Pony 'n Friends
>start watching it anyway

>show is pretty good, very standard 80's cartoon what you saw as a child
>enter that little baby dragon named "Spike"
>he's a chaser, a silly one and has a scratchy voice that sound cute
>actually liked the character
>mfw this character slowly grows on me as he became my absolute fave
>life is good as I shared with friends about it and they are cool with it
>ffw few years later
>enter close to post teen stage
>haven't seen that show and the character last time I checked
>probably got over the phase
>wished I would see that character again

>ffw that one day
>rummaging through storage
>there is a box taped
>decided to open it
>an old VCR and some tapes
>the tapes are pre-recorded episodes of My Little Pony 'n Friends
>hell_yeah.png
>decided to binge-watch them thru the VCR
Let's do this.
>kek outwardly
>cheered on with spike
>hours later
>finished watching, excitement flows through my veins.
>sit and relax
>thought occurs the wish.
>Wished to be like him.
>suddenly wish granted
>something isn't right.
>checks the time
>notice that I have other things to do.
>gets up
>starting to feel weird.
>no pain
>what.pn-
>suddenly my chest felt a pinch
>removes clothes
>witness as my chest started to develop thick blue plates from my chest to all the way to my crotch
>confused
>my nose began to itch
>try to scratch it
>suddenly nose and mouth starts to stretch.
>nose and mouth became a snout.
>what the?
>started touching around it
>didn't notice my ears began to change too
>what_is_going_on
>panic ensues
>go to bathroom and look at reflection
>snout and cat-ears and a covered belly
>mind trying to figure out what heck is going on
>looks at hand as my hand felt weird
>witness fingers thickened and reduced to three fingers and a thumb
>nails are gone
>built like a half-paw
>body began to shrink
>realize what I'm becoming
>suddenly a tailbone began to grow from my bum
>look back to see my tail
>a lizard tail
>feet began to change as well as my legs
>look down as to see my feet from five toes to jus three toes
>nails turned into green colored pointy clawz
>my legs slowly becoming hind legs, even though my feet are on tha' ground
>"what's goin'-"
>covered my maw
>voice is now scratchy
>body shrunk to a size of a 10 year ol' boy
>noticed my speakin' is now decade old speek
>changes aren't done
>spikes began to emerge, from the tip top of my head to close to the tip of my tail.
>pink scales started to spread my body
>hair started to fall out rapidly
>after few min' it was done
...

What would you do if you became Cadance
and shining wanted to have some....fun~

**by that he means play a board game.**

>>42494661
...
>look around tryin'a climb the sink
>see my reflection
>my reaction when I saw myself as him
>oh_boy.paper
>worried about what my friendz goin to react
>look around my body
>tryin' to check out thiz new body (tail waggin', ear movement, etcetera. etcetera)
>honezzztly it's actually cool
>decides to get out of the bathroom
>completely different room
>this izn't part of my house
>look around
>realize that this is the living room of paradize estate!
>suddenly voice heard
>"Spike"
>look behind to see a cyan unicorn pony wit'a darker shad' of cyan, pink and white mane.
>starts to come approach rabidly
>"there you are, we were worried that you had been hidin' somewhere"
>what.cel
>trying to figure out whadda say
>"well guess I was sleepin' somewhere and jus woke up, heheh"
>not my best attempt but yeah
>Minty didn't mind at all
>then tells me that Megan is waiting for us
>"you can come along if you want"
>I got it
>here I am, in paradise estate, as a baby dragon I love the mozt, wazn't sure where to go at thiz point.

What do I do?

>>42494676
try to act as normal as possible so that he might want to have sex after we're done playing uno

>>42494707
teach ponies how to swear

>>42494741
now i want to see a story where an Anon while playing multiple board games in the body of cadance while trying to hint at sex but it all goes over Shining head

>>42492851
so it just be nightmare moon moaning constantly?

>>42494676
Which board game? Chess? Monopoly? DnD? The Campaign for North Zebrica?

>>42495044
any and all.

>>42495044
it be funny for a DND campain and your trying to hit to shining about sex, but hes so deep into having you play the game he dosn't notice

>>42493192
Liking this so far, was it meant to be a one-off or are you planning to write more?

>>42495552
can you imagine actually having a head, eyes and ears that fucking big holy shit just compare the two
i don't think any story has quite captured your eye suddenly being ten times larger and how it'd actually feel to have those sorts of ears but i suppose it'd be a toughie to capture

>be me
>looks up stuff online
>find blank image
>get sucked in
>become Luna trapped in a GIF for all eternity
>i am now forever and always
>i am everywhere yet nowhere
>i am part of the internet
>i am part of your daily life and always will be
>when humanity and the earth are long destroyed i will still be here, in the 1's and 0's.
>i am now what one could describe as a god
>Never ageing
>never dieing
>but never living.

>>42495741
How existential. lol

Going to be trying something new with this update (will be out later today hopefully, I have it mostly formed in my head), instead of going all old greentext/homestuck and announcing when I switch characters (which I don't dislike doing but I think can be flow suicide) I'm just gonna swap with a few empty lines and let you infer based off of context clues. That cool with everypony?

>>42496032
this is retard erasure how can i know now =(

>>42496037
[gookmoot ate this post on my first attempt :(]
https://youtu.be/xMw0KcEZljE

>>42496032
If you were really Faulknerpilled, you’d leave out the empty lines entirely and really put >>42496037 up the creek without a paddle.
I’m always open to unique narrative styles, sounds like a unique path you’re taking.

need a AppleJack tf Story
give me the strong mare

>>42483465
Pegasus because all I ever wanted in my life was to fly.

Holy shittttttttt

>>42497299
That's beautiful! This is new art right?

>>42497276
i need a story were 'pinkie' talks in green text to ponies around ponyville

>>42497299
For some reason i feel like this would be anyone who actually winds up in equestria. The ponies wouldn't know what to do about them

>>42497679
I wonder what would happen if the new ponies start a pony race war among themselves that eventually spreads to all of ponykind. Would Princess Twilight be able to stop it again or would she need to resort to drastic measures?

>>42497655
cute

we need more EQG tfs here. well not more but some.

out of curiosity, is anyone else here a vegan/vegetarian?

>>42480177
i'm interested in the tusk-adjacent stories

>>42498115
As in transforming human into EQG? Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose

>>42498155
Vegetarian, but in my case this is completely unrelated to me being here. I've been a vegetarian since late 2004 and never even heard of mlp until early 2013.

>>42498235
what about ponies into EQG?

>>42498678
Happy filly!

>>42497582
Thanks! Yes I just drew it it's self insert so I drew my own bed

>>42498819
this is how i find out the fic got approved

>>42499389
I like your art and your story (assuming you're the same person).

>>42499406
probably LOL. Thanks

>>42499389
>The thought to write a story like this came after re-reading Five Score Divided By Four and realizing how similar it was to I Saw The TV Glow. The inspiration is obvious, but I hope to put my own personal spin on the genre while still sticking to the same tropes and et cetera.

Dam How close are you gonna stick to that movie anon..

>>42498678
good smiles

>>42498115
Read this https://pastebin.com/Tnb84VKR

>>42499832
Not like existential horror close,
just traditional pony tf tropes close.

>>42498819
cute

>>42498155
yeah for horsemaxxing reasons. my headcanon is that pet ponies are more like earth horses than equestrian ponies, so I also avoid chocolate, deadly nightshades and some cruciferous vegetables (toxic to horses) but it's really hard to give up tomatoes and hot chip so im not super strict about it

>>42481718
lol

>Be me
>Be turned into derpy
>Spend life relaxed as you're too dumb to want anything more in life

Doing my yearly read of Zephyr. I still really love that story. What story do (You) love?

>>42502010
Cuddly Doom and
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/207672/let-her-in
The ending was a little weak for my tastes, but I love the weird dream-like trance the story feels like it's in.

>>42498224
https://pastebin.com/Mr8H6ecG
https://pastebin.com/MLp5CDhG

>gets turned into Princess Cadance
>any mention of Pizza triggers my mind to act like Cadance
>what do?

>>42502010
My holy bible is an anonfilly story, ]if you've lurked enough you've probably seen me shill it before (AnonFilly, Feat. Abusive Twilight). Zephyr is great, but I love the chaos of some of those old filly greens...
Really due for another reread of it, it's been something like 4 years

>>42500681
I kinda like horror TFs, especially body horror. Wish we had more.

>>42502175
Wish we had more like that one.

>>42502174
> Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

>>42502222 (czech republic)
I might try to write one tomorrow if I don't forget

>>42502010
Dash of Humanity, really hate how the third one is a time loop story

>>42502222
Also for my fellow freaks, here's an example of it:
https://poneb.in/bDmtGgqK

>>42502482
Based.

>>42502555
Anon can turn back into a human only if she catches the butterfly.

>>42502531
the original 3rd story going in a complete opposite direction and developing a relationship between the protag and Fluttershy just for it to be cancelled and rewritten as a timeloop action story LOLLLL

A filly appears in front of you RIGHT NOW. She is a perfect clone of you with the same memories until 5 minutes ago, except she's an adorable filly. What happens?

>>42503004
I kill her because I know that's what we both want

>It's not evil Anon, it's necessary! You have a kind heart, but it was hurt when you grew up in such a uncaring, horrible, and just evil world! I can tell you want to be friends, but you're too scared. That's what this is supposed to help with! I can't fix your first childhood, but if you grow up right this time, and learn the right lessons, it'll help you let go of the pain and fear, and stop feeling like you don't deserve to be our friend.

>It's not brainwashing! I'm just sealing your maturity, and trauma. Everything you do at school still comes from you, so please don't blame me for forcing you to "build the strongest sandcastle", or "Teach the other fillies how to sing that pokemon theme song"! I know it's hard since it was only an hour ago, but try to accept these new memories as part of your inner child, rather than this "humiliation ritual" you keep calling it.

>Alright.
>You've had enough of this shit.
>How many months has this been?
>The seasons have all blurred into one, this goddamn nightmare of nice bullSHIT, all for what?
>NO fucking tendies, NO goddamn cheese sticks, NO fucking accountability from the so called fucking monarchs of this fucking fuck country themselves!
>The absolute bare minimum is not even a state to be addressed with how abhorrent this treatment, these... CONDITIONS are.
>Yeah you know what FUCK that so called "super expensive generational heirloom" that just fell out of your hair, you didn't see that, it didn't happen.
>Never fucking asked for it anyways.
>The breeze feels nice, you don't think you've ever seen such a blue sky back home before... not without acid, at least.
>A familiar gay blur zooms by, then stops and comes over to you.
>"Sup Anon! Have you seen Twilight? I went to the castle for our weekend read, but she wasn't there. Not like her to be late."
>Thank the stars!
>-Celestia has nothing to do with this kind of glorious retribution.
>Dash doesn't need to know about where Twilight is, but hopefully she finds the same laxative laced muffins on the table.
"Last I saw she was stuffing her fat face in the kitchen, and complaining about you being a slow reader or something."
>"-Woah woah, wait, what? Repeat that again, she said WHAT?"
>You shrug as much as your horse shoulders allow you to.
"Yeah I dunno, I just know she's in the kitchen because I heard her earlier, she was all like, "stupid Rainbow, for being so fast you'd think you'd be able to read out loud faster," or something like that. I'm sure she didn't mean it, or I dunno, maybe I misheard."
>Her face quickly develops a shade of red, as her ears flatten and her hooves shake.
>"I'll make sure I hear her right."
>A massive wave of air slices through your left side with the elegance of a truck, throwing loose so many papers you've fought to keep so tightly knit in your saddlebags for so long.
>A wave of panic washes over, but is quickly replaced with it's own sense of serenity.
>Closing your eyes, you let the papers wash over you like rain droplets, gently trickling down your face every so often.
>Fuck all this work, you don't need it.
>You don't need anything.
>Unhooking your saddlebags, you drop it in the pile of papers and continue on towards the schoolhouse.
>Galloping to get there quicker, its not long until the door is kicked in, and now you have nothing to say.
>And you just kicked in the door.
>All the fillies are looking at you, and Cheerilee.
>Mm.
>Sprinting over to the desk, you jump on top and forcefully kiss Cheerilee on the mouth.
>The fact that she stops squirming when you bring tongue into the mix is the weird part.
>"Okay what on GOD'S name is going on now, there's just so much damned chaotic energy here- OH CELESTIA'S SWEET NIPPLES!"
>You slap Cheer as she gets into it and sprint after Discord.
"GIVE ME A THREE STORY HIGH DORITO RIGHT NOW, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE JOHN!"
>It was a good day

>>42494707
Nice

>KidAnon and a couple of friends are talking about what it's going to be like when they're older when suddenly they're visited by their future selves.
>The friends are cool, like ones a sports star and the other's a billionaire.
>Anon is excitedly looking around for future him.
>All he can see is a green filly.
>Is that future him's pet?

>>42503001
The fact that Soarin hooked up with Don three times was kind of funny.
They should have stayed a couple

>>42494676
Sure, I'm game for some Warhammer.

>>42495044
Strip chess.

>>42494941
The new Cadence needs to play her cards right.

Oh no..... OH NO ! Whatever vulgar song I have in my mind, if I start singing after becoming a pony, they will by instinct and harmonic emphatic resonance magic start harmonizing with me.

>>42495741
If you're lucky you'll escape after a thousand years.

>>42497530
Now that'd be a good twist for a movie.

>>42502010
All of them, please finish your fics.

>>42503601
There's no cock like horsecock. (Musically, with half of Ponyville joining in.)

>>42503126
cute filly

turning into Princess Celestia in her royal chambers but its from the perspective of two gaurds outside the room trying not to talk about the noises inside.

>>42504401
How long until they enter to help?

>>42504532
like after you fully change. they were just really nervous to go in if celestia is having 'fun' with herself

There is something very wonderful about this.
Her changes already occuring before the reveal.
Her new mindset
Her stunted horn implying something is wrong with her
Turning someone into a Holiday-obsessed freak is so underrated.

>>42502140
Aw sweet, body horror.

Body horror bump.

>>42504568
yeah it's pretty neat

>Day Daybreaker is series finale boss and everypony is here to stop her.
>Everyone got that?
>Be Anon, for some reason you're with clown show that is the heroines of this story.
>Actually everybody that is anyone is here for this.
>Especially folks that have no right to be here for this final showdown for all of Equestria.
>Like you.
>Back in the day you would've said Spike, but at least he can fly and resist fire.
>Right, anyway.
>The matter at hand.
>Daybreaker gloats like a typical villain.
>"Behold, I have all the power in the world. After separating from my weaker half."
>Celestia is close by glaring, like, what she normally does to a villain.
>Really not sure why she bothers to do anything.
>Daybreaker continues like usual with that Canterlot Royal Voice.
>"I've taken the Elements of Harmony, all the ancient artifacts, and powerful tomes that could've used to stop me. Unlike every foal before me, I've planned for every outcome. Discord is powerless. I've watched every tool and trick you fillies have, and now you have no answer to stop me."
>Twilight Sparkle and company stand resolute.
>Bookhorse starts to rattle off some kind of nonsense about friendship, blah blah blah.
>You're sure she's going to pull something out of her ass.
>Whatever, give emotional support and be back for lunch.
>Daybreaker doesn't seem impressed by the bravado the girls show.
>"You still doubt my power? I have no desire to turn you all into ashes, I have that much mercy. However, perhaps a demonstration is in order."
>Magic grabs you.
"Oh shit."
>Dash tries to grab you as you quickly yanked by the sun tyrants side.
>"This human, Anonymous."
"Oh hey there. I was really just hoping to be in the background of all this."
>Twilight and other unicorns try to teleport you out to safety, but fail.
>"He is magically resistant to an legendary degree. So here in this I will show you all what I am capable of. Though the glorious sun adorn my flanks, I can cast magic even experts have no hope to match. Behold permanent transfiguration and genderfication."
>Twilight is quick to object.
>"Daybreaker, you can't change the gender of anypony. It's impossible. Please, forcing this much magic will kill him."
>Applejack and Dash charge in to save you, only to be stopped by magical golems.
>Doesn't matter, there is a bright light and you lose consciousness.
>...
>Well you don't feel pain.
>So that's a plus.
>Flutter your eyes open.
>Everyone is staring at you in shock.
"Shit."
>Shit, you sound fucking gay now.
>Look at yourself.
>Green, earth pony mare.
>Earth pony?
>Of all the lame things, she didn't ever turn you into a cool one.
"What is this!? Why not a pegasus or unicorn?"
>"That's what the problem is!"
>Apples objects, but seriously yes it is.
>Twilight is furious.
>"You won't get away with this. We will win the day from you. Even with your powerful magic.
>Daybreaker hasn't said anything.
>She's just staring at you.
>Intensely.
>Soul piercing stare.

>>42505333
>You can see the flames dance in her eyes.
>The fiery aura gets warmer in the room.
>"I give up."
>There is a pregnant pause.
>They're all waiting for the fake out.
>Your floppy ears focus straight at her.
"Come again?"
>Daybreaker takes off her armor, the crown, the magical doodads.
>"You can have it all back, Equestria, the trinkets, everything. Celestia, the throne is yours again."
>You want to scream out a what.
>Pinkie beats you to it.
>A cacophony of noise is heard as the ensemble cast shouts out in confusion in the turn of events.
>Princess Celestia moves them aside as she tries to catch up with Daybreaker who is dragging you along.
>"Daybreaker what is the meaning of this?"
>The former tyrant glances at her counterpart.
>"I'm going to marry this mare. That's all I need."
"What do you mean!? You just made me this way not even a minute ago!"
>"Yes, and you're perfect. Everything about you is what I want."
>Holy balls, she means it.
>Celestia is flabbergasted, Luna looks peeved, Cadence is smiling wider than Pinkie Pie and clopping her front hooves together.
>The traitor.
"Girls? Anyone? Please help me."
>Twilight picks up her jaw that had dropped on the floor.
>"Anon. I'm sorry. We don't have the power to change you back. Only she does, or did."
>Desperately you look for a way out.
"Hey, hey now. Daybreaker."
>"You may call my My Flame, my little light."
"How is this anything what someone like you could want? You're tall, pure white fire, powerful, lean. I'm flabby, shortish, thick. There is no way anything about me is what someone like you would want."
>She stares at you, wings flare out and takes off out of the room with you in tow.
>"Oh my dear little light of mine, I will show you exactly what I see in you."
>You're boned.
----
>You were indeed boned.
>Some time later, you're sitting down with Twilight Sparkle over tea.
>Haven't said anything to her.
>At least she looks guilty still.
>Unlike the others.
"I still miss my balls, Sparkle."
>"I know, I know. But you saved Equestria. You'll always be remembered for your sacrifice."
"I remember my balls being sacrificed Sporkle."
>"She's not abusing you now is she?"
"No."
>Twilight sighs.
>"Well that's good."
"I'm just pregnant now."
>The soup she was drinking spurts out like a fountain.
>"What!?"
"She took our eggs and did some weird magic ritual. We're both going to have gay lesbian spawns."
>Twilight lowers her voice a great deal.
>"I couldn't even tell. You can't tell anypony about this. Princess Celestia hasn't been the same since that day."
>You couldn't give her a more 'fuck off' stare.
"Oh poor her."
>"I'm serious, she's jealous that her evil counterpart found true love and is living her best life."
"I am a man that is about to give birth. Come back to me with something less petty."
>This is your life now.
>Daybreaker's wife/husband, soon mom.
>Anonmare signing off.

>>42505339
>Day it feels like you're talking to an Ex that you never had in Equestria.
>Well this is weird.
>Sitting in the gay bath house with royalty.
>It's gay 'cause there's only females here.
>Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and you.
>In a bath house having tea.
>Technically you're royalty according to them.
>But you see bullshit, at best your a consort for a tyrant who's reign lasted for one minute.
>Also, they've never invited to these shindigs before.
>Cadance is the only one happy to be here.
>"Anon! Anon! Hi Anon!"
>Pink horses are all insane.
"Hello princess."
>"Oh don't be that way, we're all equals here."
"Not by choice."
>Luna mutters something in her cup.
>There are bags under her eyes.
>Celestia stirs her tea, a tea that hasn't stop boiling in her magical grasp.
>Cadance can hardly sit in her chair.
>"So, how's your relationship going?"
>Stare at her, wondering what to say.
>Pink equals insane.
>Not dumb.
"I've been adjusting."
>"A good adjustment right?"
"Cadance. I was a man for all of my life until now. There is a lot to adjust to."
>"Oh come on, by now you should have gotten to the swing of things."
>Glare furiously at her.
>Demonstrate your point by trying to pick up the teacup with your hooves.
>It breaks.
"I. Can't. Do. Shit."
>For the first time, Celestia chimes in a little too calmly for your liking.
>"Hmm, I see. That is a problem."
"So forgive me, if I will be a total mess for a long time, as opposed to only a lesser mess when I was just a man living here."
>Cadance uses a spell to fix your teacup.
>"Right, sorry. Didn't consider that, but I was asking about your relationship."
"If there is an issue I'll consider talking about it."
>"Foals along the way will make things more complicated. Oops!"
>Cadance covers her mouth.
>The other two sigh.
>You know you haven't told anyone.
>Did Twilight talk?
"Foals? When has that been brought up?"
>Luna flicks a wing across Cadance's nose.
>"There are now four minds dreaming in your home."
>Ah, they've been keeping tabs on you.
>Well, watching Daybreaker.
"So you decided to ask me."
>Celestia nods.
>"She, her, well Dawnbreaker, did she, are you two?"
>Cat's out of the bag, or better yet horse is out of the barn.
"We're both expecting. She has one, and so do I."
>Cadance practically whoops and starts to dance in the background.
>The other two princesses are less enthused.
>You are the most less enthused.
"Power and love and friendship right."
>Celestia's tea has evaporated.
>"Of course. Have you chosen a name?"
"Nyx and Dyx."
>Dyx is your child, 'cause you miss your dick.
"So how upset are you?"
>Celestia's eye is twitching, just a slight one, but you've never seen it happen.
>"Please do not take this the wrong way, but I have no idea why she has fallen so hard for you."
"Right, she's supposed to be a side of you."
>"A suppressed side."
>Luna answers, sounding more upset at her sister.
>Celestia doesn't answer.
"I am aware of my many faults."
>"Are you?"
>Celestia actually slaps her mouth.

>>42505346
"Wow. I mean wow. That sounded vitriolic. Who do you hate more, me or her?"
>"I'm sorry."
"No, no. I'm sure having to see a more suppressed side come to life brings much self-reflection."
>"Indeed."
>Luna the ever present peanut gallery acknowledges.
>Celestia shakes her head, almost hides her eyes with that flowing mane.
"Well good news, you all going to be aunts."
>"I know! My little Flurry is going to be the best older cousin!"
>Cadance is really taking this in stride.
>You don't share it.
"Well here's some vitriol to share. I'm still furious you all made me a sacrificial lamb. This was a problem you let happen, fucked around, and I'm the one who found out. I hope whatever spawn comes out of me burns down your castle to the down. Or at least eats your favorite cake when you're not looking."
>Celestia sits up straight as you continue.
"So whatever jealousy you having brewing in your mind, cut the crap."
>Stand up in your own chair as you point at her, balancing poorly on the chair.
"My ass has to live with your mistake, you get to sit up in your ivory tower. Unless..."
>Glare at her.
"Did you ever have foals?"
>Luna looks away, deciding her empty tea cup was more interesting.
>Celestia stands up, and walks around the table to you.
>Stare right up at her, feels like staring at Daybreaker.
>She looks you over.
"Hey eyes up here. I don't wear pants anymore, but I ain't an open invitation."
>"Do you have to name her Dyx?"
"Oh my God, you are just like her. I'm going home now."
>Take one big slurp from your cup and bounce.
"Later princesses. Try not to bring about another calamity that's been hiding for a thousand years."
---
>Be Celestia.
>"Sister, is it the attitude perhaps?"
"Luna."
>"Oh, perhaps she reminds you of cake because she is so fat now."
"Anon is not that fat."
>"She jiggles like your jello cakes."
"I like stallions."
>"Careful sister, suppress your desires like that again and maybe we'll get a new version of you. Molestia, all mares beware."
>You're going to switch out her coffee for decaf later.
>Surprise sequel, the end.

>>42505349
>Day when did you become the soccer mom in Equestria?
>Well it isn't soccer, but something somehow lamer.
>Buckball.
>These ponies combined soccer and football in a weird way.
>The rules make no sense, and you hate watching it.
>Too bad your kids joined their little league version.
>Be Anon.
>Anonmare, wife/husband to Daybreaker.
>Also tard-wrangling foals right now.
"Nyx, Dyx, stop being bone-headed and fighting each other!"
>"But mom, Dyx is being a dick."
>"Nyx stop being a wimp."
"Get your tails out there before I drag you both by the ears home."
>They grumble, but ultimately listen.
>Trot up to the bleachers and sit down.
>Most of the ponies give you a healthy bubble of space.
>"Anon. Get up here."
>A healthy bubble of space thanks to the ex-tyrant wife, Daybreaker.
>"I have acquired a hat of support for this team. Wear it for our fillies."
"Please tell me you got us beer as well."
>"Not that kind of game my light, but we will celebrate later."
>The game starts, one would think having alicorn fillies would give them a leg up on the competition.
>They thought so, but reality seldom meets expectations.
>Hard headbutts, trampling, balls to faces.
"Wreak that brat! Make them cry!"
>Nyx is crying.
"Show them your war face! Teach them fear!"
>Dyx is getting tossed.
"Get back up and put them down harder!"
>Ok, maybe you do get into it a little hard.
>Mare you may be, man you'll always be in your heart.
>Daybreaker has a small blush at your enthusiasm.
>Team is about even, neither team doesn't know how to play the game well, but that doesn't matter to you.
>It matters.
>"Honey. My light. Almost half-time, here are the snacks for the team."
"Hmm? Oh right, the oranges."
>Grab the bag with your mouth and do an awkward side shuffle down the bleachers.
>Horsie moves will never get easier, but you don't trip this time.
"I'm coming. I'm coming."
>The girls are panting in the grass.
>Slowly they rise like the undead to claim what little carbs orange slices could give.
>Other fillies and colts join them.
"All right, one at a time. No need to get grabby."
>Sure enough little noses are pushing past you to get the best smelling treat.
>"Thanks Anonmare."
>"Y-yeah. Thanks Mrs. Anon Daybreaker."
"Anon is fine."
>"Thanks mom!"
"You're doing great out there kids."
>They're all happy, but your ears catch some conversation.
>"Dyx, dude, how do you do it?"
>"What are gibbering on about now?"
>"You're mom. She's a total MILF."
>"She's literally the copy of Aunt Celestia. Of course she is."
>"Not her."
>No.
>"Anon mom? I, uh, you sure?"
>"Bucking tartarus, she has it going on. Humph."
>"Not you too. What is up with colts in my class."
>Nyx approaches her sister and the colts.
>"Ew, not you all too. That's our mom."
>The colts nod in agreement with each other.
>"She's hot. I'd totally tap that."
>"You'd get turn to ashes, but stallion that would be a worthy death just to tap that MILF."
>No, no, no.
>Your stomach churns.
>Hold it together
>Don't start a scene

>>42505358
>Make your way off the field, not up the bleachers.
>Behind the bleachers.
>Children.
>Children called you a MILF.
>You want to hurl, if you had beer you would be right now.
>How has your life gotten here!?
>"Anon? My light? You look terribly distressed."
>Daybreaker snuck up behind you.
>She's too tall to hide behind the bleachers.
"Hey. Just give me a moment. You can head back."
>Her wing drapes over you like a shield.
>She likes to do that to you.
>"What happened?"
"Daybreaker. I'm a--"
>Realization falls on your face.
"I'm a MILF."
>A small snort escapes her.
>Daybreaker's cheeks puff out.
>She's trying to suppress a laugh.
>Looking away as a tear surfaces from her eyes.
"A MILF!"
>"I heard you. Give me. Just give me a moment to compose myself."
>Evil Celestia looks down to you.
>Then breaks down laughing.
>"Anon. My light. You can't look that way and not expect me to be able to hold it together."
"You're a thousand year old super horse, my Flame. I have high expectations of you. How am I a MILF?"
>"Have you considered that you might be attractive?"
"Be serious!"
>"My little light. Regardless how you see yourself other's were bound to find you attractive."
"I will never understand ponies."
>Stop a moment.
>Both of you look up to the herd of ponies looking over the bleachers as you talk with your wife.
"Do you all mind?"
>"No. This is better than the game."
"Go watch your kids!"
>"Nopony is a goat here."
"Fine then you asses."
>"Or donkeys."
"Which one of your colts called me a MILF?"
>"You know what, the game is more interesting now."
>Can't help but facehoof.
>Wife gives you a pity pat on the back.
>"There there, I'm sure nothing will come to this."
---
>"Hey mom, check out this cool new song. I'm in it!"
>You listen.
>"Dyx's mom has it goin' on. She's all I want and I waited for so long."
>Oh fuck no.
>Surprise Trilogy, The End.

https://ponepaste.org/11227

>open thread
>no mention of my works
>close thread
>seethe

>>42505486
Post your work so that we may enjoy it!

>>42504568
With enough Hearth's Warming cheer anyone can become a pony.

>>42504337
the god damn joke is really good

>>42505891
filly is glowing

>>42506258
That happens when you get transformed by radioactive waste.

>Go inna RGRE as the dreaded Anonstallion
>No cutie mark, either because humans have no 'special talent' or because of interdimensional fuckery
>Equivalent of the Legal Loli

>>42505491
No.

>>42506877
what what?

>>42507354
No home-o.

>>42507486
oh lol

>>42507529
Hahaha

psst it's
.gg/tfAjenN
everyone on /mlp/ is almost on this, get on it now

>>42505486
We love you gnisha/flotsam/somedope/wallmixer/EITR/tfanon/etc. If you aren't one of those and are the general vibes of them, you're also cool.

>>42481712 (OP)
>https://discord.gg/tfAjenN
this is literally 50% trannies and 50% furries. Absolutely shameful display, stop spamming this.

>>42432951
>>42435722
>>42439865
I wonder what this anon is doing RN.

>>42498819
I'm enjoying the hell out of this story, and the passion you put into writing it is evident. Gail, Lula, and Twyla are all really likeable characters and you've set up a great premise.
A slower, more reasonable update schedule is smart, and you should enjoy writing this - I just beseech you, don't abandon it altogether and drop off the face of the earth. Please. Please please.

>>42508644
I'm not the author, I just thought the story looked interesting enough to promote here.
This post might be the author: >>42499389

>>42508382
Haven't gotten back to it for about a week now. I keep trying to carve some time for it but it keeps evading me. I just made the intro although i think i need to build the filly's character a bit more to help with the emotional investment

>>42508658
Thanks for the clarification and referencing what's (probably) the right post. I'd presume they at least lurk.

>>42507529
Haha!

>>42508662
Can relate. Really need to continue working on a story myself.

>>41261929
https://ponepaste.org/10663

>>42509165
"Dear Princess Celestia, I have found myself in the wonderful position to take in a filly here in Ponyville that nobody seems to know. As far as we are aware, this filly doesn’t have a family, so I’ll be taking in the filly as my own. I’m excited to give the filly a fresh start and hopefully be a wonderful mentor for the little unicorn just like you were for me. I'll write you with further details as they come in. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle"

Just a little taste of it since i was able to actually get to it tonight

>>42509796
Tastes good

Imagine anonmare stubbornly resisting any stallion advances despite struggling with an intense heat, and then one day when the estrus almost drove her insane finally giving in and having sex with a stallion once. He fucks her silly, going balls deep, his balls slapping against her ass, mounting, hugging her, nibbling at hear ear and pulling and her mane, and then finishing inside, filling her to the brim with his hot stallion cum, and she falls asleep under him, exhausted but happy. And next day, when the well-fucked anonmare looks at the mirror, a battle of emotions inside her - a desperate desire to keep on clinging to her old identity on one side and the blissful afterglow of a passionate night, the feelings of serenity, satisfaction and a an unconscious understanding that what happened was not just good, but right, the way it's supposed to be, on the other. Unf

>anon resists temptation to get boned by a stallion
>once she finally gives in, realizes how good it feels and how it makes her feel
>fully embraces being a mare and actually enjoys getting deeply rutted and filled
>eventually asks twilight to instead of changing her back into a human, change her into a stallion
>now stallion anon comes to the aid of mares in estrus, banging them hard and well because he knows how good it made him feel back then

>>42509619
lol

>>42505486
>open thread
>no mention of my works
>close thread
>smile
Now I simply must see to it that my story be rrrrreemoved from the ptfg fimfic group

>>42508167
I miss them and many others.
Such as Meslam and also A Mirror Brightly.

>>42488709
Higher quality.

>>42509796
Nice. <3

bump

>>42511159
cool

>>42510781
Writing is never going to be an easy thing to do, but it doesn't help that half of the stories written on-board ended because the author got no (You)s. It's a lonely thing, to write only for yourself...

>>42511775
I'm currently working on the next Silver Platter story if that's any consolation for you. After that it's the Comet Cutter rewrite.

>Anonmare stared across the table at the green stallion sitting opposite of her.
>The two of them were seated underneath a parasol in the outdoor area of one of the cafés in town, waiting for their order.
>It was a fairly nice early afternoon, ponies were laughing and talking as they went about town.
>The sun was shining but a refreshing breeze was keeping the summer heat away.
>She and Anonstallion had been in Equestria for a couple of months now, just long enough to get comfortable really.
>The townsponies had been gracious enough to get them set up in one of the disused cottages at the edge of town.
>They had also both been lucky, neither one of them were an excessive troublemaking shithead.
>The two of them had been enraptured by the sights and experiences all around them since their arrival.
>The genuine kindness of the ponies, the quaint architecture of the town, the fresh air and liveliness of nature all around them.
>Getting used to the hooves and all was a little awkward, but they had figured it out quick enough.
>Yeah they had a lot of questions about why and how they were here, in the end they just said fuck it and decided to roll with it.
>Whatever the odds, they had agreed to make the most of the opportunity that presented itself.
>Even finding work had gone far more smoothly than she had expected it to.
>But now, today, they were here.
>They often met up to eat together or just hang out whenever they had spare time.
>Talk about all the cute mares and how their days were going, planning places to check out or events and activities they could attend.
>This time was a little different.
>Anonmare's expression was neutral when she finally spoke up.
"...you want us to get married."

>>42512704
>He smiled awkwardly and rubbed the back of his neck while avoiding her gaze.
>"W-Well, yeah... I know it's a bit sudden, it's just that I've been thinking and..."
>And?
>To be honest, she had expected him to try and rape her the moment they had woken up here together.
>He didn't, he didn't even try to make a move on her, flirt or be suggestive, the entire time they were together.
>His proposition was casual and came practically out of nowhere.
>"...we've been having such a good time together, and you're kinda cute, it... it feels like the right move, y'know?"
>Anonmare was incredulous.
"...Out of all the wonderful, beautiful mares you COULD be asking out, you're asking to marry ME?"
"Not even ask out, legit just skipping straight to marriage. You KNOW I'm a guy, right?"
>The stupid stallion's ears folded back and he blushed pathetically.
>"S-Sorry! I keep forgetting. You've seen and heard yourself, it's too easy to think of you as.. one of them."
>They had been over this several times when first getting to know one another.
>Every time he would inevitably wind up talking to her like she was a mare.
>Eventually she just gave up on correcting him.
>It was less confusing for the other ponies anyway.
>"B-Besides, it's not gay if you really are a mare-"
>She closed her eyes, rested her hoof squarely on the bridge of her snoot and took a deep breath.
"For fucks sake Anon... you know I don't care about that shit. I'm just confused, alright? What changed? Did something happen?"
>Before Anonstallion could respond, the stallion that was their waiter arrived, both eyebrows raised.
>"Sir.. Madame.. two daisy sandwiches, two carrot smoothies?"
>Anonmare nodded and the waiter placed their order in front of them.
>"Please enjoy."
>And he was gone.
>Anonmare picked up her sandwich and started eating while Anonstallion just fidgeted his hooves.
>After a moment he settled down and began slurping his smoothie.
>What the fuck was she going to do with this faggot...

>>42512707
>It had been a solid minute without him saying anything.
>He seemed to be content to let her eat before continuing the conversation and that was fine as far as Anonmare was concerned.
>She watched him having his half of their meal, watched him trying very hard to look in any direction other than hers.
>At one point he nearly knocked over his smoothie glass with a shaky movement of his hoof.
>The guy wasn't joking, in fact he must have been way more nervous about his little proposal than she had given him credit for.
>By the time she was finished with her sandwich, the comfy town atmosphere had eased away the last of her alarm over the whole thing.
>This didn't need to be a big deal.
"Hey. Anon. Relax. Just talk to me buddy."
>He gave her a shy smile and actually looked at her for a moment before looking away again.
>"Y-Yeah... I mean- no- nothing happened. I've been feeling amazing lately, being here- it's like a dream come true-"
>He was right about that. They'd talked about it plenty of times. Here, they were finally free to actually just... live.
>"-and I got to share it with you. Not just by myself... yeah, I would have been happy on my own, too, but-"
>He took probably the biggest deep breath Anonmare had ever seen.
>"The ponies, they don't know about Earth, about the show, about the fandom or the board. If we tried to explain it to them, they'd think we were crazy."
>"But YOU know. You understand me, you understand why this is so special. And I think..."
>That...
>"That I love you."
>Okay, it was a big deal.

>>42512710
>Anonmare could feel herself tense up.
>Part of her wanted to kick Anonstallion in the balls and get out of there.
>Which would be a pretty rude thing to do to the pony who was essentially her best friend right now.
>He didn't deserve that.
>"Listen, just hear me out-"
>She had the straw of her smoothie in her mouth and was drinking it probably a little faster than she should have been.
>Anonstallion looked like he was going to have a heart attack.
>"We're already living together. We go on dates-"
"-we hang out, as friends. They're not dates. We agreed-"
>"-that we would be better off exploring Equestria together-"
"-because it was convenient. It's easier having-"
>"-someone you can count on when everything is weird and new."
>...
>A couple of passing mares noticed them and were nudging each other, giggling and whispering.
>A stallion at another table was giving Anonstallion a look of utmost sympathy.
>Maybe this wasn't the best place to be doing this right now.
"Let's just drop this for a minute. Finish your sandwich."
>Anonstallion was visibly deflated, but he nibbled away shakily while Anonmare pulled her bag out from under the table and rummaged for a bit to leave to the waiter.
>"You're tipping again.."
"Yeah."
>Soon enough they were on their hooves again, saddlebags fastened and ready to move on.
"C'mon, we're going to the park."
>Anonstallion gave her a quizzical look but was too busy struggling with his apparent despair to argue.
>Nopony was paying them any attention now.
>The meandering walk through the streets did wonders for her peace of mind.
>It never got old. Cosy storefronts, planters filled with colourful flowers, asiles of leafy green trees, the sound of hooves on cobble, the smiles and frequent hellos and howdys from everypony she crossed.
>If she listened carefully, at every corner she could hear a rhythm playing.
>She smiled. Not even the faggot's sulking could ruin this.

>>42512716
>Speaking of, the poor guy seemed like he wasn't doing too-too bad when she turned her head to check on him.
>A little resigned maybe, but he wasn't dragging his hooves as he followed behind.
>Of course normally he would be walking WITH her, not just trailing her like a lost puppy.
>She slowed down so he could come up alongside her.
>When he looked up at Anonmare, she returned the look.
>Somehow that was enough to perk him back up.
>"...We checked with every place we've been to. You don't have to tip."
"Psh- shut up, I'll do what I want. I already told you why I do it."
>"You want them to feel appreciated. I get it. For everything they gave us over the years."
>"But that doesn't explain why you also paid when it was my turn."
>Anonmare rolled her eyes.
"Because I could. But if I had KNOWN you were going to confess then I would have let you go right ahead."
>Well, that shut him up. Okay 'Mare, pull it back a bit. Ugh, why did he have to ask an annoying question like that anyway?
"Besides, if the year is right, that means Rarity hasn't been born yet, so SOMEPONY has to pick up the slack."
>Anonstallion snorted. That was enough to spur him into playful mocking.
>"How very humble of you."
>She smirked. That was more like it.
>"You have good qualities you know. I admire you. Really."
>Well fuck. Nevermind then. Anonmare grumbled and decided that suddenly the scenery was more interesting than Anon's bleeding heart.
>They were getting close to the park now anyway. Whatever. It was a nice compliment, she just hated the connotation that went with it.

>>42512719
>Anonmare's mind drifted as her hooves led the way.
>She wasn't trying to be generous earlier. She wasn't. She just owed a debt and paying it meant seeing ponies happy.
>Plus, throwing bits around made her feel like she was in control. There was nothing generous about that, it was selfish.
>Did Anonstallion really find that appealing, or what?
>He could have stepped up and stopped her, insisted it was his turn, but he didn't, so why bother bringing it up?
>The arrangement was useful when they were more strapped for cash and trying to be fair about it.
>If it wasn't necessary anymore then it didn't matter.
>Her mind churned with excuses, but in the end she had to admit that today she just felt like it.
>Felt like paying for him.
>That was all, it didn't need to be complicated, there were no bells or whistles attached to what she did.
>But maybe Anonstallion had read it differently- no, obviously he had.
>Did he think that she liked him? Is that where this came from? It was wishful thinking on his part.
>You do like him.
>Shut the fuck up brain. You retarded piece of shit. He's my ponybro. I'm looking out for my ponybro.
>Like OBVIOUSLY checking out mares and having a good time is more fun together.
>Do you see any watch streams around here? Any cons? Literally any other anon?
>THIS is what she had, and she was going to hold onto it as best as she could.
>Why did he have to get so weird about it all of a sudden?
>Because you're a mare.
>Thank you captain obvious. Yes, it was because she was a mare. Yes, she would probably have tried to tap 'this' if she had been the stallion instead.
>She let out a loud frustrated groan, startling Anonstallion whom for a moment she had forgotten was still beside her.
>"Erm. You alright?"

>>42512723
>He was genuinely concerned.
"No. Look, we're here."
>They passed by the railings that marked the boundary of the town park, the clip-clop of their hooves giving way to the sound of fine gravel crunching underhoof.
>This place was a little more built up than say Ponyville, but the ponies here still put a large emphasis on being close to earth and nature.
>There were plenty of little green spaces and gardens everywhere in town, but this park in particular had been carefully zoned early on.
>It was cute how eager some of the ponies were to talk about the town's history- they were proud of it, and they had every reason to be.
>It wasn't small, and a lot of community effort went into maintaining it all.
>Anonmare led Anonstallion off the path pretty much immediately, feeling the warm soft grass under her hooves as she skirted the bloom of flowers that greeted this entrance.
"See this? This is worth admiring. Not me."
>Anonstallion furrowed his brow as he followed her, taking in the colours, watching the little bees coming and going.
>"I do. And you are. I love this place, I come here too you know? Besides, you're part of this now- I know you don't really talk about your job, but I, uhm.."
>She gave him a suspicious glance. She knew what he was going to say.
>"I thought it was.. kind of adorable when you decided to become a flowermare."
>She gagged a little.
"Don't get the wrong idea faggot. I-"
>"You don't have to explain yourself Anon, it's okay."
>But she did. To herself.
"I wanted to do something that mattered alright? Something that wasn't like anything that I did back on Earth. Something that a pony would do."
>Something that a cute mare would do.
>Anonmare gritted her teeth and pushed that intrusive thought into the woodchipper.
>Really, there was nothing wrong with the job. It was nice actually.
>Her boss was a friendly mare who ran one of the flower shops in the town.
>Anonmare would follow her around doing rounds, checking on all the flowerboxes, planters and gardens that were under her boss' jurisdiction, which did include parts of this park as well, yes.
>Watering, picking, sorting, talking to customers, handling orders and deliveries, tidying the shop, whatever the flowerboss wanted.
>It was essentially an apprenticeship, her boss even loaned her books on flowers and garden cultivation and stuff AND she got paid.
>Almost sickening how good it was. How much faith that pony put in her. And all she did was walk in and ask if she was looking for full-time help.
>That's when she felt in her heart just how strongly she wanted to do this.
>Meanwhile Anonstallion was doing some dumb job pulling carts around with a bunch of other stallions. Hah!
>She WAS proud of herself, but somehow when the faggot mentioned it, she felt gross. And she didn't know why.
>You don't want him to hit on you. Just tell him you're not interested.
>......
>You DON'T want that, right?
>"Anon?"
"Huh?"

>>42512725
>"Are you listening..? You had this really serious expression and were spacing out.."
"Wha? Oh. Yeah I guess I was."
>She realised she had been standing there staring into the colourful arrangement before her.
>Idly she raised a hoof to touch the flowers, carefully caressing them.
>For a second she didn't care what Anonstallion thought.
>They were still near the entrance and a few ponies were coming and going, one mare perked when she saw them.
>"Hiya Ms Anon, Mr Stallion! They're beautiful right?" The flowers.
>"Oh, um, hey Miss Touché." 'Mr Stallion' was doing his best to act like everything was fine.
>Anonmare recognised the pony as one who liked throwing little get togethers. She'd held one for her and Anon as a kind of welcome party.
>Not exactly a Pinkie level affair, but it was very sweet. She also ran the town's debate club.
"Hiya Tea, yeah, they are. I love them."
>Tea gave her such a happy little smile, 'Mare couldn't help but genuinely smile back.
>"I'm sorry I've gotta run, I hope you have a nice day!"
"Yeah, you too!"
>With a little parting wave Tea was off trotting into town, off living her little mare life, leaving the two anonponies to continue their.. thing.
"You see that Anon? I'm not that. I'll never be that. We're both better off finding a mare who can make us happy."
>Anonstallion poked sullenly at the grass and looked around, searching aimlessly. He had no other answers.
>"I already found one Nonny..."
>She sighed.
>This was impossible, she wasn't going to convince him there were better options, there was only one pony that really meant something to him right now.
>Her choices were to either embrace whatever this was, or to grind his heart into the dirt. She hated it. Each had consequences she didn't want to commit to.
>All she could do was keep stalling and hope she could find the right way forward out of this.
"The spot I wanted to bring you to isn't far now. We'll.. We'll figure this out. I'll figure this out."
>There was that concerned expression again. Like he was worried she was going to break down or something.
>She WAS acting strange, she realised that. A few words had turned her lunch break with her friend into a twisting labyrinth of fear and uncertainty.
>But this world kept pulling her back out of it, grounding her, reassuring her. Like no matter what she chose, there would be a happy ending, eventually.
>Anonmare brought them further into the park, passing a statue of the town's founders. A mare and a stallion.
>She couldn't bring herself to look at the inscription written on the base.
>They passed fountains and sculptures, crossed over pathways, wove around hedges, stepped through the shade of old trees.
>Most of the route kept them on the green lawns. She wanted to keep feeling the grass under her. Needed it.
>Then, she was out of time and space to keep running.

>>42512727
>Anonstallion stepped next to her as she stopped in place.
>"Is this it..?"
"Yeah."
>It wasn't anything special. Just another wide lawn ringed by trees and away from the path. Ponies could come here if they wanted a quiet picnic or to watch the stars in peace or something.
>Anonmare let herself roll over in the grass, laid back and just stared up at the vast blue sky.
>The sun was bright but not harsh like Earth's could be. Still, she tried not to stare at it. She didn't want to find out if Celestia had a fetish for burning pony retinas.
>Anon sat down next to her as she watched two pegasi glide across the sky at high altitude.
>There was another one hovering not far above the park grounds, but she swooped down out of sight, presumably after locating a friend on the ground.
>Nopony else was around. It was time to get it over with.
"Anon.. what does the future look like to you? The one where we get married."
>He took his time, hesitating, but he had already proposed and confessed to her, he might as well just be honest at this point.
>"I was.. thinking we could have a family.."
"You want to blow your load inside me."
>That startled him.
>"N-No! It.. it doesn't have to be about sex Anon, I-"
"Oh for.. where the hell do you think foals come from idiot? Wait.."
>It doesn't have to be about sex. What?
>The gears in Anonmare's mind slowly turned, clicking into place.
>She sat up, eyes wide with surprise and pointed her hoof at him.
"Holy shit you're a moralfag!"
>Anonstallion was frozen in place, like he'd been caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar.
>"A-And you're not??"
>No. Way. This is why he never made a move on her, never tried anything suggestive, never made any lewd jokes or comments.
"You want to look at my teats? Touch my marepussy?"
>He recoiled a little, keeping his eyes away from her.
>It was true. He loved her and he didn't even want to check her bits. Was that even possible??
"I could bend over right now, let you have your way with me. Plap plap plap pla-"
>"ANON! STOP! This isn't you! You're not like this!"

>>42512730
>She narrowed her eyes.
"Yes. I am. Who do you think you're talking to? I want to FUCK mares."
>"Well it's not like you even CAN anymore, CAN you??"
>Okay, that hurt.
>She wanted to think it was because of what he said, and not because it was the first time he had really raised his voice to her like that.
>Anonmare brought her face close to his and looked into his eyes when he turned to stare at her.
"Take it back Anon.."
>She tried to keep it level, but she could hear the hurt whine in her voice betraying her.
>Whatever he saw in her eyes, he folded instantly.
>"I take it back. I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that, I-"
"You know exactly what you said."
>She leant back as a bitter kind of silence brew between them.
>Tears were building up in Anonstallion's eyes and starting to roll down his cheeks.
>He slumped down against the ground, trying to hide his face between his forelegs.
>"I'm sorry Nonny.. please.. please don't tell me that I fucked it up.."
>What should have been a proud stallion was sobbing in front of her, broken.
>Anonmare's heart twisted. She felt sick. This isn't what she wanted. Equestria was meant to be happy. SHE was the one who fucked up.
>Slowly she got up and sat closer, placing one of her hooves on his, and using her other hoof to rub his back.
"...Nothing you said today was wrong..."
>She could feel it now, the thorn that was digging into her. She needed to rip it out.
"I'm never going to fuck a mare. Never feel what it's like to cum inside best pony. Even if I find a mare to love, I won't be able to have foals with her."
"I'm a piece of fucking meat for stallions to play with!"
>Anonstallion was pressing his hoof back against hers. She was trembling, gritting her teeth for the second time.
>"Don't ever say that about yourself again."
>He was looking up at her, sunlight glistening off of the dew in his eyes.
>'Mare helped him to sit up and drew in a sharp breath.
"You got lucky Anon. Made it to Equestria, even got your very own anonmare to romance. Funny, isn't it?"
>Her friend's tears were drying, but she felt cold inside.
>"Nonny..."

>>42512735
>She gave him a sad smile.
"You get it now? This is the role I got stuck with. I'm an accessory to your happy fantasy."
>There was a glint of clarity in Anonstallion's eyes. For a moralfag that had to have been a critical hit.
>"I was thinking about myself. I wasn't considering how unfair it was to you. You seemed so chill and cheerful, I thought you would just accept it-"
"I've been trying. Distracting myself. We've had enough to keep us busy the last two months. I really did feel good Anon. Even.. like this."
>"But then I dragged you back, forced you to face the issue. Made you think about.. what you couldn't have. I even rubbed it in your face.. then cried even though I was the one who hurt you."
"You didn't force me to do anything, I could have ditched you any time I wanted, and you cried because you cared-"
>"Because I was scared Nonny. Scared you were going to hate me, that I had soured our connection forever, that my selfish dream was going to wither and die like it probably should."
>'Mare was starting to feel a little light headed. Breathing too quickly.
>Anonstallion carefully cupped her head between his forelegs.
>"Breathe Nonny. Please. Just tell me what you want."
"..I want to get married. To you.. I want to marry you."
>The only sound was her breathing. She was trying to control it, to not freak out or throw up.
>Neither of them knew how to react. All Anonmare could do was close her eyes and wait.
>Eventually the pounding of her heart subsided, she could feel the fresh air filling her lungs and the hold on her head relaxed as Anon placed his hooves back down.
>She opened her eyes and looked at her companion. There wasn't joy or sadness or anything there, he was just stunned, his eyes unfocused, blinking, like he was trying to unravel the cosmos.
>Her hoof was shaking just a little as she placed it on Anonstallion's shoulder. He snapped out of it and focused on her. He seemed calm at least.
"There's your answer buddy. Haha.. fuck, I really said it huh?"

>>42512740
>He touched the hoof she had placed on him.
>"What about.. everything else..?"
>She looked down at the ground.
"It still stands. I resent being a hole to be filled."
>"That's not what mares are. You know that. They're meant to be held, loved, cherished."
"Yeah. I.. I know. Just.. as friends we were equals. As lovers, I'm the one getting fucked."
>"I promise.. I'll show you what it means to be loved."
>She leaned in and hugged him, felt his hooves wrap around her as she nuzzled his neck.
"Alright.. but listen.. the way I was when I was mocking you.. I was only half joking.. that really is me. That's what I'm like. I'm still a horsefucker."
>"W-We'll figure it out.. later."
"Yeah. I need to head back to the shop."
>They separated and she got up on her hooves, letting the whole wide world of Equestria flood back to her. She could go anywhere, do anything.
"I'll see you at home Anon."
>With a brave smile and slightly wobbly legs Anonmare started the trek back out of the park. As she passed by the founders statue, she actually looked over the inscription.
>The mundane becomes magic when touched by many hearts. Love together. Live, laugh, play and build the world you want to see.
"...Yeah. I think I can do that."

https://ponepaste.org/11309

>>42178423
>>42181026
Go Beetlepone!

>>42483856
Thank you kindly!
>>42484374
I dabbled with some other generations’ styles recently around when I was emulating G1, and put simply, I’m not a fan of how G3-3.5 comes across. I can’t point to one specific reason as it’s a culmination of multiple factors, but respectfully it’s not my kind of challenge.
>>42491527
This is a peculiar one, I’d be curious to know why her in particular! I’m certainly not saying no – the coloring for this one looks super interesting thanks to her inverted palette – just curious is all. I’ll likely include a non-inverted one as well since that’d be 2 Flutters for marginally more work than 1.
>>42492093
A splendid choice of a mare, anon – I’ll have that for you in a jiffy!
>If by “jiffy,” ya mean “this will take all day.”
>Or several, several days.

>>42512992
I love her!

>>42511775
That is a scary eye cutie mark

Would you be a robo batto?

>>42513420
It wouldn't be my first choice, but if you throw in the ability to know someone's a fed just by looking at them, then I'm sold.

>become cute mare
>start onlyfans
>make millions

>>42512999
i just think shes neat.

>>42512992
Thank you! My friend and I both love it.

How would you deel with clothing after change? Would you wear something to cover your private parts? What about, in case of being in Equestria to be around ponies with their bits at display?

>>42515198
why would I wear clothes? that's what my coat is for

>>42515464
But the coat is not gonna cover your balls, cock, pussy, clit, tits and/or anus.

>>42515470
yeah but I'm a pony, I don't have to feel shame or self conscious about my genitals or body

>>42515198
i love everything about being a pony but nothing can shake my need to be clothed
even as a human i always have to wear gloves and the likes to not feel naked. i'm sure ponies can handle a little weirdo wearing a cloak all the time

>>42515493
"What's wrong Nonny? Feel embarrassed of something?"

>>42515648
Just respond by calling them a pervert.

>>42515648
Yes

>>42511775
The only solution is for everyone in this thread to always give out (you)s.

>>42515198
Continue to wear non-fitting clothes in order to signal to transformation enthusiasts that this is a post TF scenario.

>>42515648
n-n-no?

>>42511935
Based

This drawing is still my favorite of all time

>>42517376
It's beautiful. We need more pony TF like this.

>>42517822
cute

Pre-emptive apology for posting HDG faggotry on the thread, I was bullied into it. If you don't know what HDG is, don't read it. Actually don't read it anyways, its pretty bad. Thank fuck for this sites anonymity.

Vanilla Cinnamon trots along the path from her home to the vet. Upon her orange and white streaked mane sits an old fashioned nurse’s cap, and upon her white flank sits a red cross, but she hasn't worked as a nurse in a very long time. She looks left and right with her one orange and one blue eye, calmly sweeping the street and looking for obstructions. Such a gesture is pointless, there is nothing on the streets that could possibly hurt her, but it pays for one to be careful.

Up to her right, practically gliding across the homely streets perfectly designed for their elegance without compromising their efficiency, two affini play with their pets. Cinnamon did not hate the affini, that has long been demonstrated as pointless to her. She attempts to walk past, trying to look disinterested without looking pointedly so.

"Ooo who’s this cutie?" One of the affini grabs her by her tail and yoinks her upwards. Ow. Vanilla dangles in the offender’s vines, mane obstructing her face and getting into her eyes. "She’s so cute!" the thing says. “Awww! It’s so flustered!” says its friend. The perpetrator looks at their co conspirator and says with a mischievous grin “Oh, I know how to get the poor little thing really flustered~”. A vine snakes down from the main “hand” holding up her tail and starts caressing her ass, getting closer to the reproductive organs. This is hardly the first time this has happened, the affini regard sophonts with about as much dignity as one regards an interesting looking bird. With a practiced breath that draws more giggles from the plants, she rationally analyzes the situation. Vanilla figures that if she doesn’t de-escalate dramatically now, then the plants would happily keep escalating.

Vanilla turns to the plant things friends (she assumes female pronouns, but that be rude to assume ??????) and says “excuse me, your friend is currently tugging on my tail and it’s awfully painful”. The affini in question flashes its own shade of red and says “oh I’m so so sorry!” as it sits down and pets Cinnamon “Are you ok you petal? Are you hurt? I’m (Name), she/her, 7th bloom. I didn’t mean to hurt you!”. The affini flashes a look of embarrassed concern as it simultaneously checks over and pets Vanilla. Cinnamon ignores the pets (which were quite pleasing indeed) and pulls out the ace up her sleeve, an Autism Spectrum Disorder diagnosis.

Her two eyes, one blue and one orange, affix the offender with a stare somehow lacking in any emotion, while failing to be blank. Without any sort of emotional read of which to egg on a response, both the affini fall silent and slowly stop the cascades of pets, looking at their victim unsurely. Have they done something wrong?

>>42518258
Vanilla addresses them with a tone similar to her face, saying “If you’re done now, I have an important medical appointment to make, and I’d rather not be late for it.”

Both of the affini look at each other nervously and retract their tentacles. “We’re sorry” said the one yet to introduce themselves “We can get a bit carried away sometimes” “It’s fine” says the mare, in a tone that leaves both the sincerity and insincerity to doubt. She then calmly turns around and walks off.

Without turning back, Vanilla calls upon a drone from her apartment. Technology is one of the few blessings the affini have given her, so she might as well use it. It flies above the steel and glass towers of the affini, their structures weaving and branching like the plants that wrap around and in them. It drifts down and idles next to her, and she briefly flips to its camera to make sure the affini aren't following her. Confident that they weren't, she wordlessly orders for the drone to tie up her mane into a bun, and grab her hat. She continues to walk on while the drone goes to work, doing what she couldn't with her lack of fingers or "magic" (nanobots).

Without much fanfare, she arrives at the location of the veterinarians office. The drone finishes off the last touches before flying back to her apartment to recharge. She looks at the same veterinarians office she's been going to every month, at the same time, on the same day, for the last couple of years. It was like a mushroom without a stem, a dome of brown covered in natural looking grooves and bumps. It was done that way with inspiration from mushrooms medicinal purposes, but she felt there was a degree of irony to the fact that the clinic was modeled after a plant known for feeding on the decaying and the dead.

The doors open, and she walks on in to an inviting lobby that she hasn't seen another soul in for years, and past a wooden desk that hasn't needed staffing in about that long. She walks on down a short hallway flanked by inviting doors on each side, no doubt containing affini getting their pets medical checkups and various surgeries and modifications, down to a door on the left at the end of the hallway. She patiently sits down in front of the door, tail carefully tucked in to the left of her body. A few seconds later, the door opens and she sees her veterinarian, 2 minutes behind schedule. She gets up and walked on in.

>>42518261
"Hello Ms Vanilla" He says as she gets up on the couch and lies down not to dissimilar to a dog. He is a male amongst his species, relatively rare for the affini, and she feels a special kinship to him for that. "Hello Mr (name)" she says, stretching out and getting comfortable "I apologize for being late. I got accosted on the way here". He gives out a hearty chuckle and says "You are of course early Mrs Vanilla, as you have been for the last 30 or so times I have seen you". "Well, in my previous line of work, not being punctual typically led to unfavorable outcomes for sophont health. Though of course that is less of a concern these days, same with my employment" she says, a rather annoyed expression on her face. He gives a knowing smile across his planty face. This wouldn't be the first nor the last time she would complain about that. "I understand" he says, not understanding "Have you been experiencing any health concerns recently? Any unexplained pains, sadness, etcetera?"

The question is perfunctory. She'd transitioned both from male to female and human to pegasus under the affini’s watchful care (or as she joked, from male to mare), and her custom, affini-crafted body was filled with probes, monitors, and repair systems for every section of her body. If her health was not within a set baseline or if she was in physical distress, the vet would immediately know. And more annoyingly, so would every affini in a local area with a bleeding heart.

"No sir" She says "Wonderful" He says, looking down and tapping something on an E-pad with a dozen vines that shoot out from his hand. After a second of what was obviously performative, he looks up and then shoots her a quizzical look. "Accosted?" he says.

She nods and wordlessly flashes the video from her perspective on a nearby screen. Both quietly watch the entire thing, and then she breaks the silence. "9th incident this week, 1,647th incident since the affini takeover." She replaces the paused video with the statistics, all nicely broken down in multiple graphical ??????

>>42518266
He nods with concern and asks “and you’ve asked them to stop?” The perfunctory question feels like a slap, but she’s obliged to continue on with the monthly humiliation ritual anyways, so she answers “yes”. “And you have it on your record that you’re not to be touched or degraded without explicit permission” “Yes, they don’t look at my file, they just act” “and you’ve informed them that it’s in your file” “Yes, they don’t care and don’t check” “Did you try any of the special programs we have on file for just this?” Cinnamon barely contains her frustration “Yes, all of them. It doesn’t keep them from kidnapping me and attempting to place me under a wardship”

He frowns at that “despite the fact that you’ve had a previous one?” She nods “and that it’s in my file that I’m not open for another one, don’t want another one, and that affini cannot request another one” He frowns and strokes his chin with his viny hand, individual parts fanning out and tracing the small groves in his skin. “And what else do you think we can do to solve this?” Her frown intensifies and she sighs, sinking deeper into the plush couch “I don’t know” she says, “we’ve already tried everything else, so I suppose all that’s left is just to keep living day by day”

Apologies again, im getting into writing and wanted to post this on Ao3, but the person I sent to to give it a once over said it was ok and that I should post it here. I think that both concepts are good (Pony TF and HDG) and that both get wasted on petslop. I wanted to explore the concept of a domineering yet "helpful" alien species, and the type of people that are just fine to take the tech without dealing with the rest of it. Conveniently sci-fi gave me a chance to stick to my roots. This is the first thing I've written in a while so im painfully aware its dogshit.

>>42518627
cute filly

>>42518627
sexy filly lol

>>42519065
Her anger makes her cuter.

>>42519844
indeed

>>42518286
interesting cross over, I stopped reading hdg cause a lot of it is just age regression and mommy stuff. this seems solid so far though

>>42520503
lol

>Be me
>Surrounded by your two friends, both dosed up on that new pony drug
>they're explaining to you the 'rules' that get passed around between their little pony community
>Don't take more then two within half a day
>Don't name yourself, the usual
>They tell you about how you will become a pegasi, or unicorn or normal pony and whatever you get you'll get forever
>hope to god you don't get the boring pony
>decide fuck it, its a long weekend you have nothing better to do then horse around with your pony friends
>take a pill and pop it
>hate the taste of pasta sauce, more of an alfredo fan
>found yourself hating a lot of what happened
>hate as your bones begin to crack
>hate as your vision becomes blurry
hates as neon pink hair falls past your vision and your body feels like its going stiff as you black out
>you wake up
>holyshit.jpg
>your whole vision is covered in pink
>you see your friends huddled over in the corner of your flat, scared
"What's wrong"
>Your voice sounds weird
>Oh no did you get mare'd? you knew this could happen after seeing your friends change
>you reach out to them and see your hooves
>hard, white chitinous plating instead of fur
>gigantic holes entirely through them from tip to shoulder
>scream
>you hiss instead and you cover your mouth
>feels fangs under your lips
>what the fuck happened
>roll off the couch and stumble past your friends towards the bathroom
>trip on your hooves and bash your head against the door, successfully pushing the door open
>climb up against the bathroom mirror
>what the fuck
>creepy half horse bug staring back at you
>giant pink globes with very slight corneas stare back at you
>white chitin across entire body
>neon pink plating against your back like some sort of beetle that twitches when you think about it and a pink main and tail
>you've seen many ponies now that the drug has been out for a while but not whatever this is.

I want to continue this if you guys want it, I'll put more effort into it later but I've never greentext

>>42521289
I would like to see more of this

>>42521289
This is a quality green, keep going, i know changling guy will love this

>>42520994
cute filly

>>42521289
>Be feather dance
>You just finished telling your friend about the risks of taking pon-e
>no naming yourself
>no double dosing
>no dosing alone, the usual.
>You haven't told your friends or anyone at the pony commune that you broke the first one, the name just came to you like it does for many after enough doses.
>You and jake are sitting in front of anon offering him his very first dose
"fuck it"
>you see him snatch the pill from the unicorn of the three of us and pop it
>timeforthemagic.wav
>it didn't take long for the transformation to start. Bones snapping, never sounds good, hair shifting to a hot pink color and growing rapidly.
>Hopefully he's a mare, those colors would look really weird if not
>watch as his skin turns pale white but no fur sprouts out
>wait what
>the transformation continues as he falls unconscious, his skin visibly flexing and solidfying into smooth plates
"You don't think this is some sort of allergic reaction do you?" Jake asks
>you have nothing to say, you've never seen anypony transform like this
>you watch as the hooves start splitting along several points forming swiss cheese holes through the joints
>oh my god is he dying?
>you look, mortified as the mutation continues, backing up against the wall beside Jake who has already found a space to cower
>you feel like you are going to be sick but you cant stop looking as your friend's transformation starts to slow down
>his eyes slowly begin to open
>they're glowing pink, like his hair.
>the albino bug thing is staring back at us.
"What's wrong?"
>yup, a mare
>as soon as you try to speak up the bug pony screeches at you and rushes you and jake
>you duck under your hooves, stupid pony instincts as he runs past you both into the bathroom
"What the hell is that thing" jake whispers beside you.
"I don't know" you whisper back "obviously its anon"
>You sneak up toward the bathroom door and slowly push it open

>>42521670 still figuring out the formatting

>Be Anon
>You just finished pulling at every part of your weird bug body
>the chitin is stuck to your skin like.. well, skin
>your mane is as real as it is in all the ponies you've pet so far, a little thin and in random length making it look very unkept
>you are absolutely not a stallion, the only familiar part on your body you had hoped for has become far more alien then you expected.
>This is all just.. too much.
>you watch as your freakish alien globes start to well up with tears
*creak*
>oh shit
>The door cracks open with your friend's face slowly poking through the crack
>you remember how they reacted outside and try not to startled them, only looking at her through the mirror
"I've never seen a pony like this" you say.
>"I'm not even sure if you are a pony" she responds back, stepping a little further into the bathroom after seeing you cry.
>great they gave me the wrong drug
>"I'm not sure anon you took from the same bottle as the rest of us. maybe your allergic?"
"An allergy that turns me into a bug?
>you turn around to face your friend, she doesn't flinch this time, she just stares at you.
>eventually jake pokes his head in too.
>"Hey uh, anon? you feeling alright?" he says.
"What do you think dude I'm some weird alien bug pony with weird hard bones and this body.. I hate it, I really fucking HATE it"
>you find yourself hissing back at him, fangs bared and a weird, forked tongue jutting out.
>great more weird features of this body.
>you feel something boil up inside you. An anger that is way more extreme then you would usually feel.
"Hey dude, no. listen its just a few hours, you'll be back to normal in a bit then we never have to do this again"
>You were barely paying attention now the anger you felt unnatural, volitile but..tanagable.. as you thought more and more about what you hated you eventually started thinking about what you would love to have instead
>love... wow, did being a pony make every emotion stronger? You would love if you looked different, looked normal, you would love it if you looked exactly like-
>The room was washed out with a bright flash of pink

>>42519664
kek

>>42521675
Keep going!

>>42481712 (OP)
Last thread no longer available. How to access archive?

>>42522651
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42414357/

>>42513420
What's her story?

>>42522839
lol

> Be anonmare
> Currently trying not to cry after stubbing your hoof.
> You weren't such a pussy before you were a pony. But unfortunately, it turns out ponies are very sensitive, both mentally and physically.
> It has made life annoying.
> The most minor arguments make you cry a river. The smallest cuts and bruises flood you with pain.
> "Buck! This hurts!" Worse, your pony mind keeps automatically censoring your swears with pony ones.
> You open a bottle of cider and chug it down. Maybe you could buy some cake from sugarcube corner to cheer yourself up?

>Anonanon

>born as a regular earth pony
>green body, black mane, question cutie mark
>riding in a carriage during a storm
>the pony pulling the carriage slips and loses hold
>carriage tumbles into a ditch with Anonmare still inside

>Anonmare wakes up in the hospital
>ponies surrounding her, mostly scientists
>they are trying to figure out what she is
>she doesn't know what she is either
>whatever it is has weird, fleshy claws(?) instead of hooves
>tries to explain that she is a pony too
>they think she is insane

>>42522839
neat

>>42513420
Wow, it is TF. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkUEHMfQw-I

>>42515464
Dress like a slutty mare.

>>42522655
Thanks!

>>42522651
>>42524424
You cannot actually be this new.

>>42524395
Haha

>>42521289
For never greentexting this is a good start.
What made you want to do an albino changeling?
>>42521358
yes more bug is nice

>>42524424
What's more, you can see every old PTFG here, https://pone.tf/threads.html

>>42524424
get 4chanx

What would the sequel even be about?
Gen five? Six?
>"Somehow... Discord returned "

>>42525529
I think the core of what a Five Score sequel would look like is pretty well fleshed out: the ponies rebuild Equestria and the next major source of intrigue comes from the portal opening again a couple years down the line. Some stories' endings or epilogues dip their toes into this, but by its nature it's a different tone than the story before Discord's defeat.
To get a sequel that still feels like the original story, it'd probably need to follow ponies that remained on Earth. Prench Tale is a good example of this; the events in Iowa feel faraway and characters have other focuses than going to Equestria.
To keep the transform-y parts of the original story, that can be accomplished by having ponies for which it took Discord at least a month to find them. If they don't transform until after the portal closes it's very much a "pony versus humanity" conflict - even more so than the original.

>>42524515
Now now, not every anon has the time to >LURK MOAR like they godsdamn should. But at the same time, not every board has enough autists or glowies to have a constant archive going so that every ur a faget or dank copypasta gets etched into the annals of time

>>42512992
D'aww, we need more ponies nerding out over niche things!

Got the creamer. Will update the ponepaste later, but I'm mobilefagging and this is already a pain
>>42423253
https://youtu.be/7CoYDyTEkyc
>Both you and Jenny are thoroughly FUCKED UP.
>She had suggested that she dose again, and that you did not
>So you're walking down the street
>She's fully a little white pegasus, almost a spitting image for Zephyr if it weren't for the missing cutie mark and the lighter green of the mane
>and you let her talk you into leashing her
"This-"
>You laugh, a little too loudly, and promptly empty the contents of your stomach into the gutter
"God I'm gonna feel those lost calories later."
>"Oh yeah. Hey, five second rule!"
"Do not. You're not a real dog, I don't think your stomach will handle street grime well"
>She turns her head around and sticks her tongue out at you
>You smile despite yourself and roll your eyes
>In the hand that isn't holding a GPS, there's the business end of a ratty old dog leash
>and at the end of that leash...
"Jenny."
>She screeches to a halt in an almost cartoonish fashion inches away from the curb
>A sizeable van zooms by, close enough to blow her mane and face fluff
"Careful, now."
>She's humming a little herself, whatever was in that cough syrup is amping her up for some reason
>You thought that cough syrup would be a downer, but she's shockingly twitchy, and she's scratching under the fluff on her left hind leg with her right
>It's sunny and beautiful out, but you still almost wish you were inside
>You don't like how sunscreen feels on you, so you never ever wear it. If you're lucky, you'll get off with a tan today
>and the bright sun is making you squint...
>"Yo! Space case! We've got the walking light."
>You chuckle good-naturedly
"You're the one who just nearly got waffled by an SUV."
>"Van."
"Same difference!"
>You can see the little flash of nerd rage in her big blue skies
>Eyes
>Then it's gone and you get a raspberry blown at you
>In front of a stopped semi
>You're forever fascinated by just how lax manslaughter charges trend
>Thankfully, neither malice nor stupidity start the mass rolling
>The GPS blares out instructions in chinese and you turn right
>It doesn't really know where anything is, just road structures and how to guide from one set of coordinates to another
>You have never heard it state a road name in broken engrish
>Your pony (for the day at least) spies a fire hydrant
"No."
>"Yes."
"I will never live this down if anybody finds out"
>She lifts a leg
>You jerk at her leash and she yelps
"Bad- oh."
>She's got that scared animal look
>Fuck
>Fuckfuckfuck
>Why are you like this?
"Sorry."
>You scoop her up and give her a hug, no longer caring about the street dirt on her hooves
>Or anything really, but making her feel comfortable and safe
>Why is this place so horrible to ponies?
>Are you some fucking simp now?
>No, she's good...
>She hugs you back, sighing somewhere between exasperation and contentment then murmuring in your ear

>>42526956
>"Just... please don't do that again for now."
"I won't."
>"It's my fault really..."
"It isn't. Don't sober up now, we're almost to the park"
>"Right..."
>You're carrying her now, the leash hanging between the two of you but her face pressed close to your neck
>That's what's so nice about a pony over a dog...
>She'll never object to being held as long as she's comfortable
>Ponies are a rare sight in cities even though they aren't illegal
>It's the substances that were outlawed in a federal sense, not the state of being
>Doesn't mean they haven't tried
>You can see the fence of the park now, it's not in the best part of town but enough normies bring their dogs here to where there's a repertoire of civility during daylight hours
>There's one of those trust fund girls here with an over-groomed show dog on a leash
>A black guy with dreds and a pit bull (truly a unicorn)
>and a guy who looks about as normal as you do on a surface-level with some form of shepherd
>Jenny motions for you to lean in
>"See that mud puddle on the opposite side of the park?"
"Yeah, I guess it rained a little last night. What of it?"
>She grins evilly
>"Lemme off-leash. I'm gonna force little Ms. Perfect to take Fluffles to the groomer"
>DiscordModerator.jpeg
"Aight, bet!"
>After unhooking her and setting her down, she immediately bounds off, frolicking about like a deer or well
>A pony in the more obvious comparison, good god do ponies love to frolick
>Whimsical creatures
>She has a number of little tricks she knows that you get to see
>You're a little jealous... maybe you should have her do this to you on your next day off?
>Your pills, your fun.
>But friendship always trumps drugs
>Her first trick is catching her tail, she's extremely good at it.
>She bobs and weaves in dizzying circles, forming little figure eights and using the inertia to propel the fluffy thing towards her muzzle, then snatching it from the air!
>You feel like you need to puke again just watching the little pegasus go, but that in no way makes it less impressive
>Makes it even more so when you consider she's on enough cough syrup to incapacitate a buffalo
>The second trick you get to see is even more dizzying, she has to visibly psych herself up for it
>She BACKFLIPS
>Then opens her wings mid-air and glides about three feet
>It isn't an everyone clapped situation, but you notice the black guy smiling as he watches her go
>Normie and trust fund are too preoccupied with their respective dogs to really care about how cool your pet for the day is
>You see her tilt her head and look around a bit before trotting like 20 feet and plopping down, playing dead
>Trust fund doesn't notice, but Fluffles does
>The dog's curiosity piqued, it leaps and bounds over to Jenny...
>Right through the mud.
>All according to keikaku...
>The dog's fluffy legs are absolutely covered in the stuff, but Jen isn't done just yet

>>42526963
>She runs with the dog, genuinely laughing and whooping but also leading the dog right back through the puddle a few more times
>As the pup's legs get more and more caked with mud, more mud also starts to fleck upwards until it is almost mottled like last night with Pastel Sket-
>When Jenny turned into Pastel Sketch last night
>In any case, the dog is filthy now
>Trust Fund finally takes notice and reacts better than you expected, rolling her eyes and coming over to the two pets to assess the damage
>You meet everyone in the middle
>"You have GOT to tell me what groomer you take your pony to. She looks so good."
"Oh, this is Jenny. She and I are-"
>"Dating."
>You're taken a bit aback, but don't protest or counter it
>"Oh."
>The coldness seeps in immediately
>"The process of becoming an equiform reduces their cognitive functions you know, she can't really consent."
>"One, this is only temporary. Two, I keep my skills sharp"
>"I bet you call rolling a ball around keeping sharp"
>and therein lies the game...
>and why the female is such a terrifying mystery to so many of your basement-dwelling brethren
>The cooling of animosity in tone, but the retention of it in both intention and word choice.
>Demean her while-
>"Yeah I'm really good at that."
"She's basically a mechatronics engineer without a degree"
>Both girls shoot you a look
>But the information is out there, and cannot be taken back
>"So you meant to get Prince all muddy"
>Fucking Prince
>Fluffles was almost better, somehow
>"Of course. What are you gonna do about it?"
>Trust Fund opens her purse
>Retrieves a small cylinder
>and in a split second Jenny is rolling on the ground SCREAMING, frantically rubbing her giant eyes with her forehooves
>She gives you both this smug fuck look, the mace can still emptying its contents into the poor mare's face
>Before she can react, you send a clumsy drunken punch into her gut, knocking her to the ground with a cathartic 'thunk'
>Prince lunges at you
>Only to be tackled out of the air and pinned by the pitbull
>"Easy, Jame. Don't hurt it, just keep it from hurting him. You two okay?"
"I'm fine, but she needs like... an eye bath with heavy creamer."
>You scoop up the quivering, sniveling mess of a mare
>Without asking, she starts to rub her eyes into your shirt. It gets enough of the spray on you to hurt, but you don't care
>Only a fraction of what she's going through, you've stubbed your hoof before as a pony and thought you broke it
>The nerve sensitivity increase is just off the charts...
>"I happen to take my coffee with cream, c'mon. Apartment's only a block."
>You guess this is how you find out you've finally gotten a girlfriend...
>and that she's a little bit batshit crazy.