>*giggles*
>”You know for a fat, smelly, green, meat-eating ape you’re kind of cute.”

>>42335852 (OP)
*stares silently in autism*

Thanks. *walks away*

>>42335857

>>42335852 (OP)
I will do anything to just lick the ground you walk upon, Shimmy Shake

>>42335852 (OP)
>"I only fuck human men."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RecMJUDhkKw

>>42335852 (OP)
So what's her endgame? She obviously wants something from me.

>>42335852 (OP)
I have a marefriend.

>>42336019
She didn't say you were ugly so all you gotta do is lose weight and take more showers and shes ready to be plapped.

>>42335876
>I have so many things to complain about

>>42336095
Also become a vegan.

>>42336117
Is this the thing you're going with now? How long are you gonna keep it up?

>>42336095
>I didn't say you were ugly I just think all of your physical characteristics are unappealing
>B-but I think you're cute I swear
Yeah no. I'm not falling for that one.

She wants to trick you into sending nudes and laugh at them with her gal pals. Don't fall for it!

>>42336121
It'll help with losing weight though, that's for sure.

>>42336117
But the Wonderbolt Academy had accepted Gilda to its training course and she eats meats.
The entire "meat eating non-ponies = bad" taboo makes zero sense in canon.

>>42336140
It's not really taboo, it's just a turnoff to them.

>>42336147
There is no better feeling as a human man than raw dogging your mare with one hand holding her tail while the other holds a delicious animal flesh filled burger.

>>42336152
>burger
Just 'Murrica things, I guess.

Honestly don't get this. You live in a country where you can have steak for so little and you choose to eat junk food. When I was visiting the USA (ages ago) I ate steak almost every time we went out to eat.

>>42336152
>marefriend has a carnivore fetish and gets wet whenever she sees you eating meat
why is is this idea actually hot?

>>42336162
>Furry fetish

>>42336152
>>42336162
>Mutt post

>>42336160
Why the fuck would I hold a whole steak in my hand? I have manners.

>>42336166
>>42336173
>furry
>mutt
hehe
unintended pun?

>>42336160
Why do you even care?

>>42336176
you could hold it with a fork if you want anon

>>42336176
place the steak on her ass and use it as a plate while you're fucking her

>>42336117
STFU, Tara.

>>42336182
No good steak can be held with a fork.

>>42336128
Theres plenty of women or men who find fat members of the opposite sex handsome or cute, that would improve if they lost weight. Better to be that than a Harvey Weinstein.

>>42336181
unrequited obsession

>>42336184
Get it done rare and push down it and let the blood ooze out onto her plot.

>>42335852 (OP)
DO YOU HAVE LADY PENIS MARE?

>>42336162
Because it's taboo.

>>42336176
>Reading comprehension

>>42336253
Based retard.

Shimmy Shake and Lighthoof look like they fuck human men.
They'd drain you and do it over and over and over again.

>>42336311
>cute mares with a good little role in an otherwise mediocre episode
>but also from later seasons
Why is it always like this? Same deal with the kirin or even one off characters in other episodes.

>>42336319
2, 4, 6, great, otherwise a shit episode, is the best S9 episode because of these two babes. They've salvaged it. I love them.
>"Over and over and over again!~"

They have been practicing for the sex with (You).

>>42336437
Any headcanons about this guy?

>>42336735
He has a website: https://chromera.art
Schizo drawings aside, his non-MLP designs are good. Also that one deer drawing goes particularly hard.
On imdb he's credited as a character designer for all S7 episodes, so Inky Rose, Lily Lace, Jasmine Leaf and other mares that debuted in S7 may have been designed by him.

>>42336683
Something about seeing a bit of their butts peeking out from their skirts is so hot.

>>42336735
>>42336762
Very based guy, great characters, cute mares

>>42336735
I think he's one of us

>>42336437
Literally one of the worst episodes of all time. A couple of plebeian “sex pones” (always super overrated in terms of sex appeal) is not enough to save some of the worst writing in human history.

“No, Rainbow Dash, you NEED to do this bullshit thing that I’m not paying you for and was never part of your job description. If you don’t, these kids are going to be really mad at you! AND THAT’S SOMEHOW YOUR FAULT, NOT FUCKING MINE, EVEN THOUGH I WAS THE ONE WHO VOLUNTEERED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!” Fuck this episode!!!!!!

>>42337377
They aren't even the best cheerleaders. Pinkie, Cheerilee, and Lilac Sky all beat them out.

>>42335852 (OP)
The bitch has three different haircuts all clashing for control over her scalp. BPD doesn't even begin to describe the issues that pony has in her head.

>>42337377
Some of the “morals” the episodes or comics tried to teach were genuinely fucked up. The comic with Appleoosa getting raided by bandits and Twilight refusing to help anyone because using magic against the bandits would be “a misuse of power” or something like that, was enough to make me actually hate Twilight, it’s crazy.

>>42337377
I am amused by how you hate the episode for the complete wrong reasons.

>>42337405
I sometimes wonder if they made the morals stupid on purpose because they felt any grey area or nuance would confuse or anger kids. Like the episode with Dashs parents. If they were just weirdly clingy but harmless it may have been a few jokes. But they actively fuck over or endanger themselves or the other Wonderbolts and then Dash is in the wrong for being fed up with them. Like what is the logic there?

>>42337405
Yeah, I vaguely remember that. Makes no sense.

>>42337407
What do you mean? You’re not actually taking Twilight’s side over RD’s, are you? The episode is genuinely rancid in terms of a moral in that way. This is one I can say I have first hand knowledge of. I’ve been volunteered for things in my life countless times and then been given shit if I don’t want to do it day of, as if we’d been in agreement all along about the whole thing.

I know my predicament is something Fluttershy is much more likely to find herself in than a more assertive character like Dashie, but at the end of the day, regardless of if one is typically assertive or not, they ultimately have the right to refuse something they genuinely don’t want to do. Especially if, at work, it goes beyond the scope of what they signed up for. But considering she took the “job” as a favor to Twilight, this level of expectation from her is just absolutely insane.

>>42337377
Would you have found them sexier if they were foals, Gollypedo?

>>42337442
They are probably underage..

>>42337442
No.

>>42337442
Yes.

I’m not into cheerleaders. I like sexy goth girls and emo chicks, like Cozy Glow.

>>42337491
Cozy Glow is neither.

>>42337496
I kind of see her as being so goth or emo that she goes all the way around the world into acting like a cute little girl. Like a pinball machine going past the highest score back to zero. She’s too cool to dress in black and act all emotionless and shit, instead she acts like Shirley Fucking Temple.

>>42337515
Bruh

Just filter the flag, retards. Nobody sane uses it anymore.

>oh look why did this thread get so many posts during the past hour
>it's the cozytranny

>>42337620
cozychad is better then you, tranny.

>then

>>42337278
He's a furry

>>42336683
dude I just masturbated why do you make me do it again

>>42337883
Get mare'd bitch

>>42335852 (OP)
I know, now go away. Me and my wife Twilight Sparkle were about to go to an all you can eat buffet.

>>42337788
This. Kristian is more of a furfaggot then both Anontheanon and Imalou combined, yet the only ones who got shit are the ones who didn't work on the show. Remember the whole shitflinging about g% having furries work on the movie, the doublestandards never cease here

>>42335852 (OP)
Would

>>42336311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEtm75L0NAw
I wanna SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY

>>42337422
nta, but she RD is a teacher and they did need someone to oversee the cheering. RD is good at hype too. The lesson that was handled was kinda shit and honestly the problem stems from this being a school episode.

>>42336134
woops sent her my dickpics now my three and a half incher is the talk of ponyville.

>>42337984
To think those babes come in a 2x1 deal...

>>42338869
Rainbow Dash does not have a teaching license.

OH GOD OH FUCK

>>42338984
Nobody in the school of multiculturalism has a teaching license, that includes the most studious pony there.

>>42338991

>>42339016
Yes.

>>42338991
Moar

>>42338991

>>42338991

>>42338984
>>42339016
The school arc really is a fuckup.

>>42336683
Where are their leggings

>>42336311
Just filled each of them and now they're going down on me to get me ready for more. Do they ever get satisfied?

>>42338869
But people should have autonomy to decide what they do or don’t want to do. Especially considering that all evidence in the show depicts their roles as teachers to be more like a favor to Twilight instead of a job in a traditional sense, Twilight is being a really terrible friend, taking total advantage of RD. I can’t think of a real-world scenario where something like this would happen where the person in Twi’s role wouldn’t be in the wrong.

>>42339576
It really was. It’s actually really hard to understand what the hell they were thinking with it. I know Hasbro wanted to sell a school toy, but they didn’t have to make it the most retarded thing in the universe. The writers are clearly more to blame than Hasbro, as the leaks explicitly showed Hasbro telling the writers to do “less school stuff.”

>>42339576
>>42339707
They already had a school in the show. Hasbro is retarded.

>>42336683
>>42337984
Top tier mares

>>42337984
I've said it before, but nopony in the show covers their ass with their tail and I don't know if its funny or concerning.

>>42336683
>>42337984
>>42339638
Would you be able to handle them, anon?

>>42340817
All the ponies are in heat, all of the time.

>>42340826
You're brown, all the time.

>>42339638
Sexo

>>42340818
No, but I'd gladly fail.