Thread 42386463

Let's see what's on /mlp/
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"So CHIN UP! Don't bet on sinking ships or else your chips will turn to trash--"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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And now time for some music!
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Wow the same shartnigger raid as yesterday, neat.
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I was watching that, peepee head.
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>"So the sole eyewitness whose account was single-hoofedly responsible for this narrative was forced to invoke 'poetic liberty' under oath?"
>"So he basically admitted that he made it all up by invoking his freedom to make-believe on the stand under oath the moment he was challenged by a thorough cross-examination which revealed his testimony to be full of inconsistencies?"
>"Wait, you're telling me everyone still continued to believe this lie despite the lack of evidence, in lieu of a much greater genocide earlier in the century?"
>"Even with a track-record of 109 countries making 1030 expulsions through recorded history?"
>"Perhaps that mare was right..."
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>*loud autistic droning*
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>"The new XBOX special edition with Antithology: The Videogame! Buy now for only 499.99 Bits!"
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>"Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are they..."
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>"wait! don't change the channel! i just wanted to say that..."
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>"What a performance!"
>"Let's go to our judges for comment."
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>"DJ-P0N3 is SPEECHLESS!"
>"Can any other contestants on Equestria's Got Talent compete with Anon's performance of- er... 'Badtouch' with his band 'Blood-"
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>"HA HA! Do you see?? I AM SMART! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! I am the smartest!"
>"Now we will have """special huggies""" heheshafafeshhaaafafaa AHAHAhuehusownsdagrrr" [unintelligible]
>"ENF! ENF! ENF! ENF!"
>"yenef yenef yenef ye-"
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>This is the most magical press conference in pony history. Nopony’s ever seen anything like it — believe me.
>But, we’re going to build a wonderful wall around the Everfree Forest. It’ll be enchanted, it’ll be tremendous — and the timberwolves are going to pay for it.
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>trust me, when you fire this game up, you little fuckin nuts are gonna start quakin buddy, your little nuts are gonna be quakin YEAAAYEEAAYEEEAAAGHAGAG
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>"UNLESS IT'S A FARM"
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1UA0uCnx-o
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>*ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM"
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>It's lupus
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>"How's the Princess of Friendship? Your Mom"
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>"Who's the Princess of Friendship? Your Mom"
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>*IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE, WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGTHENED, ONE STOOD--"
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>"This song goes out to my husband"
>*plays What Went Wrong by Blink 182*
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>"I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME"
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imagine changing the channel and it's Jyc Row's infinite autism panel from Galacon 24. wish i could find a link...

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>"FRIEEEEEENNNNDS"
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>>42388450
KEK

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>"WHAT IS LOVE?! WHAT IS LOVE?! BABY DON'T HURT ME!! DON'T HURT ME!! NO MORE!!"
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>>42387756
better be in the fucking PTS

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>The Royal Guard continues to investigate the mysterious disappearance of the human known only as 'Anon.' Witnesses say he was last seen pumping gas and looking nervously over his shoulder — seconds before a butter-yellow blur tackled him into the woods.
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>SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
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>>42388135
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>DAMNIT, OTTO!
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Bump.

>>42390374
I hate the bump channel
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>Fluttershy, dead body was found next to this odd dog
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>I FUCKING HATE NIGGER FAGGOTS THAT REPLY BUMP AND THEN DONT PROMPTLY DELETE IT
>IT MAKES ME WISH I HAD THE POWER TO REACH MY HANDS THROUGH THEIR SCREEN AND THROTTLE THE WORTHLESS LIFE OUT OF THEM SO THEY DONT HAVE THE CHANCE TO ADD NOTHING TO A THREAD AN-
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>Don't you hate it when a stupid bug pony comes and bitch about shit that means nothing to the overall thread, I just wanna rape that pony an-
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>>42390470
nice proxy lol

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>>42391090
Glad you got the reference

bump

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>Ad break https://litter.catbox.moe/tlmw3h.mp4
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>get banned
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>>42388094
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>distant, barely audible "we're rich!"
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>Mares with cocks are the best
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>>42386469
I keep looking at this wondering what you did to it
Is it one of those magic eye puzzles or something?

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>Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand! Jesus said to repent from sin and believe in Him to have eternal life. He said we can inherit the kingdom and rule with Him one day

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>Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand! Believing in Jesus is the only way to have eternal life.