Let's see what's on /mlp/
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"So CHIN UP! Don't bet on sinking ships or else your chips will turn to trash--"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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And now time for some music!
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Wow the same shartnigger raid as yesterday, neat.
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I was watching that, peepee head.
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>"So the sole eyewitness whose account was single-hoofedly responsible for this narrative was forced to invoke 'poetic liberty' under oath?"
>"So he basically admitted that he made it all up by invoking his freedom to make-believe on the stand under oath the moment he was challenged by a thorough cross-examination which revealed his testimony to be full of inconsistencies?"
>"Wait, you're telling me everyone still continued to believe this lie despite the lack of evidence, in lieu of a much greater genocide earlier in the century?"
>"Even with a track-record of 109 countries making 1030 expulsions through recorded history?"
>"Perhaps that mare was right..."
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>*loud autistic droning*
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>"The new XBOX special edition with Antithology: The Videogame! Buy now for only 499.99 Bits!"
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>"Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are they..."
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>"wait! don't change the channel! i just wanted to say that..."
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>"What a performance!"
>"Let's go to our judges for comment."
>"....."
>"DJ-P0N3 is SPEECHLESS!"
>"Can any other contestants on Equestria's Got Talent compete with Anon's performance of- er... 'Badtouch' with his band 'Blood-"
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>"HA HA! Do you see?? I AM SMART! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! I am the smartest!"
>"Now we will have """special huggies""" heheshafafeshhaaafafaa AHAHAhuehusownsdagrrr" [unintelligible]
>"ENF! ENF! ENF! ENF!"
>"yenef yenef yenef ye-"
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>This is the most magical press conference in pony history. Nopony’s ever seen anything like it — believe me.
>But, we’re going to build a wonderful wall around the Everfree Forest. It’ll be enchanted, it’ll be tremendous — and the timberwolves are going to pay for it.
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>trust me, when you fire this game up, you little fuckin nuts are gonna start quakin buddy, your little nuts are gonna be quakin YEAAAYEEAAYEEEAAAGHAGAG
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>"UNLESS IT'S A FARM"
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1UA0uCnx-o
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>*ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM" *ping*"MUSHROOM"
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>It's lupus
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>"How's the Princess of Friendship? Your Mom"
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>"Who's the Princess of Friendship? Your Mom"
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>*IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE, WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGTHENED, ONE STOOD--"
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>"This song goes out to my husband"
>*plays What Went Wrong by Blink 182*
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>"I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME"
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imagine changing the channel and it's Jyc Row's infinite autism panel from Galacon 24. wish i could find a link...

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>"FRIEEEEEENNNNDS"
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>>42388450
KEK

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>"WHAT IS LOVE?! WHAT IS LOVE?! BABY DON'T HURT ME!! DON'T HURT ME!! NO MORE!!"
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>>42387756
better be in the fucking PTS

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>The Royal Guard continues to investigate the mysterious disappearance of the human known only as 'Anon.' Witnesses say he was last seen pumping gas and looking nervously over his shoulder — seconds before a butter-yellow blur tackled him into the woods.
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>SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
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>>42388135
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>DAMNIT, OTTO!
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Bump.

>>42390374
I hate the bump channel
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>Fluttershy, dead body was found next to this odd dog
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>I FUCKING HATE NIGGER FAGGOTS THAT REPLY BUMP AND THEN DONT PROMPTLY DELETE IT
>IT MAKES ME WISH I HAD THE POWER TO REACH MY HANDS THROUGH THEIR SCREEN AND THROTTLE THE WORTHLESS LIFE OUT OF THEM SO THEY DONT HAVE THE CHANCE TO ADD NOTHING TO A THREAD AN-
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>Don't you hate it when a stupid bug pony comes and bitch about shit that means nothing to the overall thread, I just wanna rape that pony an-
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>>42390470
nice proxy lol

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>>42391090
Glad you got the reference

bump

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>Ad break https://litter.catbox.moe/tlmw3h.mp4
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>get banned
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