Thread 42420048

do you have any pony related dreams? i usually don´t dream at all, don´t remember the dream and i am not even aware of having one when i wake up. my dreams usually used to involve me dying or violently assaulting somebody. recently though i have been dreaming more and more and it usually involves ponies.

today
>meet and talk with Maud
>she breaks down crying and i comfort her
>pat and cratch her withers and hug
>take her home and cook dinner for her
>once she´s fine i see her off and wave at her when she rides the bus back

yesterday
>meet a cute mare in the fields
>actual real world horse mare
>we talk and giggle
>cuddle her under a tree on a small hill watching the sunset
>we frenchkiss

i have had about 5 or 6 other pony related dreams in the past two or so months, and 2 non pony ones, which is way more dreams than i usually have, i used to dream once a month or less. Have you been having poni dreams? would you care to share some?

>>42420048 (OP)
i'm not retarded or disabled like you so no.

>>42420048 (OP)
I only had like three in the past three years and they weren't even really exclusively about ponies.

>>42420053
fpbp

>>42420053
>>42420059

>42420053
>42420059
Offboarder bait do not respond

>>42420048 (OP)
I don't dream about poni enough, the one time I did it was me having a christmas celebration with rainbow dash as a pony and having a pony household. I woke up crying because it was so good. I really need to invest in Lucid Dreaming

>42420097
>seething crippled tranny seething this badly
Go be a faggot elsewhere

seeing as there aren´t any anons here with dreams to tell i´ll go first and expand on the Maud one.

>walking around in a sunny eastern european town
>pastel colored commie blocks along the road with old commie concrete railings around a small river
>i walk on the poured asphalt sidewalk along the stream, not paying attention.
>bump into a chest height pony
>it´s Maud
>seems flustered
>ask if she is okay and apologize to her
>we somehow get talking and end up sitting on the concrete railing enjoying the sun together
>talking about people/ponies, agree on most not being worth to talk to, agree on liking having out own peace most of the time
>eventually she tears up and breaks down in to full blown sobbing and sniffing about how most people don´t seem to get her
i dont really remember any actual dialogues, mostly just "idea" of what happened rather than anything especially vivid and concrete
>i end up comforting her, putting an arm around her and sratching her withers
>she calms down and offer going to my house
>she accepts
>when we get home i make coffee and heat up some food
>she eats, and seems to have brightened up
>i escort her to the bus stop and wave at her after she gets on and the bus departs

sorry but i can´t remember much detail about this one

>>42420330
that's a sweet dream anon

>>42420048 (OP)
unfortunately I rarely dream about ponies and when I do the dream is about something unrelated and one of the side characters in the dream only happens to be a pony

It seems like I got banned from pony dreams back in 2012 when I had a dream about whipping tied up Fluttershy. This is bullshit though because she was clearly into it. Never had another pony dream ever again after that.

>>42420584
Luna saw. RIP you.

>>42420584
>It seems like I got banned from pony dreams
>This is bullshit though because she was clearly into it.
unfortunate, try explaining it to the sky during a full moon.

>>42420048 (OP)
Very rarely.

>>42420057
i wonder why this is so common

>>42420048 (OP)
Pretty much never. :(
Closest I can say is I've had a couple that involve conventions.
My dreams are relatively mundane.

>>42420048 (OP)
Has a dream a couple months ago that I drove a humvee down a really long and steep desert cliff with Starlight riding shotgun and Trixie manning the gun. I think we were racing a bunch of their clones in other humvees since the Trixies were blasting away at each other with fucking 50. cals and Mk 19s

>go to bed at 10 pm but spend an hour or two with my eyes closed before i actually fall asleep
>i'm on a bike and participating in one of those mass bike races along a snaking 4 lane freeway with an absurd number of overpasses going overhead in a typical desert grassland
>i'm surrounded by 2 dozen ponies on their own bikes, but their bikes look like a cross between normal ones and those little red and yellow toy cars that attach to the front of shopping carts, picrel
>i can't recognize any of the ponies and they all have very serious expressions except for a purely lime green mare near me with aviator goggles and a giant determined grin that would not be out of place on rainbow dash's face
>we dodge and weave between cars and trucks for a while (we're somehow going faster)
>far ahead of us there is a flatbed with an onboarding ramp scraping on the asphalt making a super dense cloud of sparks behind it
>a stallion with carrot top's color palette approaches it and veers left into the cloud then spins out of control
>a car he spins in front of veers right into the flatbed
>there is a cascade of vehicles crashing and swerving everywhere ahead of us
>suddenly the scene is very different and i'm sitting in the driver's seat of a bus on the same freeway
>there is no steering wheel and behind me all the ponies are on bikes integrated into the floor
>the freeway is on a downhill slope and the bus is accelerating
>all the ponies are too short to see out of the windows so i have to call out directions like a navigator in a galley ship
>after more dodging and weaving i spot an exit to the right
>i direct the ponies onto the off-ramp
>we decelerate quickly and the exit bends into a u-turn which ends in a cul-de-sac circle just to the side of the freeway
>i open the bus doors and step off
>there are a couple big utility boxes and a little concrete shed at the end of the road so i walk up and open the door
>inside there's a janitor with george costanza hair wearing greasy coveralls sucking face with lyra among a bunch of mops and cleaning agents and shit
>they're really going at it
>i close the door and head back to the bus to let the ponies know
>i blink and i'm staring at my bedroom ceiling with a pounding headache and a century of eye boogers encrusting my eyelids
>mouth is parched like i've been mouthbreathing in the sahara
>blanket, pillow, and mattress cover laying on the floor by the wall on the far side of my bed
>6 pm

>>42420048 (OP)
I almost never have dreams, and when I do they are always some random bullshit.

>>42420048 (OP)
Why is Maud OOC in your dreams? That's a changeling.

>>42420048 (OP)
I've occasionally had pony dreams like maybe one every one to two months.
Though one of them just last night, I remember very little of it but it was about some episode with a style that was a mix between G4 and G5 something about the CMC with Scootaloo hiding a chicken in some vehicle with really small windows, pretty much all I remember of it.
This kinda pony dream which is about some episode has kinda been a theme for a couple of pony dreams I had, there are a couple off dreamed up episodes with varying amounts of details I remember, over on the NHNB pony dream thread. Like one where I found a file for S1E71.

Maybe a month ago I had a dream, that had nothing to do with ponies and I don't even remember what it was actually about but for some reason in it I had a nightmare moon fursuit laying around.

And one more dream I don't think I shared anywhere yet. First and so far only dream where I was a pony (at least for dreams I remember).
>Trixie had supposedly gone climbing up a mountain and went missing likely passed out from the cold or low oxygen
>me and some other ponies head out to search for her
>eventually find her, she's alive but unconscious
>put her over my back and carry her down the mountain a bit to some cabin
>place her on a bed and cover her with a blanket
>should let the other other ponies searching for her know that I found her
>step outside the cabin
>realize that this is a dream
>wake up within like a second

Is there any way to actually make myself dream of ponies
This has become my biggest autistic obsession ever and all I want is to be isekai'd to Equestria, but dreaming of it would maybe be the next best thing.

>>42422697
Yes there is. It might require some time and effort, have you heard of lucid dreaming? In essence it's a method to better remember and control your dreams.

So super duper short crash course:
1- Get a journal (paper or digital). Write down any dreams after you wake up. You can keep it simple or write a ton of details. Do this regularly, this will improve your dream recall.

2- Create a habit that will make you aware you're dreaming. For example, wear a watch and look at it once every hour. When you're dreaming, you'll do the same habit of looking at your watch, but in the dream you'll notice the time ticks in a funny way. This will make you aware that you're in a dream. Other possible habits are look in a mirror or look at the sky (about once every hour).

3- Once you are able to become aware you're in a dream, next is try to influence your dream by thinking about what you want to see happen. This step could happen quickly (within days) or slowly (after a few months), it all depends on your brain. Ponies will arrive.

Extra tip: If you have trouble getting any dreams at all, try this trick: set your alarm clock one hour earlier than usual. After you get woken up by your alarm, go back to sleep. You will sleep more lightly and be more likely to dream.

>>42422992
The watch tip sounds like an especially good one.

>>42421756
I've had one of those days before
I genuinely think the only reason for sleeping so long like that is due to the absolute abysmally shitty quality of it requiring more sleep during a thing like that

>>42422697
No?

>>42420048 (OP)
>>42420048 (OP)
I had one wet dream a couple years ago and another recently but that’s it.

I dont think I ever dreamed about ponies, maybe I need to read more fanfictions
Would it be fun to dream about fallout
eqeustria?

>>42423612
What were they about Anon?

I keep dreaming about the same mare, not one from the show or I'd recognize her, I'm sure. But maybe not, since for some reason I can never remember how she looks. We just talk for the most part, sometimes snuggle up on a couch. It's nice, and I used to wake up happy with the joy of the dream lingering for a good few hours, but somehow lately it just makes me feel miserable when I wake up, and wishing I could just go back.
Which is all to say I'm pretty sure stress is getting to me and my brain is choosing weird ways to deal with it.

>>42420048 (OP)
>Dream about hugging Pinkie Pie
>She turns out to be a demon who traps me in a tiny coffin-like room
Yeah no thanks