Thread 42423415

Why do they put coins in their mouths? Look, they grab them with their teeth. That's so disgusting...

Germ theory doesn't exist in Equestria because bacteria and viruses don't exist. Instead you get sick from miasma and bad magic.

>>42423415 (OP)
Come get your tip, wagie.

Must sick to be an earth pony parent. Gotta change diapers with you teeth

Imagine being the one pony who keeps accidentally swallowing their bits trying to place them anywhere or pick them up.

>>42423453
There's unicorn doctors who specialize in getting stuff out of ponies.

>>42423439
Genuinely the best late season episode. These geriatric mares are so fucking funny.

>>42423415 (OP)
what, are they meant to pick em up with their poni pussies or something?

>>42423439
>no porn of him being forced to mount that old as fuck mare and cum inside

>>42423473
there is a draw thread for a reason, anon

>>42423439
>that eyebrow raise as she stares at his ass
kek

>>42423415 (OP)
I used to masturbate to ponies grabbing plates and cups with their mouths. Imagine eating off of a plate that a pony grabbed with their mouth.

>>42423473
what do you mean forced? is he gay?

is it really any different from drinking out of a glass some other guy just used before you in a bar?

>>42423510
KEK i didn't notice she actually looked at his ass!

>>42423439
>wagie's cutiemark
imagine you are born and your talent is carrying luggage
how do you even discover it? you carry bags for your parents as a foal and suddenly your flank starts shining, realising this is what you'll be doing for the rest of your life?

>>42424114
Imagine being an earth pony and your job is to carry shit. Cant levitate it like a hornhead or fly somewhere fast and take it.

>>42423439
Eyes on the price.

>>42423982
I wish I could jerk off to something as mundane as a mare holding a plate in her mouthie. Very based, fren.

>>42423982
we found clop in a clopless place

>>42424339
You don't know the depths of my depravity. I have wanked to the thought of breathing a mare's breath. The air has been INSIDE her!

>>42423510
>>42424091
Imagine her taking out her dentures and rimming his ponut with her gums

>>42424358
How interesting, I also want it to mare air. But the kind that comes from the butt.

>>42424360
Art of this?

>>42423473
Can't force a willing stallion!

>>42424114
Ponies are not supposed to get cutie marks they dislike and cutie marks were supposed to be just a thing they are good at, not their calling, see how Rarity became a whore instead of a miner with his mineral-finding ability and crystals. That, until the Troublehooves episode destroyed the whole concept.

>>42424380
Its called a joke son, stop rolling on the floor and shitting yourself in an autistic spergout

>>42423430
>Germ theory doesn't exist in Equestria because bacteria and viruses don't exist.
https://youtu.be/PmpotXJPx-U

>>42424114
Seaswirl have dolphin cutie mark and we still don't know what she actually do for a living.

>>42424380
>rarity is my favourite pone
>this anon posts it on my lol reply
why are you like this? do you not like rarity?

>>42424398
insecurity

>>42424390
Coco Pommel is a mutant and not canon.

>>42424407
Coco Pommel's maregina has gone unwashed for so long that it's now scabbed over with cuntflakes and dried marejuices. That's why she's such an anal addict, it's the only sex she can have now.

>>42423430
This. It's also why STDs don't exist and there is thus no need for condoms in Equestria (also because there's magic contraceptive spells).

>>42423415 (OP)
So I guess you have to be prepared to deal with a certain amount of pony slobber if you want to do business in Equestria.

>>42423415 (OP)
It actually is kind of gross. Imagine grabbing a bit that's covered in drool, and before you say that's hot imagine if it was from a stallion. Although seeing how many of you are into actual hags you're probably into that as well.

>>42424888
>hags
>he'd drop his waifu if she became old
Riiiiiip

>>42424888
>and before you say that's hot imagine if it was from a stallion
That's not going to stop many Anons on this board.

>>42424923
I'm not really into drool. It's like those porn movies where they spit on the dick/pussy when doing oral. It's a total and immediate complete boner killer for me. Not that I look at 3DPD porn much anymore anyway now that AI exists.

>>42424903
Growing old with your waifu is very different from being into old ponies.

>>42424888
just use magic to carry it without touching the drool, retard....

>>42424390
If anything that proves my point, Rarity doesn't react in the slightest to the idea of being sneezed on beyond wiping a little spittle off her snout. She's not concerned that the sick person could get her sick due to spreading germs, that's not the method of illness transmission in Equestria.

>>42424967
I'm not a wizard yet so I always have to use my hands, it's awkward as fuck.

>>42424926
Drool is a part of many intimate things like kissing and oral, but it's fair if you don't want to use your mouth for anything sexual.

>>42424985
It's not that saliva by itself disgusts me, it's the way it's being used.

French kissing your girlfriend is very different from opening your mouth and letting her spit into it.

>>42424926
Ya sure about that, Anon?

>>42425272
Yyyyyeah, not for me. You do you, though.

>>42424926
that's just gross in and of itself, but I understand cut dicks need it or something? mare drool is different though. you could drown me in it and I wouldn't mind (besides being dead)

>>42423439
>gives him a smirk after he takes the money
>looks at his ass as he walks away
unironically how did they get away with this?

>>42424887
Stop dirtying the mare's food with your gross human hands

>>42423439
the lip bite is killing me lmao

>>42424982
This. Plus Rarity didn't get sick.

>>42425622
The title is also literally Grannies Gone Wild.

>>42425314
Be careful, some mares are quite adept at drooling.

>>42424960
RIP.

>>42424960
>he wouldn't love his waifu if he didn't meet her when she was young
Sorry, can't put it back together. It's gone.

If I got to Equestria and my waifu was old and saggy I'm still smashing, even if I go young and virile.

>>42427292
>muh waifu is the same at every age you should love her no matter what!!!!
Ok I might as well just fuck her when she comes out of her mother's womb then you fucking retard. Age is part of who your waifu is and if you don't want your waifu as she is then you don't actually love her.

>>42427398
Sorry, but it's gone.

>b-b-b-b-but
Gone.

>>42427404
I'm going to rape you right now so you can't go to equestria

>>42427412
Please sir, I need my back entrance intact for my waifu. I promised her my anal virginity.

>>42427412
I think you have it the other way around.

>>42423415 (OP)
Mares

>>42423415 (OP)
Hah, dumb earth ponies.

>>42423415 (OP)
imagine the diseases

>>42429227
>>42423430

>>42429903
>Gets sick after eating meat as a herbivore
Your point?