>>42441117
Let me tell you something pal. Let me tell you something very important. Listen carefully so you can understand how bad your judgement was right now.
But to make my message REALLY get to you, we need to discuss something else first. It will seem like it got nothing to do with you, me, or this very thing you have done. But i assure you - it does, and does big time.
Right here and right now we simply need to talk.
We need to talk about BUTT.
As a young boy, nobody took it seriously. I was mostly just a source of cheap jokes, vulgar, infantile laughter and mockery. "NA NA NANA NA, smelly ass hahaha! Farting! LOL" and so on. It was childish, immature and stupid, true. Nothing to be proud of really, but come on! Everyone was just a kid, right? Great majority of adults, be it parents, neighbors, teachers and so on could scold us a little bit for it, but generally they didn't made big fuss about it. It was kinda half-allowed because they knew that we're not going to stay kids forever. Just give the kids few years, and they'll grow out of it, right? GOD DAMN RIGHT.
Indeed, few years have already passed, and you're in the middle of your metamorphosis.You're not a kid anymore, you are a TEENAGER. One of the many changes happening during that time, is your point of view on certain things. One of those things is BUTT. Girls in your class have it. This hot math teacher have it, Random leggins-wearing, booty-shaking, suddenly-bending-over-because-something-is-on-the-lowest-shelf woman in front of you in the store have it. You've noticed that you suddenly like it, you want it, need it. You gonna FUCK it. What you wouldn't give to Veronica just to put your dynamite stick between these b... uh, and so on. This horny teenager stereotype didn't appear out of nowhere, you know?
Yet again, this state also did not last forever. Another stage of life must come to the end, just to make room for another stage to begin. You're adult. You've made choices, took chances and risks, made mistakes and gained experiences. With new responsibilities comes new skills and perks. You know your limits and tastes. Now you know what kind of BUTT you like the most. Since you're no longer victim of raging hormones, you can judge and evaluate any BUTT you'll come in contact with by your own set of criteria. In other words, you've mastered THE BUTT.
Now, with all that said, here comes that important lesson:
You need to mature and grow up to see the real worth of the matter. Just like the butt.
Important values require experience and time to be grasped in it's full glory. Just like the butt
Things that appear worthless and laughable at first, might prove to be invaluable and fabulous, only if you won't let yourself be taken by your lowest desires. Just like the butt
Rarity is THE BUTT.
