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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.

>Kiwi.
>Nova.
>Rah-rah. (Coloratura)
>A three-way rivalry since childhood that seemed like it was going to last longer than the strongest face on a pyramid.
>Turns out that one of the face's edges was destined for the ground and the other two were destined to join at the stars.
>Two thirds of this rivalry turned out to become a bond fixing to last longer than the entire pyramid itself with its strength.
>It's too bad the last third was the only one coming face-to-face with the value of genuineness, letting the other two thrive.
>Coloratura met more honest friends in grade school while Kiwi Lollipop and Supernova Zap took acting/singing lessons.
>Coloratura learned the value of hard work from her friends; Kiwi Lollipop and Supernova Zap learned the art of deception.
>Kiwi Lollipop and Supernova Zap learned how to cut corners and sharpen their tongues whenever talking to opportunities.
>Coloratura learned from her friends how to sharpen the corners of her character and cut off the devil that was on her shoulder.
>Sometimes, fortune favors the bold.
>And it sometimes favors the wise.
>It seldom favors those with integrity.
>Depending which world one lives in.
>Or which time someone might live in.
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>>42453549
>As for the world that was already left behind for the sake of the rivalry, things used to be great.
>Coloratura, Kiwi and Nova used to spend time at eachother's houses on the weekends mostly.
>They used to play games on older console systems and share a wholesome cozy vibe as kids.
>Nova used to be the shy one while Kiwi and Rah-Rah would be more adventurous and brave.
>Kiwi used to be the smart one while Nova and Rah-Rah would follow along with her big ideas.
>Rah-rah used to be the luckiest one out of the bunch, squeaking out higher scores every time.
>And not missing the school bus in the mornings that used to wake them, to get the bus to wait.
>And not getting bitten by a single mosquito in the fields the three used to play in every summer.
>Rah-rah always appreciated the loving company of her two childhood friends she used to have.
>Her sudden love for wanting to be a famous singer one day was a blessing and a curse, or both.
>One was disguised as the other, because Kiwi and Nova also wanted to become singers like her.
>They still used to have those nights where they'd vibe together playing video games or charades.
>Life used to be great and fun together until the arguments and bickering started up for little reason.
>Each of them wanted to be the top star, because of what they heard when learning about pop stars.
>But a spotlight isn't big enough for three, not in their case when each of them wanted to stand in front.
>School talent shows got progressively chaotic, especially between the three of them getting competitive.
>It was in good spirit at first, until the battle for first place got tied to egos and reputations amongst students.
>None of the girls were old enough to figure out how to untie the knots that bound all their egos to these things.
>That kind of critical thinking is for adults mature enough to not act like insecure kids on the internet reaching for wins.
>It was a pretty inconvenient time to be growing up at this point right as the internet and social media was taking form.
>YouTube videos and blog posts further poisoned each girl's perspective of what a pop star should be, and how to become one.
>By the time high school started, the competition between them became bitter, more-so among Kiwi Lollipop and Supernova Zap.
>Pop culture was teaching them what a public figure in general should be and how to become one, instead of becoming one with themselves.
>Coloratura meanwhile wanted to use her nickname Rah-rah as her stage name, something near and dear to her to remind her where she came from.
>During school talent shows, Coloratura and the soon-to-be PostCrush would always try to outdo one another, which became the talk of the school for a few weeks.
>Their rivalry had already been long-standing, until Kiwi and Nova soon realized that each of them could play both drums and guitar alone.
>Since one of them was good at one and the other was good at the other, they decided to team up and sound amazing together.

>>42453554
>As a two-piece band that also sang and shared a spotlight that was juuust big enough for two, but this to-be gravy train has no room for a third wheel.
>So they'd try even harder while teaming up to keep Coloratura from taking any of the spotlight's glow away from them during their important talent shows.
>All this really served to do was to make Coloratura hate her former childhood friends even more and more until they are no longer on speaking terms.
>They just become her competitors until they say sorry for being awful to her, but they simply graduate from competitor status to enemy status.
>Didn't help that the soon-to-be PostCrush would see themselves as better than Coloratura because they're taking the time and effort to learn how to get really good at guitar and drums for the sake of standing out and impressing people more than the competition.
>At least in high school and eventually college, it wasn't hard to get closer to already existing other friends that Coloratura knew and added new friends to the group of.
>Like another set of parents she could comfortably say didn't cramp her style, Coloratura's new set of friends kept her somewhat grounded in reality.
>Except they didn't get nasty towards her when it came crunch time to start trying to make music, they didn't even interfere with Coloratura's dreams of becoming Rah-rah.
>Now things are back to how they are in the present: not quite at all how they used to be, whether for better of for worse...
>For better or for worse, Coloratura is going her own way trying to become a solo pop act by blowing up on the internet like Kiwi and Nova are also trying to.
>Their means of achieving these goals in life are different quite a lot as soon as they reflect inward about it... and then there's their outward actions about it.
>Instead of college or trade school, Kiwi Lollipop and Supernova Zap went off to that part of that huge coastal city way out west where everyone's made of plastic, whether it be on the inside, or outside, or both.
>Coloratura's friends wanted her to take their hands on the way to forging a heart and soul made of steel and goodwill, but even that couldn't mend the heartbreak of listening to the final cries of someone's childhood dreams.
>Coloratura always wanted to make music, and she's been doing it as a side hobby for several years while being friends with more honest girls who just didn't have the heart to tell her no.
>Her friends were always well-aware of these childhood dreams, having known their friend for so long.
>It was probably her own fault that Coloratura kept doubling and tripling down on eventually chasing those dreams.
>Felt like more of a challenge to hear her parents say "you can't" after years of disingenuous "you can be anything you want to be".
>Only to hear her trusted friend echo the same sentiment, not holding back like a good yes-girl would when Coloratura asked one of her friends if she wanted to play guitar with her one afternoon.

>>42453559
>Watching Kiwi Lollipop and Supernova Zap begin to write their own amateur songs only made Coloratura feel as though she was falling further behind.
>Her dreams reaching out from the depths of getting drowned by a world of 9 to 5 jobs that trapped so many people at the whim of the locker of Dow Jones.
>In a world of sink or swim, Coloratura decides she wants to own a ship and sail.
>She must choose to either think or win, and misses the value of ownership over sales.
>In other words, she signs a record contract.
>A... BAD one.
>It happened before Coloratura's friends could even realize what she had done; the ambitious girl started trying to release her own amateur music to combat her rivals Kiwi Lollipop and Supernova Zap.
>One of them furrows her brow at her frustrating friend, asking her why she didn't tell any of them that she was still doing this.
>"Why didn't you want to support me after all the years we've known eachother?" Coloratura softly raises her voice every time this happened with another one of her childhood friends, remembering meeting this honest farm girl all the way back in 1st grade.
>There had been many instances since back in 10th grade when Coloratura's friends would tell her there's overall no point in starting a band unless it was a friendship-driven project, not a career or profit driven one.
>They'd tell her that the music industry is nothing but trouble, and that people either go nowhere and pour their whole life into nothing, or become a slave to terrible people who will use them in the worst ways for primarily money until the big suits find someone else.
>"It can't be ALL bad! I only get to live once and I don't wanna grow up to be like my lame parents. I just want to follow my passion."
>Coloratura is sure her friends are wrong when they swear people can't truly make a career out of that anymore. About the "good ol' days" being long gone.
>"Those suit-and-tie executives are no better than tuxedo pigs on Wall Street. And they run *everything*!" Her friends say.
>"Well it's too late! I already found a great label that'll get me where I need to go! They saw my covers on YouTube and we started emailing."
>"Wait... you actually SIGNED!?" The dumbfounded friend drops her jaw practically through the floor of the bus that stops for the last time with both friends on it. "I can't believe you would do that! What's the matter with you?"
>"I thought I could trust you to stick by my side like you always did, but I guess we're growing up in different directions." Coloratura gathers her things with her rescued dream inside her backpack, just saved from that world of 9 to 5 jobs.
>"I... wha... what label did you sign to?" The friend twitches her lower eyelid in disbelief.
>"Bad Boy." Responds Coloratura, stepping off the bus with a landing into the asphalt like she stomped a crack into it, finalizing her dramatic exit.

>>42453564
>The now mortified friend's eyelid twitches even more intensely in response to hearing the cursed name of the label her friend signed to.
>She stares at Coloratura through the window, knowing no words could pierce her thick skull even if they could pierce the glass.
>The glass itself might as well be that of a telescope, because Coloratura already feels miles away when strutting along the length of the bus.
>In a world of sink or swim, it's think or win.
>Coloratura thought she had ownership over her life under the fishing net, but it looks like the ownership's going to be over her instead... she's in over her head.
>She never thought about why the people she was emailing liked her videos of her singing in a non-family-friendly outfit.
>The chirping of the birds in the trees Coloratura struts by on the sidewalk might as well be mourning her future.
>They're gonna also be chirping in those early mornings as well every time she gets up to catch a flight to go on tour or attend an interview.
>Even worse than the early mornings of getting up to drive to that 9 to 5 she somehow dodged, but she she dodged that bullet in favor of being in the path of a plume of napalm.
>The napalm that'll keep those birds from singing in Coloratura's heart in due time, the contract a powerful agent as orange as the sunrise itself as she will sit on her third flight of the week to the next concert.
>---
>Her life's on fire but the spark is gone.
>So is the spark that caused this a couple of years ago when she signed that deal with the devil.
>Rah-rah is on stage now, can't hear herself think over the deafening cheers of her forced fans.
>There's so much makeup over the bags under her eyes that the spotlights over her head can't catch them.
>Rah-rah wants to walk off the stage and collect her now more numerous bags she flew over to the hotel with and leave this unfamiliar city go home.
>But a legally bound contract weighs more than any amount of luggage ever could.
>A simple few sheets of paper connected to a chain that latches to her ankle; the absolute balls, the audacity of someone to do this to another human being.
>Coloratura finished the set for this concert, then wilts off the stage like the industry plant she is.
>Ready to be taken by the gentle breeze that brought her to these artificial heights to the next timezone over by tomorrow evening.
>Grounded by something worse than her parents but has no roots.
>Bound to the whim of her record label that can make her irrelevant with the same gentle breeze that brought her a mask with a fame and fortune design on it.
>Looking at herself in the mirror, it feels like a mask is the only thing she might as well be wearing.
>And she's required to keep it on... because it's smiling.
>Don't want to break the positive vibes for the fans, now.

>>42453567
>Coloratura counts as many sheep as she can before washing her skimpy outfit the next morning and catching her next flight with those same chirping birds singing to her from outside of her cage.
>Her manager almost went sicko mode on her after she showed up late and almost missed the flight, but she can at least sleep more on the plane.
>Well, not sleep more... but sleep.
>She's just glad it was a pill and not a fist that had her out like a light.
>Off to the next concert, where she'll perform the same slew of songs she barely wrote while showing off her performance-enhancing-drugged up body to thousands of people.
>She's not really used to it yet... but nobody knows.
>Why won't the stage flames and fireworks malfunction and just kill her already?
>She's out of the ocean that almost drowned her but now trapped in outer space where no one can hear her scream for help.
>Is this what being a star is like?
>Coloratura just wanted to breathe, but life is suffocating her.
~
>Kiwi Lollipop and Supernova Zap finally learned how to live without breathing out here.
>They simply fully embraced the chaos; the emptiness of their lives and stress of being famous performers.
>Just slap hearts over everything and give in to appealing to infatuated fans... don't be afraid to add that... certain type... of appeal, be afraid of not adding it.
>Don't make everything too explicit, but make everything overly implicit to make the rabid crowd need more of the actual direct gratification they'll never get.
>The expanding layers of hearts look like they're zooming in, but they're receding like a rainbow the more the stans drive themselves crazy towards it.
>There's no set horizon when you're worldwide.
>These two just have to make sure the fans never catch the fool's gold at the base of their illusion.
>Touring, performing, playing actual instruments the best they can to salt bae some authenticity into their brand...
>Not to mention the interviews and filming racy music videos... keeping up their public personas.
>Don't give too much details of what it's actually like to have the life of the broke and famous.
>Instead, obsess over your stans as hard as they obsess over you, really overplay that connection that retains loyal listeners and consumers.
>Y'know, Kpop it.
>They're starting to get more and more famous, making their first album look like rookie numbers compared to the over-exaggerated rollouts they do every single summer.
>The fantasy world seen from the outside of fame is a harsh reality for anyone who has to worry about needing security whenever going out into public.
>Having learned how to breathe out here, the duo keeps the flashy colors up and going for anyone looking up to the stars at them through their own telescopes.
>Whether it be staring out their bedroom windows through that glass at the sky or out their bus windows wondering why they have to go to school if they themselves can be like the famous stars in Hollywood one day.

>>42453573
>Kiwi and Nova can only partially wish they were back in that place in life now that they realized the greener grass on the other side wasn't even going to be their own money to begin with.
>Everything else occupying their mind is touring schedules, public perception, copyright laws their manager will have to review with them, interview dates, which pills will help them perform shows the best, merchandise sales and many more things.
>But they're more than used to it, when it comes to this business, it's to use them as assets.
>But as useful little tools for the music business to make dollars off of, they keep slick smiles on their faces while signing autographs, maintaining the public personas expected by the loving fans.
>Survivors of the future they chose.
>Letting their publicist and security suddenly herd them away as soon as the final name was signed on the final piece of paper.
>How many fans need to have a signed autograph before it stops being special?
>There's thousands and thousands by now, both girls are sure of that.
>And back onto the tour bus they go, far away from all of those regular people out there who are dangerous whether they love them much or hate them too much.
>Stans and haters make a good case for some sort of horseshoe theory; they can both reach the point of stalking for opposite reasons.
>"You know, I don't understand why they don't just make us smoke crack or something at this point." Kiwi finally feels like she's allowed to speak as herself. "Since we'd need to be on something like that to do 5 3-hour concerts in a week."
>"Ugh, don't make me think of that kind of stuff, you'll scare me into thinking they'll actually do it." Replies Nova with a tiny energy drink between her fingers.
>The two of them force themselves to laugh at the exaggeration, so they have an excuse to do so in order to prove to themselves that they smiled for real today.
>If there is no pain, then there is no gain (for the label).
>Nova keeps herself distracted from the ache in her heart with some high-end TMZ literature when she sees an ad with a familiar face on it.
>She squints curiously, making sure the effects of the "concert pills" aren't still lingering.
>"Is that..." She mutters before almost accidentally breaking into singing. "Hey Kiwi! Look at this!"
>"Hm?" Kiwi finishes chewing the little bit of celery before peering at the part of the magazine page Nova has her polished nail pointing to.
>"Isn't that Coloratura?"
>Kiwi double takes at the page, processing the name spoken at first like an ancient defeated civilization before a bell rings as soon as she recognizes the face on the paper. "Holy... it IS!"
>"What the fuu..."
>"She's having concerts now?"
>"Yeah, a couple of back to back shows in June."
>The very next thing they think to look for in the picture is the fakeness in Rah-rah's smile, which they'd be experts at picking out as the bags under their eyes have been replaced by adorable little hearts.

>>42453576
>"How the hell did SHE make it?" Nova internally hopes that the photographer was simply really good and Rah-rah's smile isn't one of genuine happiness. "She could barely actually sing."
>"Oh no... please don't tell me they autotune her." Sighs Kiwi.
>"They probably did. It was hell convincing them to leave us alone about that, remember?"
>The longer the magazine page stays open, the more the spite starts to pour in at the sight of this old rival.
>In the eyes of Kiwi and Nova, Coloratura was too busy being a goody-two-shoes to be deserving of fame and (mis)fortune.
>Everyone knows this is a game of cheating, and after all the dirty work Kiwi and Nova had to do, it would keep them up a night knowing someone actually made it big playing fair for once.
>They don't want to call her Rah-rah, but the ad in the magazine insists on the name.
>Coloratura was supposed to stay the crab in the bucket that couldn't pull Kiwi and Nova back in.
>The cruel irony of becoming two bucket crabs of their own hoping that the girl didn't make it playing fair or found actual happiness in this evil business... it's too much...
>"Waitwaitwait... what label is she signed to? Does the ad say?" Asks Kiwi.
>"Look it up on your phone." Responds Nova after downing the last of her tiny energy drink, shivering from the taste.
>The search bar is Kiwi's confession booth, listening to her admit that she cares enough to put this into her search history.
>This prayer better yield the results needed to help her sleep at night; she's going to NEED it badly with the next concert in like 30 hours or something.
>Her chained-up soul sinks as soon as she sees that Rah-rah is popular enough to have her own Wikipedia page.
>If there are no chains on Rah-rah's soul, the ones binding Kiwi's soul will compensate for the lost weight like they're straightening a teeter totter.
>But it's always darkest before the dawn, and both girls sigh in relief as they now both stare at the screen in anticipation.
>Bad Boy.
>Rah-rah is signed to Bad Boy Records.
>There's no way in hell she's happy there.
>Hell, she'd even have been better off signed to OVO.
>"Oh... oh my..." Nova puts a hand up to her mouth that can't decide whether to grin or grimace, her quivering lips kissing her own fingers.
>"Well well well..." Kiwi starts feeling better about the deal her and her bestie have signed onto.
>Those chains around her soul feel light as a quill she might as well have used to sign her name on the contract with.
>Through their smug grins, each girl can see the other's guilt in how nastily they're reacting to this information.
>Whether it's moral guilt, survivor's guilt, they don't really know right now.
>Whatever it is, it'll war with their spite and influence their approach when talking to their manager and co. about a possible collaboration with this "fellow pop star".
~

>>42453577
>Coloratura regrets blasting off into the cosmos of a life of fame the way she had.
>She misses having her feet on the ground, her life under her own control.
>Those two other girls can have this, she doesn't want to follow the path they went down anymore.
>Fireworks and plumes of flames shoot up from the edges of the stage as she dances, while remembering all the right moves.
>Those rehearsals have been put to good use, so much so that she didn't even need to rely as much on the real-time autotune of her mic this time.
>Her lungs have adapted to the lack of air out here.
>She's starting to be able to sing so well that experience itself became the perfect successor to practice at home or lessons.
>The crowd goes as wild as they're supposed to.
>The performance soon concludes with the hours feeling shorter every time another concert date gets X'ed off of the calendar.
>After saying something witty to the audience for a Twitter clip moment, Rah-rah waves off her loving fans and struts off of the stage.
>She's surprised she isn't limping or falling over onto the couch as soon as she's alone in her dressing room.
>The roar of the crowd is replaced by her labored breathing.
>It's only interrupted by a knock on the door.
>There's her manager again.
>"Another great show!" He chimes into the room he enters. "I've got some great news too! We just got another business opportunity."
>"Hm?"
>"The boss got a call from another label. Are you familiar with the pop duo Post Crush?"
>Them ore the manager talks about Post Crush, the more the memories about a couple of past rivals resurface in Coloratura's mind.
>Though, they're the last thing she's concerned about right now.
>She's more concerned about making it through the rest fo the tour dates in one piece.
>Long story short, Diddy is still disgruntled about that once big "Puffy Ami Yumi" duo using one of his 20 fucking names in their own name purely by coincidence, and he had heard from prison that everyone's saying they were always better than him.
>And he's mad that he never got the lookalike group Post Crush to sign to his label Bad Boy, so the next best thing is to rekindle their connection with a friend who also got famous and have them all do a collab album together.
>And lucky for him, they just let him walk free after two short years.
>So now he's calling the shots with a vengeance, ready to tie up all the loose ends with the return of freak-offs and everything.
>And Rah-rah unfortunately has no choice but to accept, and so does her manager too.
>Lest Diddy pull some strings and have her "operate a little closer to him personally" in this label he owns and runs.
>As soon a she's done changing outfits, Rah-rah is ordered to head on out to her own tour bus where her manager and publicist start to continue a conversation they previously left off on.

>>42453580
>They might as well have dimmed the lights godfather style with how ominous they're trying to make their words sound.
>Good thing Coloratura has long been used to this by now.
>She can tell her overarching boss Diddy is fixated on achieving this goal, he's got everyone in line ready to push for this one.
>That older duo's spat with Diddy must be still really fresh in his mind as an old grudge.
>Already weighed down and tied to the ground of this still alien world of surviving tour dates at least three times a week, Coloratura naturally needs a little bit of pulling and tugging in the direction of revisiting her own old grudge against PostCrush.
>But the ropes around her wrists are as tight as the ropes around her ankles.
>They'll turn into chains again if she disobeys.
>Reluctantly nodding with a yes forced out past her lips, Coloratura only looks forward to later today when she'll be left alone for a few hours.
>After being dismissed with the managers leaving the room, Coloratura pops a single sleeping pill as if she wasn't about to collapse from exhaustion anyway.
>She just needs to make sure she'll make up for the sleep she's going to lose in the future.
>Such is life imprisoned on an alien planet amongst the stars.
>Chemicals are needed in the body to shine through the window's bars.
>Polishing the invisible smiling mask she'll need to put on for the next concert, Coloratura watches vast plains of corn and wheat pass her by outside the tour bus window.
>Even every insignificant barn, store and house that goes by is interesting to her now.
>Anything to take her off course of this merry go round carousel whatever-it-is of being a commodity.
>Coloratura would love to stick around some random place out here and chat with someone more down to earth than she is.
>Remind herself of the simpler times she came from that are still moving on without her... or rather staying in place while she moves on without them if the speed of this bus has anything to say about that.
>She'd pray no one in the convenience stores out here would know who she is, so no one would curse her mood with the simple act of asking for an autograph and remind her of the chains around her ankles that sometimes turn into ropes to leave less of a mark on her skin.
>But like the life Rah-rah is living, this bus only stops for fuel, not making time for the comfier side of life or stopping to let the girl look around for a little bit.
>Off she's driven, feeling like that'll turn into off the edge of a canyon soon enough; she a roadrunner about as much as she's a showrunner... she's the one being driven and ran like a cartoon or puppet.
>It's hard to get a taste of the reality her happiness needs her to ignore.
>Coloratura wishes she had more control.
>---

>>42453586
>Memories of each pop act's setlist buzzing in their heads in the dueling theme songs playing in their heads as they finally approach one another once more after so many years apart.
>They approach one another, getting closer to stars out here in the vast void of stardom just like they used to want to before they learned firsthand how suffocating and destructive being a star actually is.
>"Hey..." Kiwi is once again the first to initiate the conversation, always having been the bravest of the three.
>"Long time no see." Nova joins in, taking note of the tired look in Rah-rah's eyes but not having it in her to ask her if she's doing okay.
>Being in person once again and breaking the no-speaking terms from ages past finally returned a boomerang that must have been thrown too far over the fence during childhood and crashes into the bars in the window, still shattering the glass and getting everyone's attention.
>"So uh... we're all gonna do a collab album, huh?" Rah-rah smiles at them, a skill she's really good at.
>Deciphering the pain through that smile is a skill the other two are just as good at; Rah-rah didn't fortify her soul with nastiness enough to survive out here without it breaking her inside.
>Her luck finally caught up to her and stabbed her in the back, giving her this life she thought she wanted.
>"Yeah. We're gonna be playing together any everything, Rah-rah." Kiwi responds. "Nice to see you again."
>Coloratura hears that voice call her by her nickname with the same cadence as what it was during their childhood together, and she almost asks "what game are we playing?".
>Nova realizes just how wrong she was to not want to call Rah-rah by her said nickname, as her spite had made her lose sight of why it meant something to all three of the girls since long before any of this even started.
>"I uh... still didn't learn how to play real instruments like you yet." Rah-rah shyly smiles at the floor, seeking something relevant to talk about they're familiar with.
>"No worries. You're a great singer, Rah-rah." Kiwi immediately demonstrates to Nova that she shares the exact same sentiment that's been nagging her inside her own head. "Anything that makes your songs as magical as they are is always more than enough."
>There was a lot more than "I missed you" in the hugs they share... there's more (or at least just as much of) "I'm sorry" than that when they embrace one another with pats on the back that add "great work".
>On the inside of the machine, former enemies must band together against the new common enemy that is the life they're leading.
>It's a unique kind of madhouse that can be seen a lot better from the inside.
>The managers watch them catch up after a long time, with plans written down on the papers in their hands.
>But what the managers don't see is the brewing rebellion.
~

>>42453590
>The preparation process:
>What was originally going to end up being the biggest chapter of competition in each girl's life ended up being their biggest chapter of cooperation.
>The skills and experience they've built up over the years is being put to use.
>They waste no time in spending every moment working together as soon as they have their minds right where they need them to be... which is almost immediately.
>That last set of concerts couldn't have ended fast enough.
>As soon as they're not performing live or doing any interviews or any of the other noise that comes with being a famous pop star, the three of them are basically locked in the studio.
>Rhyming words in their lyrics in the studio like 3 v-shaped corners and 3 sides like the lone face of the pyramid from years ago now dropping bombs from the sky.
>They live there, dedicated and focused like they're performing live there...
>Doing more than what they need to do to survive there...
>And hoping it's enough to strive there...
>Hoping to keep getting surprised there...
>The interweaving threads of the plan is devised there...
>Keeping at that concert performance mindset like it's being televised there...
>With Nova and Kiwi getting blisters on their fingers, Coloratura straining her vocal cords, it almost feels like they're going to die there...
>The title of the album is "there ive sed enough" with the cover art being a single seven-sided die with the seven dots facing upward.
>They were scheduled to make 15 songs for this album... they're making at least 36.
>No one in the entertainment industry is working as hard as these three right now.
>Kiwi and Nova have come up with the idea of upgrading their look to include shiny little 3-D gem hearts glued on in the place of their usual painted-on hearts below their eyes.
>This quaint little detail will come in handy later.
>Rah-rah simply upgraded to a new flamboyant outfit as per usual, just the way her record label likes it anyway...
>The focus and energy in the studio is so great that the girls have to pick out what sounds the best and secretly save the material onto a thumb drive, since the shit taste of the label wants the not as great songs for the album anyway.
>They'll find someone to mix and master everything for them later...
>The tour dates are planned, the performance concert drugs are bought, venues booked, merchandise set up, etc. etc.
>This is a lot of tiring work that's going to pay off dearly down the road that same tour bus can't turn onto.
>The road that leads back home, back to earth.
>The caged birds are singing and flying laps in preparation for their tour.
>Sick and tired of this industry that's gotten even worse than the era of their predecessor trios.
>Music is an art, and it's time to remind people of this even though it's such an obvious fact that everyone should already know.
>But the word "art" has been slapped onto what should really be called a cheap sleazy business or trend.
>Maybe one day...
~

>>42453594
>Release day comes.
>The album is a smash hit.
>The tour kicks off with a bang.
>PostCrush and Rah-rah have successfully topped the charts and captivated the music-enjoying populace of the general public or whatever in the hell they can be called anymore.
>Show after show, they pour their hearts, minds and souls into every little thing they do to make it magical, like it's the last time they'll ever do it.
>Because it is.
>Coloratura isn't even focused on measuring up to the other two girls, and PostCrush isn't even focused on not messing up.
>All three of them have gotten this whole thing down to such a capital T so many times in The prior preparation process that everything's perfect coming out on the first try.
>Social media is a-buzz, the masses are impressed, reviewers are giving them at very least a 9 out of 10 almost every time while badmouthing the label they're signed to, begging them to leave the label somehow, and so on...
>Diddy so far gets to have his comeback moment after walking out of prison, now having a more popular and successful version of Hi-Hi Puffy Ami Yumi of his own in PostCrush churning out a cluster of global #1 hits for him.
>He sits on his seatless bicycle throne at his blacklight-fearing desk scrolling through social media ready to gloat at all the haters by acting like he's the nicest guy ever and now he has something extremely successful going for him... and with three more obligatorily planned albums too!
>He's planning to party extra hard with a grin spreading across his mouthbreather-looking face when he comes across a TMZ article saying that BOTH Rah-rah and each member of PostCrush have preemptively severed any and all ties with Bad Boy Records, having already filed in the necessary paperwork to leave and violate the legally binding contract with.
>He mutters to himself that there's no way that can be real... minutes before his assistant limps into his office and slips the paperwork the three girls sent onto his desk.
>"You want me to send them a message?" Diddy's assistant asks, a worried expression across both of her swollen black eyes.
>---
>Rah-rah's attorney is contacted about as immediately as Rah-rah was served the legal paperwork, having consulted PostCrush who have seen this kind of stuff happen before when things go south and helped her prepare for the storm.
>Diddy's intention is to completely bankrupt all three performers for violating the contract that clearly say they're legally obligated and required to stay to the end of the term.
>He already started in the coming days by taking all proceeds, profits, revenue, whatever, from the record sales and ticket sales and merchandise sales... you name it... and cutting it all away from any related bank account but his own, which the contract he bred allows him to do.
>He locks down access/posession to all the masters of the songs, and does a bunch of other power moves, etc.

>>42453598
>All three girls meet Diddy in his private office with the same face Dr. Dre must have been making when he told Suge Knight that he was bailing out of Death Row Records and starting Aftermath Records.
>Coloratura stands in front while PostCrush stand in the back watching Diddy undergo his trademark emotional breakdown where he thinks he's safe from being recorded.
>He goes on a long-winded rant about how not even the courts can get him now and that he can do all sort of unspeakable things to Coloratura and get away with it, and that she's nothing more than dirt and he owns her and he will run her into the ground financially and make her wish she was never born for simply inconveniencing him.
>He said inconveniencing because his next part of his rant is to prove to all three girls that what they're doing isn't even leaving a dent in his power or position or money or his blah blah blah...
>To show that he's the big winner no matter what and he's unaffected despite his rising angry tone being picked up by the tiny cameras inside of PostCrush's little gem hearts that are still glued to their faces.
>Sat there on their perfectly clear skin like upside-down siamese tear drops substituting for the ones they weren't allowed to cry when putting their blood, sweat and tears into their craft and performances in their last concert hours before.
>Coloratura knew it was coming, wincing ahead of time before Diddy slapped her multiple times, and she has long been strong enough to take the blow like a champ before he kicks her out of his office with the other two who successfully got everything on camera.
>There being four cameras in total, in case Diddy decided to slap the other girls too and knock the gems off of at least one of their face cheeks, knowing him.
>The feeling of escape washes over all three of them after they leave the headquarters for Bad Boy Records for the last time like three bats out of hell.
>---
>The footage hits the internet hours later, followed by a fanmade GoFundMe calling for justice for Rah-rah and PostCrush, the owner of the page already knowing all three girls and unconditionally having their back along with all the other stans watching the "leaked" video online.
>The court of public opinion has already concluded that the contract was rightfully violated, but of course, the actual courts maintain that the girls all owe punitive damages, profit losses etc. and all from their own pockets which are smaller since they as pop stars barely owned a percent of what the label made off of their songs.
>The controversy over the court cases and "leaked" video become such a rallying cry all three girls deeply play into that even the biggest pop stars in the world like Taylor Swift (and her history of fighting labels) make a really huge deal out of this and refuse to stop talking about it until Rah-rah and PostCrush are fully recompensed not just for the legal fees but for all of their music they never truly got paid for before either.

>>42453601
>Those songs and song elements that were stored on that secret thumb drive now come into play as pre-prepared material cut from the fateful plethora of recording sessions.
>It really helps PostCrush and Rah-rah get together with a couple of very willing volunteers with mixing and mastering experience, motivated by the "leaked" video, to help them complete and "leak" two free (for legal reasons) albums to further promote their cause and exemplify that they're on the side of music and Diddy is on the side of everything wrong with the industry.
>Doing what they should have gotten together and did in the beginning, all three fo the girls start their own record label and publishing company on their own terms with the help of their loving fans and peers who happen to be more than happy to help out.
>This really helped them after their inevitable loss in the court case by a system and players of this music game that just don't care about people or artforms in the slightest until it makes *LOTS* of money for them.
>But fans and supporters all over the world will never let them go bankrupt from this particular battle they lost and war they won.
>Everyone's hearts are in it, and they're all in tune with what the greater good is when it comes to keeping evil from at least winning for the million-and-oneth time.
>Before they start off their next album that will captivate listeners all over, PostCrush and Coloratura decide to spend more time having fun together.
>All three of them get a warm welcome at a carnival they go to, happily signing autographs and receiving thank-yous from people who loved watching an artist bail out of a corrupt record label and get away with it in the end, giving countless other imprisoned artists hope that they have a chance.
>Kiwi, Nova and Rah-rah have brought their fun outside of the living rooms at night and to where everyone can share happiness with them.
>The uncaged birds soar through the vibrant sky with spread wings slicing through the wind that carries their triumphant singing.
>All three girls munch on cotton candy and laugh together surrounded by friends and fans alike.
>Getting tossed around by nothing more than amusement park rides now.
>The smiles on their faces had already been gradually becoming real.
>Ever since they saw this new day coming months before now.
>During *that* recording session that changed their lives.
>But now... the fruits of their passionate labor are ripe.
>Those smiles are more real than they've ever been.
>Genuine happiness rings, as they laugh and sing.
>Eating ice cream, sipping down sweet smoothies.
>Taking pics, and playing carnival games together.
>Living their best lives, sharing it with all their fans.
>Kiwi Nova and Coloratura have all left their mark.
>Everything's back in its rightful place from before.
>Three childhood friends have reunited in triumph.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbwXoN-XU5I
https://ponepaste.org/11280

>>42453606
>Another one
This should be good, I’ll read it later.

>>42453558
spambot

>>42453548 (OP)
>rape

>>42454030
This guy got the right idea

>>42453548 (OP)
Love me a busty squishy wallflower

>rape
of >>42454030 & >>42454251
https://derpibooru.org/images/3567532

>>42453606
Wonderful!

>>42454305
…You got triggered by board culture so you linked bad art of a boring character about to get gangbanged?

>>42450084
To the anon asking what drawing program I used for the Twibutt, I use clipstudio atm.

>>42454427
>being this triggered by a post
lol

>>42454784
Uh yeah, so why were you? Does board culture scare you?

>rape of >>42454835
Hey, it's part of the culture

>>42454904
I regret to inform you the girls will be >raped regardless of how much projection you throw.

>>42454835
>>42454957
>making IMAX obsolete whilst being raped

>>42453606
Between this and the end of last thread your output of green escalated quickly

>>42454030
>>42454251
>>42454427
>>42454595
>>42454835
>>42454957
>not posting EqG pics
Gay

>>42454988
>>42455024
Case in point. I’ll be nice and ignore your cope now.

>>42455048
>cope
projecting this much

>>42454595
Not that anon, but nice. Looking forward to more art from you, really hot stuff.

>>42455086
I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going

Why are these girls so cute, bros?

>>42456134
Magic of Friendship. And horny.

>>42455430
Thanks! Not exactly spicy, but I finished this one today
I want to do something spicy again next.

booty

>>42456577
lmao nice
>>42456716
I love nerdbutt

>>42456667
Cute sweets

It's Not Paranoia if..

>Anonymous was happy.
>Unfortunately this was a rare thing.
>Currently he was in PE playing their local dodgeball variant German Prisonball.
>In this version, once a player was "out", they went over to the outside of the opposing team's court. And if a ball made it past the opposing team, they could grab it and throw it to knock out an opposing team member.
>So eventually a 'winning' team would be getting attacked from all four sides.
>Anon's last teammate had just been knocked out.
>Coach Soarin gave a short whistle blast and announced "Three minutes!"
>The opposing team had three minutes to try and knock out Anonymous.
>By now everyone knew how this would play out as Anonymous gracefully dodged every throw.
>He never threw the ball himself.
>He never tried to catch it.
>He only dodged with a big smile.
>The three minute rule had been a compromise after it became apparent nobody could land a hit on Anonymous. Not even his only friend Norman.
>How long the game went on didn't seem to matter.
>But that left Coach Soarin with a problem in that half of his class was left out of the activity as Anonymous enjoyed dodging.
>So Coach Soarin explained this to Anonymous and Norman and proposed the three minute rule.
Anonymous replied with "Ok. Thank you."
>It didn't hurt that three minutes was short enough that the opposing team didn't get tired of trying and Anon's teammates didn't get tired of cheering when he managed a flashy dodge.
>Most students wouldn't get this kind of treatment, but Anonymous had special needs.
>The story that had circulated went something like..
>Before coming to CHS, Anonymous and Norman had attended Bullworth. Widely known to be one of the most violent schools in the nation.
>Neither Anonymous or Norman abstained from the violence. They weren't using violence to pursue any particular goal, they just never backed down from a fight.
>Not from pride, more from general principal.
>Thing was, they were both among the best fighters AT this school full of fighters.

>>42456884
>They both had natural ability.
>They had learned how to beat folks that were stronger, faster, or smarter, either in part or in whole.
>They barely payed attention to the odds against them in a fight and said it took at least 3 opponents to cause them to wake up.
>Then came the fateful day near the end of their junior year.
>Details were unknown, but Norman was about to take a hit that would actually kill him.
>Anonymous jumped in and took the hit instead.
>He didn't die, but he DID take brain damage.
>Anonymous took a month to recover and assess the damage.
>Norman stayed by his side, never forgetting his friend had only been injured to save his life.
>Anon's brain damage manifested in a lack of emotional control.
>He got angry at unpredictable times and almost without reason.
>Only Norman and Anon's father could recognize the signs of Anon getting angry in time to react.
>Anon's father was his only living relative and his health was declining,
>Still, he fought like hell to get Anon into CHS. No way was he putting him back into Bullworth.
>Vice Principal Luna looked at Anon and Norman's record and had several concerns to voice.
>Eventually a shaky compromise was reached. Anon and Norman would have the same class schedule with the expectation that Norman would keep Anon under control.
>Failure to do so would see them both disciplined.
>Anon's father passed away the week before school started.
>He made Anon PROMISE to finish high school.
>There was no funeral or memorial service.
>Anon expressed his grief by breaking down in front of Norman a few times.
>Then school started.
>There were some tense moments, but eventually Anon and Norman settled on a pattern of holding themselves apart from their fellow students.
>This behavior confused their fellow students.
>CHS was a generally friendly place after all.
>And Anon looked a lot less happy than most of the students most of the time.
>Dodgeball being the major exception.
>Of course folks asked Norman why Anon only seemed happy during dodgeball?

>>42456886
>Norman explained it this way "Brain damage doesn't always make a huge amount of sense. But, when he's playing dodgeball in PE, he can see it as play instead of as being attacked. So it's basically the only time he can actually enjoy being with his fellow students."
>Soon the game, and then class, was over.
>Then it was on to History class, which today meant open study in the library.
>Anon and Norman were at a table by themselves reading appropriate books to avoid undue attention.
>They both looked up as three girls sat themselves down at the same table.
>Technically there was nothing wrong with Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Rainbow Dash sitting in unused seats, but everyone knew by now that getting near Anon was inadvisable.
>Norman advised Anon to focus on his book as he checked the surrounding area for the girls's friend Pinkie Pie.
>Pinkie somehow managed to set Anon off the worst of anyone.
>Their first meetings had nearly resulted in a disaster.
>Pinkie only wanted to be friends of course, but was shocked when Anon and Norman refused categorically.
>That NEVER happened.
>Pinkie decided that maybe she had caught them at a bad time? After all, these two CLEARLY needed more friends than each other.
>But when Pinkie tried again by popping out from behind something, she was very surprised to find Anon was pointing at her.
>He was looking away as expected, but clearly he had noticed something far quicker than anyone else ever had.
>Then he turned his head towards her, bared his teeth and started growling!
>Norman noticed at that point and moved to restrain Anon.
>Pinkie fell backward in a minor panic and began backing away on her hands and knees rapidly.
>Norman, with work, moved Anon down another hallway.
>Anon calmed down when Pinkie was out of sight.
>Vice Principal Luna heard about the incident and investigated.

>>42456889
>After interviewing witnesses and those involved separately, she had to conclude it was Pinkie's fault.
>Pinkie had already been told 'no' and pushed on anyway.
>Yes Anon had scared her, but as long as she wasn't in front of him, he had no particular issue with her.
>And honestly, Pinkie scared others all the time by suddenly popping out.
>So Anon and Norman made efforts to simply avoid Pinkie in particular.
>But there was no sign of her in the library today.
>Just the three of her friends that had suddenly sat down at Anon and Norman's table.
>Norman knew there were plenty of other places they could sit, so there must be a reason why they were here.
>Whatever. The faster they got what they needed to get done, the faster they could go away.
>Anon felt a bump at his foot. When he looked down he saw a small white rabbit.
>Norman quietly said "Hello ladies. What brings you by?"
Anon suddenly said "Hi Angel." and gently lifted the bunny to the top of the table and started petting with a gentle look on his face.
>The girls looked on in silence, shocked.
>Norman patiently explained "He gets on better with animals than he does with people."
>Norman then prompted "Anyway, you were saying?"
>Twilight found her nerve and said "Right. Sorry. Hello. So have you guys seen the posters about the off brand Sadie Hawkins dance tonight?"
Norman responded with "Yeah we've seen them. The Sadie Hawkins part seems off because it isn't a leap year though."
Twilight said "Yeah we get that a lot. Someone started it with odd timing quite some time ago and it became a tradition. And this year we're on the dance committee."
Norman said "Alright, so let me sum up where we are so far. Sadie Hawkins means girls ask guys. But you ladies are on the committee, so you've had the most notice of everyone. So you aren't here at the last minute to ask US to be your dates."
Twilight looked a bit relieved as she said "All of that is correct. We just have a duty to make sure you know it's tonight at the school and you are welcome to come, even without dates."
>Norman said "Alright, message delivered."

>>42456890
>Just then, Angel moved away from Anon and jumped off the table.
>Then he hopped about six feet toward the aisles of books in the back of the library, then paused and looked back at Anon.
>Then Angel turned again to the back of the library and hopped a dozen more feet, paused and looked back at Anon again.
>Applejack said "I'm just thinking aloud, but he might want you to follow him."
>Angel had traveled far enough that Anon could determine which aisle he was headed to.
>At the end of the aisle there was a head poking out with pale yellow skin and bright pink hair.
>A fleeting smile crossed Anon's face, then a look of sorrow and he quickly put his head on the table and hid his face with his arms.
>Rainbow couldn't take it and exclaimed "What's wrong with Fluttershy?"
Anon sat up straight and said "Nothing!" and then he continued a bit more slowly and said
"She's nice. She's a good person. She's... really nice."
>Then Anon put his head back on the table again.
>Rainbow tried to strike a more supportive tone as she said "So then what's the problem? Just try talking to her."
Anon sat bolt upright suddenly and said "I'M the problem ok? I get to mad at all kinds of silly things and sometimes I lash out! I didn't come to school to hurt her, you, or anyone else."
"I want to be a good person. I do. It's just everything gets so twisted by anger."
"I really don't want to hurt Fluttershy. She's better off staying away from me... Just like everyone else."
>Then Anon put his head on the desk again, hid his face with his hands, and started crying.
>Norman then spoke up "Ok girls. Thank you for the information and probably the best conversation he's had recently, but he's starting to get upset."
>As the girls got up Twilight said "We understand. Please excuse us."
>After class the girls got together and Fluttershy asked "What did he say? What did he say?"
>Rainbow responded with "Well the good news is he seems to like YOU plenty."
>Twilight then added "But the bad news is he doesn't seem to like himself much at all. So I'm sorry but I don't see anything happening there."

>>42456891
>Applejack followed with "Yeah he didn't reject you so much as he rejected himself. YOU he's fine with but he doesn't want to risk losing control and hurting you. Or anyone really."
>Rainbow then asked "But doesn't that give us another set of problems if they don't come tonight?"
>Twilight furrowed her brow and said "Maybe. But they didn't outright refuse. I'm thinking if Norman comes, Anon will be somewhere near."
>Applejack and Rainbow both said "Gotcha."
>Also after class Norman said to Anon "Hey I'd kinda like to go to that dance actually."
"Then you should." Anon said "It's a nice, normal, and healthy high school activity."
>Norman asked "What will you do?"
"I'll hang out in the upstairs classrooms. Won't be hard to leave some places unlocked and all the staff will be at the dance."

>>42456893
Surprise!
I had an internal debate on whether to just finish this before posting but on a whim I decided to post what I already had today.
This story features a much less well adjusted Anon than most.
Fairly different tone as well.
Hope folks enjoy it!
https://ponepaste.org/11289

>>42456899
Fingerbang really do be eatin with all this good recent green dropping left and right

>>42456919
Edit: good green and art dripping left and right
>>42456577
>>42456716

>>42456919
Edit: good green and art dropping left and right
>>42456577
>>42456716

>>42454957
Based.

>>42457074
Cute Sexy Trixah

Bump for sliderfag

>>42456899
Nice!

>>42457488
>>42457880
>>42458307
I just love them all!

>>42459543
She’s a cutie!

More Flutters

>>42457880
Booba

>>42458493
EQG Stream this sunday!
Countdown:
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/7841122/eqg-stream

Aaaand there's an 24/7 EQG Dedicated Server of UT2004, join and play with fellow anons!

Anchor for the anon coloring the bottomless humanized Fluttershy.
__________

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/3/23/1992885.png
(NSFW, obviously)

Requesting that this sketch of bottomless humanized Fluttershy is colored. Be sure to expose her genitals.

Reference for color and painting style (also NSFW):
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/1/338611.jpg

And this is how the original artist would draw female genitals in the similar pose and from the similar angle. (WARNING: NSFW, anthro and hyper)
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/2/3/1952001.png
__________

Or, if you want to finish it yourself, here is the incomplete painting (it too is NSFW):
https://files.catbox.moe/oepn57.png

>>42460236
very nice

>>42460814
Wew I’m loving this one

>>42461527
>>42461918
>rape

>>42462083
Can't be rape when the EqG always want sex

>>42462083
Based

>>42462534
I can hear that bed creaking

>>42462534
>>42462663
EqG being nymphomaniacs is based, yes

>>42462663
I bet the way she cries in horror sounds so hot

>>42462663
>I can hear that bed creaking
as anon >>42462873 cries in terror at being used endlessly by hot sex-crazed women

>>42453606
Just finished and incredible one shot. I wish you wrote green for more threads than here, you're really good.

>>42463185
>I wish you wrote green for more threads than here
Like where? Does anyone else even read green anymore?

>>42463707
Not that Anon, but yeah, people still read greens when they're posted. As for where, both /shim/ and /dzg/ could do with more greens.

>>42463726
I guess that makes sense

>>42462083
>Raping Adagio
Not easy but not impossible

>>42463707
>Does anyone even read green anymore?
I have an odd (to me) story that says yes they do.
So as many of you likely know already, I started a new green on Tuesday, because that's when I post greens.
So far it's gotten a pretty normal reaction here, but I put it on ponepaste just because it's good form.
I also keep a tab on my profile on ponepaste because I like feedback on views.
Since I posted it roughly two days ago, my new green has gotten 75 views on ponepaste!
Now I'm not posting that just to brag, but also to express confusion.
I mean I'm GLAD folks are reading my green, I'm just confused on why they are reading it on the paste and not here?
So yes, folks read greens, but they don't always behave in ways you expect.

>>42463726
For what it's worth for /shim/ I originally was writing my Pro wrestling Shimmer green for them but they didn't seem to care. Pretty much unless it's Anon/Shimmer smut/romantic green Noone cares all that much. I am also willing to admit that some criticism to that green was that the characters weren't interesting so there my limitations as a writer too.

>>42462083
In Soviet Equestria, Adagio rapes you

>>42462083
The amount of unnecessary salt from the same Canterslut autist this generated is better than his colonposting meltdown on /trash/ months ago

>>42462083
>>42464700
>not posting EqG
gay

>>42464551
>>42462083
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/7/10/2087878__explicit_grimdark_artist-colon-theminus_adagio+dazzle_human_equestria+girls_g4_ahegao_anal_animated_arm+behind+head_bondage_boots_bouncing_bouncing+bre.gif

>>42464776
>face mask
unf

>>42464632
There’s a lot of people here who read but never say anything.

>>42464632
>>42464798
Also, using popular tags tends to get clicks.

>>42453606
Hey grey, is the next part of the Cup Cake smutfic ready yet?

>>42456577
>>42456716
Excellent work blessed draw friends.

>>42463294
Unf that moon body…

>>42464648
I have no interest in wrestling, whether pro or otherwise, so I guess that might have something to do with it. As for the Anon/Sunset part, I think you can post a green without that, and still have a following as long as the story's good and everyone is in character.

>>42464648
I've read several greens about stuff I don't care about, I remember reading one about initial D despite never being into either cars or the anime. But it was fun and silly and kept my attention.
Like the other anon said, doing your own thing can still get you a following. Its just unfortunate that more often than not its a silent one

>>42465479
>I've read several greens about stuff I don't care about
Same here. For me I’ve gotten tired of the same formulaic romance and smutfics, so I don’t bother reading them anymore. But I feel like I’m in the minority here so that’s been disheartening. Whenever something new and potentially interesting drops I’ll probably read it.

>>42464817
Canon.

Hello, Sunset Shimmer nude edit requester here (with the original image being https://derpibooru.org/images/2080967 ). The latest edit made is https://files.catbox.moe/n9imze.png , and I have suggested the editor the two ways to make her breast(s) more natural while keeping the size ( https://files.catbox.moe/cfpkzy.png ). I hope the editor has read my suggestion, and is working on it.

>>42465846
Cute!

>>42453606
>coloratura and post crush crossover
based original premise i’ve never seen anyone do before

Warning: NSFW
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1646/86/1646868162196.png

Could someone remove the remaining parts of clothing off this humanized Rarity, and apply some gravity to her breasts? The zero-gravity boobs are weird as fuck, you know.

But if redrawing the breasts is out of your capacity, or if you are busy right now, you can just remove that part first. Boobs with correct physics can wait, I guess.

>>42468722
Neat

>>42468225
>>42468403
>>42469639
>>42470121
Ty for the ponka

>>42469196
>[Deleted]
but why?

>>42470380
Quick move to save the thread from Sliderfag earlier today, sorry.

>>42470395
ah, ok

>>42470395
damn we better watch out

>>42470312
Always welcome

>>42460845
Reminder!
Only 10 hours to go!

Countdown:
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/7841122/eqg-stream

>>42466450
>>42466944
>>42467606
Can’t stop getting Hard to Mi Amore Cadenza~

Can you sluts create some content like a video game or the basis for one? maybe a fanfiction?

Just do something creative other than posting sluts all the time. I don't know, draw charts & diagrams with their slut level, fetishes, etc. and make a game out of it just do something more productive than copy-pasting images.

>>42471805
There’s green and original art right here in the thread, retard.

>>42471899
it's a shitpost
>>42470059
ignore

>>42471928
It's a content post.
>>42470059
Pay attention.

Anchor for the full nude edit of two different Cogbrony pics.

Here are what I've been requesting, by the way.

1. Remove the top from Wallflower blush.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/21/2432984.png

2. And merge the following images to remove all clothings and cowprint from both Sci-Twi and Fluttershy.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/10/2342648.png
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/10/2342650.png

As always, if you need references for the way the artist draws nipples, switch your booru filter to either "Maximum Spoilers", "18+ R34", "Everything" or similar, and search for:
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artist:thebrokencog, -edit, sideboob, nipples

>>42471928
Oh so it’s an autist trying to feel like he affected something online again.
@42471974
I’m sorry you have to bend over backwards doing this to cope with this thread having nice things despite the abysmal state this board is in. It must be difficult reaching for those imaginary internet points. The fact that you’re probably going to samefag just to give yourself a proper (You) will only further prove this.

>>42471185
Almost starting!

>>42460845
BARBIES ARE COMING ON

https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream

>>42472412
glori looks so cute here

>>42473780
>>42473782
would

I want to cum inside these hotties on a yachtty.

>>42474168
same

>>42474168
The things I’d give up to hypnotize them all into gangbanging me with their magical powers…

>>42474327
>hypnotize them all into gangbanging me with their magical powers…

>>42474327
>Applejack goes last because there's the chance she straight up kills you nearing her climax
>Dash goes second to last because of friction burns
>There is no reason to believe Pinkie's explosions hurt but just in case they make sure there's no clothes at her reach
>Twilight either gives a mindblowing performance or somehow fucks everything up for the rest of the girls
>If at any point Sunset uses her powers she just goes limp while riding you for a couple of minutes

I've no clue how Flutter's animal speak can get incorporated into this without turning it for the worse. Also Rarity shield condom/dildo depending on what she feels

>>42474403
Even better:
>They're all trying to go first

>>42474403
>Rarity
>Condom
Nonsense, that lady loves it raw!

>>42474571
The shield is in front of her cervix.

>>42474403
You have AJ and RD fine (although RD should have lube on hand if she wants any chance at a second time.
With Pinkie, well explosions and nudity don't really mix as a general rule, but our perfectionist party planner might use them as a backdrop on holidays like the 4th of July, Chinese New Year, and Arbor Day.
Twilights powers can be used to create all kinds of positioning but she would quickly understand the importance of a mutual rhythm.
For Sunset and Fluttershy, you have to expand your focus a bit.
With Sunset it's literally as simple as after you finish, she checks out how it felt for YOU!
With Fluttershy its like I said, expand the focus. In that other show, she uses animals to make music. Gets easier once you realize that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofyL_qOltDo
With Rarity I'm reminded of an idea I had while reading King of the Castle by Cosmic Butthole. In that story Rarity experiences wardrobe malfunctions at 2 different times. I never asked CB about that, but a pet theory I had was that Rarity subtly used her powers to mess with her clothing.
Imagine Rarity sultrily strutting towards Anon while effortlessly shedding clothes.
If anyone else has ideas I'd love to hear them!

>>42475054
Unhooking her undies~!

>>42466059
you've been asking for this for a while now
pick which breast shape you want and i'll do it for you

>>42475310
It's okay, I got it for now. Was getting around to doing it since posting >>42441838 last thread.
>>42466059
How's this? I did both like I promised.
https://files.catbox.moe/efa1bv.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mh6o0h.png
For transparency, I'm a bit caught up writing the first chapter of and drawing the cover art for Bros With Benefits volume 2 for now to post on FimFic tomorrow, but maybe the guy I replied to above can do any final modifications on my behalf if the Cup Cake story I'm doing doesn't take too much time on Wednesday.
>>42464855
Aiming for Wednesday, due to everything I said above.
>>42467970
>>42463185
>>42454397
Thanks. There's more from the one I posted at the end of last thread that I've been debating whether to keep and make public or delete due to it getting kinda (extra) dark. I pretty much did everything I needed with the plot with what I already posted, but I'll post the rest of the secret part if anyone wants it. It's a bit upsetting, though. Just a warning.
>>42456577
I hope I'm not late checking out this horse-girl racing game because it seems really cute and trendy as of late last month.
Great work, though.
>>42456716
Nice to see this good stuff from you. Freckles on SciTwi makes lots of sense.
>>42456899
I enjoy the change in tone.

>>42475724
Post it

>>42471185
>>42471466
>>42472412
How many GD fags are there? Three? Two and a fake man?

>>42476599
One here who counts as a million.

>>42476921
Unf

>>42476599
All me.

Why is it so hard to push forward? I feel like everything I come up with I'm just not satisfied.

Also it's fascinating to see your ponepaste randomly go from 4 or 5 views a day to 15 views in a day and 2 new favs.

>>42476921
I miss JJ

>>42477869
Someone feed her something

>>42477968
wheres that weed appetite when u need it

>>42477968
>>42478088
She's a vegan.

>>42477297
Writers block sure is hell

>>42478099
You know they got fried vegan food now?

>Evening came and Norman went to the dance.
>Anonymous went up to a third story classroom to work on some homework and periodically text his buddy.
>This was something they had learned to do at Bullworth where divide and conquer strategies happened a lot.
>As a counter strategy, a close friend would text you every so often and expect a response.
>The response might even be a code phrase in some circumstances.
>In any event, not getting a response translated as 'go help your friend!'
>At Bullworth, this was so common it barely had to be explained.
>But here at CHS Norman had to explain the concept every time.
>Many people struggled with how to respond.
>Their first instinct was to invite anyone of their classmates to come over.
>But then they recalled that Anonymous had some special issues.
>And yeah, Anonymous coming here could cause some REAL problems!
>And yet, no one wanted to say anything bad to Norman about his friend either.
>So they stuttered and stammered their way through that part of the conversation.
>Then at some point, a small quiet voice said "E-excuse me Mr Norman?"
>Norman turned around, noticed Fluttershy, and said in a soft polite voice "Yes Miss Fluttershy?"
>As Norman had turned, he had noticed several of Fluttershy's friends nonchalantly hanging around and pretending to not be paying attention.
>That was worth an internal chuckle.
>Fluttershy said "Oh you don't have to call me 'Miss'. Just Fluttershy is fine."
>Norman kept up the calm and polite tone as he responded "Why thank you Fluttershy. Please feel free to call me Norman. How can I help you tonight?"
>Fluttershy spoke with a tiny bit more confidence at Norman's gentle treatment of her. "Thank you too Norman. Well to be honest, I've heard several folks mention you've been texting Anonymous while you're here. That gave me an idea. Would you be willing to give Anonymous my number so he could text me?"
>Norman curled his lip in thoughtful consideration. "Oh I see. That's actually pretty creative. My compliments on that."
>Fluttershy gave a soft smile and said "Thank you."
>Norman said "You're quite welcome. Yes I'll do that for you, but I have to be honest. I have no idea if he'll do it. Nothing like this has ever happened to him before."
>Fluttershy asked "He's never texted a girl before?" Then she immediately worried she had overplayed her hand.

>>42479797
>Norman suppressed a gentle chuckle and said "Not in any way he would consider social. Look I'm going to help you out a bit here and lay down some facts. He's never had a girlfriend because he's generally clueless that a girl might be interested in him. I'm saying my best friend is a bit dense when it comes to the ladies."
>Fluttershy was hanging on Norman's every word and saying "Oh my."
>Then Norman added "But you and Angel have made it the farthest with him I've yet seen. So best of luck.
>Fluttershy gently smiled and said "Thank you. Here's my information for Anonymous." And she handed Norman a folded paper.
>Norman said "Alright. I'll get this to him, but like I said, that's all I can promise."
>Fluttershy kept smiling as she said "Thank you." and skipped away.
>A bit later up on the third floor, Anonymous had a sudden bout of dizziness.
>Fortunately he had been sitting already. the sensation lasted around twenty seconds and then it stopped.
>A few minutes later it seemed the front of the school was lit up for some reason.
>Anon was in a side-facing classroom and didn't have a direct line of sight to the front of the school.
>But it was easy enough to tell there was a lot more light than expected down there.
>Anonymous texted Norman to ask about the light at the front, but the message eventually came back as undelivered.
>That was new.
>In fact, that had never happened at CHS before.
>But realistically it could be almost any type of network issue as far as he knew.
>The best thing to do would be to wait a couple of minutes and resend the message.
>Then he saw the lights in the hallway through the window in the classroom door.
>Best guess is it was multiple flashlights from one end of the hallway.
>The lights disappeared.
>After about twenty seconds they came back.
>Seemed like they were getting closer.
>Then the lights disappeared again.
"They're trying doors." Anon said softly to no one in particular.
>It wasn't staff. Staff would be one janitor with ONE light, not multiple.

>>42479803
>For a moment, Anon considered hiding.
>Then he ruled it out because that would put him in a weaker position if they searched the room and found him.
>Instead he stood at the front of the class, two steps in front of the teacher's desk, and waited with arms crossed.
>Five figures dressed in black with black ski masks on entered the classroom. Watching each other as they entered. Two were taller than the other three.
They froze and looked at me when I said "Hello."
>One of the taller ones asked in a scratchy voice "Why isn't he asleep?"
>The other tall one answered "Dunno. Might be that non-standard brain he has."
>The three smaller ones asked in unison "What're we gonna do?"
>The second tall one said "You three take off before he gets upset. We're gonna talk to him."
>The smaller trio exchanged glances and exited the classroom without another word.
I asked the remaining two "Where's Norman?"
>The second one said "He's safe."
>The first one with the scratchy voice said "Yeah he's safe. Him and the other guys are napping while they take a trip."
"A trip you say? May I ask where?"
>The second one said "If we told ya, I doubt you'd believe us. BUT we can take you to Norman and the others with no problem!"
>The first one said "Yeah!" eagerly.
"Do you have ANY idea how bad this all sounds? It's a mass kidnapping at the very least. And you STILL want me too? Needing a full set is starting to sound ritualistic. And it's a ritual where consent is VERY optional at the very least. How would you react if I had kidnapped every other girl in school and asked you to come along like this?"
>For a minute they were silent with no idea how to respond. Then the second one said "Ah can see where you're coming from. And it certainly doesn't help that we aren't allowed to tell you everything. But the guys ARE safe and no one is going to harm them."
"Assuming that's true for the sake of argument and leaving aside the question of 'how', there's still the big question of 'why'? As in 'Why would you even consider kidnapping EVERY guy at school?' There HAS to be a convincing reason. And then there's the big question that's going to be very telling."
>The first one asked "What's the big question then?"

>>42479811
"The big question is simple 'What will you do when I say no?' I mean, you can't force me after all."
>The first one asked "Don't think girls can fight? There's two of us!"
"Oh I KNOW girls can fight, please understand that. At Bullworth some girls were just as violent as the guys. So understand that I WILL hit a girl before you do something reckless. If anything the reason to take it easy on you is there's ONLY two of you. So with that said, how sure are you that you need every guy?"
>The second one said "Unfortunately we DO need every guy. I'd like to ask you again, will you please come with us? You won't be harmed."
"Said the lady wearing the mask." I commented.
The second one said "Sorry. I forgot we were wearing them. The masks were never for you." Then she looked at her compatriot and the both nodded and unmasked.
>The first one was Rainbow Dash and the second was Applejack.
>Applejack smiled at me and asked "So will you please come with us?"
>That smile from a pretty girl hit hard. A part of me wanted to say yes.
>Thank god it wasn't Fluttershy smiling at you. For HER you might have gone.
>But this whole thing still stank to high heaven.
>They really should have found a way to leave Norman and me alone!
>Norman was my friend.
>My ONLY friend.
>And they were taking him FROM me.
>Was it actually ok to start getting mad here?
>Probably? But keeping a level head would likely get better results.
>It sucked having an actual reason to get mad and not do it. Very annoying.
"I don't know why you girls are doing this."
"And honestly I don't really care."
"I have one friend. That's Norman."
"And I want him BACK!"
>Applejack sighed and said "I understand. And I wish I could. But we don't have the ability to get any of the guys back before they're set to return. I'm sorry. But like I said, they won't be harmed."
"You think taking Norman away isn't doing any harm?" I asked with my voice getting louder in my frustration. "Have you asked your friend Pinkie about that?"
>They both stiffened at that reminder that Pinkie was scared out of her wits by me.
>Rainbow said "Leave Pinkie out of this."
"Gladly! Just give me back Norman and everyone can go their merry way!"
>Applejack said "I already told you we can't do that. For the next couple of days, the only way to see Norman is to come with us."
I looked Applejack in the eye and said "Not happening."
>Rainbow said "Well we tried talking to him first. We can tell Fluttershy that at least."
>Applejack responded with a simple "Yup."
>Then Rainbow Dash charged at me..

>>42479819
So here we are again.
In a situation without enough information for easy answers.
Who's the good guy?
Who's the bad guy?
What if neither side labels that easily?
Will it get any easier to tell next week?

>>42479819
>>42479848
Good stuff m8

>>42475724
>Aiming for Wednesday, due to everything I said above.
It's Wednesday, Grey! Ready with the Cup Cake story?

>>42476921
unf

>>42475724
>Thanks. There's more from the one I posted at the end of last thread that I've been debating whether to keep and make public or delete due to it getting kinda (extra) dark.
That depends, does anything bad happen to Adagio?

>>42455048
>>42481582
Did you know breast orgasm really exists?
>>42456716
>"It's temporary I promise!"
>>42471466
You can take 1 (one) non-electric appliance with you.
What is it?

>>42475724
Editors are the best.
>>42477297
Writers are the best.
Also.
>when she sees Anon and Sunset use Wallflower's faux invisibility stone

>>42483349
>You can take 1 (one) non-electric appliance with you.
>What is it?
Fidget spinner.

>>42483375
Hahahahaha.

>>42483349
>You can take 1 (one) non-electric appliance with you.
>What is it?
A mechanical watch.

>>42483257
>>42483260
>>42483266
>>42483268
>>42483277
Nice

>>42465479
>One about Initial D.
Like. an actual Initial D fic or my Initial D inspired green? That was a favorite of mine and it saddens me it's my least viewed "main" green" (Alanamous is on it's way to surpass it already)

>>42483733
Cute

>>42484206
And sexy

>>42483349
Can opener?

>>42485562
Making AJ sad is the worst mistake of them all

>>42485562
who would beat your sorry ass the hardest?

>>42485693
Looks like Ponk is the most pissed there, and a pissed off Ponk is very bad for you.

>>42485693
Penka about to go super saiyan

>>42485693
Not pictured in that image: SciTwi about to unleash the inter dimensional plant tentacles upon you.

>>42486560
Based

>>42486560
She will do it cutely!

>>42487768
Nice

>>42485928
Surprise super saiyan

>>42474327
Huh

>>42453606
Forgot those girls existed until seeing this.

>>42453548 (OP)
New humanized&EqG thread?

>>42485662
Not as dangerous as making her mad.

>>42488740
if you want, but i can't be around often enough to bump though

>>42489037
True

>>42489627
Cute pixels

There's a zombie story I've been trying to find for the last couple hours and I'm losing it. It starts with Twilight waking up and Rainbow calling her telling her to go to the school because an outbreak happened.

>>42485562
POV: you just rejected Applejack's romantic confession

>>42490091
>"girls! do you think what i'm thinking!?"
>"yeah!"
>"Anon is...still single then!"
>angry sex commences

>>42490091
Or
>She has a crush on you, but you say you don't like apples
>Worse yet your favorite fruit is one she hates

>>42488037
I got that

pump

page 10 bump

>>42490439
Oranges?

>>42472525
Hello!

>>42491574
Cute!

>>42491474
Maybe, I'm actually not sure what fruit Applejack hates. Definitely wouldn't be pairs if it's after she finds out about her mom being Pear Butter. Though Oranges sounds like a good one for it.
>She has a crush on you, but then you tell her you don't like apples and don't want to eat an apple dish she made
>You like oranges instead
>This makes her heartbroken, and her friends get angry with you

>>42492104
My other guess would be strawberries.

>>42492379
Actually that could be better as a fruit for her to hate. I realized with oranges, there's aunt orange in the family. So even if oranges might not be her favorite, maybe she wouldn't outright hate it, but strawberries...
>A fruit that most people like
>The 'overly sweet' fruit that's overblown and overrated
>If Applejack had a hipster mindset of hating them because of their popularity
>If the boy she has a crush on dislikes apples while loving strawberries

I'll just leave this here. Feel free to add your own takes on your sluts.

>>42492392
Also strawberries go bad extremely quickly

>>42493057
I don't like incest, but everytime I see the drawings like this, I want to see the explicit drawings of lesbian sex (including tribbing, missionary position, breast sucking, and much more) in that particular drawing style.

>>42493353
That artist does do a lot of them

>>42493353
Very based

>>42491679
Now brought to life!

>>42494976
Very nice!

Bump for Sliderfag

>>42496208
She’s so fuggin cute

>>42496284
Cutest little mad scientist this side of the portal.

Does anyone know of any way to get a removed pastebin link to work? I've got an old story that got nuked unfortunately. I've already tried the wayback machine but it's only got part of it on there. Alternatively, anywhere someone may have posted it?

>>42496350
Try ponebin, or the old mega link that has lots of old pastebin stories backed up on it.

>>42453548 (OP)
Never before have I wanted to be a ghost that had a dick that could go through glass but still make contact with everything else.

>>42496208
Would Protect that happiness as though she were my own daughter

>>42479848
Your greens are really cute

>>42497807
Unf

>>42496208
She's thinking about the evil thing Anon did to her.

>>42498689
What would that be? What did Anon do?

>>42494976
Aww, that’s too cute. great work!

>>42499058
He took her last cupcake

>>42499677
He WHAT!?

>>42499677
Too far

>>42500807
Sexy sideboob and booty~

Bump for Sliderfag

>>42500807
With the size of those honkers you’d expect her spine to look more messed up.

>Rainbow Dash was charging at me with her arm outstretched, clearly intending to clothesline me as she passed.
>When she was 3 inches from contact I bent my knees and let gravity take me down.
>It would look to her like I suddenly disappeared.
>While I was squatted, I bumped her hip lightly with my shoulder.
>This was enough to throw her off balance while moving at combat speed.
>As I stood up, she was careening head first into the window sill.
>She then fell to the ground as I faced off with Applejack in a casual stance.
>Applejack grimaced and started approaching me with the light dancing steps of a boxer.
>It wasn't the worst idea to try to throw off my timing with rapid footwork, but the experience gap was far to wide between us.
>When she did throw a punch, I dodged by leaning to the side.
>While I did that, I grabbed her hips and pulled her towards me while sticking out a foot to trip her.
>She went down. Narrowly missing the teacher's desk in the process.
As they rose to their feet while eyeing me warily, I said "Please feel free to tell me when you've had enough. And remember, all I actually want is my friend back."
>All the while I was keeping my stance and speech casual.
>They were persistent.
>It took 9 more throws EACH before they gave up.
>They had plenty of scrapes and bruises from being thrown to the ground so much, but no broken bones or major injuries.
>It might take a couple of days, but they would basically walk this off.
>Rainbow asked "So what now?"
I said "Well what I want hasn't changed. I want Norman back."
>Applejack said "And I already told you. WE don't have the ability to promise that. And while I can't say why, I really don't think they would send him back anyway."
>Then Applejack got a weird look in her eyes.
>It wasn't the obvious pain and frustration..
>It looked like,.. pity.
>Applejack said "I really wish you would let us take you to him. You don't know what's coming here."
"And let me guess." I said. "You can't tell me that either."
>"No." was all she said, and pounded her fist on the floor in frustration.
"Wonderful." I said.

>>42502850
Then I turned towards the door with the three heads silhouetted in the window and declared "I'd like to leave the classroom peacefully now."
>The heads backed up to the other side of the hallway and let me out unimpeded.
>When I was halfway to the stairs, one of them shouted at me "That was mean!"
>I stopped and turned around to face them.
"Mean?" I asked and then asked something else. "You were watching?"
>They exchanged quick glances and nodded.
I kept my distance as I said "When I asked them to not kidnap my friend, they came at me with raised fists."
"All I did was throw them down."
"I didn't hit them with my fists."
"I didn't kick them when they were down."
"Now I can understand that maybe that was the most violent thing you've ever actually seen."
"But I happen to think I was being pretty nice about it."
"After all, no one broke any bones."
"No one has to go to the hospital."
"Heck, in a few days any marks will heal."
"And tomorrow morning, they'll be able to walk to school on their own."
"But yeah, I'm mean old Anonymous because I didn't want to be kidnapped."
>They had nothing to say back.
"Just go help your friends." I said as I turned and went home.
>The next morning I went to school on my own for the first time without Norman.
>It felt like most of the people that saw me were staring.
>No wait, they actually WERE staring!
>Most of them looked nervous, but some were downright SCARED.
>As I got closer to school, it seemed folks were giving me a wider berth than normal.
>Also I wasn't seeing any other guys, but I had mostly expected that.
>But the lack of guys made it seem more alien somehow.
>There was a crowd around the doors of the school.
>Someone in the back of the crowd saw me coming and everyone went inside post haste!
>There was a notice next to the door.

>>42502853
>It led off with "MANDATORY EVACUATION!"
>Then it advised students that school was optional today and would only last 2 hours.
>But it also asked students to report to one of three classrooms so attendance records could be taken.
>I chose Ms. Cherilee's class at random and headed there.
>As I did so, my fellow students were clearly trying to get away from me.
>Entire hallways cleared out essentially the moment I appeared.
>Normally folks would just leave Norman and I a clear path.
>Now it was like these girls were just running scared.
>I got to the classroom and opened the door.
>Everyone turned and stared at me in shock.
>As if they couldn't quite believe what they were seeing.
>Ms. Cherilee recovered first and said "Why hello Anonymous. We didn't know if you would come today. As it happens, school is completely optional today so you can go home or visit family in another city if you want."
"Um Thank you but school isn't optional for me." I said after a small time of consideration. "My dying father made me promise I would finish school and come every day I was healthy enough to walk to school."
"No family left."
"Closest I had was Norman."
>The mood in the room had suddenly shifted.
>There were still notes of fear.
>But now there was also pity.
>And guilt.
>Ms. Cherilee was about to say something when Trixie stood up from the desk nearest the door and said "Excuse me."
>All heads turned to her.
> Trixie said "Anonymous, we're sorry to hear about your father. We didn't know. We're also sorry about, everything else, but we can't be here."
>Then she turned and left.
>Most of the class followed her.
>Some were openly crying.
>Only Ms. Cherilee and four students stayed.
>The four students were Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Fluttershy.

>>42502858
Short entry today, but there's a good reason!
I felt I had to rewrite the fight scene differently from my original vision.
Originally that fight was going to be a LOT more brutal because that reflects my experience of getting into fights when I was younger.
Especially fights against multiple opponents.
Now I well understand that not everyone reading this will have ever had a fistfight with more than one opponent at the same time.
And far fewer will have won. That is the nature of these things.
So I will inform you that when it happens, if you see an opening, you take it.
These things happen FAST, so you have to react fast.
And when throwing a punch, for example, speed will translate to power.
Holding back is MUCH less of an option.
That's the reality according to my personal experience.

But I'm writing fiction here. And while I needed a fight to happen for this story, Anonymous brutally wiping the floor with members of the Mane Six feels wrong for this board.
So I gave him some akido/jiu jutsu throwing skills that I don't really think fit, but were much more acceptable in the place where I'm writing.
A fair compromise I'm hoping.
There's also another elephant in the room to address.
Guys fighting girls. Some will cling to the opinion that this is always wrong.
Yes it's an opinion. And also yes, folks have a right to have an opinion I might disagree with. That's the nature of free speech. Very often the stuff you MOST disagree with is what needs to be protected.

And with all of THAT said and out of the way, there's only one or two more parts coming to this story.
Answers will start to happen.
And you only think you're ready!

>>42502916
I like it!

>>42503462
cute

>>42442876
If you’re the kind to complain there’s no good content anymore but then ignore content when it’s too different for your taste, you are part of the problem.

>>42502916
Looking forward to the next part

>>42453606
>Drops this masterpiece then disappears for the whole thread again

how tall you think are EQG compared to actual real life humans?

>>42505193
Roughly the same.

>>42505193
They seem to all be the same height where irl high school girls vary in height. That said, it’s kind of hard to tell because of that.

Any AI experts in the thread know how to gen some good rfred/bimbosparkles bimbo Gilda?

>>42505362
Ask genfren when he shows up again. I don’t think anyone else knows how to do it.

>>42505362
are you asking for the prompts or the the whole genning process?

>>42505502
Prompts. I'm on Civitai.com.

>>42505502
NTA but I’d like the genning process

>>42505540
i don't remember the prompts and i can't check it now but it's probably something like: "bimbo, bimbo makeup, excess makeup, big lips, lipstick" etc
>>42505931
recently i wrote a short tutorial for some anon:
>>42479442
>>42479451
>>42479458

>>42506227
There's a LOT of AI in that thread...

>>42506901
Bet that dress is the only thing she’s wearing besides the shoes.

>>42506901 >>42507136
Requesting seethrough edit, with definitely visible nipples and vulva.

>>42507306
That’d be hot

>>42507306
Why?

>>42507920
Why not?

>>42475724
>https://files.catbox.moe/efa1bv.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/mh6o0h.png
I'm sorry for the late reply. Anyway, I'll go with the second one. But could you move her nipple a bit down?

>>42507239
>>42508505
>>42508743
>>42508935
>>42509714
they should wear even less

>>42510003
True

>>42510047
Damn, looking at the thumbnail, I thought she was fully naked.

>>42510078
Lol I didn’t realize that until just now too. I thought I posted the wrong pic by accident and panicked that it was too late to delete it because 30 minutes had passed. Good thing it’s only the thumbnail being weird I guess.

>>42510111
Did you make that image, though? If yes, is there an alternative version with pink nipples and exposed vulva?

>>42510130
I didn’t make the image.

>>42510178
It's alright. Just found the lewder images of RD from the same artist on Derpibooru.

>>42510195
I found them too now that you mentioned them. They’re… not bad.

>>42510003
Agreed. Requesting nude edit of those pics and >>42511645.

>Page 9 one hour later
Sliderfag is at it again I see.

>>42511827
A lot of pics to edit

>>42512105
very sad sight to see
why are zoomers scared of sex?

>>42512251
It’s not that.
Sliderfag is just a loser.

Hello there Barbie fuckers, I made some greens for another thread that you guys just might like. 1st is finished, the 2nd is going to get finished tomorrow or the next day after. Enjoy, and tell me what you think.

>First story: https://ponepaste.org/11312

>Second story: https://ponepaste.org/11313

>>42512536
Neat

>Finally have free time.
>Writers block
>Writing resumes.
>Work schedule fucks my free time up.

It's a unique kind of hell

>>42513325
Hot

>>42512764
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Anything you didn't like about it? I'd like to fix those.

>>42513581
Pretty much just liked it as a pretty solid green. Will be keeping an eye out for when you finish the second one once I have time this weekend.

cum to pinkie

>>42512536
>>42513581
Maybe don’t start greens with anything like “be anon” next time. Or better yet try writing one without him and see where you can go with it story wise. I like the green but I also want to try to encourage writefags to try to branch out their creativity when I get the chance. Just my advice though, Anon is overdone and this has been old since a decade ago imo.

>>42513916
This guy gets it

>>42513974
I agree, but I do like Anon and the classic introduction. Still, I should try to be more creative, and my next story will not include Anon, just to see what I can do with it.

>>42513581
I would prefer if the non greentext writing was Anon’s considering he doesn’t speak as frequently as the other characters, and it’ll do a better job at breaking up the greentext rather than have long stretches with multiple EQG characters speaking

>>42477297
Great job Betanon! Hope your writing block is getting better. I'd like to start reading your work. Any stories your recommend?

>>42514025
That makes sense. From the greens I've seen, it is typically Anon who has green text, and everyone else gets normal text. Actually now that I'm looking at the greens its actually the reverse. What kind of Mandela Effect do I have? Anyway I had a feeling that it was kind of hard to follow when multiple characters who aren't Anon are speaking, but I figured giving them unique ways of speaking or implementing catch phrases might help with that.

Actually now that I'm reading it, certain parts are still confusing, even to me. I'm going to add stuff to that part so it's a bit easier to read and understand, as well as follow your suggestion. Thank you Anon!

>>42514042
God ponka is so cute in that outfit
>>42514100
np

>>42513974
Really only gets you readers if you’re good enough to keep the green interesting without a self insert. Writefriends like grey can do that but they’re hard to come by these days.

>>42512443
i can't come up with any explanation as to why he targets this thread and cantersluts in particular besides he's a sex-frightened zoomer.

>>42514730
Losers slide threads they don’t approve of on this board all the time because it’s not even that difficult. It doesn’t matter what their motives are. They’re just losers.

How’s the pogo pinkie progress?

>>42515145
What's a pogo pinkie? Isn't Pinkie always jumping like a pogo?

>>42515181
A year or two back there were a couple greens of Pinkie hopping on a pogo stick with Anon happening to witness Pinkie’s “assets” also bouncing around. Grey’s been working on an animation regarding it.

>>42514730
At least we’re currently keeping the ai pics more under control here.
We have 6 ai pics out of 138 images so far.
They have 20 ai pics out of 60 images, one out of every three being ai including their OP right now.
No shade towards the ai anons who generate stuff who only post a couple of their pics here and there instead of flooding the thread.

>>42514100
I got an early criticism that it was hard to tell which character was speaking and took it to heart. Now I lead off dialog with who is speaking unless it's Anon.
Basically I want my stuff to be easy to read aloud to someone else.

>>42514042
??
I guess you can start with Cooking Anon. That seems to be my most praised work, and it features Pinkie Pie.

>>42513974
I remember the meme:
>>Be Anon
>Dropped
Every time someone started with “>Be Anon”
I’m not sure if that means we’re just less jaded now or if the Anon stories back then had no meaningful substance and people were sick of it. Maybe it’s both.

How much cock did wallflower taste 1 week after her redemption?

>>42517011
So much she changed her name to OP

>>42516408
Very good advice. I did a bit of that, but I tried to do a little of that as possible, as I think stories flow a lot better when it reads more like a movie script or play without having to open up with
>And character said,
everytime. Gets a bit annoying in my opinion, and I think there can be more creative ways to fix the problem, like making characters speak in a more unqiue way.

>Fer instance, ah am talkin' like Applejack an' y'all gotta stop callin' me a background pon-eh. >Or maybe I can speak cool, although I'm already awesome, being Rainbow Dash and all

I think it gets harder the more characters you add. I've been really struggling with Sunset Shimmer because I've never really understood her personality other than being angy, ashamed, and forgiving, and her way of speaking is very plain compared to the other characters.

But at the end of the day, readability is number 1 when reading anything. Even if flow suffers a little, and I am going to try to edit my green to make it more readable.

>>42453548 (OP)
>"You see me anonymous?"
>"Thanks to you i finally am able to take out my extrovert side."
>"You made me so happy."
>"As a thank you to you i will gladly let you watch me getting to be the happiest girl in this school with this big black cock!"
>"I hope youre as happy as i am watching me get pregnant."

>>42517272
Back when I used to write greens, I'd have a character do an action before speaking (i.e. >Applejack laughed >"Ah can't believe Rainbow though she could out-arm wrestle me!")

>>42517476
I think most writefags do that.

Where would you say EqG girls would land on this scale?

>>42518082
Between Uma and human when they pony up, human when they aren't/

>>42518082
And on a further note, he called us "Bronies". Not inaccurate, but it is a bit antiquated. We refer to ourselves as horsefuckers now, at least I think so. Older fags, please correct me if I'm wrong.

>>42518106
I've been calling myself a horsefucker since 2011.

>>42518106
Some accepted the term brony because they aren’t bothered by it, others want to be called horsefuckers and are more vocal about it since they care about the terminology so much more. There’s no actual rules to this so it’s whatever.

>>42518097
I agree with this answer.

>>42517040
>>42517011
>samefagging jokes

>>42519256
>>42519525
Fluttershy being blessed with a lewd body but being too shy to make use of it is peak story telling.

>>42519794
It’s certainly poetic

>>42519256
Requesting nude edit + a guy fucking her from behind.

>>42518082
Where would anthro fall under on that?

>>42521039
Hot

>>42520784
Booba Tea

What's with the Flutterdump?

>>42522124
Cause she’s hot.

hey, thanks for Flutter pics

>>42522188
Thank you for enjoying them.

>>42518116
Based

>>42520504
riding the centaur

>>42522494
I want to fingerbang each and every one of these girls

>>42522508
That’s the spirit brother

>>42523073
Nice

>>42522110
>>42519525
So funny how both of these are equally hot

I finally completed my 2nd green. I took some of your advice. Special thanks to these Anons.
>>42517476
>>42516408
>>42514025

Anyway, here is the story edited and finished.

https://ponepaste.org/11313

Give me your thoughts and your hate, if applicable.

>>42523956
Nicely done Anon, I will read it later.

>>42522494
Damn they’re cute

Tried AI audio genning locally with vibevoice
Not the worst considering this is my first try with audio, and it only took a few minutes. Could probably be improved a lot with some more audacity wizardry, but I'm still a novice with it.
https://files.catbox.moe/4qsotq.mp3
Just wanted to share this, won't spam the board with any more of these

>>42524852
I like it.

>>42475724
Grey, are you still there? It's been over a week, and I'm starting to get worried.

>Twilight was occupied writing into a rather large book it seemed.
>As I took a seat, Rainbow declared "I'm going to put a note on the door so no one is surprised by Anonymous being here."
>Applejack said "Anonymous, we're also sorry to hear about your dad. I barely remember mine, so I'm glad you had more time with yours."
Complicated feelings were going through me but I managed to get out a quiet "Thank you." this time.
"That reminds me. While I'm clear headed I need to ask for some help. Norman isn't around, so if I start to get angry and out of control, could you girls please keep me from hurting Fluttershy?"
>Twilight perked up from her book at that and asked "What about me?!?"
"Since you asked," I said. "you've always struck me as someone that could make a quick decision to run when needed. So you would help Fluttershy to run away is what I'm thinking."
>Twilight said "I.. guess that makes some sense."
>Suddenly Fluttershy quietly declared "It's ok Anon. I can help keep you calm during class."
>Then she walked to the desk in front of my and sat down.
>I was equal parts fearful and happy she was getting that close to me!
>Fluttershy then put the small white rabbit named Angel on my desk and asked "Would you like to give him a treat?"
>The tension had mostly left my body by the time she asked and I replied with a dumb smile and a nod.
>Ms. Cherilee whispered a question to Twilight "Will that work?"
>Twilight responded with "I think it has a good chance. I just saw it for the first time yesterday myself but apparently she's had Angel spend time with him several times before. And as you can see, he likes Anonymous and isn't shy about asking to be petted."
>While they weren't about to say it out loud, it occurred to all of them as I gave Angel a treat that it wasn't Angel eating out of my hand so much as Fluttershy had me eating out of hers.
>I thought it too.
>Didn't bother me a bit.
>While I was mostly focused on Angel, when Fluttershy looked around the room her friends gave her a supportive thumbs up for her good idea and for making progress with the boy she liked.

>>42525696
>The rest of class basically passed by without incident.
>Oh sure there were a few times when girls who were talking with each other came up to the door, went quiet when they read the note, and then quickly decided to go to a different classroom. But that had almost no impact on Anon playing with Angel.
>Angel really enjoyed the extra attention until he curled up next to my hand and went to sleep.
>It was fun even just watching the little guy sleep.
>He was probably normally asleep at this time, but had been willing to wake up for a treat and some attention. And who could blame him for that?
>Eventually however, Ms. Cherilee had to announce the end of class.
When that happened, I looked up at Fluttershy, who was looking right at me, and said "Thank you." with a relaxed smile.
>Fluttershy happily responded with "Oh you're very welcome. By the way, I think Twilight has something she wants to ask you."
>So I looked to Twilight who said "Oh, um, yes. Anon we were hoping you could come to the gym with us and play some dodgeball please?"
"While I do love me some dodgeball, it seems like an unneeded risk to others during the before and after. Thank you but I should probably pass for the safety of others."
>Twilight said "There's one more thing. We've been cleared to answer all of your questions and tell you what's happening as well. I just figured dodgeball was the safest way to have that conversation."
"Ah, that makes sense then." I said. "Ok, you got yourself a deal. Meet you at the gym in 5."
>Twilight responded with "Thank you." as I picked up my backpack and headed out into the halls.
>In theory I could have just gone with them to the gym but I wanted a moment to order my thoughts.
>That was a bit more challenging when Fluttershy was near.
>Obviously the big question was "Why did they try to kidnap ALL of the guys?"
>I mean, that's several hundred people! And if any other guys had escaped, I hadn't seen any sign of them.
>Any other questions I had depended on the answer to THAT question.
>But some contenders were "Why the emergency evacuation?" I mean, what could trigger that?
>Also "What's with the sudden emotional reactions?"
>Most of the time folks were appropriately wary of Norman and I. But now we, no *I*, was getting pity and guilt.

>>42525701
>Some girls had even broken out crying!
>That was WAY outside the reactions I normally got!
>Not to mention the hallway clearing.
>Basically it looked to me like everyone remaining was scared I was still HERE.
>Ms Cherilee had even discretely suggested I go to another city for some reason.
>But it was clear that Twilight and her crew were neck deep in this.
>So with my thoughts in order, I headed to the gym and answers.
>When I arrived at the gym, the others were in position surrounding what was obviously to be 'my' side of the court.
>Fluttershy was in 'her' court with several balls on the ground near her.
>Twilight was opposite her at the top end of my side.
>And Rainbow Dash was on the left side with Applejack on the right.
I took my place in the center of my side and said "Shall we begin?"
>As Fluttershy threw balls to her teammates, Twilight began talking. "This starts with other dimensions being real. We've locally been visited by at least 2 of them."
>That was an unexpected start! The girls were also throwing balls for me to dodge now.
>Twilight continued with "The first is a demon that comes every four years and takes a high school boy from this area and turns them into an agent of chaos and destruction."
"And today is demon day?" I asked.
>Twilight responded with "Yes. But there's more to tell. During the course of our research into the demon, we also made contact with a friendly dimension. They proposed a solution."
>"They would take our boys for two days until the danger had passed and then return them. We just needed to get the boys into one area the night before."
"And then I happened along and messed up the plan." I said. "But why couldn't you have told me this last night?"
>Twilight answered with "Because a few times in the past there were boys who got left behind like you and we told them everything. They promised to resist the demonic possession, but they lied. They eagerly took all of the power the demon offered them and became the most destructive ones."
>"And that happened even after we told them the price of that power. Which is it will burn you out and kill you within a day. Oh and it will also strip your personality away, which basically makes you an entirely different person."
>"And so their bad behavior burdened you."

>>42525704
"That's a bit to take in." I said. "But why were those girls in class crying?"
>This time it was Rainbow Dash that answered "Because the special needs kid is going to be a demon sacrifice! NO ONE is ok with that!"
>Applejack then somberly added "You should have been one of the most protected. But we failed."
"So why are you four sticking around if I'm demon chow at any minute?"
>Twilight took over answering again "Several reasons actually. First, we're guardians of a sort. When the demon takes you, a lot of power will be released in the area. We're going to take some of that power and fight the thing that takes you over."
I looked at Fluttershy and asked "Even you?"
>She looked down at first, then took a deep breath and looked me in the eye and said "When that thing takes you, it will be a mockery of everything you are now. You'll destroy buildings, kill people and even animals. All things YOU would never choose to do! So yes, even me."
>Applejack added "It's a mercy really at that point."
"Speaking of mercy, why not just kill me before all of that? Why am I still sucking air?" I asked.
>Twilight responded with "Well firstly, we're not killers. Secondly it's forbidden by our contract with Equestria. That's the friendly dimension."
"So what are the other reasons you're hanging around?" I asked.
Applejack answered "It's a mishmash of a lot of things. Like we're partly responsible for your only friend not being here. We owe you the duty to face this with you like he would have."
>Fluttershy said "No one should die alone."
>Twilight added "We need to remember you."
"To ourselves."
"To our classmates."
"And to the world at large."
>Rainbow said "You may have only had one friend, but you guys are insanely loyal to each other."
>Applejack added "You never hid the truth from anyone."
>Fluttershy said "You always tried to protect everyone from your worst side."
>Just then something odd caught my eye. There was an oval of red light in the front of the school.
>Which I could somehow see despite there being several walls between me and it.
"I think something's happening." I said as I stopped to look and several balls bounced off of me.
>Then a massive tendril of red smoke burst through the open doors and seized me.

>>42525709
Another entry down!
Did anyone guess the answers that were revealed?
Still one more entry to go to finish this thing one way or another!

See you next week!

>>42525735
Good stuff, man.

preggity!

>>42526104
Me on the right

>>42525937
not a lot of good ones, unfortunately

>>42526180
Me on the left.

>>42526104
>>42526180
Switch these responses
>>42526115
>>42526204
And you have Canterslut’s response

>>42526117
Could use a nonpreg edit

>>42526782
>Canterslut
Honestly with the way things are looking, the best that thread can do for itself is ignore Colonfag’s extremely repetitive posts the best they can and try to stay around just often enough to stop Sliderfag from pushing them off page 10 again. I’ve noticed those two anons in particular are becoming a massive detriment for that general (and a noticeable nuisance for the board itself) and that makes me feel bad for everyone else just trying to enjoy their threads, including Canterslut.
If any of those other anons in that general see this post, I want them to know they’re still welcome to just stay over here if they want, like some of them already do. They don’t have to though, they’re still entitled to have their own general and that’s fine. But I’m still tired of Sliderfag’s page 10 camping annoying the whole board.
Just had to say my piece about it.

Page 8 an hour and a half later.

>>42527379
Need

>>42529275
>That Celly
Holy neuron activation…

>>42529275
Shouldn't she have an alarm for that?

Requesting nude edit of either of the following images by Centinel303/Tana. No full nude edit is neccesary; you can just expose the nipples and vulva, at least.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/8/24/3664104.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/6/16/3625017.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/8/24/3664113.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/4/14/3586711.png

References for nipples and vulva (especially how they are colored on Technicolor skins):
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6466351
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6466353
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6799311
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6799313
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6896231
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6896233
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6944709
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3268360
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3268361
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6238624
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6987413

>>42529605
So beautiful

>>42529302
Anon himself is the alarm.