Thread 42465681

Your waifu belongs in the trash.

>>42465681 (OP)
Rarity is objectively better.

Respond to my thread.

>>42465687
Okay, but Pinkie is the best Waifu and she does not belong in the trash

Fact check: FALSE
>This post was fact-checked by real Fluttershy waifu chads

Best waifu, passing through

>>42465681 (OP)
No waifu belongs in the trash, but Anons put them there because they're posers who will drop their waifus for 3dpd in a heartbeat

>>42465691
Anyone who loves Chrysalis, must be being ironic.

>>42465690
A shit, I say! A SHIT!

>>42465695
Jealous donkey

>>42465692
Getting into ponies made me disinterested in my real life relationship
I didn't choose it

>>42465692
You can join Fluttershy in the trash. Make love to your petting zoo scented mare there.

>>42465692
Getting into ponies made me interested in my real life relationships
Because of the show's message

>>42465702
The show's message is to bully magicians and griffons and make racist comments about mules. And also hopefully you get handed a bunch of friends.

>>42465700
>>42465702
Former Anon - toto elaborate, the show did make me kinder and nicer to others and even them, I just felt that romantic pull disappear for whatever reason

>>42465692
getting into ponies didn't affect my real life relationships
the show's message also didn't affect me

>>42465702
you must be extremely retarded if you actually think that the shows message can translate into the real world

>>42465711
The show's message is that ponies are sexy and you should masturbate to them. And I know you masturbate to ponies at least once a day.

G5Chad checking in. You're damn right my wife belongs in the trash. SPLASH INTO TRASH. SPLASH INTO TRASH.

>>42465739
sex is wrong

>>42465739
I went a week and a half without clopping and I blew the biggest disgusting load

>>42465750
Exactly this but after only one day.

>>42465756
My Dash tulpa takes the biggest most disgusting smelly loads daily.

>>42465694
>Anyone who loves ponies must be being ironic
This is how you sound

>>42465746
Omg you are so retarded

>>42465694
You don't see the appeal in a succubus wife?

>>42465763
She's not a pony thougheverbeit.

>>42465811
She's better than a pony thougheverbeitever

>>42465740
not worth defending. she's the property of Discord besides.

>>42465888
She's way too big.

>>42465910
>t. manlet

>>42465900
Oh snap! SLAM! SLAM! Flutterfans on suicide watch.

I wonder if Fluttershy's pussy feels like butter.

>>42465888
True, She most definitely is. Nice trips.

>>42465910
False, She's the perfect size there.

>>42465700
>ez-gif.com-crop mouseu
Post discarded

>>42465928
Ezgif is the best gif editor. Even if you make a gif with Screentogif you have to take it to ezgif to get a better filesize.

>>42465928
mouseu skitzo? is that you?

>>42465943
Doesn't xhe give out gifs on paymeton?

OP here, I'm trans and brown btw.

>>42465739
i almost exclusively masturbate to EQGirls. ponies are not for sexual

>>42465987
Only one half of that is true.

>>42465999
OP here, forgot to mention that i'm brown.

>>42466012
You're definitely a shitskin, I give it to you.

>>42466017
actually i'm not OP. i wish i was this cool

>>42466017
>>42466020
>>42466050
Yare yare daze.

>>42466055
>Translation from Hindi: I shit on streets

>>42466057
That's actually weebspeak. A language too cultured for you to understand.

>>42466063 here
I meant to say jeetspeak FUCK

>>42466069
You know I'm the only one who plays along with you on this board. Everyone else just ignores you when you go into this weird stuff. I alone give you attention.

>>42466079
>gets his dogshit thread derailed
based brownoid

why are kids picking on manchildren?

>>42466088
Yes it's true, I am OP, brown, and I am Indian.

>>42466096
cute mare though, SLLSFHM

>>42465681 (OP)
All positives btw

>>42466180
You're late.

>Flutterflag poster appears
>All the racebait posts suddenly disappear.

>>42465691
I don't really see how you can waifu chrysalis

>>42466310
I don't really see how you can't

>>42466310
They aren't waifufags. They ignore the reality of her being a vicious cunt in canon and think it'll work out because black make pp go up. If they watched the show they would know she would rather kill them than get loveydovey

>>42466501
Is it true Chyralis fans, is it all because she's black? Is that what makes you penis hard? People with faces demand to know.

>>42465689
Pinkie Pie is everyone's favorite pony I think, even for those who waifu other ponies.
Also goddamn that's a lot of tummy, very rubbable

>>42466501
>Implying her being a vicious cunt isn't what I find attractive

>>42466512
No Pinkie is an annoying party slut. The only people who like her are those who are desperate, because Pinkie is the only pony that would even allow degenerate bronies around her. You could touch Pinkie and she'd be fine with it, not a single other of the mane 6 would want you to so much as sniff near them. Well, not you ugly gits anyway.

>>42466517
Answer the question about the blackness. We demand to know if it's because she's black. Why are other coloured mares not good enough for you?

>>42466534
You already know if it was just being a cunt then he would be a Cherryfag. The bug is the model for the black family, no father broken family, shithole life, violent, prone to chimp out

>>42466501
>the reality of her being a vicious cunt in canon
I do acknowledge this fact. I also acklowledge the fact that so-callen "canon" means little to nothing in the context of FiM.
>think it'll work out
It will. If you think otherwise, it will not. Funny how it works, huh?
>because black make pp go up
No, it is not the reason. That color still fits her as a horse-insect.
>she would rather kill them than get loveydovey
True. She requires a special approach, but nothing impossible.

>>42466522
Ok, so who is your favorite pony of the mane 6 then?
As far as I know, Pinkie Pie is pretty universally well-liked, both in her fictional world and by most bronies in the real world.
Also she isn't a slut, lol. She's the only one of the mane 6 to actually start a family, iirc.

When you think about it, her whole plan of taking over Equestria was REPARASHUNS for blaq bugs being held down by white pony society

>>42466569
Bruh, changelings should be kissing ponies' feet. Well, they do now. Didn't Star Swirl free them in the first place? They should be thankful, those little bastards

Why does rarity suck so hard

>>42466577
Strong grip.

>>42466576
The blaq bugs were exiled to the ghettos of Equestria, why would they be thanking them?

>>42466567
>She's the only one of the mane 6 to actually start a family
>This is real
I'm gonna be sick. Later seasons are genuinely unwatchable. Holy crap I'm actually going to puke.

>>42466522
Your ragebait falls right off of my brain, for it is full of Pinkie Pie.

>>42466598
No matter how bad you think you've got it, you'll never have it worse than Flutterfags.

>>42466598
So you're not happy for Pinkie Pie, I take it?
>>42466609
I'm not sure that this is the same thing.
Discord definitely loves Fluttershy, but Fluttershy just sees him as a really good friend. Not much more to say than that.
Pic-unrelated, just wanted to post this again because I love this image

>>42466598
>>42466648
But yeah, the later seasons are obviously complete ass. I especially hate that Season 6 episode where Rainbow Dash had DID or some shit.
Regardless, I'm happy that Pinkie Pie is happy.

>>42466648
It's time to let go little flutterboo.

>>42466673
I mean, it's an interesting discussion to have.
Does Fluttershy have feelings for him like that? If so, I would like to hear about an episode where she displays that.
It's been about a year or two since I've watched the full show, so I could've definitely missed something.

>>42466706
>>42466673
The most relevant episode I could think of might be the tea party one where Fluttershy has to prevent Discord from disappearing due to him not being his chaotic self.

>>42466706
Flutterfags DESPERATLY want an episode where Fluttershy and Discord just have sex, so they can sit in the cuck chair and watch it.

>>42466706
Are you a diagnosed autismo?

>>42466512
>most annoying pony
>everyone's favorite
yeah, no.

>>42466706
There's an episode where Angel implies Fluttershy wants to marry Discord, it's called She Talks to Angel.

Applejack is the most universally liked character by the way.

>>42466577
Because she practices like a proper lady should.

>>42466723
Yeah, me and like 100 other people on this board
Autism is basically the reason we're all here
I'm aware that I'm revealing my power level. But here, I don't think I should care at all about that, lol.
>>42466746
I'll have to rewatch that one, thanks anon

>>42466751
And yet I've yet to meet a committed Applefag. Curious!

>>42466751
most universally boring character too.

>>42466766
That's because mlp fans don't go after a hardworking strong mare like Applejack. They want a weak easily rapeable pony.

>>42466783
I could rape Applejack

why is this thread still going?

>>42466764
Most aren't diagnosed

>>42466501
chrysalis always kills her enemies with her vicious farts. I wouldn't mind being chained to her throne and repeatedly farted on until my lungs explode

>>42466854
yeah, you're right. I wish the opposite was true, getting a diagnosis does help a lot of the time. I hear the process isn't nearly as easy when you're an adult.

>>42466846
How would you do it, can you explain to me. I've got my dick out ready to fap.

>>42466866
>I hear the process isn't nearly as easy when you're an adult.
autism softens and mellows out with age so it's harder to diagnose properly

>>42466534
It's more the green, actually. The black just makes it more pronounced.
>>42466554
This guy gets it

>>42466881
There is that, but it's also because diagnosing anyone under 18 seems to be given much higher priority (and just generally better support). I've heard stories of the diagnosis process taking years for some people, while it only took me 2-4 days to get my diagnosis when I was assessed in-person because I was only 12 at the time.

>>42466881
I always heard autism gets worse as you get older

>>42465681 (OP)
Here, you might need a bigger spoon to stir that shit up.

>>42466894
Another funny thing is, green used to be one of my least favourite colors back when I was a kid. Now it is my second favourite.

>>42466847
For >fun.

>>42466957
It does, that anon is retarded. Autism is neuroinflammation, which doesn't improve with age

>>42466875
I distract her with an apple

>>42467141
>I might be bad now...
>But I'm gonna get way worse

>>42467423
I can't wait to become even more retarded.

>>42467141
no, you see, i read somewhere that in most cases, like 80% or so, autism is connected to ADHD called AuDHD. and ADHD slows down with age, pulling autism along with it

>>42466751
>Applejack is the most universally liked character by the way.
*In China

I love sucking BBCs pozzed with AIDS!

>>42466881
Can confirm, mild tism such as apergers mellows with age and we learn to mask better. In high school I was an absolute autismo outcast but now I can slide in with normies easily if I want to.

>>42468624
>he isn't autismmaxxing
Yikes

>>42468624
>Masking
>For normies' sake
Gayest nigga on the board frfr

>>42468643
>>42468650
I do it for my benefit and besides I save all my autism for cons or when I'm with my bro

>>42468656
>going to cons
You don't have autism
You're just a straight up normalfag

>>42468661
Sorry that you're low functioning

>>42468674
Okay fake fan.
You don't like ponies if you go to a con.

>>42468643
>>42468650
>revealing your power level in public
i bet you hate LGBT parades during the pride month

>>42468705
I hate lgbt "people" no matter what month it is

>>42468710
okay, hypocrite

>>42469250
Okay groomer

>>42466512
I sympathize with her desire to make everypony happy, but her antics are too much.

>>42468710
>I hate lgbt "people" no matter what month it is

>>42468661
Being a hikikomori =/= being autistic. You're just a pussy.

>>42469283
Such a shame the Onceler pony keeps ruining what could have been good art.

>>42469283
>posting the /lgbt/ icon of /mlp/

>>42469290
wtf is a onceler

>>42469959
It isn't wise to upset a wuncler.

>>42469989
That doesn't answer the question

>>42469996
The Lorax Dr. Seuss book and the old animated movie. Also the Wuncler from The Boondocks, not green but funny.

>>42469959
Just ignore the schizo ponychan refugee.

>>42469959
It means anontranny
I also didn't understand what he meant but he explained it in another thread

Oh my gosh. If someone draws "anonmare/filly" holding up or wearing a Thneed, I will never complain about your stupid OC again. You'll never have to be butthurt again. One drawing.

One drawing. Can ya dig it.

A thneed is a fine something all ponies need.

>>42465681 (OP)
fuckershit is trash, appleCHAD is perfect

Whoops, I'm sorry, I just wanted to show the PERFECTION and the purest definition of what is considered a REAL 'waifu'.

>>42471284
She thinks you're a dweeb.