Thread 42466605

Reminder that as the years go by babies with names after ponies like Rainbow Dash or Twilight Sparkle grow older. At the max they are currently 13 years and younger.

Yes I am one of them, I looked up what my name meant and came here.

>>42466613
liar

>>42466613
is your name Lyra?

>>42466619
My name is literally Rainbow Ocatvia Sparkle Smith.

>>42466624
>smith
what pony is named that?

>>42466625
Granny

>>42466605 (OP)
i hope this place is killed for good before they think of coming here
like that girl named zecora

>>42466628
ah shit you're right lol

>>42466625
My parents didn't want to change their last name. You want to know what my sister is called? Maud. Maud Celestia Big Mac Smith.

>>42466633
is this actually true or are you having a gaff'

I legally changed my name to Filly Moe Lester.

>>42466642
oi? what's all this about then

>>42466640
I am still going to legally change my name to Blunder Muffin, this will in fact happen as soon as I get the money to do it. My credit card will have that name... and that's about it. I'll try to get my family to refer to me by my pony name, and get mad when they use my "dead name".

>>42466631
>i hope this place is killed for good before they think of coming here
Anon, many started visiting 4chan in their teenage years 13 for me
moot made the site when he was 15
the show is almost 15

>>42466645
>Blunder
couldn't you make it better sounding that that unfortunate term

>>42466645
Oh no no no. Just because your parents call you a blunder doesn't mean that is actually your name.

>>42466649
What do you mean? This is my ponysona you're insulting here. Blunder Muffin is an awesome name inspired by Derpy, the pony I identify with the most, because we both love muffins. And also I'm retarded.

Anyone wanna have my baby so we can name it Rarity?

>>42466605 (OP)
Who name their sons and daughter after cartoons and video games like holy shit dude

>>42466657
haha...

>>42466657
Reminds me of people theming / allowing their relative's funeral to be themed after video games. Holy disrespect.

>>42466671
That's grim as hell, middle name is not even a good one

>>42466656
>manifesting a whore daughter

>>42466657
But giving them names from a jewish fantasy book is a-ok?

>>42466676
yes because they're our greatest allies, our politicians said so

>>42466605 (OP)
name your son Anonymous to fuck with CIA
>>42466669
someone should post tombstone with fucking imageboard engraved on it
>>42466676
said characters used real names from that era so

also let's see who got the digits >>42466666

>>42466671
>last updated about the baby on 2012 about getting the baby out of the hospital
>deactivated after 2015
fuck those faggots who harrassed her out, I wanted to know what happened after

>>42466688
>tombstone
THAT tombstone
I think it was styled as 4:3 flat monitor with dvach layout? Classic image

Just admit you wish you had a pony name. And admit you would name YOUR child with a pony name.

>>42466605 (OP)
>I am 21 inches long
Damn.

>>42466696
nah, pony names are gay. I'm naming my kid Big Mac after my favorite cheese burger.

>>42466705
make sure to change your surname to mcdonalds and get 500 lbs fatter

>>42466669
>Smith
>>42466624
>also Smith

My word, is it real bros?

>>42466728
wrong reply STUPID

>>42466744
True, I should kill myself.

>>42466613
>>42466624
>>42466633
kek if true

>>42466605 (OP)
Man, that kid's 20 now. He could be a CHUD posting on 4chuds right now.

>>42466605 (OP)
Do people actually name their kids after cartoon characters?
No wonder we have so many emo troons running around.
"Gee, thanks Dad. I only have to live with it the rest of my life."

>>42466966
>He could be a CHUD posting on 4chuds right now.
>There's a non zero chance I've called Sephiroth a faggot

>>42466966
FUCK send me back! time is a bitch what do you mean he can go on 4chan fuck fuck fuck

>>42466696
aren't most names like that of a pony? At least the ones that go way back because they mean something in a different language or whatever

>>42466605 (OP)
My older sister was named after a 1980s Doctor Who character
Thank fuck my parents developed common sense by the time I was born and gave me a normal name

>>42467193
>1980s Doctor Who character
What name? Hopefully something normal enough.

>>42467198
Nyssa

>>42466669
The biggest disrespect is relatives making AI videos of you post mortem in which they let you say things you would never agree with when you were alive. Such as that whore making an AI video of her brother in which he "forgave" his murderer.

>>42467198
Ligma

>>42468103
there are defiantly some babies named Ligma

>>42466605 (OP)
I wonder how that person named "Gay Bowser" is doing if he's still alive

>>42466605 (OP)
Shoulda called him Seth nobody would ever know

This reminds me that my parents wanted to name my sister Vina, after a one-off character from a fucking Star Trek episode, before deciding against it, lol.

>>42467260
Not that bad, because it sounds like a normal weird name, and anyone who knows shit about Dr Who (like me) won't recognize it.

>>42466605 (OP)
I know a Christopher T. Sparke.
by the way Sephiroth is an old hebraic name

>>42468809
>Sparke
Not Sparkle?

>>42468447
kek

Has anyone kept tabs on baby Dovahkiin? He's got to be in high school by now. Imagine your parents giving you a name based on winning a lifetime supply of Bethesda games lmao

>>42467260
Oh, well, that's no so bad, imagine being actually named Adric, Tegan, or Perpugilliam.

>>42466605 (OP)
I would honestly name my daughter Aria or Sonata if I ever had one

Could be worse. There was that one couple that (allegedly) named their kid Hashtag

>>42466657
People centuries ago were naming their children after Shakespeare plays or King Arthur stories, this is nothing new or unusual

>>42469917
Heh, I thought of him as soon as I saw this thread. He probably goes under a different name.

>>42470872
The fact it happened in the past doesn't automatically make it a good thing you dense motherfucker.

>>42470963
Old good
New bad

let's collect some pony names that'd actually be decent (because they sound good/normal or are already real names) , I'll start
>Lyra
>Rose (possibly Roseluck)
>Daisy

>>42466676
Unironically the cultural relevance of the work determines if it's cringe to use the name or not, assuming it's not just a real name (most biblical names are just at the time contemporary ones).
Isaiah > Cadance/Cadence > Renesmee

>>42471691
>Twilight
>Rainbow
>Celestia
>Discord
Someone continue

>>42471691
Gallus
Juniper
Misty
Valencia
Claude
June (not junebug)
Matilda (technically mule)
Greta (technically gryphon)

>>42471691
>Sonata
>Octavia
>Luna
>Cadence
>Merry (Merry May)
>Aria
>Amethyst (sadly people would think about the SU one)
>Maud
>Trixie
There's "Celeste" in spanish, it means light blue, the closer you got to Celestia (and "Sol", that means Sun)

>>42469917
the red rage baby mustve grown redder and more angry over the years

>>42466605 (OP)
Gonna call my son iwtcird

>>42472008
He learned to hide his rage
But soon his wrath will be unleashed

>>42472008
what's the status on his rage as of 2025?

>>42469917
>ask an 18 year old what his name is
>he says he's named after the most recent game out of the extremely popular elder scrolls franchise
>most recent only when you were born, right?
>nope, still the most recent

>>42471770
Okay but if it's from a work that's extremely obscure, no one will get the reference, so no one will cringe at it. So at a certain point it goes back around to being non-cringe.

>>42474340
Yeah that's fair that it returns to being acceptable. So I guess it's more of a cringe bell curve than a linear spectrum.

Rainbow Aleksi Dash: https://web.archive.org/web/20231230014803/https://vintage.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/2496944.html
Kim Fluttershy Dykas: http://web.archive.org/web/20110628012603/http://www.ponychan.net/chan/chat/res/294281.html

>>42475149
oh lord

>>42475149
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

>>42466646
>the show is almost 15
The ceaseless passage of time is truly relentless

>>42466613
You must be eighteen to use thia website.

>>42472256
I hope his parents regret their decision

>>42466669
>theming bad
to bad I cant actually literally be ponk and secretly get someone to load my cadaver with popcorn for a viking funeral.

>>42475149
>finnish
>oulu
>Rainbow Dash
god damn I think I've talked to that guy months ago before losing contact in steam

>>42472256
cringe

>>42466605 (OP)
I would love to be named after Twilight's massive marecock...

>>42472256
I'll name my child Jiub

>>42466657
I know a couple of John's.

>>42475643
How sure are you?

>>42477547
I am very certain unless the dude got a name change later down the years

i wonder what happened to Fuatshy?

>>42466656
It depends on your last name that I’d be taking. I don’t want a baby Rarity Johnson or something, you need a cool surname

>>42471691
Nightmare moon

>>42478227
>nightmare moon
good name
lol lmao even

>>42466605 (OP)
I don't think I'd be able to clop properly if I name my daughter after my wife.

>>42478223
>Foid logic

>>42478512
HUH?

>>42478512
I think it would be funny because now your IRL wife wouldn't know if you mean your pony wife or your daughter when you scream that name.

>>42478227
if your last name is Moon this one might actually pass kek

>>42478223
In most states you don't actually have to give your child your own surname: You can just make up a new name entirely.

>>42478223
>>42479793
Rarity Schmarity
>>42479384
>Nightmare
>passing as a name
Only if you're a Kirby character.