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What do you mean? This is my ponysona you're insulting here. Blunder Muffin is an awesome name inspired by Derpy, the pony I identify with the most, because we both love muffins. And also I'm retarded.

I have to say while getting the piano video link I noticed there's more than one highly viewed video of "Pinkie's Brew with slurs removed" do zoomers REALLY? This is worse than when I saw another video where Derpy saying "retard" was bleeped. I mean, do they REALLY? I have to say I loved Derpy, I was watching various places.

I wanna pound Derpy's fat retarded ass
Muffin stuffed ass, crossed eyed scrunched face.

This isn't really related but I was watching a youtube channel that I like, and suddenly they had a section where the two guys who make the videos started reading fan letters. And each letter the fan said what age they were or grade, it was all 9 year olds and grade schoolers, and I just started crying unironically. I'm going to be 30, it's over, I'm so sad....
Anyway back to talking about sex with MLP characters, a show for adults. I was writing a fanfic, I haven't written a proper fanfic in so long because it's a waste of time and I hate everyone who will end up reading it, FamFiction is just a huge waste of low IQ idiots, but I wanted to make a fanfiction about Derpy but I need the name of her Special Somepony.
I was thinking of Long Lance, a unicron with a spear cutie mark. He needs to be wealthy enough to have his own home which he has Derpy live in. Then he also needs to leave her. Being part of the Equestrian guard he could have excuses to accomplish that. Or he could be an artist, having a decorative flower cutie mark or oragami, or a mallet and chisle and be a sculpter, which is why he loves Derpy's perfectly sculped bubble flank. Maybe he has a european accent, you are so beautiful Derpy, but he only loves her for her body which anyone but Derpy would be able to see.
We have some ideas here for My Little Pony, Hasbro will probably steal them because they're so bad.

I don't understand the appeal of the show and especially the fandom to people with friends, wives, children, careers, money, property, girlfriends, house, car, friends, friends again. Friendship is Magic is for friendless partnerless people. People who are sexually repressed and emotionally stunted manchildren. Normies need to go. The reality is 99% of everyone here will not care about this show in 10 years at the end of their 20's. So why not just give up now.
Bronyism is a life style! A dedication for life. If you're not ready to pony pony for life, and only have ponies for friends and wives, then you're a fake fan, and that's a cold hard fact brother.

I enjoy /r9k/. I come to this website and just look at this board's catalogue and say "yup, looks good to me. This isn't hell at all. I enjoy."

You know my apartment roommate is going to a birthday party today... he has friends? Well I mean I already knew that but, man he's always doing stuff. Man. Not that I want to do stuff it's just, I don't know. I feel like I never chose to be an outcast, maybe I would have chosen it anyway but I don't think people have options in that regard.

Would you believe me of all people, here on some garbage social media website, the gathering place of the scum of the earth as all social media is. And if you came to me today sitting on a rock contemplating you might say, "Heh, well OP, I didn't expect to find you here among these demon possessed people, but here you are on 4chan."
No I'm not.
"Where are you?"
I'm in the Spirit.