Thread 42492492

>>42492492 (OP)
what

>>42492492 (OP)
>rape

0.05 cents is a fraction of a cent. I pay one full cent if my package weighs 20 ounces.

>>42492509
No.

>>42492509
>rape
>Derpy
she's too good for >rape

>>42492518
Yes.
>>42492598
She's highly rapeable. Stop pretending she's your daughter or whatever cringe you have going on.

>>42492598
Never said I was the one doing the raping

>>42492628
>Stop pretending she's your daughter
anon, THAT would make her rapeable

>>42492492 (OP)
Can we, come to some other pay arrangement?
>bats human eyes

>>42492598
>Sirs rape another pony, not this one
>>42492628
>All ponies are for rape you bastard bitch
>>42492669
>Yes my daughter is sexo
>>42492629
>I need mare to rape me
>>42492731
>Uh SEXXXX
Five way brown-off

>>42492740
>sex with derpy requires not being white
This isn't the white flex you think it is.

>>42492767
>Derpy can only pull in browns
This right there is not canon. Derp is Aryan, for starters.

I feel like having sex with Derpy would be hard because there's a non-zero chance it turns into rape partway when she gets confused about what's happening.

>>42492774
>consent withdrawn after the fact
These are ponies, not 3dpd. Worst that happens is she says can you stop and you do. Then she gives you a muffin and you pat her belly.

>>42492787
Well sure I'm not saying you'd go to prison or whatever, I'd just feel bad about making her scared and uncomfortable.

>>42492787
>/retard9k/

>>42492774
And why do you think you feel this way?

>>42492797
Which is why you'd watch her reactions. Is she into it? Or not? This stuff seems pretty simple. I feel like the only way you'd not notice her having a bad time is if you're using her as a masturbatory aid. That's not how you'd make love to the Derp. You'd cherish her every smile and squee and try to get as much of that possible.
Are you autistic by chance?

>>42492798
>seething roastie

>>42492811
>/retard9k/ response

>>42492818
Not an argument.

>>42492821
no one is arguing

>>42492492 (OP)
So you agree that 35 bits is nonsense.

>>42492492 (OP)
Derpy continually rips anon off and he loves her too much so always gives in. What do you guys think she does with all the money she's scammed off anon?

>>42492854
She doesn't know she is scamming. She just turns it all in to post office manager every day. I did see the post office manager wearing a really expensive necklace yesterday. She also steps in for Derpy whenever Derpy almost gets herself fired. Probably all coincidence.

>>42492862
she does know though

>>42492869
What's a bit to cent exchange. How much am I giving Derpy if I just play along?

>>42492889
good question, the value of a bit is weirdly inconsistent

>>42492889
Anon plays along because he loves seeing Derpy on the rare occasion she feels clever, confident, and superior.

Shit if I'm not careful I'm gonna unlock a fidom fetish for Derpy.

>>42492897
>fidom
i think most anons exaggerate how retarded she is

>>42492774
That's hot, no pulling out now

>>42492903
I mean, she acts pretty dense in the show so it's canon.

>>42492908
>I mean, she acts pretty dense in the show so it's canon.
nah, she does act dense,yes but most users of this board act like she can't even take care of herself

>>42492912
She takes care of herself by fidom

>>42492912
Post-cancellation yes, Muffins is just ever so slightly airheaded. To appease the soccer moms with downie children.

>>42492918
That's Findom.
I want Derpy to manipulate the cash out of my wallet for nothing more than a smile and a thank you.

>>42492924
derpy isn't as retarded as you think, but considering you brought up derpygate i can see you will ree if anyone uses their brains while watching the show, so i will just give you this (You) and shut up.

>>42492947
>the real stupid world affecting the show is canon. You have to watch the whole le show
Anon. Just go back.

@42492951
>AIEEE STOP SAYING MY RETARDED HEADCANON IS RETARDED
Derpy can be retarded and take care of herself, i mean you do care of yourself right anon?

>>42492947
sterile and impotent

>>42492957
I never tought i would see a projector using the internet like this but hey!

>>42492956
If she's down I'm down.

>>42492956
Going by your logic, she is fucking that roided up YAAA horse anyway.

>>42492961
I can't believe you typed this and thought it was ok to post

>>42492961
I thought you said you were going to shut yourself up. If you refer to her as her canon, and very functional self, the pony known as Muffins. I'll shut up.

>>42492967
No? my point was that derpy could be dense and take care of herself
>>42492976
Where in the show is it stated that she is a special needs mare?

>>42492984
Where in the show is it stated that she is not a special needs mare?

>>42492987
She has a job, and there's nothing in the show saying that she can't take care of herself

You lost

>>42492990
Muffins has a job, not Derpy. Start using her real name, we are talking about two different characters.

>>42492976
>ackchually her name is Muffins
Untrue. First utterance of her name was Derpy before the censorship.
But screw you anyway. You're one of those who think the princesses retired.
>wuz in the show
The show ended 2013

>>42492993
Actually Derpy did have a job. As a mailmare. She didn't work the office though. She helped drop a piano on twilight. If you recall

>>42493010
How much is Hasbro paying you? Do you feel good about lying on the internet?
>>42493015
That's incorrect. She was pictured helping a moving truck. Which has nothing to do with being a mailmare. And she messed it up anyway.

>>42493020
>going with firmly fandom ideas of what Derpy is is being a Hasbro plant.
She's been a mail mare forever. Check the boorus.

>>42493020
>he wasn't there for "careful, Derpy"

You just outed yourself as a zoomer who wasn't there. You got the curated version.

>>42493026
You really tried a bunch of different angles in your rage. I won.
>>42493033
It's the zoomers who vehemently froth at the mouth when someone calls her retarded. Because they did get the curated version. Which is Muffins, not Derpy.

>derpy general gone from catalog
>the only other thread about my wife is filled with 2 faggots arguing
why do i keep coming back?

>>42493071
The board's a pretty hostile place, I'm sorry bud. Just remember that it's okay to take time away if you're not having fun, the only reason to be here is if you're enjoying yourself.

>>42493071
Stfu and post Derpies

>>42493082
gay image, but you're right
>>42493086
true!

>>42493064
>zoomers who vehemently froth at the mouth when someone calls her retarded. Because they did get the curated version. Which is Muffins, not Derpy.
Why are you arguing with me when this is my point?

You guys know it's possible to believe Derpy is handicapped and still adore her very soul, right?
>don't call her retarded
Ok agree not to call her offensive things. But if she is mentally handicapped, does this mean you can't love her? So that's it? If you somehow found out she's not quite all there you'd just what, throw her away? To hell with you. I love my retarded little pony.

>>42493015
>She helped drop a piano on twilight.
She tried to save Equestria. As if she could not be more based.

>>42493103
My point is that her being handicapped or not doesn't mean she can't take care of herself, why is it so hard for you niggers to understand that her being handicapped ≠ being unable to work a job and live be herself

>>42493117
I personally have the headcanon that she wouldn't be able to work a job here on Earth but in Equestria the world's a looser, more relaxed place and somepony like her making mistakes doesn't cause serious issues for society.

>>42493117
Who the fuck ever said she was homeless and jobless? You are fighting windmills.

>>42493122
Dude tards work in food service. They have jobs here too

>>42493123
>Who said she was jobless
>>42492993

>>42493128
Sure but mental disability isn't an on-off switch. There are some people who struggle with higher thinking but can handle simple jobs and there are others that really can't handle menial tasks reliably.

>>42493097
Probably because you took >>42492976 out of context. I was saying, if anon characterizes her as Muffins, call her Muffins. But do not call her Derpy, if he can't accept her as Derpy.

>>42493136
Derpy can stomp the lightning out of a cloud. If she just put on leather and stomped balls she'd make a fortune as a CBT dommy.

>>42493139
The very fucking word Derpy is a reference to the word Derp. Of course she's retarded.

And of course she's best pony regardless because one category she's not handicapped in is snowpity.

>>42493150
>The very fucking word Derpy is a reference to the word Derp. Of course she's retarded.
Zoomers have no idea what herp derp is.

>>42493150
Correct.

>>42493144
I feel like you'd maybe not want to rely on the forgetful mare remembering your safeword, Nonny.

>>42493152
To be fair I don't think the staff realized they were putting a South Park joke in their show either, though they really should've.

>>42493150
The #savederpy fans who were happy they brought her back don't even care that she was curated out of existence for "being offensive"
I hate everyone who clapped like seals at Hasbro for bringing her back nerfed, after altering get voice, etc. This fandoms ability to just suck cock for fanservice is unmatched.

>>42493154
Safe word? DomDerpy doesn't allow them.

>>42493161
*get
Her.

Fuck auto correct.

>>42493161
>Hasbro brings back facsimile of Derpy
>everyone clapped
I mean, a few had to notice and reject the fanservice, right? Less eye Derp. No voice acting for several years. Everyone didn't just accept it and clap, right?
>oh, they did. Oh.

>>42493152
derp came before herp derp
not that it changes anything about what anon you replied to said

>>42493167
unf

>>42493103
>If you somehow found out she's not quite all there you'd just what, throw her away? To hell with you.
I do wonder the motivation of anons who 'defend' Derpy. They seem to be the same ones who say she can't be fucked. Ever.
What, so she's just an incel because she's retarded? Man not even this shitty world would do that.

She's retarded. And she FUCKS!

>>42493207
Yeah i fuck her pretty pony pussy everyday

>>42493206
Ikr? I want to be led around on all 4s in Ponyville, by Derpy clad in leather. Me covered in her bite and hoofmarks. Signs of domination and property ownership. I want to live chained in the dungeon of a lavish house that she findommed out of me.

I want her to soothe me after sessions.

>>42493217
What does findom mean?

>>42493218
Financial domination. It's a strange fetish that if was for anyone but Derpy would be cucked as hell. But anything for Derpy is not simping.

So what we've determined is:
Derpy IS retarded.
That doesn't matter in the slightest.
And she CAN be fucked.

Except by that one anon who can't tell when he's raping her. That autistic nigga needs to find lesser mare.

>>42493224
i see, personally i want to have a family with her,pump her full of foals and stuff but you do you

>>42493090
furfaggot shit

>>42493230
Does not matter. Derpy is the kind of mare you lavish attention on and gifts to and never ask why or where the money went. She's that good.

>>42492628
>She's highly rapeable.
No. Consent only.

>>42493233
then you should feel right at home

>>42493233
>i have no taste, the post
Fuck you its cute

>>42492492 (OP)
How many bits per ounce?

>>42493250
>Defending furfaggotry
No, fuck you

>>42493257
It's adorable and you are not.

>>42492740
Based brownies
Can I do her two kids too?

>>42493261
>Doesn't even deny it's furshit
>>>/out/

>>42493261
>Doesn't even deny his furfaggotry
>>>/trash/

>>42493261
>Doesn't even care about his furfaggotry
>>>/based/

>>42492492 (OP)
wtf happened in this thread

>>42493356
People love yelling at eachother. But Derpy doesn't like yelling so don't yell at her.

>>42493275
>her two kids
Dinky Hooves and who else?

>>42493382
We don't talk about the other one

>>42493382
Her son, Twinky.

Holy shit look at her go!

>>42493442
Reins don't work like that

>>42493575
It's an impromptu setup.

>>42493576
He's choking her!

>>42493585
You can see it's not too tight, she'd not be excited if it was making her uncomfortable. In reality she's doing all the work and Spike's just along for the ride.

>>42493588
She can't even fly. This Derpabuse must stop.

>>42493593
It's important for pegasi to practice galloping! If you rely on your wings too much you'll end up being easily winded when you need to use your legs.

>>42493597
Who's making Derpy use her legs? Lemme at him! I will annihilate him.

>>42493585
Let him cook.

>>42493603
I've eaten fried alligator. Maybe dragon should be cooked.

>>42493600
I'm making her use her legs, she's frolicking around a field and then I'm helping her stretch her legs afterwards so she won't be too sore.

>>42493610
No reins and wing tying.

>>42493613
Those were Derpy's idea anyways, don't be such a party pooper.

>>42493617
Turns out she is a switch. Just as comfortable stomping your balls as being in bondage.

But the real kink is interspecies public bondage. Naughty. Super naughty.

>>42493604
Dragonbro does the cooking.

>>42493622
Get off that horse this instant!!!

>>42493619
Derpy's a good pony and would never act out her kinks in public with an underage dragon.

>>42493627
Underage bondage. That is highly kinky.

>>42493639
Right in public, too.

>>42493627
Oh yeah?
What do you call THIS??
>>42493442
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS??!!

>>42493650
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS??!!
She's just having fun, nothing kinky about it. Silly.

>>42493663
I'm calling the ponice

>>42493650
Anon, don't you think you're overreacting a bit?

>>42493666
Oh fuck it was a sting operation!

>>42493667
I'm not overreacting! You're underreacting!

>>42493670
Man they have very believable bait kids. No wonder Derpy has to take a seat.

>>42493675
Equestria's very lax when it comes to child labor, makes stuff like that easier.

>>42493683
What happens when royalty is involved? Is there a pony Epstein?

>>42493689
I don't like that kind of headcanon but this image is funny.

>>42492492 (OP)
Is this a reference to the customer service call with Verizon known as the most frustrating call ever?
https://youtu.be/nUpZg-Ua5ao

>>42493712
This unironically pisses me off but I can't stop watching

>>42493839
Watch the last few minutes. End result was it went viral.
Verizon had to admit guilt in front of hundreds of thousands. And the guy paid zero.

>>42493843
Let's be honest, this was 20 years ago but it could've happened today
Verizon got dragged but would people even be smart enough to make fun of them on that scale nowadays? Probably not. The remainder of humanity's intelligence is concentrated on this board

>>42493883
Don't be such a fucking pessimist. The posted video is 2 weeks old and everyone gets it still.

>>42493903
Everyone except Verizon Customer Service. Kek.

>>42493883
>The remainder of humanity's intelligence is concentrated on this board
Fucking hell, the situation is more dire than I imagined.

>>42493963
well i don't know if i would phrase it that way but desu i don't use the rest of the internet or even other boards on 4chan because of how much quality has gone down over the years
the only reason ponies are still on my mind is because i stick around here for the quality discussions independent of the horses even if saying that constitutes heresy horsey?

>>42493356
They didnt get the joke

>>42493970
>stick around here for the quality discussions
Pitiful.

>>42493978
You know it's true

>>42493883
/mlp/ is the dumbest board on the site

>>42493986
>quality discussions
Anon. This has to be bait. Right?

>>42493970
>the quality discussions
If it were several years ago, I would agree with you. These days, apparently I'm not looking in the right places because it feels like the rot has taken the board.

>>42493992
It's the only place with cute ponies.

>>42494007
That has nothing to do with intelligence

>>42494013
It kinda does though.

>>42493997
Have you considered joining a general?

>>42494033
It doesn't, it's just escapism.

>>42494049
Escapism is intelligence

>>42494059
>Dude being an alcoholic is intelligent
>Shooting yourself up with heroin is intelligence
>Wasting your life so you don't have to think about life is intelligent
>

>>42493712
It was, but the thread went to shit

>>42492492 (OP)
>sort my meme folder
>decide to have separate directories for different characters
>Derpy has the biggest collection
lol I wasn't even trying

>>42494084
What exactly would be the equestrian version of Verizon? It was confirmed in the 2017 movie (the joke about "spell service") and season 8 (the episode where trixie is teaching a class) that equestria has a magic equivalent to phone calls

You can filter the flags in 4chanx you know. Cut down on threads you hate by idiots who don't belong here?
No need to thank me just paying it forward.

Her butt should be considered a national threat

>>42495277
Don't you mean TREAT?

>>42495277
How can people say Derpy isn't pure sex when pics like that exist?. UNF.

>>42495281
She's not trying to be sexy Anon, she's just walking

>>42495281
>>42495309
>Rarity
>2 hours of beautification
>Hundreds, maybe thousands of bits in products
>Needs clothing and fashion to look magnifique

>Derpy/Fluttershy
>Walks and mogs
It's not fair

>>42495314
>even the screws are made out of wood
I’m surprised this little pony isn’t a carpenter with that level of talent

What a good pony.

>>42492509
>>42492598
Derpy and her daughter Dinky are not for >rape.

>>42492509
>>42492598
Derpy and her daughter Dinky are not for >rape.