>>42476908 (OP)
I'm confident I can out drink everyone except AJ, witch shouldn't exactly disqualifying them, because my criteria lies entirely on how funny it would be watching them be drunk.
So for the sake of this, yeah It's a 50/50 I choose applejack, but I just like the idea of seeing crunk pones without having to drink myself to puke and forget it, because if i don't keep up with AJ I'll feel like shit.
>Easier ones.
So Dash, Shy, and Pie are all out of the picture.
Dash would get hurt or make herself sick, fast- funny for the moment, not great for the buzz.
Shy, I don't think would have very riveting conversation, along with the potential sickness.
Pie would just kill my buzz, probably still some good conversation there somewhere though, I'd get dizzy from her jumping.
>The harder ones
Rarity's a tough one to think about, but you know she's a one for wine, she probably has interesting enough dialog when we just start, but I know she's gonna go off the rails faster than anyone else, she will go through bottles, and have the best time out of anyone, we will be rolling on the floor listening to Centerfold by J geil's band, losing our shit.
The princess of freindship, objective best pone.
Will obviously have the best dialog that money can buy, she ought to have more stuff like this and it shows,
Probably thought she was gonna end up..
Well I don't think designated driver would exactly be a situation here so.. walking everyone home safely? Essentially babysitting whatever pony they're stuck with.
I will do anything I can 'ta let her live down these thoughts, take it off her back. Lure her into a false sense of security, then get drunk sick, so she cares for me.
I just don't care about glimmer.
