Thread 42478560

>I'm afraid Anon that marrying a pony would be bestiality.
>Why not try a human woman?

>>42478560 (OP)
Shut up Scorpan

have you even tried it?

>>42478560 (OP)
DAYUM Vogelfag LOOKS LIKE THAT?

This character was pretty cool before he turned into a human. Real Beauty and the Beast moment.

>>42478560 (OP)
i already did

>>42478560 (OP)
Tried but she turned out to be an amnesiac and a lesbian missing 34 livers

Sire, understand that finding love has been my ultimate goal. It is the bonds that give our lives meaning, is it not? And I have tried to facilitate this bond with others - to no avail. Sire, you of all individuals should understand the evil, the fear, the pride, the apathy in people's hearts. From attempted assassinations, to corrupt men of God committing simony and so many other examples.

That is when I met the ponies, sire, I met them, and such vices were nowhere to be seen. They were kind, just, empathetic. They cared about my well being and the well being of others. That is why I have fallen in love with a pony madam that represents everything right with the world. She does not destroy, only builds. From balls to feasts to even the very people, or rather ponies she meets. She is everything to be, sire, and while this may be seen as heresy, I believe God has led me to her, and I wish to marry and to be with her until death does us part. Please sire, please consider it, if not for me, for her. She does not deserve to have her heart broken. Please sire, please.

>>42478560 (OP)
Counterpoint: horse pussy

>>42478560 (OP)
>rape

>>42478623
You got a license for that?

>>42478560 (OP)
faggot.

>>42478665
Yes.

>>42478560 (OP)
It has 'best' in the name for a reason, faggot, outta my way.

>>42478706
She's underage dude...

>>42478721
I know. Fresh.

>>42478665
No way fag

>>42478721
yeah, outta ten!

>>42478721
she was in the 80s, shes probably a milf now.

right?

eh, i dont care. still date her.

i wonder what would happen if i refused to bump this thread

>>42478560 (OP)
And thus a revolt startet that threw the kingdom into a war that lasted a thousand years.

>>42478606
bestiality isn't a counter to bestiality anon.

>>42478570
Has anyone actually seen Vogelfag or at least heard his voice?

I'm pretty sure Cozyfag already revealed himself at the marecon, it's the /fit/ shades wearing guy who while he obviously looks younger than 30 he absolutely doesn't look like the Shirley Temple girl he was pretending to be.

>>42478721
She's only 17 years and 364 days old.

>>42478560 (OP)
DONT CALL HER AN ANIMAL SHES A BEAUTIFUL ELEGANT CREATURW!!!!1

>>42479630
she's technically over 50yo

>>42479638
talk about an age gap you monster

>>42479396
Gollyfag is /fit/? Are we talking twink fit or muscular fit?

>>42479915
Ask the Bushwoolies

>>42478560 (OP)
Why not stay single?
Yes, SINGLE.
Stay
Intoxicated
Nightly
Get
Laid
Everyday

>>42479949
Sluts and whores like you don't go to Equestria, they get banished from it.

>>42479949
>not saving your virginity for your mare or megan

id say ngmi, but you never where, anon.

>>42478560 (OP)
Danny and Surprise didn’t have any problems.

>>42478560 (OP)
Huh, haven't considered that

>>42478587
first time I've heard the word "simony" before.
Adding that to my lexicon, thanks anon.

>>42478587
Thank you chatgpt

SPELL MY PONY'S NAME FOR ME

>>42478560 (OP)
I don't like mares. I LOVE them. If she doesn't have hooves, I don't fuck it

>>42478665
>rape

>>42480323
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>>42480606
that's a woman

>>42478560 (OP)
>I'm afraid Anon that marrying a pony would be bestiality.
Doesn't scare me none.

>>42479396
Don’t know who you’re talking about, but that’s not me.

>>42480217
You're welcome anon. I like medieval history, so words like simony are pretty common. You should take a look if you haven't already!

>>42480246
No, just a retard that doesn't proof read his work ucu

>>42478665
As friends, right?

Bump

>>42478560 (OP)
NEVERRRR!!!

Any other anons have the problem of actively having options with girls but most of the people in the past you've been with just being kind of disappointing, or coming with too many conditions to look past?

Mares would probably come with their own complications (namely not being real) but I can't be the only one who's just exhausted of the dating phase in life.

>>42480187
He plapped.

>>42478665
FUCK OFF MEEGAN REEEEE

>>42483488
>actively having options with girls
Kill yourself normalfag

>42483488
>Gloating about female attention on the pony board
Riiiiiip

>>42483772
Figures that someone envious would rip his own tickets in a fit.

>>42483488
This is gonna hurt a lot of anons but mares and women are both females and will behave similarly, thad mcchad is stealing your mare.

>>42483488
Its part of getting older and getting tired of being hurt anon, its normal, in the modern world dating is very hard.

>>42480246
Oh my fucking god is every post with a modicum of effort going to get AI accusations until the end of time now

>>42484366
Yes. Zoomies can't imagine anyone writing more than 140 characters on their own.

I believe the internet would improve drastically if women, simps and anybody who's ever been in a relationship wasn't allowed to use it

>>42478560 (OP)
But she's sentient and consenting?
What if I took a spell and turned her into a human, would it still be considered beastiality in your eyes?
What if I took your wife or your special someone who you love dearly above all else and turned her into a big ugly scary dragon, would you still love her then?
Stop talking out of your ass Mr. king.

>>42484467
A-fucking-men.

God if only you zoomers knew what internet was like in the late 90s/early 2000s. You'd realize just how much we have given up.