Sire, understand that finding love has been my ultimate goal. It is the bonds that give our lives meaning, is it not? And I have tried to facilitate this bond with others - to no avail. Sire, you of all individuals should understand the evil, the fear, the pride, the apathy in people's hearts. From attempted assassinations, to corrupt men of God committing simony and so many other examples.

That is when I met the ponies, sire, I met them, and such vices were nowhere to be seen. They were kind, just, empathetic. They cared about my well being and the well being of others. That is why I have fallen in love with a pony madam that represents everything right with the world. She does not destroy, only builds. From balls to feasts to even the very people, or rather ponies she meets. She is everything to be, sire, and while this may be seen as heresy, I believe God has led me to her, and I wish to marry and to be with her until death does us part. Please sire, please consider it, if not for me, for her. She does not deserve to have her heart broken. Please sire, please.