Thread 42459347

>>42444564
>last thread
Post art, greens, and fics about Pinkie Pie!

>>42459347 (OP)
>ayo ayo why yes I am a fan of Pinkie Pie, how did you know?

>>42459347 (OP)
Sorry ponk bros, I couldn't save your thread in time. Raids and slides have been hitting hard lately.

I noticed that Pingy Pi thread struggles with posts more than any other waifu general, what's up with that?

>>42459497
Pretty sure Rarity, AJ and Fluttershy bros struggle more than us.
But all character generals are slow and the recent raids aren't helping.

>>42459497
>>42459509
If your general is too slow for this board, consider moving to nhnb, where all other dead generals reside.

>>42459596
Nah, we'll just wait for the slides to stop.

>NHNB out of nowhere
So why are you sliding the catalog, Paco?

>>42459629
>implying they will
>>42459636
For fun of course?

>>42459352
Dios mio... el ponk creatura

rip last thread

I can't believe Pinkie Pie fucking died

>>42460362
No
It can't be true

>>42460362
well at least she's in a better place...

>>42459347 (OP)
GIVE HER THE TUMMY BUZZ!!!

Wtf stop dying

don't you die on me now

>>42460152
>>42459347 (OP)
Oops put it back it's OOC and not accurate.
Pinkie Pie's eyes are way too hot for ugly she is. ;) Pink is an ugly color.

>>42461891
YOU'RE AN UGLY COLOR

>>42462151

Pinkie please lower your voice

>>42462151
You're one to talk, meat puppet.

>>42463198
Holy fuck this is adorable, is this yours?

>"I think he's homesick. He's just been sitting there, staring off into space. I've tried to talk to him, but he just says I don't understand him. Then he makes rude and anatomically impossible suggestions."
>"Hmmm, a tough one, eh?"
>"I thought if anyone could snap him out of him, you could, so if you could give it a try?"
>She giggles cheerfully.
>"Leave everything to me, Twilight!"
>You are Anon, and fuck this place.
>You were certain that if you jumped into that interdimensional portal thingie at the Science Fair, nothing would happen.
>The Universe has a sick sense of humor.
>The crazy thing worked, and now you're stuck in this rural hellhole.
>There's no internet, there's no nightlife, and there's no other people around.
>Just these miniature, candy-colored, talking donkeys.
>And a baby dragon, apparently.
>Okay, they were very friendly and they provided for you, but you miss your old life terribly, and in lieu of a huge bender (cider just doesn't cut the mustard) you'd gone off to have a sulk.
>Going on nearly a week now.
>Fuck this place.
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie.
>"Watcha doin'?"
"Zip. Zilch. Diddly. Bupkus. Nada. Fuck-all."
>"Sounds boring. Let's go do something!"
"I'm too tired to do anything. No wait, I'm too depressed to be tired."
>She moves closer to you. "I know a cure for all of that!"
"Just leave me alone."
>She steps closer to you once more, invading your personal space.
>"Final warning Nonny, if you don't stop being such a stick-in-the-mud-"
"Go fuck yourself."
>And with that, Pinkie Pie leans in and presses her soft, fuzzy lips against your cheek, and plants a big wet smacker there.
>You, good sir, are frankly shocked.
"What the hell was that?!!"
>She giggles.
>"It was a kiss, Nonny!" She bats her eyelids coquettishly at you. "Don't tell me you've never been kissed before?"
>By way of emphasizing her point, she leans in and does it again.
"Of course I have! Cut it out!"
>This provokes a third kiss as she invades your personal space further still.

(1 of 2)

>>42463599

>You could swear there was some tongue in that last one, as you start to get up.
"Alright, I'm outta here."
>Pinkie Pie hooks both of her forelegs over your shoulders.
>"Nope! You had your chance!"
>You can't stand up now, and she plants another wet kiss on your lips this time.
"Bleah! Pony germs! I've been poisoned!"
>Pinkie has the advantage now and she presses it, shifting her weight and bearing you down to the ground beneath her.
>"You want to be a stick-in-the-mud? Well, sticks get licks!"
>This time she sticks out her tongue and licks your cheek.
"GROSS!"
>You squirm, but she uses her body weight to keep you pinned to the ground and licks your other cheek.
"PINKIE, STAHP!"
>Another lick right across your face forces you to clamp your lips shut, for fear of Pinkie Pie taking additional liberties with you.
>You flail trying to get away.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
"What?"
>She licks your face again.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
>You struggle defiantly.
"Fuck off!"
>Just as you had feared, she takes advantage of your open mouth this time, and her soft, wet tongue invades, chasing yours around for what seems like an eternity.
>She finally withdraws, leaving you covered in pony slobber and gasping for breath.
>"Say it!"
>She sticks her tongue out again, just to make the point.
"ALRIGHT! UNCLE!"
>"You want to do something else now or do you want more?"
"UNCLE! Anything, just KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!"
>"Okay!" she sing-songs cheerfully and gets off of you, extending a fore hoof to help you to your feet.
>You stand, wiping off your face as best you can.
>"C'mon! Let's go to Sugarcube Corner and get a snack!"
>You seriously consider telling her to get stuffed, but she makes a kissy face at you and you relent.
"Fine. Let's go."
>"Okee-dokee-lokee!"
>Pinkie Pie starts hopping towards Ponyville's pastry shop with you in tow, passing a furiously blushing purple alicorn along the way.
>"Like I said, just leave everything to me!"
>"S-s-sure, Pinkie." Twilight Sparkle stammers.

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>>42463337
It’s ai slop

>>42459347 (OP)
Why do you ponkfags let your wife's thread die so easily?

>>42463700
idk im just too lazy to post sometimes

>>42463599
>>42463602
i liek this

>>42463612
Fuck I got got
Still cute

>>42460134
Is there a bigger version of this?

I never had a real waifu, but I'm starting to realize that I really like pinkie
>Favorite bfed scenes is pinkie sex scene
>Felt robbed at s9 ending
>When feel down, put on the smile song (and living tombstone remix), inevitably feel warm and more brave
>She makes me feel oddly cherished and known, more than any human
>Try to imagine what pinkie would do when comforting others
>I wish I could hug her and thank her for helping me through hard times
What do?

You almost let her fall off again.

>>42463599
>>42463602
Very nice, but I must deduct points for "purple alicorn" unfortunately. Only a few, since I can ignore it easily.

>>42463785
Man, that's cute. I never took my 3DS anywhere.

>>42463602
I love this.

Post ponk with different hair styles

>>42466143
I love you

>>42466709
Tomboy Pinkie would be possibly immoral amounts of fun.

i like this one alot

>>42467488
The warpaint is so pretty!

>>42467727
How can one mare be so cute? It boggles the mind

What could she be listening to?

Pinkie Pie is insatiable.
Once she has your trousers off, she assumes complete control and it's all over for you.

>"Hee-hee!"
>"Buckle up, Nonny!"
>"Pinkie's in the driver's seat now!"
>"And (You) are going for a ride!"

>>42468871
the new tyler the creator album

its been so gay and lame recently but ponk is still a cutie

She has to eat all the eggs

>>42471048
When she was a filly she ate four dozen eggs every morning to help her get large

>>42471048
Joanna!!

>>42472157
Ohhhh boy.

Since Pony Ponk and Saponkien Pie regularly switch places with each other via the portal, how can you tell with Pie you're creaming when the time comes?

>>42472184
Why not both?
Both is good.
I'm down for a three-way with both Pinkies.

>>42473585
>AI slop

This is your singing telegram
I hope it finds you well!
You're invited to a party
'cause we think you're really swell!
Gummy's turning one year old
So help us celebrate!
The cake will be delicious
The festivities first-rate!
There will be games and dancing
Bob for apples, cut a rug
And when the party's over
We'll gather 'round for a group hug
No need to bring a gift
Being there will be enough
Birthdays mean having fun with friends
Not getting lots of stuff.
It won't be the same without you
So we hope that you say yes
So, please, oh please R.S.V.P.
And come, and be our guest!

>>42459347 (OP)
Fuck, it's been a long Pinktober. See y'all in a couple months!

>>42474320
sauce?

pinkie... easy on the baked goods...

>>42474320
me and my wife

You people are sick

>>42477012
How so?

>>42463889
its artist:lerk u dummy
filename 6-7 numbers -> check derpi at that index

>>42477012
Yes we are!

>>42477012
yes

You come home from a long day of work. Your boss refused to give you the day off for your birthday. No one sent you a happy birthday text. No one wished you a happy birthday while working. You have received no gifts, hugs, or recognition.

AND THEN PINKIE PIE APPEARS IN YOUR APARTMENT AND SAYS "IT'S TIME TO PARTY!"

boop

No die Penko Pai

>>42478413
>AND THEN PINKIE PIE APPEARS IN YOUR APARTMENT AND SAYS "IT'S TIME TO PARTY!"
STRESS!

>>42477012
That could be said for, like, 90% of the board?

I haven't drawn a ponko in years but here you go ponkobros

>>42480419
Mlem

>>42480419
Thanks Anon!

>>42480419
cutie! draw more pink

>>42481312
Pinkie Pie is in your closet eating your crayons.

Fucking Pinkie Pie as a human has to be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. She fucked hundreds of stallions with giant cocks.

>>42481910
>"Silly Nonny!"
>"It's not the size of the prize!"
>"It's the motion of the ocean!"

>>42482776
I don’t know who you are, but I do know why you are like this.
You are an insufferable faggot, and the world would be better off without you.

>>42480679
Okay, here you go <3

>>42483959
sunbeam, pinkbeam, wahoo
this was my doodle today

>>42483959
>>42483976
really cute ponks!

>>42483739
Dude. Clam down. The only insufferable faggot here is you. Just chill and post the cute pink horse.

>>42459347 (OP)
Sorry bros, but Ponka is only my second favorite

>>42482776
>It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that counts!"
I am not a ponkfag. But, Pinkie uttering something like this would be damn sexy. That would be true whether she says it in a seductive way, or in her normal whimsical way.

Is Barbie allowed here? I am Latinx, so I am cursed into liking barbie.

>>42485496
OP here, Yes it's allowed. Make sure to post a lot of barbies here.

>>42485505
Is this true, anons? Or is OP a faggot and trying to get me in trubbs 0c0

>>42485520
He's lying about being OP, so I wouldn't trust him
I know because I AM OP!

>>42485543
In order to make sure the thread doesn't die again, I propose we add some Barbie to supplement our lack of commitment to ponk. After all, she is still Ponk.

>>42477369
Also, why is Ponka calling him all those names. lThose are some very serious allegations!

Also, does anyone have any tips on being closer to your waifu? Any help would be cool.

Come on Ponkfrens, where are you?

>>42485776
Maybe writing fanfics about Ponk might bring you closer, but I don't know if you already know that.

>>42485496
>>42485685
or just, y'know, post latinx pinkie pie

>>42486272
La Rumpa!~

>>42486413
>>42486272
I want to have mixed race foals with this latinx.

>>42477012
oh, be nice!

But would you a Bubble Berry?

Finished a spicy human ponko tonight, enjoy pinkachads

https://derpibooru.org/images/3662933

Stop letting the thread die you meanie mc-meanie pants

>>42487839
stop posting barbieslop and maybe we won't

>>42487920
You'd rather the thread die just because someone posted a slightly different ponk? Maybe if you fags actually posted here often I wouldn't have to resort to Barbieslop.

>>42487381
Hot damn! What a perfectly THICC body she has! Pinkachads just keep winning!

Shitposters and baitlovers proving once again that hate is far stronger than friendship.

>>42488072
https://youtu.be/gvq2XlxUGnM?t=4

https://files.catbox.moe/1j01nw.gif

Pretty mare! I love Panko! Ponko! Pinko!

Cute ponka

>>42477369
Only because she has balloons on her butt.

Hey ponkfriends, you're last on the board, and I've got a question for you anyway.

This artwork was based on a story that was itself based on that scene where Pinkie swallows a cake whole. What's some other weird shit like that?

>>42491091
I don't think that's how food works

>>42491135
Well, she's Pinkie Pie, but the idea was she tries to swallow a cake whole only to realize it's not as easy when she's pregnant. It was just a silly idea for a story based on a silly scene, and I'm racking my brain trying to think of anything similarly silly.

need pink pussy

>>42492351
>Living in Equestria
>Even got a decent job
>But you forgot to pay taxes
>But that's okay
>They send you someone to help you with your forms
>But it's Pinkie Pie
>She is apparently a licensed tax preparation assistant
>But she is also the most distractible organism in this entire world
>Your tax preparation sessions aren't very productive
>But it is certainly the most fun you have ever had paying your taxes in your life

>>42492351
That is the cutest thing ever. GIWTWM, I'd be in heaven. We would have the most wonderful cuddle sessions, and she'd smell like Vanilla and chocolate, maybe frosting. She'd shower me with kisses and I would feel so loved. I need her, bro.

Drinkie Pie

>>42493474
How does she do it bros

>>42493474
>ywn have pinkie pie cheering you on
why live?

>>42494507
It's her perfect tummy and sexy-cute face.

Come on Ponkfrens!

>>42495441
I thought you all wanted to cum on Pinkie, not on eachother.

>You're just sitting in the park, watching the fillies play, minding your own business.
>Not a care in the world.
>When all of a sudden a warm weight flops onto your back, and two fuzzy pink appendages wrap snugly around your neck.
>Before your surprise can even turn to outrage, you hear her soft voice right by your ear.
>"What do you taste like, Anon?"
>You feel Pinkie's breath on your face as she pokes out her tongue until it makes contact with your chin.
>Clearly savoring the moment, she slowly draws the soft, warm appendage up your cheek, finally withdrawing it with a playful flick at your earlobe.
>"Mmmm, not bad Nonny," she whispers in your ear, smacking her lips.
>"Got any other flavors?"

>>42495449
Why not both? Make a party out of it!

Ponka is cute. I love her! I want to go to the beach and jump into the water with her!

>>42496735
Mmmm, beach Ponk!

>>42495452
M-Muh dick!

>>42497300
Silly Ponk, that's not a hat!

>>42459347 (OP)
i love this gif, where she going?

>>42497923
Could be a lot of places, Ponkfren. She could be going to school, the mall, maybe to a friends house, maybe to baby sit, or maybe a... secret rendezvous with a certain green gentleman that caught her eye.

>>42497953
Pic related

>>42497923
i just like how goofy her walk is, shes just living her best life

>>42497957
She is a goofy girl/mare. I wish she was real. I just want to be her friend. Of course the closer to her the better, but friendship would be enough for me if things didn't work out. It'd a more genuine friendship than most.

>>42497923
what do you think shes thinking?

>>42464918
You know what to do

>>42464918
Hug dat plushie nigga! Hold her tight an don't let no fool tell you it ain't right to love a mare. Peace.

>>42497967
She could think of a lot of things, but I'd like to think she is thinking about saying hi to her green friend and watch a movie and cuddle. Maybe she teaches him how to bake and they cook something. ||Maybe she will teach him how to bake a creampie. She'll probably be more hands on with that pie though.||

>>42497965
I think she is probably thinking a lot, but I'd like to think that he is going to the green fella I was talking about before. Maybe she is going to teach him how to bake. Maybe a cake, or some fudge. **She might even teach him how to make a creampie, but she might be a little hands on with that one.**

>>42497967
I think she is probably thinking a lot, but I'd like to think that he is going to the green fella I was talking about before. Maybe she is going to teach him how to bake. Maybe a cake, or some fudge. She might even teach him how to make a creampie, but she might be a little hands on with that one.

Why don't you make your own thread and fuck off, nigger.

post more EqG pinkie pie it's making the dude above mad LOL

watch her dance

>>42498078
>>42498021
post more EqG Pinkie Pie please

>>42498404
As you wish!

She Spin

If this ain't the most ironic thing. Barbie"trannies" carrying this thread.

>>42498960
>post shit in otherwise good thread
>everyone leaves
>"look guise I'm carrying the thread”
I hope this lack of self-awareness doesn't reflect how you act irl as well

>>42498977
You'd be right if this thread didn't die constantly before even coming close to the bump limit. Sadly, it does. I think you sould be a little more aware of what's going on too. I hoped that by having Barbie here, this place would be more active, either by love or hate. Sadly its dead no matter what. For crying out loud guys, the fucking Barbie slide thread is more active. I'm just sad anon. Very sad. I'm crying right now ucu.

>>42498977
>"Kiss me, Nonny!"

>>42497922
thats my chubby mare...

... pinkie...

>>42499850
She hungers...

It's a pretty sad state of things when you have to let ayylmao subhumans back in just to stay afloat, you have to admit.

>>42499839
she's so pretty

>>42500037
Mare angle how I love thee

boop

i wish we could harness the power of my bioelectric energy because i remain permanently stimulated by a mleming adorable pony

>>42500518
She really is

Space Penk:
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3664293
Totally would.

>>42503396
She makes my heart melt

she's too friggin cute
she needs to be arrested

>>42505150
she needs to cuddle with (Me)

>>42507061
Why is she sitting in a puddle of piss?

>>42507401
Why aren't you?

>>42505150
Citizen's arrest

>>42502899
I also would a alium Ponk.

>>42507401
Pissy Pie

>>42506169
Dumb stupid idiot box
I love her

>>42510236
>putting food on the floor
You're getting a 1 star review on Whinny

How would making love to Pinkie even go?

>>42511706
It'd be very funny

>>42511717
I can imagine

>>42512159
I wish I could.

Don't die Piky Pi

Would you honk her nose?

>>42513493
yes

>>42513675
Dang. She thicc!

I need your favorite Pinkie Pie fics NOW

>>42514588
Guro Penk my beloved

>>42514588
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/235758/the-element-of-surprise

>>42502416
I want to lift her so bad bros

>>42516926
She wants to be lifted so bad bro

unf chubby ponk

Post Fillysecond

>>42516926
>>42517003
>ywn lift ponk
What's the point bros

>>42518880
She's adorable!

>>42518973
Wow! I bet that tastes yummy!

>>42518958
Waterboarding myself with various carbonated beverages until I wake up in Equestria

>>42521719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NtCESDAw2k

ponk is love
ponk is life

>>42521719
ZOO WEE MAMA

You're on page ten again. Have some pregnant pink patootie.

We're back!

>>42520726
I want Pinkie to make fun of my weird human dick

>>42524635
>t. small dicklet

>>42524655
Forgot mfw

>>42524655
good ending

She wants (you)

>>42527717
For what?

>>42527955
To be her extra special stress relieving friend!