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Anonymous No.42490581 [Report] >>42490593 >>42490596 >>42490619 >>42490739 >>42490763 >>42490767 >>42490777 >>42490829 >>42490846 >>42490982 >>42491180 >>42491196
you get to go to equestria BUT every night a nice mare in town tucks you in and gives you the option of being read a story before bed or talking about your day (or both or neither) before turning off the lights and letting you sleep
do you take the offer?
Anonymous No.42490593 [Report] >>42490702
>>42490581 (OP)
What's the catch?
Anonymous No.42490596 [Report] >>42490702
>>42490581 (OP)
I almost cried reading this. I hope you're happy, OP.
Anonymous No.42490619 [Report] >>42490702
>>42490581 (OP)
Can she give me a goodnight kiss? And preferably always the same mare?
Anonymous No.42490702 [Report] >>42491094
>>42490593
that's literally the catch you can't avoid being tucked in
>>42490596
hey man if its that bad you dont have to take the offer
>>42490619
sure, reasonable request the pinch point is really just that u have to be tucked in, goodnight kiss is perfectly in line with the hypothetical
any mare in mind?
Anonymous No.42490706 [Report] >>42490718 >>42490736
Can I plap the mare?
Anonymous No.42490718 [Report] >>42490721
>>42490706
only if you fall in love
Anonymous No.42490721 [Report]
>>42490718
I've loved her since I first saw her
Anonymous No.42490722 [Report] >>42490732
Can I politely explain that I don't actually enjoy being tucked in and instead just have a nice little conversation with the mare before bed?
Anonymous No.42490732 [Report]
>>42490722
But that would hurt her feelings. Do you have any idea how long she waited for her turn?
Anonymous No.42490736 [Report] >>42490742
>>42490706
>being this much of a brownoid
Ticket revoked and destroyed. Go rape a monitor lizard, jeet.
Anonymous No.42490739 [Report]
>>42490581 (OP)
that's a very nice scenario. I don't think I would be interested in whatever stories they would want to tell me, but it would help me sleep to listen to them.
Anonymous No.42490742 [Report] >>42490793
>>42490736
Who peed in your cornflakes today?
Anonymous No.42490763 [Report]
>>42490581 (OP)
Can I ask her to tickle my arm (with her prickly whiskers) too? That always relaxes me.
Anonymous No.42490767 [Report]
>>42490581 (OP)
This with Derpy!
Anonymous No.42490777 [Report] >>42490800
>>42490581 (OP)
Can I be the one who tucks ponies in and reads them stories before bed and wishes them good night instead?
Anonymous No.42490793 [Report]
>>42490742
Me.
Anonymous No.42490800 [Report] >>42490811
>>42490777
only if it's a little before ur own bed time so you get tucked in afterwards
Anonymous No.42490811 [Report] >>42490812 >>42490817
>>42490800
But I don't need that, I'm a grown man now. It's time for me to start taking care of others.
Anonymous No.42490812 [Report] >>42490815
>>42490811
You'll be babied by a mare and you'll like it.
Anonymous No.42490815 [Report] >>42490817 >>42490821
>>42490812
I don't think I will.
Anonymous No.42490817 [Report] >>42490822
>>42490811
>>42490815
then its no go for equestria dude that's the condition
Anonymous No.42490821 [Report] >>42490823
>>42490815
You VILL go to Equestria.
You VILL be coddled and cared for by a mare.
And you VILL be happy.
Anonymous No.42490822 [Report]
>>42490817
That's fine. Other places exist.
Anonymous No.42490823 [Report]
>>42490821
Even if I kill and eat one of them?
Anonymous No.42490829 [Report] >>42490830 >>42490859
>>42490581 (OP)
What if I lock my doors and windows?
Anonymous No.42490830 [Report]
>>42490829
then the mare assigned to tucking you in is going to be both distressed and sad that she didn't get a chance to tuck you in...
Anonymous No.42490846 [Report] >>42490857 >>42490900 >>42490912 >>42491137
>>42490581 (OP)
Do the nice mares in question consent to it?
If something, anything, prevents the mares from upholding their side of the deal, do they get punished for it or only I do?
What if I'm in the middle of some dangerous adventure and can't afford it to happen? Imagine a dungeon where I'll get eaten by monsters if I ever let my guard down so I'm speedrunning it through a week on hard stimulants without a single nap; should I still take the mare with me (imagine a beefy scarred merc mare in a badass riveted attire) and let her tuck me in every day to formally heed the deal?
What if I'm alone on a space station where everybody else is cryofrozen and if I tap the big red emergency thaw button on anypony's cryopod this somepony would get sick or die later, would I get magically yeeted from Equestria during the next tucking in deadline if I refuse to risk it or would a new mare just magically emerge from shadows to tuck me in? In the latter case, what am I supposed to do with the magical shadow mare? Is it my right and responsibility to take care of her for the rest of her life or would I have to adopt her through standard bureaucratic procedures?
What if I was playing with forbidden magic and accidentally got myself temporarily incorporeal so blankets just pass right through me?
What if some mares abuse it? For instance, can a vampire mare coerce me to let her into my house because it's her turn to tuck me in?
Anonymous No.42490857 [Report] >>42490869
>>42490846
OP says "nice mare in town" and outer space and dungeons are no towns with no mares :/
Anonymous No.42490859 [Report] >>42490913
>>42490829
But what if they send a nice filly to do this?
I bet she has a lot of interesting stuff to tell you about her day.
Anonymous No.42490869 [Report] >>42490895
>>42490857
Space stations are towns in every way but the most superficial.
>a bunch of people who care of each other
>sources of water, places to sleep and shower, niceties niceties
>optional city walls (in 3d)
See? Towns.
Dungeons are a subtype of the wilderness. OP deliberately didn't specify the rules for my time away from towns and it scares me. Maybe a camp can be our temporary micro-town.
Anonymous No.42490895 [Report] >>42490925
>>42490869
If space stations are towns then there is nothing preventing a mare that lives there to tuck you in, is there?
>but they are not there for some convoluted reason
Then it's not a town.
Anonymous No.42490900 [Report] >>42490925
>>42490846
>Do the nice mares in question consent to it?
enthusiastically so
>do they get punished for it or only I do?
no punishment EVER, life happens no blame but it is intended to happen as often as possible every night
>What if some mares abuse it?
only nice mares can tuck you in, never evil mares

basically all ur questions revolve around the idea of a very strict play through of this, it's not strict but just generally a mare REALLY REALLY wants to tuck you in at night, no hardcore rules but you can't deliberatly avoid it every single time forever
whatever imaginary scenario ur thinking of to negate it u honestly probably could but there's a mare out there who's deeply concerned about you not being tucked in and will never have that pain put at ease unless they tuck you in unless there's a decent excuse as to why not, again, can't put it off long term only short term
Anonymous No.42490912 [Report] >>42490925
>>42490846
>haha I'm going to Equestria but I will do everything to avoid ponies as much as possible!
you know what, they don't even want to tuck you in anymore
Anonymous No.42490913 [Report]
>>42490859
I think it would be my job to tuck in the filly and not the other way around.
Anonymous No.42490925 [Report]
>>42490895
It's a sleepy town. But fair enough.
>>42490900
Then I suppose I'd give it a shot.
>never evil mares
Rude. She's just hungry and tries to think outside the box.
>>42490912
Aww.
Anonymous No.42490982 [Report]
>>42490581 (OP)
sure, can i do the same to them?
Anonymous No.42491094 [Report]
>>42490702
Any mare to tuck me in would be a boon
Anonymous No.42491137 [Report] >>42491151
>>42490846
It's not that deep, Twilight.
Anonymous No.42491151 [Report]
>>42491137
That's what I told her last night.
Anonymous No.42491180 [Report] >>42491185
>>42490581 (OP)
That's actually my ideal equestria so I'm taking it, no questions asked.
Anonymous No.42491185 [Report] >>42491190 >>42491206
>>42491180
Yeah? What if the covers are always a little to short to cover you and all the stories are boring?
Anonymous No.42491190 [Report] >>42491505
>>42491185
I like falling asleep to stories, and I'd just ask a pony like rarity or applejack to stitch me a bigger blanket.
Anonymous No.42491196 [Report] >>42491217
>>42490581 (OP)
>you get to go to equestria
I'll pass
Anonymous No.42491206 [Report]
>>42491185
>ywn peacefully drift off listening to a mare yammering on about her wondrously boring life
Anonymous No.42491217 [Report]
>>42491196
Fag.
Anonymous No.42491505 [Report]
>>42491190
>and I'd just ask a pony like rarity or applejack to stitch me a bigger blanket
You're not friends with either of them and you can't afford a blanket from Rarity.