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Anonymous No.42501359 [Report] >>42501437 >>42501445 >>42501730 >>42502584
How would ponies react to Anon always trying to help them out with things?
Anonymous No.42501411 [Report]
They would probably be very appreciative, if I had to guess.
Anonymous No.42501433 [Report]
>ywn be Ponyville's handyman, helping out wherever needed whenever you can, even if you're self-admittedly not the best at some things
i'm suddenly very sad
Anonymous No.42501437 [Report] >>42501439
>>42501359 (OP)
>very appreciative
How? I will only accept sex in return, not a simple "thank you" or other bullshit
Anonymous No.42501439 [Report]
>>42501437 here
forgot to mention im a brown shitskin saars
Anonymous No.42501445 [Report] >>42501458
>>42501359 (OP)
they would be happy to have someone to help them but if it starts to become annoying they will gently tell you they can handle things
Anonymous No.42501456 [Report] >>42501722 >>42502573
I'd open up a "scratch booth". Think about it: not having hands and being mostly quadrupedal means trying to scratch a hard to reach itch would just be frustrating, so I'd just sit at a booth and scratch ponies. Wouldn't even ask for anything in return.
Anonymous No.42501458 [Report] >>42501486
>>42501445
Yeah, I feel like the line that a lot of anons would struggle with is that their help would become condescending.
Anonymous No.42501486 [Report] >>42501523
>>42501458
>tfw the human keeps grabbing stuff from tall shelves for you but you're a pegasus
>tfw the human keeps grabbing stuff from tall shelves for you but you're a unicorn
>tfw the human keeps grabbing stuff from tall shelves for you but you're an...okay, earth ponies can use the help, but STILL
Anonymous No.42501523 [Report] >>42501735
>>42501486
Pinkie is exception, anon
Anonymous No.42501722 [Report]
>>42501456
This is the best solution.
Anonymous No.42501730 [Report] >>42501743
>>42501359 (OP)
>Anon
>hand
hi tranny
shift+click
Anonymous No.42501735 [Report]
>>42501523
Pinkie would turn it into a bit and have you help her grab things that are perfectly accessible to her. Or, like, intentionally drop something on the ground and have you pick it up for her and then thank you profusely and tell you how helpful you are.
Anonymous No.42501743 [Report]
>>42501730
the trannyspammers are becoming less coherent by the day
Anonymous No.42502573 [Report]
>>42501456
based
Anonymous No.42502584 [Report]
>>42501359 (OP)
not sure, personally I would just try to be courteous and helpful within reason, offering when appropriate and accepting when my help isn't desired. its good to be sane.