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Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630

Fall is falling upon us

>>42523942
indeed

>>42523942
>>42523957
How does Vomitvomiting draw every pony with the most seductive fuck-me eyes ever seen on Earth?

>>42524052
the power of horny compels him, but on a more serious note it's because he tends to give them bedroom eyes and or eye shadow.

>>42524076
God imagine being trapped in a chaste kinderquestria where that's just the default expression. Mares, stallions, griffons, doesn't matter.

>>42524090
a fate worse than hell for horny people.

>>42524340
High speed headpats can easily become smacks. Be careful.

>>42524458
How Anon ended up in pone prison

>>42524695
This picture always makes me laugh

>>42525181
Everypony get down, he's got a pony butt and he's not afraid to use it

Dang it, Derpy

>>42525663
Derpy would never be that careless with a muffin

>>42526232
would pet this pony

pre bed bwubs

>>42526409
cute!

>>42526904
Thought that said winter melon

>>42527568
somepony save her, for the love of god

>>42527613
Save her? She's having the time of her life!

>>42527568
I love when my wife's ears twitch

>>42527735
I also love when your wife's ears twitch

>SCP-003
>Containment Class: Null

>Special Containment Protocols:
>SCP-003 cannot be contained in entirety nor perpetuity. It is omnipresent for half of each day.
>Isolated areas can exclude SCP-003's influence by means magical or architectural (see tactical assessment of: Roof)
>Testfriends must be monitored for dissent, particularly during peak ice cream season.
>Any avowed winter enjoyers are to be kept off of SCP-003 containment committees, due to increased risk of disproportionate action.
>Nightmare Moon was not 'the right call.'

>Description:
>SCP-003 is the apparent relationship between direct sunlight and hot.
>Times of extreme SCP-003 influence are responsible for countless cases of sweaty wingpits, thirsty ponies, and total [redacted] of ice cream cones.
>For the last time, we need the sun, somepony just figure out how Anon's wagon makes cold air!

>>42528480
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

>Mask of the Mother
>Zweinoodle
>Muffincrest Shield
>Ring of Flavor and Perfection
All you could ever need

It's had not having hands

>>42528766
What was she trying to do!?

>>42529758
A unanimous decision

>>42528207
Very nice.

Filly replaced Equestria's water supply with baja blast Celestia was going to do code red

>>42531461
how dastardly

This one is gonna need more headpats

>>42532074
plot twist: it's not a threat, it's a warning about her sharp horn

>>42531461
Brawndo
It's got what ponies crave.

>>42532587
>'Anon, whaddaya mean 'water?'
>'Water goes in water parks, not on plants!'

>>42532702
> Cut to anon working with Twilight to fix the kinderquestria education system.

pre bed moona

Punishment for her evil ways

>>42533316
For the last time, you aren't being punished, you just can't be trusted not to gnaw your rump raw every time a flea bites you.

>>42533316
Pet.

>>42534329
Will

>>42535157
Tragedy. The driest mare you know is about to be moistened.

>>42535157
> Cut to a bunch of ponies cooking marshmallows using Daybreaker.

>>42523771 (OP)
Cute

>>42535248
Tragedy: they can't bring the chocolate close enough, it melts in the wrapper

>>42536048
What a silly filly

>>42536358
The silly filly will fall upon ball. The prophecy is true.

>>42536950
>Fort Equals Three
What could it mean?

>>42536980
I've heard a myth that =3 is supposed to be a cats face but i just don't see it

>>42537178
Oh, smug cat face is :3
People who use equals signs for emoji eyes are demons.

Pre-bed would

>>42532074
Its starting to work

pre errand boop

>>42538843
Derpy somehow secretly being the least innocent is kinda hilarious.

>>42537178
>>42537379
Ever since watching Brendaniel read "Denko (´･ω･`)":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ID3eMcEw&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUcMfsUrHFGR_avA6Jql2bl
I can't help but read any variation resembling :3 as "Stupid Fuckin' Hamster Face"

>>42540324
That is a neighbor, and she is in the hood. Carry on.

>>42539771
Based Brendaniel watcher. Give Sonic High School a watch if you haven't, it's my favorite series on youtube.

Boop.