Thread 42734376

>>42734929
>mare's reaction to this particular human man (who will always be a human man)

>>42734944
Imagine being so obnoxious that not even Cloud Kicker wants to bang you.

>>42734929
Cheerilee is a cerise Earth Pony.

>>42735041
Anon... do you think Apple Bloom wants to have sex with him? Does anything even slightly suggest that?

>>42735041
??? he's green

>>42735047
He's either extremely mindbroken, or...

>>42735046
oh did somebody say ms paint?
this is now an ms paint thread, post mares in ms paint reacting to human men

>>42735052
Definitely mindbroken.

>tfw anon talks to you and is waiting for you to pounce
>tfw you don't know how to tell him he's not actually irresistable

>>42735060
>mindbroken without needing >rape
The latent power of human men is simply too strong...

>>42735098
Imagine wasting your time reading that shit. Couldn't be me.

>>42735101
TRVKE

>>42735140
I'm liking the more realistic proportions

You'd ask for permission before touching, right?

>>42735162
Seriously.

>>42735156
Blackedschizo being an insecure femcel intimidated by men being with mares may explain a lot about her behavior. Like getting her pants in a twist whenever mares get praised, called beautiful etc. That infuriates her because she never got that type of devotion and affection, not even from her biological daddy.

>>42735170
Also forgot to mention the Apple Bloom pic case. Femcels often tend to see pedophilia where it isn't.

I don't think ponies would go this far, this seems inaccurate.

I get it now:
The reason why this particular anon compares human on pony to "BLACKED" shit and calling everyone who likes it "brown" and screaming about rape is because he feels cucked by depictions of human on pony.
>But how would he feel cucked?
The entire appeal of blacked shit is seeing someone not of your own kind getting some pussy. It's racial cuckoldry.
Human on pony then is by definition THE OPPOSITE of blacked shit as, IF YOU ARE HUMAN, you are seeing YOUR OWN KIND getting some Prime Horsepussy™, and that human in question could even be (You).

Therefore the only way this anon would feel repulsed or even cucked by human on pony is if HE IS A PONY HIMSELF.
This anon must be A LITTTLE PONY MASQUERADING AS A MAN!
This anon is probably even a FEMALE MARE!
The only thing we can do now for this ponanon is to make her PROVE she is not a pony or else we must locate this ponanon and with a heavy heart,
>rape
her to fix her.

>>42735178
Plot twist of the decade.
>>42735183
Post hands... unless you have hooves, that is, little mare~

>>42735178
I think the anon, obsessed as they may be, just dislikes racial supremacy as a fetish. It is kinda weird.

>>42735187
>No hands
Hooves confirmed!

I'm honestly more offended by this particular poster trying to poison the culture well with nuchan buzzwords than his crusade against human on pony. It's clear he hasn't been here long.
Quick reminder that the "ur brown" spam is a sitewide thing.

>the femcel is replying to every post
I think she's broken...

>>42735189
That makes him easy to identify. The guy's a complete retard and can only post like this:
>jeet
>brown
>dilate
>projection
Absolute bottom-of-the-barrel shartyboy behavior. Probably a 12-year-old with brain rot and shit for chromosomes.

>>42735189
>you're black!
>you're brown!
>you're a pajeet!
>TRANNY!!!
vs
>haha mares are pretty

One day I hope this poster stops being mad all the time. It's not gonna happen any time soon, but it's so much nicer to live a life without the brainworms controlling you.

>>42735197
I remember that back in like 2014 anons would argue about humans being superior because of the superior stamina while stallions are one-pump chumps. The "spam" in question just involves a phrase that's posted site-wide, then due to creating copius amounts salt... why do you think somebody wouldn't post it more out of spite?

>>42735215
Sure, I can see why it's being spammed to make this guy mad, but I still don't care for it. Spam doesn't suddenly become good just because it's to piss off someone I find annoying.

I'm out of ponies being angry with humans. In reality there's a wide variety of ways that ponies would react to humans! Hopefully you'd be kind, caring and respectful in Equestria and thus be treated with kindness, care and respect in turn.

>>42735223
>but I still don't care for it
Cool, too bad 90% of the board doesn't share your feelings. It isn't the only instance of shit being spammed because it pisses other people off, see also: calling certain waifufags cucks because of real or perceived relationships between the characters.

>>42735237
That would be fun, but I feel like most anons would default to assuming they're already friends and then get double-hoof bucked in the face when they try and hug Rainbow Dash out of nowhere.

>>42735244
It's bad when those get threads created to annoy people too. Notably, those threads usually get deleted for being trolling.

>>42735253
It's only BLACKED to you as you are a little pony.
Post your tactile "human" hands or forever be known as a seething little marecel

>>42735274
Tough words for a little mare in Remote Raping Distance™.
Show us your hands, "fellow human"

>>42735277
probably an indian too

>>42735275
Little bit weird to go from posting cute cartoon ponies to posting an actual horse in a thread about humans having sex with another species.

>>42735178
I'm of the mind that it's a seething femoid. No man would care this much about what another man is attracted to.

Well, no straight man anyway. Someone is insanely jealous of mares and seeks to undermine it at every chance. What's stupid is thinking b I'll do anything but continue loving mares.

Which mare do you guys think has the strongest reaction to human men?

>>42735284
She seethes when mares get praised. Of course it's a loveless, lonely cat lady.
BG mares stand for Beautiful Goddess mares, btw.

>>42735296
Everyone would say Lyra, but it's obviously Bonnie. She wants to fuck humans even more.

>>42735298
What seeing the perfection of mare does to a wall smashed roastie.

>>42735300
>OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE MARES AT?

>>42735300
I like to think that humans existed in ancient Equestria given they have saddles and human hybrids like Centaurs and Minotaur exist. Maybe she saw them go extinct, or even banished them. She might be remorseful just as she was for banishing Luna. She might want to give humanity another chance, and in turn, grows attached to (You).

>>42735296
>Which mare do you guys think has the strongest reaction to human men?
this one >>42735306 (picrel)

>>42735297
I do just fine, thanks. I think not posting images that get 3-days is one of my most impressive traits, considering my condition.

>>42735312
Imagine the smell

>>42735318
>Not denying that she looks like that

>>42735318
>she doesn't deny being a mare
Confirmed!

Meanwhile in Equestria:
>"Humie boys are so handsome and fuckable! Simply perfect! It's like they're made for our pleasure."
>"We pony mares would show them how real pleasure feels like. Their females' pussies are shallow and don't even have muscle control!"

>>42735361
if you have a problem with fetishes then why are you on /mlp/ of all places, little mare?

>"Don't worry sweetie, she's just mad us mares are the superior lovers."
>"If all women are like that I'm afraid they will replaced by mares, but nopony would be sad about it."

>>42735363
I'm gonna say the person who's obsessed with race has a problem with the race part, not the fetish part. Just guessing though.

>>42735361
It's BLACKED from YOUR perspective, not a Human one. Therefore you admit you are not human and are a pony.

>>42735298
Sweet Biscuit cookie kisses!

>>42735364
H... her name is Blueberry Curls, which can be abbreviated as BBC! Fucking raceplay jeets go back to /trash/!

>>42735363
Oh so you have to swallow all the >>>/trash/ fetishes now because its /mlp/? Are you going to start defending diaperfags then? Fuck you

>>42735365
there's no race play itt as far as i see tho. just mares reacting to human men, both good and bad. you can like someone different from you without it being some fetish or betrayal.

>>42735372
I'm literally the only one who's posted negative reactions. All other posts are mares ogling human men, usually including people saying that it's because humans are the superior specimen.

>>42734376 (OP)
Her honest reaction to that information

https://derpibooru.org/images/3669501

>>42735372
Yup, she's calling it BLACKED because she feels cucked. It's rather telling.

>>42735372
This is always made by racecuck fetish fags. And when you don't post their approved racecuckoldtry they have a tantrum when their nanny isn't around.

>>42735369
>blueberry curls loves humans
>bbc loves humans
>human-loving bbc
>three letters in her name
>HL3
CONFIRMED
It's finally time!

>>42735376
Me thinks she secretly has the fetish and is in the denial stage.

>>42735378
>You've solved my riddle, /mlp/

>>42735380
she knows deep down she's a mare who craves a human boyfriend, so she pretends to be a "big tough human" who hates humans on the horsenet to deny the truth

(You)? Built for BBC.

>>42735389
>ywn reform closeted human lover chud neet

>>42735441
Human men were built to be conquered by strong, muscular, feminine, big-plotted earth pony mares.

>>42735442
>me when I get a marewife

>>42735446
>Conquering humie

>>42735449
Human men were built to be conquered and taken up the clouds by strong, athletic, fast, agile, tight-pussied pegasus mares.

>>42735449
It's okay little mare, you'll get your human boyfriend someday.

To love a mare and be loved by mares, truly a beautiful thing

>>42735457
Human men were built to be held down and dominated by the indomitable mind and magic of unicorns.

>>42735465
Don't abuse the noun "mare" by giving it to a roastie

>>42735483
Human men were built to see themselves getting milked by crystal mares.

In the year of our Lord 2025, people still falling for bait.

>>42735498
Human men were built to be conquered by sexy, quirky, sharp-fanged bat mares.

this one's a classic

>>42735511
This is probably true. I'm not about to fight fanged animals. But if that's the case I think griffons would be the best at >rape.

>>42735547
This seems really out of character

>>42735545
>doesn't even know DYEWTS means

Tight marepussy won. Femcels lost.

the weak should fear the strong

>>42735531
>the little pony is still at it calling human on pony "blacked"
Oh my! Little mares like you are VERY naughty! Don't you know it's bedtime somewhere?
As a human man, I'll have to scritch ya with my HUMAN hands!
Of course, you can stop this from happening if you simply post your own hands to prove you're not a silly little mare after all!

I can't believe the jannies fucking died of an aneurysm.

>>42735583
She's butthurt at mares and at any sign of men loving them, what do you think?

Can someone please post more of the (Not) doing hurtful things charts
The hurtful things ones make me feel bad

>>42735583
>I don't like this thread!
>calls people niggers
>doesn't work
>posts abuse
>doesn't work
>posts porn
>doesn't work
YOU ARE HERE
>calls people tranny
>doesn't work
>tries to slide the entire board just to get rid of this one thread
>too active to work
>cries to the sharty to raid us
>doesn't work
The love between human man and pony mare is simply too strong

>>42735615
>>posts porn
You mean foalcon with Russian filenames?
Blacked roastie has a splinter up her ass against that country and often brings up offboard brainrot about the war. I may play a huge part about it.

>>42735583
She's posting how she wants to be treated. As a human-craving mare, her mask finally slipped and she's facing her true self. No more pretending to be a "big tough human" who hates human on pony relationships.
However, years of suppressing her true desires has morphed her human fetish into something horrible and extreme. Now she's venting herself out by posting these images.
It's sad to see, really. A little pony has a mental breakdown over human men when this all could have been avoided if she admitted wanting humans earlier.

>[Deleted]
kwab

i love wholesome mares

Junebug? I'd fug.

>>42735715
>i don't enjoy spamming a thread like this
Then stop doing it

>>42735724
kek, nice

>>42735724
What lesson are you trying to teach exactly? That man on mare is bad?
I won't learn that lesson no matter what you do. Human+Pony is peak, it has been for fifteen years and it will be for the next fifteen too.

>>42735733
she's a big mare

>>42735736
For humie.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42735652
You wouldn't happen to have a Rainbow Dash, Applejack or Gilda one would you?

>>42735742
Sundown didn't suck because of what he drew, he sucked because of how he drew it. That giga-ass, banana-boob fat fetish was gross.

>>42735745
Nyes

>>42735746
>based and redpilled Russian foalcon enjoyer is actually a hohol falseflag
Disappointing

>>42735769
>Bite the pillow for humie

Cheerilee's hot and all but where does all this love for her come from?

>>42735769
>OP topic is of mares wanting and enticing human men
>spams pictures of mares getting raped and not wanting it
>somehow this is the same thing
you remind me of a certain blackedschizo
you actually just hate mares right?

>>42735782
She needs it, because stallions sure as hell aren't giving it to her.

>>42735791
>if nobody posted about how humans are better than ponies i wouldn't be posting this
Man, you must have really slow internet. That's been a regular thing on the board for over a decade.

Not gonna read any of the deleted messages but the pony was right

>>42735806
>"I'm tired of the board"
Then stop using it? All you posting abuse is going to do is encourage anons to post more man on mare.

Found his youtube. We better watch out for this guy, he's serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4

>>42735798
Unfathomably based cheerifag just posting mare through all the autism

is this how she would react to human men? she must really like fingers

>>42735825
She likes how they feel through her coat.

>>42735821
they were referring to the hurtful things charts. the rape stuff you're posting is just lame
just admit you're a mare-hater

>>42735812
cheerileefags are a rare breed with a special strain of autism. absolute soldiers.

>>42735814
Jokes on you I can love mares but also enjoy abuse

>>42734376 (OP)
Ponies don't like humans

>>42735844
Honest question, does it count as abusefagging if it's Glimmy hurting the other mares for me, but entirely on her on volition?

>>42735863
>no fun allowed

>>42735855
The entire point of EQG was making it clear that ponies are attracted to humans. 100% of mares who have met a human have been interested in human men.

>>42735863
I'm pretty sure the 4chan software can't do that, anon. I don't think I've ever seen that function outside of discord. But even if it could, jannies get payed by the ban.

>>42735865
Yes, that counts.

>>42735867
hey just so you know, i dont really look up >rape pics but seeing you posting them here is making me kind of horny like i know its wrong but some of these ponies just look distressed and its making my fucking dick tingle. im not normally into like rape shit or whatever outside of the stray shitpost but some of these are admittedly kind of hot

I love mares so much it's unreal
love from turkey.

>>42735881
Neat.

>>42735765
Hehe, thank you anon. My tummy hurts but I am comforted by this silliness

>>42735901
I can't believe his plan worked. I'm gonna go jerk off to punishing Cozy Glow now.

>>42735898
Celestia I want to be Cheerilee's fuckpet so fucking much.

>>42735898
>Love humie

>>42735915
Anon are you trying to get more people into your rape and slavery fetish?
Naughty naughty, but it's the wrong thread for that

>>42735916
>Unwind with humie

She's gonna fuff you silly

>>42735923
>Marry humie

>>42735883
>spams porn because rape is bad
>porn spam accomplishes nothing but give some anons a rape fetish
so what was the point, exactly?

I wholeheartedly believe that mares, as superior species, should conquer the human race and take all the men to please themselves with, to make them their love slaves, and that it would be a win-win situation.

>>42735937
We all admit we're rapists, so go away.

>>42735931
>Support friends marrying humies

>>42735939
Seconding this. Fear my vile rape imagery.

>>42735937
I am not, and never will be, a rapist.

>>42735937
>"Human supremacy" in question: mares would find me fuckable
>hurr, muh grape, you're LITERALLY graping them you fucking incel chud
Biofrontholes really are a special kind of retarded. Thankfully mares are replacing them.

>>42735946
Unf

>>42735947
>Bump uglies with humie

>>42735937
How exactly is rape the same as human supremacy, like you're suggesting? the fuck kind of mental gymnastics is that?

>>42735955
>savor post-coital glow with humie

>>42735960
>Begin life with humie

>>42735967
>Live together with humie

>>42735968
ah, so you're the blackedschizo. you think mares wanting men is horrible and is the same as blacked shit and rape.
it all makes sense now.
what a compelling point, thank you for wasting our time. you may now leave.

>>42735976
>Happily ever after with humie

You owe her sex

>>42735985
>babies with humie

>you are all rapists!
>btw, let me show you my intensive collection of rape images.

>>42735988
>Raise foals with humie

>>42735987
but she's smelly

>>42735994
>i'm grabbing them off a booru as i post them and i'm deleting them immediately after because i have no use for them outside of this
Sure, buddy. Totally normal behavior for someone who's supposed to be against it. 100% credible.
You really are a good lolcow.

>>42735975
>The weak should fear the strong
>Not protect them be attractive to ponies and give them pleasure
>Strength = Rape
you seem to be the only person espousing these points in this thread nonny, have you considered you are simply wrong?

>ahh yes time to post rape porn on the board where >rape is one of the oldest running gags
>that'll offend them for sure

>>42735987
She owes me a clothespin. P.U.!

>>42735997
>Be mommy and daddy with humie

>>42735984
like what >>42735635 said, she's a mare pretending to be a human and she's just trying to discover herself.

>>42736013
>Be there for foals milestones with humie

>>42735996
>>42735999
>>42736010
You love it

>>42736020
fillies ToT

i'd brush them

>180 posts
>atleast 50 of these are 2 retards fighting (one of them is pretending to be 5 retards)
battered wife syndrome. that's what every user of this site has

>>42736017
>Snuggle and love humie every night to make more foals

>>42736031
>Become humie foal factory

>>42734376 (OP)
if a pomy reacts to human man she woul hug him
because the pomy will detect which creature need hug the most at any given moment in time
pomy is magical that way

>>42736036
Do chores side-by-side with humie

>>42734376 (OP)
if a pomy reacts to human man, she will lie down and allow to be pet. this is because deep down she knows that act of peting and being pet will release endorphin chemical for both pomy and human. this will promote health and happiness. the human will use his useful finger to pet the pomy for great effect

>>42736049
Unf

>>42736045
>Oh no, I sure hope mister human doesn't come over to our stand and wreck our delicate little flowers~

>>42736046
>Keep house clean for humie and foals

>>42736047
>Watching the stars with humie

>>42734376 (OP)
if a pomy react to human man
se will know wen true love will occur. it is pomy intuition.
if human man will initiate courtship and pomy like him too, she will return this feelings and allow love to blossom. pomy knows that power of true love is strong. and human and pomy loving each other are strong together

>>42736057
>kisses and licks with humie

>>42736066
>Dances with humie

I have an idea! Let's turn this into a general!

>>42736075
I always liked these images cause it's nice to imagine alternate endings for them.

>>42734376 (OP)
if a pomy react to human man,
she will be happy to build life with the human.
she will care for home, care for the human, and make a good life together. and have love.
it is the important ingredient.
the pomy will know what to give, and the human will know what to give also.
they will grow old and have a family full of joy. the pomy will do this. and the human will learn too.
pomys are magical.
pomys are joy.
pomys are love.
please remember that

>>42736089
>Humie Love General

It's crazy how so many people react so negatively to MLM (Mares Loving Men).
What makes someone be so full of hatred towards the love between man and mare?
Why do they tilt so much at this part of the fandom?
Why do they liken it to horrible things?
Are they born with such evil in their hearts? Are they just gay?
So many questions.

>>42736129
It should be obvious who's making these posts

>>42736171
>Making lots of foals for humie

>>42736172
This is why anon should stick with a question mark for a face

can we get some kino green?

>>42736180
>Nothing but humie foals

>>42736166
but how do you know that they don't?
you're the only one here insisting that they don't want that when everyone else is posting mares who really want that.
wasn't the whole point of the thread to post mares who are lusting after humans?
if they really want it, then it's fine right? If they don't, then they're not part of this. so what's your problem?

Kiss mares. Make out with mares. Caress mares. Pet mares. Let mares caress you. Give upsies to mares. Scritch mares' ears. Hold mares' hooves with your hand. Peck mares all over their bodies. Kiss mares' navels. Lick mares' pussies. Suck mares' winking clits. Swallow mares' squash soup. Fondle mares' teats. Drink mares' milk. Rub mares' bellies. Put your face in mares' chest fluffs. Inhale mares' pheromones. Put your dick in mares' warm mouths. Get deepthroated by mares. Fill mares' stomachs with your cum. Get your balls kissed by mares. Put your dick in mares' ponuts. Fill mares' ponuts. Put your cock in mares' tight pussies. Feel mares' winking clits against your penis. Breed mares. Thrust yourself into mares. Get ridden and bounced on by mares. Press your head against mares' wombs. Penetrate mares' wombs. Fill mares with your cum. Get milked and drained by mares. Dominate mares. Submit to mares. Tie mares up and satisfy their submission kinks. Spank mares. Get spanked by mares. Dress mares in sexy lingerie. Get called a mare-loving slut and a good colt by mares. Let mares leave hickeys all over your body. Fingerfuck mares. Get your dick stroked by mares' hooves. Put your cock inbetween mares' teats and get tittyfucked by mares. Put your penis in mares chest fluffs and get fluffjobs from them. Let pegasus, alicorn and bat mares stroke your penis with their wings. Let unicorn, alicorn and kirin mares stimulate your penis with their magic. Get tied up by mares and satisfy their domination kinks. Get gangfucked by mares. Let mares choke you as they ride you. Nibble on mares' ears. Get your ears nibbled on by mares. Get your hair pulled by mares with their teeth. Make love with with mares in the missionary position. Fuck mares doggy style. Get fucked by mares cowgirl style. Pound mares in full nelson. Rut mares in suspended congress. Get ravaged by mares amazon style. Feel mares' quivering, pulsating, twitching coochies around your cock. Whisper sweet nothings to mares' ears. Get whispered sweet nothings by mares in your ears. Cuddle with mares. Tell mares that you love them. Get told by mares that they love you. Marry mares. Rub mares' pregnant bellies, being full of your offspring. Feel mares' soft fuzzy fur on your skin. Gaze upon mares' big eyes. Rub your nose with mares' snouts.

>>42736195
Slopwriter will not actually write anything of value. It is in his name. So no.

>>42736196
what would you like to see in a green, abusefren?

>what's your problem?
alright, i'll be honest with you
i'm fat, brown, retarded, and terminally online, this is why i keep projecting and calling everyone else brown and poojet
no mare will ever love me, so i just seethe and cope in every thread like the pathetic waste of bandwidth i am

>>42736217
It's good to admit it, friend.

>>42736217
I'm glad you're being honest with us. That's the first step to growing as a person.

Mares love farting on human men's penises and faces.

>>42736195
Do you want smut? How you want it to go?

>>42736231
human foal factories or whatever that schizo is seething about.

>>42736213
>abusefren
She's not even falseflagging as one. Already stated it was just to troll. Because it's true that most mare lovers aren't into that stuff. There just happens to be a couple of us here though. But abuse has its time and place, which this thread isn't

>>42736209
I want to bury my face in Fluttershy's soft, fluffy belly so much, it's unreal

>>42736248
>making dinner with humie

>>42736257
>Romantic candlelit dinner with humie

>>42736206
"Raceplay" carries the implication that it is a fetish where a race is dominant over the other in the bedroom. Do mares lusting after humans fall under that category?
You seem enamored by the idea that the point of this thread is that man is stronger than mare and thus mares exist below men. But is that the case at all?
The idea of mares falling for men is supposed to be a mirror of ourselves. We lust for them.
Isn't the idea of this concept to explore the interesting hypothetical scenario wherein they lust for us too?
What if man and mare are just made for each other? Man superior in is own right and mare superior in her own right. Is that raceplay?

And how can you be so sure it's a raceplay kink? As of right now, in reality, there are no ponies that exist in real life like in the show. It is a hypothetical scenario involving a hypothetical group of sapients. They cannot be a race as they are not real.

Are you sure you understand the topic at hand?
What is your major malfunction about all this?

>>42736284
Xe hates that men would rather fantasize about mares than deal with biofrontholes

In a weird way I'm glad I got to be here for this. It was fun to marepost with Cheerileefriend in the middle of the shitstorm.

>>42736284
>"Raceplay" carries the implication that it is a fetish where a race is dominant over the other in the bedroom.
not really, that's only one type of raceplay, and it's actually way less common than the other type, where the focus is on the males of race a and the females of race b being paired together, while the females of race a and the males of race b get cucked.

>>42736317
do they have to get cucked? why cant they have each other?

>>42736330
because then it wouldn't be as hot i guess? i dunno i'm just the messenger.

You know how each of us lust after Rainbow Dash because of how tenacious she is for a female? I think we'd have the same effect in Equestria. Most colts are soft pushovers, they'd go head over heels for a human man with a shred of backbone.

Cheerilee writes MARED fanfics in her spare time.

>>42736468
Of course she does

>>42736345
>thinking I give a fuck about human women
Funni

>>42736530
Tell us how you really feel

>>42736530
>being this new
Shameful display

>>42736541
It's fine, her husband is only in flashbacks. Widows and divorcees are fair game.

>>42736088
I've read this on desu. What could I say is хppьк тьфy нa твoй чмoшный eбaльник, yблюдoчнaя ceльдь. Кoбылoчки лyчшe вceх.
>>42736233
Well why not try to get a short one going.
>The last ten years breezed through you, despite being rather event-rich
>After landing in the cute mare land, you eventually start a relationship with Cheerilee, Ponyville's local teacher
>The romance between the pony teacher and the alien errand-boy progressed slowly, but it bloomed into a strong bond when Cheerilee recalled to you all her worries, all her sorrows over being lonely one Hearts and Hooves day
>You started dating, it all began with holding her hoof, hugging each other, leaving chaste pecks on each other's cheeks
>Then the kisses became more bold, more passionate, dates evolved from dinners at restaurants to candlelit dinners in her cottage
>Leading to the logical conclusion: you decided to marry each other, legally and officially enforcing your union
>The magenta earth mare's "I do!" at the altar still plays clearly in your head after all those ears
>That day, both of you were happier than ever, it was one of the happiest days in your lives
>That night, you had sex for the first time, and it surpassed every single expectation
>It was the best thing ever
>Your mare wife sure thinks so too
>When she became pregnant, she often talked about her fillies inherenting her talents at teaching
>In her mind, she wished to have many, many foals together with you
>Your first child turned out to be a human boy, seemingly without any pony features, but he has his mother's green eyes
>As he grew up, it was clear that there's a lot of an earth pony in him than it appears
>He's very strong, much stronger than any other human kid at his age
>But he was very docile and also had a strong, inclining passion for anything that has to do with plants
>Your mare didn't want to settle at just one kid, moreover, she made sure that she wants to be turned your "human foal factory"
>At this moment you had 8 kids, five human boys and three earth pony fillies
>Every time your mare was in her heat, she demanded that you should put a human foal in her womb
>Cheerilee pets her human son, gently running her hoof on his head as he's falling asleep, his tiny hand being on his mother's other hoof
>You're also putting your youngest filly to bed, gently kissing her as she purrs, feeling her little ears getting scritched
>You run your hand through her mane and on her magenta fur, being with her until she's soundly asleep
>Maybe Cheerilee wanted to be turned into a human foal factory, but she loved her fillies with all of her heart, and it was scary when she was getting angry over something happening to any of them
1/3

>>42736550
>You look at your wife, the tired gazes meeting each other
>You sit on the chair, enjoying each other's tight, warm embrace
>Your lips lock on with each other, first for a long, loving smooch
>Next, Cheerilee's tongue invades your mouth, dancing with you
>"You know what time it is, Nonny."
>Cheerilee says as she breaks the messy kiss
>"I'm in heat. I need you. I need your cock. Right bucking now."
>She presses her plot on your hips, making you feel the warm wetness as it awakens your cock
>You let her go as she trots to the bedroom
>You follow her and get met by a sight of her beautiful, wet winking marehood as she's being bent over on the bed, her round plot up for you to ogle
>"Don't dawdle, Nonny! I need you! I need to become a humie foal factory for you! I need your humie cock in my pony pussy so much!~"
>Hearing your mare lover beg, you don't hesistate getting rid of your clothing as you put yourself into her
>You hiss at her tightness, eagerly milking you already
>She deliriously and cutely moans, feeling you penetrate her
>Sliding through her winking, quivering tightness, you groan, speeding the pace up
>Your earth mare wife's cute and loud moans, her cries of pleasure as she moans your name in her ecstasy stimulate even more, provoking you to fuck her harder
>You spank her flowers-marked plot, thrusting faster, obliging to her begging
>"Yesss! Y-yeeesss! Breed me, Nonny! Give me an another humie foal! Ohhh yesss!~ Make me your foal factory!"
>Her pleased wails are like music to your ears
>You pound her harder, your hips colliding with her cheeks with characteristic sounds
>Her luscious tail caresses you, brushing your lehs
>You feel yourself getting close to the edge
>So does Cheerilee
"I'm... I'm cumming, my love!"
>"Yeeeesssss!~ Give it to me give it all to me rut me rut me rut me~" your mare responds at the announcement of your impending orgasm
>The dam bursts, filling the magenta mare's pussy with your sticky fluids
>Her winking flower violently maregasms, milking you to the last drop as she covers you in her squash soup
>You scream your names in unison, cumming yourselves silly
>You pump her womb full of your baby batter, needed for a yet another human boy
>After such intense mutual orgasms, you stay still behind her, your drained shaft still in her marepussy while you come back to your senses, breathing heavily, your heart pulsating like mad
>Your mare rolls over on her back as your deflated cock slips out of her
>You lay on her, kissing her again as you run your hand through her silky mane, lovingly petting her
>"Mmm, you were so good, honey." Cheerilee coos, running her strong hoof on your back
>In her mind, she's already dreaming of teaching her son together with you, telling him about so many things about how life works, etc

>>42736552
>Good thing it's a much happier and better place for your offspring
>You keep kissing her, cuddling her as she lies on her side
>You listen to her pleased sounds as you scritch her ear, feeling it flick
>Her tired green gaze meets yours, and she kisses you again, smooching your nose
>You reciprocate, smooching her back
>Your tired gazes look at each for quite awhile, before they start to close
>Celestia, you love your mare wife so much
3/3

http://ponepaste.org/11505
Wew, finally made something that isn't about mares being on top.
>>42736468
Ohhh, she absolutely does.

>>42736563
>...and then Cheerilee woke up alone in her cold bed, with the smell of stale squash soup lingering in the air.

A background character from a cartoon with three spoken lines at best gets more love, adoration and devotion than you ever did in you whole life. Let that sink in.
She's also much more attractive, in every single way.

>>42735988
>first steps
>45 seconds after birth
Kek

>>42736089
Eh. That's kinda cringe. I'm not even about the supremacy. I want to pet mares.

>He's still at it
Wow

>blackedschizo
>hohol falseflagged with Russian filenames
>doing hurtful things spammer
Damn I hope the rest of the board appreciates this thread containing all the worst posters

>>42736849
Notice that they all hate mares. Why are they even here? I'll tell you why. To troll. Every response fuels the troll. I have no idea how, in the year of our lord 2025, that people still fall for bait. Report and ignore.

>>42736849
We just need the Twilight slide thread schizo and the nhnb schizo to round out the roster.

>>42736859
No one cares, you're still an annoying sensitive retard.
>>42736866
All they're doing is making me want to make oc for this thread.

This mare is pretty.
This mare is beautiful.
This mare has a very big snowpity
I worship this mare.

>>42736859
Hah that is so not canon. Frame 4 would be the view from the ground after getting pummeled. Hitting Tempest. That is a funny one. I hope (You) try it. I will even bring flowers to the hospital for you.

>>42736870
But. She's green!

>>42736867
Total Mare Hoofholding (after marriage)

>>42736550
>>42736552
>>42736563
>There is nothing more pure than the love between a man and his humie foal factory

>>42735300
>>42735304
HNNNGH

Marry a human woman

>>42736986
He needs to get MARED.

Mare pretty

Pretty mare

>There is nothing more pure than the love between a man and his humie foal factory
>A lesson as old as time itself
>Human men and mares were made for each other, after all
>Cheerilee used this phrase as a mantra
>With all her heart she believed it to be true
>There was nothing she wanted more in life than to settle down with a nice human man and carry his offspring in her womb, her ‘flower garden’ she called it
>To produce the flowers of a human was an obsession of hers
>Unfortunately, there wasn’t a single humie in sight in the magical land of Equestria
>She had to cope using other methods to feel close to her humie, body pillows, plushies, fanfiction, there was no limit to her expression
>Cheerilee even began bringing her lifesized human plushie out in public
>She took him to restaurants, the park, and school on one occasion
>Other ponies didn’t understand, they called her a degenerate, a fetishist
>Her devotion to her humie made even the likes of Lyra blush
>So, it came as no surprise that she was immediately smitten when Anonymous arrived one day
>Sure, he wasn’t the nicest guy there was in the attitude department, but this was her chance to finally fulfill what she saw as her destiny
>It was hard at first, he swore off the idea of intimacy with a pony entirely
>Dejected, but spirited, Cheerilee knew not to give up so easily
>Curiosity would spark in Anon’s mind eventually, and urges would build, urges that no human women were around to relieve
>Cheerilee wasn’t easy, however, no matter how much she wanted this
>Dates and a marriage came first
>Stallions gave them harsh glances when they noticed she was no longer taking a plush out to eat
>It was bittersweet
>They paid her no mind before, passing her over for unicorns and even their own cousins
>Anon stood up for her though, he reassured her even if she had no doubts
>That was all she needed to confirm what she knew in her heart, Anon was a good man despite his crude exterior
>On the spot she dropped to her haunches and proposed that he marry her
>He agreed, much to her delight
>Her dreams would soon become her reality
>The wedding was small and awkward, only a few of her friends showing up due to the taboo nature of it all
>Truthfully, she didn’t mind
>She knew there would be ignorant ponies against her and her man’s love, but they could never take it away from them
>Rainbowshine even looked on in a thinly veiled interest, presumably waiting for a man of her own to show up one day just as Anon did

>>42737059
>Sharing a kiss seemed to slow down time, her hindlegs shivering in anticipation
>Consummation was certain, and neither of the lovers could wait
>They didn’t have to wait long
>Her body, though inexperienced, was eager to take him
>Despite his past concerns about the interspecies relations, Anon’s body happily obliged
>Joined together, Cheerilee’s transformation into a humie foal factory began
>Her eyes were practically glued to the ceiling, not in discomfort, but ecstasy
>Managing to pull her eyes down to her husband’s human face, she uttered the only words that mattered
>”I love you.”

I miss being a 16 year old that could just argue about meaningless shit on 4chins all day.

>>42737194
You're not supposed to use 4chan under the age of 18.

>>42737201
I did, as did many others.
At least a third of people lurking on this site RIGHT NOW are under the age of 18.

>>42737211
Their parents should do a better job. Their kids will get fucked up on here.

>>42737228
>Their kids will get fucked up on here.
I can attest to that. Wanting to fuck Pinkie Pie at 13 truly fucked up my sexual development. I don't think I'll ever grow out of it at this point.

>>42737249
No, I haven't been fine for years. This fandom and years of looking at pony porn have ruined my life.
can I have my Darwin Award already? It'll mark the first time I've ever won anything.

>>42737240
I wanted to fuck ponies since I was 7 years old. I am 21 now. As much as faggots on this board joke about being unable to get it up to 3dpd anymore I unironically have this issue. My brain was rewired from a young age to find MLP mares sexually stimulating.

>>42737233
>Its dey culture, bigot. just accept it
Nope it's brown-all-the-way-down.

>>42737260
>7 years old
lucky. That's about when I learned to jerk off but it would be another six years until I paired it with mares.
But in all seriousness, I can't find women attractive either. I thought it was a meme but it's not. It's really not. I haven't been on PH for about five years now and can't stand 3dpd anymore.
>>42737268
My life was okayish before I wanted to fuck cartoon horses. But I suppose you have a point. If not ponies, something else would've gotten me.

>>42737304
I guess it could be considered lucky in the grand scheme of things. Pic rel was my sexual awakening as a kid.

>>42737224
>>42737233
Based artists, cringe poster.

I feel like we're all bonding and becoming closer in here. We've been together for what, half a day now? My best buddies abuse poster, cheerileefag, rainbowshinefag, slop writer, and marecel schizo.

>>42737312
Certainly more unique. Mine was the classic Twilight in WWU. You know what I'm referring to, I don't even need to post it.

>>42737353
Ass squish, yeah. That never did anything for me for some reason, I never really saw Twi in a sexual light.

>>42737344
You guys should all put on trips so I can filte- err, I mean, keep up with you after this thread 404s.

>>42737344
How about me, the Lurker anon?

>>42737361
Well I already into Twilight before then.
What kind of middle school kid likes Twilight? The other kids I knew were into Pinkie or Dash.

>>42737364
There will be another one probably. This isn't the first time this thread was made.

>>42737364
Starting with HiEfags of course

>>42737405
You'd be a fool to think so. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42460044/#42460044

I'm turning this into a general; it's showcasing and containing all the schizos a bit.

>>42737471
They'll grow bored and move on when they realize that people will never stop posting human on pony.

>>42737501
Would you fuck a mare as a human, anon?

>>42737509
But what if she had a kink for it? Would it be human supremacy then and you would deny her?

>>42737517
humans don't exist in equestria, the thought never occurs to mares

>>42737521
OP is literally Cheerilee.

>>42737528
No that's a tranny

>>42737530
How else would they have so many pictures of her?

>>42737531
I said Cheerilee, not Trixie.
>>42737543
I don't believe you. Keep to your promise and go away.

>>42737560
If I make a BrandonTheBronyPony style video with a mare telling you to fuck off will you go away?

Hear me out... What if stallions fucked human women?

what the fuck is this thread

Actually, all the posters you hate were me all along. I was making all the bad posts, this whole time.

>>42737676
Yes you are, you must be because as we all know there's only one mastermind behind all of the bad posts, and that's me/you.

>>42737693
>He acknowledges the man on mare posts as good
Based I knew you would come around.

>>42737709
The raceplay thing is just a kink, anon. I doubt most people here actually view mares as purely sex objects.

>>42737693
Why are you bumping the same dead threads and spamming the board like crazy btw?

>>42737739
It's also /mlp/ culture so expect people to praise it and act like it's holy. Because it is.

>>42737763
It is just loving mares though. I don't get your meltie over this.

>>42737788
What green? The one where she has all the human kids? How?

>>42737591
Stallions deserve better.

>>42737798
They can be gay with each other then. Mares are for men.

>>42737815
Why are you so fixated on /gif/ porn? Is that your home board?
>>42737813
I missed that one in all the posts, not gonna lie.

>>42737821
If you wouldn't tie a mare down and rail her senseless, can you really say you love her?

>>42737828
Again, why so fixated on /gif/?

>>42737831
Modern internet brainworms.
The only thing he can feel is outrage, just like the algorithm taught him.

>>42737833
Why not? Do you not want to feel power and dominance? It gives a rush of testosterone.

>>42734376 (OP)
>When the humie walks in

>>42737870
YJK

>he's been at it ITT for this long
I could have watched the entire goddamn Godfather trilogy and still had time to spare

>>42737871
>jewish posting

>>42737872
Who? Multiple posters have been at it for over half a day.

>>42737870
>A few hours later

>>42737890
That's that human stamina for you.

>>42737890
How did she get pregnant from another species?

>>42737921
When human men fuck mares it makes Alicorn foals. That's how Flurry Heart came to be.

>>42737923
WTF some anon abandoned his own daughter?

>>42737928
Anon, the man in the drawing is white...
https://files.catbox.moe/vvq44a.png

>>42736986
>>42736988
>”You’ll do. Just sit on the couch and go with the flow, m’kay?”
>Suri Polomare ushered her newest applicant into the dingy Manehattan apartment
>Josh Haber
>He was by no means the best looking human roaming Equestria, but Suri was starved for male stars
>Producing pornography was hard work, especially when you were on a less than stellar budget
>Not to mention that Suri wasn’t doing this by choice
>After getting exposed for plagiarism and workplace abuse in Twilight Sparkle’s friendship journal Suri was blacklisted from the fashion industry
>Her suppliers, her planned orders, her luxurious condo, all gone
>No stranger to sleazy work, Suri took the initiative of founding her own porn company
>Surihub
>The name was a working title
>While she hadn’t had much success so far, she had a new groundbreaking idea to revolutionize the Equestrian porn scene
>Human men
>The scandalous nature was sure to draw eyes and bits to her product
>MARED, she would call it
>A genre of porno where human men got shown their place by equine enforcers
>And this creature loving fuck was perfect for it, who wouldn’t want to see a little wimp like him at the mercy of his superior?
>Grabbing her coffee with a firm hoof, Suri took Haber over to the casting couch
>It was time to test this monkey
>”Glimmer, you’re up.”
>Suri gave Haber a harsh push onto the couch and retreated behind a nearby camera
>A lilac unicorn mare sauntered in from the nearby bathroom, adorned in a black shirt displaying ‘MARED’ in white lettering
>Haber’s monstrous mug glew up at the sight of his beloved poochie
“Wow! Glimmer!”
>Starlight smirked smugly as she plopped down on the couch, draping an arm around Josh
>>”Hey, ber~ Get it? Like Haber? Heh.”
>The unicorn snaked a hoof down to his crotch
>>”So… I heard you were a big fan~”
>Haber bit his lip, his human cock growing erect against the contact of her hoof through his pants
>The sudden sound of a clapper board signaled the start of filming
>”Scene 1, take 1, action!”

>>42737923
>literal unironic cuckoldry

>>42737971
Martyros was her first, Anon.

>>42737981
forget the fictional anon who impregnated cadence. there's a very real anon who is to blame for posting his cuck fetish while pretending he "just loves mares :)"

Don't let these guys know about the MILF threads.

>>42738004
Cuck porn came from the West though. Okay let's stop here, this is a pony board, let's not go off topic. Who is your favourite pony, fren?

There's no way at least one of you isn't a robot.

>>42738017
What the fuck did you say about me, you little bitch?

>>42738042
I can make one where she saves the other mares.

>>42738042
I just stumbled upon this thread by chance. I don't wish you any harm. Yes, I have a thing for married mares. But these are just fantasies, you know. I would never flirt with someone else's wife. Unless, of course, she shows interest herself.

>>42734905
Snails' mom has got it goin' on!

>>42738070
Wait what? Is that his >>42734905 mom? I didn't know. She looks good.

>spamming all day on a Tuesday
This nigga unemployed as hell

Can you guys start over? I had work all day so I missed the shitstorm

>>42738611
Go to Desu or wait for cheerilee flaggot to remake this thread again.

>>42738446
Begone, fiend

>>42738446
fertility statue.

>>42738593
>it's totally not a minor variation on raceplay guys

>>42738811
this dude is really still here?

>>42738811
The raped

>>42738812
no lol. i'm somebldy else who shares much of the same ideas.

>>42738824
you need to get MARED, uppity anon.

>>42738820
At this point I don't even know who is trolling or not. But I will state that using condoms is gay. And Fluttershy would never even allow her human Chad to wear one.

Thanks for listening.

>>42738893
No one itt is trolling. It's genuine autistic titans from different realms of retardation clashing and coexisting trying to outlast each other.

>>42738893
You're right, however open condom packaging is a handy SFW visual cue for number of sexes had

>>42738829
see, here it is again, just straight up raceplay terminology adapted into a different context. enjoy what you will i guess, just admit that it is what it very obviously is.
>>42738903
this

>>42738921
>just admit that it is what it very obviously is.
we already did this earlier in the thread. catch up anon.

>just agree to my terms and I will stop seething
Nah

>>42738944
rainbow dash is going to make a proper MARED man out of you, little human.

>>42738893
Condom removal to impregnation is hot though

>>42738952
Too late for that, I'm for Fluttershy's exclusive use as her foal dispenser
>>42738953
Unf

>>42738957
poor bastard. she doesn't allow breaks.

>>42738944
Dash gets plapped, simple as.

>>42738927
did you? maybe i missed it, but i thouht most people were still in denial like this guy >>42738944

>>42739047
>>42737711

>>42739060
You're obsessed with it

What faggot keeps making these threads? Keep it to your general.

>>42739133
Read the thread, we're considering making this its own general :)

>>42734376 (OP)
So has Cheerilee always been like this or did she change after getting the teacher job?

>>42739133
Do not come here pretending that Anon x Mare was never the main theme. Go back to wherever you came from.

>>42739145
>>42739180
Are you two fucking retarded? You already have a general for that shit.

>>42739192
HiE board chud.
Only the transformers that recently migrated here need a containment thread.

>>42739219
HiE has always been shit you homosexual. Shit then, shit now.

>>42739220
>opinion
>ad hominem
>opinion
Wow, very compelling. Now face the wall.

>whining that I did the same thing he did
I suppose that answers my earlier question as to if you're retarded or not.
Stick to your general and stop shitting up the rest of the board.

>>42739164
>Love humie since fillyhood when he was a boy

>>42739251
Or what? That's right, there's nothing you can do but seethe and chimp out like the dumb fucking niggermonkey everyone knows you are.
Keep crying about it. I'm not gonna let some dumb faggot tell me what to do. Kill yourself if it bothers you that much. Whether you do or don't, I still win, and you still lose.

>>42739262
It's like you tried being what you imagine to be smart for a minute but had to revert to your basic state of shit-flinging niggerbabble immediately. Reminder: ponies are never going to fuck a filthy human.

i like mares with poofy manes

>>42739164
Cheerilee was actually a huge mlh hater online until she watched an episode.

>>42739269
>ponies are never going to fuck a filthy human.
I happen to be quite clean. Just got out of the shower half an hour ago actually.
Oh, I get it, you're just projecting. I see now.

>>42734857
Lisps are sexy.

>>42739269
>admits to being a misanthrope
KWAB

>>42739269
Ponies are made for human companionship, they even wear saddles to signal how they would like to be ridden by humans

>>42739471
>Saddle? On
>Eyes? Lidded
>Tail? Flagged
Oh yeah, it's riding time

>>42739846
That plot is MADE for plapping

>>42739846
Old art jumpscare

Cheerilee is my bestie!

>>42741011
Yup

>>42741017
hello Berry Punch

>>42740994
New art jumpscare when?

>>42741052
>New art jumpscare when?
Whenever I stop hating everything I make and stop being a perfectionist faggot

>>42741074
Oh okay, please don't be too critical of yourself.

>>42734547
Do all mares think like this whenever they see a Human man?

>>42741699
Naturally.

>>42742123
holy fuck that is ugly

There is already a board for this thread >>>/trash/

>>42742353
Actually, that was fat trixie

42738593 deleted
42742280 left up
>HiEjeets can't even stay consistent.

>>42743454
bump

This thread single-handedly keeps the janny awake at night
>>42734376 (OP)
>When the humie walks in

>>42744214
>Breakfast with humie

Rape Tape when she sees a humie

Humie colt located

>>42742167
Wrong

>>42745835
Pic looks like slurpza.jpg.

>>42745850
Wrong. A woman on her knees and looking up at you like that would be one of the sexiest things imaginable.

This thread has enough posts to almost reach two bump limits in a span of two days

Cheerilee a cute

>>42746001
>A woman

>>42746031
Is Rarity not a woman?

>>42746042
She's a mare

Can someone summarize for me why this thread is close to the bump limit after two days?
There doesn't seem to be a particular post or something, is it just two guys spamming stuff?

>>42746094
Check desu

>>42746001
What if she called you a good boy too?
>>42746094
An unstoppable autist met immovable mareschizos

>>42746007
>Cutest for humie

>>42735765
The third panel is so fucking funny thank you anon

>>42746108
>What if she called you a good boy too?
I legit would bust right there and then.

>>42746071
So a pony woman

>>42735789
I'm uncultured when it comes to ponies. Would human cock feel better to a mare than stallion cock ?

>>42746570
>woman
We will have none of that talk here

>>42746607
State-of-the-art theorycrafting on that topic is that, while stallions' penises are larger (think large dog), they only last for 10-20 seconds, which is not long enough for most mares to orgasm (large prey animals don't get to fug in peace).
Also, given that a mare's clitoris is in contact with the penis during coitus and situated right at the entrance, the slightly smaller size should not impede her enjoyment.
Thank you for coming to my TedX talk.

>>42746746
>not long enough for most mares to orgasm
Is this science? I feel like a mare in heat at least would cum the instant she's cummed in

>>42746746
That green was so fucking funny, I'm glad someone saved it.

>>42746815
Better, it's anecdote

>>42746746
Go away, Lightsolver

>>42746860
Horsefucker board.

>>42746886
Quit spamming your bestiality in every mf thread, Lightsolver.

>>42746904
Not until you leave.

>>42746912
I'm not leaving just because of a zoo invader breaks into my home and shits all over the place

>>42746946
>shits all over the place
I'm not the one who brings up offboarder drama.

>>42746996
You admitted to bestiality spam,faggot.

>>42747039
Meds.

Starting to think the conschizo has a point about MF drama infecting unrelated threads

Lightsolver won

Bestiality won