Thread 126744511

Jungle Rot Edition
OLD: >>126738997
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Blasting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL9EQ3Dm4iw&si=vqHpKk7ltX8E9-i5

real BLASTING

>>126744547
Shoegaze metal

'tish fags get the rope

>>126744593
t. canoe

>>126744601
Fuck off wop

>>126744547

shit forgot my image

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>126744705
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this

Anonymous 06/18/25(Wed)02:15:18 No.126744730▶
>>126744360
I mean exactly like that

also that band sucks. But I still love 90s Biohazard

>>126744547
cool so far, but maybe not worth the ~10min track times

>>126744511 (OP)
>>126744547
Yasuyuki Suzuki is a talentless faggot who's admitted in interviews that his English and guitar skills suck and that he's not interested in improving either of them. He's like a reverse Christian Munzer; Yasuyuki's been in several projects yet everything he touches turns to shit.
>>126744593
Truthnuke.

>>126744776
Jeez that thing is almost 2 hours long

>>126744776

sick album art, very cool

>>126744826
>a talentless faggot who's admitted in interviews that his English and guitar skills suck and that he's not interested in improving either of them
kek what a guy
I'd still rather listen to Abigail/Barbatos than any of the fake-sounding techshit that Poonzer comes up with (except Necrophagist maybe)

War Metal

What metal bands do you think would have been better off playing a different genre?
For me it's Dark Tranquillity.
They could have been pure kino playing post-punk.

>>126745013
They should have went full-blown goth rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-spq7mE-8&ab_channel=CenturyMediaRecords

>>126745018
Cemetery Skyline is great.

>>126744547
DICK IS
FUCKING BIG

>>126744547
Amon Amarth kind of night.

>>126744546
>>126744547

>>126744546
AOTY

>>126744547
SLOWLY WE DWELL
SLOWLY WE DWELL

Striborg-pill me /metal/? Which album do I start with?

>>126744547
clawing hands upon me

EYES THAT ONLY S T A R E

>>126745013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPsvPve7nNU

>>126745807
Nergal proving he can be even more homosexual than usual

>>126745807
nergal's ESL accent hurts it unfortunately

>>126745917
The other vocalist is Polish too
Nergal just sucks

>>126745917
Only scandis have decent accents, everyone else sucks balls

>>126745807
>>126745917
here's some good ameriboo
these guys headline wacken like every other year btw they're that popular in germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aQYGRs0phI

Why is metal so heckin badass?

>>126745659
Any of them will do but their newer albums are probably the best

>>126746147
Cool, think I'll start with Southwest Passage then. Cringe/touristy as it may be to start based on artwork, that one looks cool to me lol.

Any good metal to begin taking steroids to?

I'm getting juiced up

>>126746196
>>126746228
enjoy your shriveled up tiny balls lmao

>>126746253
Man like Jdawg be shooting those blanks lmao

>>126746305
he already has a step-son
his balls have no use anyway

Dave Mustaine wrote Load

>>126746373
Is this true?

>>126746373
>>126746402
Devin cucked you

>>126746425
Other way around lol

Metal for when you don't really feel like having sex but you do it anyways so your girlfriend won't get upset with you?

Sleep Token

Any decent cosmic metal drop this year?

>>126746465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWBBaJxlo_4&list=RDiWBBaJxlo_4&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Esoteric-Topic

Wish I had a gf so bad. Metal for this feel?

The only Megadeth albums I've heard in their entirety are Peace Sells, Rust in Peace, and Countdown to Extinction.

>>126746707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDhWrhboySA&list=RDYDhWrhboySA&start_radio=1&ab_channel=lostfanvanjellies22

Love this song. Always fast forward 1:30 past the organ intro though.

Is Lizzo metal?

>>126746930
No, but Thin Lizzy is.

>>126746941
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmoI2T2jSvo&list=RDSmoI2T2jSvo&start_radio=1&ab_channel=ThinLizzy%E3%82%B7%E3%83%B3%E3%83%BB%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B8%E3%82%A3%E3%82%92%E6%84%9B%E3%81%97

>>126746941
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01Riv9XvhM

Deep in the Amazon, swallowed by green
Whispers of war drums, unseen but obscene
Needle from shadows, venomous bite
Neurotoxic madness, no hope for flight

Muscles betray me, convulsions erupt
Tendons exploding, my frame is corrupt
Lungs are imploding, I claw at the air
Paralyzed horror in jungle despair

Spasmodic evisceration
Nerves ignite my suffocation
Twisting limbs in raw defeat
Ripped apart by my own meat

Skull splits with pressure, jaw crushed in clench
Eyes roll and rupture, fists grind and wrench
Flexing beyond human limits allowed
Flesh tears from bone as I scream aloud

Golgi coils rebel
Proprioception’s gone
I reach for mercy — my arm snaps like a swan
Spine bows backward, vertebrae shatter
Spinal cord flails in viscera splatter

Spasmodic evisceration
Cramping to annihilation
Every motion kills again
My muscles feast upon my skin

Stiff as a corpse yet writhing in pain
Cramped into ruin with nothing to gain
A twitching statue in the serpent’s land
Death by the will of my own hand

Ulcerate - Dead Oceans

Ulcerate - Dead General

I've been gooning since 7 a.m.

i've been drinking since 7 a.m.

Great metal discussion, guys

Bitchfinder General

>>126747183
mid compared to Death

Any good metal music for this month?

>>126747269
Judas Priest, Polyphia, Sleep Token

>>126746718
congrats, you've heard the only 2 Megadeth albums worth listening to

>>126741276
underoath is on metal archives but between the buried and me isn't
that's pretty funny

>>126747406
Underoath rule. Idfk about BTBAM because I've never bothered listening to them.

>>126747414
Check it out if you like circus music and bad growls

>>126744547
was surprised at how good this is. a little sloppy but constantly good ideas. sometimes each of the four instruments are playing different things at the same time (in war metal?) pretty based vocals too

BLASTING THIS AT MIDNIGHT
FUCK YOU, HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EkFofK7xPs&list=RD3EkFofK7xPs&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Traveler-Topic

DREAM THEATER - BIG CHUNGUS

>>126747734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXxTlKi0z4&ab_channel=meepmopmoop

>>126747759
my daily Dream Theater - Big Chungus fix

>>126747808
I too, am a meme loving fuck

>>126744547
.
>>126747759
one of the few decent reposts in this general

>>126747845
this guy has just discovered new standard elite and cannot stop posting about it all over the board

>>126747734
fucking classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la8OPJbDc5k

>>126747929
>this astroturfed industry plant of handpicked record label stooges? heh, they're actually great!

>>126747860
Can you blame me?

>>126747988
i guess not it's really good stuff

>Euro hours
>dead
damn insomnia

>>126748114
everyone is busy listening to Dream Theater - Big Chungus and i can't blame them

>>126748153
>Yuropoors blasting a 30-second meme clip over and over again as they drink warm milk in their 300 square foot commie block apartment with no AC

>>126745040
based

>>126745167
oof sorry

>currently June
>be picrel (an album that came out in January)
>still AOTYSF

Thergothon - Stream from the Heavens

>>126748291
disagree, it's only AOTY if you like that very one specific sound Revenge has and never deviates from

>>126745179
pretty good album with some surprising riffs

>>126744558
I mistook that for this at first

Cannibal Corpse - The sneeding

Morbidly Obese Angel - Altars of McDonalds

>>126748429
would fucking demolish a maccies rn lad ngl

>>126745040
based

I have yet to find anything as good as Mastodon's first three albums.
Everything else that I hear all sound the same, so derivative of each other.

>>126748521
fucking hell that's some concentrated tourism

>>126748525
Silence, zoomer

>>126748533
lmao okay come back when you're listened to metal for more than a month

>>126748521
>everything is so derivative
>my favorite albums are by a bottom-of-the-barrel derivatives
weird flex

>>126748521
Crack the Skye is not even in their first three, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>126748537
Name me ONE
One album
One song

>>126748521
I'd rather listen to Woods of Ypres.

>>126748622
how can you whinge about derivatives when it seems like you have quite literally never once listened to an experimental or avant-garde metal album

>>126748655
Do you like Sunn O)))
If not shut the fuck up

>>126748653
B A S E D

>>126748663
I do but they're derivative as they also sound like 90% of drone, whats your point
You're not helping your tourism case here if Sun O))) is as deep as you've gone retard

>>126748622
That's the problem dumbass, Mastodon is a mish-mash of so many different ingredients, that the finished product is a big gray blob of shit with no coherent identity
They took influence from so much garbage like 90's Metallica, Dillinger Escape Plan and Queens of the Stone Age, and just threw it all together with no regard
If you actually like this autistic shitfit temper tantrum metal, then all means go discuss them on shreddit you fucking faggot

>>126748669
Nta but you're fucking retarded as well

>>126748675
>nta
Sure matey

>>126748679
>gee this genre has a lot of artists that sound similar so therefore they're all derivative of each other
>if anything ever sounds like anything else it's derivative and not good
This is what you're saying.

>>126748685
>and not good
Never said that, that was the original poster's point. All he cared about was "whaaaa it all sounds the same" then fucking rocked up with Sunn O))) unless thats just you muddying the waters.
If the fucker thinks Mastadon are some special unique band and no other metal band has a unique sound, he's one of the biggest retards on the planet, second maybe only to you.

post certified /metal/ meme albums

>>126748701
>>126744921

>>126748700
>Nta
Nta

>>126748706
>>Nta
>Nta

>>126748670
god damn that's a lot of words to just say "i am filtered"

>>126748655
>>126748670
Why are you two retards so pissy and assblasted?

>calls himself a metalhead
>doesn't believe in magicka
>doesn't know any spells
>believes in the mainstream opinions regarding metaphysics
>doesn't have a personal relationship with the spirit world, the natural world and the demonic world
>disregards the left hand path
>is living like a sheep believing he knows what is happening beyond the veil we've put over ourselves

>>126748742
Blasting ass is a metal pastime.

>>126748760
you are describing a drug addict, not a metalhead
easy mistake to make, as many metalheads are drug addicts

Blasting some crispy OSDM at work

>>126748915
I'm working while listening to technical deathcore
Don't even know why

opinions on this album? i really dig it

>>126749045
Dumb and cheesy but fun
Are their albums after Hate Crew Deathroll worth listening to?

>>126749052
they have some good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ONUrYqn1Q8


but they peaked at follow the reaper imo

>>126749052
>Dumb and cheesy but fun
thats how I basically rate their discog, just with the fun being more sporadic

>>126749052
I prefer Kalmah, they are more consistent but not as flashy

>>126749080
Kalmah are the definition of solid

quick, give me some summery metal for high heat, full sunlight enjoyment

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>126749296
Scarlet evil witching black

>>126749296
Deafheaven - Sunbather of course

>>126749296
This is not really metal, just "heavy gazey post-rock", but it is the best album for that sensation.
Deha has also tackled that a bit more but his material is mixed. "A Luminous Constant" was him trying to make happy/sunny metal but it's a bit mixed to me. Like most of his shit.

>>126744547
Nothing amazing but still decent.

>>126747406
Cries of the Past is a melodic black metal album.

>>126749453
Must suck for you given I've heard loads that were good.

>>126749467
Sure you have...

>>126749493
Weak attempt at getting spoonfed, pass. Just know you're a moron who's missing out.

>>126749514
kek you have nothing

>>126749453
you won't find anything if you look at empty an empty shelf dummy

>>126749519
Arguably my favourite BM album was released in 2024 and the band had good shit in 2022 too.
You keep coping though.

>>126749533
Panzerfaust?

>>126744547
Need more like this

>>126744547
>Ummm...hello ladies, how are you all doing???

I want dinner plate sounding drums

so glad I stopped being a pleb and became a master of metal

Is there any atmospheric death metal that's not death doom or funeral doom?

>>126749432
Where would you rank it in their discography?
Also check the bonus cover of Uprising, it's quite amusing like most of their bonus tracks

>>126749644
does this count?

>>126749639
post top 10
or top 10 of a given genre

>>126749296
forget the fag shit that's been posted and put on some municipal waste

It's like no one wants to talk about good music

NUCLEAR HAPPENING!
THE MOTHER OF ALL SPLITS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQR7q_yXfQ
A NEW LESHIY ALBUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ1PCbF94Hs
AND ANOTHER NEW ALBUM FROM THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DysHe19-1Hs

>>126749453
prog metal's been doing great

>>126749765
is that prog or proge

>>126749765
An Abstract Illusion, Ne Obliviscaris and Opeth are the only great albums here

I liked Fauna more than both Vector and Virus

>>126749774
Well I'm pretty sure none of them are djent

>>126749666
Judas priest
Eternal champion
Visigoth
Witchfinder general
Enforcer
Saxon
Motorhead
Sumerlands
Cirith ungol
Tank

Tfw I barely listen to any new metal besides stuff from my favorite bands

>>126749653
i have checked out uprising, the DL i found was the jap version

I'm not a huge MPE nerd, I mostly listened to the unborn a lot when I was getting into more extreme metal
of the discog ive heard from them its almost all "its good but its not as good as the unborn" and this is the same for me
i havent yet heard a bad MPE album but i also havent dove too deep, got like 4 or 5 albums with Embers Of A Dying World being the last one i tried before this

>>126744547
Nuclear Thrash ftw

>>126749833
Not metal

>>126749835
In Bloom is a metal song, and so is Breed. Endless, Nameless could have been on Obscura.

>>126749847
Not Metal. Get out.

>>126749833
This dude's (the baby) lawsuit got thrown out again, failing to convince a judge that he has suffered mentally for having CP of him plastered all over the world

i posted this
>>126749774
about 50/50
>>126749787
sounds like you like the proggiest ones. also left off Fauna bc ran out of room and like Virus more. Fauna is better than Vector though.
>>126749792
don't care for djent most the time

>>126749833
based and metal, you belong here

>>126749865
Thanks moron

now that grunge is officially metal, let's talk about the actual best Nirvana album

whats some comfy metal?

>>126749875
Nirvana

Whatever happened to the schizo black girl AiC lover

>>126749874
Only AiC, Soundgarden and Melvins are metal

>>126749833
>no foreskin
>1 dollar bait
What did Cobain mean by this?

>>126744547
I have it on good authority that this is sludge metal

>>126749913
>song called Sludge Factory
>it's doom
wtf

>>126749924
>song called Grind
>sounds nothing like Napalm Death
jebaited

>>126749913
>>126749924
>>126749936
>Song called God Smack
>it's not nu metal
???????

BLACK HOLE SUN
BLACK HOLE SUN

>>126749875
Paysage d Hiver

HEY I KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOO
I'M GONNA FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU, I'M GONNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wX1Vo7A6i0&list=RD-wX1Vo7A6i0&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Soundgarden-Topic

Maturity is realizing Kultur and Ultra are top tier. And Natur is mid.

>>126749974
fuck off loser, it's grunge day

>>126749974
We don't even think about it if you're not posting it

>>126749974
>>126749978
>>126749980
>kvetching

>>126749990
>puts dogshit in a paper bag and lights it on fire
>rings doorbell
>inhabitants come out and start stamping out the fire
>"heh, IDF kvetching!"

>>126749974
Natur is also a masterpiece. They are the greatest Norwegian black metal band

still kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K913KVe3kH8&list=RDK913KVe3kH8&start_radio=1&ab_channel=SoundgardenVEVO

>>126749974
Ultra mogs Kultur into the fucking dirt

Boss HM-2

>>126749974
I'm not sure you know much about maturity or anything really.

>>126749974
>>126749980
>>126749990
>>126750000
>>126750005
>>126750016
>>126750041

>>126749045
Their last good album imo, with the only stinker being Hate Me. I find HCDR only half-good, and don't even bother after that.

>>126750047
mogged by the MT-2

>>126750000
>>126750005
>>126750049
>Posts the same 5 images projecting xir interracial humiliation fetish over and over again for months
>Maturity
Please just kys already, schizophrenic subhuman

>>126750100
>posts the same 1 image for months
>calling anyone else out
lol

>>126750057
Me on the left
My retarded near-deaf diapershitter grandpa on the right

>>126750057
me on the left hand path

>>126750105
based Dismemberbro
for me, it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sP35WmCyUA&list=RD3sP35WmCyUA&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Dismember-Topic

even though I'm just shitposting about it being Metal, AIC is the best grunge band and it's not even close.

>>126750005
What does your off-topic, racist image have to with music?

>>126750049
if you think that filename means it's 1 person posting that image you're a newfag and a retard

>>126750135
>But it's on-topic!
The last resort of a spammer

>>126745114
Are they still good?

>>126745065
Maybe I should make emo...

>>126750191
scene girls are dead
you will never get a rawrjob

>>126749874
What now?

>>126749045
GOATed. I prefer Hatebreeder and Something Wild slightly more but you really can't go wrong with their first four.

>>126749080
>>126749085
Kalmah is incredible. At least the first two records.

>>126750055
>the only stinker being Hate Me
Bruh...Hate Me is a banger track!

>>126749974
Maturity is realizing that shilling NSBM is Russian propaganda.

>>126750203
>the only people who still dress like scene girls and candy raver girls post 2010 have penises
it really sucks.

NSBM reigns supreme

>>126748291
Actually Aoty came out in February

>>126750279
Mid

Ultra AOTY

>>126750233
>Bruh...Hate Me is a banger track!
It's like I'm really watching a "negroes react to ypipo music" video!

>>126749623
Mutilation

>Sonata Arctica
>Symphony X
>Nightwish
>Kamelot
>Rhapsody of Fire

These are the only power metal bands worth listening to.

>>126750332
Agree w/ SA, SX, and Rhapsody. Never heard Kamelot actually.

>>126750354
Go listen to The Black Halo.

>>126750332
>no Blind Guardian
>no Running Wild

>>126750354
What's wrong with NW?

>>126750233
Swampsong or Black Waltz are the best Kalmah albums

>>126750366
Blind Guardian is overrated shit. All their songs sound the same and they're not that memorable.

what release is it?

>>126750398
Abigail mogs it
>20 (98%)

>>126750386
First album is good at least.

Kultur > Natur

>>126750386
How is Imaginations or Nightfall not memorable

>>126750332
No Helloween?

>>126750430
ULTRA BASED

Pretty sure the guy is a leftist homo but this is up there with (old) NIN and Ruins of Beverast as far as one-man-bands go. Would love to go to one of their Australia shows with Imperial Triumphant playing

https://convulsing.bandcamp.com/album/perdurance

>>126750466
Did he draw the cover?

Power metal sucks and is not metal you stupid homos

>>126750466
Convulsing's been known around here since Grievous
>Pretty sure the guy is a leftist homo
I mean just read the bandcamp bio
>now graciously living on unceded wurundjeri land, so-called australia.

>>126748286


yeah man there were no fucking riffs

>>126750487
no

>>126750491
Yeah I've loved Errata for a long time but need to listen go Grievous more. I hadn't realized it was all one guy until I read the Perdurance credits. Really impressive

>now graciously living on unceded wurundjeri land, so-called australia.

yeah that combined with the pride flag on his guitar and you have yourself a fag. I try not to let it bother me because most musicians are gonna be progressive faggots if you really dig deep. Sumac's new release is BLM slam poetry over ambient drone music and I couldn't be more disappointed but Aaron Turner has always been pretty open about his nigger loving and progressive values

>>126750533
I couldn't give a shit what they believe as long as the music's good, it's just something else to chuckle at regardless of which extreme side of the edge they're on.

>>126750490
>[genre] metal is not metal...even though it has metal in the name
average black metal tranny IQ

>>126750602
metalcore isnt metal

>>126744511 (OP)
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES

Can I still make metal if all I have is a computer and a daw?

>>126750608
metalcore bands are on MA, deal with it tranny

its up
https://wokescumpulverizer.bandcamp.com/album/pride-flag-pyre

>>126750688
Kill yourself.

>I don't even remember, it's been like 20 years since I last heard it. What the fuck did the first Shining album actually sound like?
>it's actually really good

Damn. Kvarforth is a fag and his band is wack, but this is still good stuff.

>>126750608
Metalcore isn't metal but some "metalcore" bands have made actual metal albums.

>>126750688
>blatant meme metal
>it's shit
what a surprise

>>126750688
>Fuck this month of false desire
>We light up the Pide Flag Pyre
Fix the typo man

>>126750696
I always found it bland compared to what he did after.
Niklas started off kinda mid, got good peaking around IV and V, then bell curved right back into mid with only flashes here and there

>Nooo you can't enjoy this band because I don't enjoy them
>Y-you... you just can't!

/metal/ discussion in a nutshell

>>126750466
Heck-core nonsense

Mastodon sucks.

>>126750856
>crying because the band he loves is shit and cant cope with the ribbing he got
lmao

>>126750863
Yep

>>126750430
You done spamming yet?

>>126750873
hasnt been done since 2023

>>126750869
Knocked Loose has more listeners because they're better

>>126750898
shit-tier bait newbie

>>126750898
So Taylor Swift is the best musician to exist?

>>126750135
Janitor confirmed brazilian

>>126750863
Leviathan and Crack the Skye are still great

>>126750911
Inherently, yes.

>>126750922
HEIL BRAZILIA

>>126750936
What does your off-topic post have to do with metal?

>>126750952
I was just answering his Q.

>>126750952
Better than the constant Kaevum spamming.

>>126750936
Being smothered to death by her sitting on my face would be the best way to go if you ask me. Bonus points if she ripped ass right at my final breath.

>>126750726
The best song I've heard of his is on IX, "Vilja & dröm". But unfortunately the rest of that record isn't nearly as good.

>>126750957
Incredible album.

i fucking hate the forced two minute delays between postings

>>126751082
>2 minutes
ehh?

>>126751082
i don't have those

>>126751082
gj outing yourself newfag

>>126751082
Stop fucking spamming.

>>126750957
>another sad ratthew samefag

Schizo metal

>>126751023
Yeah I think the same. That track is great and the album is one of his "better" ones, but it opens strong and never lives up to it.
A lot of newer shining is like that. Couple zingers with a lot of "Niklas sniffs his own farts"

>>126751087
if I post in a board and then want to post in a different board I have to wait two minutes to post, the same also goes for if I try to make a thread, if you have two captcha timers active you'll be forced to reset both which is a pain in the ass for posting a link to a new thread

does no one else deal with this issue

and no i am not ratthew

does no one else have to deal with this issue

>>126751125
Moron.

>>126751125
i quite literally have never experienced what you do

>>126751113
>kvetching

>>126751139
>>126751139
>>126751139
NEW

>>126751118
Good question
Who IS the Daniel Johnston or Westley Willis or Wild Man or Based God of metal


is Xasthur really the closest we god?

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