Thread 126818406

Should I stop listening to music made by attractive women? People are starting to think I'm gay.

>>126818406 (OP)
But you ARE gay.

>>126818456
I imagine having relationships with the women that sing to me, it's a completely hetero fantasy but people don't understand it. I was recommended a gay pop playlist on Youtube and it's just like, what? I'm not into gay pop, I don't want to have anything to do with men, I want to have sex with female artists. It's not that hard to understand.

>>126818406 (OP)
You should stop listening to pop.
>>126752922

As a gay, I am well-versed in homosexuality.

>>126818406 (OP)
>>126818475
Its totally normal

>>126818456
i have relations with women but sex with men

>>126818590
It is just sex, no kissing. Alright, maybe a bit of kissing but my heart is for women only

>>126818406 (OP)
Yes, you should start listening to hot angry men screeching and moaning in your ear about feeling his "serpentine". That will somehow make you less gay than listening to music by attractive women.

>>126818406 (OP)
Listening to music made by men is inherently gay.
You really want to listen to a man sing in your ear? That's gay.
Listening to an attractive woman sing to you?
Perfectly normal and straight.

>>126818707
based and scientific

>>126818707
>t. biggest cock sucking homo on planet faggot

>>126818707
>>126818743
As a gay dude, I can't listen to men singing if it's the jocky, clean super hot voice, it just turns me on and I can't enjoy the music at all. So I also listen to females more often than not. You sure you ain't gay too, brothers?

>>126818694
But women sing about boyfriends and fucking chad lmao

>>126818406 (OP)
Listening to songs by sexy women is literally the straightest thing you can do. Would you rather listen to a man's voice?

>>126818406 (OP)
>People
yeah all those people bro. all those people you share your music taste with and stuff

>>126820361
There's a lot of them.

>>126820277
Homo.

Listening to women sing is the gayest shit a man can do. They make music for other women to relate to the lyrics, you are a man, you shouldn't relate to the themes of the song or find any entertainment of the themes and subjects of said music.

>>126821298
>t. incel

>>126820914
>wow this man's voice is really nice to listen to
i'm sorry man but you are gay

>>126818406 (OP)
>music made by attractive women
Stop right there. Attractive women perform music, they do not make it. In interviews some will tell a rehearsed story about how she wrote the song, but she didn't. Very few attractive women in history could actually write full songs (Kate Bush, Tori Amos, Lady Gaga), but they are in the minority.

>>126821298
rather listen to a girl that makes me hard than some dude moaning in my ear

>>126818475
Honestly, this is worse than listening to it because you're gay. You should stop listening to it because it's making you mentally ill.

>>126821750
Sup tranny.

Only faggots listen to "music" made by female "artists". Men know what other men want to hear and can create good music, women can't. Women can only make slop that appeals to beings with an effeminate soul.

>>126822730
>Attractive women perform music, they do not make it. In interviews some will tell a rehearsed story about how she wrote the song, but she didn't.

Explain away how Chappell is the only songwriter to this song then.
https://youtu.be/6VkGM6mhPM4

>>126823776
He said attractive

>>126824764
Exactly...attractive.
Chappell is an Attractive woman.

>>126818546
Pleased to see you've made peace with your gayness OP

>>126818406 (OP)
>>126818475
This is a classic switch. You're actually so straight that you haven't realized how gay everyone else is. They're calling you gay because they are so gay they don't even realize their gayness.

>>126824801
who is this bit of crumpet

>>126825613
That's the hideously ugly woman
(According to /mu/ incels)
Chappell Roan

Yeah I was listening to brat around my girlfriend and realized it had to stop.

>>126818406 (OP)
die your hair blonde and start pumping iron you will be picturesque masculine OP I.e. Sam Hyde, Ken (Street Fighter,) Donald Sutherland in Lost Boys.

>>126826095
>Donald Sutherland in Lost Boys
uhhhh anon...well...ahhh nothing.

>>126818406 (OP)
Yes, fag.

>>126818406 (OP)
I have a gay friend and he listens to music by attractive women

>>126818406 (OP)
Nah OP is zesty. He on some diddy type shit :skull:

>>126829283
Does your gay friend service your needs while at it?

>>126818406 (OP)
shouldn't be the opposite?

>>126830571
Not really.

>>126830561
No, he has a boyfriend that he lives with and together they own a dog

>>126825777
Nice strawman. She is dolled up for sure and she is not overweight but beyond that she's just all right. And anyway I find female singers less attractive because they are probably also raging narcissists.

>>126832389
But would you let him service you, his friend? A blowie from fren

>>126818406 (OP)
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them' if you catch my drift.

>>126832495
Nah, got for that. If he offered I'd politely decline

>>126818475
It's just the algorithm making it's best guess, don't take it personally
Most straight men just don't listen to a lot of shit they don't relate to, it's common to completely eschew anything outside of a particular default male bubble of percieved validity. Same reason so many people get so stuck on the same classic rock shit forever

>>126818406 (OP)
>People are starting to think I'm gay.
>>126818475
>I was recommended a gay pop playlist on Youtube
Face it anon you didn't talk to any actual people

>>126818406 (OP)
Nigga you gay.

>>126818406 (OP)
'fraid so.

>>126818406 (OP)
Yeah.

>>126821298
>NOoOO you have to le relate to appreciate the beauty of expression contained in the art