Thread 126856133

MUSKET BLAST VS WOODEN SHIELD edition
OLD: >>126845256
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

2nd for Striborg.

BLASTING

>>126856150
skramz rn
im sorry i let everyone down

MUNICIPAL WASTE

>>126856141
What do you think is the cause of this?

YOU KILL IT
IT'S DEAD
BURIED AND ROTTEN

>>126856202
a bot, duh

Best websites for finding music? I got Metal Archives and RYM.

>>126856202
jews existing

>>126856223
/metal/ is pretty good.

>>126856223
MA, youtube channels

>>126856223
MA, RYM, last.fm, or random blogspots/sites that just have a feed of downloads

>>126856246
maybe 8 years ago

>>126856202
poor people living in dirt floor favelas. very sad thing. posting things like that is all they have in their said existences.

>>126856133 (OP)
Finally I found a gothic metal album which is not utter trash

Heartwork is one of the metal albums of all time

>>126856202
>this
Your kvetching? It's patently obvious.

>>126856400
link

>>126856133 (OP)
There should be more heavy metal records inspired by D&D and old Sword and Sorcery aesthetic

>>126856427
https://medievalart.bandcamp.com/album/black-streams

>126856443
>posted 35 times in a month

>Motörhead
thoughts?

>>126856487
boring

>>126856487
mid

>>126856223
Sputnik music
Heavy Blog
Angry Metal Guy

>>126856487
very influential but pretty mid

>>126856487
One of those bands where the Greatest Hits compilation is their best release.

>>126856570
Their best release is a live album

>>126856223
sputnikmusic yearly charts and user lists
for lists look up the page for a band you like and see the 'related lists' on the left
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1289266&listid=207210

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=840110&listid=195863

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/best/albums/1993/

>>126856487
All songs sound the same

>>126856605
I only know two, and Ace of Spades does not sound like God was Never on Your Side.

>>126856587
>>126856570
UNLEASHED IN THE EAST.

>>126856487
Overkill is amazing, everything else is meh

>>126856223
Metalsucks
Metal injection
Blabbermouth

>>126856496
>>126856497
>>126856557
>>126856570
>>126856605
>>126856673
holy shit I'm baffled by this level of poserdom

>>126856722
>be the sole retard with shit taste
>blame everyone else for having good taste
Typical. Maybe reddit is more your speed.

>>126856735
Go listen to Lorna Shore and Bad Omens zoomer

>>126856748
>admitting he is indeed a diapershitting tastelet
yawn, come back when you learn what good metal is fag

>>126856735
epic shit post, have my gold kind stranger!

>>126856722
I'm not baffled by your need to wear a depends, boomer

>>126856823
Keep coping I'm right.

Now that the dust has settled ..?

>>126856908
we need to clean the shelves again...

>>126856487
slightly above AC DC.
narrowly avoids being butt rock.

Pampershead is punk rock

>>126856246
>Get core recs
>Soi metal
>Same shills everyday spamming the same album
This general was on borrowed time as it is since zoomies came and ruined it.

https://youtu.be/au4n_RJne2s
I actually used to fantasize this but for The Thing That Should Not Be.
So hard that I created a false memory that The Thing That Should Not Be was a Ride the Lightning song...

>>126856722
Not posers, if anything they're one of those bands you really want to like because you hear a couple great songs by them, but when you actually sit down and listen there's tons of filler and you're disapopinted. It feels more posery to insist upon their greatness because of their status as a 'classic'
>>126856570 is exactly how I feel

>>126856674
leave the hall

>>126856908
I preferred Parasignosis

>>126856587
>>126856661
>>126857037
Shitty diaper rock. Not metal.

>>126856552
>>126856591
Sputnik music looks pretty good so far. Thanks.

>>126856150
>>126857267

DON'T TELL THE KIDS
THEY'LL NEVER GET THE PICTURE

hawkwind are better desu

>>126857371
HEIL

I went to see Black Flag with their new zoomer line up.
It was actually good. WTF

>>126857401
Not metal.

metal to hail frigga too?

>>126856377
Spot on here.

Crapped the old shit prison while blasting the Judas Priest self titled. Awesome day.

albums that destroyed heavy metal

Recommend me some good power metal.

>>126857526
We hate that transvestite schlager wailing here.

>>126856402
Incorrect

>>126857526
>Gamma Ray - Land of the Free
>Rhapsody - Symphony of Enchanted Land
>Galneryus - Everything by them
Freedom Call and Sonata Arctica are pretty cool too

>>126856141
>1576 results found.

>>126857535
why are you listing good metal albums? did you really understand the question?

>>126856223
Youtube and here
Literally don't need anything else
I mean I'm listening to >>126857267 right now and its pretty good

>>126848603
AmenRa
Celtic Frost
Cult of Luna
Trenches

>>126857609
Megahentai - Symphony of Destruction

Doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zIasrxEK_Q

I just roke up

i love women... shout out to wamen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1u5wKOUWsA

DEAD TO THE WORLD
I SEE ONLY BLACK

>>126857705
ruh roh scooby

>>126857715
Women cool

Metal is kinda cringe, we prefer the old classic rock and roll sound. Give me Elvis, fuck Vargs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
that's what's up!

>>126857715
I have ambivalent feelings towards women
They make my pp hard and my eyes wet

>>126857737
Better than Metal Tracker being down.

Remember when Rise of the North Star was the meme of the month band on /meal/?

>>126857715
i heavily dislike women who arent my mother.
FUCK women, they suck.

>>126857811
Linus-tier post

Women are posers, they should leave the hall

>>126857662
>Christian "metal"

>>126857816
i have no clue who this linus is.
do not respond to me again with your inane hogwash, femoid.

>>126857811
>FUCK women, they suck.
yes, that's the point of women

>>126856150
Blasting!

>>126856150
I have been in death doom mood lately

>>126857789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTVgUrRNM7E
this is bretty gud brah

id like to join a band but the only instrument i play is keyboard / piano so im exclusively limited to being the bald autistic uggo in the back of some power metal collective.
kinda gay really.

>>126857789
The second album was forgettable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTVgUrRNM7E

HEIL

ROTNS still put on a nice show, go take a look if they're near
Avoid the retarded core-type moshpit though

>>126856150
https://youtu.be/YwYce87PYXU?si=zYKKPJf05iA0qR7r

Demo-only hidden gem
Br00tal as fuck

>>126858036
I look like this and said this

>>126858018
sounds like shit bruv

>>126858048
sounds like you got filtered champ

>>126858036
Looks like Gordon Freeman

>>126857958
>>126857893
>a wigger speaking japanese over generic hardcore
This was the shit being spammed here for a month? I never bothered to check and it's a good thing I didn't, embarassing garbage

RIFFS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvsaEDOsCSE

>>126857401
No it wasn't, you stupid cunt. You're just a simp.

>>126858105
Kill yourself chudcel

I saw Manowar live tonight, had a blast.
Those guys may be old as dirt but they still rock and put on a great show.

>>126857263
Opposite for me. The new one was a lot more enjoyable.

>>126858122
Awful, what a diaper diasster. Who even lives in disgusting Iceland? Hope Trump buys you soon.

>>126858122
How many shows go thru Reykjavik on the regular, Iceland-anon?

>>126856150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6qmcymEPvM

>>126858122
That's cool as fuck, I often consider traveling for a bit to see them
How hyped was the audience, and what were your favorite tracks?

>>126858157

Not many.

We had some popular festivals but covid killed them.

>>126858060
what's going through your head as you search through your folders trying to select the right avatar to post?
how do you know when you've found it?

>>126858122
How full was your diaper?

>>126856150
This shit rules.

>>126858195
How smelly is your vagina?

>>126858181

Audience was on fire, the band seemed impressed.

They put on lots of the old 80s hits but I really loved some of their "newer" songs like Gods of War and Warriors of the World.

Isn't Manowar a kiddie diddler band?

>>126858215

Oops I'm a bit drunk this was meant for

>>126858163

>>126858214
Sorry, I'm not a female Manodiaper fan.

>>126858192
>Is this Yeji? If no, keep searching.

>>126858229

Their former guitarist is a pedo but they were quick to cut all ties with him when that came to light.

Now Michaelangelo Batio is their guitarist.

>>126858246
Forever stained by pedophila that awful band.

>>126858246
So all their classic songs had a guitarist on them who was a pedo? Yuck, no thanks.

>>126858257
Awful to see that Icelandic people seem to support pedos. Awful, backwards people. No wonder Manopampers fly there, nowhere else are they liked. Everyone hates their stupid pampersrock.

>>126858257

No the pedo was with them from the mid 90s till a few years ago. Their classic songs are pedo free.

>>126858215
>Audience was on fire, the band seemed impressed
Yeah that should have been a great show
I had the same feeling at a Judas Priest live last weekend, the audience was insane and we spent quite some time and energy asking for an encore we wouldn't have gotten anyways, since it was at a festival and they had to leave the scene for the next band. Old fag Rob seemed to be happy and proud about this

>>126858242
You've been at this scat fetish bit here for years. I bet you're a nonce too.

>>126858286
Damn this is so fucking gay. You should support young bands and not the old rich diaperblasters.

ONCE
THE WAR
STARTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Vfee1VOD0

Judas Priest ain't metal anyways.

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>126858306
>>126858306
This, fuck the diapershittes.

>Rotten vagina anon starts shitting up the thread with his uncarefully crafted baits
See you later /meal/

>>126858355
Incoherent post lass.

>>126858355
Anime and their fans are hated among the real metalheads.

>>126858306
fuck off poser

anime is metal and welcome here

>>126858386
Go to reddit if you want to discuss metal with non-weebs :)

>>126858400
You fuck off, you fucking guy.
>>126858405
Same to you, you humungous fag.

>>126858426
Not metal

>>126858405
Anime-liking makes you automatically NOTmetal.

>>126858439
You're not metal, you fucking guy.

>be in a metal band
>write some cool basslines
>go on tour
>give up your spot on the tour bus to your incompetent douchebag drummer
>bus crashes
>die
>drummer drains the blood from your corpse for cash for decades

>>126858476
Queef Turdton is the most overrated musician of all time.

Is there a term for death metal that's too complex to be considered OSDM but not complex enough to be considered techdeath?

HH

>>126858599
Alcoholic cringelord died pathetically. We hate that nazi here.

I am albino.

>>126856150
ANOTHER SKY IS YOUNG

>>126858446
...On opposite day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYbN2nyuN9Y

>>126858599
RIP HANNEMAN

>>126858405
>anime is metal
How?

>>126858599
HEIL

>>126857401
Did you take a photo of the girl?

>>126858599
HEIL

>>126858913
>>126858731
>>126858698
You just replied to yourself three times

>>126858917
Correct.

>>126858405
Is that why all anime uses mallcore post hardcore? Try again faggot

>>126858599
we hate punk rockers here

>>126858917
Shalom

>>126859108
Careful, we're getting close to the end of the month, you're close to your Internet credits running out. Be careful who you reply to.

>>126858588
Death metal that's technical.

>>126856150
dissodio

>>126859128
How's the weather in New York?

>>126858917
Prove it.

>>126857526
>Iced Earth- Burnt Offerings
>Blind Guardian- Nightfall in Middle Earth
>Angra- Temple of Shadows
>Symphony X- The Divine Wings of Tragedy
>Virgin Steele-The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

>>126856133 (OP)
>che, gracias por el apoyo

we all know Dave Mustaine wrote Load but did you know he also wrote ReLoad?

>>126859556
Correct.

>>126859556
>>126859600
Call Frank.

Its the blimp!
Its the blimp frank!
Its the blimp!

Why was the post "Call Frank" deleted?

Couple beers and a viking mood. Great night so far.

So you're telling me this guy...just sat on nearly 10 albums worth of material...for 15 years. Because, he just felt like it...?

>>126857378
Stacia was so fucking hot

>>126860050
>nearly 10 albums worth of material
they were probably gonna be bad albums. based for waiting to put out something worthwhile. cringe for not being able to put out something worthwhile for that long

A L E S T O R M
L
E
S
T
O
R
M

>>126859147
Wow, what an interesting and creative concept for an album! Dio is a genius.

>>126860735
they're machines but they are... le ANGRY

RAMSTEEN AT HOME!!!!!! \\m//

>>126860918
The McDonald's machines get angry at me whenever I order (I'm severely obese)

>>126860050
Wait there's new Wintersun and it's good? What I just looked at their wiki and their guy joined Megadeth. OK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWsD4LDRwyc

New Deftones when???

metol

>>126861059
I miss him so much

>>126861176
Why the transphobia? Not metal.

>>126861176
NEVERMORE is getting back together my brother, this year in fact. they just finished auditions

stop

So this is just retro-metal, yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4bFqW_eu2I&list=RDN4bFqW_eu2I&start_radio=1

>>126861416
I know
I'm glad Jeff is out of Arch Enemy, but feel conflicted about them calling it Nevermore, anyways I'm sure it's gonna be great but that feeling it's still there

>>126861463
yeah, danish pipes are hard to replace

>>126861431
>The Animals
>Animal not on drums

Reddit metal

BM for your gf:
Watain
Shining
Behemoth

who else?

I thought sodom was whatever until I listened to m16. Gonna go through the rest of their discography

Technical nsbm?

>>126861629
Gonna need more bands than that for all my GFs... lol

i'm almost certain no women like death metal.

some do like black metal because it's effeminate and they think it's dark and deep and they can wear corpse paint

>>126861915
They only like cradle of filth, the biggest poser band ever

>>126858768
No, but she was very cute

Why was the post "Call Frank" deleted?

>>126860959
Not metal

melomeal bros thoughts on the new MPE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KjnYtdNIO4

>>126856150
what the fuck did they do to my boy
i hadnt listened to any of the reunion stuff and this is bland shit for the radio

>>126862127
I love cradle of filth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MTNE0XBagw

I just roke up

>>126860322
Best Slayer album right here.

>>126862862
>black metal fan trying to show you how his favorite band is different from another black metal band

>>126862862
>Burzum (NEW)

>>126856150
how do we feel about tomb mold

>*wet shitting noises*
>"Oi me nappy is full, someone call Sharon, Pozzy needs a fresh nappy right quick*
>"Make that 4 fresh nappies, the other's cacapooped themselves as well"

>>126863565
Don't talk shit about Tony and Geezer.
The others I couldn't really care less about tho.

>>126857653
Bit that's not spam? Mods. Lmfao

>>126863706
>literally called Geezer
You just know he poops the diaper the most.

>>126863550
Iffy. Sometimes I'm in the mood to listen to them, sometimes not. And actually, saying that I realized I haven't actually listened to them in a few years. And actually I looked them up just now to dl their discog and found out they released a new album in 2023 I wasn't aware of. So, that's cool I guess. I like how they're Lovecraftian but I'm not sure if I'm super big into their music – same as Blood Incantation. What I do know though is that Timeghoul fucking sucks despite the same subject matter.

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>126863989
Correct

>>126860868
caddhe

>>126862417
Does the guy behind that band post here
He looks like he would

>>126856150
First time listening to this, bretty gud

>>126863565
Black Sabbath more like Brown Nappy

metal for welding?

this is such a retarded ass general holy shit

>>126864323
Here ya go.

>>126864354
you should see wpop

>>126864354
Most of the thread is just one german kpop tranner and that one jewish mutt in new york making endless bait shitposts, and when its not them its ratspam.

>>126856150

>>126857811
t. Chuck (formerly Sneed)

Aether Realm first album is better than their second one
https://youtu.be/ZIHluDXiqGM?feature=shared&t=240
Can't wait for their third one, one of the few bands with an almost 10/10 music track (not hard to do with 2 albums only)

>>126860918
>Never heard a machine speak of anger?
>It is a human emotion.
>No, it is a word. What matters is the opposition the word implies. I see that you are angry. Can you tell me what you would do to crush that opposition?
>Anything.

>>126864323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI

>>126864439
forgot pic

>>126856150
suffocation - human waste

thinking man's metal

>>126864323
ferrous or non-ferrous?
and don't try to tell me it doesn't matter
I knew a guy who blasted ferrous while welding non-ferrous
authorities had to close off the whole site while they dealt with his remains

>>126864594
stop trying to pretend you know anything about magnetism

>>126864594
>>126864611
Shut up nerds.

>>126864674
>t. mentally dominated

>hyper progressive metal label says they dont ship to "pissreal"
What a time to be alive

>>126864762
what did you expect from a genre that fuses heavy metal and progressive rock

>>126864780
i meant progressive as in SJW you silly boy

I just bought some dino nuggies. metal for this feel?

>>126856150
tempting to see them with Arghoslent in a couple months but I don't know if I really feel like going through the routine of finding out where the venue is the day of the show or some shit

>>126864699
By what? Take your meds stupid metalfag.

SPEED

METAL

PUNKS

>>126864849
>one good album in the whole genre
Grim.

>>126864847
/shreddit/ IQ strikes again

>dishonest grind
>is actually good
???????
>>126864878
Square up faggot!

My backlog is thousands of albums long.

>>126864802
Hevisaurus

>>is actually good
lol

OUT OF THE WATER!
THE TERROR SHARK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJEsp_fZHU
FLY FREE FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE
ONE THOUSAND HEARTS BLEEDING THE ETERNAL DREAM
FEEL ME, THE TOUCH WE ALL NEED
SO SILENTLY NOW THEY WILL KNEEL
CRY FOR ETERNITY!

>>126865000
Gigacringe in every way possible.

more metal than u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUexUpICS4o

Metal is actually just random noise and actually sucks when there's no melody

When I Think Of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think Of Nirvana And The Melvins
>>126865071
Melody is for poooooooooooosers!

>tranime
>power """metal"""
I bet he's a furfag too

>>126865000
I remember discovering this song https://youtu.be/pSBU03wK7iA and being like "What DF song is that!?" during the intro
This band is what I call "Disney Power Metal" where they only sing about happy things, which isn't bad itself

ion maiden sucks ass

>>126865000
anything on their first 2 albums mogs inhuman rampage

>>126865259
Didn't they have to change that game's title?

>>126865284
I like "Valley of the Damned" and "Through the Fire and the Flames" but that's pretty much it...

TRVE COALMINER BLACK METAL

Show no mercy, Hell awaits, Reign in blood, the list goes on...

>the chick from Castle Rat legitimately has an OnlyFans
I always suspected she was a whore. Now I know for a certainty.

>>126856133 (OP)
is that the head of jesus in the mix there?

>4 doom metal threads in the catalogue
Lol why? I like doom metal too but why not just 1 thread? Who's the faggot who's been doing this?

>>126860868
Two kitties

>>126865461
the actual band member or the slut who's just there for aesthetics?

IT'S A MESSED UP FUCKED UP FUCKING SYSTEM

>>126865591
I mean she sings so she's a band member whether she's a slut or not...

>>126865461
nice tits desu

>>126865461
you can't talk about this and not post a link anon

>>126865461
>1. Unicorn Horn Dildo POV BJ (1:06) - $50
>2. 10 Second Ass-Spread Clip Looped for 1 Min (0:58) - $60
>3. My Magical Unicorn Horn Ride (1:06) - $75
>4. Morning Masturbation & Orgasm on my Little Blue Couch (2:24) - $100
>5. Taking My Clothes Off + Ass Spread, Fingering (3:47) - $100
>6. Using My Dildo + Vibrator in Different Positions to Cum (3:16) - $100
>7. Hot Soapy Shower Masturbation & Orgasm (4:27) - $100
anyone got cash burning a hole in their pocket?

>>126865793
bound to have been leaked

>>126865793
also
>100 bucks for like 2-3 minutes
what the fuck
is she even that hot

>>126865793
Is that a tracklist for some album?

>>126865751
pretty sure it's dead but she went under the name ruby.foxfire

>>126865810
imo she's hot but I'd never pay for that shit

>>126865799
nope. nothing on simpcity.

>>126865846
now that i think about it, it would make a good tracklist for some pornogrind band

>>126865793
>Blue Couch
dropped

>>126865751
>>126859374

>>126866080
well

>>126866080
kind of alright but there's a fuckin ton of similar on there already

>>126866080
>retard mouth
>tattoos
>tits way too small
>bracelet N*gru would wear
>hairy armpits
Absolute revolting. The only positive I can say about this WHORE is that I bet her pussy is hairy.

Holy dragons keepers of time
ride brave the blue skies and spell my eyes
fly beyond these hills ride on the wind
the wisdom of the kings

>>126866133
>I bet her pussy is hairy.
damn fucking right it is incel. that's what men like as opposed to your soulless bugs caked up in 5 pounds of makeup

>>126866133
>can't see it's hairy from the photo

>>126866259
>can't read

high IQ thread

>>126866279
nothing i said was incorrect. don't reply to me again.

I don't understand it all honestly, but I want to listen to metal. So far I know such bands as cripper, Metallica, Rammstein, cannibal corpse, twisted sister. Would you recommend something else? I'd like to hear something like trash metal, black metal

>>126866299
Listen to Slayer and fuck off

>>126866299
we have an FAQ u tard

>>126865751
https://gofile.io/d/F9U1zu

>>126866379
>>126866379
>>126866379
>>126866379

>>126866279
>>can't see it's hairy from the photo
it could be just a shadow

>>126866259
>>126866293
retard