>Free Jazz
>Isn’t for free

>black metal
>they're all white

>>126942128 (OP)
>black gaze
>they're all straight whites

>garage rock
>its performed on a stage

>death metal
>artist still alive

>rap music
>music

>rock'n'roll
>features no rolling of rocks

>Metal music
>record is vinyl

more like
>free jazz
>is always the same thing

>>126942171
>>126944269
>>126944377

>>126944269
The vast majority of "garage" bands who managed to cut a record were grown up professionals

>>126942128 (OP)

>industrial music
>made by artsy kids who never worked in a factory

>shoegaze
>performers are mostly staring at their instruments if anything

>Future Funk
>Made in the past

>Get told to listen to musician based on his great improvisations
>The recording is the same every time I listen to it

>experimental music
>they never say what their experiments are trying to prove or disprove
>they take no notes to see how the experiment tested their hypothesis
WHAT ARE THEIR EXPERIMENTS FOR?!

>funk
>smells fine

>>126944252
>>black gaze
>>they're all straight
uhhhhh

>fusion
>it's just jazz rock with no combination of atomic nuclei

>>126948872
>lo-fi

is recorded and mixed in a professional music studio by professional musicians

>britpop
>they never pop a brit like you would a zit or a champagne bottle

>shoegaze
>you never hear anyone gazing at shoes

>>126950042
I hate when this happens

>doo-wop
>no sound of anyone fucking a wop

>country music
>99% is made in the city of Nashville